Thread 23462474

mcdonalds chilli cheese soo goood
i ate 4 and like i wanna go back so i can have 4 more

>>23462474 (OP)
fat

>>23462487
mf i'm 58kg

>>23462491
Post Waist please

wtf is mcdonalds chilli cheese i don't think that exists here

wow well i went and got it and then immediately blacked out and woke up on the floor
it's 3 am idk what to do now

drugs are so retarded

holy fuck I'M SO BORED
https://voca.ro/14mUDnYEgz2i

I like you

Chili cheese what? huh?

>>23462496
>Post Waist please
>>23465565
>I like you
https://voca.ro/1h3vwRFOW8Sb

guhhh where i am
i literally don't remember making this thread
i went to mcdonalds twice yesterday? what the hell
anyway

ow i have a nosebleed

>>23465791
Wtf is that voice, are you 50 yrs old
>Stop smiling for this guy
He's very cute tho

>>23465942
fat

>>23466383
he's 65

>>23466813
I'd believe it
How old are you mycroft

>>23466832
can't tell you that

>>23466849
Are you not youngcroft no mo

>>23466852
yung croft is my stage name sorry

>>23466383
>>Stop smiling for this guy
i said 'thirsting'
>Wtf is that voice, are you 50 yrs old
>>23466813
>he's 65
im 30

>>23467316
>im 30
uhh sure whatever you say grandpa

>>23467316
More than a decade older than me, jesus

>>23467327
die teen

>>23466852
He's a 37 year old femboy

>>23467339
Strong and brave of a femboy to not ack himself after twink death

>>23467323
>uhh sure whatever you say grandpa
you've heard my voice before. I bet you wont post vocaro because irl you dont sound as cute as the anime pics you use
>>23467327
imagine being a late teen pajeet, sexually in their prime to get a partner and here you are thirsting on /bant/ for some anon you don't even know. Did you fall off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down or something?

>>23466813
i am eighteen
anyway what did this thread become

>>23467360
>sexually in their prime to get a partner
I do that
>here you are thirsting on /bant/ for some anon you don't even know
I do this too
>>23467364
Me too, be my small teen boy friend

>>23467376
hey do u post dick

>>23467382
Wtf? My teen shota bf wants to take sexual advantage of me? Im out

>>23467386
oop sorry

>>23467376
>>sexually in their prime to get a partner
>I do that
Do you? When was the last time you got laid

>>23467360
my voice is so deep it can only be heard by elephants and blue whales sorry

>>23467416
I don't like sex tho
I like sexual things without the genitals involved
You don't gettit
However the last time I kissed someone was a few weeks ago

>>23467451
>my voice is so deep it can only be heard by elephants and blue whales sorry
its okay i can just pass it through filters to make it audible
>>23467461
>However the last time I kissed someone was a few weeks ago
Were they a relative or a goat?

>>23467615
It was a pretty girl

>>23467617
>It was a pretty girl
was she a poster on a wall?
was it a warranted kiss? Going up to a woman and kissing her without consent counts as unwarranted, i can see pajeets doing that and bragging about it

>>23467640
No, she had her arms around me and all

>>23467653
you got jelly over me talking about meeting up with a femboy and you constantly hit on mycroft so i find all of this to be highly unlikely

>>23467658
Number 1 we don't have hot femboys in India so I get jelly about that
Number 2 hitting on mycroft is fun

>>23467671
>we don't have hot femboys in India
The reckon that the only 'hot' you have in India is the weather

>>23467676
>The reckon
typo, meant to say "I reckon"

>>23467676
Esl fail
Quit being a mean bitch just because I kiss girls

>>23467684
>just because I kiss girls
Because you kiss girls can't be the reason if i legitimately dont believe that you kiss girls

>>23467695
LMAO you made a fucking meme just for me kek
That's so sweet I appreciate it, 30 yr old baby

>>23467701
>LMAO you made a fucking meme just for me kek
i made that edit about 50 days ago and its not for you.

You really think i made it just for you, probably like how you think a random woman appreciated you creepily walking up to her and kissing her at random (assuming you actually kissed a woman, which i find unlikely)

>>23467724
Do you wanna sit in the cuck chair and watch me make out with a hot foid? Will you believe me then?

>>23467746
>Do you wanna sit in the cuck chair and watch me make out with a hot foid? Will you believe me then?
Even if i said "yes" you'd never be able to deliver

>>23467807
You know what nigger, I don't believe you sucked them hrt tits either

>>23467853
I did suck but ngl, i bit his neck and shoulders more than i sucked his titties. The way he moans when I bite, he enjoys it and then 30 seconds into biting im still intensely biting and finally he's like "ow ow okay good boy thats enough"

He also calls me a "good boy" when i cum and gives me head pats

>>23468151
Nice erotica fanfiction, don't believe a word of it

>>23468158
its a good thing that i dont give two shits about what a pajeet thinks
He is already in a different state and even if i had proof (im not gonna take a pic while im busy biting and horny) i'd gain zero benefit in sharing it with you. Actually, i think sharing it would be a net detriment, you're horny ass would probably just keep asking for more or something

>>23468151
Also
>Good boy
>30 yr old man
Kek

>>23468200
>men are not allowed to accept praise at age 30+
lmao either the people around you suck or you just arent good enough to be worthy of praise

>>23468212
Make him call you a good grown man instead of boy

why did my thread become so gay?

>>23468349
>why did my thread become so gay?
because ur also gay

>>23468360
yes, you. Your images scream "i am gay" therefore faggots like me and that pajeet will flock to it

>>23468392
it's all a matter of opinion

>>23468392
Not a faggot