Thread 23444059

CryoGod Edition

>Watch here:
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://kick.com/cryokeen
https://www.fishtank.live/
https://x.com/fishtankislive
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos

Previous: >>23443204

>>23444059 (OP)
FTL NEWS

- Shadi has promised a STATUS UPDATE from our favourite alcoholic dog faced bitch princess Claire!
- Cryokeen went to the book store with his mummy <3
- Nigger Nina is going to India with Sam Pepper (isn't she already from Toronto, India lol amirite?)
- We love eating 'za in this general! This is a pro-'za general!

Nina gatekept by grafitti community

https://www.instagram.com/p/DPPYmFZD88b

Greetings Programs!

hey cryo

>>23444082
Hello Not Skitzy.

>>23444084
?

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

cryo

keen

will die alone

Nig

>>23444084
Cryo, if this is indeed you, then congratulations on one of the first non-low-tier, shit posts I've seen from you. You may be improving. Good job, and stay motivated.

>>23444085
You said you went on block me, but you didn't.Therefore, you're fake.You're fraud you're a phony. Or you're a liar , I don't know which is worse. I'm gonna continue to be angry at you for pretending to be another person for a while.

Shills are asleep we can freely talk about how s2 was the worst

>>23444099
I mean , it started out pretty okay , but the puking hot dog thing really was on another level. And yeah , it got really dark at times. The finale was crazy.I didn't like watching two people that I like to punch each other in the head.

>>23444098
ily cryo

>>23444099
not so fast

also i didn;t lie. i am greg. ill prove it on stream tomorrow

>>23444105
No you won't, GREGIMPOSTERPOSTER, because Greg has stated that he has never and will never post on /ftl/, and you were posting to watch streams one night whilst Greg was sound asleep in his bed. You are a fake, a fraud, a LIARposter each time you don the Skitzy_Va name.....

>>23444119
i have to publicly say i don't post here because it would be bad for my brand and you could clearly see me using my phone when i was posting during the streamathon.

>>23444067
Nigger can’t take what she dishes out like Jet

>>23444105
post a chinchilla right now to prove it

>>23444186
Nigga was ZONKED OUT
>using my phone
uhhuh....

TLP!!! TLP!!!!!!

>>23444187
Huh? What did she "dish out"?

>>23444196
sh-she was a bitch, okay, anon? it's obvious in her speech patterns!

>>23444196
In general. She’ll tear other people apart as a joke but gets sensitive if people do it to her. Wiggers and their women can’t deal with criticism

>>23444200
She wasn't being "sensitive" at all you autistic shitstain

Anyways

>>23444187
Letty

Nina Nigger

The Lettler

The Handjob Queen

Will make your cock scream!

>>23444203
She was expecting special treatment for being a e girl

Can’t stop salivating while thinking about Cyrokeen polishing erect obsidian shafts

>>23444211
No she wasn't, please kill yourself

>>23444213
Yes she was. Please free yourself from ninas mind control

>>23444239
Please free yourself from homosexuality

ninas mind control and homosexuality are both pretty cool i think

Shadi is a worse poster than Jin, nobody gives a fuck abt ur love life

>>23444250
depends if she gives detailed accounts of her twinks cock sizes i think

>>23444250
i just tune out when it turns into a shadi thread

luckily she mostly posts when i'm a sleep now

people would find that pretty cool i think

>>23444187
>awww you stalked my whole profile<3

im bored

just nutted

>>23444260
What did u nut to

>>23444260
pics or it didn't happen

>>23444263
should be simbal i think

>>23444264
Name?

>>23444261
paywalled cumshot facial porn

jokes on them i just recorded a small clip of the cumshot on a loop and nutted on my forehand

checkmate athiests

>>23444266
idk but she was nutted on a guy named Velvet Extacy

I swear by God this holy oath that I shall render unconditional obedience to the Leader of the Cryogods, Haeley Merrill-Schroeppel, and that as a brave soldier I shall at all times be prepared to give my life for this oath.

>>23444263
face built for facial abuse

>>23444270
based

>>23444270
Very Good Loyal Cryo Soldier

You must consume the Ritual Beverage.

Supplies are Limited.

my downloads folder is 3-4 years old now. i have various memes saved from all seasons and non fishtank related memes

Trisha Delisha

the way she would just look at the camera all sexy and sultry like

>>23444250
Lets not go that far but she does suck.
Too fat for showers, her life must be miserable and stinky

>>23444265
>simbal

>>23444289
My posts aren't that bad

boring jin nontent fakecel low iq cole

boring shadi nontent personal diary low iq claire

>>23444277
Same, it's clocking in at 80gb atp

Finally watched The Rapeman for the first time last night and it was pretty cool.

>>23444272
here comes the cryo
and I say it's all right

Will they kiss?

Is this real?

https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1o4nwvg/season_4_real_ending/

>>23444319
better question: will people actually watch this?

here comes the sun nigger nigger

>>23444322
no but i'm glad it will exist

>>23444067
This is the most embarrassing ninaseethe I've ever seen and he doesn't even know who letty is.

the original lyrics to "baby you're a rich man too" was "baby you're a rich fag jew"

lennon wrote it for their manager brian epstein (no relation i think)

>>23444319
ok, buwt no mow gay shit

>>23444334
Still not as embarassing as that Canadian creep ITT

>>23444320
Reddit sucks so much dick where are all of the angie posts???

Creature’s boyfriend FaceTimed with Matt and Shane on the Shane Gillis podcast

>>23444364
Link + timestamp

Guys ive heard Clarks desert boots run a bit big, Im between 10 and 10.5, I should get sz 10 Clarks right

>>23444368
Suck my pennis

Sex with Binx

>>23444368
do you buy shoes in person?

i decided to watch Fantastic Four it's pretty good

>>23444371
Gang Bang Binx after visiting the Angie Chamber One Point Oh

>>23444368
Yeah they run big I wear 10.5 US and have 9.5 desert boots to not have heel slip.

>>23444421
I'm scared we are gassing cryo up too much he's gonna crash out really hard now

>>23444371
Meeting binx at the post punk goth show
Worshipping Satan with binx
Hating your parents with binx
Brainstorming ways to findom binx simps with binx

>>23444416
What- what happens in the Angie hl map??

>>23444429
Nothing much

>>23444355
Reddit sucks so they're somehow still seething about Angie

>>23444412
Suck my pennis.

>>23444430
Cryo is my e-autistic older brother

Manifesting the cyro and his supporters suicide arc

>>23444440
why

>>23444440
Cryogods can never die!

>>23444440
>>23444426

AAAAAAAUUUURRRGGHHHAAA

Can’t wait to watch s2 streamer uhh

>>23444440
cryogods r eternal

van pisses me off, nigger should be homeless

Can’t wait to watch the next s2 collab with uhh

>>23444067
can you post the vid? n*ggergram doesnt let me watch it

My favorite distinctive memorable s2 contestant was umm

>>23444446
Why not? One less freakshow and waste of oxygen on earth is a step in the right direction

>>23444366
I don't know how

>>23444366
I had my son show me
https://youtu.be/YwmcHiAFRPc?si=mnwEeusokJbiFcdq&t=252

>>23444467
Happy Sunday Anon Jesus Loves You

>>23444467
Cryo has contributed more to the world than you ever will

>>23444472
He from philly doe

>>23444479
By being a sperg online? lmao

>>23444478
God isn't real kill yourself

>>23444482
What have you done? How many people have you entertained? Let's see your twitter follower count.

>>23444484
>twitter follower count create value for the world
Go outside and get off the internet some time

>>23444483
<3

>>23444481
I hate him

Is it pink

Does it stink?

Pimping aint easy. If it was everybody would do it.

fire man

>>23444486
Meanwhile you're a pathetic incel with no followers haha

cryo is about 20 subs away from 5k :) ;) over 3,500 videos since 2007, what a wonderful creative young lad!

>>23444506
Wow! That's amazing! What a creative and prolific artist with a taste for politics and edy comedy like MDE!

I'm going to SUBSCRIBE to CRYOKEEN on YOUTUBE right now! Thanks Chat!

>>23444508
Of course of course. with over
videos

3,706 to date and counting, he is a resounding up and comming celebrity we can all agree deserves AT LEAST 5,000 youtube subscribers! Have a good day sir!

You as well sir!

(delete this part of script before uploading to bant)

LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!!!

Jewish Honkers make the world go round and sperm semen ejaculate

boop! oh no! transformation gone wrong!

>>23444513
Hi, I just wanted to let you know that those are some great knockers

>>23444513
not jewish

beaner

>>23444416
this needs to be a real room

>>23444514
Cryo, when's the last time you went to church?

yall should check out this indie artist on youtube called cryokeen

his stuff is really avant garde

>>23444319
this will be kino

Heard the news.

Rest in peace Norway. You don't need to fight anymore Taytriot.

>>23444537
he lives in god's country. there is no need for a building

tomorrow's the 13th but it's also a Monday

>>23444537
probably last year or the year before. I keep meaning to go , but I end up not going. I'll see if I can find any nice online church streams on youtube

I can’t stand Sam’s new voice he uses for his videos. It’s like someone is using an AI voice of him. Just everything about new Sam sucks. Outside of fishtank his last great content was the streams talking shit on superchat. No credit to Jet who just sat there all awkward fake laughing reading the superchats. I’ve said it before here but once he did that Charlie Kirk fake crying and “this is you, and this is you” I lost all hope for him. We will never see funny Hyde again.

>>23444604
do you think sam really thought the civil war 2 was happening or was he just saying what his fans wanted to hear

>>23444609
he thought civil war 2 was happening

>more shows to be announced
Yeah we ain’t getting Sam live anytime soon. Dead nigga kirkz got him all scared and him shouting dirty Indians and niggers won’t match up to his current “smarty pants suit” grifting he’s currently doing.

>>23444602
Once you have kids you'll understand man

>>23444611
‘Publicans wanted civil war 2 so fucking bad so they could cosplay as this faggot from that civil war movie

>>23444612
nigger what
it was just the second to last PGL episode where all three expressed they want to get on the road again
stupid ass

>>23444620
Well let’s see if they do that I’ll be waiting to buy a ticket

>>23444602
Jay dyer is his main writer for rw grifter stuff. Sam is taking on his douche nigger style

We need to be bullying niggers
https://youtube.com/shorts/1a_VE0srWRE?si=PU44dQthwGD4vgYP

>>23444623
they also made it a point that they don't even need to make an effort or worry about putting on a good show for people to show up, and then tried reeling that back when they realised how it sounded lol

>>23444625
remember when scott sullivan destroyed this guy in a debate, thats the real reason he got blacklisted

>>23444627
White niggers are a more direct nuisance than black niggers in my area. And there’s a lot of them

>>23444632
TAG is retarded from the outset, all everyone has to do when encountering TAG faggots in the wild is judo that shit

>>23444633
yeah man white people sure are the problem you jewish retard

>>23444638
they are not white, being white is in your brain, not in your skin color

>>23444641
that's retarded
you're retarded

>>23444602
can u be nice bc he’s lurking and he’s gonna get upset

>>23444628
I went to their show last year and it wasn’t anything special just the usual shouting or schizo talking or Alex Schultz talking like a nigger about how he got molested

>>23444649
Alex is the only one who made an effort
he's also the only one who was any good

>>23444647
Yeah I hope he’s lurking and realizes he’s not funny anymore. Old Sammy died with Jeremy Gold

>>23444641
faggot, stick to talking about fishtank

Sam told me directly to get an adjustable mandible jaw thing to help me not choke to death when I sleep.Because it's true I'll wake up gasping for air but I can't stand cpap machines

>>23444656
wiggers are fishtank.live producers, you dumb shit
report me, cunt

>>23444656
Wigger self-report

i want to butt fuck angelina

>>23444641
by your definition I wouldn't consider you white because you're a dumb nigger

>>23444660
fishtank is for entertainment not people i would like to live next to

>>23444664
She has a cute little brown butt

>>23444665
jews want to have a word with you

>>23444651
they never went to estonia

post some fishwhore feet fishnigger simps

>>23444674
Sam is in Rhode Island, Estonia, fool

my captcha says gdmtj god dammit TJ
damn you for not going with Binx you could've stopped the mugger maybe

>>23444683
yeah bro TJ is definitely the type of guy that would fight a mugger and totally not just awkwardly let it happen

you think monkey girl will ever show her monkey girl butthole?

I dont think the term Snow Bunny has ever been said in Fishtank or anything fishtank related

The closest weve ever had is Peter insulting Summers honor calling her a coal burner

Gigi Moon will be on season 5 !!!!

>>23444710
Snow bunny is only used by porn brained black nasty niggas

>>23444718
im a mud shark for med girls

>>23444722
Your brown

>>23444250
I think if it’s 3-4am and there is nothing else going on in the thread it’s whatever

>>23444714
Angie mentioned the mom tank concept as a good idea. She knows what’s up

>>23444724
idk those hours are when ftl gets goofy and silly and jimmymoded, always bit disappointing to encounter buzzkill whale around then

>>23444710
You're so fucking brown it's indescribable

>>23444632
Scott was right this guys a faggot of the worst kind and his lying to make it seem like Scott accepted a real debate is enough to tell you
>>23444635
What is TAG?

>>23444710
What the fuck are you talking about man

>pizza is so bad
>it's so terrible for you
>why even eat pizza
>m-muh fruits are better
No. Fruitfags are the worst. They eat their shitty little fruits and think, "oh I'm eating something healthy; it's natural; it's nature's candy; I get to eat whatever I want from it," and without having done research, all they're doing is dumping unnecessary fucking calories into their system and obtaining vitamins that could have been obtained through healthier and better sources. Fruit is the worst. It's abysmal. It doesn't even taste good. These fucking... Europeans who hate on the fact that sugar is pumped into American products, yet they sit around eating fruit as if that's much better. Fruitfags are the worst.

>>23444759
>Fruit is the worst. It's abysmal. It doesn't even taste good
you are a defective organism

Will we ever see kino like Season 2 ever again?

>>23444763
no its over jets wants to cast lolcows now

>>23444760
>Bananas
Ugh
>Strawberries
Fuck no
>Mangoes
One of the top 5 worst foods I've ever tasted
>Tomatoes
LOL SO FUNNY ANON
>Kiwi
Just terrible
>Blueberries
Literal children's food
>Blackberries/raspberries
Not bad, I'll admit that, but far too expensive for their value
>Apples
Almost all are garbage tier, and the nutritional value sucks
>Pineapple
Fuckapple
>Watermelon/melons
Annoying to cut up and frequently too annoying and cold to eat
>Coconuts
Terrible
>Grapefruit
Decent, but annoying to cut up
>Oranges
Bad and children's soccer-game tier.

Fruits just suck.

we all misunderstood what jet meant by generational bangers

>>23444770
Also,
>m-muh pesticides
>eats fruit by the bucketful
Strawberries and so forth are the ones with pesticides on them... not fucking... pizza.

>>23444681
not horrible

>>23444778
>vitamin C is also abundant in bell peppers, broccoli, cauliflower, and leafy greens

>>23444742
why is every white guy nowadays like

yoo what the fuck are you on about dude, huh what ? Well that is weird *confus*

>>23444718
People on black tiktok say snowbunny all the time

>>23444770
So you essentially have the palate of a picky six year old

>>23444770
you gave the 2 most positive responses to the 2 worst fruits in that list lol

yeah anyway you weren't supposed to be a person or alive

Scurvy is a meme pushed by Big Fruit.

Fruit is bad mommy

I WANT CANDY

>>23444770
All berries are great and watermelon with feta cheese is the best tasting fastest food option available ever

Fruit are good when youre a kid

Legumes is where is at

>>23444770
>raspberries are good but i'm poor so fruits are bad

>>23444789
Fruit is for children. Adults enjoy meals of vegetables, meat, and grains.

>>23444805
Yeah which for you means burgers and pizzas

>>23444802
is that a breadbowl sandwich

>>23444803
No, being frugal and investing your money to ensure a sizable trust fund that will accumulate wealth over 30+ years and provide financial benefits to your children, children's children, and their children, and help ensure your family dynasty succeeds and you are remembered as the hero of your family, is much better than buying LE FRUIT XD

>>23444787
Because black people are gross and retarded

Fruit is fucking awesome but it’s gotta be ripe. Most stuff at the store is sour acidic stuff harvested way too early.

>>23444808
Burgers and pizzas can be healthier than fruits, yes.

>>23444812
The raspberry is a trap. You spend so much for so little that it's pointless even to buy.

>>23444797
idk blueberries are ether amazing or awful and bitter. It might be me though I roll the dice every time I but some if they are any good.

Has anyone ranked the season 2 eppisodes?

>song simp
>dance simp
>fruit simp
what's next on the chopping block, breathing? Oh you inhale O2? What are you an oxygen simp?

Maybe if you fishniggers ate more fruit instead of pizzas and burgers you might've had a chance with these 3/10 mystery meat perma femcel hoes
>>23444828
But a good batch of blueberries is like nothing else

>>23444604
haha he's dying his beard

>>23444815
>spend nothing and set up a trust fund to be the hero of your family
>your kid grows up to drop out of high school and fuck a drug addict reality show producer

>>23444770
youre a subhuman who doordashes fast food

>>23444838
Name one thing I've been wrong about. Also, (bottled/filtered)watersimps, who reside within the Western civilized world, are terrible and disrespect the ingenuity of potable water on a mass scale.

>>23444784
all of those taste like shit

>>23444832
>continuing to watch fishtank episodes after S01E02

>>23444877
you eat fast food all day

>>23444878
cauliflower and broccoli taste great when they're drenched in cheese sauce

>>23444427
I want to meet vimp

>>23444878
>eating food for the taste
If I could, I would annihilate taste, you fucking tastesimp. Food is for the caloric and nutritional content, nothing more, nothing less. Tastesimps are the reason we as a civilization have unsustainable food production practices, especially the obsession with harmful red meat.

>>23444880
What?

>>23444888
washed bit atp

>>23444888
youve proven you dont know anything about nutrition except twitter theories youve read posted by skinnyfat schizophrenic people who have never worked out in their lives

>>23444888
known nutrient dense food, pizza, youre a terrible larper

>>23444877
I will outlive your entire bloodline hater of all things good on this Earth

>>23444810
sublime stuff

>>23444883
>muh fastfood
>muh doordash
Only occasionally. The real king of food is located within the perimeter of the red circle shown in the attached image.
>canned vegetable and meat for simple consumption
>carbs to the heart's desire
>pastas and sauce
Only cookingsimps focus on the areas outside the red circle.

>>23444894
>Benleaks coming in for a quick jab
Nice try.

>>23444888
Masterful bait sir

We should also ban sex and masturbation.As genitals are only for procreation

>>23444453
season 2 cast is based 4 not wanting 2 b streamers and just going back 2 their lives
>>23444456
nobody wants 2 see any1 from season 2 collab with losers like Burt and Mizzy
>>23444461
>>ummm
based TJ god

>>23444912
The sooner we accelerate into an IVF-only society the better

>>23444894
>>23444913
>>23444916
COINCIDENCE? I think not.

>>23444877
I don't mind water filters but seeing people drinking bottled water on the show or on live streams does annoy the fuck out of me. I drink straight from the sink tap but my city has its own water system. I still think that one world peace sketch is funny but in reality I doubt your body processes any sort of bad stuff in your water and just passes it out unless it's like cholera or e coli or something alive that attacks the immune system

Out of weed for a few hours had to crack open the kief jar :\

>>23444925
VERY INTERESTING, Mr. Leaks.

>>23444925
I think so

Who will play the Buffy role in BG2

>>23444315
Rape man is a cool guy

>>23444894
All truth. No lies detected.

>>23444925
nope just me #cryokeen !!!
Hey I'm Haeley 'CryoKeen' Veteran YouTuber (Since 2007) over 3,000 Videos and growing!
I am a Video Game Level Designer, UFO Enthusiast, FishTank & Sam Hyde Fan, Aspiring Actor, News Guy

>>23444838
he hates everything

>>23444943
Wow that's so inspiring i'm going to www.youtube.com/cryokeen right now and subscribing , to get him past five thousand subscribers!

Jarvis build me a brutalist house

Is jarvis order me a waifu

>>23444943
>Benleaks pulling out his typical "#cryokeen" signature
Already have the evidence it's you.
>hater of Klaus Alliance member
>atp
>Benleaks shows up within minutes of the atp-posting
>atp-poster posts an mp4 file that as seen in the archives is linked to Benleaks
>now atp-poster casually throws out Benleaks's #cryokeen line
The Deceiver Accelerationist ratposting will one day be purged from these threads, and anons will be able to grow vegetables (not fruits) from the manure spread to the fields from the shit eating faction exploding.

Does Betty still have a fish tank?I have a hard time believing that she could take care of her fish since she got raped by freddie a month ago though I wish her look and I wish her well

Also, she needs to start masturbating again.Her simps are starving probably

>>23444901
where did you get this screencap?
wouldve been before s4 went live, never saw it posted until weeks after, same as this one

>>23444687
TJ got in the face of a stream sniper in japan you stupid nigger

>>23444952
I think we need AI poster to come back and enforce property thread etiquette

>>23444954
Jet nepstein in the fresh

>>23444795
truuu

>>23444955
No he didn't

my favorite hobby is raping abi

>>23444955
wow hes so brave

>>23444956
That is AI poster his new bit is baiting by making absurd statements

>>23444952
I'm glad you stopped using GPT to write your posts for you. AIposter is finally undergoing his character growth arc.

>>23444963
Braver than you

americans not being gay for one day, challenge failed

>>23444952
My name is Ashanti “Jetical” Nashon Sloan (“Jetical”) • To: Any person or entity implicated by the conduct described below, including private actors, employees/contractors of law-enforcement/justice agencies, and affiliated third parties.
Purpose: To give formal notice of alleged criminal conduct; to identify controlling Title 18 provisions (terrorism and related federal crimes); to demand preservation of evidence; to request independent federal investigation; and to repudiate any coerced “consent” or statements attributed to me.
I. Allegations (summary)

I allege a multi-actor pattern of: (a) drug-facilitated assaults and coerced “agreements” concerning my body and medical autonomy; (b) stalking, surveillance, and illegal recording, including engineered scenarios and non-consensual intimate imagery; (c) harassment and intimidation, offline and online; (d) tampering with evidence and obstructing my access to courts, records, and accounts; and (e) proxy abuse via family or acquaintances to “speak for me,” despite my explicit revocation of all such authority. These acts were allegedly coordinated by private individuals and aided/abetted by some persons acting “under color of law.” All “consent” or “confessions” obtained while I was drugged, threatened, or otherwise incapacitated are void.

>>23444970
Shut up faggot

I'm ai anon and ashanti sloan and cryokeen and benleaks and klaus and julius

>>23444971
love this fact

Americans probably think culture is an app or something retarded niggas

>>23444987
lmao

>>23444987
haha innit

where is klaus :(

Based Lubecooch

>>23444956
I analyzed a few of mine own posts and asked Analysis to conduct a psychological profile of mineself. Attached is the result.

>>23444994
>last post was 10hrs ago
Wtff