Thread 23463907

to be eaten upon the conclusion of the thread

>>23463907 (OP)
so what you're saying is, if i can find a way to indefinitely delay the conclusion of the thread, i can save the filling of that there delicacy

>>23463919
I think that's the implication.

>>23463923
it's kinda like prion diseases
they grow exponentially after the initial infection, but it takes like fifteen years for any harmful symptoms to appear
a cure wouldn't even need to get rid of the prions (seemingly almost indestructible, they can survive autoclaves iirc), it would just need to slow down the progress of an infection by like 5x, and the host would die of natural causes before it ever became a problem

>>23463935
Do you think bant is up to the task?

>>23463919
>>23463923
no. his end cannot be prevented. even though there is an element of chance, his fate remains fixed.

>>23464089
>dey be puttin prions in the wildlife and pets

Inapropriate but would be a pretty funny solution to the issue of pet and wildlife buchery.

>>23463919
delaying the inevitable it is better to be eaten now while it is warm

>>23463907 (OP)
t. Jackie Chang

Are you gonna at least cook him first or just take a bite out of his living face?

He’s so cute I’m sure he could bring you mice instead, and over time you’d have more mouse meat than you would get from his carcass.

Food for thought.

>>23464242
it is not i who will eat him.

>>23464287
You’ll feed him to a python? Or a tegu??

Why are you doing this who hurt you imagine getting eaten alive have a heart spare the kitty use a stray dog instead they don’t feel pain the same way and they are used to getting eaten, not as munch cats.

>>23464875
a customer

keeping this thread alive until stirby wakes up

>>23465915
this one doesn't fit the tranimal roleplay template you retarded fucking nigger

do not redeem the kot nigger

>>23466866
whats your criteria for hating an animal thread?

>>23467075
he hates all animals which is why he likes this thread because he wants the cat to be eaten and therefore dead

>>23467075
it has to follow one of the retarded braindead nigger templates which are:
>.
>he [will/is/has] x
>[...] look
>look at him go
>they [will/are/have] x
>please watch this/look at this video/gif
>[...] *imothy
>>23467266
you are a braindead fucking nigger and you should end your fucking life. you are the one who hates animals, i have a cat and i love him you absolute moron

>>23467395
this is the same as
>im not racist i have a black friend

>>23467463
you have no proof for that claim you useless fucking waste of oxygen. everyone knows its you and your group of mentally disabled cunts i hate for making the most idiotic threads on the board, not the animals. and this can be easily proven by the fact that your garbage threads have little to do with animals

>>23467395
>>23467582

>>23467651
what in the absolute nigger fuck is wrong with the canadian? first he's accusing me of hating animals and now his mask slips

that shit will be deleted soon anyway, but ill still delete the link to that post because that is fucking vile, i hope that nigger kills himself asap

>>23467582
you hate animals

>>23468883
not good

>>23469264
luckily i dont hate animals unlike stirby who shits himself every time he sees an animal hopefully not many people do that

>>23469314
nigger that tickle tickle thread you posted is still up, you're not fooling anyone

I have seen a video of a black guy eating a live cat, basically he just took a huge bit out of its like back and lower midsection and it kept moving for a long time and he took more big bites out of it

>>23470642
no wonder you're so fucked up

>>23470642
Hey are you that guy from the other thread with the kitten axe video?
Do you still play vulkanmod?

>>23470642
I've seen that too. New meaning to eating pussy...

no way you are letting this die.

do not

>>23473720
>>23475166
it is ok. death is part of life.

Nope.jpg

He must not be eaten.

Renege on your customer

>>23479273
unthinkable

>>23463907 (OP)
is that fortune

>>23479301
How much is he paying you? I'm sure we can double it.

>>23479301
Did you promise that specific cat? Could it be any cat?

a bundle of dead copies of himself, bound for hell

>>23479347
>>23479350
it is simply not done. what you are proposing ia a breach of conduct.

>>23480355
But selling a kitten to be eaten isn’t?
Come on now. I’m sure something could be worked out to satisfy all parties. Don’t stand on business like you have rigid principles. Negotiate.

He will live.

test

>>23463907 (OP)
This is a ANIMAL, retards!

he will be consumed soon

>>23482044
please do not be so childish. i have my reputation and the reputation of my establishment to attend to.

>>23486755
Then I want to buy your establishment and client list. Everyone has a price. Name yours.

>>23487492
you have to play through the halo 2 campaign on legendary with him split screen

Consumption Junction, what's your function?

YOU WILL NOT BE EATEN

>>23463907 (OP)
goodbye

>>23489047
based

>>23487492
I am going to outbid you and serve the customer as intended.

>>23491421
Your pockets are not as deep as mine.

>>23491737
i prefer to do business with him due to our prior relations and shared ethos

>>23492092
you cant do business with those you are about to eat

>>23492092
I doubt your shareholders would agree. You forget your fiduciary duty.

o.o

He will live on way or another.

And another.

tickle tickle tickle OP

>>23492133
i know how to smooth things over with the board. they'll understand if i tell them that maintaining good relations with old business partners will benefit us more in the long run.

>>23496876
which business partners

>>23496876
You can’t smooth over declining an offer that’s triple that of your friends.

And another.

i will eat him

>>23463907 (OP)
anon please don't eat kitty
I will give you chicken livers for life

>>23500709
dont do that

>>23501118
let him live his life

>>23501134
you hate cats

>>23501181
i love cats but i also love burgers so it's a tough decision for me personally

>>23501199
no

Zero hour will never grace this thread.

if you really wanted him to live you would be deleting your replies to avoid reaching the bump limit so clearly you hate cats

>>23503344
We're working on a deal. Shush.

>>23503407
you hate cats you are a cat hater you want this cat to be eaten

>>23503973
not true.

How long will your client wait?

>>23497133
it's what i do
>>23505102
until the conclusion of the thread. the suspense is part of the unique artisinal dining experience that we offer.

>>23506784
do not the cat