Thread 23437790

White pride edition

>/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Sam and Chris Lynch's video game CRAP has begun! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOCr8RSzhSs
-- Fishtank is hiring 3D modellers, animators and editors! https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1o377h3/fishtank_is_hiring/
-- John is officially a crypto grifter! https://x.com/JontentG/status/1976758183852228862
-- Season 3 house is now officially for SALE (1.4M) https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/50-Green-St-Wrentham-MA-02093/57523297_zpid/
-- Twitter trannies have confirmed that Sam's obvious scam was... a SCAM! https://x.com/SlackerBluePod/status/1976451616485294316

>Watch here:
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://gofile.io/d/jWk3Rt
https://www.fishtank.live/
https://x.com/fishtankislive
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos

Previous: >>23437163

>>23437790 (OP)
Shut up nigger

TLP!!!

>>23437793
>>23429483

>>23437791

black queens need to be bimbos like everyone else. they must please BWC

ang

>>23437790 (OP)
aryan

Zamn Filipinas look like THAT?

*enters thread*

Yo, Klaus. I heard some kids say "chat," and another group of adults said "felted."
Keep your head up, you don't realize just how many klausers there are out there. We're in the millions.
From one klauser to Klaus himself, keep on party rocking.

massive obviously fake tits are for 14 year old virgins i think

>>23437812
huh

shadi is reaching out

>>23437812
yeah man that's who those women are trying to appeal to, they're not trying to be a trophy wife for a successful chaddennial WINNER

wtf is angie's retarded brother watching

Josie is BULLYING random twitch streamers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v78bWIoiwFI

> went to a bladee concert
he's so cool

>>23437819
nope

>>23437822
trophy wives have tastefully sized fake tits usually i think

Haeley Merrill-Schroeppel

Pause, Rape, Continue.

>>23437836
you are a gay man... SAD!

>>23437837
#cryokeen

>>23437797
we got push-up bras for the bimbo look no fake tits ever. Well I guess if a woman gets some crazy saggy tits after a bunch of pregnancies it’s ok

>>23437812
basedfacing over big tits in general is childish chat

>>23437801
Shadia will have 75% white bsbies that will be really cute well the girls at least

>>23437843
push up = fake = FLAT = DISGUSTING

>>23437789
Based MIA chαt
>>23437835
>>23437791
I think so chαt
>>23437796
yeah a little bit chαt

>>23437844
dasha is evil because she's mad about her lack of a proper RACK

>>23437836
They gotta earn those fake titties with 4+ pregnancies

>>23437841
you seem rattled i think
>>23437844
big fax

>>23437837
Aryan beast.

Shadi will be my white kween
Manifesting this with all my energy

I need to figure out dinner chαt it's almost time soon I think chαt

>>23437844
I like all kind except for the fake ones I think chαt

>>23437851
what are you a baby you need big tits for milky??? grow up chud having big tits is for the boys

>>23437858
Do you think she has earned the Divine Michael Jackson Miracle Treatment? Has Shadi really contributed so much to the world that she will be turned into a white person for her good deeds?

I couldn't tell you because I'm not god.

its about shape not size me thinks

>>23437866
>POV you're a teenage girl who went out partying and drinking and got way too fucked up and passed out on a park bench on cryo island

>>23437865
that's a good take i think

>>23437865
it’s more about the overall package chat and usually big tits are saggy or uneven it’s not as aesthetic most of the time I think chat

WE LOVE GETTING GEEKED UP AND PLAYING XBOX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcrhAycXIf4

>>23437851
this is true i think chαt
girls develop lifelong bitterness when they get repeatedly mogged chαt

Real men go for smaller breasts. If you insist on big ones just means you have mommy issues or you're a faggot

>>23437869
>>23437873
have you had sex without paying for it?

Dasha and Anna are evil because they’re ugly and retarded

Why do you guys only talk about gooner shit? Why not just jerk off and move on to normal conversations?

>>23437885
Correct.

>>23437871
>>23437887
>>23437888
what are we looking at here?

>>23437888
Whats that

>>23437890
Closeted and overcompensating, not fully acclimated to the gay gossip general

>>23437890
we just vibing chαt

>>23437869
Her dad must have fucked her black mom fucking hard. She got an extra dose of white genes. Or are ginger genes just that dominant and ALPHA?

>>23437894
local government heard cryo was getting evicted so they’re building him a hamster’s nest

>>23437893
>>23437894
The mall next to the amc movie theater is understand construction. I think they will be putting up apartments in some of the places.

>>23437893
Cryo is having a fun day at the movies!!

>jerking off to another tinder girl
>she's kinda dommy
>likes being in control
>finally blow a load after edging for hours
>massive rope of cum splatters all over my face
wtf

>>23437890
I'm just beefing with op now for some reason I think

>>23437871
>>23437887
>>23437888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm6IU6V-dE8

I want to read a children's book about Cryo's adventures!!!

>>23437909
you are beefing with your own homosexuality

>>23437910
Irréversible

>>23437910
Oh I do look better with my side pubes shaved.

Should I shave my side pubes? I'd rather have a Jared Leto Ares

>>23437890
Normal conversations like what, go on, provide some examples

>>23437921
Like cumming on abigails face

Bant dum dum

>>23437890
>why not just talk about the fall of Sparta
>why not just contrast the French and the American revolutions and why the former was unsuccessful while the latter was successful
>why not talk about whether Germany had any true offensive initiative after Stalingrad
or we could talk about bukkaking ourselves in the face and whether blue-balls is a myth

>>23437914
my homosexuality is pretty cool i think

>>23437878
and that's whats up toobz

I play tron irl

mints is cuckposting

https://x.com/mints_____/status/1976788337303470402

>>23437908
Simply epic

John going LIVE in 1 hour

https://x.com/JontentG/status/1976787045432672518

I visited the book store with my mommy before the movie guess what I got :o

>>23437869
>>23437902
Well I think the koreans have skin treatments that turn u white, but if that doesn't work ill go with what that other guy said and fuck the black out of her.

>>23437930
>mints update

i hate josie's freaking drawing streams... i'm feel like peeing into my own mouth...

imagine seeing cryo in public. i would basedjak face.

>>23437945
tragedy & hope: a history of the world in our time by carroll quigley?

>>23437945
Hopefully a shotgun for you brain.

>>23437945
do you have a pair of jeans?

>>23437957
Would you ask for a pic with him

>>23437953
you're activating my gaydar

>>23437945
absolute cinema

>>23437965
you're activating my faggot dar nigga

>>23437945
the toddler drip goes hard chαt

>>23437969
only gays have gay/fagdars i think

>>23437974
so u just admitted u are gay...

i won...

Binx Italian cousin is cuuuuuute
Italians are the cutest race

>>23437945
>guess what I got
Some candy?

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

>>23437980
i never denied it i don't think but to be fair neither did you

>>23437980
u just admitted u were straight…

>>23437984
no pic?

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

>>23437986
he can't be straight if he has a faggot dar i think >>23437969

Common Mormon Kevin W fuck yeah Mormons fuck Jimmy

>>23437996
Hes turning indian?

>>23437982
>>23437970
>>23437968
>>23437964
>>23437961
>>23437960
>>23437957
>>23437959
>>23437960

I got Attack on Titan the Manga Vol 1

Bonus: got more clay for commissions and boredom from craft store

I have pants u need a belt for but its hard and annoying to adjust when ur going from seated to standing when ur fat lol

>>23437991
please delete and forget about this

>>23437945
Cryo
>Gaining knowledge through books
>hanging out with his mom
>going 2 movies
>has his own island
>mints is begging 4 him 2 save fishtank
Creature
>Jobless
>Boyfriend is going 2 die
>no island
>from Florida
>blacklisted

Another L 4 cryohaters

>>23438003
TRVKE

>>23438003
bst and trvest post u made in 4 ever

>>23437998
To the contrary: He’s turning badass mobile tech worker who will travel the world modeling doing easy lucrative tech shit and inseminating cute black queens he will convert to Mormonism

we are boring the TLP, what can we do?

>>23437994
self hating closet queen many such cases

>>23438003
Trvke from the 'Leaks

>>23438014
you need to start sending i think chαt

>>23438003
All truth. No lies detected.

>>23437945
this pic goes way too hard

https://youtu.be/2zXp4ZfRGsA?si=ketkdqAx5bidh7pb
i think we all need to relax and listen to some 'appa i think

>>23437945
Cryokeen, once again I am going to explain to you why this is a shit-post and you are a low-tier shit poster (not a shitposter but in fact a power who is shit). This is yet again a post about yourself. You're not contributing to anything in the thread. You're just posting a picture of your giant fat bird-like self and saying, "hello, look at me, I'm a child even though I'm 40 years old, guess what meme-book I got (despite the fact that books are outdated and purchased only by people who literally want to burn money)." You need to be improving the rooms you enter. /ftl/ is one such room. When you enter /ftl/, you look at your surroundings and consciously think to yourself, "how can Improve this place?" And you set about making some improvement, some post, that enters people, that offers something to /ftl/'s legacy. Anything. What you don't do is talk about yourself, like you always do. Improve the rooms you enter, and stop shitting all over them.

Now, we're going to get to the root of the problem here, so I've had the AI Council provide Analysis to fix your problem. See attached. Assuming you refuse to See Attached, because you are a shit poster (not a shitposter, but a poster who is in fact shit), here are the key takeways:
>Cryokeen fails to “improve the room” because his motivation is self-display, not contribution.
>Good posters read the “room”—they see whether people are trading ideas, jokes, images, or news. Cryokeen’s “look at me” posts ignore that context, which breaks the conversational rhythm. When every contribution is self-referential, it stalls collective creativity.
>Cryokeen appears to post for attention and validation. His update about a bookstore trip and his mother doesn’t try to build a shared topic; it’s an “I-exist” signal.
In other words, Cryokeen, stop making posts that announce the existence of Cryokeen, and instead read the room, partake in /ftl/ lore and culture, make worthy posts, etc.

>>23438003
good babyface promo i think

>>23438014
Our content is paywalled. Just like her content is.

>>23438003
Rare clitty leaks W

Creature is an ISLANDLESS HOE

>>23438030
Did you clean the rope of cum off of your face?

girls from florida give me the ick

>>23438035
Yes, thankfully none entered my mouth or eyes.

>>23438003
Cryo island

>>23438037
Take that back

>>23438003
wn2b educating creature on all the wonderful things about cryo and healing our hearts through humor and friendship

>>23438030
>bird-like self
he’s more like a hamster or some other large rodent actually

>>23438003
*_°

The oscillation from Cryo between "I'm going to change starting today" to posting his penis and while drunk is my favourite bit in these threads, he is what we like to call avant-garde

>>23437961
do you think having a pair of jeans is some indication of being normal...

>>23438042
Is he gonna be ok?

>>23438030
respect cryo

>>23437945
a sensitive young man surrounded by knowledge. setting this as my desktop, thanks king
no doubt you picked up that copy of camus's l'etranger by your head

What does SPLOOGE taste like do you guys think ?chαt?

>>23438039
I thought you didn’t like dommy girls AIanon
>>23438045
Fucking cool as fuck

>>23438032
she needs TTS

>>23438041
she and binky are a-ok i guess

>>23438052
this post made the /ftl/ room a brighter place

>>23438057
I want free money in life too but I go to work like a normal person.

>>23438053
it depends on the diet i think chαt
but most people say that it tastes salty chαt

>>23438049
Yeah I think so. Lucky guy. Should probably be needing his skull cut open for brain swelling rn but creatures love protected him. Let’s focus on the healing powers of love ok?

>>23438052
Knowledge is power! I honestly felt like a cleaner more optimistic person in that book store. It was like library's used to be. Quiet. People very respectful. People involved with the mind not all staring at screens

>>23438053
>>23438066
why are you talking to yourself about eating cum

>>23437945
Probably not what you should have

>>23438030
does this look like a man who could improve a room?

>>23438072
do you have a free download link for this book

>>23438065
not having inheritence or crypto savings is crazy L work i think

>>23438053
nigga we all know you used to suck off your dealer don't pretend

>>23438071
I think klaus has tasted his own cum just to see

>>23438056
Dommy girls are hot until they get too haughty/arrogant, then they turn annoying and need to be ghosted/deleted. Submissive girls are better for longer-lasting, LEGACY establishing pursuits. Also, extroverts inherently are disloyal people. An introvert is the ideal candidate. ISFJ is a great personality type for a wife-candidate.

>>23438069
>Yeah I think so. Lucky guy. Should probably be needing his skull cut open for brain swelling rn but creatures love protected him. Let’s focus on the healing powers of love ok?

Thanks God. Thats crazy chat
Agreed let's do love and Life chat

>>23438065
wagie cope

so creature's bf is the clown who cut himself on a trash can like that episode of always sunny?

>>23437994
no, u are the one who believes only gay men have gaydar

>>23438075
this looks like a man that improves a room with his presence

Sweet, another Cryo, Klauser and Benny episode

>>23438091
what does your cum taste like?

>>23438076
The audiobook is free on audiobook bay.
I got everything gene wolfe ever had recorded on a big download from there.
Ebook should be easy to find if thats what you are after

>>23438101
*you're

>>23438042
that was a good effort from terror

>>23438107
TJ wanted 2 b hurt during this , masochist TJ was a good arc

>>23438103
yeah i dont want audiobook

>walks in the middle of a rape
>leaves
wtf was his problem?

>>23438107
why does he move like its qwop

>>23438003
plzzz dnt compare fishtank ppl

Claire has hand, foot, and mouth disease

Claire is 6'7"

@angie

>>23438086
he felted himself chαt

>>23438118
6 7

>>23438118
And 150 stone

It's windy

>>23438112
what would you have done in that situation chαt?

>>23438125
insane that this actually happened

>>23438065
I think that she just finds it more boring if people only talk to her in chat

>>23438129
I went from seattle to victoria and victoria to vancouver by ferry

>>23438080
Yeah I never really understand the dominant female fetish chαt it seems kind of lame to me chαt

>>23438138
its a braindead zoomer thing

Kei truck Taylor

Remember that what happened there, how about Miata Abi huh whats that?

>>23438129
>>23438127
>>23438094
This continue being "look at me, I exist" posts rather than "I am cleaning our room" posts. Do better, Cryokeen.

>>23438139
many such cases

>>23438137
what movie did you see?

>>23438141
all car people get tired of it pretty quickly, sam has also stopped caring for the most part

>>23438149
yeah i suppose so

>>23438066
Oh okay that makes sense
chαt
>>23438071
I'm just wondering chαt
>>23438078
Nah but a couple of them asked me if I they could fuck my gf in exchange for drugs lol chαt
>>23438079
I don't think Klaus has done that chαt

>>23438147
None, the only time I ever went to the movie theaters outside of where I live is Kaneohe Hawaii and Independence/Kansas City Missouri

>>23438137
Sweet! Boats/Ferries are pretty fucking cool.

Look at the swells today chat!

>>23438116
>>23438118

>>23438141
It’s kind of like how like how guys will pretend to be interested in girl shit to flirt with them or make their gfs feel appreciated

>>23438162
kei trucks isnt guy shit

>>23438149
girls just like how they look I don’t think they realize how badly 90s shitboxes drive by normie standards

>>23438141
I think her bf took Abi's Miata away from her when she cheated on him with Jet chαt it was probably in his name or something chαt

>>23438170
I feel like a lot of people have a car phase that doesnt last that long, its kind of inevitable

I wish Jet was still Sam's right hand man instead of Chris Lunch. Think of all the father-son gaming kino we missed out on.

my EX-GF car was in my name because she got a DUI and didn't want to have to pay for the s22 insurance or whatever after she got her license back I think chαt

>>23438166
It’s quirky guy shit

>>23438138
Idk if it’s lamer than this lol chαt or Sam’s cringe af alpha schtick chαt
>>23438155
>I don't think Klaus has done that chαt
I’ll take your word for it chαt

>>23438176
yeah you have to be truly obsessed to put up with car shit it’s not really a hobby you can maintain casually at least with older cars

Talking about s2 is more of a time machine than Josie at least Josie is still putting out content no one from s2 is even relevant anymore

>>23438170
yeah some of them still handle well if they were properly maintained without a shit ton of miles chαt but the main problem with older 4 cylinders is that they're a lot slower than modern economy cars chαt my ex used to drive an old CRV and the acceleration was ass mostly unless you floored the gas pedal
chαt

>>23438198
total S3 victory

>>23438198
season 2 advanced the culture and had the biggest impact

>>23438174
The first tummy wagon.
I mourn for ogres heroes betraying his trust. Where have all the heroes gone?

>>23438198
TRVTH NVKE

>>23438209
FALSE NVKE

>>23438198
>>23438203
fax

>>23438125
>>23438134
>was too retarded to realize anything wrong was happening got fired for no reason
sodaKWAB

Everybody love everybody
No more season wars

>>23438224
he just wanted to write lore. he doesn't understand "sex" and "drugs"

soda whoever that is redeemed himself when he leaked some boring discord rp session to be fair he really stuck it to the man i think

Everybody kove every body

No more sex wars

>>23438217
sheeeesh

>>23438226
we're getting a new saga next week

>>23438228
nigga he was a heroin addict

>>23438231
Okay yay <3

>>23438203
I hate when that happens!

>>23438235
saga of what

>>23438242
to the intermission

>>23438242
nontent i think

>>23438236
he's a simple yokel ghoul from the countryside that just wants to pen his vampyre histories he dreamt up while frolicking in the cotton fields of his homeland as a boy. he didn't want to hurt nobody
the wiggers used up his delicate artist soul. expect him to fucking kill himself soon

I get you sodaman

$4.99 a month makes sure that no Cryokeen goes hungry tonight in America. You can make a difference chat.

>>23438236
sodaman was a heroin addict?

>>23438238
tell me about it

>>23438203
S3 keeps winning chαt
>>23438214
Abi is so hot chαt if I was allo I'd probably want to SPLOOGE on that T-wagon chαt
>>23438230
lol chαt
>>23438236
Do you guys have that pic of him with Betty chαt I can't find it anymore chαt

>>23438259
I think AI is only used to low IQ people... Every time I see it its used for the dumbest shit ever

>>23437790 (OP)
>- Sam and Chris Lynch's video game CRAP has begun! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOCr8RSzhSs [Embed]
why is this audio so bad

>>23438259
Dear God I knew s2 was dark but I musta missed a day

is theo von okay?

>>23438255
>>23438257
He looks like one chαt

>>23438304
no

Test

I don't think leaks likes THE RAT KING chαt

>>23438305
wtf i think i know that chick. where was this taken?

>>23438309
>cutting scars
yep, that's a biological woman

>>23438309
new gimmick dropped?

>>23438309
is that your girl chαt

>>23438309
Ur hot chat

Is it bad to get drunk once a month? I think I’m gonna start doing that. Previously just like once a year drinker. But I found this boxed wine in my closet drank it and I’m listening to beautiful string quartets watching the sunset. Isn’t this my birth right as a white man or something?

>>23438322
Sure its fine, a doctor would probably disagree but its fine. just because i said

>>23438322
theoretically fine but alcoholics have a problem with moderation i think

>>23438316
well of course lad

>>23438317
>>23438314
Id die for her

>>23438316
he's spent years trying to get over to no avail. it was time for a change. the mexican troon arc starts now

>>23438322
never mind i thought you were cryo
yeah get shitfaced

>>23438322
It's okay as long as you're not giving yourself alcohol poisoning or drinking a 12 pack every night like C*** is probably
chαt when I was in the hospital one time there was an alcoholic and his livers were shot chαt he couldn't even make it to the bathroom without shitting pissing himself
chαt they were like yeah you need a liver transplant but first you have to quit drinking and he was like idk if I can do that chαt and the doctor was like okay you're probably gonna die then chαt

>>23438336
im supposed to be her advocate and protector

>>23438339
That guy is probably dead by now chαt I guess when the EMTs found him he was passed out in a pool of his shit and piss on the floor chαt

>>23438339
I met someone dying from failing liver and he was the same way, and the scariest part is how quickly he became that person. It happened like overnight.
I met that guy while in the hospital after my adult circumcision that went wrong and almost resulted in having a large amount of my penis be removed. It was traumatic but I've come to terms with losing any possibility of having a sex life and becoming asexual.

I like em crazy

>>23438350
I think you need to show ur botched penis to the class

>>23438350
Are you lying

Imma go for a light jog, please stop having fun for about an hour please

>>23438363
you're just going to leave rose with no one to advocate for and protect her?

>>23438350
why did you need an adult circumcision chαt that sounds super painful chαt

>>23438357
>>23438358
If I were going to show it to anyone I'd have to start an OF or something because it could be like a marketing strategy

Another racist nigga POPPED

>>23438330
Yeah I get that. I think making it once a month might make it a lot more enjoyable for me. Once a year was too rare. Never been a frequent drinker in my life. Once a month perfect frequency I think
>>23438338
Appreciate the advice
>>23438339
I like just enough that everything feels beautiful and my heart is full love. Nowhere near black out. Did that for my birthday last month. Drove up to the mountains and passed out last memory barfing with my car door open. Never again.
Goodbye to alcohol until November’s full moon

>>23438373
yea that trash bin really did him in innit

>>23438370
>>23438372
waltuh, take your mutilated dick out waltuh

>>23438372
Ur probably trolling but if that actually happened im sorry i love you

>>23438331
How does a Mexican find out about an obscure British e-girl?

>>23437945
Dostoevsky's The Idiot?

>>23438388
divine intervention, they're meant to be together

The threads are way more active whenever Angie streams.. She is the beating heart of /ftl/..

>>23438395
we're just waiting for roseknight to come back from his jog i think

>>23438395
Angie is a good woman

>>23438395
TRVKE

>>23438395
>>23438396
>>23438398
>>23438400
u guys can't even support her financially

>>23438403
roseknight is a guy i think

>>518584046
we're all here btw

>>23438403
Angie appreciates people being nice to her too, I don’t need to send her a penny

>>23438406
>>>/pol/518584046
epic failed

>>23438408
that video of her telling the guy messaging her 2 pay her says otherwise

>>23438411
that guy was being rude

>>23438408
>appreciates people being nice to her too
lol, lmao even

>>23438411
fairly certain that guy just jerks off to that stuff

we're close to the image limit i think

we're all here btw

>>23438406
>>23438410
Based Zach Ideas thread chαt

>>23438422
>>23438423
>>23438424
anyone feel like baking chαt?

>>23438436
Klausbake

Baking is for transgenders

We need a transgenger stat!

I think cousin klaus is going to have to bake chat

>>23438440
we need a klausbake chαt
>>23438441
I was gonna bake but now I'm afraid of being called transgendered chαt

Klaus bakes are always the most peaceful ones

>>23438444
We are all counting on you. I promise youre not trans ok?

>>23438436
i could go for a klausbake right now i think
>>23438443
i think so too chat

>>23438450
>>23438450
>>23438450
new

>>23438447
>>23438448
>>23438449
okay I made a rip thread chαt

>>23438453
Good job chat