Thread 23442681

Human Centipede edition

>/ftl/ NEWS:
-- idk and I don't care

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Previous: >>23442136

binx

Damn I wish I had a little niece 2 send on some side quests.

>>23442686
/ftl/ underrated kwaboty

Jin cryo and benleaks. Update your resumes with bullshit to fill your gap years (whole life?) You’re all getting a job.its time

>>23442689
I cant believe i didnt save the pic of him on the ground. The exagerated frown as he's knocked out is straight out of a cartoon its so funny

>>23442693
my mum says I don't need 2 get 1

>>23442693
doesn't jin work in a fish market

>>23442696
Ftl says you do and will

>>23442687
it was really funny when jin sat on the top of the couch above ellie and it made a really loud fart sound that no one acknowledged

>>23442698
He did before s4

>>23442697
I laff evry time

chat i already had 2 gummy vitamins this morning but i want another 2
should i be ok?

>>23442688
really gay that I can remember 3 day old benleaks posts

>>23442690
why are his pants down like that chαt

>>23442704
Yeah, you’ll just piss it out later.

I thought ellie was going to be a successful griter e girl? what happened :( i miss her

scene girl tank

>>23442704
you pee out any vitamins that your body doesn't use so probably

>>23442693
Jin is lazy and leaks and cryo will lose their disability checks probably chαt

>>23442705
I’m still wondering what that meant and why he said it

>>23442708
Jet is the michelin man if shit. Everything he touches turns to poopoo (that the fishtank fans then literally eat)

How long would you last in Cryo’s Angie Chamber?

>>23442700
>Jin farted on Ellie's head
what the hell chαt

>>23442683
does the gamer bf side quest involve him selling your nudes chαt?

>>23442712
This is the type of high quality posted we have grown to expect from our pizzagay

>>23442711
They can find under the table paid in cash jobs. Like helping some friend of friend in their construction like Home Depot Mexicans do

>>23442720
Posting*
:)

>>23442720
i'm avant-gardeposting i guess

>>23442698
They felted him because he took too much time off work for fishtank s4 I think
chαt

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

>>23442708
I think she'll come back eventually

I keep it 300 like the romans

>>23442718
i'm surprised it didn't get clipped, it was so good

>>23442716
>>23442724
ur silly it's cute

>>23442708
the lenard express had a plane crash

>>23442722
yeah but that's usually hard manual labor
chαt they would probably quit before it's even lunch time chαt

COAL JUMPSCARE

>>23442708
wn2b letting go

anyways i hope ellie has a wonderful night

>>23442719
too hot

>>23442732
are you a girl? haha jeez

>>23442732
ellie doesnt look like that anymore chαt
stop visually deadnaming her chαt

>>23442708
she's taking online classes to finish high school and thinking about super monkey ball suicide apparently chαt

>>23442744
erm truancy

>>23442736
boo

the Roman's are fighting

>gives you gender dysphoria in your path
How do you respond without sounding gay or mad chαt?

Hows binx doing after her latest assault

>>23442735
Theres all sorts of easy under the table jobs. Walk dogs, air bnb clean up, picking up dog poop, house sitting
Our niggers are getting jobs. Ftl is a pro work general

opening a hipster hippie dippie vegan restaurant called avant-garden

>>23442747
why did they think it would be cool to go do wimpy workouts on stream

>>23442759
because the posts calling them fatboys got 2 them

grind away poorfags :))))

Aura

>>23442742
i think you've asked me some variation of this question at least 3-4 times before and it's always yes

>>23442760
weak

>>23442753
Romans...
Are fighting....
She is uh... she is ever... the emperor She goes... "I'm Nero".
That's it...
Then we all go 'yeah!'
Goldslagger is dead, he shows up, he's like this (lays on the ground)
Sam, can you do our skit? Go like this (lays in the ground) All of us, we go and cry
All of us... put a rose on his casket, in him
Everyone will ask 'what's going on?
Then we go 'that's Martin Luther King"

>>23442756
that's true Ive hired people to watch my pets before while I was gone but neither one of them can drive cars I don't think chαt

>>23442763
that's neat

I GIVE YOU PERMISSION 2 POST NORA FAWN

>>23442756
>Ftl is a pro work general
I can agree with this. Shame neets at every corner

>>23442771
sam + freddy banter was kino
i miss tank freddy

>>23442757
that's a good idea I think chαt

>gay hillbilly with a grindr account
>homeless fent clown
>Jet Neptune
These are the fishtank bfs. Why should we respect fishgirls again?

>>23442771
good call chαt

>>23442775
Because they are good women

Eating Steak and Beets

>>23442771
this is what indirectly caused the gorilla nest meltdown btw

>>23442775
don't worry Jin will save us and be our 4chan approved self insert again after he and angie link up

>>23442757
I saw famous Hollywood actor Jerry O’Connel at one of these places today.

>>23442779
Her nose looks like she was grown in a test tube and kept in too long

>>23442736
Your skin is brown

>>23442784
im suing for royalties

>>23442722
when i was a sandwich artist, this older mexican lady that held our store together brought her nephew to work with us for the summer, and we all knew he was undocumented bc he was like 14 years old and there's no way he could've been hired with legit documents

he barely spoke any english, but he had a second phone with big titty girls as his lock screen, so we liked him

freddys top 3 bits
1. interrupting seths introductory confessional with sam to ask sam if he ever farts and realises he needs to shit

2. holding up sam and the house for 10 minutes to try and throw a hat or something something on angies head

3. wobble wobble

Annie Hall died...

>>23442791
Freddy telling people not to talk to his dog (Aryeh).

angie is the guest host of snl tonight

>>23442785
lol Claire said she has a pig nose once I think chαt that was mean chαt

>>23442792
Who?

>>23442791
why didn't hangman or the fish story come out?

>>23442798
Some old bitch named Diane

>>23442799
fishstory? did i miss epic fredtent?
hangman would have made top 5 i think

>seduce and fuck your asian adopted daughter
>she looks like this
ugh.. he could have been on top of the world, instead he has to fuck a little gremlin

>>23442794
that was also good

>>23442781
that was a kino crash out I think chαt

>>23442791
stealing rachel's pills and poisoning a jug of milk right in front of the cameras was pretty good

>>23442795
I would watch this

>>23442791
Throwing the can at mintz was a good bit.
Also concussed freddy was funny
>i went to a dream world

Freddy,Direnc,and Dan were the best part of season 4

>>23442808
Mintz being the only 1 awake but doing his gay treadmill was so good.
Stupid snitchfaggots telling him afterwards should eat more shit and die

lot of u guys pretend 2 hate when this show focuses on romance like tjaylor but stayed up until 6 monitoring Angie's movements during the super bed

>>23442813
sub dan for aryeh

the showtunes were kino

>>23442810
would very likely break viewership numbers

>>23442817
I hated both

>>23442816
fagoids kept trying to get freddy kicked and they never won

>>23442813
direnc was based, french was an unbeatable power couple

>>23442817
I was asleep before the superbed was even announced

>>23442817
shes for the whole tank

Need to see this little bitch jump off a fucking roof and his brain matter splatter across concrete like a little KWAB

>>23442820
It would save snl, methinks

the princess of /ftl/ btw

freddy just needs a woman like direnc who will stab him if he tries to hurt her i think

>>23442818
Dan being a little kwab mogged aryeh

>>23442801
>look up Diane Keaton
>hmm, oh her
>er... what's she been in
>a bunch of literal nothing
I guess fucking... Mama's Boy? but I never saw that.

>>23442828
need a norm macdonald snl monolog style jin entrance to s5

>>23442828
hi jin

>>23442813
>Dan
>>23442818
>aryeh
>the showtunes were kino

>>23442827
>to
Did you forget to switch IDs and take your name off?

>>23442833
She was in Godfather 1, 2, & 3

>>23442827
prophetic

>>23442837
Angie didnt stay long enough

>>23442830
Betty went too easy on him probably chαt

>>23442776
Okay this just proves it
This woman is completely evil

>>23442827
nah dan mogs tj

>>23442834
I'd do it if they asked me but I doubt they will atp
>>23442835
Hey

>>23442828
Fucking... JIN, your training began YESTERDAY. Did you play Saya no Uta and edge the entire playthrough as instructed?

dan, aryeh, angie and ellie sucked
it was always going to be bottlenecked by them even if the wiggers pulled their fingers out

>>23442838
exposed urself as new

forgot seth existed again award

>>23442827
You were just begging us to watch his streams a week ago. What changed? Did he really send a dick pic to Claire for her to rate?

>>23442839
*raises paw and checks wrist*
*yawns*
she needed something better than that. she's also literally unrecognizable because that slop came out in like the 70s

>>23442832
i was not a fan of daniew being projected as this potential come up story when he was just a weepy faggot the whole time

>>23442849
I know its copy pasta but i also know you meant to post that under a different ID

>>23442846
do you recognize me ugh

>>23442846
they will never ever ever bring you back!

don't you get it?

Y'all think Sarge ever tried to make Tayleigh cum too?

>>23442849
>ID is literally rus
>is also bipolar
You' seek a multipolar world and are a bad person for wanting it, accelerationist.

>>23442852
it's a copy paste

imagine josie bimbofication

>>23442858
I think they'd bring Jin back

>>23442860
>multipolar world
>bad
this is your brain on $1 burgers

>>23442829
>actually fucked jet
LMAO

>>23442857
Perbraps...

>>23442837
i'm a sucker for les miserables, what can i say?

>>23442864
the price of a burger nowadays

>>23442842
thats true i think but she prefers the indirect route and i'm not sure the deject treatment would work on freddy

>>23442864
>not wanting America, the only strong moral force of good that can project its strength that exists in the world, to be on top
ISHYGDDT

>>23442855
He could outlift everyone in the house but his posture really nerfed his ability to generate power and center gravity resistance in his legs. He needs to start doing a lot more squats and hanging from a bar for a minute after each set

there’s a character in this snl sketch named angelina it’s a sign

>>23442855
You are not alone

That is NOT Benleaks lil bro lmaooo

>>23442875
The moment Freddy activated.

>>23442855
>daniew being projected as this potential come up
it was funny he was projected like tht because he wld mess it up

>>23442875
Klaus is Nero and Benleaks is his Sporus?

there is literally no such thing as a "multipolar world" lol, someone is going to end up on top even if it's not america

>>23442848
what about drunk dan acting like cole

>>23442874
he's not rocky

>>23442835
Lol Cute edit anon

>>23442866
icb you won't say anything abt my gif i worked very hard on it
>:(

>>23442885
i just can't laugh at genuine retards getting humiliated
jon was pushing it and he's well adjusted compared to dan and aryeh

>>23442874
I wanted a "force dan into a backbrace" fishtoy

thats why i wanted to hate humiliation arc to switch to seth. he isn't a retard he just sucks ass

>>23442878
>>23442882
when jimmy started rooting him on, i knew casting daniew was a terrible mistake

s4 was the best BECAUSE Ellie fell in love with Jet

>>23442884
no one will be as on top as murrica was post ww2 until recently

>>23442891
This but 'cripple Aryeh for life' fishtoy.

>>23442893
>can't be more interesting than a literal retard

>>23442889
I think it's pretty cool. I appreciate it

>>23442893
agreed

angel tummy

>talk up hot grils
>finally meet one who's dirty or super hot
>cum
>first cum rope does NOT hit the face but the pillow/wall/bed
>lose complete interest in gril
>ghost her
>move on two hours later to next timezone-country
>have 5,500+ likes in my like-inbox
I can't even use the Voice on these girls because I can't send voice messages and calling is too much of a commitment early on/annoying and I still get so many to pick from that it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Why Jin won't find himself a gf this way, I have NO idea. He didn't even seem like he had crippling anxiety or anything.

>>23442906
hey , shut up

>>23442901
they went tru a lot and now online nerds are keeping em apart makes me so fucking mad!

>>23442896
source: your bootyhole

>>23442906
Congrats on the sex bro

>>23442888
thank you <333

I really only like when people like Rachel get picked on. Picking on normal guys like Seth because he had an average of enough intelligence not to sell drugs or want to be rapper just seemed kind of forced and performative. Like yeah I'm a little garbage pail kid from the muh fuck this Seth dude mane he talk funny. It's Juggalo safe edgy like when people all decided to get psyopped into simping for Trish after the show to show they're not a chud

>>23442906
You missed the cumshot and it gave you the ick. Thats kind of weird and mentally ill i think

One of these days
You'll break me of many things
Some cold white day
But you're crazy if you think I would leave you this way

>>23442907
Perfect tummywagon

>>23442908
Why don't YOU find yourself a bf this way? Why the fuck doesn't everyone in /ftl/ leverage their first-world status to obtain a thirdie qt hottie that's at least 1-2 points higher than their own asset value? It's only like... 3 months of LDR, maybe $2000-4000 to visit her, and then $$$??? as you move in with her and decide whether to ship her back to the U.S. in a crate through spousal/fiance visa process.

>>23442913
picking on rachel was very funny to me because she reminded me of my old psychotic neighbour
exact same personality type. no sympathy for that cunt

>>23442915
I've been getting these recommended to me as well. I think YouTube thinks we're clowns.

>>23442913
People like seth should be nowhere near an entertainment show. It should only be fuckups like freddy / rachel / jimmy / tj / alex b where it feels good to see them get humiliated

>>23442913
>when people all decided to get psyopped into simping for Trish after the show
hey
sush it

>>23442911
*rips bong hit*
thanks breh

>>23442924
the tj sneak

>>23442912
Yw anon <3 don’t take Jin’s reply personally, he is traumatized from a certain gay nigga simp from a few weeks ago.

>>23442923
Youtube might be doing some sort of algo correction I dont know, I clicked on some super low viewer "podcast" now im binging chicks talking about nothing in they bedroom

>>23442928
talmbout that dank kush?

>>23442933
>>23442923
Can't relate. I only get nerd shit and RLM stuff on my page

my sources (leftist youtube recs i don't bother clicking) tell me putin is in the early stage of war with nato

hope you all fucking die you all deserve it

>>23442938
If jin did this he could get in angie's pussy in seconds

sources tell me yo fat nigga

We need to be Queer Eye for the /bant/ Guy: Jin

>>23442946
he needs to hop on min/fin i think

>>23442901
This was mints posting from the basement I bet chαt

>have slight bug problem in apartment
>put mousetrap where bugs run to
>few weeks later check up on it
bros

Yooo who let grandma out?

I wanna give Jin a haircut, put him in a fitted suit, and make him feel beautiful

babytank vibes imo

been watching college football for 10 hours

yall are missing out

>>23442906
she wanted you to SPLOOGE on her face
chαt?

>>23442952
is guppyposting part of the roseknight gimmick?

>>23442949
that doesn't look slight desu

>>23442936
your algo scripted nontent

>>23442952
dude....

>>23442954
fucking dire hands. ruined.

>>23442955
I dont know who Roseknight is b

>>23442913
The whole point of the show is to cast felted males to get picked on so Jet can look better in front of the girls I think chαt

>>23442948
It was me though. I was riling up the simps it wasn't suppose to be a documentary

>>23442959
Are you one to appreciate hands?

>>23442958
bro imagine black guy TTS going "you fucking retarded bitch youll never get a job now i have you on video saying the n word you dumb bitch JJJ"

>>23442952
They dont look 8

>>23442918
he's broke and too scared to drive or fly anywhere I think chαt

>>23442964
hands are pretty cool i think

>>23442936
That's a big spooky scorpion type thing chαt

>>23442942
That's mean chαt

>>23442971
They’re the sexiest body part i think

>>23442970
>he's broke
It's sad. The U.S. literally is the superpower of the world, and its poorest citizenry have the means to be in top 25% of income-earners in the world, if they're not there already, yet they waste it on complete slop day-in-day-out, or they just don't work and sacrifice years of income potential when their future-self really needs it. America has such high wages/salaries that there's no reason not to save $$$ and come up with a mini-ROMANCE ARC scheme for yourself with maybe 5-years planning ahead.

>>23442959
I dated a tomboy with hands that always looked like they were dirty once chαt but it didn't bother me all that much because she was still pretty otherwise I think chαt

>>23442956
they crawl on me when I sleep at night. i move out on thursday

>>23442829
aww, nice image

>>23442963
oh okay good work I guess chαt

why was she sucking on his toe?

>>23442976
thats true

>>23442974
Yeah it would be related to arachnida i think. It had 10 appendages (2 are small mouth parts) which makes them the same as spiders scorps and crabs.
I didnt watch that video so i have no idea wtf it is exactly

>>23442969
dark circles

>>23442949
you gotta hire a pest guy to spray around the inside and outside of the house I think chαt especially if you live in the south where the roaches are everywhere
chαt

>>23442961
Bro If I was in that situation I'd spaz and kick the shit out of mints in front of everybody

>>23442950
you're not into older women chαt?

claire if you can hear me please save us

>>23442984
she needed housing

>>23442951
Should probably make him take a shower and buy him some deodorant too while you're at it chαt

>>23442978
it's the bony fingers more than the dirt look i think but yeah it wouldn't be make or break by a long shot irl

>>23442984
immunity challenge

>>23442990
The South doesn't have roaches those are Palmetto bugs and they live outside and come in your home for food/warmth like any other bug. That guy has straight up Germans, those are the roaches that live in cities and are nightmares to get rid of

>>23442985
those are some S tier hands

>>23442992
That's what Jin should have done instead of make lame nontent references to 4chan and r9k I think chαt

>>23442990
It's in the midwest. It's gotten so crazy over the summer that I've never seen anything like it. Apartment complex won't do anything about it, but it's a low-tier apartment that I moved into years ago to live below my means, so it is what it is. I'm at war with the roaches every time I turn on the light, and thankfully the war with Benleaks has caught me how to kill a bug.

>>23442988
Stop imagining their buttholes you freak

>>23443001
Those are German cockroaches

never been into the whole yellow fever thing but asians have great hands i'll give them that
fair play to them

>>23442995
hooper is preventing us from getting a "talking shit playing sims" stream

>>23442952
the 1 on the left is ready

>>23443001
Sorry I didn’t read fully u know nvm

>>23443001
They look too big to be germans but I could be wrong chαt but yeah my mom has a house in NC and she has people spray inside and out at least once a month I think maybe chαt I've had them fly at my face before when I'm outside at night smoking a cigarette chαt they're bastard bugs chαt

>>23442949
Damn bro you live like this?

>>23443001
Yeah, my theory is someone from a big city moved in last spring and brought a shit load of these things in, and they've quickly multiplied.

>>23442980
kin ell

im bored

>>23442984
he liked the same movies as her

>>23443016
Just for a few months. My plan was to move out anyway in October, so I've just been shrugging as I kill them daily.

>>23442839
Trying to explain the godfather series to ftl doesn’t make sense to 99% of people here but it is a cultural classic

You guys going out for Rapeoween this year?

>>23442980
What the hell chαt

No use to fight back... EM EM AY

>>23443026
I hope

>>23442950
tj is going to twitchcon

>>23443020
Read a book
>>23443024
Im alergic to rodents, i bet my skin would crawl with how ichy it got if i spent a night in that place

>>23443014
They're Germans according to Google image of an early dead one last spring. I haven't bothered to research them much, but I'm not surprised to learn they're a bitch.

>>23443026
the /ftl/ Meetup is in SALEM MA this year I think chαt

I wish there was more Angie pics where she looks like pic related, Mexianon probably sees women like this on a weekly basis

>>23442984
tastes good

>>23443036
try your local crack den i think

>>23443034
oh okay yeah that sucks those are harder to get rid of I think chαt

>>23442952
Jet coded he likes the teenies

>>23443032
real....?

>>23443004
I find it interesting, the bugs. I wonder if new neighborhoods where they just bulldoze the woods and slap up a bunch of houses suffer from bug insurgencies trying to take back the land. My neighborhood is over 200 years old and there are no roaches. I get wolf spiders. But then places like NYC have roach problems.
>>23443001
Yeah, in the south, they have Giant FLYING cockroaches like they leveled up in Pokemon and their euphemism for them is Palmetto bugs.

>>23443026
My Xavier Ravenblood stuff is coming in from Amazon this week.

>>23443033
i dont know how 2 read

hangover starting to kick in i think

>>23443026
i don't go out ever

>>23443026
stream when

>>23442953
I fucking hate college football, I only watch NFL. Anything college related is a no for me

>>23443049
do you still hear bombs go off all the time?

>>23443050
Soon™

>>23443038
or just drive to LAWRENCE MASSACHUSETTS or some other city around there chαt

i legit havent left my house since sometime in July

>>23442953
Watching sports is for fags.

>>23442950
why does she make her face patsy white?

>>23443028
Exaggeration. A small one did crawl on me a few nights ago and woke me up. Annoying. The big ones mostly stay in the kitchen.

speaking of 2hollis, i was trying to figure out why his new gf looks so familiar, and i realized it's cuz she looks like trish

>>23443058
That is exactly what a fag would say.

>>23443052
>>23443058
it's fun to watch!

>>23443042
obviously not chαt

>>23443057
Based anon. If we did a poll, I bet there'd be a sizable number of anons who'd say the same.

recommend zoomer music to help me throw up before bed so i'm less hungover tomorrow

>>23443053
nah there's a "peace agreement" that got into effect a few days ago.
i think trump got tired of yahoos shit and rug pulled him.
shits pretty much completely in the air on what will follow now.

LIVE POLICE CHASE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WMM3BN_8_I

>>23443061
This girl is actually kind of pretty doh chαt

>>23443061
she looks like someone else too

>>23443066
Okay

>>23443065
It's really a bad thing. It's not good for your mental health to never go anywhere. Most people go crazy if they're at home for just a few days. The invention of grocery delivery has basically turned me into a hermit.

>>23443057
it's been 22 days for me chat

>>23443079
>The invention of grocery delivery has basically turned me into a hermit.
it's pretty cool chαt

>>23443079
Do you have agoraphobia or something anon?

>>23443079
Maybe we're just more powerful than normies. /ftl/ keeps me company.

>>23443068
was it still nonstop up until a few days ago?

>>23443079
>Most people go crazy if they're at home for just a few days
fucking casual normies

>>23443049
Is Jewtopia a good place for NEETs?

>>23443083
It's just work to leave the house. Much easier just to not.

>>23443079
>>23443080
you should probably go do stuff i think

normies are pretty cool to vibe with i think

>>23443083
i've been diagnosed with it yeah. Even as far back as elementary school a therapist told me I was going to turn into a hermit if I don't get my anxiety under control. It's whatever though at this point.

>>23443089
the less you do the less you feel able to do i think
>>23443090
fax

>>23443090
Klaus Alliance needs protecting.

>>23443094
kLaus alliance is collapsing after implementing the "hermet sentry" program

>>23443079
>>23443080
Did you at least clean your room?

>>23443092
Sorry anon <3 anxiety is a bitch

>>23443085
consistently on and off, i can also hear the choppers that bring wounded/btfoed soldiers to the hospital because we got the biggest one in the area.
>>23443088
the worst.
we got reverse neet bux where you need to pay monthly for simply existing and not working

longest i've ever gone without going outside must've been for almost 2 years straight
but this was a couple years ago when i was like 15 during the lockdowns

>>23443090
i will next wednesday chat. im very excited for it

a good tactic is to socialize and normiemax in short bursts then go back to losermaxxing the rest of the time i think

>>23443026
Do japs celebrate Halloween?
The alphafoid at work announced she was dressing up but everyone else is a semi autistic engineer so nobody else will

>>23443101
go get a food truck gyro

>>23443103
I love losermaxxing with my bant buddies

>>23443099
grim, cheers for the first-hand update its interesting

>>23443092
Could it be Avoidant Personality Disorder?

>>23443079
its okay bc humans are adaptable

>>23443106
Yeah they dress up and go out and party and shit

>Get SSDI because I went crazy in my mid 20s
>Used backpay to buy a decent trailer in the woods
>I've got a real roof, 2 big porches, and am putting hardwood floors in so its basically as good as a house
>Have fast internet because of starlink
>Can go literal months without going anywhere because walmart will deliver my groceries every month for $10
>Even though I'm completely socially isolated i talk to people on the internet to trick my brain into getting im getting some sort of interaction


when that therapist prophecized i was going to become a hermit she had no idea that it really wasn't going to be that bad

>>23443103
I volunteered for a year for my resume once upon a time, and it was the worst. Every time there was an activity, I'd hate going. Actually being there and the post-event clarity was OK, but overall the doing of things was pretty bad. Working was bad enough, but volunteering whilst working? ugh

Hey benleaks send this to norway he was looking for big purple pics

>>23443101
>a couple years ago when i was like 15

>>23443117
i had a phase of being a full-time normie in my late teens to early 20s and it was draining as fuck. too many people pulling at you. could only force myself to endure it for so long

>>23443096
erm...

>>23443107
i like falafel better

>>23443116
What happened in your mid 20s?
>i talk to people on the internet to trick my brain into getting im getting some sort of interaction
It kind of is, right? Visualize right now everyone in this thread either sitting at their desktops or in their beds phoneposting… real people….
>>23443123
Same reaction

>>23443101
>but this was a couple years ago when i was like 15
You are still young, you should really not mold yourself into a complete shutin at your age. You have plenty of time to become a scrooge later, force yourself into different situations and places just to not regret it later

much better to have a handful of close friends irl and then a bunch of incels on 4chan who barely tolerate you than a wide friend-group i think

I have disliked about 1/5 of the people ever met and can tolerate the other 4/5

You'll never know my name but this is my truest face

>>23443130
yeah you want to have an eventful youth so you can rest on your laurels feel smug later on i think

>>23443129
I've always had anixety issues but it is common for males who have more serious mental health issues for it to manifest in their mid-twenties. I had a full blown psychotic break and was put in the nuthouse.

>>23443129
>Visualize right now everyone in this thread either sitting at their desktops or in their beds
And what of the good Aphantasianites, ser?

>>23443131
This + ftl always runs the risk of some weirdo lurking the threads just looking for info on posters to dox them.
Its a public forum afterall, you arent really conversing about anything meaningful

>>23443140
im too drunk to understand the point you're trying to make i think

>>23443094
>>23443095
>wins

>>23443142
Base

>>23443137
I’m glad you’re doing better now and you figured out a life that works for you even if it’s not the norm, if you are happy anon <3
>>23443139
Um you don’t have to picture it… you can like… mentally conceptualize it…

>>23443127
This pic reminds me of that crazy Asian girl Vlogger that films herself cooking rice and stuff on top of a pile of trash that's covered in live roaches and other random bugs chαt

>>23443137
now I have something to look forward to as I approach my mid 20s thanks

>>23443155
If you are actually afraid of it then stay away from weed and uppers

>>23443140
come to the /ftl/ meetup this Halloween chαt I promise not to D word you chαt

wonder which fish has the most irl friends that they actually hang out with on a regular basis

>>23443158
binx maybe

or payton

>>23443154
This is an improvement I think chαt but she's still too Asian looking maybe chαt

>>23443157
I’ll be there i got my plane tickets

>>23443158
Freddy

>>23443156
weed is nontent now but I probably have holes in my brain already from smoking hundreds of bootleg carts in hs

Give money me, take friendship whoso list,
For friends are gone, come once adversity,
When money yet remaineth safe in chest,
That quickly can thee bring from misery;
Fair face show friends when riches do abound;
Come time of proof, farewell, they must away;
Believe me well, they are not to be found
If God but send thee once a lowering day.
Gold never starts aside, but in distress,
Finds ways enough to ease thine heaviness.

>>23443166
that's cool chαt

>>23443169
Did you girlboss too close to the sun?
Did they catch you having far too much fun?
Come with me, when they see us, they'll run
Something wicked this way comes

>Freddy literally beat the fuck out of Betty
>broke her phone
>snapped her cigarettes
>strangled her, impeding her airway for several seconds until she fought him off
>attempted to drag her and shove her into the trunk of his car and take her to an undisclosed second location away from Rachel's vicinity/hawk-eye
>a month later and literally nobody cares/talks about it
wtf

>>23443158
Jon maybe but he may have burned a lot of bridges by now
Letty maybe if you consider ip2 people as friends or human beings
Jc has her dance thing going on
Brian if fentanyl hasn't killed his friend circle

>>23443158
probably Letty maybe chαt

>>23443158
Mormon Kevin

>>23443172
snapping her ciggies was a bit much i think

>>23443172
well she said she went to the police to press charges chαt that's all we know that happened for now chαt

LaJon

>>23443172
Would people get mad if they brought freddy back?

ahhh hell nah this nigga bring parmasean cheese to the table
You know he was the kid mixing ranch and ketchup with barbeque sauce at lunch
https://x.com/FredericAnthon6/status/1977235510868205934

>>23443042
horny

>>23443158
Letty

>>23443172
fuck around

>>23443172
She had it coming

>>23443179
nah he's content
i don't think fishtank viewers take issue to bad people being on their screen

>>23443172
betty claims someone attacked her other every month

>>23443189
That's what happens when you try to hex someone with witch craft chαt it backfired on her and now demons are trying to felt her probably chαt

>>23443172
And then he said he was going to kill himself in the threads. Im p sure
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23257741/#q23258428

>>23443189
even if it happened no fishtank fan would ever believe a goonette cutter girl over freddy desu

>>23443193
I remember that chαt

Betty has been attacked all her life

>>23443193
freddy wouldn't get past the capcha i don't think

>>23443175
I like this answer

>>23443172
rachel's hawk-eye

>>23443123
lol

>>23443204
>>23443204
>>23443204
New