Thread 23437163

inshallah edition

>/ftl/ NEWS:
-- FKAW FKAW Fake-Klaus Always Wins!
-- Dominance = lead; submission = follow; how hard is this for thirdies to understand?
-- Betty is MASTURBATING again!https://x.com/BallerinaBitty/status/1976488685173604857
-- Nina is in a shitty hotel in Poland... Binky is miserable in France...
-- Anti-Aryeh posts are going VIRAL on normie twitter!https://x.com/R_YayOFFICIAL/status/1976325524843618533
-- Season 3 house is now officially for SALE (1.4M)https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/50-Green-St-Wrentham-MA-02093/57523297_zpid/
-- Twitter trannies have confirmed that Sam's obvious scam was... a SCAM!https://x.com/SlackerBluePod/status/1976451616485294316
-- ADL2 is off the rails before it's even begun...https://x.com/thedesign59/status/1976210919257718946
-- Mizzy wants YOU to stop being so mean to the FISH!https://x.com/lifeismizzy/status/1976371281558986806

>Watch here:
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://gofile.io/d/jWk3Rt
https://www.fishtank.live/
https://x.com/fishtankislive
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos

Previous:>>23435783

The Poop Monster, rest in power.

princess of /ftl/

>>23437108
>>23437108
Probably just ESL for this one. She's just overanalyzing the word and being dumb about it.

>>23437174
Just ask her if she wants to pick the date spots or wants you to. Then tell her thats what dom / sub is

TLP! TLP!!!!!!!

>>23437171
Shes 18 why is she using filters to subtract 4 years off her looks?

I miss Cole :(

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759939681877295.mp4

Angie, you shouldn’t scroll on this awful site..

>>23437174
prob slav "trad progressive feminist"

So did Tayleigh quit streaming?

>>23437142
just 4u , americans really have no idea of how coddled they are
>>23437149
#1 or 2 most expensive when it comes to house prices

>>23437192
I think she took a break for 2 months

>>23437188
WAIT that GODDESS scrolls here?? SHOULD I POST MY MASSIVE COCK FOR HER????

>>23437196
Wait you are actually israeli? I always thought you were just a loser on a vpn

>>23437197
fucked off for another kentucky fried meth bender as soon as she milked the simps enough to afford it

i can't believe claire went on a date with a nick fuentes superfan
did she even know if he was white

>>23437196
i'm pretty sure the burgers at israeli mcdonalds are bigger and higher quality though

>>23437209
who cares about skin color as long as he likes the same movies

>>23437171
Wigger cumdump

>>23437171
>>23437183
her schizo genes are starting to kick in i think chαt
you can tell by the way she completely changes her style every other week chαt

>>23437188
>>23437199
She said she was looking at discord but she has admitted to lurking these threads

>>23437212
i highly doubt it, if anything they would be even shittier

>>23437212
this makes no sense, stick to sandwiches

>>23437192
She posted a month ago she would be gone for a month but the tayrtriots are losing hope

>>23437209
Med chicks belong to new world browns its just the way of the world

>>23437216
How is she chopped she's the cutest thing I've ever seen

GIVE ME AN INVITE TO THE ANGELINA DISCORD I WANT TO PROPOSE TO HER

>>23437216
i dont think anyone said that chαt
we just told her to take out the piercings because they keep getting infected chαt

removing the braces was a major gimp thoughbeit

>>23437216
lmao; im gonna continue TLP posting til season 5 begins...
inb4 >season 5
>>23437233
shes got a link on her youtube profile

I'm gonna end up with someone that looks like this

>>23437182
adorable tlp

>>23437233
shouldn't you be proposing to little boys like your ancestors?

>>23437226
True
>>23437235
That message is old

>>23437222
Taytriots are satanists

mucking about with angie angel

Taytriots are bad people unlike Angiechads

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

>>23437260
You just hope? Like you don’t hope for annyt else? That’s it?

>>23437241
Broad shoulders, thin waist

>>23437260
lets make it a reality

I just hope that ellie gets anal warts and hemorrhoids day

>>23437171
She looks extra depressed lol
She misses being creampied by jets 9 inch cock
Wigger withdraw is real

Will we see him again?

Remember when benleaks shilled bladdee just because tj likes that shitty music?

Could be Jin’s POV if he said wasn’t such a pussy

benleaks like every white twink SoundCloud rapper

haters mad

>>23437278
even bladee fans dont like his music lol chαt

>>23437279
what would she be doing that low?

>>23437278
that's wrong though

Toilet Taylor the Failure

>>23437282
looks ai generated chαt

i fw bladee tho

>>23437196
Salaries are probably proportionally higher so it’s better just means your money goes further abroad, like Switzerland

>>23437220
>>23437221
McDonald’s outside the US are better quality

isn't bladee that guy who's worse than yung lean

>>23437278
Bladee is good and tj doesn’t even like Bladee

Scott is resorting to calling into the Sam Hyde Show in order to talk to Sam

https://x.com/sullivan_mma/status/1976756348080537694

Scott is the most pathetic most retarded ugly unfunny worthless loser in history, inb4 someone calls me a "dickhead" and posts that UGLY pic of Scott with his neckbeard, you lose forever

we need to be buying ted’s pottery

Imagine being Paul Blart and being asked to work the weekend rn

>>23437281
read this in tai voice

>>23437306
Scott dont be so hard on yourself you're not that ugly just kind of unfortunate looking

>>23437306
it's a bit

new emiru kino just dropped chαt

>>23437316
shes got the homophobia eyes

ellie is a pretty princess chat

Angie’s mom sounds like Lucy from Twin Peaks

Why does Angie’s mom have the voice and personality of a weird 13 year old girl?

>>23437315
Cope

>>23437290
fuck

>>23437317
you think so chαt?

>>23437306
It's called being avant garde dickhead

are we watching new game grumps?
https://youtube.com/jOCr8RSzhSs

>>23437321
She was molested by her father

>>23437325
*heterochromia mb
>404gn

>>23437312
That can’t be right

>>23437265
>Like you don’t hope for annyt else? That’s it?

For things related to the wider fishtank universe? Yes, this is about it

kino

>>23437306
>Dear Sam, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
>I left my cell, my pager and my mma record at the bottom...

Chat chat chat you should kill yourself this place is 24/7 nontent now

>>23437339
Bro wtf are you watching I'm genuinely worried

>>23437341
nice plates homeboy

>>23437311
Thats our scotty

>>23437341
Dudes name "jose"

>>23437345
its actually damn funny

>>23437278
bladee > lubecooch

>>23437339
Dood why are you watching podcasts for aging millennial women?

You guys can’t keep denying it.. Angie IS a good woman..

>>23437163 (OP)
FKAW chαt FKAW

>>23437359
Sexy TLP ≠ good woman

>>23437359
that’s a good tongue

youre projecting onto her lets compare who the bigger fucking failure is

>>23437357
im 37

>>23437362
Whats the f stand for?

>>23437343
suicide is nontent too I think chαt (rip Andrew Deject chαt)

>>23437321
Boxxy and its consequences have been a disaster for the foid race

>>23437353
ur not alone mexanon we all have our guilty pleasure gay guy podcasts

>the minotaur's balls are the size of oranges

lmao

>>23437316
she looks good chαt

>>23437359
paypig lives dont matter chαt
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757649647319225.mp4

>>23437373
is it true Anna cucked her baby daddy with a 20 year old twink

>>23437421
she's cooking chαt

>>23437424
is this real

>>23437290
>>23437324
Taylor is so hot and so successful in her casino e girl career chαt her Abi and Summer were the best parts of s2 I think
chαt

>>23437432
yea the angie simps are just a bunch of paypigs chαt
they need their own thread i think chαt

When you talk shit on G4 this what happens

>>23437439
they their own thread this general dies a quick death b

>>23437305
why did tj go to a blah dee show then chαt he must like it a little bit maybe chαt

Piggy Rankin' chαt
>>23437284
it's kind of reminds me of that BITTY IM FITTED rap that Jet did with Taxcin I think
chαt

>>23437425
idk if they were ever really together like that they both seem to cheat on each other from what I've seen he was just a glorified sperm donor

>>23437282
Ellie would be more attractive if she wasnt a nontent clout shark I think chαt

>>23437329
uhh scotty rockers much?

>>23437445
Because he wants to look cool, he showed his Spotify and he barely listens to music let alone Bladee

>>23437273
is that why Ellie wants to go to super monkey ball heaven chαt? did she catch something from the Nepshroom maybe chαt?

>>23437459
Music is nontent anyways.
Audiobooks are where its at.

>>23437448
he did seem to care for her tho but damn imagine getting cucked by your son nigga id felt myself on gp

>>23437459
When did he show his Spotify

>>23437216
Angie is kind of scuffed and chopped but so are most of us probably chαt

>>23437465
he didn’t, this retard is just hating.

>>23437467
Isn't TJ a big fan of Frank Zappa and Beach Boys

is cole amish?

>>23437202
yeah but he says he's not Jewish or something like that maybe chαt and if you post IDF qts he gets really mad I think chαt

>>23437470
yeah

Starting next thread this will be a Pause, Snack, Continue general.

https://www.youtube.com/@PauseSnackContinue

>>23437447
jet’s music is insulting because he made it with the intention of laughing at anyone who’s dumb enough to enjoy it chαt
same with bladee and all the other intentionally bad music "artists" chαt

>>23437465
>>23437467
He showed his Spotify wrapped

>>23437477
None of them are “intentionally bad” you dumb nigger

Fishgirls I deadass have a chance with

Claire
Kato
Letty
Ella

Girls that have permabanned latinos

Taylor
Tay
Summer
Trish
Josie
Abi
Creature

>>23437482
you're literally jet goodson

>>23437478
Post?

>>23437482
that's literally the genre chαt
they just call it "experimental" instead of bad music chαt

>>23437484
Letty says she only dates white guys.

>>23437487
You listen to experimental music

>>23437482
Yeah they just put no effort into it and mumble over shitty beats because they think thats art

>>23437478
this proves nothing you gay ass faggot.

>>23437459
that's weird chαt I never understood how people can like barely ever listen to music or they just play the top 10 or 20 current most popular mainstream songs chαt
>>23437472
yes chαt or Cole at least used to cosplay as one until Klaus told him to get a haircut I think chαt

>>23437457
she's the complete opposite of a clout shark ur crazy

>>23437488
Letty is a character

>>23437491
He only has 21k minutes and Bladee is nowhere to be seen

"Experimenting" is what gay guys do when they first do gay shit. I think thats why they call bladee music experimental

>>23437490
It is, art isn’t about technicality or effort you chinkoid

>>23437496
and you’re still a faggot.

>>23437492
the amish arc was short lived chαt

>>23437501
I’m not a simp for a male though

>>23437493
I only say that because Ellie was into Her for the clout and she said she wants to be a grifter chαt

Also she stream sniped ac7ion man so he could rizz her up on monkey or Omegle or whatever it was I think chαt

nutted inside my own ***hole rn o.o

>>23437498
>>23437499
Its okay to be gay and listen to gay stuff but im not into it
Capita update: it agrees with me

>>23437498
looks like you fell for the meme that money launderers invented to sell shitty "art" chαt

>>23437508
into Jet I mean not her chαt

>>23437506
you’re a simp so you should be killed.

>>23437511
Nope I’m just not a normgroid and have taste

>>23437491
zappa's dogshit tho wtf tj

>>23437514
Stop projecting tjtroon

all music is important, anon. it's the universal language. one of our best hopes for the eventual realization of the brotherhood of man.

>>23437511
Banana chαt

>>23437516
>liking jet's music
>"taste"

>>23437506
cause you're a faggot

>>23437522
I don’t like jets music, work on your reading comprehension

>>23437518
you’ve been doing that the whole time and for no good reason. stop replying to me.

>>23437517
relax

>>23437493
ellie sold her soul for imaginary clout invented by an r9k loser chαt
now she has no friends and julius hates her chαt

>>23437529
You don’t know what projection means, getting all defensive about an ugly man that doesn’t know you exist is by definition simping

>>23437519
>all music is important
have you ever listened to a KESHA song
chαt? It's pretty bad I think chαt

>>23437526
Bladee and jets music are indecipherable from one another. You love jets music and think its art which means you are really not bright

go back to lettycord, troon

>>23437525
I’m a faggot for not obsessively defending a man who I don’t know online? Are you slow?

>>23437539
you have 100000 posts in lettycord, hairnis

>>23437532
suck

>>23437536
Bladee and jets music are not even close to each other, imagine thinking your qualified to talk about anything

>>23437539
You are obsessively defending a man you dont know right now though.
>dude jet and bladee make ART
Get real

mexicord

would such a place even be viable

>>23437534
i’m attacking your baseless and nihilistic character attack on an innocent young man having fun. i don’t like nasty nigger people like you in general.

>>23437543
I said Bladee and I’m defending art not some random loser from a nazi show (who pretends to like Bladee btw)

>>23437496
The average person on Spotify listens to 3k minutes, how does that prove he doesn't like music especially when he could very well also use YouTube which lots of people do for music that isn't on Spotify

beanercord

>>23437519
Nigga saying "all music" as if we the fishtank fans haven't listened to stuff like sylvia or tacxin's music. That shit is a detriment to the culture we want to advance.

>>23437547
How is it a character attack? Everything I’ve said is factual

>>23437549
Whatever you so bro. Their music is 1:1, not my problem you are tone deaf

>>23437535
you’re looking at this the wrong way klaus. probably something to do with why you continue to be hated here. for someone so cool you kind of out yourself as a faggot constantly.

>>23437533
Fax chαt Ellie owes Julius and the rest of her simps and BAGEL an apology for lying about not dating Jet or losing her V card I think chαt

>>23437491
Based i love beach boys

>>23437540
hairnis?

>>23437556
No one hates Klaus besides like 2 or 3 zesty punjabis I think chαt

>>23437557
interdasting

>>23437550
Because 21k minutes is super low, ive never seen anyone have it that low

>>23437553
>>23437554

>>23437555
nigga wat?? thats like comparing miles davis to a druggie street performer

>>23437563
point still stands sorry.

Like a G4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4s6H4ku6ZY

>>23437558
yeah its really not okay to lie about that stuff chαt
imagine all those years bagel spent sending her memes on discord and it was all for nothing chαt

>>23437569
So this bladee character is as good as miles davis to you? Hes a lazy drug addict that mumbles

>>23437566
That isn't super low, not everyone listens to Spotify ten hours a day, especially if they have jobs (like TJ)

sharpfart is angie’s editor

>>23437566
how bored are you right now, playa?

>>23437575
It is super low and tj didn't have a job that year, you can also listen to music while dishwashing

This guy is like a Jewish IDF pimp I think
chαt
>>23437570
It's okay I forgive you for being wrong I think chαt

>>23437579
This is a strange hill to die on man lol

>>23437579
if bladee is on his next spotify wrapped with 80k minutes clocked will you go postal?

>>23437577
I thought it was that ultimatro guy

>>23437585
No but I’ll believe him if that happens

new sam and Chris video is actually good :|

Chat do we think TJ is a MCR or Evanescence guy

>>23437577
sharpfart is really bad at editing chαt
have you seen angie's latest video chαt? there's no music or sound effects chαt

Pause,Snack, Continue chads

>>23437584
Bladee simps are mentally ill

>>23437459
just because bladee isn't at the top of his wrapped does not mean he doesn't listen 2 him

>>23437590
Cole is so cute he has puppy eyes

>>23437600
why are zoomers balding chαt?

>>23437590
what's it about chαt

/ftl-mu/

>>23437606
Just a game grumps / oneyplays ripoff but it's not tht bad
https://youtu.be/jOCr8RSzhSs

>>23437602
hes not even top 5 and he only had 21k minutes, hes never mentioned bladee before, nigga just trying to get pussy lmao

>>23437604
idk but I'm glad I still have all my hair chαt

>>23437590
did anyone here ever watch “continue?” kinda similar vibes.

>>23437608
oh okay chαt I might check it out depending on what games they play chαt

>>23437609
>hes never mentioned bladee before
yes he has , numerous times

We need to be listening to Bloodhound Gang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89tgpzE4qkY

>>23437615
#RapethesetypeofMDEfans

>Taxcin Espanol wasn't in Teej's top 5 for Spotify Wrapped, no La Bomba Dominican

Fake fan

TJ has always been a drainer

Did you know you are only suppose to go to concerts of your top 5 most listened to bands? Its a rule

>>23437617
the tolerant left everybody

skip over Sam's random semi-rant abt playing games where guy characters have boyfriends and it's probably his best video in years

>>23437517
filtered

>>23437608
Do you think he is actually playing the game?
I just started it but wouldnt be surprised if he has someone play for him

>>23437635
it's Chris playing it

>>23437616
That's a good 90s/00s Chadennials band I think chαt

https://youtu.be/JZpxaiNV_sM

https://youtu.be/89tgpzE4qkY

>>23437632
no one has any idea what video youre even talking about

>>23437610
feels good to hairmog the zoomers chαt

>>23437638
This isn't over produced technical for no reason garbage, this must be intentionally bad

She's back on the front page of kick

so don’t tell scotty, scotty doesn’t know

>>23437639
and....?

>>23437644
any nice butt pics in that outfit?

>>23437640
Fax chαt
>>23437643
I remember in one of my classes in high school this girl was obsessed with this song for some reason chαt

https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k

>>23437652
its kind of schizophrenic

>>23437658
it's a bit

>>23437657
why do millennials listen to this terrible "ironically" bad music? its just a guy talking over random bleeps and bloops

>>23437658
Leaks is usually pretty zesty/schizo I think chαt

>>23437662
it’s their lonely island comedy music

>>23437616
we need to also be listening to patd chαt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6vs-l5dkc

claus should kill himself but if he did who would be thread baker?

>>23437668
this is just a guy talking over garbage kitschy theater kid shit

I'm cumming inside my own ***hole rn again O.O

Sam wants you to call in and talk about SPORPSBALL!

https://x.com/wigger/status/1976748212716503256

It was okay I had fun movie dragged a little i saw it in 3d sitting far back sucked closer was better

>>23437657
>>23437638
i see this irreverent attitude in zoomers a lot

makes me cringe so damn much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrBDHsiF2Vo

I love hating sam so much that I immediately know about his newest boring gaming video that has 500 views and wasnt promoted anywhere. I totally hate him and am not obsessively watching and talking about him 24/7

Name a bigger KWAB than Luke

>>23437675
now that's impressive

>>23437662
Idk it was kind of a funny meme type band mostly I think chαt you listened to it because the lyrics are silly and entertaining sometimes chαt

https://youtu.be/If9fC9aJd-U

>>23437683
>

>>23437658
>>23437662
>>23437683
Well whatever is going on with you, you sure like to whine about petty dumb shit

Erm so whats the deal man, my Uhn Tiss my Uhn Tiss

>>23437662
Because the band and its fans didnt pretend it was art

"When I was 15, I wanted to have sex with MILFs" -- Aryeh

https://x.com/R_YayOFFICIAL/status/1976772525058371807

>>23437668
that's what's up chαt

https://youtu.be/gOgpdp3lP8M

>>23437685
sodaman

>>23437697
im parodying you guys, dummy

>>23437685
Everyone that wanted a wigger job and lost?

>>23437673
Luke drew these

>>23437683
you need to get your lore in check. benny is crushing on sam (just like alejandro)

>>23437699
panic at the disco fans did, and it was just a guy talking over plucked violin

>>23437662
Forgot to quote this one to re-enforce how whiny u r.

U need to take things a little less seriously, you'd be a happier guy there's no need to be so upset all the time and you know what they say, don't you?

>Mirth is King!

>>23437704
seething zoomer

>>23437672
Claus can't bake threads rn I don't think chαt he's still banned chαt

>>23437711
im parodying you, charls literally complains about everything 24/7, the irony lmao

>>23437706
not even

>>23437519
Unironically truuuu
Subtle language idioms make people perceive each other from their tribe so if there is globally liked music we see each other as bros.

>>23437711
Mirth Always Wins chαt MAW chαt MAW

>>23437709
it's called staccato u neophyte and no one thought it was art, it was only 15 y/o hormonal scene whores listening to that CRAP, if it was considered "art" they would've gotten good reviews on pitchfork and shit

Btw sweaty, it's called RAP.

Jeez Louise!

>>23437716
that's just his artist name I think chαt

>>23437716
Sam doesnt even let luke do the art work... no wonder he is homeless

>>23437626
Brutal

>>23437725
something can be staccato and not plucked, it is in fact a plucked violin sound, staccato is implied

>>23437733
LOL

>>23437703
Can someone post that pic of him and Betty for me chαt I can't find it chat

>>23437731
he tells him 2 open the door 4 Ryan than go lift in the video, he's basically Sam's ideal man he likes 2 hang around

>>23437740
cutie bettie <3

>>23437741
lukarini is a different guy

>>23437741
Do you think Luke knows that Sam wants to smash yet chαt?

>>23437740
heart felted

Rap music isn't real music tho chat do u think that people will be sitting around rapping Kendrick Lamar songs 200 years from now like fucking Bach or something.

I mean, jeez Louise! You're over here thinking that rap is actually music and not just a collaborative form of artistic expression that doesn't involve any kind of adaptable skill because it's all about a single person's flow and tone. You can't perform beats on an instrument. They're different chat

I mean jeez Louise! Imagine thinking that rap is actual music, like some kind of nincompoop!

cardi b is my guilty pleasure i think chαt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCiBgLOcuKU

>>23437746
I thought "Mirth was king!", so much for not complaining lmao. You can make up arbitrary rules to make nothing count as music

>>23437747
lol chαt my ex always had to play this song whenever we drove in the car somewhere chαt

https://youtu.be/KHiclrHm-ig?si=kvhHnrsLfsh_QoLw
we love the zappster here

Jeez Louise!

>>23437746
They'll probably only play the good stuff maybe chαt

>>23437758
Have you ever had sex without paying for it?

i like it when retarded black girls have fake boobs

>>23437764
chαt
who mogs who here do you think chαt?
I'm not sure chαt

>>23437763
be careful when you talk about that stuff chαt
some people can get really sensitive about it chαt

>>23437769
nicki is better but i haven't really seen cardi lately, she's ugly though and annoying in a non cute way, but if she has a better rack then i'm open to it

>>23437764
fake boobs are nontent i think

Black people really go crazy for chicks with plastic surgery who all look the same

>>23437779
nah u are just a gay prude loser

>>23437769
cardi b is latina so i'd have to choose her i think chαt

>>23437764
Diabolical post. Black queens need to be feeling confident and sexy with their naturals. Wn2b helping them with that
Did she ever get bail btw?

NEW

>>23437790
>>23437790
>>23437790

new

>>23437790
>>23437790
>>23437790

>>23437786
just looks comical i think

>>23437788
oh okay that makes sense I think chαt

>>23437185
We all miss him champ.

Damn Cole, I wish u were still with us. I sure would like to hang out again my brother love u miss u Heil Hitler

>>23437701
Me too