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Anonymous United States 9/15/2025, 2:48:39 AM No.23304634 [Report] >>23304635 >>23304636 >>23304637 >>23304638 >>23304640 >>23304641 >>23304643 >>23304645 >>23304648 >>23304649 >>23304650 >>23304652 >>23304653 >>23304654 >>23304657
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bun: homemade brioche
sauce: full-fat mayo
tomato: single slice of heirloom, seasoned with sea salt and pepper
onion: single slice of red, LIGHTLY sauteed in butter and brown sugar, seasoned with sea salt, black pepper, and celery seed
bacon: maple glazed and fried until crispy
mushroom: handful of sliced shiitake, sauteed in butter
cheese: melted danish blue
meat: ground chuck, 80/20 lean-fat ratio, seasoned with salt, pepper, and celery seed; cooked to medium rare
pickle: 3 length-wise slices of kosher dill
lettuce: 3 leaves of green leaf
sauce: special sauce

This is the burger, this is the thread.
Anonymous United States 9/15/2025, 2:52:42 AM No.23304635 [Report]
>>23304634 (OP)
>homemade
no it ain't
nigga we see the soibean oil spray
Anonymous Unknown 9/15/2025, 2:56:05 AM No.23304636 [Report]
>>23304634 (OP)
This is the american psycho guy hosting a bbq
Anonymous United States 9/15/2025, 2:58:39 AM No.23304637 [Report]
>>23304634 (OP)
All that for just one damn burger that you'll eat in four bites.
Anonymous Canada 9/15/2025, 2:59:10 AM No.23304638 [Report]
>>23304634 (OP)
a work of art, though i recommend shredded lettuce for an easier bite
Anonymous Australia 9/15/2025, 3:00:43 AM No.23304639 [Report] >>23304642
>sugar the onion
ruined
Anonymous United States 9/15/2025, 3:01:00 AM No.23304640 [Report]
>>23304634 (OP)
>can't fit burger in mouth
throw that shit in the trash
Anonymous United States 9/15/2025, 3:01:08 AM No.23304641 [Report]
>>23304634 (OP)
>medium rare ground chuck
Hello, Jack.
Anonymous United States 9/15/2025, 3:02:17 AM No.23304642 [Report]
>>23304639
My thoughts exactly
Anonymous United States 9/15/2025, 3:05:38 AM No.23304643 [Report] >>23304646
>>23304634 (OP)

Dude I've been craving a burger all day. Might order out.
Anonymous United States 9/15/2025, 3:06:42 AM No.23304644 [Report] >>23304651
You did not bake your own brioche bun... shut the fuck up

also brioche is trash... Potato roll is best for burgersr
Anonymous Italy 9/15/2025, 3:08:24 AM No.23304645 [Report]
>>23304634 (OP)
I can just tell you’re a 400 lb hacker.
Anonymous Canada 9/15/2025, 3:08:52 AM No.23304646 [Report] >>23304647
>>23304643
best burger i ever had was from a local joint, they called it the 'brooklyn' burger. mayo, arugula, chuck patty, cheese, onion rings, red pepper relish. try to find one like that, it will change you
Anonymous United States 9/15/2025, 3:10:44 AM No.23304647 [Report]
>>23304646

i'd do it minus the arugala

i don't want no peppery leaf on my burger

also only shrredded lettuce... I don't want a huge ass leaf
Anonymous United Kingdom 9/15/2025, 3:14:15 AM No.23304648 [Report]
>>23304634 (OP)
nice
disgusting
disgusting
nice
disgusting
shit cheese
meme burger
disgusting
garden waste
probably disgusting

that is a crime
this is a burger:
brioche bun
strong cheese, hard only, soft cheese is just failed yoghurt
ground steak
no butter, no sauce, no rabbit food
meat bread and cheese, that's a burger
Anonymous Italy 9/15/2025, 3:23:22 AM No.23304649 [Report]
>>23304634 (OP)
>sugared onions
>Danish blue
kys
Anonymous United States 9/15/2025, 3:25:54 AM No.23304650 [Report]
>>23304634 (OP)
That burger is dog shit
That's what happens when millenials think they can cook.
Anonymous United States 9/15/2025, 3:44:48 AM No.23304651 [Report] >>23304655
>>23304644
Why didn't he?
Anonymous United States 9/15/2025, 4:02:33 AM No.23304652 [Report]
>>23304634 (OP)
Remove the sugared onions and bacon and it’s good
Anonymous United States 9/15/2025, 4:06:27 AM No.23304653 [Report]
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>>23304634 (OP)
>Inb4 some anon says you didn't do it right and takes issue with one specific detail of one specific ingredient completely disregarding the finished product and makes a series of posts that escalate in vulgarity until it's just 2 guys calling each other fags over a burger.
Anonymous United States 9/15/2025, 4:10:05 AM No.23304654 [Report]
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>>23304634 (OP)
Homemade brioche my ass
Anonymous United States 9/15/2025, 4:14:07 AM No.23304655 [Report]
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>>23304651
If he did he's stupid because it's a lot more work making the fucking bun and takes longer than just making a burger.
Here's a salmon cheesesteak I had for lunch in Philly
Anonymous United States 9/15/2025, 4:21:35 AM No.23304656 [Report]
Burger
Anonymous United States 9/15/2025, 4:22:57 AM No.23304657 [Report]
>>23304634 (OP)
>A fucking burger.
I love multi-meaning sentences.