Thread 23445093

Things you know, that you didn't know 'you know'. Unlocking Core Memories

Pic rel, you know exactly what this is and where you're at on the map

>>23445093 (OP)
I sucked too much to unlock Sebulba.

>>23445094
These little fuckers hurt but damn they were fun, sneaky mid class skirmishes under tables were the best

>>23445093 (OP)
>IT'S A NEW LAP RECORD

>>23445102
Checked. Kino

>>23445103
This but Sobe in glass bottle
Fuck them I hope they out of business for switching to plastic.

>>23445103
they started making these again a while ago

Reminds me of that rothchilds thread "axe me a question" So, what is the key to unlocking genetic memory from ones bloodline?

>>23445109
What was the purpose of this and why did all millennials experience this?

>>23445109
Also, checked

>>23445115
Our parachute was military surplus that was given to the school, and from what i understand schools were given them after wwii ( i dont know if thats true, but military definitely gave them to schools)

>>23445093 (OP)
that bulge

>>23445093 (OP)
I was an innocent young boy when this game came out. Now I’m a disgusting 35 year old drug addict.

For my adventurers out there

>>23445115
Teaches cooperation, makes an overhead enclosure that kids love, tires them out with an easy activity. Ours had handles and we had to wave it in unison to get it to inflate. I don't know why teenagers are in that one I never saw one past elementary school.

>>23445115
It's just fun

>>23445123
>fun
you poor deprived little cunts

I was playing this game at my grandparents in the U.P. when Katrina was going down. Good times I want to go back.

>>23445114
wow that one hits. That shit never worked though.

>>23445124
Überbased grandpa

>>23445111
This one goes hard.

>>23445093 (OP)
It's just amazing that within 25 years nobody bothered to produce a sequel. There are hundreds of Star Wars games but none feature pod racing.

>>23445109
Didn’t know americas had this too, assumed it was a bong school thing.

>>23445096
Same. I still beat him but I never unlocked him.

You didn't...right anon?

>>23445104
Now this is podracing.

>>23445117
the military gave you a rainbow parachute? lol

>>23445138
No I had older sisters and they had a lot of friends and they all thought I was cute

>>23445093 (OP)
No, I didn't play that.

>>23445093 (OP)
Nothing hits harder than this core memory though https://youtu.be/uwwk_rawgJQ?t=25

>>23445101

This doesn't work.

>>23445134
maybe because everyone else who played it grew up and graduated to Wipeout games

You either flicked it and tried to get it to hang off the edge of the table, or make a field goal through your opponent's hands

>>23445131

I bought it myself. Xp75 not the 50 lol

>>23445145
It can work, depends on the scratch. Also car light clusters. You can polish out scratches anon.

Putt Putt was peak

>>23445114
I thought this only existed in the Phillipines

>>23445147
F-Zero 99 is decent. But Nintendo are too gay to make a modern sequel.

>>23445126
Neither did blowing bubblegum, I don't care what the jews say

>>23445138
What were these toys even supposed to do? There was some weird stuff, like Koosh Balls too.

>>23445099
Those are some weird skateboards.

>>23445148
You take turns trying to hang it off the edge for the touchdown and then flick the extra point if you make it. You get a field goal attempt if your opponent sends it over the edge three times in a row. At least that's how it was played in my family.

>>23445094
still use these to kill the random fly that won't stop nothing me.

Does anyone remember some sweets in a cardboard box about 4cm x 10cm, fruit shaped like little bananas and apples etc, they were hard like chalky based stuff? Been wanting to try them again for years, oh another was a pink panther based carton drink that you got little cards with, think it may have been a strawberry milkshake?

>>23445095
Put these on the ceiling for a date once.
Told her we were going to look at the stars together. Best sex both of us had up to that point, so we got married.

>>23445152
Lol. The whole Humongous catalogue was great, the only ones I don't remember much are Freddi Fish.

>>23445160
runts m8

>>23445156
The girls would put it in their hair like a scrunchie or whatever. The boys would put their dick in it and secretly LOL when their sister's friends wore it.

>>23445160
Runts?

I am a zoomer and none of the images on this thread elicit any memories.
You old middle-aged fucks should get your life together and start a family already instead of shitposting here.

>>23445166
It will happen to you too. Things will get so bad you reminisce about these days with your friends. And then they will get worse.

>>23445093 (OP)
I played this game constantly as a kid so it never left my brain

Psst - I can stay on top on the Abyss track while going max speed. You may kneel to my awesomeness now.

Teemto Pagalies and Bozzie Baranta has the best podracer

>>23445093 (OP)
damn son

i literally won a price with this game, and this was the only price i ever won in my whole life

i guess that was back in 2000 or so, at my dad´s job place. He was working at the gemoetrische Analfickzentrale Vermssungundund Auswertungsabteilung and there was a summer festival and then there was a challenge with this game on N64, and i already knew that game because i played this Star Wars game at my friends house Ullrich Bergmann von Inzelhausen and i won, i just won, so i had the fastest lap. And i got a piece of paper that said "YOU WON" and my parents they were so proud, they said "wow we didnt knew you are good for something at all"... and yeah it was just nice, a nice memory.

and btw today there is a refugee shelter in that complex, it burnend down like 2-3 times and several people got stabbed, mostly albanians. Yeah that´s Germany

2000= based
2025= cringe

>>23445165
>>23445163
That's the fuckers! Tyty

>>23445134
KOTOR has a swoopracing minigame which is close enough

>>23445095
>>23445161
I put these up with blacklights and fucked girls on MDMA

>>23445100
anyone know the artist who created these? he did some meme videos for FFXI online and never downloaded them

>>23445138
I member when everyone had one of those at school and me and my grandma were at the dollar store and I asked her if shed buy me one and she yelled that it was a demonic sex toy. I was 13 and didnt think about putting my dick into one until after she said it. Needless to say I borrowed my friends and fucked the shit out of it for like a week before giving it back lol

>>23445115
>What was the purpose of this and why did all millennials experience this?
idk but my cat loved it when i made my bed and hed jump in. i miss him :(

Nick GAS

>>23445107
I found a glass one in my storage unit that had decade old piss in it.

>>23445093 (OP)
Bulba... Tattooine... blocking out the sound of my parents screaming... it's all coming back great job anon

>>23445094
I'm proud to say I have taught the next generation the power of the paper

>>23445093 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Richard_Goldberg&diff=prev&oldid=368460805

>>23445101
R.I.P. Warez Gold #7
you were the best

>>23445093 (OP)
astalavistaboxsk

>>23445180
lol precious memory's

>>23445140
The US military's primary mission is to make the world safe for sodomy everywhere

>>23445136
this game was insanely popular in Poland. the localization involved some of the top actors and that's probably why

>>23445181
I swear to God we were having a battle with those things in middle school, I shot one at my friend and after he dodged it, it hit this chick directly in the tit. She freaked out and our school tried to ban them. I still feel bad about it

>>23445093 (OP)
>No one posting about building camps in the woods

>>23445169
Remember when my city got one of these. Whole town came together to assemble it, and to fund the wood pieces everyone that donated 50$ got their name engraved on a wooden plank used to make the fence. bretty based

>>23445134
There was a scene in Andor where an Imperial was either playing it, or watching it on tv. It was hard to tell, it went fast.

>>23445169
That looks exactly like the one I grew up near. Did they mass produce those things across the US?

>>23445093 (OP)
Nostalgia is a mental illness in the digital age.

>>23445190
Or how porn manage to spawn in every creek, in every town across america.

>>23445138
I didn't but I thought about it.

>>23445195
I’m a leaf and it was the same up there too, oddly.

>>23445142
My condolences.

>>23445114
my face is sore from just looking at that image and the smell, I don't think you can forget even that if you tried.

>>23445145
The point is that you tried it.

>>23445194
>Just forget, goy. Only recognize the current time, its the default. It was never better then this
pretty sure your brown

>>23445098
I had one of these when I was a young adult. Kino device.

>>23445195
Man, me and my buddys found a duffelbag full of pornos in the woods one time behind the middle school. idk if it was from some kid's dad or some creep jacking it to the kids or what but it was great.

I wonder what that was all about. Why does everyone have a porno in the woods story? who was doing it and why? Is this some great tradition that no one ever talks about?

>>23445157
It’s for working underneath your car, retarded favela monkey.

>>23445160
Runts. Originally a Wonka brand. Now I ocasionally see them in bulk vending machines instead of orange boxes.

>>23445190
formula on this site for the last 20 years is and always will be:
>op posts general topic
>people ignore the topic and just mimic op's image mindlessly like stupid cunts.
see op: video game
900 video games posted with little regard to the topic he stated

>>23445115
A little way to foster togetherness, relieve stress and have a bit of harmless fun. Before 9/11 anyway
>inb4 inevitable "nothing was ever good nobody was ever happy" zdoomer post

>>23445171
Rare actually funny krautpost. It’s a miracle.

>>23445193
I think so, they seemed to be somewhat modular and varied in size
The one near me was gigantic, but got torn down eventually and replaced with some gay plastic shite

>>23445207
I think the zoomers who post this are all brown because they came to western countries after the party ended.

>>23445129
G4 was so Kino
How do you explain something like that to a generation that never knew a time before Gamergate

>>23445093 (OP)
Hmm, doesn't unlock anything. I never used sebulba and never got to that track

>>23445157
Gym class butt scooter.

>>23445184
haha
I had some elite warez cds in the late 90s. software/games were so small it had a shit ton on them.

>>23445209
>The one near me was gigantic, but got torn down eventually and replaced with some gay plastic shite
A metaphor for western civilization

>>23445185
was that a sequel to astalavista?

>>23445203
I'm pretty sure it was freemasons doing it. The distance from the Masonic Lodges correlates to the amount of porn found near children's areas of discovery.

>>23445093 (OP)
My dream as a dumb kid was to become a star racer and fuck this chick while we ride in that flying car while listening to Linkin Park but instead I ended up to be an alcoholic wagie fucking a crazy chick that I don't even love

>>23445093 (OP)
>Things you know, that you didn't know 'you know'. Unlocking Core Memories
I wonder if i can access the memories of me being a little baby. I don't remember any of it, but most of my personality was shaped back then.

>>23445211
Video games evolved so drastically every generation that it was mind blowing growing up. Now you can play Minecraft when you are 8 and turn 18 and still be playing it.

>>23445217
The small town I grew up in (1500 people including the surrounding area, today) had a freemason temple there, oddly enough. I wonder if youre on to something?

>>23445093 (OP)
It's a right turn after that bend then a long drift to the left before you hit the caverns.
That was a fun game.

>>23445203
me and my friend just went to the market stall that sold them for almost nothing, brand new but previous issues.
we ended up with 42 of them in 2 stacks under his floorboards when we were about 14.
eventuallt he grew tired of storing them so we distributed them in the hedges around the town.
i kept a handful of the best ones - one day my mother almost found them, so I burned them in a pit in the garden.

>>23445096
>Sebulba
Wasn't that great he just did a lot of damage & could take damage but his racer wasn't as agile.

>>23445093 (OP)
Based this game was fire

>>23445219
The first few years of a child’s life are interesting. You have no memory of it but it lays the foundation for who you become for the rest of your existence. An abused child will forever carry that in their subconscious. A loved child will be more trusting and bonded with their parents. What you were fed, whether it’s breast milk or formula will determine your IQ and likelihood for a slew of cancers and health conditions as you grow. Yet all of it is out of your control, and largely also out of your memory all together.

>>23445093 (OP)
My brother punched me on the final lap of this race and made me go off course so he could win. I cried and my dad came in the room and whooped his ass. Sore loser fucker I smoke your ass at podracers bitch I always win.

>Insaniquarium and other browser/flash games
>those lollipops that crackled on your tongue
>fucking Adidas Roteiro, Joga Bonito and first two series of Nike Total 90s
>the fantastic smell that new VW car interiors had in the era of Passat B5
>the racing sim steering wheel toy
>energy star BIOS screen
>restaurants with dark gray "carpets" on the walls
>the godly smell of VHS renting shops
Take me back...

>>23445220
Crazy that the gap between GTA 5 and 6 is as much as the SNES and Xbox 360
>>23445210
I never even considered that angle but it's possible, and the white ones are so negrified it's a lateral move anyhow

>>23445227
are you a nigger

>>23445223
Based Hustler hustler hahahah making money and getting good pornos. Do you own a business now that you're an adult? Thats some good business sense.

>>23445102
It didn't taste like bubblegum

>>23445093 (OP)
Holy Facebook thread, Batman

>>23445176
>demonic sex to
>666
Grandma was right

here's your funny feelings "lifehack".

>>23445229
Will the NPCs in gta6 be powered by AI? Theoretically you could make them very advanced.

>>23445230
No I'm a rural white

>>23445203
Its actually a very strange phenomenon thats never discussed. There's a few things like this, that everyone somehow experienced dispite location or access to knowledge of trends/cultures in other areas

>>23445221
>I think you’re on to something
Ya it’s almost like Masonic lodges are always carefully placed. Like this one in Massachusetts conveniently next to an ild folks home AND a children’s school.

>>23445215
It's probably now full of homeless junkies doing gay shit and browns with too many kids even

>>23445098
Did anyone else have one of these fucking things? Name was Ogo, it was strictly an email/text/IM device. I autistically wanted a mailbox sp like in paper mario, and an ad for this thing happened to pop up on aol. Really pointless to have a cell device that can't make calls, but middle school me was thrilled with it.

>>23445234
I seen my did-gets and thought the same thing. RIP Grandma, she knew the truth of things.

>>23445094
>no staples across the front
Pussbag.

>>23445093 (OP)
I don't

>>23445229
It clicked with me one time when I was discussing with coworkers how I thought the 1950s would have been a better time to live. Then a brown girl I worked with chimed in that “maybe it was better for white men.” That’s when I realized I’d heard similar seething about the past being better on here too.

>>23445093 (OP)
That game had some pretty bullshit difficulty at times, but we still beat it out of sheer spite

>>23445231
didn't even think of reselling them. we just collected them. even bought one that had a free video tape taped to the front.
probably should have sold them, but some dickhole would have said something and we'd have been found out.
once we filled a tin can with old rags, poured in some methylated spirits and some other kind of fuel, closed the can lid up and set it on fire, then started playing catch with it - when it flew it left a 6 inch rocket flame behind it with a whooshing down. after 5-10 minutes a neighbour of his stuck his head over the fence shouting "if you don't put that out right now, I'm going to call the police!" ruining the fun.
so we threw it on the dirt and tried to put it out, but it was burning pretty well, took several attempts throwing soil on it.
had a lot of games like that

>>23445162
You know the one with the hedgehog or groundhog who goes through everyday normal life. I have a theory about this stuff now.

>>23445237
god bless then and chekt

>>23445151
Counter-Strike was the best game ever made on release day and still is over 25 years later

>>23445109
sex, after you bully the leftists enough to leave
>>23445124
:D

>>23445094
qrd on the paper thing? you bend and fire it from your fingers, or let it snap onto someone?

in my elementary school, we used to shoot staples at each other with mechanical pencils.

>>23445221
I've been onto the Freemasons for years, ever since I personally caught one trying to convince a 9 year old girl into his car to suck his dick. I watched as other Freemasons covered for him and kept him out of jail. After some time of observing them, I started realize their roles in the missing children across America, and the just obscene vile shit that they say to kids both in person and online. The porn thing aligns with their behavior as I observed it.

>>23445178
LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE!!

>>23445112
Oh, this triggered one.
A classroom in my elementary school I didn't even know existed and if I would've gone back, I probably couldn't find it now.

>>23445203
A friend's uncle had a figurative archive of old Playboys in a closet. I popped so many boners that summer I think I ended up with some degree of brain damage until my body just created more blood to compensate for it.

>>23445183
based shooter

>>23445239
If you watch them long enough, you'll notice that when schools close up and moves somewhere else, so does the lodges.

>>23445194
>t. gypsy/roastie/faggot/hag

>>23445134
>pod racing
Paul Skywalker was the best pod racer in NFS fast 7 furious.

>>23445253
Kek in 5th grade we used to launch staples too but directly from the stapler itself. This one fat dipshit put his finger too high up and stapled his finger.
Reminds me of this other kid who always carried around a little spray bottle of listerene. The "misting nozzle" or whatever came loose and it shot a jet of listerene straight into his eye. He spazzed and had to go to the nurse. Good times

>>23445253
Yeah basically you fold a piece of paper a bunch of times to make that shape. Then you take a rubber band and use your thumb and index finger to make a slingshot and fire the paper at each other. Shit fucking hurts. We called them "hornets" but I'm sure they have plenty of other names depending on were you grew up.

>>23445141
Did you also end up with a straight shota complex? I literally can't forget that time they came over for a movie night and my sister passed out before her 2 friends. Man..I think I'm fucked in the head.

>>23445146
They don't know man. This was the real shit.

>>23445093 (OP)
Spectres to zone

>>23445226
This.

>>23445169
gonna tell my kids this was Anor Londo

>>23445265
I remember that one snow mission where you had to find Nagase based on the ping from her beacon, AC5 was fucking amazing. But I still think AC4 is the best one. Stonehenge, yellow 13, and the last level where you flew into the tunnels was peak gaming.

>>23445247
The hate made us stronger!

>>23445269
I'm so fucking pissed that modern versions suck. How do you do worse like wtf. Texture packs and higher fps for old shit is All I need.

Achievement: Unlocked

>>23445169
Oh shit I played on one of those at the four seasons park in lombard. Didnt realize those were that common.

>>23445272
>teacher is hung over

>>23445272
We watched Saving Private Ryan in this bad boy in my grade 8 history class.

>>23445270
For sure, I wouldn't bother nowadays.
If you remove the nostalgia goggles a lot of those games were in fact poorly made and not properly play tested.
Modern "difficult" platformers seem fair in comparison to Rayman for example.

>>23445189
our middle school had a kid who would part hallways like the red sea by holding a sharpened pencil out in front of him. calmly repeating "sharp pencil" while he mindlessly walks forward stabbing people in the way

>>23445276
Yeah no fuck that. I played thru the Rayman games I will never again. Unless I get paid lol

>>23445210
makes sense
>>23445246
I'd really rather every single one of them was sent back where they came from. it's bad enough having them around shitting up the place and causing crime everywhere they go, but having to hear them complain about "straight white old men" in various combinations makes me want to break their spindly shit coloured necks - while wearing gloves so I don't soil my hands.
heard it from south americans that are clearly 90% European gened, talking about "colonists" like demented cultists.
the cult of victimhood is neverending and they have not one ounce of appreciation.
never hears anyone here complaining about the Romans coming.

>>23445093 (OP)
this game is superb... I hope the steam version makes it justice, someday maybe, in a far away future I'll get a gaming rig with a controller to play console games besides the master race games ofc.

>>23445253
Those mechanical pencils were the perfect size for an airsoft BB, someone in the manufacturing process must have done it on purpose. Wed chop off the front end, remove the eraser, cut two notches in the hole, and rig a rubber band around the orange clip and the notches. You now have a ghetto one shot airsoft gun.

>>23445278
True, though some millennials will get offended at the notion.
We can brag about it now, but we were essentially scammed as kids.

>>23445263
we folded a piece of paper into a quad winged pyramid shape, stuck a drawing pin through the end with bluetak behind it for weight, then threw it as a dart. it stuck in walls even, just not very deeply. one time a boy in the class walked in and copped one in the side of his head where it briefly stuck before falling out.

[image of a small oven that you put food liquids in to make insect shaped gelly candies]

[image of sticky hand shaped thing you stick to the wall making your parents mad]

[.mp4 of a static screen you watch for minutes just to get a glimpse of a boob before it goes back to static]

[fuzzy memory of everyone around you freaking out because some random building fell down]

[vague suspicious thoughts of "if X made those buildings fall, why are we going to country Y for revenge?]

[no one able to give you an answer as to how the fire was so bad it melted steel but the paper passports were A-OK]

[squinting in disbelief as your teacher insists that they really made human skin lampshades and human fat soap]

>>23445110
Based

>>23445134
>It's just amazing that within 25 years nobody bothered to produce a sequel.

Star Wars Racer Revenge is the supposed sequel but I never played it.

>>23445282
You're telling me man. Fuck Metal Slug 2, but also I want to fuck Fio. She cost me a fuck ton of quarters, and now I can beat the whole game with 1 quarter maybe 2 if I'm rusty. Maybe I'm a masochist but difficulty is what kept me hooked.

>>23445141
that never happened to me since being around my sister turned me violent. I remember hitting one of her friends on the head with a hairbrush and she cried.
i probably missed dozens of chances of being the "cute" brother.
there was an older girl on the same schoolbus as me, she used to tease me every day. was siting directly behind me once, pulling my hair, so I reverse headbutted her in the nose and made it bleed. she was bawling, so I just stared ahead while her friend beside her complained to me and comforted her.
the girl never teased me again. don't think she was flirting with me, but maybe she would have thought I was "cute" had I not been like that.

>>23445284
Please do a couple more, you're on fire.

>>23445246
>>23445279
It absolutely was better for White men, it was also better for everyone else by extension, possibly excepting the most degenerate malcontents.
I think about that sometimes, how the comfy 20th century heights of civilization were thrown away completely in favor of abortions, transsexuality, public bathroom play and hordes of brown looters. And some people still call that "progress."

>>23445171
if I had a time machine I'd save germany first.

>>23445169
What happened to these? Did they all just rot or something?

>>23445291
there is no "white" men; there are only men and beasts.
it was better for men. and then the beasts came.

>>23445093 (OP)
Based thread

Legendary thread

kek, the banned me. . you can still vist one of my other threads that hasn't been pruned
>>518730410 >>518728124

>>23445249
I don't, but I remember that these pull ups were really comfy.

>>23445110
>>23445112
For me, these are the only ones in the thread that applies
And for me, pic rel was a long dormant memory I had to unlock after meditating on my early childhood memories for hours one day. I was like 3-5 years old when I played this

>>23445102
FUCK

>>23445471
>commander keen 4
Based
One of my earliest gaming memories, other than the treehouse