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Anonymous United States No.23307758 >>23307761 >>23307762 >>23307764 >>23307766 >>23307769 >>23307771 >>23307782 >>23307784 >>23307791 >>23307818 >>23307821 >>23307824 >>23307830 >>23307843 >>23307878 >>23307880 >>23307902 >>23307905 >>23307917 >>23307928 >>23307946 >>23307950 >>23307951 >>23307957 >>23307963 >>23307964 >>23307976 >>23307981 >>23308001 >>23308007 >>23308010 >>23308013 >>23308016 >>23308017 >>23308019
>The woman said, β€œThe serpent deceived me, and I ate.”
Anonymous Sweden No.23307759 >>23307760 >>23307926 >>23307973 >>23307992 >>23308016
typically women lying and blaming someone elese
Anonymous United States No.23307760 >>23307831 >>23307944
>>23307759
Have faith in God.
Anonymous Serbia No.23307761 >>23307926
>>23307758 (OP)
Anonymous Unknown No.23307762 >>23307763
>>23307758 (OP)
'Do not eat fruits from the tree of knowledge about good and evil'
sin is to start judge and create suffer . Not later on when you die , but you can turn your life in to hell in a present moment, if you judge things in your mind.

Did you realize that snake is a jew? or jew shills on the pol.
We can "gas" jews with the truth.
Anonymous United States No.23307763 >>23307990 >>23307997
>>23307762
Trust in the word of God
Anonymous Poland No.23307764 >>23307765 >>23307899 >>23307901
>>23307758 (OP)
eternal female shirking of responsibility
put in words by ancient desert men
Anonymous United States No.23307765 >>23308004
>>23307764
The word of God speaks to men
Anonymous United States No.23307766 >>23307767 >>23307769 >>23307808 >>23307922
>>23307758 (OP)
>tfw no angelic luthien virgin qt. 314 custom build from my own rib with 0 bodycount, to pair bond with, who causes flowers to bloom, wherever she walks because she is so pure to bring me fruit to eat.

You know bros, we never had a chance. Can you imagine how beautiful Eve was bros. And originally they were immortal with an ecosystem that provided their every need. Nothing to do but snuggle and make love and watch her gorgeous long hair blowing in the wind and caressing her bewbs and butt as the sun sets.

No one else in the world. I can’t even.
I would have drunk constantly from her river of life.
I want to hold her hand so bad.

Proverbs 5:19
As a loving hind and a pleasant doe, Let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; And be thou ravished always with her love.
Anonymous United States No.23307767 >>23307768
>>23307766
>But he that glorieth, let him glory in the Lord.

The women of tea app will not save you.
Anonymous United States No.23307768 >>23307770 >>23307787 >>23307927
>>23307767
Proverbs 30
There are three things that are too amazing for me,
four that I do not understand:
19 the way of an eagle in the sky,
the way of a snake on a rock,
the way of a ship on the high seas,

and the way of a MAN with a virgin Woman
Anonymous Greece No.23307769 >>23307770
>>23307758 (OP)
Off topic low quality slide thread.
>>23307766
Fairy tales
Anonymous United States No.23307770 >>23307772
>>23307768
Worship God.

>>23307769
Baseless claim. You just hate what is being said. You hate the rights of men. Quiet.
Anonymous Unknown No.23307771 >>23307773
>>23307758 (OP)
now, where did she say that precisely?
Anonymous Greece No.23307772 >>23307773 >>23307774
>>23307770
Imagine believing in something without proof. Your religion is of zero importance in a political thread. I hate irrelevant threads.
Anonymous United States No.23307773 >>23307776 >>23307778
>>23307771
Gen 3:13

>>23307772
No, you hate men.
Anonymous United States No.23307774 >>23307778
>>23307772
Also
>Your religion is of zero importance in political..
And yet the bible is beside the president on their inaugural day.
Anonymous Unknown No.23307775 >>23307780
Picrel is an indian temple. Naga or serpent people are a species that live beneath the earth with a civilization and cities. They can transform into a snake at will. May be connected to the Adam and Eve story since that snake talked
Anonymous Unknown No.23307776 >>23307777
>>23307773
The Garden of Eden, or the pre-separation condition, was a state of mind in which nothing was needed. When Adam listened to the β€œlies of the serpent,” all he heard was untruth. You do not have to continue to believe what is not true unless you choose to do so. All that can literally disappear in the twinkling of an eye because it is merely a misperception. What is seen in dreams seems to be very real. Yet the Bible says that a deep sleep fell upon Adam, and nowhere is there reference to his waking up. The world has not yet experienced any comprehensive reawakening or rebirth. Such a rebirth is impossible as long as you continue to project or miscreate. It still remains within you, however, to extend as God extended His Spirit to you. In reality this is your only choice, because your free will was given you for your joy in creating the perfect. (https://acim.org/acim/en/s/61#3:1-10 | T-2.I.3:1-10)
Anonymous United States No.23307777
>>23307776
Do not be deceived. The bible is the word of God.
Anonymous Greece No.23307778 >>23307779 >>23307785 >>23307955
>>23307773
No, I just don't believe in fairy tales. You pulled this assumption out of your asshole
>>23307774
If anything, Christianity has been a disaster for the white race
Anonymous United States No.23307779
>>23307778
Woman, your objections to Gods word are vanity.
Anonymous Unknown No.23307780 >>23307781 >>23307781 >>23307783
>>23307775
Genesis is funny to read in Slavic languages because it is written that Adam and Eve were nagie/nagas, naga etc. The Sanskrit word Naga also means naked and naga (snake), well, so

hermeneutics.stackexchange.com/questions/38632/why-is-Χ’Φ²Χ¨Χ•ΦΌΧžΦ΄ΦΌΦ”Χ™Χ-gen-225-translated-naked-and-in-the-very-next-verse-its

גָרוּם

ג֡ירֹם

is used to describe that Adam and Eve were naked and for the epithet (cunning) of the serpent from the garden

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-Adamite

the biblical characters have no relation to people
that is why all these intersections like Japheth = iapet or obvious intersection of the myth of Osiris and Seth with Cain and Abel so countries and Osiris (Dionysus) was depicted as a snake in the mysteries, and Geb El Kronos was considered the father of snakes
Among the Sumerians, all the gods had the epithets of dragons, snakes
On Mount Hermon they worshiped snakes
Anonymous United States No.23307781
>>23307780
>>23307780
>the biblical characters have no relation to people

Do you accuse Christ?
Anonymous United States No.23307782 >>23307789 >>23307916
>>23307758 (OP)
Imagine if Adam just said, LOL. LMAO. YOU'RE FUCKED!
Anonymous Unknown No.23307783 >>23307938
>>23307780
So what does that mean? The Nagas created us? Your writing is a bit confusing. Maybe from autocorrect.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307784
>>23307758 (OP)
Women have been making excuses for millions of years.
Anonymous United States No.23307785
>>23307778
You can't steal those bibles. They literally say please take them on the first page. Not that you faggots would know that because you're only experience with the bible is reddit posts and cringe alternative ideologies.
Anonymous Unknown No.23307786 >>23307790
Chinese too. I feel like there's an underlying theme to all cultures.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307787 >>23307927 >>23308005
>>23307768
POST THE PASSAGE IN THE BIBLE ABOUT THE WOMAN WHO LIKED MEN WITH DONKEY-COCKS!
DO IT.
Anonymous United States No.23307788 >>23307792 >>23307932
Eve is the hero of this story. Eating the apple was based
Anonymous United States No.23307789 >>23307793
>>23307782
Men will always love women. That is why Gods word is for the benefit of men, so that mans love is not used agaist them. God is looking out for our us.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307790 >>23307927
>>23307786
FUN FACT I LEARNED ONLY YESTERDAY;
>ALL BAD THINGS IN FRENCH ARE FEMALE
>la *
Anonymous United States No.23307791
>>23307758 (OP)
You just know..,
Anonymous United States No.23307792 >>23307794 >>23307796 >>23307914
>>23307788
God is not mocked.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307793 >>23307795
>>23307789
>our us
If you mean your failing usa, he's not exactly doing a good job is he, that Down's Syndrome lil' yahweh.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307794
>>23307792
Not enough.
Anonymous United States No.23307795 >>23307799
>>23307793
Do not be deceived. God will not fail those who trust in Him.
Anonymous United States No.23307796 >>23307798 >>23307801
>>23307792
I have a theory that god secretly wanted Eve to eat the apple. Why put the tree there in the first place if not?
Anonymous Romania No.23307797 >>23307800
You got it all wrong niggers
The serpent is the good guy, rod of asclepius, ouroboros, the serpent of Eden was jesus
t. Gnostic
Anonymous United States No.23307798 >>23307803 >>23307816
>>23307796
Questioning God is what eve did. I do not suggest it.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307799 >>23307804
>>23307795
What major catastrophe was stopped by your god?
9/11?
The USS Maine?
the usa's Union Carbide in Bhopal?
Exxon Valdez?
Train derailments?
Fires? Explosions? Murders? Nigger atrocities?
Your usa doesn't seem to be getting much 'protection' from any magical invisible jew.
Anonymous United States No.23307800 >>23307802
>>23307797
>the serpent of Eden was jesus
You accuse Christ?
Anonymous Romania No.23307801 >>23307804 >>23307805 >>23307809
>>23307796
Anonymous Romania No.23307802 >>23307804
>>23307800
Accuse? No
Thank him for freeing us from the demiurge prison
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307803 >>23307804
>>23307798
Why not?
Are you afraid of invisible jews who own special trees with enchanted fruit?
Anonymous United States No.23307804 >>23307806
>>23307799
>>23307801
>>23307802
>>23307803
>And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307805 >>23307807
>>23307801
Anyone who claims this is inaccurate doesn't accept their god has power and is all knowing.
Is he or isn't he?
Makes ya think...
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307806 >>23307807
>>23307804
You are afraid of thinking because you have a closed mind.
Anonymous United States No.23307807 >>23307810 >>23307812
>>23307805
>>23307806
I do not suggest mocking God.
Anonymous Canada No.23307808
>>23307766
What no pussy does to a mfer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307809 >>23307811
>>23307801
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307810 >>23307814
>>23307807
Why?
Will he SMITE me?
Cool.
FUCKING SMITE ME DEAD THE.........
kek
NOPE. Still here.
Anonymous United States No.23307811 >>23307813 >>23307815
>>23307809
>Woe unto you that are full! for ye shall hunger. Woe unto you that laugh now! for ye shall mourn and weep.
Anonymous Canada No.23307812 >>23307814
>>23307807
Your God is Lucifer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307813 >>23307814
>>23307811
>for ye shall mourn and weep
Tomorrow, right?
About 3ish is good for me.
Anonymous United States No.23307814 >>23307817
>>23307810
>>23307812
>>23307813
Woman, do not be deceived. The word of God is in the bible. Even the courts recognize that fact.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307815 >>23307820
>>23307811
Now explain why the cartoon about your god is wrong.
Problem?
Anonymous United States No.23307816 >>23307820 >>23307823 >>23307894
>>23307798
Look at it this way. The bible describes the relationship between god and man as that of a father and son. Teenage son's are supposed to challenge their fathers. Its a part of growing up and becomming a man. Getting into a fist fight with your dad and getting your ass beat is important for any young man. Maybe eating the apple was something similar for humanity. We traded innocence for wisdom. We were punished for it but we also came into our own as a species because of it. I think god was proud of Eve
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307817 >>23307820
>>23307814
>Even the courts recognize that fact.
So they don't convict pastors of crimes?
TRY STONING YOUR CHILDREN TO DEATH FOR PICKING UP TWIGS ON THE WRONG DAY.
Into JAIL you'll go, nog.
Anonymous Unknown No.23307818
>>23307758 (OP)
The fruit was the knowledge of good and evil. Without knowledge of good and evil you cannot be good nor can you be evil.
Anonymous Unknown No.23307819 >>23307820
Timmy voted for it.
Anonymous United States No.23307820 >>23307825
>>23307816
>>23307815
>>23307817
>>23307819
>After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
>Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
>Give us this day our daily bread.
>And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
>And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.
Anonymous United States No.23307821 >>23307827
>>23307758 (OP)
sounds like a metaphor for blacked
Anonymous Canada No.23307822 >>23307827
AKA the jews deceived me, now l hate.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307823 >>23307826 >>23307827
>>23307816
God needs man more than man needs god.
Gods exist only because man thinks of them and makes them up from his human imagination.
Man is the only 'god' that will ever exist.
Anonymous Unknown No.23307824 >>23307827 >>23307829 >>23307841
>>23307758 (OP)

The Magician Deceived Me?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307825 >>23307827
>>23307820
>as we forgive our debtors
Pay your credit-card in full this month.
Anonymous Unknown No.23307826 >>23307828 >>23307832
>>23307823
God is all powerful he doesn't need us.
Anonymous United States No.23307827 >>23307832
>>23307821
>>23307822
>>23307823
>>23307824
>>23307825
Do not be deceived. Trust in Gods word.
Anonymous United States No.23307828 >>23307832
>>23307826
Wisdom.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307829
>>23307824
How is David Blaine these days?
His last stunt in London in a box had people mocking him for days.
We love to make fun of odd american shit.
He was hilarious.
Make him come back so we can mock him again!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307830 >>23307834 >>23307835 >>23307837
>>23307758 (OP)
The real lesson of the Bible is that Adam would still be living in paradise if he had simply picked up a rock and caved Eve's skull in.
Anonymous United States No.23307831 >>23307833 >>23307895
>>23307760
Stfu roastie how about you act on that faith and close your fucking legs harlot
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307832 >>23307846
>>23307826
>>23307828
>>23307827
Unless iron chariots show up.
Anonymous United States No.23307833 >>23307836 >>23307838 >>23307840
>>23307831
God is not mocked.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307834 >>23307837
>>23307830
SO SERIAL KILLERS OF HOOKERS PICKED UP AT TRUCK STOPS ARE THE ONLY TRUE CHRISTIANS IN THE USA?
GOD BE PRAISED...
Anonymous Unknown No.23307835 >>23307866
>>23307830
>No women
>Paradise
No.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307836 >>23307839
>>23307833
Why not. I though he was all powerful.
NOW you're saying he cannot stand a bit of mocking?
What a weak-ass cunt you make him sound.
Are you sure you're not projecting yourself?
Anonymous United States No.23307837 >>23307844
>>23307830
>>23307834
Anonymous United States No.23307838 >>23307842
>>23307833
Your mocking him by being a smug self righteous faggot I hope he gives you what you deserve a fucking a lead pipe to your teeth.
Anonymous United States No.23307839 >>23307929
>>23307836
God is just.
Anonymous United States No.23307840 >>23307845
>>23307833
Mocking /= questioning

Job won god's respect for questioning and standing up to him. Why are you such a slave?
Anonymous Unknown No.23307841
>>23307824

Could be metaphor (like) Snake-Charmer, common around-there.
Anonymous United States No.23307842 >>23307848
>>23307838
>judge not that ye be not judged
Anonymous United States No.23307843
>>23307758 (OP)
yaasss kween slaaaay
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307844 >>23307847 >>23307849
>>23307837
NOW post the commandments Moses gave THAT WEREN'T SMASHED BY MOSES, you know... THE REAL COMMANDMENTS.
Problem?
HAST THOU NOT READ THY BIBLE, UNBELIEVER?
Anonymous United States No.23307845
>>23307840
Why do you appeal to me?
Anonymous Romania No.23307846
>>23307832
You can always calm down his rage with a bag of foreskins
Anonymous United States No.23307847 >>23307850
>>23307844
I posted the word of Christ. Do you accuse Christ?
Anonymous United States No.23307848 >>23307851
>>23307842
STFU faggot you don't even know the context of that was Paul judging the self righteous faggots like you when he told believers to turn away from those such kind of people.
Anonymous Romania No.23307849 >>23307855
>>23307844
Please do tell
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307850 >>23307856
>>23307847
Don't you know your Old Testicle passages, bwa?
Anonymous United States No.23307851 >>23307857
>>23307848
>A good man out of the good treasure of his heart bringeth forth that which is good; and an evil man out of the evil treasure of his heart bringeth forth that which is evil: for of the abundance of the heart his mouth speaketh.
Anonymous United States No.23307852 >>23307859
woman was tricked by a literal supernatural deceiver of the highest proportions whose eternal objective and mission for the last infinity years is to trick and deceive and corrupt the creation of god.

man was tricked by a woman.

imagine being this much of a retard
Anonymous Unknown No.23307853 >>23307859 >>23307900
the "fruit" is not identified.

It could be a giant mushroom (fruiting-body)
Anonymous United States No.23307854 >>23307859
>mfw 2000 year old jewish fables
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307855 >>23307859
>>23307849
>EAT NOT the ox milk soup
>no mention of murder
Anonymous United States No.23307856 >>23307858
>>23307850
I do not need tested.
Anonymous United States No.23307857 >>23307859
>>23307851
Eat shit false prophet I hope your computer explodes for being a fucking snake.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307858 >>23307861
>>23307856
I test thee... and thee comes up short.
THOU HAST NOT READ THY BIBLE.
BE ACCURSED IN THE SIGHT OF THE LORD THY INVISIBLE FLYING JEW!
Anonymous United States No.23307859 >>23307860 >>23307862
>>23307852
>>23307853
>>23307854
>>23307855
>>23307857
Woman, do not be deceived.
Anonymous United States No.23307860 >>23307861
>>23307859
Burn in Hell heretic.
Anonymous United States No.23307861 >>23307863 >>23307865
>>23307858
>>23307860
Woman. Trust in God.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307862 >>23307864
>>23307859
Women deceive with their makeup, for it be EXPENSIVE MUD, and these do hide their faces FROM THE LORD AND THE CHILDREN OF THE LORD, FROM MEN!
They shall be smited hard and good... they shalt be!
>L'oreal be thy Name of wickedness!
Anonymous United States No.23307863 >>23307864
>>23307861
2 Timothy 3:5
Eat shit you stupid niggress I hope God strikes you down like the demon you are.
Anonymous United States No.23307864 >>23307867
>>23307862
>>23307863
The word of God is in the bible indeed.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307865 >>23307868
>>23307861
>wears a weave
>complains about deceit
THY GOD SHALT SMITE THEE, HARLOT!
Anonymous Canada No.23307866 >>23307868 >>23307913
>>23307835
>No women
>Paradise
Yes. Imagine living without sex or the sex drive. Perfect bliss. Imagine never ever in your life feeling lust or sexual desire, and not feeling empty instead because you were never meant to feel it. Pure Heaven.

Sex is a distraction, that's why every report of Heaven and what its like, regardless of who it comes from, has no sex or depictions of sex. Jesus Himself said there is no marriage there, which heavily implies no sex, since the only purpose of marriage is sex. The implication is that in Heaven there is no longer any need for sex or sexuality/sexual desire and that all souls are free from its oppressive grip, free to build, to do, to travel, to learn, to seek, to create great wonders and accomplish impossible feats. I saw it myself a few years back and sex in such an environment would be utterly pointless. You wouldn't even conceive of such an idea as sexual intercourse if you lived in Heaven. It would be impossible for so many reasons, but chief of which being that there is so many far more interesting and meaningful things to do than sex.
Anonymous Unknown No.23307867 >>23307870
>>23307864
I love shitting all over christcucks. They're the weakest most pathetic demographic there is. Theyre like human pincushions, easy to fucking bully.
Anonymous United States No.23307868 >>23307869 >>23307875
>>23307865
>>23307866
The word of God is in the bible, do not be deceived.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307869 >>23307871
>>23307868
So you can read the original Aramaic and Greek?
Anonymous United States No.23307870 >>23307872 >>23307873
>>23307867
>bully.

>But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
Anonymous United States No.23307871 >>23307876
>>23307869
I do not need tested.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307872 >>23307877
>>23307870
There's a lot of millstones needed in your usa.
Just sayin'...
Anonymous Unknown No.23307873 >>23307877
>>23307870
Nigger shut the fuck up. If I go right now and spray paint Hail Satan on a church literally nothing will happen to me.
Anonymous Unknown No.23307874 >>23307882
Anonymous Canada No.23307875 >>23307877
>>23307868
>Constantly repeats the word "deceived" in response to everything
Methinks thou dost project
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307876 >>23307879
>>23307871
Yes you do.
You don't know your bible half as well as we do.
That's why we can twat you so hard and so easily.
Why don't you read it?
Anonymous United States No.23307877 >>23307881 >>23307883 >>23307885
>>23307872
>>23307873
>>23307875
Why do you appeal to me?
Anonymous United States No.23307878
>>23307758 (OP)
Anonymous United States No.23307879 >>23307887
>>23307876
I do not need tested nor accused.
Anonymous Sweden No.23307880
>>23307758 (OP)
>HE VALIDATED HER FEELINGS!!!
Anonymous Unknown No.23307881 >>23307884 >>23307888
>>23307877
I like bullying christturds. Easy pickings.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307882
>>23307874
THOSE are the tablets that Moses broke.
>
NOW post the REAL COMMANDMENTS he brought down off the mountain.
Or haven't you read your bible?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307883 >>23307886
>>23307877
>Why do you appeal to me?
I think you are attracted to my animal magnetism and oversized BWC.
I forgive you.
I'm always beating off niggers with a stick.
Join the end of the line and wait your turn?
Anonymous United States No.23307884 >>23307889
>>23307881
>Easy pickings.
A bully has not the strength for what is difficult. God is not mocked.
Anonymous United States No.23307885
>>23307877
>Make dumb claims
>Hurr y u attack me

Nigga
Anonymous United States No.23307886 >>23307890
>>23307883
I am needed elsewhere
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307887
>>23307879
Surely THOU doest.
For thy understanding of thy scriptures be lacking, verily I say unto thee!
Anonymous United States No.23307888
>>23307881
you won't do it outside of your suicidal terrorist tranny cult
Anonymous Unknown No.23307889 >>23307891 >>23307892
>>23307884
>God is not mocked
Didnt your god get humiliated, literally, on his way to die?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307890
>>23307886
>your work here is done
WE LOVE YOU.
FLY... FLY... THY PEOPLE NEED THEE!
Anonymous United States No.23307891 >>23307893
>>23307889
No, that only glorified him more.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307892
>>23307889
He tripped over an iron chariot.
Anonymous Unknown No.23307893 >>23307896 >>23307898
>>23307891
>spitting, jeering, whipping, beating, on someone glorifies them more
Christcuck logic. At this point im convinced all christniggers have a humiliation fetish.
Anonymous Sweden No.23307894
>>23307816
>We traded innocence for wisdom
Pretty much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaFVf2L4y9s
Anonymous United States No.23307895 >>23307897
>>23307831
women dont believe in God
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307896 >>23307903
>>23307893
>hit me harder daddy... I almost came over my fingers that time... HARDER!
How christians think.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307897
>>23307895
And even if they do they have to STFU because bible says so.
>men are in this bread
Anonymous United States No.23307898 >>23307903 >>23307904
>>23307893
It doesn't matter what you do, you can't destroy the spirit.
Anonymous Russian Federation No.23307899
>>23307764
>shirking of responsibility
Spiken like true good god
Anonymous Sweden No.23307900
>>23307853
The fruit is picked from a tree, retard-kun.
Anonymous United States No.23307901 >>23307920
>>23307764
Adam is even worse, he tries to put it off on God. β€œThe woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.” In other words, I was doing perfectly fine until you decided to make this woman which messed everything up.
Anonymous Netherlands No.23307902 >>23307906 >>23307908
>>23307758 (OP)
It's a metaphor though.
Anonymous Unknown No.23307903 >>23307912
>>23307896
>OH YES, PLEASE PERSECUTE ME MORE!
>>23307898
Your religion destroys itself. Getting raped and murdered and humiliated is the ultimate honor in your death cult.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307904 >>23307909
>>23307898
But can we make you actually read your bible instead of you waving it at us?
READ YOUR BIBLE.
It's not too much to ask, is it?
>the irony of telling christians to REALLY READ their bible is not lost on anyone
Christians know less about what's in their bible than people who don't follow it.
>irony x 1000
>so much iron in the irony I could make enough chariots to kill your god ten times over
Anonymous United States No.23307905
>>23307758 (OP)
The serpent = penis
The fruit of knowledge = cuckoldry
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307906
>>23307902
WOW!
That looks like a....
Anonymous United States No.23307907 >>23307910
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307908
>>23307902
>horny desert nomads
>see snake yawning
>invent new religion
>get two puncture marks on dick and die after scribbling note in Aramaic
Just another day in the desert in the first century...
Anonymous Unknown No.23307909 >>23307911
>>23307904
Theres evidence of literal polytheism in the old testament and that Yahweh (the cow cult aka the Abrahamic God) and El Elyon (old caananite deity) being separate.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307910
>>23307907
>women
>wrapping their dick-lips and dick-gob around anything dick-shaped 24/7/52/X
>2025+yrs later
/pol/; . <- you are here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307911 >>23307919
>>23307909
Don't forget ASHERAH now.
Anonymous United States No.23307912
>>23307903
Is that why you joined the tranny circus?
Anonymous United States No.23307913 >>23307915
>>23307866
>Imagine living without sex or the sex drive.
This. Every man feels the absence of a woman but what if there wasn't the desire to begin with? You would simply get on with living were it not for hardwired biological imperatives driving you toward women.

Even a male praying mantis wants it so bad he let's himself get murdered for some poonany. And btw...nature doesn't give a shit about you once you've procreated. It chews you up and spits you out. Just ask a post coitus praying mantis male.

The natural position of masculinity is sacrifice. I refuse to take on that role for someone who doesn't even honor it.
Anonymous Russian Federation No.23307914 >>23307918
>>23307792
So why jew is still unpunished, faggot?
I guess they are doing a very bad job at mocking gof
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307915 >>23307940 >>23307945
>>23307913
>>Imagine living without sex or the sex drive
And talking of Catholic Priests who abuse little choirboys...
Anonymous United States No.23307916 >>23307941
>>23307782
God would've BTFO eve and adam would still be in the garden of eden maybe with a whole new wife.
But instead he simped
Anonymous United States No.23307917
>>23307758 (OP)
>NOT MY FAULT
A fable about women as old as the garden of eden.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307918 >>23307923
>>23307914
The jews constantly say jesus is being boiled in human shit in hell, it's even written in their holy books.
And they've not all been electrocuted by lil' yahweh yet?
I though he had 'power' or something?
If he can't even do that he's not much of a god.
Why worship that weak-ass dimwit?
He has to earn my respect before I will worship him.
Even the gods of the heathen indians electrocute them all the time.
And yahweh can't? Weak...
Anonymous Unknown No.23307919
>>23307911
Dont expect chriggers to understand anything about their own death cult.
Jews, christcucks, and mudslimes all live and die for a 3000 year old bronze age blood cow cult.
Anonymous United States No.23307920
>>23307901
One was subdued by deceit

The other accepted and was subdued by self deciet
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307921 >>23307931
>make humans
>give food
>noooo you can’t eat that
>now I’m going to keep making more of you, and you’re all guilty and will suffer eternal torture
>wait I’ll choose some of you at random to be saved, just because
Anonymous United States No.23307922 >>23307924
>>23307766
the same girlfriend gets stale.
you can eat your favorite meal every day, and you'll be sick of it before a month.
Diet variety is required.
Same with women
And they say the same about their men.
The same partner, as far as sex goes, gets stale.
But as far as having a best friend, that can be awesome.
Three weeks of the month anyway.
Maybe I'm broken
Tell me how you really feel, Anon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307923 >>23307925 >>23307930
>>23307918
Is he okay?
Anonymous United States No.23307924
>>23307922
Is that why you started sucking cocks, variety?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307925
>>23307923
>title of video
It was only a small fire.
Anonymous Canada No.23307926
>>23307759
>>23307761
lmao
Anonymous United States No.23307927
>>23307787
The what now?
>>23307768
Post It, Anon
>>23307790
lel
Anonymous Spain No.23307928
>>23307758 (OP)
it's pretty clear who the serpent was, because theyve been pulling the ssme tricks for the last two thousand years.
was jesus just the first red pilled fellow.
Anonymous Russian Federation No.23307929 >>23307933
>>23307839
Is this why he allows fallen angels to rule this shithole
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307930 >>23307934
>>23307923
He pulled through then later joined up with some pals to form a breakdancing group.
Anonymous United States No.23307931 >>23307947
>>23307921
It's a metaphor for partaking in spiritual darkness, that is why taking communion is about feeding your spirit with Holy things.
Anonymous United States No.23307932
>>23307788
Eve doesn't really work as a Prometheus analog, since his actions were entirely benevolent.
Anonymous United States No.23307933
>>23307929
We are all fallen, that is your purpose here is to give people hope.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307934 >>23307935 >>23307948 >>23307960
>>23307930
God loves his followers and protects them from h...ACK
Anonymous Unknown No.23307935 >>23307936
>>23307934
Should have prayed harder
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307936 >>23307937
>>23307935
prayer < volts
Anonymous Unknown No.23307937
>>23307936
Apparently nigstians think that clasping your hands together and kneeling like a cuck will solve your problems.
Anonymous Unknown No.23307938
>>23307783
>The Chinese say that people were created by Nuiwa and her brother (they are Nagi)
>The Sumerians wrote that people were created by Enki-Ea, who sits underground and whose sacred animal is the capricorn (a horned snake. Sabazius, Serapis, Cernunnos were associated with horned snakes, a Scythian goddess with snake legs, aka Astarte)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307939
I'd post the one with the religious festival where 1000 of them are carrying this giant blue elephant statue of their god... when it disintegrates and crushed dozen to death... but I can't find it.
>imagine losing your grandpa because a blue elephant statue's elbow fell off and crushed him to death
Try explaining that to the insurance company!
>prayer works
Indeed it does.
Anonymous Canada No.23307940 >>23307942
>>23307915
>Didn't read the post
Anonymous United States No.23307941 >>23307943
>>23307916
This. Are we to believe God wouldn't have gotten him a new partner?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307942
>>23307940
I find it's more rib-ticklingly amusing that way.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307943 >>23307953
>>23307941
It's not like Adam was short of ribs...
Anonymous United States No.23307944
>>23307760
Anonymous United States No.23307945 >>23307949
>>23307915
If you're talking about here on earth, where priests try to pretend they've transcended biology, when in actuality they haven't. They just stuffed it into their unconscious. And then it gets redirected. Then yeah. You can not just turn your biology off.

But what we are saying is in paradise, not having the need at all. On any level. Not even biology.
Anonymous Canada No.23307946
>>23307758 (OP)
Why did eve feel the need to betray adam with the fruit and not just accept her punishment alone she felt the need to drag adam down with her who was completely innocent.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307947 >>23307968
>>23307931
>It's a metaphor...
Is the excuse you use when you don't want that bit of the bible to be taken the wrong way.
>it's not a metaphor...
Is the excuse you use when the next passage contains something you want people to do, and 'trust you about, bro'.
Anonymous United States No.23307948 >>23307954
>>23307934
Kek that's insane. The second guy did nothing wrong but still died
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307949 >>23307952
>>23307945
>in paradise
Tell me more about this made-up place you think you can explain to me in great detail...
Anonymous United States No.23307950
>>23307758 (OP)
Basssssssssssssssed
Anonymous United States No.23307951
>>23307758 (OP)
And that was the last time a woman willingly admitted to wrongdoing.
Anonymous Unknown No.23307952 >>23307956
>>23307949
Chriggers and mudshits believe living life according to the cow deity tells you to will grant them an eternal bliss in the sky, where you will endlessly worship it and praise it.
Anonymous United States No.23307953 >>23307958 >>23307970
>>23307943
Well. That part of the story is stupid.
>be God
>create entire universe from nothing
>still need building materials for a woman
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307954
>>23307948
>3 dead
>one up top who fondled a 35kV line and two at the car door who jeeted to close to the chrome
The guy stuck on top has an interesting problem.
Anonymous United States No.23307955 >>23307989
>>23307778
>If anything, Christianity has been a disaster for the white race
Good thing you're Greek then, huh?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307956 >>23307965
>>23307952
>where you will endlessly worship it and praise it.
It has been compared to North Korea and I have to admit I'd rather go to North Korea because when you die at least THAT ends.
Anonymous United States No.23307957 >>23307961
>>23307758 (OP)
I bet she had sex with the big snake too
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307958 >>23307962
>>23307953
Maybe women are harder to make than a quasar?
Anonymous United States No.23307959
Is mostly why I think most of the current sexual dysfunction happened in the way back in pre written history. Marriage was the solution, fell into tradition and stories with a forgotten reason, falls out of fashion, chaos ensues and people are discovering that maybe that old busted tradition was the fix. Should we ever get out of this need to write it down more plainly that society cant exist with free women rights.
Anonymous Pakistan No.23307960 >>23307967
>>23307934
What would compel anyone to grab that?
Anonymous Canada No.23307961 >>23307996
>>23307957
Yes she did
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307962
>>23307958
I mean there's a lot of fiddly bits in a vulva and nipples can be complicated and neutron star material is just neutrons.
Anonymous Macedonia No.23307963
>>23307758 (OP)
Never happened
Anonymous Russian Federation No.23307964
>>23307758 (OP)
Women haven't been invented yet.
Anonymous Unknown No.23307965 >>23307969
>>23307956
At least their god is actually alive
Anonymous United States No.23307966
To be real though, christianity is just a mind control program to keep goys away from spiritual knowledge and to keep you powerless so you’ll work as a slave for jews.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307967
>>23307960
Who can fathom the logic in the mind of someone who defecates in the street and rubs cow dung on themselves.
Understanding your average Belgian is difficult so understanding someone from another planet is an insurmountable problem IMHO.
Anonymous United States No.23307968 >>23307971 >>23307972
>>23307947
God made man on the 6 day along with the beasts. Taking the mark of the beast and eating from the tree of knowledge of evil are the same thing. You are suppose to overcome evil by ascending beast status, putting away your natural desire for fornication, murder, and theft. If you can't do that then you will stay in hell with all the niggers and beasts.

Jesus showed you the way in the Gospel of Salvation and you rejected it, repent.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307969
>>23307965
And he cuts such a dashing figure in his jumpsuit and that haircut... wow!
Anonymous United States No.23307970 >>23307980
>>23307953
>still thinking God isnt omnipotent
he did it to show they are part of us and yet inferior to us

Aquinas says:
I answer that, When all things were first formed, it was more suitable for the woman to be made from man that (for the female to be from the male) in other animals.

First, in order thus to give the first man a certain dignity consisting in this, that as God is the principle of the whole universe, so the first man, in likeness to God, was the principle of the whole human race. Wherefore Paul says that "God made the whole human race from one" (Acts 17:26).

Secondly, that man might love woman all the more, and cleave to her more closely, knowing her to be fashioned from himself. Hence it is written (Genesis 2:23-24): "She was taken out of man, wherefore a man shall leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife." This was most necessary as regards the human race, in which the male and female live together for life; which is not the case with other animals.

Thirdly, because, as the Philosopher says (Ethic. viii, 12), the human male and female are united, not only for generation, as with other animals, but also for the purpose of domestic life, in which each has his or her particular duty, and in which the man is the head of the woman. Wherefore it was suitable for the woman to be made out of man, as out of her principle.

Fourthly, there is a sacramental reason for this. For by this is signified that the Church takes her origin from Christ. Wherefore the Apostle says (Ephesians 5:32): "This is a great sacrament; but I speak in Christ and in the Church."
Anonymous United States No.23307971 >>23307974 >>23307982
>>23307968
>putting away your natural desire for fornication, murder, and theft
What the fuck is wrong with christcucks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307972 >>23307977 >>23307979
>>23307968
>eating from the tree of knowledge of evil
How are we to AVOID evil if we don't know what it is?
This god is an idiot.
Did he think this through or what?
Anonymous United States No.23307973 >>23307975
>>23307759
>the dog fucked ME!
Anonymous Unknown No.23307974
>>23307971
Its a perfect religion for slave goyim.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307975
>>23307973
...said Hillary Clinton in her post-impeachment address in the alternative timeline.
Anonymous Canada No.23307976 >>23307978
>>23307758 (OP)
Reject satan (the west) and his demon spawn (israel) and accept Jesus christ in your heart. Amen.
Anonymous United States No.23307977
>>23307972
When we ate from the knowledge of good an evil we obtained a conscience. It was part of the dispensation of Consciousness where by God was providing one through the Edenic Covenant.

Because you didn't study the bible you don't know this.
Anonymous United States No.23307978
>>23307976
Stop worshipping jews and worship Heathen Gods.
Anonymous Unknown No.23307979 >>23307983
>>23307972
God is essentially a narcissist/borderline personality disordered lunatic. God says "Im going to create you for the sole purpose of loving me and worshipping me. You have the choice to do this, its free will. But if you reject me, I will literally send you into an alternate dimension to eternally burn for DARING not to adore me."
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307980
>>23307970
X CHROMOSOME
>makes a woman
Y CHROMOSOME
>modifies what the X chromosome makes to make a man
>
Biology indicates MEN are made from WOMEN, like all other chordates.
DNA supports this and developmental biology plus 300yrs of research does too.
>this god doesn't even know how its universe works
Anonymous Canada No.23307981 >>23308011 >>23308012
>>23307758 (OP)
Anonymous United States No.23307982 >>23307984 >>23307985
>>23307971
>What the fuck is wrong with christ
He doesn't want you to be a nigger? Nothing wrong with that.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307983
>>23307979
>is essentially a narcissist/borderline personality disordered lunatic
Cool it with the antisemitism, fren.
Anonymous Unknown No.23307984 >>23307986 >>23307987
>>23307982
I guess all of the blonde haired blue eyed vikings were niggers too.
Anonymous United States No.23307985 >>23307988 >>23307991
>>23307982
You said
>putting away your natural desire for fornication, murder, and theft
My natural desire for murder and theft? What the fuck are you talking about?
Anonymous United States No.23307986
>>23307984
If the shoe fits...
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307987
>>23307984
>jesus
>yashua bin yusuf
>rabbi
>blonde haired blue eyed
Got some bad news for you, bud.
Anonymous Unknown No.23307988
>>23307985
You were conditioned to believe those things are all wrong due to your religion. Its not natural.
Anonymous Greece No.23307989
>>23307955
Eh whatever you say mutt. Bad thing you are a schizo
Anonymous Poland No.23307990 >>23307993
>>23307763
More like word of kike elders changed by kikes of roman empire era, then greeks, then countless bishops
Anonymous United States No.23307991
>>23307985
>fornication, murder, and theft
that is what I am talking about, they must be forcibly circumsized from humanity.
Anonymous United States No.23307992
>>23307759
Nonsense.
The Serpent was Tiamat, the ancient Babylonian chaos god defeated by Marduk, the storm god.
Existed under other names as well.
Get out of here with this Bronze Age nonsense. You don't even know the history of your own fairy tales.

Star Lore in Sumer and Babylon
http://judy-volker.com/StarLore/Myths/AncientMesopotamia.html

Origins of Mesopotamian Constellations
https://articles.adsabs.harvard.edu/cgi-bin/nph-iarticle_query?
1998JBAA..108....9R&defaultprint=YES&filetype=.pdf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307993 >>23307994
>>23307990
>books of the bible
>lets leave out the book referred to in a dozen other places in the bible
>book of enoch
>let's leave out the book about the childhood of jesus where he makes animals using his magic out of clay and then murders another child using his magic so there's a big gap in the story of our most important jesus guy but still refer to it in three places in the gospels
>the infant gospel of Thomas
...and so it goes on!
Yay! We made the RIGHT bible... says a homosexual Roman Emperor.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307994
>>23307993
>makes animals
AND A PET DRAGON
>forgot the cool bit
Sorry!
Anonymous United States No.23307996
>>23307961
no she didn't
Anonymous United States No.23307997
>>23307763
never happened
jews lied
goyim believed jews
goyim/jew + abrahamism = npc
Anonymous United States No.23307998 >>23307999 >>23308000 >>23308002 >>23308003
>putting away your natural desire for fornication, murder, and theft

As a person who is beginning to question my belief in God, this is why I still shy away from atheism. It's because most of them deny how things like monogamy, courtship, and multi-generational families build civilization.

I am stuck.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23307999
>>23307998
>It's because most of them
Whoever told you this lied to you.
Anonymous Unknown No.23308000 >>23308006
>>23307998
Explain why stealing from a target or a Walmart which pays browns to replace you is a bad thing.
Anonymous United States No.23308001
>>23307758 (OP)
Kikes committing the original sin wrtiing the bible of blaming women when it was really kikes fault
Anonymous Greece No.23308002
>>23307998
You can be an atheist, or a deistic agnostic, without devaluing monogamy
Anonymous United States No.23308003
>>23307998
God is your subconscious. It’s that easy.
Anonymous United States No.23308004
>>23307765
So this is why leftists hate God.
Anonymous United States No.23308005 >>23308008
>>23307787
Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Women who aren’t whores don’t care.
Some do.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23308006
>>23308000
>stealing is wrong
It is.
Stable societies punish those who steal.
>killing people is wrong
It is. Stable societies need families and fsmilies grow in surroundings where cunts aren't killing each other all the time.
Morality is simply a set of rules that create stability which allows people to have nice stable lives... which is what people have REALLY craved and wanted since the first humans have ever lived.
>Religions != Morality
If you wanna be cured of the delusion that christianity is a nice st of morality JUST FUCKING READ THE BIBLE.
>I became an atheist THE EASY WAY... I read the bible from cover to cover.
95% of the bible is pitiful jews boasting and bigging up their little nothing achievements
>WE CRUSHED AND DEFEATED THE MASSIVE EMPIRE OF NIGGURITES OF NIGONIA
Translation; "20 jews attacked a village of old men and a dog and stabbed them to death... losong nine jews and gaining a goat and some firewood"
The bs in the bible is pitiful if you actually read it. Great laugh though...
Anonymous United States No.23308007
>>23307758 (OP)
women have been dodging accountability since the fucking dawn of time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23308008
>>23308005
>BIBLICAL JUSTICIATION FOR HORSE DILDOS
Noted.
Anonymous United States No.23308009
>Sounds like the into to the greatest Anime of all time....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo_x-slKfog
Anonymous United States No.23308010
>>23307758 (OP)
The woman's sin was being a fucking retarded overly compassionate femoid who listened to clearly evil beings. However if you read the text carefully, you will notice that Eve TURNED to Adam to give him the apple. She didn't walk to him. She didn't go to him. She turned to him. This means that he was already standing right there while the snake talked to his wife, and he did nothing about it. Adams sin was passivity, and letting his family be tricked without him standing up to the trickster. He should have ripped that serpent head off on the spot the moment it tried to convince his wife to act contrary to God's command.
Anonymous Canada No.23308011
>>23307981
KILL YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH (BAN-EVADING ARGENTINIAN (Barneyfag)).
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH.
Anonymous Canada No.23308012
>>23307981
NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
https://derpibooru.org/2065473
https://derpibooru.org/2217720
https://derpibooru.org/images/2484247
https://derpibooru.org/images/1911863
https://derpibooru.org/images/1527733

And before you fags start implying,
it's a gif, and if you load it and wait long enough, pic related appears.
Or if you open it in Photoshop, GIMP, Preview, EZGif, etc. it can show both frames immediately

https://ezgif.com/split/ezgif-7acabf02bcdaa.gif
Anonymous United States No.23308013 >>23308014
>>23307758 (OP)
kek no
the Y chromosome IS the proverbial 'rib', men came from women, not the other way around
the Y chromosome differs from the X chromosome mainly by SRY transcription
this SRY gene is just a duplication of a sequence on the X chromosome
Anonymous United States No.23308014 >>23308015
>>23308013
Someday, people will realize that linear chromosomes limit the shelf life of a species, linear chromosomes ARE AN EXPIRATION DATE OF A SPECIES.
Circular genomes are far superior when it comes to genetic fidelity and preservation.
The problem with men is that any intellect or knowledge or ability does not translate into goodwill, but into predatory behavior.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23308015
>>23308014
>any intellect or knowledge or ability does not translate into goodwill, but into predatory behavior
Only among niggers with knives while riding on light rail.
Anonymous United States No.23308016 >>23308020
>>23307758 (OP)
>>23307759
>Don't you heckin eat from this tree that I conveniently placed... RIGHT OVER HERE
>NOOOOOOOOOO You ate from the tree that I didn't have to create or place there, knowing full well that you would eat from it because I'm omnipotent
>I'm so angry that you did exactly what I wanted you to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Now I'll curse you forever because I got my way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This was really impressive shit to stone age people but is rightfully laughed at today
Anonymous Canada No.23308017
>>23307758 (OP)
The serpent ie the devil is super intelligent, like a 6 digit IQ, so it's understandable that a woman would get tricked by it. The fact that Adam got tricked by a woman and didn't see through the bullshit is far more pathetic.
Anonymous Germany No.23308018 >>23308021
Anonymous Hungary No.23308019
>>23307758 (OP)
>The woman said, "IT'S DA SERPEEEEENT"
Anonymous Unknown No.23308020
>>23308016
Truth. God literally chimped out at his own doing.
Anonymous United States No.23308021
>>23308018
the perfect representation of goy and goyim
They serve Israel, which is their God
Anonymous (ID: R87WgYav) United States No.23308192
>Protoevangelium
Sounds a lot like....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU21rCWkuJw