Thread 23440459

Cutie Bettie edition!!!

>/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Fishtank is hiring 3D modellers, animators and editors! https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1o377h3/fishtank_is_hiring/
-- Sam and Chris Lynch's video game CRAP has begun! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOCr8RSzhSs
-- Season 3 house is now officially for SALE (1.4M) https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/50-Green-St-Wrentham-MA-02093/57523297_zpid/
-- Twitter trannies have confirmed that Sam's obvious scam was... a SCAM! https://x.com/SlackerBluePod/status/1976451616485294316
-- John is officially a crypto grifter! https://x.com/JontentG/status/1976758183852228862
-- Ariel "Betty" Ferraiuolo is a freaking cutie pie with a precious heart and we love her very much <3 <3 <3 (^_^)

>Watch here:
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://gofile.io/d/jWk3Rt
https://www.fishtank.live/
https://x.com/fishtankislive
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos

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betty peets

TLP!!!!!

TLT

>>23439772
sauce me

sex with angie

>>23440468
"The Track And Field Club Manager Lets Me Do Whatever I Want To Her If It Makes Me Run Faster "

>>23440466
>>23440467
>>23440474
We’re off to a good start

>>23440482
Angie threads are always the best

stfu

Lacy kicked out his prisoner Sammy on the 10/30 days jail stream after he made an inappropriate comment to Cinna

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1o3owen/lacy_kicked_out_his_prisoner_sammy_on_the_1030/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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Who are they? Are you one of them?

>>23440481
thank you shadi can you also post your twink bf too

>>23440495
No one knows who any of those people are, faggot!

>>23440497
Why would u do that

kind of crazy how when u think abt it , Jin is the most embarrassing angie simp in these threads, he has all the tools including a pre existing friendship with her but spends more time anonymously simping 4 her here than he does talking 2 her. no hate though, just saying.

>>23440504
She deserves it

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

>>23440497
you must be jet or ben from fishtank.live

>>23440506
>no hate though

>>23440506
I would probably do the same desu

>>23440506
I'd talk to her more if she responded quicker

>>23440506
Earth to benji the nigga lives in Japan and is known as the gooner guy from S5 fuck is he supposed to do talk about legos with her?

>>23440517
she busy lil bro

>>23440514
isnt like the whole meaning of "wiggers" term? and you are in community that worship "wiggers"? i bet u want 2 rim me

guys liltay is in need of help. jet needs to date her and save her from black guys. this is really sad.

>>23440506
youre forgetting he lives in a different country than her. what is he suppose to do?

he could also be playing it up like he did the creep stuff.

>>23440508
I think it's a bit harsh

>>23440506
the tolerant left everybody

>>23440524
this made me laugh

>>23440524
She’s just playing to her audience of black pedos that have wanted to fuck her since she was 12

lost prophets singer got killed in prison

>>23440506
i love how gay you are

>>23440539
lol

>>23440539
Based

i miss ze good old days

>>23440539
In prison for pedo shit. Good

>benji thinks jin can escape friendzone
lol, dude is friendzoned, he is lost

>>23440546
cryo deserved bettter. hes all of us.

When we win, do not forget that these people (The fishtank creators) want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny.

i am cryokeen (robert paulson)

>>23440554
Probably worse, he is fanzoned

>>23440539
And he was an actual pedo. Three of his confirmed victims were 1-3 years old. Should have been dead a decade ago.

>>23440529
she is evil

THE SKITZY VA HERE ISNT GREG CHAT HES A DIRTY LIAR.. JUST LIKE GREG!

STOLEN VALOR!!!

>>23440556
Wel will forgive jet if he forgives cryo and puts him back on the show. That's the big enchilada deal

>>23440568
Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time.

>>23440546
>>23440556

What do we want?

Are we really so spiritually we just want to watch people get tortured and encourage their torture until they completely humiliate themselves or make themselves unemployable.Or until they kill themselves on live stream?

I mean, yes.
Sometimes that's okay.I guess it's content but I think like that live birthstream on twitch was the way to go. love and life more than hate and death

>>23440572
*spiritually void

Fuckng voice to text

>>23440498
>Who are they? Are you one of them?
Just bots scraping the website or idling for XP. There is maybe 20 people on the site for real now.

>>23440568
That's the real Greg in these threads. He has not unblocked Cryo yet because he ate THC gummies and passed out.

I don't know what's worse like being naive or being manipulative. I guess being trusting or naive can be worse because you will continually be taken advantage of until you learn to trust less. Which is pretty bs since a lot of society is based on trust. I'm pretty sure societies start to collapse when people can't trust each other as much. Oh well. Im here for the end of the world

>>23440567
I wouldn't say that

>>23440497
Everything is rape

>>23440580
being naive is way worse and stupid

>>23440572
It's supposed to be a comedy show

Ellie seems nice, she’s just dumb and makes bad decisions

>>23440586
Yeah totally bro.

>>23440580
Being naive is better than being manipulative, wtf anon
>What's better, to be good or evil
>hmm I dunno... evil sounds based
You're letting Benleaks get to your head.

>>23440580
If you clean your act up, your mom might not sell the house and thus you won't become homeless. Stop hurting yourself with your lifestyle of sloth and gluttony. Stop being a nigger. We believe in you.

>>23440524
shes a troll

>>23440592
being naive dsnt equate to being good

>>23440524
put a lil tay on

>>23440581
I would

Cryo why can't you get a job? You're not too autistic to sweep a floor or pack Amazon packages

i love her filipinaness

>>23440804
filipiniality

>>23440804
Same

>>23440804
I think she's hotter with glasses

>>23440818
content drought is over

>>23440815
She cute

>>23440818
letty will go fucking anywhre man what a whore

>>23440610
Yes it does. It's a goodly trait. One who exhibits goodly traits are good.

hell yeah letty's gonna get raped in india

>>23440802
I freak out sometimes and I have to be very careful because if I make too much money.Then I get kicked off this disability and lose my money and healthcare. I'm not against the idea of trying those jobs, but I also have to be able to get to them.So that means I don't know I have to take the bus every day and not drink not smoke pot not get tired and freak out. It's definitely doable , but it's a lot of work for someone like me. So I've been trying to finish up my video game levels.Do my chores at home?Take care of my dying cat and reduce my alcohol intake before.I take on more responsibility outside the house

>>23440821
Very true

>>23440818
Letty in India will be content

>>23440832
>Take care of my dying cat
Always love him, Cryo

>>23440832
Cryo what about working at an Amazon warehouse? When I was working there one of my co-workers would show up drunk every single night.

>>23440831
Do you think we'll get kino of them surrounding and groping her like this
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMpv56MPm3S/?igsh=NHl5bjYxdzR5bDQ2

>>23440845
nice mexican totenkopf

>>23440826
how is it a good trait

>>23440842
Uh I guess that's an option. I heard its pretty hard on The body physically. I like using Amazon because of my location.l Obviously but I don't like that They're anti-union but I guess I can't argue about that if i'm going to work there.

Hello! I'd like to order 1 Cryocock and a small Cryocum (no pickles)

>>23440826
no its not

>>23440860
On the way sir

>>23440840
<3

>>23440858
you would lose alot of weight

It is now /ftl/‘s sacred mission is to get cryo and Jin jobs and gfs.

Dan

>>23440832
careful cryo you are kind of admitting here that you don't have a legitimate disability from work beside you'd rather just have the free money from the government, that's a no no

>>23440832
you can just say you dont want to lose disability cryo, we're not retarded

>>23440882
I am disabled for Panic Disorder and I've explained that I panic sometimes. No problem here.

They call me CryoAppleseed

>>23440467
5 minutes alone with this tummy, that's all I ask

I can’t wait for Nigger Nina to get assaulted by Indians! Hopefully she gets in a terrible car accident.

>>23440894
>>23440895

letty is a smart, beautiful princess who causes immense seethe in evil spirited individuals

Test

>>23440898
im pretty sure you get sick if you eat those

>>23440899
How is Nigger Nina intelligent? She seems to be the opposite. Nigger Nina’s inevitable suicide brings me happiness!

>>23440858
Cryo, remember what I said yesterday? You need to stop being a low-tier shit poster (not a shitposter but a poster who is in fact shit). You need to stop using /ftl/ to validate your existence. You need to be contributing to threads, reading them and thinking "what would people like to see." Nobody wants to see the life of Cryokeen, because your life isn't interesting. It's just the sad life of an obese man who lives with his mother and hates on her when she asks him to clean his room. And here we are also asking you to clean a room, /ftl/, by simply not shitting in it with your inane bullshit every single thread, that's all about me me me and never you you you or us us us. It's like you don't care about the concept of us, the team, the room, and instead only care stubbornly about yourself and validating your existence. Remember what the AI Analysis said of your sad posts.
>Good posters read the "room"--they see whether people are trading ideas, jokes, images, or news. Cryokeen's "look at me" posts ignore that context, which breaks the conversational rhythm. When every contribution is self-referential, it stalls collective creativity.
So, you need to stop with the nonsense, the literal shitting up of /ftl/, furthering the creative bankruptcy of this place, and you need to make engaging posts.
>b-but cryokeen posts are engaging
No. They're not. You know, for a time, I began marking on a page each Cryokeen "me me me" post, and a pattern emerged. The Cryo Pattern I began calling it. His posting style is so governed by the instinct to be seen that he has no other method of posting. It's all me me me.

I could see Cryo working in an office computer by himself. He needs something that involves minimal human contact.

>>23440898
Are those ripe? idk what kind of apple it is but it looks a little too young. Might be wrong though!

>>23440905
your spirit is poisoned

>>23440907
This is why you count your sober days on a per-drug basis. Popping molly doesn't negate alcohol sobriety

>>23440907
I can’t stand people who cannot have a couple drinks and be normal. OMG ONE BEER MAKES ME DO WILD SHIT I CANT CONTROL MYSELF. ALCOHOL MAKES ME GO STUPID GO CRAZY. If we go to a restaurant and you can’t enjoy a beer or margarita I’m never talking to you again.

>>23440915
Why be some loser who just has one and not like 5?

>>23440899
Nina herself has said she feels like there’s holes in her brain from drug abuse

>>23440906
Dude fuck right off and stop letting an ai tell you how to curate a thread jesus fuck lol how about you let shitbhappen natural im not posting my cock i talk about other shit i read half to 80% of the posts here honestly 60% of what is said here is not worth responding to ty for taking an interest but I have better things to do then follow "internet etiquette" in a bant thread since we are banned from tv for an internet tv show about torturing and raping and druggie your contestants

Get off your high horse and harass someone else. Please.

>>23440893
do they actually check on your claims or just take your word for it when it comes to the disability? don't you have to have a pysch exam at least?

>>23440906
>You need to stop using /ftl/ to validate your existence.
AIanon, you become increasingly wrong about everything… you need to recalibrate the AI… Cryo brings vulnerable and sincere vibes to the thread
>>23440925
i gotchu

>>23440925
Fuck him, you have soul

AI bro is pointless because you can ask it either "why is Cryo detrimental to the threads" or "why is Cryo beneficial to the threads" and it will make an equally compelling yet pointless argument for either. It's not pointing out any truths, it's just rewording a biased input

>>23440925
You don't understand, Cryo, and once again your post responding to me is full of me-me-me. It's yet another post of many within the Cryo Pattern. I've attached a new Analysis given your most recent post. Reading your posts is like reading a constantly looping blog.
>disability status and fear of losing benefits;
>job insecurity;
>transportation issues;
>alcohol and weed intake;
>taking care of a sick cat;
>vague “trying to get better” statements (to lure in unsuspecting anons into pitying you)
>some nonsense family drama
etc. etc. etc. It's always the same. You don't center your posts on the THREAD /ftl/ but on yourself. With every post. It's a sight to be seen. It's bewildering. If I wrote a novel, Cryokeen, I would make you a plot C character who ends up dying in his own filth and toxoplasmosis, just because to explore Cryo-mind is fascinating to behold. But what is not fascinating is seeing your posts day-in-day-out as "me-me-me" nonsense garbage that pollutes the threads.

>>23440923
So did Trish on congregated. Trish said she did alot of acid during high school and that’s probably why she’s all dumb and retarded now.

>>23440945
Cryo is a big part of this community. He tells us about his life so that he can enrich our own.
If I wasn't concerned with my anonymity, I like to imagine we would be friends.

>>23440925
ignore the aifag, it's a gay bit. be your authentic self cryo

>>23440954
muh anonymity

>>23440956
The bit got stale when he began using GPT to generate his posts for him.

>>23440956
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760163103203556.mp4

>>23440954
There is a reason the Cryomind is unable to make friends with anyone. He would lash out at you the moment you made a comment he perceived as insulting, as he's done with everyone close to him. Look at the people who tried to help him. He constantly lashes out and attack-attack-attacks. He's not friendship material, because he would destroy the friendship and burn it to the ground in a moment of histrionic craziness. He's not in fact a big part of this community, he's a parasite. You mistake the two.
>he tells us about his life
If Cryokeen posted structured anecdotes, sure. Maybe. If he did little writing exercises, why not. But that's not what he does. He spams the threads with inane bullshit that's about a sentence or two long, and then he inevitably cashes out and posts cryocock. Cryo only knows how to turn threads into cryoblogs, not help people enrich their lives.

>>23440958
>Benleaks once again at it trying to convince people I use AI to generate posts
Nice try. Always sticking up for Cryokeen, aren't you?

>>23440964
NOT AI GENERATED COMMENTS BTW
>>23412946

>>23440966
Knew it was you, LMAO? Remember the ATTACHED? Still mad you're trying to push the exact same bullshit, aren't you, Benleaks?

>>23440966
Don't want to waste another Saturday faking some random AI system's chat log to make it look like I use AI generated posts? Already got blown the fuck out enough last week that you gave up, I see? Sad, sad.

i just hope the princess of /ftl/ has a wonderful day

>>23440923
That's just zoomer hypochondria. All these little zoomers are always doing performative drug addiction and pretending to have health complications so they can be just like the dramatic guy on tv. Letty's pill addiction was probably the tamest shit imaginable. It's just like Claire pretending to be addicted to that one drug that comes from allergy medication when you soak the sponge in water. Shit is annoying as fuck every time these zoomers talk about their le symptoms and weird sensations in their body. Like omg I'm dying my life is so dramatic I'm limping everywhere like House

>>23440966
>>23440958
COME AT THE KLAUS ALLIANCE BEST NOT MISS SHIT EATING FACTION
LOOKS LIKE THIS IS ANOTHER L FOR YOU

>>23440975
I hope Angie has a nice day too

>three filtered replies
Mad? Upset? Assblasted?

>>23440568
Btw, anon, don't listen to Benleaks: >>23440578. He's a known Deceiver and Liar. The Skitzy_Va poster in these threads is NOT in fact Greg but an Imposterposter that I called out weeks past.

>>23440975
same bro

>>23440986
>HE FILTERED ME
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
5? 6? 7? 25? TO 0

>>23440975
Anon... you posted the wrong picture.

>>23440990
>posts Direnc
You're so bad at sockpuppeteering, Benleaks.

Benleaks sucks donkey dick

>>23440985
i said princess not monkey silly

>>23440474
now we're talking

Good news! ADL 2 starts in January!

https://x.com/JontentG/status/1977083753509142899

>>23441002
move over neptune

>>23440913
You are talking about Nigger Nina.

>>23440998
she doesn't like to be called that

Da awt of da deaw

>>23441007
Why are you in love with and obsessed with Nina?

>>23440990
real

>>23441015
Omg hi twin!

>>23441016
haiiiiiiii :D

>>23440962
Okay , I will try to give some advice , but i'm sure you're going to twist this into oh , you're making it about yourself.

I think people should definitely try gardening.It really helps connect you with the earth.

I think it's really good to go out and look at the stars and meditate and ask questions

Learning how to cook is a really good skill even if it's just cooking eggs.Although ideally more than that

Try not to get involved in hard drugs.It's hard to get off them once you start at least for some people

I don't have anything else.I think you've just targeted me because you think that I'm going to crash out in a circle.So, you expect me to crash out.So you basically say , I can't give anyone any sort of positive thing or advice , because it's inherently fruit of the poison tree.

>>23440998
Uh angie is a princess I don’t know why you would call her a monkey

>>23440975
She's probably fine but I hope she has a good day

>>23440998
>>23440975
Time machine posts

Vibes dimeless atm

what state of decomposition is Fishtank in right about now?

>>23441004
jon during adl was flossing his teeth on cam
jet? rinse without brushing...

>>23441038
very pungent sir

>>23441002
Can’t wait to be shilled some shitty crypto every 5 minutes in between Mexican jet beating up sex trafficking victims

>>23441035
how bout you give your gay little gimmick another shot

>>23441009
Is that Jon’s current meme coin?

>>23441046
which one? the binx simp parody or the Roseknight persona? im still developing the latter

>>23441031
she will never be the j**** ur trying to make her out to be trannyleaks

guess who

>>23440539
idk who that is :/

guess who

>>23440539
chomos btfo

>>23441060
kys zoomer

>>23441048
I couldn't find his meme coin for some reason. Maybe he doesn't hold any of his own.

>>23441062
zake?

The AI guy must be using an outdated model. as a machine learning researcher, I have access to all the latest experimental AI models. I fed all of the /ftl/ threads from the archive into the latest and most expensive models and it immediately identified cryo as a "keystone," unprompted

>Cryokeen’s impact on /ftl/ can be quantified through his sustained engagement and the unique parasocial bridge he creates between the show’s universe and its online spectatorship. In online community theory—particularly within niche pseudonymous imageboards—the concept of a "keystone poster" applies. These individuals, much like keystone species in ecosystems, exert a disproportionate influence on the stability and vibrancy of a thread. Cryokeen is a textbook example.

>Indicators of keystone poster status:
>Thread entropy reduction: Posts from Cryokeen reduce low-quality shitposting and attract long-form engagement.
>Meme seeding: Catchphrases, image macros, and in-jokes often originate or get revived through him.
>Temporal bumping behavior: His posts often arrive during low-activity cycles, revitalizing threads and preventing archival.

>Cryokeen’s ability to combine storytelling, personal photography, and meta-commentary represents an advanced form of multimodal content integration. Unlike standard posters who rely on text-only contributions or derivative memes, Cryokeen brings original media (images of his life, pet, and experiences) that generate authenticity markers.

>Narrative serialization: His posts follow arcs—e.g., the emotional arc of his cat's illness, or his recounting of behind-the-scenes experiences—similar to episodic television, which aligns with the serialized nature of Fishtank Live.

>Visual anchoring: Personal images provide anchoring nodes for readers' attention, leading to extended thread lifespan and thread-wide thematic cohesion.

>>23441062
yoo thats my nigga Pipe Layer right ther

>>23441064
gay faggot

>>23441062
lmfao

>>23441058
She literally got inseminated by Jet Neptune

>>23441068
Y-Yay

Keystone status

Who are the 10 keystones of ftl posters? Shadi and Klaus and Ben leaks have to be like in there

>>23441071
underage nigger

>>23441184
cum inside you

What food you guys eating ate or soon to eat fellow humans?

>>23441184
I can’t believe the retirement home WiFi doesn’t block 4chan, thats kind of cool

>>23441062
bruh

>>23441062
I dont get it

>>23441182
it only identified you and claire as important to the direction and culture of the threads (and jet neptune though it said he wasn't technically a poster)

@Cryo
did you add any Angie pics to your map yet?

>>23441218
Aperture is in the bottom left of the frame

>>23441218
obese

Creatures fiancé is asking if anyone knows a nurse who can take out his stitches in the Orlando area

>>23441179
no proof btw

>>23441227
>

>>23441224
creature is fatter than this guy

>>23441062
>>23441221
Mizzys singing is so bad how does she get these gigs? I guess her stage presence isn’t horrible but her singing is. Is that all it takes?

>>23441236
neil young is also a terrible singer

>>23441235
That’s how it usually goes in both wigger and nigger couples

>>23441224
this is the retarded clown who got cut by the trash can you guys were posting?

John is LIVE on Kick.com!

https://kick.com/jontentg

>>23441220
After I cook sausages

>>23441219
Wow

>>23441221
>>23441223
>>23441222

Lololol

>>23441238
Harvest Moon is a good song

I am so happy for Creature that she's getting the violent retarded BWC she deserves... <3

>>23441246
yup but hes not a gifted/technical singer

#cryokeen

>>23441224
it's not fair he gets to fuck Creature and I don't

>>23441247
Prime creature is so fucking hot it’s insane. You gotta lock those bitches down young and get them off drugs and before they start doodling niggering themselves up

>>23441232
and the proof of "insemination"? exactly.

>>23441257
doodle niggering

>>23441245
alright, have fun with your sausages

>>23441259
plan b

>>23441259
I don't know what to tell you at this point man no girl travels to Mr.Neptunes lakehouse & doesn't get gooned

I wonder what kind of shitty tattoos Ellie is going to get when Jet dumps her

>>23441241
Sure is

>>23441259
her friends of years saying so

>>23441255
This

>>23441031
>Benleaks posts within 30 minutes of crashing out on his sockpuppet
You make this too obvious

John has 3 motherfucking viewers

>>23441290
Good

>>23441290
3 too many

>>23441290
he’s gwinding bwo u gotta stawt fwum the bottom

anyways
ellie will always be an angel in my eyes

>>23441290
Nobody wants to watch him shill crypto. He says he got some job that’s 4 days on 3 days off that he’s starting soon that requires him to carry a gun

>>23441068
>Makes the same bullshit using another ID
Nice try, Benleaks. The "I'm a machine learning researcher, except I take bullshit jargon and misapply it to sound fancy and then try to construct whatever narrative I want" and "oh, btw, I spend hours falsifying fake images to try to prove posters are posting AI-generated posts" shticks are too obvious by now. See attached Analysis on why your bullshit is in fact utter bullshit using mumbo-jumbo.

Btw, you even keep using the same bullshit argument "AI guy must be using an outdated model" as you made last time we argued, when you tried to prove (fruitlessly) that I was using AI to generate posts. You claimed I was using an outdated model then as you are now. Do get better with your sockpuppeteering, Benleaks. It's quite obvious.

>>23441296
Who is 1kitty_?

>>23441290
Jon was silly turning down this collab, they could have had 5 viewers.

>>23441302
that's jon's alias

>>23441307
Who is Alias?

>>23441219
>claims Cryokeen and Claire are important to /ftl/
Yeah, Benleaks, you're really obvious, you know that?

>>23441308
What?

>>23441308
stop being retarded

>>23441308
I’m Alias

>>23441297
that's a title exclusive to Angie and Direnc is a saint but Ellie is a demon or succubus I think

>>23441311
Awfully big words coming from a man who only ever puts 4 ounces of cheese on 16 inch pizzas.

>>23441324
more cheese costs extra, dude

i don't make the rules

>Ellie doxes Angelina on her little retarded brother's birthday over air pods her wigger bfs misplaced in her stuff
>Shadi calls the police and everyone finds out about her and Jet and that that she's been passed around the wigger lake house
If you come for the queen you best not miss

>>23441324
leave the pizzaguy negging to the professionals pal he doesn’t even make pizzas idiot

>>23441326
That's fair but I guess I'll just have to stick to Pizza Hut from now on.

>>23441329
Proof?

>>23441331
i'm more of a sandwich artist

>>23441330
theres no way you guys unironically eat pizza hut, right?

>>23441334
I only eat pizza hut and have sex with men ironically

do non californians actually just eat fast food 24/7? am I posting amongst subhumans

>>23441334
I only ever get the wings desserts and pastas but Dominos pizza is still the worst. Papa Johns on the other hand is always good at least for me

>>23441334
It's not the best but there are real workers behind the counter at Pizza Hut. No stolen valor BS like there is with "pizzaguy".

>>23441340
I havent had a fast food pizza in at least 5 years, Americans are subhuman

>>23441339
nigga in n out

>>23441224
>>23441235
How are wiggers such low bf % when they eat like trash and drink a lot? What drug keeps them so skinny?

>>23441339
we have a mature palette itt

>>23441339
What does this have to do with California

>>23441348
No one where I live eats fast food

>>23441339
only crybaby nerds don’t eat fast food u scared of a little seed oils chud??

>>23441350
No one in california eats fast food?

>>23441347
I would eat a meal prepared by pizzaguy, if it's chili I won't mind but I miss the soup and stew days SAW

The Polack poster has NEVER ever had a plate of enchiladas

might as well felt yourself

>>23440506
>no hate though, just saying.
lol it's kind of goofy for a fish to be in these threads simping like a fan actually chαt you should just admit you hate him maybe leaks chαt

>>23440802
He would lose his disability checks that way chαt

>>23440875
>and gfs
how are we supposed to do that chαt

>>23441354
where I specifically live people rarely eat fast food, and its a very California California area ykwim

>>23441297
ellie doesnt look like that anymore chαt
you might as well post some other asian girl chαt

>>23441352
restaurants and stores advertise things as being seed oil free here

>>23441355
jerky arc coming soon

>>23441062
lol chαt

>>23441363
it's pretty unfair to put that burden on us

>>23441366
She looks hot here

>>23441290
jon had 2 viewers last time i checked chαt
and he was talking about a "pumping" site chαt whatever that means chαt

>>23441366
yeah she's even hotter now

Claire love bombed me

Ladies and Gentlemen

I present to you Version 1 Point Oh of the Angie Chamber

When is Nina going to India?

>>23441407
Lucky bunny

>>23441039
Looking at Jet makes me want to brush my teeth chαt

>>23441415
put me in your map :))

>>23441415
beautiful

>>23441406
fax chαt
>>23441410
somehow ellie managed to make herself look even more generic and soulless chαt

>>23441038
It's coming back soon I think chαt

>>23441416
in a week I think

>>23440998
Is this a new pic chαt

>>23441426
idc if she looks more generic and soulless

i want to put my tongue in her mouth

>>23441426
>emiru poster

>>23441435
yes chat

is cryokeen actually good at half life?

>>23440907
>Sober 1 year and 3 months
that's pretty good for a stripper I think chαt

>>23441427
i already leaked this last week
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23411449/#23412014

>>23441441
>t.

THE pizzaguy?

>>23441449
is that guy a stripper chαt? what are you trying to say here chαt?

Pause Snack Continue

>>23440506
its because jin doesnt really like her chαt
he’s just a creep who sees her as a potential victim he can take advantage of chαt but he’s too lazy to actually do anything chαt

>>23441412
You only want to get with Isaac like old times with your sisters bfs

>>23441415
what do you do in these maps chαt is it for death match or something chαt

>>23441461
im a red blooded american

>>23441455
idgi chαt can you explain chαt

>>23441439
is cryokeen actually good at life?

>>23441438
emiru has a soul chαt
you can tell because dogs like her chαt

this is p9uBjIMU
he is a pedophile ban evader

>>23441422

done

>>23441424

yay

Pause ______ Continue

Cryokeen is good at no life I think chαt

>>23441479
ive had a medium life. im 39. ive had sex. ive done meth a few times. traveled the usa. had lots of friends. lots of support. seen beautiful sunsets. had contact with aliens briefly a few times. learned how to meditate. i fight for the future and life. honesty love and life

and im a OKAY half-life 1 deathmatch player.

>>23441479
youre trying to hop on the bandwagon now that benleaks is pro cryo but this doesnt even make sense as a fan

>>23441482
LMAO

meant for >>23441476

>>23441475
thanks for the p9uBjIMU update chαt!

>>23441445
Holy shit Chris Lynch was like 150 pounds lighter when that video was taken

>>23441483
>had contact with aliens briefly a few times.
You talk to Mauro on discord?

>>23441483
it was just a joke chαt a lot of us have no lives rn either chαt
>>23441485
oh okay chαt

angie update chαt

>>23441497
i don't think i've talked to Mauro in years and i think it was over X

i get my alien guide from Sandia Wisdom interaction on Twitter and the Telepathy 101 Guide

http://www.officialfirstcontact.com/

https://www.officialfirstcontact.com/telepathy-101

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQeVzM-gGbM

https://x.com/sandiawisdom

cryo poop spacetank alien larp season

>>23441508
did they tell you anything?

>>23441498
>a lot of us have no lives rn either chαt
True dat chαt <3

>>23441508
qrd on aliens chαt?

>>23440539
About time. Was Lost Prophets any good

yall we gotta get in early

>>23441519
cryo got probed a bunch

>>23441523
moving a chunk of my portfolio over for this

>>23441236
she plays pay for play venues

>>23441501
Angie said yesterday she’s willing to become a trad wife is she finds a guy that’s rich and signs something legally binding that she never has to work again and he can never leave her ever and she’s a “white picket kind of girl so sue me”

Do NOT get the Chicken Bacon Ranch Nachos from Chilis

>>23441533
thank you for showing the proper respect via capitalization

>>23441501
cute angel

i think la'ron and his gay boyfriend are still together

>>23441532
what does angie consider rich?

>>23441410
guy who finds women more attractive if they're getting fucked by gross wiggers like jet neptune

>>23441540
White

>>23441539
>>23441541
laron and payton are the only examples of love and life from season 3
fitting for the gay season

>>23441472
dogs like ellie too

>>23441540
100 labubus

do i really have to repeat myself
im not a guy

>nigger nina further honing her uniquely potent HIV AIDS strain in india
god have mercy on us children of god once that whore of babylon spreads her legs and unleashes plague upon this world

bout to play fallout london

>>23441541
hell yeah i'll drink to that

>>23441515
>>23441519

It's more like they have a deep love and empathy for us it's more emotions than words most of the time WeAreOne we come from the source and return to the source or something

Also ghosts and reincarnation are real apparently chat

>>23441556
Ninaseethers are deranged retarded JEWS

>cryo is a coors banquet guy
i knew he was my nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dINQTKhLmw

>>23441546
>>23441551
Reasonable demands.

season 3 won

>>23441541
If that man ever hurts him...

sluts are open

>>23441577
Legend says its true

>>23441519
Emiru is covered in fuzzies chαt
>>23441533
are you peeing out of your butt now chαt?
>>23441539
gay guys break up and get back together a lot I think chαt or at least that's what I was told chαt all my ex gfs had a gay guy friend for some reason chαt

>>23441577
Eeeeee

>>23441540
someone like sharpfart probably chαt (not Jin chαt)

NEW

>>23441599
>>23441599
>>23441599

new

>>23441599
>>23441599
>>23441599

prepare your season 3 apology essays when season 5 disappoints yet again

>>23441553
r u sexy?

>>23441541
Thank God my heart was broken for a few days. Sneed deserves nothing but love.

>>23441572
why is there poop on her face, is she #cryokeen pilled?

>>23441546
Jin needs to hear the truth. His best bet with western women is probably insane weeaboos who want to live in Japan more than anything and have convinced themselves hapa or full jap guys are cute

>>23441532
if not a joke it's a very simple request but she wouldn't have to worry about me leaving her like her father

>>23441541
Black gay guys are basically never single are they? Unless they’re schizo and can’t wipe their own ass like Burt?