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Do you also fall in love with every cashier that acts nice to you despite knowing fully well that it's her job?
Anonymous United States No.23322710 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
No.
Anonymous United States No.23322711 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
i'm going to pay by check
Anonymous United States No.23322712 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
Im married, so , no.
Anonymous Hungary No.23322713 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
No Rajeesh, we don't.
Anonymous United States No.23322714 [Report] >>23322773
>>23322709 (OP)
I fight it off by being cold and distant
It's probably not healthy to actively resist liking people though
Anonymous Germany No.23322715 [Report]
the cashier thots here are all fat, they fall in love with me and my charming attitude
Anonymous Kazakhstan No.23322716 [Report] >>23322730
It's easy to hook up with women in public. Men, though, have to act unapproachable ...cause society.
Anonymous United States No.23322717 [Report]
No because I love my wife very much.
Anonymous Canada No.23322718 [Report]
I don't fall in love with women.
Anonymous Germany No.23322719 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
Sounds like you have borderline personality disorder
Anonymous United States No.23322720 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
usually the cashiers I see are black or old or obese or all of the above.
However, when they are an attractive white female, then yes.
If they're a redhead than doubly so.
Anonymous United States No.23322721 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
Yes I do, It's part of the delusion I use to keep my self esteem from plummeting. Never act on it though.
Anonymous United States No.23322722 [Report]
a cashier complimented my eyelashes last year. i know she was having a tough time trying to figure out a compliment to say something so unusual but i still remember

fuck companies that make cashiers be friendly
Anonymous Australia No.23322723 [Report]
>He's never picked up a cashier
Lol
Anonymous United States No.23322724 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
Depends if my autism can discern romantic flirting from 3 seconds of overt niceness. Highly unlikely, but anything is possible and can still happen. Boomers met in retarded ways.
Anonymous United States No.23322725 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
Not cashiers, but I grew super attached to a streamer girl who was kind to me at a time when I was getting 0 social interaction. I knew she’s an actress and that’s her job, but still got attached to her. I had to cut off all contact with her because I was paying her $1000+ a month. Just watching her content and not paying anything, or only paying small amounts wasn’t working for me. I liked seeing her smile and act excited when I payed her and it was sort of like an addiction. Only ever happened with her though. Never had similar problems with anyone else.
Anonymous Lithuania No.23322726 [Report] >>23322739
>>23322709 (OP)
cashiers in failthuania are usually tattoo'd, uggo roasties. failed at life
Anonymous Unknown No.23322727 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
There was cute nigress at the gas station who complimentwd my Pokemon pins months ago and I still think about her. There's this guy works at the movie theater, he does the paintings on the windows like there's a Jaws now for the 50 anniversary run, he's really pretty and I want to smooch him except he has bullring and that ruins it
Anonymous Bulgaria No.23322728 [Report]
No, but I dated a cashier for a while because she was cute and I asked her out.
Anonymous Italy No.23322729 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
>fall in love
Wtf I'm not a teenager
Anonymous Australia No.23322730 [Report]
>>23322716
Post BKC
Anonymous Australia No.23322731 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
I use the self service but I sometimes fantasize about putting an unknown item in the baggage area
Anonymous Estonia No.23322732 [Report] >>23322733 >>23322737
>>23322709 (OP)
no cashier ever looks like pic related so, no, never.
Anonymous Unknown No.23322733 [Report] >>23322745
>>23322732
What do they look like then?
Do you have a lot of niggers in Estonia or something?
Anonymous Poland No.23322734 [Report]
What?
Anonymous United States No.23322735 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
It’s not their job to touch my hand when they give me change.
When they do that to me I like to hang out at the store until after they get off.
Half the time the guy who tells me to go isn’t even her boyfriend.
Anonymous United States No.23322736 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
no, I'm not an ugly brown kike virgin making garbage spam threads and I have a pretty gf
Anonymous United States No.23322737 [Report]
>>23322732
That sucks, Lots of hot cashiers and waitresses around me. Hell I've even noticed that they started hiring hot DAs at my dentist office, they used to all be frumpy old fat ladies.
Anonymous Russian Federation No.23322738 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
Last time it happened was like 6 years ago, and it still lingers in my mind
Anonymous United States No.23322739 [Report]
>>23322726
They're all 40 year old Russians
Anonymous United States No.23322740 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
>fall in love
They are great practice. they are in a vulnerable position being seen and can't leave their station easily.
they almost always have low self esteem and LOVE being told they are pretty, they like it when you write your number down and say text me and stuff. that works better than asking them to give you theirs in a numbers game.
there are exceptions but it just works with more of them.
ask out more cashiers. you probably won't become an expert but it gets easier each time.
Anonymous United States No.23322741 [Report] >>23322749 >>23322758
>>23322709 (OP)
yea
i actually pulled a girl from a fabric shop during their closing sale all drunk when i was buying burlap and bolts of cloth for robes for use in a found footage movie in making
it was pretty funny
i was with my mom and both my kids(she was grtting buttons and other cloth) and we go to pay and she asked me what i was doing with all this material and i said making a movie want to be in it?? and the way i said it i think came out weird and she looked at me like uhhhhh mforna second and said YEA! whats youre number and we exchange numbers and as we walk out my mom goes DID YOU JUST ASK HER TO BE IN AN ADULT FILM and i just bust out laughing
turns out she was 19
shes a cool person. first time we got together she was stressing about finding a new job and i told her i could get her one in a day if she wanted. my sister ended up getting her a job at the victorias secret she manages
she does all her own piercings
pic related, shes going to college for "art therapy".lmao
Anonymous United States No.23322742 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
i fall in love with every White girl that isn' fat
Anonymous France No.23322743 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
I avoid any human interactions. When it unfortunatly have to happen it is concise and brief.
Anonymous United States No.23322744 [Report] >>23322749
she has such a cute tummy and is an absolute whore in bed
she said she wants 4 kids, i told her i could give her at least one, im 38 i still have time, shes good with my kids.
my ex wife fucking hates her lmao
Anonymous Finland No.23322745 [Report]
>>23322733
in estonia cashiers are super rude and cold for some reason, i guess they get paid a slave wage that doesnt cover anything and their working conditions suck. estonian girls are plenty hot but the cashiers are seriously bad.

t. go to estonia often for alcohol
Anonymous United States No.23322746 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
only if they giggle like they’re crushing

I’m tall and handsome tho
Anonymous United States No.23322747 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
Only the pretty ones.
Anonymous United States No.23322748 [Report]
> When the cashier says "Hello, how are you today" and you reply "Y-You too."
Anonymous United States No.23322749 [Report] >>23322755
>>23322741
>>23322744
I'd hit it.
Anonymous United States No.23322750 [Report] >>23322768
>>23322709 (OP)
No. NEVER. Cashiers are a lose-lose since even if you were to bag her, she would still be comparing you to every goddamn last guy who comes through her checkout line.
Trust me, I've saw that sort of thing all too often. I am an expert in the Mythology of Women. Women as a fake class as created by the media. (Always seen as objects of utter perfection to sell things).
Anonymous Malta No.23322751 [Report] >>23322759 >>23322760
>>23322709 (OP)
I use automated checkouts and if they don't have them I don't visit their establishment.
Anonymous Latvia No.23322752 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
No but one time I had an insanely seductive and sexy dental hygienist. I couldn't even believe how sexy she was. Something about her was just alluring. The way she talked, moved, smelled, etc. She was like a born seductress.
Anonymous United States No.23322753 [Report]
Bruh I got limerence over someone who was mildly nice to me 10 years ago and still haven't gotten over them
Anonymous United States No.23322754 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
The bitch at target is like 60
So needless to say she's taken =[
Anonymous United States No.23322755 [Report] >>23322756
>>23322749
what about my psycho baby sitter?
both these women are as tall as i am(6'1)
i have a type
Anonymous Malta No.23322756 [Report] >>23322764
>>23322755
nice tits
Anonymous United States No.23322757 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
No, she isn't trying to meet you, she there for the money like every other whore, go to a bar or a library, those women want sex
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23322758 [Report] >>23322764
>>23322741
Go on, what's her IG?
Anonymous Germany No.23322759 [Report]
>>23322751
you could still stick your dick in the machine
Anonymous Canada No.23322760 [Report] >>23322762
>>23322751
I hate automated checkouts, personally. Fuck making me do the cashier work with machines that don't even have basic features like multiscan because some senile old fart would misuse it otherwise.
Anonymous Germany No.23322761 [Report]
My mom buys all the groceries.
Anonymous Latvia No.23322762 [Report]
>>23322760
I refuse to use them. I'm unemployed so I'm never in a hurry.
Anonymous Australia No.23322763 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
>see a receptionist regularly
>she is nice to me
>start to like her
>think "she is nice to everyone, it's her job"
>stop liking her
>jump forward 3 years
>"oh Anon I had a huge crush on you"
>mfw
Anonymous United States No.23322764 [Report] >>23322765 >>23322766 >>23322767
>>23322758
lol no
>>23322756
yes
Anonymous Unknown No.23322765 [Report]
>>23322764
Would.
Anonymous Malta No.23322766 [Report]
>>23322764
Imagine the titfucks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23322767 [Report] >>23322776
>>23322764
Random images from a girl you don't know is pretty sad, anon
Anonymous United States No.23322768 [Report]
>>23322750
Dude, EVERY woman is going to check out meat whether she buys or just looking.
Anonymous United States No.23322769 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
Not since I was 15.
Anonymous United States No.23322770 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
I don’t but I smile at them and try to let them know through my body language that I appreciate them and their cheerfulness, and what they bring to the world around me. If only this gay faggot tranny country hadn’t broken my will to ask girls out.
Anonymous United States No.23322771 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
I'm sorry you're brown.
Anonymous Ireland No.23322772 [Report]
no but it’s cute when a 18-19yo gets all flustered compared to the grubby old guy or the paki ahead of me in the queue
sage United States No.23322773 [Report]
>>23322714
This for the most part, I still engage them with bullshit small talk just to make their day as easy as possible if need be
Anonymous Australia No.23322774 [Report] >>23322775
>>23322709 (OP)
No. Years ago there was this girl I worked with who was relentlessly nice to me. it didn't make sense.
No matter how many times I'd push her away she just kept trying with me and was so warm and comfortable to be around.
She became the highlight of my shitty day.
Eventually I learned that she thought I was cute and had some weird sympathetic attachment to me but simultaneously couldn't stand me as a person, thought I was a bland piece of shit but felt guilty about it and didn't want to let it show. That was such a profound lesson.

So knowing that THAT was the closest a girl got to liking me in my post mid-twenties life and remembering that everytime a girl smiles at me has made it very easy to just dismiss it.
I don't even see people as opportunities any more I see them as obstacles living their own separate lives that I need to avoid.
Not Dean United States No.23322775 [Report]
>>23322774
>but simultaneously couldn't stand me
Sounds like a missed opportunity
Anonymous United States No.23322776 [Report] >>23322777
>>23322767
here
she sent it just for you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23322777 [Report] >>23322792 >>23322796
>>23322776
You are low on storage.
Anonymous (ID: fQ72GcfO) United Kingdom No.23322792 [Report]
>>23322777
Trips of truth - Get your storage sorted oiiiiii
Anonymous (ID: /FTfs4fS) United States No.23322796 [Report] >>23322827
>>23322777
yea my phones filled with shit like this
Anonymous (ID: fQ72GcfO) United Kingdom No.23322827 [Report]
>>23322796
You said she is 6'1? How? She looks short.
Anonymous (ID: ApFkDSs0) United States No.23322913 [Report] >>23323228
theyre not short. i dont do shortwomen
trust me
Anonymous (ID: fQ72GcfO) United Kingdom No.23323228 [Report]
>>23322913
Any more of "Rae"?
Anonymous (ID: FR+hhr8a) Canada No.23323261 [Report]
Didn't fall in love but got weirdly emotional when she said I was nice for leaving a good tip at the bakery
(it was the first time someone said something nice to me in like a decade)
Anonymous (ID: 8PZMtz85) United States No.23323274 [Report] >>23323389
>>23323271
i mean they both fuck me
they just dont want to do it at once. shame
Anonymous (ID: 8PZMtz85) United States No.23323285 [Report]
shit actually i dont have any of her tits on this phone if she sends me some after work ill show ya
heres the vch piercing she got that i talked her into
she used to have her nipples pierced but they keep pushing out
Anonymous (ID: KzMw3bZ+) Canada No.23323314 [Report]
I have had this happen with me and waiters a lot, a lot of waitresses flirt with me, I’ve asked a woman if it’s because it’s their job but she said it might be because of how I look, I’ve had pretty unexpected experiences in restaurants and such
Anonymous (ID: fQ72GcfO) United Kingdom No.23323389 [Report] >>23325500
>>23323274
Of course they both do Reiki... One on the right > one on the left
Anonymous (ID: CZRRsZEN) United States No.23323810 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
Jesus, do you think strippers are in love with you, too?
Anonymous (ID: p7kxTb10) United States No.23324453 [Report]
>>23322709 (OP)
No
Anonymous (ID: aCR9gcCj) United Kingdom No.23325500 [Report] >>23327317
>>23323389
More pics of these two whores!
Anonymous (ID: aCR9gcCj) United Kingdom No.23327317 [Report]
>>23325500
Shameless bump for these two whores