Thread 23433891

Catwoman edition


>/ftl/ NEWS:
-- it's nontent

>Watch here:
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.fishtank.live/
https://x.com/fishtankislive
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos

Previous: >>23433429

Sicari is fat as fuck and trying to get with Fenix now, sliding into her DMs.

burn cock with ciggie

LIVE POLICE CHASE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNRFswLyMMA

JD Vance is Ben from production

waiting for marriage with angie

>>23433907
The link did not work

This was his chat messags btw. He said i called him a pedophile but i dont remember doing that but if i did i was just baiting him

sicari leaks is the new enchilada i think chat

If you paid attention closely you'd've realized there was a sliver of truth in nearly everything bad ideas posted
Lol remember when Jewish comedian Sam Hyde did pushups with Martin Cabellp

>>23433891 (OP)
My favorite cat woman is anne Hathaway I think chat

>>23433901
Fenix is still Scottish property

>>23433908
over already. would've been a fun one with the mini bike and all. :(

>>23433914
>>23433901
let it go juan

rocking out with angie

>>23433913
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760063874611924.mp4

just who the hell is this nigger Sicari you all timmys feels the need to entertain

we love sicaritent chat

>>23433923
Ben. If my posts bother you i count that as a win.
I baited you into not liking it

>>23433916
I think I saw this guy's brother get felted by a milk crate once chat

>>23433925
why does he talk like that

>>23433919
Fenix and Sam definitely are dating. Which is a good thing!

"i need to know that i have done one thing right with my life!"

- cryo on why he's giving his entire clay collection to claire

based poop

>>23433927
Just some guy

>>23433937
so cringe I could die

>>23433932
Good thing jet jerks the camera right when something happened. Not like we would ever see that angle anyways

>>23433925
>what's up with that nigga trying to fuck with me in the ass

lol Jin pretending like he wasn't seriously considering the offer for a while chat

Use the Brave browser and the cops can't find you

>>23433931
Idk

>>23433901
is FENIX dtf you think chat?

shadi milk crate challenge

>>23433925
jin is one fruity guy chat

>>23433931
Zoomers think if they talk like a black guy they sound cool

>>23433918
Michelle Pfeiffer>>

scott aus berlin

>>23433901
has sicari done a face reveal chat?

>>23433945
>>23433940
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760064337793957.mp4

>>23433946
zoomers are crazy L work in general i think chat

un-humiliation ritual

>>23433947
that was a good one too I think chat the worst was probably Halle Berry from that 2004 movie or whatever chat

>>23433954
>>23433917
Who r u

>>23433952
I invented G4 posting.
I baited shinji into talking about it on kick

>>23433924
She was looking extra cute in that stream

>>23433901
Sicari was the first person in the Fenixcord, btw--this isn't clear from the image, hence why I said he's now slid into Fenix's dms. Fenix's sister rejected Sicari, and now he's moved onto Fenix herself. Pic related as one of many examples of Sicari trying to get with the sister, and eventually sliding into her dms too.

>>23433952
real

>>23433947
binx cosplay would go hard

>>23433956
wish i could trick his treat

They could dox the doxxer, but jannies are too retarded to track me down
Between the you and me it might be 3 strikes and I'm out chat

>>23433959
You should interview homeless dudes

>>23433956
I forgot my speakers were turned all the way up chat

Also, while finding the sister messages, I found this. Just shows how funny Sicari is as a person, someone literally trying to get on disability (and failing), and thinking he can and should provide analysis on a situation.

>>23433957
You could ask a nigga for nothing and he still ain't got it

>>23433962
>>23433967

>>23433956
this is crazy y'all

>>23433971
kek

>>23433962
fax chat

>>23433968
time machine

So is anyone going to step up and be Sneed's new husband and gym partner?
Im too busy controlling the narrative with bait or i would

>>23433964
who doxes the doxxers chat?

The unboxing vid was also cute

some of u gotta learn to play ur cards close to the chest

>>23433979
the new unboxing video was nontent chat

>>23433958
>shinji
was the Asian guy from s2 cooler than the sort of Asian guy from s4 you think chat?

>>23433978
Is it even doxing if it's all public knowledge anyways?

>>23433979
how cld she realistically cosplay atom/eve

>>23433980
i wear my heart on my sleeve

>>23433959
very true, what do you think about her possibly getting snake bite piercings?

>>23433975
Binx is the best cosplay girl out of all the other fish I think chat

>>23433982
Yeah hes way cooler. People here were contrarians because he was so popular early on they didnt like him on instinct.
He was just super chill, shame he got super sick on the last days during the final challenges, the wiggers probably poisoned him during the bug eating challenge

>>23433986
I think she looks better without them but I don't hate the look either

shinji was on a non canon season and is never posted about on bant so this is a jin w i think

>>23433985
i post sincerely i wear my heart on my sleeve and i love

I think I've added enough to the Sicari archives for now. Sicari, when you read this, remember you'll always be a low-iq fatty who lied about having fucked 35 women or some nonsense.

I liked shinji

>>23433984
I forgot how bad the comic book art style is compared to the show chat

>>23433999
coddled nontent

Let's start thinking about our future posts like we're software engineers who maintain a public anonymous forum /s
(Got hacked I think back in April btw)

>>23433977
Cryo and benleaks are bisexual and have no excuse to not shoot their shot

>>23433986
I really dig it

>>23433985
talking more about the nontent lore dumps and explaining the memes people do

>>23434003
Oh its fine for the nontent gook to cry about her teeth holder but shinji cant be upset when a 900 lbs frank retard smashes his glasses into dust?

>>23433991
Shinji was a pimp chat he had summer following him around like a lost puppy on the 2nd or 3rd day I think chat

>>23434008
>>23433958

>>23433984
Comics are fucking cringe. I can just imagine a fat gen x nerd writing this garbage dialogue

>>23434010
i don't know who that is

>>23434008
War is content, not nontent, anon. What do you mean?

>>23434014
:(

>>23434006
She should get some fangs that stick out of her mouth and pair those with her goblin ears

>>23434013
real g’s move in silence like lasagna

I wrote about subterfuge ex machina in 2022. Find that deleted post.

>>23434017
Hi its okay

>>23434014
The show is a lot better probably chat they cleaned up the art style a lot chat it doesn't look like ass on paper anymore I think chat

>>23434013
Baited again. *rish are so stupid they shouldnt even be allowed on the internet

>>23434021
Haiiiii thank u

>>23434024
she looks better thick i think

>>23434021
my headcanon is the poster that does this is momleaks

>>23433959
some of the discussion during that stream got real, like the talk about what to do in the future and work. She's living and enjoying life but lacking purpose or something and it became super relatable

>>23434013
Mister heck????

>>23434028
She cheated

>>23434025
What did Trish do to u

>>23434028
she'll get thick later next season maybe chat

>>23434032
Eve cheated on Mark chat?

>>23434035
Yes she's pink

>>23434024
Klaus shut the fuck up for a second you have such shit taste. Probably the heroin talking, nigga.

>>23434031
thats the former lettyknight fishtank superfan irishposter not heck i think

>>23433996
Shinji doesnt post here because he has an actual life I think maybe chat but it's true that no one ever talks about him anymore chat he's kind of a forgotten fish these days chat

>>23434030
Didn’t she basically just say she wants to be rich and famous
Nothing wrong with that, I’m sure a lot of women want that as well

>>23434038
oh okay I get it now I think chat
>>23434039
Klaus was banned chat (F chat)

>>23434043
>he has an actual life
he's getting raped every day of his life

>>23434030
>and it became super relatable
Maybe find a purpose instead of letting your life slip away while you passively watch a girl open boxes on a stream.
I dont think your purpose is to be a guy that watches a girl open boxes, you are better than that

>>23434033
He said Irish not Trish I think chat

>>23434048
Klaus playing coy lol don’t make me go to the janny irc and tell them you’re ban evading with a vpn, even using the same typing style and gimmick

Some sort of tragic homeric figure is going to creep into your room at night and slit your throat

>>23434045
she wants essentially financial security, and also said a lot of other things like farm life and hypothetical war that turns all cities into ruins so we can rebuild again

>>23434030
i dont think there's anything genuine about angie chat
she just sees you as a wallet chat

>>23434053
its one of his childhood friends who still has clearance i think

>>23434055
>slit your throat
Could they maybe just sever the brainstem? Deep cut the the back of the neck is less painful and more instant.

>>23434053
I'm not on a VPN chat Klaus was banned but he'll be back soon I think chat

>>23434031
pretty sure he's dead

>>23434031
Mr. Heck was pretty cool I think chat

>>23434052
I was just making a little joke :hug:

helping angie rebuild the world

>>23434064
oh okay my bad chat

>>23434057
Be a rich and famous farmer after an apocalypse and angie will be yours

>>23434051
thanks but my purpose soon is to go sleep and then play BF6 in the morning

Crazy how much influence & hold Mr. Heck had for a high schooler

>>23434061
>>23434063
>same type of file names
>same pathetic posting of e girls
>same use of “chat” in every post
Klaus, stop giving me fuel to show to the Jannies! Your unfunny schtick isn’t worth it!

>>23434029
He can call me mommy

>>23434073
we can both talk to them if you want I guess chat they'll be able to tell you I'm not klaus or on a VPN probably from IP chat

>>23434068
Sounds easy enough

>>23434073
announcing a report is against the rules i think

>>23434072
How do you know he was in highschool chat?

Ellie is sad :(
Relationship troubles perhaps?

>>23434077
I’m talking about the irc, keep up.

>>23434079
She read all my posts and learned her love for julius is all due to me baiting her

>>23434077
ban hammer time chat

>>23434077
not on /bant/

>Move halfway across the country to work on Sam's right wing grifty show

>Sam doesn't really want to do it anymore because he's under a microscope

>Wants to do his video game show instead

Luke and Ryan am cry

>>23434079
Posting sad ig stories thinking of Julius

>>23434080
I'm already there chat they know what you're up to trying to spread lies about me chat

Hey I'm nazi I'm not so nazi and we're the game nazis

>>23434076
rice farmer dude cha-ching

>>23434075
Ok let’s do it, you won’t because it’s pretty obvious that it’s you, can even bring up archive posts

>>23434091
it died when jontron left

>>23434073
>Your unfunny schtick isn’t worth it!
(1) it's funny, (2) it is worth it, and (3) you're a nobody, unlike the Good Knight Klaus.

>>23434094
I'm waiting for you there chat hurry up chat

>>23434095
Sam and Chris are making a new version

>>23434073
do it

>>23434080
You sound afraid...

I invented reporting klaus posts as a bit and you took the bait

damiel live whippet up
https://kick.com/wetbret

>>23434101
i think so too chat

>>23434100
Stop trying to get Cole in trouble you evil leaks chat you're going to anger the klausers and then they'll make a wellness check on him or contact his parents chat

>>23434079
she has no friends and Jet is busy working on indian AI battlechat

>>23434094
>makes a threat against fake-Klaus
>fake-Klaus says "saddle up, bitch"
>lowly pathetic 42gaz3Z0poster too cowardly bitch to saddle up
Many such cases

I DONT SEE YOU IN THE IRC KLAUS, COME ON IN!

>>23434079
ellie is a bug chat they dont have emotions chat
she just wants attention chat

>>23434108
Thats not klaus

>>23434105
daffey duck

KNIGHT FAKE-KLAUS SLAYS ANOTHER DEMONSPAWN OF THE SHIT EATING FACTION

TLP!! TLP!!!!!!

>>23434102
he only got banned sometimes for the Gundam stuff I think chat but they mostly only care about avatar thing on /tv/ I think maybe chat

>>23434108
I'm there, and you're not there. LMAO? Actually lying to try to get internet cred?

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

>>23434108
kek

>>23434108
duh because I'm not klaus chat
>>23434111

I tried to post this image earlier and it never posted wtf
>can i get laid now?

>>23434073
PLEASE do it. Rid us of Klaus.

>>23434119
>>23434108
You're too obvious with your ploys.

LIVE POLICE CHASE X2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6p24bJ8_tM

>>23434105
weird faggot

>>23434107
>>23434112
>>23434117
Klaus having a defensive melty in another ip? Join the IRC and make your case, or its curtains for you!

>>23434122
he already got banned chat

>>23434122
He can't do shit, and he knows it. Mods won't ban someone for using the word "chat." It's stupid this retard >>23434073
is even trying to threaten it.

>>23434129
>anon discovers signature use

>>23434127
relax cole chat
you dont know what youre getting yourself into chat

Letty lookalike in an energizer ad

Angie’s chel cosplay is out
Maybe gofile anon will return?

>>23434127
LMAO having a schizomeltdown ANON KLAUS IS BEHIND YOU :O

>>23434131
HAHAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>thinks saying "chat" is a signature

>>23434127
he's scared

Me watching the fake-klaus fight i invented

>>23434129
You’re not so brazen now are you? Making a threat? What a fucking bitch you are lol. Is something being taken from you if you just got a little ban? Even Klaus >>23434120 here is slowing his posts down. Get on the IRC, I’m not gonna ask you again lol

I wish i had a muffin and some hot chocolate.

SHIT EATING FACTION KEEPS TRYING AND FAILING SO HARD holy FUCK

>>23434141
sad but true

>>23434139
he's not here but I talked to him earlier and he was just vibing I think chat

>>23434142
Love putting some irish cream inmy hot chocolate. Will have one of those after work tomorrow and start my weekend off right

>>23434141
Yes, making a threat in violation of U.S. law. Enjoy your visit from the FBI. You're fucked now, kiddo. Fake-Klaus never misses.

>>23434134
Gofile guy we need you please save us

>>23434141
I'm not klaus chat but I was watching this show with him earlier it's pretty good I think chat

>>23434146
Making it SO obvious that you're samefagging with a phone.

>>23434148
Mmm that sounds yummy

>>23434152
>>23434151
>>23434134
3 dudes can't gather $30 together to support their only source of entertainment

>>23434143
Cope, join the IRC. I’m already giving them the big enchilada. It’s more than signature names, bro! Learn to crop your screenshots, learn to stop using the same file names!

>>23434341
make it 4

klaus is perfectly willing to pay for multiple vpns to spam his replies to himself
banning klaus is like a never ending whack a mole game

>>23434134
gofile guy is never coming back because angie is nontent chat

>>23434341
I could easily pay for it but I don’t want to

>>23434341
They could stand to give $4.99 a month to our boy Cryo, but they wont do that either!

>>23434343
>Klaus changing his filenames
HES SCARED! MOGGLED AND FELTED!

>>23434342
lol so NOW you think you know everything about files names Cole chat?

>>23434349
Cryo wont even show hole

>>23434353
Good

>>23434342
COME AT THE KING BEST NOT MISS
COME AT THE KING BEST NOT MISS
COME AT THE KING BEST NOT MISS
COME AT THE KING BEST NOT MISS
COME AT THE KING BEST NOT MISS
chat.

>>23434342
>the big enchilada

I dont think cryo is even capable of bending down to show hole. Even if he wanted to it would be impossible.
How does he wipe?

>>23434350
You just learned about different phone filenames like the other day Cole chat Klaus had to teach you lol chat stop being such a sourpuss and just learn to vibe with us chat

I am Klaus.

the hardest thing 4 an angie simp 2 do is actually support her

>>23434149
fishtank graduate

>>23434342
get some fresh air and lay off whatever it is you’re drinking cole chat

put your tongue up my stinky asshole, betty

I am Klaus.

>>23434341
If I bought it I wouldn't share it cuz I'm a good friend like that

>>23434360
>>23434364
>>23434367
fellow klauser reporting in chat!

I am klaus

>>23434368
>I'm a good friend like that

>>23434368
why do you ask others to do it then, leeching pirate

The shit eaters really just want a thread with angie simps and tj simps jacking off to their respective waifu

>>23434371
She knew what she was doing

>>23434371
he was just checking to make sure she didn’t have skid marks that the audience would see

>>23434371
every girl needs a good friend like Jin to look up their skirt whenever they bend over I think chat

the shit eaters dont stand a chance chat

>>23434371
this was from when he liked direnc and found angie annoying

>>23434360
>>23434364
>>23434367
>>23434369
>>23434370
>benleaksfw seeing these posts

>>23434359
>>23434364
>Y-OURE COLE
Klausbuddies… he’s reporting us… THIS IS THE ONLY THING WE HAVE!

Hold up, giving them seconds on the enchilada. Don’t get defensive like a bitch, Klaus. Don’t fall down your brothers path and learn to take a few days off! I know this is all you have, think about the heroin you could take in the future!

Also what happened to your e-girl avatar posting? Oh right YOURE SCARED!

>>23434368
Faggotttttttt

>>23434378
Fax chat the klauser army is too strong now I think chat

>>23434381
>posts like a redditor now
yikes

>>23434363
the nitrous revealing their true instincts

>>23434386
This is deep
>>23434381
You think its one way, but its the other

>>23434380
lol chat
>>23434381
Klaus was already banned chat he's taking a few days off until he can appeal it I think chat

>>23434386
>>23434387
Hmm I don’t see you in the IRC, bitch. Scared?

>>23434391
You're not even in there. The bit has gotten stale.

>>23434391
I think Klaus is there chat but under a different name maybe chat

For the folks at home that are confused about what an IRC this fella is talking about here you are.
>The term "IRC" most commonly refers to the International Rescue Committee, a global humanitarian organization that responds to crises and helps people rebuild their lives. It is also used for the Internet Relay Chat protocol, a long-standing system for real-time text-based communication. Additionally, "IRC" can refer to the International Residential Code
I hope that helps

>>23434371
That was years ago bro

>>23434366
she would like it

remember that time someone posted klaus's apartment complex and he had a week long melty?

>>23434393
You’re straight up lying and I have no idea why. I AM IN THERE RIGHT NOW AND YOU ARENT
>the bit has gotten stale
Yeesh, now you’re accusing me of being Klaus

>>23434371
i wouldve done the same desu :P

>>23434396
Klaus told me he was actually a moderator of the old GameShark/IGN irc servers back in the day before Madcatz bought out INTERACT chat he was only like 14 at the time but they didn't know that lol chat

I could go for a good old fashioned PSA right about now.

>>23434406
Or I guess OPERATOR was the term they used back then maybe chat

>>23434404
You're klaus

>>23434404
>yawn
You would have at least attempted to post a fake IRC image, Benleaks.

>>23434409
you mean the one about Jin chat?

>>23434406
rare klaus lore chat

>>23434409
To anyone confused about what a psa is here
>Prostate-Specific Antigen
In medicine, PSA refers to Prostate-Specific Antigen, a protein produced by the prostate gland. A PSA test measures the level of this protein in the blood and is used as a screening tool for prostate health, including the detection of prostate cancer or benign conditions like prostatitis and benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH).
I hope that helps

>>23434417
That helps chat
>>23434419
>taking photos of children
what the hell chat is this why Jin isn't allowed back in Canada anymore chat?

>>23434401
no, he was quite calm/silent and staying low, julius replaced him for a moment, julius was so similar people were thinking he is klaus under vpn

>>23434356
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760069448059992.mp4

>>23434405
Something one of the wives on the Sopranos would wear
Imagine being a fat Italian boomer and plowing your hapa filipina wife in her tight little leopard print outfit

>>23434424
YES bro!! omg

>>23434401
>benleaks using like 4 sockpuppets in this thread
Shit eating faction really tried going all out in their attempt to Charlie Kirk Fake Klaus

Can anybody help me get my hands on some thalidomide? It's for a prank.

>>23434421
She didnt look 8

>>23434397
lol

>>23434424
Gabagoon

>>23434401
I think that was his friends apartment but he was mad at leaks and Norway for being dox-transgendered and making the fake sex offender AI edit of him so he spammed vaginoplasties for a night maybe chat

Damiel hates fishtank niggas and we're the reason we're not getting Season 5!

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760069663856238.mp4

>>23434421
i think so chat
his parents felted him and sent him to japan where he cant even understand the language chat

>>23434429
I think angie's mom has some

wa gwan?

>>23434435
>HE HATES YOU GUYS
>oh yeah I do
lol chat
>>23434436
That's tuff chat maybe they shipped Jin off to Japan because that country is usually cooler with the pedo type stuff probably chat

Labubu

>>23434440
>>23434445
>drinking hour
>Cole starts posting
You need to get sober, Cole

>>23434440
>>23434445
Did Klaus start taking ozempic chat? Why is his face so long and skinny now chat?

>>23434453
>20pbtid

loving angie

>>23434457
You're not making any sense, Cole.. you're too drunk..

>>23434455
rancid and bloated
you look like how rotten milk smells

>>23434435
w stream

>>23434453
>>23434457
>it's coal sourpuss drinking hour again chat
at least give us your shed up chat

>>23434458
This

>>23434463
Shed update I mean chat

>>23434435
based damiel

>>23434476
>>23434476
>>23434476
new

>>23434
A favorite.
More.

>>23433947
She was s great in that role.
Especially in the beginning with
Walken. Ann was good, she
really resembles Newmar in
that mask and she also looked
good in action.

I cannot even tell that is Halle
Beery. Haven't seen it, but her
likeness is missing from that
costume.