Thread 23327347

most of that was refined by westerners for palatable consumption
it's like saying Panda Express is Chinese food
and it doesn't change the fact that overwhelming majority of India lives on the cheapest possible rice and vegetable gruel

timmies be eating cheap Nepali slop and thinking it's Indian

>>23327347 (OP)
It doesn't even look bad. The problem is the food is prepared by someone like this.

>>23327347 (OP)
-d
Indian food is bad.
Indian food is scraps covered in "curry" which is made by dumping entire bottles of spices into it for the sole purpose of masking the taste of low quality ingredients. And don't get me started on the preparation.

>>23327347 (OP)
That food is crap actually
Roti in there feels like eating leather and sometimes tastes like leather

South Indian Cuisine is the cuisine of the Gods
Breakfast of American Software Tech Champions is pic related

>>23327347 (OP)
sed.

>>23327347 (OP)
Indian food is fucking delicious

This is why jeets have the highest rate of metabolic syndrome in the world

>>23327347 (OP)
People should try British Indian food. Its all the good parts of Indian food just adjusted a bit for the Western palate and not cooked by someone with shit on his hands

You know it's bad when even the Africans are dunking on something.

>>23327349
only time I've seen a jeet do anything physical and it's the most niggerish sucker punch i've ever seen

>>23327354
Indian food is spoiled meat covered with the amount of spices required to it being edible

>>23327349
Ah yes, the sucker punch.

>>23327352
I prefer Kashmiri/Peshwari Cuisine.

>>23327352
contd
Hot tip to those trying out North Indian Cuisine
Instead of Roti try the Rumali Roti as shown in pic related
Softer tastier and if its a proper North Indian Cuisine Restaurant, they should have it

It’s good as long as you can be sure someone that’s washes their hands made it (ie not an indian)

>>23327361
Alright

>>23327359
Yes that's true for alot of things. Britian lost an empire fighting for their right to spice.
I think Thai food comes close but is kore about the flavor then the heat that comes from Indian

>>23327347 (OP)
it is
it was only improved when englishmen found it and decided to use it as sailor rations

>>23327349
>Nepali.
Our Chefs are usually Bengali, Nepalis and Indians are couriers.

>>23327347 (OP)
Indian food, prepared with actual decent ingredients, is pretty damn good. Unfortunately it's still prepared by pajeets and after having worked with them and seen what they're like, that's a no-go.

>>23327347 (OP)
what we call indian food is british, french, portuguese and dutch colonial food. and its really good

>>23327359
Not even meat
I think North Koreans actually eat more on average

>>23327347 (OP)
Why not post some authentic Indian dishes?

>>23327347 (OP)
Which part of India goes ape shit over cow patties

>>23327351
This nigger is alright, the head bobbing lmao. Total pojeet death.

If you ate real Indian slop you'd be shitting your guts out almost immediately. The stuff you can get from restaurants and grocery stores is refined to make it edible for anyone who doesn't have bowel movements openly.

>>23327347 (OP)
Lumps of shit in sauce that give you diarrhea plus naan bread that redeems carbs, saar

>>23327347 (OP)
>Indian food
>Tomatoes

>>23327347 (OP)
How much fecal matter is in that "food"?

>>23327364
My last curry was a Chicken Tikka Masala with Parathas and Peshwari Rice (They actually do that). Afghan/Pubjab combo is my favourite.

>>23327347 (OP)
i like curry but it rapes my stomach its no wonder they cant use toilets

>>23327347 (OP)
>indian food is barf-inducing
Can't argue with that

i can’t eat anything prepared by an indian after learning so much about them.

>>23327347 (OP)
So good saar.

>>23327352
Why, because it wasn't made with poo covered hands?

>>23327347 (OP)
Now that we have the recipe...

>>23327347 (OP)
the spices they use to color the food contains literal paint. anything with turmeric in it (orange color), is colored with lead chromate. you can look it up. you are eating lead paint whenever you eat curry or turmeric, because its produced in india and bangladesh and they spray it with pigment to make it look brighter, and the wholesalers and merchants dont give a shit, and the fda is too busy to deal with it. never eat anything with commercial turmeric in it.

>>23327379
Actually binds mine well... I also like Korean Cuisine.

>>23327347 (OP)
Ngl the westernized Indian food is bomb. Still don't want them in the country. I can look up recipes if I have a craving.

Not sure if the sentence was supposed to end in “based” and OP is implying that actually it sucks or it would have ended in “bad” and OP’s point is that it’s good…

>>23327371
That nigger would be eating sand cakes in his country. I hate the entitlement of brown trashs

>>23327347 (OP)
It's all British. All of it.

>>23327378
>Chicken tikka masala
>Ingredients
>Tomatoes
That's English food. Tomatoes are not native to India.

>>23327347 (OP)
One butter chik, hot. One Garlic cheese naan and saffron rice to go please.

>>23327390
YES BECAUSE EATING SAND CAKES WOULD BE FUCKING BETTER THAN EATING ACTUAL SHIT, YOU RETARDED FUCKING FAGGOT

>>23327347 (OP)
How much poop is in there? It's either cowshit, or human shit because you wipe your ass with your hand and don't wash.

>>23327347 (OP)
disgusting food for subhumans. looks terrible.

>>23327394
You must be newfag or a nigger. Sandnigger and niggers drink and wash themselves with camel piss' Brown trash must be eradicated

>>23327392
Technically Mexican, they use Chilli Powder which is Peruvian and Mexican. Mexico is the home to most foodstuffs if not Peru.

>>23327347 (OP)
I'll have a lamb saag, medium spicy, with garlic naan and a big bottle of Taj Mahal please and thank you

There aren’t many Indian restaurants in Korea, so what do Westerners usually eat at Indian restaurants?

>>23327398
Also it was the Portuguese via Goa who introduced New World Crops to India.

>>23327392
Maize, potatoes, and tomatoes are all new world. I wish the British Empire were a thing again. When you kick out the shitskins you should work on getting the old gang back together.

>>23327347 (OP)
Curry is a British dish that was brought to India.
Curry isn't Indian, it's British

>>23327349
I quite frankly don't give a shit about brown food, it's all slop used to cover up rotten meat and the fact you can't cook.

>>23327383
average indian street food cook

>>23327403
amerimutt iq on full display right here

>>23327347 (OP)
Recently had some tandoori chicken and it was bomb-ass delicious. I had some chicken curry beforehand and it was just 3 chunks of chicken drowned in a soupy mixture of spices. Don't get anything that is primarily sauce-based and it's good. I have American food standards to thank that I didn't have diarrhea after.

>>23327352
>Breakfast of American Software Tech Champions is pic related

>Breakfast of the dumbass who took 60 hours to complete a 20 hour task and then has one of his fellow coolies rubber stamp his pull request to push untested, garbage changes to main at 5 PM on a Friday.

Seriously, I had to limit who could approve PR's. Everyone could review and were encouraged to do so. But only me and the other White were allowed to approve them. Saved ourselves so much fucking grief with that little maneuver.

>>23327434
Most of the "indian" food that people are familiar with and really enjoy was created by the British. Indians just eat cheap ethno-slop. The good stuff was created by Europeans using the spices and general format of the subcontinental gloop they subsist on.

>>23327347 (OP)
india should be tried for possessing bacteria weapons at the level of an international treaty violation