Thread 23323072

>1 in 10 men you know regularly put things up their bottoms
How has society gone so wrong? I'm starting to think Christians were the good guys all along

>>23323072 (OP)
But how does it affect you personally?

Not just men

>>23323072 (OP)
ya'll talkin' about the squat plug? nothing faggy about that. and nothing straighter then lifting heavy weights with a plug up ur ass

>>23323072 (OP)
Post the artificial cloaca sphincter mechanism. The world must know.

>>23323072 (OP)
The fuck do you care what other people do with their rectums? Are you jealous they get to feel more pleasure than you? Just stick your finger up your butt already and get over it.

>>23323072 (OP)
Nah, I'd rather have a sex toy in my ass then worship a guy who puts nails in his hands and feet. That's too far.

>>23323073
promoting degeneracy destroys women (they do the filthiest thing they discover, every time) and targets children to ensure that they're destroyed too
these products should not exist, their advertisement should not exist, people who even imagine this stuff should be put in a mental institution

>>23323072 (OP)
This is unironically how you prevent from getting prostate cancer and no im not joking.

Like yea, taking 30 black dicks and 13 inch bad dragon chance dildos is going to give you ass cancer and hemorrhoids, but gentle stimulation will keep your ass cancer free and it will ensure your asshole will still work when youre 70.

>t. medic

>>23323072 (OP)
>Slovenian flag
no surprise

>>23323072 (OP)
>he fell for the 1 in 10 meme

Are you dumb? Gays are like 3% or less of the population the rest are just corrupted degenerates that would be “straight” in a functional society

>>23323072 (OP)
i tried it a few times and it kinda just hurts more than it feels good, its a pain in the ass in multiple ways
just jack off it feels better

>>23323074
poos training their pets to eat shit what else is new

>>23323072 (OP)
why do you care what other men put inside their asses though anon

why is man ass something that goes in your mind regularly?

>>23323083
then you aren't a real woman

>>23323082
I think your thinking of trannies not the broader gays

>>23323072 (OP)
I don't know 10 men

Why did God give us a P spot if he didnt want us to use it??

>>23323082
>3% or less
It's 10%, ackshually. Feel free to seethe about it though.

>>23323086
why would i wanna be a woman
im already putting stuff up my ass i dont need to be any dumber

>>23323072 (OP)
I blame women for this.

>>23323073
They walk weird. Shit their pants when they squat down. They smell smell like shit.
I can go on.

>>23323076
The fucking what?

>>23323072 (OP)
Thank goodness I only know 9 men

>>23323072 (OP)
God put the prostate there for a reason.

>>23323080
>trust me
>sticking things up your butt is totally not faggotry

>>23323072 (OP)
9 in 10 experts lie for money.

>>23323095
Wait a minute...

>>23323096
>male g spot inside ass
>bajillion nerve endings inside ass
>animals sniff each others ass all the time
>submission is a natural feeling

yeah it's like god programmed men to be faggots

>>23323072 (OP)
If my jonny stopped working in my older age I would use op device over pills any day.

>>23323101
you just like the built-in taint tickler.

>>23323090
>It's 10%
No. The figures indicate that poofters and even including similar abnormals are less than 5% of the population.
You WANT the numbers of your kind to be bigger but you are a member of a tiny wee club of fags and similar child-molesters and normality-haters.
>less than 5%
Get over yourselves.
THIS is why every product or movie or show made for poofters fails.

>>23323097
Self pleasure does not make you gay, anon

Thinking it does, however, makes you gay because you literally cannot think about how it helps you because all you can think about is men putting dicks up your ass.

>>23323083
did you hit the P spot?
see >>23323089

>>23323074
That is obviously an indian elephant.

>>23323072 (OP)
Only white men do that

>>23323102
>your dick have on/off switch now
You gotta do what you gotta do to satisfy the lady

>>23323104
>Thinking it does, however, makes you gay because you literally cannot think about how it helps you because all you can think about is men putting dicks up your ass
holy truth NUKE. would it be gay though if i imagined it was a futa?

>>23323073
Because I have to talk to them at work

P spot stimulation is nice desu

i wanna suck off a twink while he wears one of these desu

>>23323072 (OP)
I've ever bought a sex toy once in my life. I made a fifi once, but those are based.

>>23323072 (OP)
> Christians were the good guys all along
Christians gave the Jews complete control of the world. Butt stuff is nothing in comparison.

>>23323105
yeah and it just reminds me of when im like shitting really bad
how do people think that feels good

>>23323072 (OP)
My ex gf had a thing for it, always wanted to finger my ass and even used a vibrator on me.
I did cum buckets
Nothing gay about it

>>23323109
I get pegged by my hot wife while she wears costumes.
You tell me.

>>23323072 (OP)

Christians were accidentally right. You can't have a society that doesn't believe there is an absolute morality, and no one will believe in absolute morality unless they also believe it is given to them by some kind of higher power. It doesn't have to be Christianity per se, but if people don't believe that there's a consequence to their actions (like going to Hell) then they're going to become disgusting animals in a couple generations.

>>23323072 (OP)
What's the perenium thing about?

>>23323117
holy based. i kneel

>>23323119
Poofters think it is the male clitoris.
It's not.

>>23323072 (OP)
I don't know 10 men.

>>23323109
>would it be gay though if i imagined it was a futa?
No. Futa is the least gay because it is a female penis. Even with toys you, a man, are putting it in your butt and that's gay. Futa is completely hetero bufu

>>23323108
>to satisfy the lady
uh, yeah, right right that's the point. sure.

>>23323123
futa is always bigger, right

>>23323121
So you gotta stimulate both prostate and perenium simultaneously or what

I'm a quad/paraplegic and I shove stuff up there to try to stimulate prostate and try to get a release etc because I only have like 25 percent feeling down there. I also usually do it while watching girls get fucked in the ass. The male body disgusts me.
Am I gay?

>>23323116
same here. had a hot latina gf for a few months and she was a dom. she kept begging to let her use a “box of secrets” on me. eventually she showed the box and it was BDSM stuff, along with some dildos and vibrators

eventually gave in and let her put a small, black, penis- shaped vibrator in my ass with my legs tied up (using some restraints she had). my cock had never been so erect in my life , was literally standing up 90 degrees on its own. remember feeling the dildo’s squishy penis head rubbing into my prostate and feeling like i had to pee, but it felt amazing. i unloaded one of the most intense orgasms of my life while she gripped my manhood tight (not jerking) and let let the vibrator tingle my spot.


the shame of it all hit immediately after, and we broke up about a week later though.

>>23323108
absolute gentleman

I tried it a few times and didn't like it at all.

Straightest thread on /pol/

>>23323072 (OP)
But none of the 9 men I know insert things into their anus!?

>>23323107
So that means you have that inner monologue between the gay wolf and the straight wolf before sticking things up your ass?

>>23323127
>I also usually do it while watching girls get fucked in the ass.
That's autogynephilia, one step away to MTF dude.

>>23323072 (OP)
How many irregularly put things up their bottoms?

>>23323128
latinas really are some of the freakiest women out there. i hooked up with one from my gym, first time i had her over after we got some food post-gym she immediately got on her knees and basically demanded me to take my cock out.

2 years later she still calls me and goes “remember our little secret!! haha”. insanity. meanwhile white women will just straight up pretend they didnt have sex with you

>>23323134
What's a MTF

>>23323137
male to female trans

>>23323123
Its not gay if my toys are labeled "futacock". If they're unlabeled then they default to regular cock, and that's just gay.

>>23323134
Oh nvm...
Yeah I have no desire to be a female nor do I feel like one so idk

>>23323072 (OP)

Sometimes needed a professional hand to finish session.

>>23323077
Check out this fag

>>23323140
You're fucking yourself in the ass while watching girls get fucked in the ass, you imagine yourself being a woman dude, stop coping.

>>23323103
It's a bit more complicated. In short, Jung considered two types of homosexuals. The 'true' sort is the kind of guy the parents knew he was homosexual when he was 6. The other sort is 'anima possessed', in short a mentally ill, emotional wimp. Jung considered the first sort to have a true purpose and a valid path to individuation. The second sort need therapy. In Jung's time, he had already found out most homosexuals were the second sort. He considered an epidemic. Now it's even worse. Upwards of 10% of zoomers in globohomo states IIRC.

>>23323138
I just wonder if I'm going to hell for it.
I wasn't like that before the injury.
Why did he make me paralyzed? Am I just supposed to not touch myself?

>>23323145
I don't believe in god but I would hope he'd cut you some slack for it, I mean what else you have to do in this terrible realm.

>>23323143
Not really coping just telling you how I feel bud trying to analyze it
Thanks for responding I mean I already knew that tho don't know what kind of answer I was looking for

>>23323072 (OP)
>knowing 10 men
you're gay

>>23323072 (OP)
Yes and it feels great. Especialy while getting high on poppers. Even better together with your girlfriend.

>>23323137
Mastication to Flatulention

>>23323072 (OP)
Just because faggots are disgusting doesn't mean christniggers are good.
They are jewish farm animals that have been fed on for millennia, this planet is a shitskin zoo because of how brain dead and utterly oblivious they are to simple observable truths.

Head on over to /k/ and ask about bad dragon.
They know more about those dildos than they do about guns. Probably own more too, since 90% of that board doesn't even have a firearm.

>>23323152
Ex gf dominated me with various dildos. Feels great. No, I am not attracted to men.

>>23323072 (OP)
i've been with enough women that ask to know that plenty of men like a finger up their butt
which is weird because a finger isn't long enough to hit the prostate I thought

Vibrators give way more prostate stimulation, it's insane, totally not gay if no dudes are involved bros.

>>23323123
No amount of mental gymnastics will justify you. Just come out already faggot

>>23323074
But the women,
and the chil-

>>23323072 (OP)
I DON'T LIKE EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!

>>23323110
You should go back to India then to avoid this

>>23323080
>Mutterican medic
Who is also a faggot

>>23323088
That just means you are the fag

>>23323100
Eve was a curse not a gift.

>>23323154
From my experience about a third to half have some internal want to try it, less than that will try or say something, and most are aware of the finger up the butt during a BJ meme.

It's not for me regardless (dirty, smell, strange bacteria that don't belong outside of the body)

>>23323104
You are faggot, come to terms with the fact.
Putting stuff up you ass makes you a gross FAG 100%
no amount of rationalisations with change this.
No amount of brainlet arguments and story's and blatant lies.
JUST ACCEPT IT AND STFU

>>23323072 (OP)
>I'm starting to think Christians were the good guys all along
Anon, everything is gayed. Especially authoritarian, explicitly anti-gay societies.
In islam men spend a lot of time around other men. This leads to a disproportional amount of homosexual activity.

>>23323160
>>23323164

Bite down harder, Paki, your gums arent bleeding yet.

>>23323072 (OP)
how many times must we go over this. every time you jack off and get an erection. your prostate enlarges. when you cum your prostate gets stimulation.
the whole "you can only get better pleasure is directly stimulating the prostate through the anus" is complete bullshit, aimed at retards to get them to shove objects in their ass to brainwash them to be gay.

>>23323164
your anus is meat to be high traffic

>>23323144
theres nothing more jewish than psychology
over-analyzing the human condition to a point of pathology

>>23323072 (OP)
YOUR LOCAL STATISTICS ≠ GLOBAL STATISTICS

why is nobody else mentioning the tidal wave of shame after it ends? even with a woman, as soon as i unloaded and the dildo slid out of me, the SHAME i felt was unreal.

couldnt look anyone in the eye for days after

>>23323082
you'd be surprised how many dudes just like anal and wont admit to it because they are only attracted to women but want to be pegged and just see it as a pleasure thing.

i know one that ive been childhood friends with who you'd swear to god would be the most vanilla/christian nationalist bloke you'd ever meet.

He is a nationalist and pretty based like he doesn't believe the lgbt scene should be anything public and is disgusted by wankers who wear their sexuial preferences on their sleeve and make it everyone's business but likes anal because a goth girl in high school got him into it and just likes it too much to give it up.

>duality of man

>>23323072 (OP)
if you tink about it rubbing your own penis is really gay

>>23323171
you just embrace it over time and love the feeling of being a whore

>>23323171
>the SHAME i felt was unreal
see this post >>23323104
>all you can think about is men putting dicks up your ass
that's your mental problem, probably

>>23323135
You mean sideways or something?

>>23323171
because your a low T male who gets shivers at the thought of being emasculated or embarrassed for even a microsecond

So instead you sit inside all day, emasculating yourself because you mentally cannot handle the shame or embarrassment.

I dont suffer from this because I dont give a fuck what niggers think.

>>23323155
you are a dude though

>>23323072 (OP)
I have been considering for hypersonic pelvic floor.
Hernia.

>>23323127
Yes. A gay vegetable.

That extremo addict alexbreecooper literally can't get off without a 3 inch wide toy in her ass and a hitachi wand stuck deep between her pussy lips, which tells me enough about the long term effect of using anal for stronger orgasms.

If you think a cigarette leads to a self destructive addiction, as a smoker let me tell you, from watching orgasm-high chasers like the insertion extemists there are other things in life best kept in moderation or untouched.

>>23323072 (OP)
>tfw I was born with a weak ass, so I never enjoy anal stimulation
A stomach flu can get me to shit fresh blood so inserting things in is out of the question for me

>>23323172
I'm an Asian femboy and have sucked off multiple maga chuds. People just enjoy sex.

it's NOT my fault anal feels soooo good.

>>23323072 (OP)
Why did got put mens prostates up their ass if he didnt want that happening thougbeit?

I'm thinking about it and wouldn't a dildo of a certain size trigger the shitting reflex? Feeling uncomfortable like you gotta drop one, and that feeling just doesn't go away?

How do you people do that to yourselves?

>>23323073
checked
fpbp
not my problem

>>23323094
Scalies. They made an ass cloaca Anon. You have to see it to believe.

That's gay i let my dog do that to me instead

>>23323127
Pelswick?

>>23323189
>flag
Checks out.

>>23323189
I usually assume most Canadian posters are Jeets but this post confirms you're white

>>23323173
99% of my sexual activity has been getting a dude off...
That dude was me, but still pretty gay.

I used to do this to myself whenever I took adderall it would make me a horny gooner.

>>23323072 (OP)
>nine men fear me

>>23323072 (OP)
what's wrong with sticking something up your butt as long as it's not an actual wiener?

>>23323074
elephants are naturally coprophagic, I just looked it up, elephants eat elephant poop to build their digestive systems and strengthen their immune systems.

1 in 10 men are also absolutely fucking retarded and dysfunctional and cannot exist without drugs or alcohol and i'm giving a pretty generous estimate here, more like 5 in 10 from my personal experience

>>23323072 (OP)
why do tiny white pecker cuckoldoid goonhitlers love shoving cocks up their asses so much?

hitler was gay and had a boyfriend btw
this is factually true and you look this up NOW

>>23323236
Hitler wanted to fuck his underage niece, not men.

>>23323242
Hitler had a femboy sissy boyfriend that promoted to a highranking nazi official though

his femboy boyfriend neurotic and emotional unstable

I just can't remember his name but he looked like a homosexual

>>23323078
I don't think you understand what you're talking about

So, what's your point?

>>23323072 (OP)
If you've never tried this, it will change your life.

>>23325090
I don't want to change my life in this way

>>23323072 (OP)
Who is checking the asses of multiple men? How does one gets this type of job? Asking for a friend

>>23323074
You'd think you've seen it all until you see an elephant stealing shit to snack on it

>>23323073
fpwp