Thread 23462991

Dream girl edition

>/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Bink at San Diego zoo then Twitchcon https://kick.com/binxbasilisk
-- Scuffed Realtor coming to Colorado and WYOMING! https://x.com/BeNice2MeProd/status/1978593199959495111
-- Tayleigh is back.. god fucking DAMNIT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMUTVD5AxjQ
-- Greg is now living in a cardboard box https://kick.com/skitzyva
-- Sam and Chris Lynch video game POOP episode 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQSkj7WDJ7U
-- Nina is going to India with Sam Pepper soon! https://x.com/FlaccidOpinions/status/1977124306317611479
-- Faggot! Nigger! Retard! Kike! Cunt! Troon! Gypsy! Faggot! Nigger! Retard! Kike! Cunt! Troon! Eskimo! Faggot! Nigger! Retard! Kike! Cunt! Troon! Redskin! Faggot! Nigger! Retard! Kike! Cunt! Troon! Gook! Faggot! Nigger! Retard! Kike! Cunt! Troon! Zipperhead! Faggot! Nigger! Retard! Kike! Cunt! Troon! Mick! Faggot! Nigger! Retard! Kike! Cunt! Troon! Dago! Chαt!

>Watch here:
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.fishtank.live/
https://kick.com/lettyvision
https://x.com/fishtankislive
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos

Previous: >>23461890

W

book her comeback

>>23463003
Damn you're weirder than me you deserve a medal

not watching season 5 unless mints is wearing thigh highs and a skirt

>>23463009
sorry it was kinda doxxy

How does Charls even justify coming back to MDE? And how does he excuse everything he said about Sam?

>>23463025
he likes nick and eric too much
he didn't want to be BROKE literally living in the middle east

Nuke

Nigger Nina is a whore! That's why she'll die alone!

>>23463025
>sam let me keep the dildo i sucked for extreme peace so i call that a win

>>23463027
How much did Sam pay him to come back? Did he receive a flat fee to do Extreme Peace, or does he have a piece of the revenue, or both?

>>23463025
>wrestling
>real

>>23463032
Both

>>23463036
How much?

>>23463025
sam said sorry my bad

>>23463025
>How does Charls even justify coming back to MDE?
money
>And how does he excuse everything he said about Sam?
money
the dicksucking scene in extreme peace was literally a humiliation ritual for sam's forgiveness (and money).

sex with angie

Cole. We're getting the band back together. I wrote a tribute song for Tyre Sampson and we need a badass who can beat the shit out of the drums so what do you say brother let's get it on the track

LITTLE NEGRO BOY
ORIGINAL ARRANGEMENT
BY COLE FISHTANK

>*Carnival music* come on up everyone grab a spot on THE SPACELAUNCH! Oh wow aren't you a big boy look at you there. you barely even fit in that seat. Is that buckle undone? Oh well I'm sure it'll be fine.

Little negro boy
Flying through the sky
Launched on up to heaven
From his seat on a carnival ride
From his seat on a carnival ride

Oh yes God launched him up (why?)
Because he loved him! (Oh!)
He wanted him to be by His side
So little negro boy was launched up to heaven
From his seat on a carnival ride
From his seat on a carnival ride

Little Negro Boy
Flying through the sky
Launched on up to heaven
From his seat on a carnival ride
From his seat on a carnival ride

*Drum solo*

END

>>23463037
Confidential

>>23463025
>>23463040
also this money is to pay for his wife's foreign sex vacations

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c'mon guys, lets use this thread to love women

Benleaks is stuck in the time machine he’s never been outside of 2023

>>23463025
It's clear you've never had a real homie

love will heal all #fact #cryokeen

>>23463034
>wrestling

>>23463042
Pretty good. Needs a verse how his family won 300 million in their lawsuit. Also that the boy weight 380 pounds

>>23463025
COCK

>>23463041
ayup!

deez nuts have taken their toll on me

>>23463051
how do I cope with the fact that I will never be the cryogod?

>>23463067
masterful

>>23463064
cute little tight butt

>>23463071
Become histrionic and narcissistic then you'll never have a bad day in life

I think Nina is very beautiful...

do you think letty could beat pokimane in a sucking my penis contest?

>>23463071
i think cryo is locked into a reality that most (you) are not

>>23463091
autism?

>>23463090
No jet lied about nina having mad head game

Say her name

>>23463094
something like that

nigger nina is so precious i would never make up malicious lies about her

>>23463097
dragonista bohij volibearo'neil

Hello, my name is Nigger Nina and I like it when both MEN and WOMEN play with my STINKY, HAIRY pussy. I prefer NOT to use protection and I am AFRAID of having an STD screening. I love to travel and I do NOT tell my MANY partners about my RISKY lifestyle.

Can a Nigger Nina get PREGNANT if she's not having CONSTANT ABORTIONS?

>>23462991 (OP)
Nina has the most negative evil aura out of the entire fishtank cast

her soul is cursed. damned even.

>>23463090
we've all seen the jezza video her head game is weak

>>23463108
she's had several years to improve, especially after the special wigger training from nepstein and taxcstein

a dog ate my house

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

>>23463109
Would you rather have a gf who has cutting scars on her arm, extremely retarded tattoos, or straight up alcoholism?

>>23463112
i feel like jet and ellie are going to end in a disaster and she's going to be like a hyper mega turbo ultra mecha marky to jet. we'll never see s5. jet might even call us faggot niggers again

>>23463110
perhaps, I still think sizequeensie was probably the throat goat of s1

>>23463102
truuuu

>>23463118
Nigger Nina is addicted to drugs! That's why she'll die young!

>s1
normies doing normie party
>s2
normies doing normie party
>s3
awkward dinner by aspies

>>23463118
i love claire and her perfect massive tits so much,
plus i find her alcoholism cute and endearing

>>23463112
are you from frankfurt

>>23463111
Its congregation all over again

>>23463135
real 4 that

>>23463133
I love Vance's smile, he doesnt smile enough. He shows the bottom row of teeth in a way that i cant replicate

Where did everyone go?

>>23463154
RIP prankcall streams

>>23463169
raped

>>23463135
>claire
>massive tits

>>23463177
claire’s tits are tasteful unlike this pig

>>23463180
>tasteful
>massive

>>23463187
let’s not relitigate yesterdays tit debate this G4

>>23463090
pokinane has self respect

>>23463197
lol, no she doesn't.

>>23463133
Just shows that the S1/S2 fish were built different, those autist would have a bad moment and immediately bounce back an hour or two later and had fun, the S3 fish just got more and more depressed post reveal and by Thanksgiving the season was depressive as fuck.

You guys talk like rapists

You guys talk like rape victims

i LOVE rape

>>23463210
I was raped my entire life

>>23463204
Yeah? Would a rapist do THIS?
*rapes you*

>>23463210
Who has the joop pic with the caption of how we get kicked to bant on the off season to be raped

Chuck and Effina are good parents?

Rape like no one's watching

>>23463219
Nvm
>>23463217
Ty

You guys rape like girls

just got home. God she's so cute today

charls likes to call others the raped but he’s the one that went back to daddy sam and sucked a dildo on camera for him

>>23463225
yw

Y'all listen to this nigga?
https://youtu.be/m9VA8_lLiWw?si=uhdOZxzx4VB6GaBR

should i call trish

>>23463135
Claire's fallen on hard times but she's keeping her spirits up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-6xSyfUp-M

>>23463220
Letty says effina seems more mature than Charls so it’s probably a very neurotic home environment. He won’t let effina use Bluetooth and made her get wired controllers to game with Letty

Effina is a cutie!!

>>23463255
good for her!

>>23463133
I wouldn't call the day Jackie was there a "normie party." It was the Day Of Greg.

she's so beautiful it hurts my soul

thankful tank

ungrateful edition

>>23463133
s2 irony poisoned dorks have to get carried by freeloaders and sam hyde all season because they are boring

>>23463266
Tayleigh sucks nigger dick

hapa tank

>>23463242
no this is a bladee board

>>23463248
>He won’t let effina use Bluetooth and made her get wired controllers to game with Letty
Did he do that so that the devil couldn't hurt them?

>>23463283
Liar

>>23463135
>plus i find her alcoholism cute and endearing
it's less cute when you have to deal with a shit faced gf every night I think chαt

>>23463283
that's a gross fantasy ya have, dood

>>23463245
what if it starts raining chαt is he felted chαt

>>23463266
she has a face only a mother could love chαt

peep was better than bladee and bones

>>23463025
$$$ chαt he has a family to support now chαt

Jet was wearing a Sean John shirt at the end of Bloodgames

>>23463081
That's what's up chαt

>>23463290
Tayleigh is a gross fantasy dood chat

>>23463248
Based Bluetooth hater chαt

>>23463287
It just kinda sucks I think chαt

>>23463305
thanks for the Jet shirt update chαt!

poppy tickets

>>23463295
back in 2024 half the thread simped for Tayleigh and the other half simped for Josie chαt it was crazy work chαt

>>23463325
more like poopy tickets amirite chαt

>>23463305
he was also not wearing a shirt

>>23463332
actually it was more like only the first half of 2024 until blood games probably chαt that's when everyone turned on her for some reason chαt

>>23463319
based

>>23463332
never forget tay daily chαt

>>23463332
>>23463342
the simps think they’ve got a chance because the girls are uglier than they are i think chαt
its the same thing going on now with angie simps maybe chαt

>>23463133
I think the s3 thanksgiving dinner was depressing because everyone wanted to be back home with their families because it's tradition or whatever probably chαt

>>23463354
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760067992263422.mp4

>>23463372
Why does every side wigger look like Chris Lynch

>>23463372
>he hates you guys!
>...oh yeah I do...

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760069663856238.mp4

Why the fuck did Charls suck a penis? Why has no one mentioned this until now, why isn’t this all over Twitter

>>23463378
Damien was funny for 5 minutes on s1 when he was screaming in the cell that he didn’t want to be locked in a room with that bitch (Letty) and made her cry.

>>23463332
It was the genesis of josiecock, the good old days

>>23463378
aww he doesn't mean it <3

>>23463365
that's probably true chαt
>>23463382
/tv/ doesn't even talk about extreme peace anymore really chαt it bombed pretty hard I think chαt

>>23463285
many people are saying this

>>23463372
>>23463378
>>23463484
i always forget to laugh when i see clips of damiel chαt

>>23463285
>>23463716

alien tank

>>23463484
>>23463720
He spent the first few days of s1 detoxing in his room I think maybe chαt or he was just being nontent laying in bed alone upstairs mad because Jet and the basement wiggers wouldn't give him any drugs yet probably chαt

>>23463735
that bitch chinese

>>23463720
Voting has zero impact on whether we go to war, Normies are so stupid lmao

>>23463738
she's chinese/german chαt

Jin has landed in Jacksonville

>>23463768
he ain't wrong

>so there's like this band called deftones..
>NOICE d00d I have a Greenday tattoo

>>23463786
not what rent free means

>>23463372
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760655504884423.mp4

>>23463789
why are the s4 fish so suicidal chαt?

>>23462991 (OP)
nightmare*

>>23463782
that nigga is broke

>>23463806
Hah, good one!

>>23463807
he snuck on with the luggage

>>23463811
cuckold

Anyways

https://youtu.be/IJ29EYV1KOw?si=1HW-SY_ZXlVV_SmO

my dream girl fucks chicken andy

daniel update

>>23463818
Your dream girl has a penis

I am once again in Balenciaga

>>23463826
still better than nina

>>23463831
You prefer men over women? I'll keep that in mind

>>23463100
Haha dragonista.
Are you fags still hyping up this gay jewish reality show?

>>23463835
still better than nina

>>23463786
Frank has to insert himself onto every fish stream to remain relevant because nobody gives a fuck about him. Hes the worst clout chaser in the fishtank sphere.

my dream girl is a 5 foot Latina baddie

qrd on dragonista chαt?

>>23463800
Shoutout to that guy who must be rewatching Blood Games and making new clips.

>>23463768
did his girlfriend post this?

>>23463853
his gumroad paypigs are the most pathetic he posts new vids like once or twice a year they're just paying for him to neet lmao

>>23463821
GET TWO

Where kman?
>i pushed the button

>>23463802
I think it's because they expected to be somewhat successful streamers like Letty/Binx/Taylor/Mizzy etc chαt but they didn't know that Jet was planning on felting them with a 2 week rugpull from the beginning probably chαt

>>23463868
He was unbanned but then he got banned again for MLP posting outside of an MLP board I think maybe chαt

Dark Dan is interested!

https://x.com/DaManDanX/status/1978964608653128115

Mizzy didn't even have regularly successful streams until after S4. She's been grinding and hustling for it... I still think they're boring streams but good for her I'm happy for her.

>>23463880
Dude

It's vital that Jet is made to understand how important it is that we see simpable mids getting their faces sat on by 600lb women. It needs to become a staple every season. Fishttank's future is depending on this.

>>23463880
holy self insert

>>23463880
im so thankful rn

Thread is dead so I'll drop some DEEP OBSCURE SUMMER LORE chαt (this is where she got her name from chαt her actual name is NICOLE chαt isn't that crazy work chαt?)

https://youtu.be/VAHqzS5PcaU

we want angie at thankful tank

>>23463880
YES

>>23463894
i want some ang x trish action! id be ultra thankful

>>23463880
>Dark Dan
why is he stealing my bit chαt?

>>23463869
can’t believe they unironically got duped by a botted site chαt
only a few dozen people even know what fishtank is chαt let alone visit the site in the offseason chαt

>>23463894
Dark Dan disagrees

S1 = Around the Fur
S2 = ST
BG = Saturday Night Wrist
BT = White Pony
S3 = Diamond Eyes
S4 = Ohms

>>23463883
this is a strange fetish but I'll allow it because it seems like something that would happen on fishtank probably chαt

S5 = Private Music

>>23463898
many thanks would be given for the filipina linkup of the century

>>23463906
>>23463911
S3 was more like DIAMOND DOGS I think
chαt

>>23463906
well done but I think S2 is more adrenaline
>>23463911
very true because it will also be highly anticipated nontent

>>23463768
What a life.

>>23463902
the retarded retard having the same ideas as you should be a wake-up call

>>23463921
Dan just wants to be cool like me I think chαt he's like my autistic little brother or something chαt

>>23463905
He definitely still loves her

>>23463881
I agree. I’ve been taking many, many screenshots of her perfect ass but I
won’t post them and have kL**s ruin it.

emiru cried in the confessional earlier today chαt
her friends comforted her afterward (emotional) chαt
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2593398612?t=1h55m16s

>>23463932
kL**s is going to ruin your screen shots of MIZZY's perfect ass you think chαt?

>>23463880
He fits right into chudgang

>>23463906
Get a girlfriend before you make a fool of yourself on El Estanque 2.

>>23463932
>>23463942
>Mizzy
>Perfect ass
Mizzy we all seen that shot of you on the beach ur legs look like a dorf from Lord of the rings and ur ass matches

>>23463952
Can you explain to the folks at home what this image means?

>>23463932
mizzy doesnt even know how to twerk chαt

>>23463938
what is she so upset about do you think chαt? is this the beginning of her spiritual journey/religious awakening you think chαt

>>23463957
Go back to r/ExplainThe Joke you retarded autist, how the fuck do you not understand it already

>>23463951
You don’t have my screenshots, you’re preaching to a choir of bums. Kill yourself.

>>23463961
oh wait nvm I thought she was in a real confessional booth maybe like in a church or something chαt my bad chαt

>>23463961
she was crying about how hard it was to find friends who aren’t coworkers and now she’s finally found some i think chαt

>>23463974
that's cool chαt im happy for them I think maybe chαt

>>23463963
erm, bully much?

>>23463961
they were tears of joy

>>23463958
She probably does

>>23463948
im loyale to claire

>>23463952
>>23463957
>>23463963
The red dots are bullet holes because the women in the copilot seat was nagging the pilot and he got distracted and forgot to evade enemy gunfire probably chαt but the plane is still flying because there's a man in the cockpit and we're awesome I think chαt #women amirite chαt?

>>23463971
any place can become a confessional i think chαt
>>23463979
her chat was spamming heart emojis the whole time so that’s a huge W chαt

>>23463990
what about paula

>>23463998
im not mexican tj he could be my son

>>23463974
I think those are also her coworkers though

Hello friends

??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTLup_sdt4c

>>23463998
the real answer to CLEEJ was right in front of us the whole time I think chαt we were just too blind to see the superior vision probably chαt

I speak for ALL of us when I say that WE don't give a shit about Emiru. We may temporarily be interested in watching her if she's getting her face sat on by an SSBBW, but until then we don't car.

>>23464011
(TOTAL VIRGIN)

>>23463974
but EE, Bonnie and Cinna are coworkers lol, they all work for twitch

>>23464011
why is cucumber feet stealing my never watched fishtank before bit here chαt

>>23463133
Another thing that puts season 3 above the rest is that it was the season where the fish all kind of deeply hated each other by the end. Binx hated Mizzy and Burt, everyone hated Binx, Burt hated Mizzy and Binx. The only friendship made by the end I guess was Luke and Burt, and even then it was kind of unclear if they liked each other or not

>>23464024
S3 keeps winning chαt

>>23464018
did this really happen?

>>23463990
She’s loyal to me already actually thoughbeit.

knowledge is poop

>>23464024
Why does that put it above the rest?

>>23464033
i know

>>23464018
I remember this night

Speaking of friendship

>>23464024
they all hate eachother so much it lead to zero conflict outside of the tank
absolute fucking nontent to the end

>>23464042
The show ended chαt they don't have to try to farm endless drama like frank hassle or whatever chαt

So what's the most retarded pointless way you've ever spent your time?

>>23464044
You dickride John and Shadi constantly.

>>23464042
>zero conflict outside of the tank

>>23464049
yeah but it's just a bit mostly chαt

>>23464053
What’s the bit now? After watching you get emotional over TJ and Bantx in El Salvador, I don’t believe you.

>>23464042
it should be a thing where the fish don’t have any online presence outside of fishtank chαt

>>23464048
Probably grinding for XP to level up my d00ds in FF5 maybe chαt I should have just used cheat codes or something on an emulator or something chαt

>>23464044
how is hating eachother a good thing when nothing entertaining comes from it

>>23464050
the only real conflict that lasted any longer than a day was binx/simbal and that just lead to some rigged bullshit elim that worsened the season

>>23464058
s2 fish have the least online presence overall though

>>23464062
>the only real conflict that lasted any longer than a day was binx/simbal
False Nuke

>>23464056
>he thinks I get emotional
you got worked chαt

>>23464048
playing OSRS, or gooning

>>23464072
the klausers have everyone wrapped around their finger chαt

>>23464071
It's true. There was not one real incident that occurred between the fish in S3. It's insanely that the girls had 50+ plushies, and not a single person went after the plushies, ever. Elestanque was total plushie death. Elestanque was war. S3 was coddletank.

>>23464071
examples, famous house quabbles and burt sperging at whoever TTS told him to barely counts

>>23464072
You're probably talking to a Benleaks sockpuppet
>Hates on Mexicoposter
>Hates on Shadi
>Loves Claire
>Seethes at Klaus in multiple posts
etc.

>>23464062
>s2 fish have the least online presence overall though
That's a good thing I think chαt
>>23464081
Fax chαt

>>23464072
That was too much work for a bit and you just learned these terms at 40 years of age. These threads wouldn’t be so dogshit now if you understood them 3 months ago.

>>23464092
Also his usage of "Thoughbeit" (which isn't necessarily a Benleaks-only word, but Benleaks has been known to use the word according to the Archives). The totality of the evidence suggests a probable-Benleaks sockpuppet.

>>23464096
Also disparaging about the current state of the threads. Another Benleaks sign.

>>23464092
Mexianon is a comrade. You need to kill yourself.

>>23464092
>>23464098
yeah he said Claire is loyal to him so that makes sense I think chαt

>>23464105
>shits on Mexicoposter
>gets called out as Benleaks
>haha jk he's a bro
Okay.

>>23464101
>>23464106
lol chαt

>>23464109
the shit eaters dont stand a chance chαt

>>23464108
>>23463920
So have you stopped using image names at all now since you got identified and destroyed as Benleaks using a sockpuppet the other day?

Creature has a sexy voice

>>23464123
It's more a quirk chungus voice I think maybe chαt

>>23464121
I’ve been game planning a legitimate roadmap to have sex with Mizzy for 30 minutes but I won’t share it with a bunch of legitimately ugly losers that police these threads with low-tier bits and weak perversions. I’m too real for you.

Nigger NINA offered me PRESSED XANS and now I'm ADDICTED to FENTANYL and have HIV

>>23464136
Best to just give up the sockpuppet and move onto some a new identity, IMQHO, Mr. Leaks.

>>23464139
I’m so sorry abi.

tj liked joopy's new ig post from the bladee concert she went to.
they are in LOVE

>>23464092
Washed bit

>>23464161
Wonder how Jet would feel if someone treated his sister how he treats women

https://youtube.com/shorts/68s-D1XCWPs
Celebi.cos is pretty hot chαt
>>23464117
>>23464144
leaks was felted again chαt
>>23464161
thanks for TJ Instagram likes update chαt!