Thread 23433429

Cryo edition

>/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Sam sold the S3 house to himself... investors BTFO! https://x.com/SlackerBluePod/status/1976202774028460525
-- Tai Nguyen on William Montgomery: [YouTube] Tai Nguyen | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 201 (embed)
-- Binx got ROBBED by niggas in Paris! And her Disneyland trip was a laggy failure...
-- Season 3 house is now officially for SALE (1.4M) https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/50-Green-St-Wrentham-MA-02093/57523297_zpid/
-- Spictank 2 was told to POSTPONE their new season because of the “latest fishtank project" https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1o0vqea/spictank_s2_forced_to_postpone_by_jet/
-- Ninaseethers are CUTTING themselves! She's going to Poland btw...
-- ADL2 is off the rails before it's even begun... https://x.com/thedesign59/status/1976210919257718946
-- Anti-Aryeh posts are going VIRAL on normie twitter! https://x.com/R_YayOFFICIAL/status/1976325524843618533

>Watch here:
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://gofile.io/d/jWk3Rt
https://www.fishtank.live/
https://x.com/fishtankislive
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos

Previous: >>23432360

shadi oinks

re action wideo

>>23433430
only the diss track ever mattered

I, cryokeen, an unmarried sensitive young man,

>licks your waifu's face in your path
how do you respond without sounding mad chat?

Wigger Winter is just around the corner for Shadi

why does the kid that shat himself playing mafia 3 look like jet

>>23433413
Cole is very g4 coded
>>23433429 (OP)
Fuck you pizzagay

we miss you claire!
<3

>>23433433
>>23433435
>>23433436
>>23433437
>>23433440
>>23433442
that's one of Jet's cousins like Jobe I think chat

>>23433447
no one misses this whore but ben

>>23433442
wtf creeperman moghouses lowk

>>23433444
rip the dog chat

>>23433445
>1 pizzaphobe
> ahh ahh ahh

>>23433442
that sounds like good content i used to love watching videos of little kids raging at games especially when they had questionable parents or older siblings who would purposely turn their console off or something just to aggreviate them and record it

>>23433453
bad reboot, it will never be the same :(

lot of good cryos itt so far

>>23433450
>google search for the word "city" bookmarked
inscrutable man of mystery

>>23433458
i'm afraid so

can't wait to see Angie in Cryo's map

>>23433442
>you tell someone you die, thats the new rule of the game, you talk you die

Wtf Pizzaguy was the Count too? I'm getting really warm...

Jin doing some fan service

>>23433448
why all the spray and pray (You)'s

>>23433466
is that an electric outlet coming out of the middle of the floor chat

>>23433471
i was also claire, blaus, and julius

>>23433477
ye

Remember that time creature nepshroom posted chat?
>>23433475
I didn't want anyone to feel left out chat

>>23433458
Duh because pizzaguy is terrible at bits.
He skates by by being the nontent "yeah" poster like a vance. He is a nothing

>>23433477
>>23433479
having those indoors is very third world i think

>>23433439
>>23433452
we need to take better care of our dogs chat
we shouldn’t be electrocuting them or letting them get eaten by coyotes i think chat

>>23433436
Good reaction!

>>23433472
it gets to a point

>>23433482
yeah

>>23433485
>or letting them get eaten by coyotes
QRD on this?

>>23433482
>pizzaguy
Pizxagay*
>>23433488
Ive been doing this at work a lot without realizing it (until today).
It actually works well

>>23433482
it’s fine, he will be going away for a very long time soon

>>23433483
yeah I've only ever seen those inside like office or factory/warehouse buildings usually chat

>>23433490
yeah is a very versatile word

>>23433481
you left out this guy i think >>23433438
i'll give him another (You) as compensation
>>23433438

>>23433489
Cole's dog was felted chat

>>23433436
>you look like a good clairebear

>>23433495
You're right my bad thanks for helping him out chat!

>enchilda status?
not yet

>>23433496
Rest in Power, doggie

>>23433436
>>23433497
>play fighting with wasted claire

>>23433497
depressed claire standing in front of a 40 foot tall purple and blue naked jet neptune boss baby hologram

>>23433501
yes chat the filename was rip so we now say RIP rip chat

>>23433501
Yes good boy cute jacket

claire

btw it's the anniversary of Josie killing her pet hamster, the first one from her Emily discord days

>>23433472
>>23433480
Jin said he doesn’t know what to talk to Angie about. Maybe they can talk about exposing their privates on stream.

>>23433505
He admitted to it being his gay dead dog the night he posted but then tried to lie and say "i only met once" about the dog.
How do you have a "rip" doggo pic to a dog you meey a single time? That would he disrespectful, its obviously his dog

Shadi isn’t cooking shit. No one is making an expose youtube video. We already know jet and benny like to fuck teens. What’s new? Just bring us season 5

new emiru just dropped chat

>>23433511
This guy kind of looks like Abi's ex bf I think maybe chat

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

>>23433519
thats a cat of disapproval i think

>>23433518
its just taking a little longer because shadi got a job as a dishwasher or something i think chat
have patience chat

>>23433524
you think so chat?

>>23433522
Angie save me from suicide

>>23433518
>jet and benny
wait... say that again

>>23433523
ellie is suicidal rn chat
you keep jinxing her wonderful days i think chat

>>23433429 (OP)
>normie twitter
radfems are not normies even if they both hate trannies

>>23433518
just end it, no more seasons

>>23433514
Cole is having a rough couple past months I think chat he can't even remember what fishtank is or if he's ever posted in /ftl/ before chat
>>23426955
>>23426957

yo
i got ascites but i took my compression socks off and now my stomach ascites are draining into my leg edema
is this good or bad? any medniggers here?

>>23433436
Bink and nigger Nina did it better desu

>>23433528
did you watch angie's latest unboxing video chat?

>>23433436
This is how everyone itt reacts when they browse this thread

>>23433519
she looks good chat!
>>23433532
I hope Ellie isn't seriously considering super monkey ball heaven chat

>>23433538
Of course

>>23433537
looks like forced content i think chat

>>23433540
do people browse the thread? i just scroll to the bottom and sometimes something catches my eye on the way

>>23433535
Take Cole’s name out of your mouth
You are not worthy

>>23433536
idk chat but it sounds pretty bad chat maybe ask Google or chatgpt chat

>>23433542
shes too nontent for that chat

>>23433549
my bad chat

>>23433551
This would have been Jet 100% if he would have transitioned during his young /r9k/ twink days

>>23433530
Benny and the Jet

>>23433518
we all knew this from the start, we just wanted 2 have some hope tht what she doing was in actual concern

>>23433542
ellie is too lazy to kill herself chat
someone would have to convince her that it’s just an ironic bit for her to do it i think chat

>>23433551
she's so beautiful

>>23433555
would jet's tranny name be pluto or uranus

>>23433553
unfortunate

>>23433561
is she balding chat?

>>23433518
who cares it made jet seethe a lot

>>23433518
>>23433558
It's not her fault I don't think chat like shadi and Norway said a bunch of the girls don't really want to say anything publicly because they're afraid of their current bfs finding out they cheated on them with wiggers or whatever probably chat TJ needs to hear this message btw I think chat

>>23433565
don't worry about that

>>23433535
not sure why cole is going on random bant threads just to klausseethe chat
getting kinda worried about him chat

>>23433518
we'll get a twitter space full of wigger orbiters calling everything hearsay and you'll be happy

>>23433518
I only want season 5 so we can wack a mole it with police calls and stuff

I actually never belived in it and was right from the start, but whatever

>>23433574
I didn't even know he browsed other threads here chat I thought everyone just stayed in their /ftl/ containment zones chat

>>23433577
i only want s5 so i can empty my wallet sending tts about jepstien chat
it'll be so funny i think chat

Burt's fault

i doubt we'll ever see jet on screen again he sees the entire audience as jins i think

>>23433571
are these the time travel blueprints she's holding chat? seems more complex than I initially thought chat

>>23433587
her fault 4 involving a guy who was just using it 2 ask her questions abt jets dick size and her actually answering them because she thought it wld get the story on matan or something stupid

>>23433591
That's fair

>>23433584
i thought so too chat
i guess cole's spiralling out of control again and deleting his instagram while drunk chat

burt is a manifestation of my will i think

you going chat?

>>23433576
yeah the enchilada is gonna bomb massively unless she can get MOIST CRITICAL PENGUINZ0 or someone like that to make a video on it I think chat
>>23433585
this is how we win chat

Are you a bad enough dude to support Cryokeen financially? $4.99 a month makes sure that no Cryokeen in America goes hungry tonight.

burt <3

>>23433599
Looks fishtank-esque, I forget which season had a similar sort of graffiti look to some of the promo

>>23433558
>>23433572
Omg I really don’t care about these stupid dumb retarded females. I don’t care that Jet and crew just used the show to fuck and used them under false pretenses. Now what I AM pissed about is them not doing the legal work and getting filming permits. Fuck all the 18 year olds you want idc. Shit I would be trying to do the same also. BUT TAKE CARE OF YOUR LEGAL SHIT FIRST.

>>23433599
what is that chat?

>>23433599
/ftl/ meet up maybe chat?

>>23433602
hell no, he won’t even goatse ferda boys

>>23433607
the show sucks

>>23433610
Why wont he show hole?

>>23433607
that's too much effort for Jet I think chat he doesn't like to do paperwork and Bill Ottman said it was fine probably chat

>>23433612
It’s great when it works and that’s what I miss

>>23433614
he’s just selfish

>>23433617
it's never great it's garbage produced by scum

>>23433594
he worries me sometimes chat

>>23433607
they probably avoid legal stuff because they’d be audited chat
and importing girls would have to be recorded somewhere i think chat

I don’t give two shits about Kato or Claire or Shadi or Abi or Ellie or creature or letty or Josie or Tay or taylor or whoever the fuck has a vagina. All those females can go suck a fat HIV dick. Always drama or trying to be trad.

>yeah Im not covering it because if rape and murder was 100, what jet is doing is at like a... wait I can't say that anymore
>anyways hasan piker is a dog abuser

>>23433580
its the thought tht counts

i dont know who kato is but this tweet made her canon

>>23433621
She's not bloated tho just very supple

>>23433625
it was a good show

Stuff like summer going crazy was hilarious THATS real entertainment. Can’t handle it get out the fucking kitchen. Fuck that dumb bitch. Females females females nothing but trouble. fuck smaack too. Should’ve kept her on the show, see how long until she stayed until she broke down and left. But she was another foster care momo like jet so he felt bad

>>23433633
what kind of rewards do you receive from Kato upon completion of these side quests do you think chat?

>>23433628
What do you give two shits about?

>>23433642
Summer had a pretty good run I think chat she lasted longer than Jin and Cryokeen at least chat also by that point I think everyone was already sick of C***'s bad attitude and then he quit like a week later or whatever chat

>>23433512
hard to find stuff to talk about when all he wants to do is be with her

>>23433637
I was struggling for a filename at the time, I’ll change it.

>>23433591
remember this, another thing she posted and tried to make it seem like proof of anything.

Leave jet to me

Mints is in the same category as a female too. Dumb ugly faggot. Dude isn’t in the wigger inner circle, same like maejok. Maejok is an awkward mess and mints is a faggot.

Some of you are alright don’t go to the lakehouse tomorrow…

>>23433647
An actual fishtank season that runs for 6 weeks

Some of you area alright, don't N**naseethe next stream

>>23433648
They should’ve utilized the hot/cold method on summer. Be extra nice and friendly, then slowly start traumatizing her again

>>23433658
Don’t think that’s in the cards and whatever they do make will go back to the same lazy challenges and bits once their big idea of the season falls apart

>>23433512
>>23433649
They should collab
The s4 fish were doing stuff together after the show ended and now they barely acknowledge each others existence

>>23429605
>>23432890
>>23433441

>>23433648
jin should've been kicked day 1 chat
his creepy pervert behaviour got old real quick i think chat

>>23433665
he’s lost his spark

>>23433665
julius has such a way with words chat

>>23433668
trying too hard, comes off as insincere

>>23433653
>Mints
Are you talking about the big DAWG chat?

>>23433651
>optics wise we don’t want onlyfans girls on the show
>yeah we let people stream themselves eating poop so what?

>>23433673
>onlyfans girls not allowed
>strippers (good women) allowed
is jet right about this one chat?

>>23433667
he was only there so they could embarrass him I think chat Jet and Sam wanted to turn a mirror around on the 4chan and /ftl/ gooners probably chat

>>23433668
that's not julius

Would you have a threesome with Ellie + Angelina in order to save Vance's life?

>>23433680
shush

>>23433670
>borrow my mom's car
is Julius broke now chat? has the Capitalist Collective failed chat?

>>23433681
Yeah

>>23433678
yeah i can see jet using jin as a metaphorical bitch slap to the 4chan viewers chat
jet knew he’d come crawling back like a cuck after getting kicked out chat

was vance not called back for s4 because jet didnt want ellie to catch feelings for him?

also i believe jet was threatened by the whatever guy brian bringing ellie on twice in a row. thats why he flew her out to him. jet locked that shit down.

>>23433678
>two men with daddy issues and enough sexually-improper skeletons in the closet to build a fucking ghost train want to turn a mirror around on the paying viewers who would want more adult content on the piss-shit-and-vomit depravity torture stream
right

>>23433678
obvious mirror of simmons

>>23433683
maybe so chat
i don’t think society is advanced enough yet to catch up to julius’s vision of a world without policing or capitalism chat

>>23433667
>>23433678
i liked jin on the show

he came off as an authentic weirdo much like aryeh

>>23433687
I could tell that was their plan right away chat everyone on the /tv/ threads was posting ASIAN KLAUS ASIAN KLAUS over and over again until he got kicked chat (that must have been before they knew Klaus was asexual chat)
>>23433689
Sam and Jet use fishtank to muddy the waters about their controversial stuff chat (greg is a pedo simmons is a pedo, ____ was raped) I don’t really care about any of it but it’s funny they do that chat

>>23433681
Jeez I don’t know…

>>23433436
Samuel Whitcomb Hyde's legacy

>>23433692
i meant to use jin.png not jin.jpg whoops

>>23433691
it's just a retard putting two words together i think

>>23433688
we're past that now

s5 soon

>>23433693
thats true chat i saw a lot of people spamming it chat
jet's ego couldnt handle it chat

>>23433690
watching simmons get kicked off that Johnny Knoxville/Eric Andre prank show was even funnier than anything that happened on fishtank season 1 I think chat

https://youtu.be/0vEK619qGok

>>23433691
that's an L for society I think chat

klaus remembering what a random 4chan poster said about him 4 months ago and obsessing over it

>>23433704
Maybe that's why they're so much confusion about Klaus and the /tv/ loli/cp poster chat someone from the AXIS of EVIL has been spreading anti klauser propaganda I think chat

>>23433701
sounds like clown cope nice clown job loser
capitalist collectives

>>23433708
Kino

>>23433677
She looks hot af here

>>23433713
not really

>>23433692
jin was just a good punching bag for the other fish and that was about it i think chat

>>23433708
The klausers never forget and they never forgive chat you can't be too lenient in the battle for GOOD vs EVIL chat there will be no mercy from either side I think maybe chat

>>23433677
I remember before s4 mintz said in chat that they had 1 "sober" contestant but they were going to "fix that".
They basically brought her on expecting to ruin her life and get her back on drugs as a joke

>>23433681
Ngl I was crushing on Vance in s3

>>23433429 (OP)
This is what I imagine Sicari looks like. He said once he's over 250lb.

>>23433708
/ftl/ is his whole world….