Thread 23321849

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>>23321855
Boy

>>23321855
Boy

Whats happening forum

>>23321929
a good ID here

>>23321938
fug

>>23321929
DEH!

with speech-to-text being rather common these days I wonder how many anons literally scream when they reply to bait
also Captcha and 120 sec wait time take ages to load, what the fuck?

Chicken jockey!

is there a ddos? site's acting strange and I can't post.

>>23322123
Same here.

It's irritating there isn't any official announcement from 4chan and no one talks about this on twitter.

>>23322123
census says: yup

and we are back
the fuck happened? Can someone check the IRC?

>>23322136
doesn't seem like anything's being discussed yet but I just joined
maybe it did and I connected too late

why the fuck are all 5g nets still imagebanned, it's been like this since fucking april

>>23322148
>why the fuck are all 5g nets still imagebanned
Anon, you're lucky you can browse the site from your mobile network
I can't even open the front page from my phone
fuck RKN

now we know what /trash/hap posters do to pass the time now that the general died off

>>23322155
rkn is making you a favour by banning this shit ass tranny autist website so you don't get jailed the next time cops stop you on the street to check your phone and your military documents and detain you for evading your duty of breathing gas fumes for weeks at a time and getting lung cancer in some fucking gas pipe in ukraine, be grateful and kiss the boot you goddamn liberal cretin drone strike meat and go install max or whatever the fuck instead and get the fuck out of here before they set up an ai to read all of your internet traffic data output 24/7

>>23322182
Anon, are you alright?

>>23322179
>they discover that the fucker used /trash/
>/trash/ gets /qa/'d
please God let this happen

oh shit there's 2 russians now

>>23322218
you want a localized repeat of the tumblr containment breach?

>>23322250
/bant/ has /b/ rules, right? Would be fun to see them here

oh my fucking god this is driving me fucking insane honestly how did google not only fuck up this badly but allow this shit to go on for ages. why did they allow jeets and other shitskin turd worlders completely fucking rape search engines for profit by flushing down the main purpose of search engines, FINDING FUCKING ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS GETTING RESEARCH AND ETC. Instead the first 3 pages of anything you search is all slop bullshit fake sites all promoting sales/products/garbage none of which awnsers the questions you want.

Plus throw in AI for the past 2-3 years and shit is even worse. fucking how has google not lost over 70% of its stock value. Like you literally need to use reddit/chatGPT/etc now or else you will not find legit detailed anwsers to questions or wtv. Turd worlders should have never been allowed to use ad sense or target the west. This shit is beyond fucking enraging, its like once a week I am reminded of how fucking dire and bad this situation has become.

The fucking rage i am feeling right now JFC Indian being allowed to connect to western internet communities&sites&social media has completely fucking destroyed the eco system. All so what google can lie to investors and they're able to get shitskins to promote 99% false ads filled with malware and borderline illegal shit. Then throw in the fact everything google touches/buys turns to complete shit. AND ON TOP OF THAT the enshitafacation of everything tech related because boomers will not stop fucking hiring mentally retarded jeets who lack any and all skills to work in X related field. Said jeets magically making it to managment and fucking creating caste ghettos hiring more and more jeets. As ((([sub-]human resources))) fires all competent workers, lying about not being able to find local/western workers. Thus creating bullshit jobpostings hiding the listings everywhere, so they can hire more jeets. Said jeets always being visa program work.


The system is broken

half the threads on /tv/ are about Jimmy Kimmel
I guess when a topic has a pinch of /pol/ in it, it takes over

>>23322806
Jimmy kimmel has always been an unfunny hack, completely terrible at anything remotely social. Only getting work because he's part of the chosen. However you know with Steven Colbert getting shitcanned even tho the show was #1 rating wise.

This is a really slippery slop. His views on youtube&twitter were 1488% botted to fuck. Literally no one has said they like the person or find him funny, yet his shit is magically spammed all over youtube.

This is completely ignoring politics dude is beyond a fucking hack who is magically banking it in life making millions for no god damn logical reason. Worst of all I cant even tell who is Jewing who anymore its so weird. Russian Jews are now like the alpha beast, even tho they flocked to Israel in the 90's were completely fucking hated with a passion kept trying to start wars&bullshit kept fucking with america and burning bridges. Russian jews are the ones who fucked with America so badly for the past 100 years that even ever other jew hated them, Hitler did his whole thing because of them.
Yet for some reason the ZOG machine in America is throwing every Jew in the oven that isn't a Russian Jew. Who on top of everything are not even real Jews they're LARP'ers they do not have a single drop/DNA of semite in them. They just decided we don't want to be christcucks we're jewish also lets change a bunch of shit and do things our way.

People hate Jews because of Russian/slavic Jews. Yet the ZOG machine is worshiping. They are pulling the same bullshit Jewtin has been doing in Russia, yet its ok because its Israel....... Also its perfectly ok for them to own illegal nuclear weapons(most likely ramjets filled with mirv's meant to completely irradiate an area and make it inhospitable forever because Jews are chaotic evil demanding everyone worship them or die)
This shit is so weird man history is repeating we are literally following the end/collapse of the german weimar republic as Jews rub their claws happily

>>23322805
>>23322831
actually read these posts challenge (IMPOSSIBLE difficulty)

the fuggen shardee is rulecucked again

>>23322831
honestly man whats it going to take for American cuckseritives to wake up and realize kikes are cancer. They are literally getting pysOP'd by Russians. Israel/Kikes are terrible parasites. Jews legit control the media/banking/government they hate them and want them dead.

new/youth right my ass no one under the age of 40 likes/trust jews even most young christcucks yet they are shoving this shit down everyones mouth7face so hard. Aint nothing gonna change till you get rid of the parahasidic leech killing society. Forcing all to Israel cut all funding&support declare the nation a fucking terrorist state already JFC.

What a shitty fucking decade man non-stop kikery all because Xitler was a dumb nigger and released a bio-weapon on the world sending hundreds of thousands of infected Chinks across the world to lick&cough on everything. All for petty revenge thinking it would draw people to China closer. Yet it did the complete opposite even the CCP is freaking out and this dumb chink started forcing everyone to take down Mao propaganda and consider him to be the most important thing to happen to China.

fucking dumb chink gave the jews so much power and is going to cause WWIII with endless deaths over nothing. All so kikes can make their "prophocy" finally happen even tho its failed dozens of times already. NOOO WE WILL END THE WOrLD this TIME SO GOD WILL COME DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND SAY WE"RE THE BEST AND TAKE EVERY JEW TO HEAVEN AND NUKE THE WORLD SENDING EVERY GOYIM TO HELL. And by god I mean moloch and by heaven I mean hell ie transforming every Jew into a daemon serving as the office&generals of hell


I
FUCKING
HATE
THE
2020's
REEEEEEEEEEEeee

>>23322846
Shut the fuck up Jim you faggot

>>23322831
>>23322871
>>23322805
too long didnt read

oh I get it

canadian wall of text spammer is beeschizo from /trash/

he's psychotic and probably a meth addict just ignore him.

>>23322908
>he's psychotic and probably a meth addict just ignore him.
>psychotic
Cringe NPC tier thought processing, I'm a true empath you candy ass.
>Meth addict
>Canada
Barely anon does that fucking garbage here plus orgnized crime do not like selling meth it cuts into coke profits. Depending where you are dealers caught selling it buying it online or else where. Get beaten&robbed before covid selling fent here was a sure fire way to get bikers to break your legs only subhuman arabs,le base sihks and etc brown subhumans sold random fent mixes with fucking benzos and other shit in it. i swear you go to the safe injection site and they show the lab resaults and shit of ""fent"" sold and its always never fent its some fucked up highly unpure analogue with other downers like no joke always 4-5 drugs mixed together with some toxic dye that stain skin because only whites sell real heroin. fucking throw in sketch nitazenes with all sorts of strange ass side effects and terrible OD's.
Fucking covid and the liberal government only going after white organized crime ruined the drug market by allowing subhuman browns to sell the cheapest sketchiest garbage research chemicals money can buy from China
noooo nooo go after the bikers and mafia dont go after the arabs or indians randomly murdering people over 100$ commiting nonstop random rapes or drugging girls under 13 or all the kidnapping or all the massive fraud and scams happening thanks to indians moving to canada creating massive call centers to leech millions.

>>>/co/150376984
>>>/co/150384781

Anyone notice that jannies have been pulling up more stickies for the most minor of news? Seems like engagement farming

>>23323310
it's just the mods being /pol/tards

>>23323315
Honestly speaking I can sense that the right is reverting back to their pre-trump forms. Including having a lot of keyboard warrior boomers who are totally going to massacre antifa

>>23323310
anon thats only done because the board is swamped with over 9000 threads of the same fucking topic. Its /pol/ they have been doing that forever.

Its also a slide tactic trannies use to bump off real threads by creating/replying to their fake threads plus the dozens of X topic thread with hardly any replies and 1pbti op's.

make a sticky and start trashing copy threads, heard the retards or at least try too. Then you have falseflag trannies screeching censorship spamming every good thread about how the mods are deleting X topic even tho it has a sticky and very clearly being spammed by trannies knocking off all the real threads. Because the average /pol/ user cant see such oh so majestic and deep subversion. As if /pol/ is a bunch of stupid NPC goy.

I dont even want to see the stats and shit for /pol/ once 4chan came back up nor what deleted posts/threads look like too. God knows how much money is pissed away monthly to spam /pol/ with bots 247.

>>23323341
I don't think /pol/ threads get slid, I think they're just morons that have a very fast board they also believe is a place of high discussion

>>23323343
anon please realize there is normals that use the board and do that shit thinking its making a difference and etc mentally retarded leftist bullshit

like a lot of normals, like a scary amount. look at how much fucking /pol/ is used as a news source man. Mother fuckers dont say /pol/ but you can tell its /pol/&4chan. Then you have all the dumb mother fuckers who dont understand or realize how 4chan works screeching on discord how such vile filth can be on the internet. How everyone needs to dogpile and fight this evil nazi internet hate machine by spamming shit.


I dont think you realize how stupid the average person really is

>>23322805
Just wait until they pay Gemini or Grok to start subtilty advertising products.

didn't think it was possible for him to create a weirder-looking photo of himself than the mugshot

>>23323383
Trump would be one of those "fashwave" dipshits if he was 35 now

>>23323361
oh please as if AI isnt already doing that very very very subversively

>>23323383
I was looking for context of your photo and found out that some cryptojeets built a huge golden statue of Trump outside the capitol. lmao

>>23323383
>Ugh look at all these filthy plebs, this city looks like shit its like a never ending Harlem
>These people elected a mudslime in god damn london of all cities
>Now these koranimals think they can pull this shit in nyc
>My ass hurts
>This thing is so slow and ugly as sin i look like fool sitting in this old POS
>the food here is terrible even the mcdonalds tastes bad
>I wish I was back at the white house
>God i am sitting beside yet another lich
>Why do we have to bother with these redcoats
>Why am I here again these people hate America and freedom
>I hope the horses go berserk and starts running or attacking people
>God I hope some durka tries shooting me
>Or a bunch of antifa terrorists bumrush and attack this rolling shitshack, would make for amazing news
>I hate this country, and whats happened to it
>God londonstain is an even bigger shithole than the coloured parts of NYC&LA combined
>What is that horrifically loud sound blasting everywhere
>repulsive look at that, look at all those filthy brown animals praying to their heretical god
>Jesus when will the sound end why is london blasting islam music everywhere and these people demand work ends when this happens 9 times a day

how does someone type so many words in one thread with absolutely no substance

>>23323444
i felt this way about qa/doge's posts

>>23323444
simple Im bored as fuck also shitposting in the bath is hella comfy, the only time i wish I had one of those autofleshlights

>>23323463
that fag was even worse because he actually thought he was doing something other than embracing the schizophrenia

>>23323463
TSMT

Apparently Jimmy Kimmel is still the host of who wants to be a millionaire.
That sticky was legitimately worthless.

>>23323988
>guy criticizes guy who was shot for advocating for free speech and is censored, prompting celebration from fans of shot guy
crown world

>>23324146
none of these retards actually care about free speech. it's very fucking annoying

>>23323988
how long are these stickied actually lasting?
went to check the last few times they were mentioned here and they were already gone.

We need a new happenings thread on /pol/ for all of the faggots here who shit their pants over US politics. Fuck off and go back. >>>/pol/

>>23324205
>

>>23324151
american politics are nothing but people trying to zing each other constantly, it's fucking annoying and we all pay the price

>>23324205
or make a politihap here since it will get sent here anyways.
you're ideasman so i nominate you

>>23324211
>GTF20
I count this as a based ID

>>23324205
>>>/bant/nah

>>23324205
it's starting to feel like youtube;s default reccomendation when I watch a video in private mode completely unrelated to US politics I still get political slop and those bodycam/interrogation slop videos shoved in my face

Things you don't like are still happenings.

>>23324301
political happenings thread

>>23324291
Well nothing I like is happening.

>>23324146
What do you think would happen when all the people are for freedom of speech are dead? You'd literally only have people who aren't pro freedom of speech.

>>23324283
>youtube;s default reccomendation
It's not the default. It's for you. Private mode doesn't hide your identity.
Websites are even able to identify your GPU model.
https://abrahamjuliot.github.io/creepjs/
https://github.com/abrahamjuliot/creepjs

>>23324283
I usually turn off/clear watch and search history in private windows. If you watch a single video that could even slightly be misconstrued as political, that will be every fucking recommendation.
They still appear every once in a while but it cuts down on the number of them.

>>23324291
That actually brings up a good point about what is considered a happening. Long-time users of this thread are aware that this is a "4chan Happenings" thread, meaning things happening that are related to 4chan. But maybe newer users just see "4chan" as a place name, like "General Happenings Thread that happens to be on 4chan"?

>>23324324
I miss when Youtube was run by a Jewish woman and not an Indian man

>>23324307
there you go
might catch some flak from schizos for the flag, but good on you for taking the initiative.

>>23324326
I'd say any sticky on any board can be classified as a happening regardless of if a couple of people get fussy.

>>23324283
>>23324324
I tend to watch a bunch of music videos so it sways towards that direction.

>>23324335
Except [s4s].

>>23324322
From my own experience 99% sure YT isn't tailoring recommendations on fingerprinting, just watch/search history + the approximate area you live in.

>>23324348
>watch/search history + the approximate area you live in
From my experience those are definitely higher initial prio, but if you scroll down more you'll see more fingerprint recs.

>>23324322
it's definitely the default. i only ever use invidious and newpipe and the "related videos" section is almost always only half relevant videos and half completely unrelated politics shit regardless of what video i'm on.

>>23324422
Invidious is unique because it obviates nearly all fingerprinting of you the viewer by serving as an intermediary, and all other data provided to YouTube is associated with the Invidious instance, not your local device.

>>23324326
>But maybe newer users just see "4chan" as a place name, like "General Happenings Thread that happens to be on 4chan"?
Sure seems that way to me.

whoever's running the "anonymous" account has gone full retard

>>23324574
They went full retard the second it was a thing outside of 4chan.
I used to meet ppl who said they were part of the movement who had never been on this site xD fucking retards

>>23324574
tell them about antifashiste nationaliste aktion

>>23324574
Been that way since forever

>>23324324
fuck meidas touch

i also get fucktarded canadian grifter recs sll the time. i only interact with youtube through searching and rss feeds these days.

>>23324574
They didn't change; 4chan did. If the Scientology thing happened today (elsewhere) 4chan would be supporting Scientology, likewise for net neutrality and other stuff.

>>23324574
fuck the cultural appropriation of 4chan by Xitter users

>>23324664
>If the Scientology thing happened today (elsewhere) 4chan would be supporting Scientology
why'd anyone support Tom Cruz on 4chan of 2025?
>likewise for net neutrality and other stuff.
the right experienced (and continue to experience) deplatforming daily
/pol/ would've been for net neutrality with other (more left-wing) boards being skeptical about it

>>23324798
i swear i remember seeing /pol/ indians defend the removal of net neutrality

>>23324861
Nobody even knows what net neutrality is anymore. It was originally about stopping ISPs from prioritizing big corpo websites over small independent ones, but people are so fucking stupid that they flocked to the big corpo websites anyway, killing most of the small independent sites and making the whole thing meaningless.

>>23324307
>>23324205
lmao 3hap

>Janitor applications are now being accepted. Click here to apply

lolololol its been how many days? i wonder what the turn out is compared to the past few years

>>23325021
why even apply? even if you do it with the best of intentions you get stepped on by the mods

>>>/v/721028843
>>>/v/721029171
why is this allowed?

>>23325086
>fat cream
I hope he gets a perma rangeB& for this faggotree this is some wicket heretical shit

>>23325086
More importantly, why is loli not allowed in /trash/? Mods send Cream/Tails threads to /trash/ where they die in minutes because "cub" is banned there.

>>23325169
>More importantly, why is loli not allowed in /trash/?
i fear the board would start having _those_ threads again.

>>23325169
it's a honor based thing where if you're fucking annoying about it in some thread then everyone just reports you

>>23324936
what started as a funny dabbing on complianfag

>>23324936
>3hap

/trv/ anon died
>>>/pol/516519610

>>23326037
Wikipedia hasn't updated to was yet, obvious fake.

>>23326090
You're right. happening postponed until confirmation.

>>23326037
>he randomly died during the fast
>in a desert

>>23326037
sticky soon? He shouldn't have died over a wager.

Was it autism?
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/7TUezJOUhS9TCHkQ2Dzn-A/

>>23326695
my understanding is some autist is laughing at Synthetic Man for getting filtered by the admittedly very easy NES version of Gradius

4chan's birthday is in less than 2 weeks.

>>23326971
if they don't draw Yotsuba riding a chicken for the B-day artwork then Rapeape is a double nigger

>>23327220
lel

>>>/s4s/12526534
interesting thread
>>>/s4s/12528774
cade Rupert turns 5 years old

/pol/ update: the netherlands and hungary have aslo declared antifa as terrorists

>>23328207
>hungary
based Orban
>netherlands
lol why?

>>23328207
go to >>23324301

>>23328216
no, i don't think i will

>>23328207
looks like Germany's also making moves in the direction of marking them as terrorists

>>23328207
waituwt
countries in west are declaring a Jewish org terrorists??????????????? what the fuck is going on

>>23328676
i'm just here to laugh at historically illiterate zoomers getting tricked by jews into taking up an old Hitler's youth group's name to fight "facism" (anybody they don't agree with)

/pol/ happening: Estonia using Article 4 for Russian planes going into Estonia

This is the first time I see a "thread closed" icon in the catalog. I didn't know 4chanX had this feature.

>>23328812
That's just the vanilla icon?

wait nvm i'm retarde-
wait nvm2 it's also on vanila, just over the pic

>>23328812
Every time you see that guy's threads you should enter and say
>jeet_nation
since he's one of the third worlders with a monetized twitter account that makes money off stealing 4chan threads. It doesn't accomplish anything since he's allowed to make 30 twitter threads every day promoting himself across various boards, but it feels good.

>>23328826
>>23328835
Yes, but it's the first time I see a regular thread be closed right in the catalog.
Although looking at b4k, it seems that a mod chose to lock the thread instead of trashing or archiving it (or just letting it archive naturally since it reached its bump limit:
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/721098261

>>23328857
vgh i KNEEL to abib

happening?
for some fucking reason /mlp/ janitor deletes images instead of shitty threads
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42585831 (404'd, "ACK!" and NSFW image)
>>>/mlp/42586251 (still up, off-topic garbage that had a frog)

>>23327637
why do retarded nigger meximutt pedos always suck mods dick every time a person is publicly banned

nigger meximutt pedo zoophiles can't be deported fast enough

>>23328933
to fuck with you
he sees you and you're not worth the effort for a ban
you're trying to shit up the autism containment board beyond bant

>>23328968
I just browse the board man

>>23328989
yes
he musta seen that because it's a mercy i didn't expect

>>23328933
>>23328989
>Palestine
the fuck?

>>23328933
>>23328989
the fuck are you doing on /mlp/? I'm pretty sure your kind would hate literal matriarchy of Equestria and Rainbow "best friends with (((griffons)))" Dash

>>23329293
cmon man he's a palestinian let him look at something bright and colorful

>>23329391
>cmon man he's a palestinian let him look at something bright and colorful
Rainbow is literally a Jewish symbol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_the_Jewish_Autonomous_Oblast
All true Palestinians must live in a bleak and dark world just to be able to fight zionism

>>23329293
bleed

first time in a while that a Lee imitator has been in the thread

>>23329420
lol

>>23324574
Their entire narrative kind of died when Russia went on its denazification spiel. If that's what anti-facism looks like with government support, it's no wonder the Western world is recoiling against them en-masse.

>>23329293
bleed

>>23329823
not the wildest rainbow b&/"investigated" for being gay
I still lul @ some state cuck that wanted to ban pic rel for "being a pride flag"

saying they're attacking "satanists" has made it back into Russian propaganda, lmao

>>>/g/106633900
Best and only on topic thread in the entire board.
Also lel at >>>/n/2051560 (saw it on the /g/ thread)

>>23329293
bleed

>>23330497
UH OH

this one is fake bros so sad

>>23328697
Antifa was always (((communist))) bro
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antifaschistische_Aktion

Yes please, I want to hear political theory from teenagers that learn about the world through twitter screenshots.

/pol/ is celebrating the jeetpocalypse

>>23332435
anti-indian ops >>>/pol/516662836

Are charts ever coming back to 4stats? Don't know why it would take this long.

JEETS CAN'T GET ON FLIGHTS TO GET TO AMERICA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!

>>23332513
https://www.flightradar24.com
top 10 most tracked flights right now are all from India.

>>23332469
https://dev.4stats.io/

>indians will now flight in mass to mexico hoping to cross illegally
>mfw many of them will get stuck in the country just like haitians and venecos and make the already horrible crime stats even worse

>>>/co/150458656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMStKtXO4A8

>>23332638
just more food for the cartels and their pet president

>>23332638
you think that's bad? here it's worse. canada would unironically be a very good place to live if it wasn't for the fucking unprotected CAN-US border (which they blame us for)

>>23332656
>just more food for the cartels and their pet president
This is what I fear. Migrants are often turned into mules, prostitutes, slaves in drug labs, shady factories or scam centers, or simply form their own criminal groups (like the tren de aragua). The last thing this country needs is a ganesha gang.

>>23332449
>post contains a call to "raid"

>>23328812
>>23328835
>>>/v/721177543
Another one today. Why are threads getting locked now? Usually they just get deleted.

>>23333733
いいね!

>>23333333
>big get wasted in a thread moved from /pol/
Damn.

Hap?
>>>/v/721199781