Thread 23324231

so this nigga always faces the earth with exactly the same side,
is exactly the perfect distance away to occasionally cover the sun, and
you can't see the "moon landing" site or any evidence we've been there even with the best telescope you can buy.

all of this is totally real and not retarded at all.

>>23324231 (OP)
Yeah man the moon is jewish propaganda haven't you heard. They're controlling the tides and shit too, crazy stuff

>>23324272
>jewish propaganda
why do you assume that?

>>23324342
Those guys use a lunar calender for their holidays, its even official in israel! Really makes you think.....
Im joking. It really is a coincidence we happen to have such a cool moon so thats nice. Only planet with life we know of and we get perfect eclipses as well? Insanity

>>23324231 (OP)
Give me an alternative explanation that's less dumb then

shits in ur thread

>>23324431
femtosecond laser projected hologram

>>23324231 (OP)
Aliens either built it or they used like some wormhole tech thing to teleport it here. Thats seriously the only 2 possibilities i believe.

>>23324443
Alright
Explain why if it's true we're somehow in a situation that the entire world doesn't already know this

>>23324272
This is true

>>23324231 (OP)
>always faces the earth with exactly the same side
No it's synchronous rotation. Essentially it rotates at the same rate that creates this phenomenon.
https://astroquizzical.com/astroquizzical/why-do-we-only-see-one-side-of-the-moon
>is exactly the perfect distance away to occasionally cover the sun
You mean eclipses? Yeah that's not like some perfect distance by design shit it's a cosmic coincidence. Many other planets have eclipses with their moons too but you know we're not ON that planet to witness them.
>you can't see the "moon landing" site or any evidence we've been there even with the best telescope you can buy
But you can.
https://www.iop.org/explore-physics/moon/how-do-we-know-we-went-to-the-moon
Also there's retroreflectors on the moon. Lots of them actually. The earliest goes back to 1969. In short what these allow is for someone on earth to shoot a laser at the moon during the right time of day and it'll reflect back off of one of these retroreflectors.
>all of this is totally real and not retarded at all
Yup. Seems you're retarded.

>>23325548
Oh forgot link for the retroreflectors.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_retroreflectors_on_the_Moon

>>23325548
Is normie a federal agent working with the Jews??? :0

>>23325567
I thought everyone knew already.
>federal agent
Nah nah nah. Close though.

>>23325578
An airsofter working for the Jews?

>>23325605
Airsoft? What the fuck am I 14? I own real guns. Can you name a single person who doesn't work for jews?

>>23325757
T'was but a joke, I'm assuming ur not in the military based on ur lack of humor about being called an airsofter.
do you just put on a bunch of tactical gear and pose for photos or am I getting the wrong end of the stick and you weren't saying that's you?

>>23325548
You actually believe we went to the moon in the 60s or you just jerking my cock

Fuck almost quads