Thread 23448653

HAIL CRYO EDITION

>/ftl/ NEWS:
-- John and Burt are LIVE dropping TRUTH NUKES on the WIGGERS! https://kick.com/jontentg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fHrryzKmY0 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
-- Nina is going to India with Sam Pepper! https://x.com/FlaccidOpinions/status/1977124306317611479
-- Fishtank is hiring 3D modellers, animators and editors! https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1o377h3/fishtank_is_hiring/
-- Season 3 house is now officially for SALE (1.4M) https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/50-Green-St-Wrentham-MA-02093/57523297_zpid/

>Watch here:
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://kick.com/cryokeen
https://www.fishtank.live/
https://x.com/fishtankislive
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos

Previous: >>23447429

Like I'm like into "big" girls now I think chαt

TLP!!

>>23448650
Yea Europeans don’t give a fuck about drinking during pregnancy. Like 2%of Swedes have FAS. Ukraine is much worse. 50% of adopted Ukrainian kids have FAS

A Better Nina is having her first kick stream
>https://kick.com/laylawa

>>23448661
Letty and I both have ancestry from Odesa I think chαt

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

>>23448665
is she slavic too chαt?

>>23448671
BLYAT chαt

>>23448661
That might explain a lot

>>23448672
She says she doesn’t drink so probably not

>>23448704
looks persian to me

>>23448665
warming up on new nina i think chαt

>>23448714
what's her nigger AIDS status?

>>23448710
What’s your honest opinion on Persian women?
She said she’s Jewish. No pork and no drinking

>>23448720
im not sure chαt
but i like one piece now for some reason chαt

>>23448722
>She said she’s Jewish
iraqi/persian jew for sure.
idk they're pretty hot, can get hairy.

why cant the fish pull these numbers on their first irl stream chαt
what are they doing wrong chαt?

>>23448656
thats whats up chαt

>>23448726
New Nina is mog housing the fishtank streamers chαt

Suicide is freedom chαt

>>23448739
I think it might be because Persian Jewesses are good women

>>23448739
shes in japan rn chαt
maybe jin should hit her up for a collab chαt or stream snipe her chαt

Which way, mesoamerican man?

>>23448742
Is this true chαt?
>>23448749
Is that NANATTY chαt?

>>23448746
>>23448747
maybe so chαt

>>23448755
Yeah said she wants to goon new Nina like old Nina showed her how to do

>>23448749
the israeli woman seems kinda based i think chαt

>>23448760
Pepsi pilled

>>23448765
like a true gamer chαt
i bet she watches asmongold as well chαt

>>23448758
>>23448760
That's what's up chαt

Fishtank perv photographer is doing Venti now

https://www.instagram.com/p/DPwGRGfDmCl/?img_index=1

>>23448746
she's a muslim chαt

New Nina might actually be a new not a stripper direnc

We need to be getting Nuxtaku on The Sam Hyde Show

TJ and Binx are the best Fishtank couple

>>23448779
all male photographers are rapists I think chαt

>>23448787
Teej honestly mogs the goth femboys that orbit her vamp coven and might be the only straight guy at any party she would take him to. He’s gonna be a hit at twitchcon

another morning, another african called. my punishment from talking to africans is that the stupid ones pull this nonsense..

>>23448779
>>23448789
qrd on this guy chαt?
his camerawork sucks chαt

>>23448785
No one knows who that is. Suck my pennis.

>>23448787
>>23448793
>Tj at twitchcon
>"so what do you do are you a streamer TJ?"
>"No I'm a dishwasher"
>"Oh okay bye Tj"

>>23449129
idk chαt he probably did some rapin' like all the other male photographers usually do I think chαt

Layla mad@ people calling her a hag lol

>>23448793
people are just going to assume tj is binx's autistic little brother i think chαt
and treat him like a lost puppy chαt

>>23449127
is talking to Africans on the phone worse than talking to Indians or Chinese people you think chαt?

>>23449139
yes, they sound awful. Not met a single cute-sounding African.

Layla going for a binx "i dont eat nor drink" meme

I miss Cole :(

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760320254566889.mp4

>>23449130
He’s a kino YouTube who makes really based content, like the amsongold of YouTube. Total /ourguy/ likes anime and hates degenens

Claire is such a brat you just know she has all her silly little images disorganized all over computer and will never make a fishtank folder. Bitch probably has Mauro in her Documents folder. (compliment)

>>23449143
I miss Klaus chαt
>>23449145
That's a good Claire Compliment I think chαt

Sma if you read this please get in contact with nux trust me brother he’s one of us

>>23448779
Old news

>>23449143
A24 villain looking ass

REMINDER that these are the current nominees for /ftl/'s annual post-of-the-year award:

>let me get uhhhhh mcnigger
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23447429/#23448126

>game over!
>in response to this post: do you think her gamer boyfriend knows she fucked jet neptune?
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23430077/#23430406

>[image] see:
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23398030/#23399590

>>23449148
when will klaus be back chαt?

>>23449152
Only the first one is good, the other two are vantablack

>>23449143
Everyone does

>>23449153
I'm not sure chαt I think he might have gotten banned again for posting an MLP image maybe chαt I guess you're not supposed to do that outside of the MLP board or whatever probably chαt

>>23449143
No you don’t

>>23449144
Anime sucks. Please slit your wrists.

>>23449160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZizpHzWoHs

>>23449132
Not true. Binx will introduce him as the winner of s2 of fishtank and did a show in El Salvador with her. That’s more than enough for binky to get him some twitch pussy. She is a good friend

>>23449164
So cringe

67

>>23449161
Most of it is really bad chαt

>>23449168
100% of it is bad, "chat."

>>23449159
thats unlucky chαt
looks like the mods have it out for klaus i think chαt

>>23449175
ever watch GHOST FILES that was a good one chαt

>>23449143
Those poor ducks. This sick fun gets enjoyment out of hurting animals

Kill klaus

>>23449187
Do you still like Josie

where do you find arab girls who go on autistic tangents about languages while you just sit there pretending to listen chαt?

>>23449195
Kick.com

>>23449195
International Universities

>>23449182
No, it sucks. It's all for babies and/or pedophiles.

>>23449200
yeah but so is the Lion King technically chαt and Fortnite/Minecraft too probably chαt

I rewatched ALADDIN the other day to see if it still holds up and it was pretty good chαt

>>23449210
I don't like those things either. What's your point?

>>23448731
looks like they will never learn that they could put black stripe on the bottom to have their name visible every time, because OF watermark is one of the reasons they find new "customers"
but yeah, they are worth billions, they dont have to think

>>23449212
we need the klaus movie list once he’s unbanned chαt

>>23449218
My point was that you can still like things aimed at a younger demographic if you're an adult I think maybe chαt
you don't like ANY Disney animated movies chαt?

Klaus likes baby movies and baby games.
Not a good look!

>>23449220
fax chαt

>>23449225
he likes otk and asmongold chαt

the Lion king and minecraft are great

>>23449225
I don't think Klaus actually likes those games chαt I was just making an example of something older people play that's meant for "babies" chαt

>>23449222
No, you can't. Anime sucks and minecraft sucks and fuck your life.

Took a break from accutane this past Friday and I feel so much better. Brain fog is gone and it feels like I can actually think again. I still gotta stay on accutane because it’s working but I needed a break badly

>>23449505
oh okay my bad chαt

>>23449511
Unironically really pointy knees

>>23449518
I like skinny girls now I think chαt

We really need to find a fishgirl for Klaus to date. The problem is most fishgirls aren't aware enough of how good-natured and mythological Knight Klaus has become in the past year. They're still stuck on the lies and chaos sown by Benleaks. Really only two fishgirls stand out:
>Shadi
>Claire
(1) SHADI might seem like the obvious candidate. She's an ally to the Klaus Alliance. She fights bad. She hates Benleaks and wages war against him. She created SHADI JUSTICE, which goes to Knight Klaus's sense of moral justice against Coleposter. Like Shadi went maneuvered to get Jet, Knight Klaus pulled the Parent Trap maneuver to get Coleposter. The PROBLEM, however, is that Shadi seems to be losing steam in the /ftl/ community. She might have gotten a IRL job, which actually could be a pro if she understands she'll never need to wageslave again once she's in Knight Klaus's orbit... but more importantly, two, Shadi seems disinterested in /ftl/ since Benleaks maneuvered kiwifarms to go after her and attempt to ruin her life. She might just be done with this place.

(2) CLAIRE might actually be the better choice. Yes, on the surface, she's the worst thing to come out of Fishtank.live in the history of the series and its spinoffs. She's an alcoholic, toxic, vile person who posted 500+/day at her height in /ftl/. She backstabs everyone around her. But, maybe, just maybe, Knight Klaus can fix her. Klaus knows sobriety, and he can get Claire to smoke weed rather than drink, this would not only fix her worst habits but improve her likeability because she'd stfu about her inane bullshit if she were on 150mg of gummies and 2-3 blunts every 6+ hours. A drugged up Claire blitzed out of her mind on weed could be a great thing for Klaus. A hole to finger (for he is asexual) in between klausposting, and the absolute and utter Benleaks meltdown would make it worthwhile. It would literally be the greatest victory the Klaus Alliance could have over Benleaks, who loves Claire.

Thoughts?

>>23449535
> Claire to smoke weed rather than drink, this would not only fix her worst habits but improve her likeability because she'd stfu about her inane bullshit
it doesn't work like that I don't think

>>23449537
You didn't read far enough to see how much Knight Klaus would be feeding her.

>>23449539
not familiar with gummy doses but getting blitzed every 6 hours might just make her spam about tyson fury or something i think

>>23449535
>>23449537
Claire switching from alcohol to weed is a good idea probably chαt

>>23449506
Why does pimple medicine rape your brain so much?

tfw i took accutane 20 years ago

how young are u niggas

>>23449555
as young as how long ago you took accutane

>>23449555
I'm the same age as Taylor Swift I think maybe chαt

>>23449188
Yes

>>23449569
hell yeah

>>23449563
Let’s not post webms of little boys okay?

>>23449545
yeah it's this
she's not abi, stoners are retards

>>23449555
20 years ago!?!? unc....

>>23449563
Alex B coded

unc was getting accutane during hurricane katrina

This is a gay unc general. If you are under 30 you should he going outside or whatever it is you kids do nowadays with your ipads and tampons

>>23449564
How do I explain to girls that I think Taylor Swift looks like a gook who got punched in the face?

>>23449587
I’m an old gay soul

>>23449587
I go outside and everyone is on their phones

Jin only needs to hang out with hyub a couple times and he can be a kick steamer for real. He is the king maker of Asian streamers. 1k+ views streamer. Your move Jin

>>23449597
>do you remember TJ? Dude it's me Jin from the same show

>>23449597
true jin really should stream snipe

>>23449551
Because you are essentially legally overdosing on vitamin A. Vitamin A in extreme amounts will do fucked up things to your brain and liver

>>23449589
Idk but she's pretty hot chαt

>>23449604
I hate taylor swift. Hope she sucks cocks in hell with Travis kelce and bad bunny.

>>23449597
jin’s too busy posting angie screenshots and begging mints to let him stream on the site i think chαt

>>23449597
Jin is too nontent now to even become a stream sniper I think unfortunately chαt

>>23449589
Happy Leaf Thanksgiving, everyone!

>>23449535
she already smokes a lot of weed

>>23449606
Not a fan of her music but she has nice legs I think chαt

Jin's future if he gets no pussy

I think Jin would be a good sniper. Check out his gun

>>23449615
lol

>>23449611
Is Isaac her stoner bf chαt? Is that why she's been way more chill lately now chαt?
>>23449616
CKino chαt

I don't even know who the fuck "Klaus" is and I'm in these threads daily

>>23449610
Happy thanksgiving!

>>23449620
You might genuinely be retarded with zero reading comprehension then

>>23449620
I don't really know him either chαt

Jeff is now a CARNIE at Autumnfest in Woonsocket RI

>>23449620
you say this like every week

HEY GUYS, i have a great fucking idea, how about instead of spending 24 hours of every day blogging and simping about internet women on /bant/ WE ACTUALLY GO OUTSIDE AND FUCK REAL HOT GIRLS INSTEAD, WHAT DO YOU SAY FAGS

>>23449620
He’s a very mean person who likes to hurt nice people. Do not engage, anon. Do not feed the Klaus

>>23449630
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX OUTSIDE, I WANT TO BE INDOORS FUCK YOU

>>23449630
go outside chαt? that sounds kind of scary chαt

sex with angie

>>23449631
He's a nice guy I think chαt

>>23449616
Did Dave snap this photo for her? Dave is a good man.

>>23449638
agreed.

>>23449644
For real tell me who the fuck Klaus is

The binx trying to pretend she doesn’t hate her simps music are cringe kino

>>23449620
>>23449649
klaus is not someone you want to mess with chαt
unless you want to get felted chαt

>>23449651
rating viewers music is a good segment

:P

>>23449649
he's just a hyper obsessed faggot that no-lifes the threads

are u guys watching

So Klaus is just like a less entertaining cryokeen?

>>23449649
i'm kLaus

it's a bit i do sometimes

>>23449674
Yeah but Cryo is tolerable cuz he can take an L and be funny
Klaus is the sam pepper of ftl (nontent)

>>23449620
it's an in joke for anybody gay or annoying / minor attracted persons, losers, ugly, etc.

>>23449662
Are your armpits starting to chaff yet?

>>23449674
aren't we all?

I don't even know who the fuck "Jet Neptune" is and I'm in these threads daily

Who is this SAM HYDE?

some kind elite internet hacker and mercenary behind every mass casualty event in the past 25 years?

>>23449630
just went outside all i saw were indians

Wow binx sure has the puppies out today

>>23449630
I spend 24 hours of every day denying the Holocaust

>>23449701
i'm taking about sam hyde, the internet provocateur

>>23449709
LOL

Drone Warefare now Available in RUST

https://youtu.be/Uj4utI91-n0?si=CfTR8vfyOP0rEcLl

Would Varg thrive in the tank?

>>23449747
Varg would burn it to the ground

canooks take the day off and the threads die

pay attention

>>23449753
Suck my nigger.

>>23449755
oh my!

>>23449706
This would be a good thing

>>23449766
oral fixation?

>>23449708
How did they get so big

>>23449752
That's kind of the vibe I'm going for, ending this nightmare once and for all

>>23449773
sounds good to me

>>23449708
She bloats up after binging because she’s generally anorexic. Her push-up bras do the rest

>>23449782
She’s not anorexic

https://youtu.be/O0NboYfuNcQ?si=CRg-sqMWtYKVF9py
https://youtu.be/AicFlGiPtkY?si=Vj0bWr5_CKH1nh7_
https://youtu.be/AicFlGiPtkY?si=6bL7DaI158TkWaOT

These YT ads getting crazy

>>23449649
Idk chαt

>>23449674
I guess so chαt

>>23449649
Or what

>>23449654
This is true too I think chαt

>>23449677
>Klaus can't take an L
He always wins chαt

>>23449783
Yes she is. She’ll fast for days periodically and she doesn’t get enough protein for her organs. She says she bloats up fast from salt. Classic kidney problems anorexics have. You can be a little chubby and still be anorexic.

>>23449676
Hi Klaus chαt
>>23449753
Where did they all go you think chαt?

erm i love megan

>>23449812
Me too

>>23449809
Fasting isn’t anorexia

>>23449812
she's hot chαt

>>23449811
they're with their families i think

it's canadian thanksgiving

my favorite ftl poster is definitely Cryo
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759995893699270.mp4

>>23449817
oh okay that makes sense chαt
>>23449818
He's more entertaining on stream than in the threads I think chαt

>>23449818
Felted, anyways

Ty

>>23449815
Anorexia is just a chronic calorie and protein deficit. Binkys been sick for months. Had a mouth full of cavities. She’s falling apart.

Is Binx dying chαt?

>>23449827
I don't think so

>>23449827
who cares, post megan

https://fapello.com/megan-bitchell/1010/

>>23449824
you retarded americans want to have fancy word, paper from psychiatric for extra points and pills for every single thing possible to do
somehow, you are blind to see that your need to find mental disorders in other people is psychopathic
main problem is in you, not in other people

>>23449834
Sir this is a hardware store

>>23449834
Would you like fries with that

>>23449834
let me know when you finally get those light bulbs screwed in

>>23449834
a debate between u and the mexican wld be phenomenal

I am once again imagining the end of Blood Games if Cryo replaced Tayleigh

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760380489595912.webm

>>23449834
Where in Poland do you live

Does anyone have pics of Claire's beach trip over the weekend?

Does anyone have pics of Claire's pussy hole?

>>23449868
That pic was Laguna beach. Upper middle class families go on vacation at least once every month don’t they?

>>23449868
Leave Claire's beautiful sisters alone!

>>23449870
@jet hook a nigga up

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>>23449870
production has a video!

>>23449863
"He was saying very sexual nasty things about me" what a lying whore.

Someone sent a TTS saying, in the past, i had said some things about her. I didnt completely deny it and she hated me before I was on the show. I didn't do great because I was heckling her , but I thought that's what you guys wanted. Things don't always turn out the way we want.

Abi is the most beautiful

>>23449870
Zamn Letty looks hot sometimes

>>23449881
Nina is always beautiful... <3

>>23449870
Would have consentual intercourse with.

Women are beautiful innocent creatures and should be treated nicely (unless they want to be treated rough and I should be able to psychically figure that out)

>>23449870
Jon saw Jet and Nina fucking in the s1 basement. Also Jet and Damien

Rate each of Claire's friends / 10

why did jimmy shave his chest during the show?

>>23449888
Pack of dog faced cunts/10

>Jimmy.... Mephisto.... Do your thing
What did gayleigh mean by this?

>>23449888
I want to be dogpiled by a pack of Midwest bitches in heat

>>23449890
I think it was a weird gag that only he understood.

>>23449902
Speaking of "gag," that freaking creep makes ME gag!

>>23449834
whatever man, I'm just going to post Angie

>>23449888
spot the difference!

Greg takes a break in his long walk stream to PEE in a river!

>>23449888
wtf since when does Claire have friends, this has to be old

i accidentally kicked the door to my water heater/laundry off the hinge and it fucked the shit out my my foot

Life sucks and then you die

Life is beautiful and then you go to Heaven <3

>>23449918
That’s why I got high

>>23449888
Hold up. Enhance. Is that the whorecrux necklace teej put on at powtank?

NEW

>>23449926
>>23449926
>>23449926

new

>>23449926
>>23449926
>>23449926

>>23449925
Can it be a whorecrux if it came from Vatican City? It could be the only blessed object in Claire's life.

>>23449888
they go to the dentist regularly. i don't like that