Thread 23464314

>walk in
>see this
What do?

Tase their asses

>>23464314 (OP)
I'd walk out in disgust, the buttocks/anus are disgusting

I would only fuck the one on the right I don’t like the lefts ass for some reason, I would just devour myself to fucking her ass while the left (my right) would feel left out and alone while we fuck like animals

*walks up to them slowly* "player 253 elimated, player 375 elimated"

>>23464392
Oh and being attracted to them is the gateway drug to homosexuality

>>23464399
.

>>23464399
why are you telling directions from the perspective of someone looking at the camera

*walks up to them slowly* "player 253 elimated, player 375 elimated"

Fuck off leafs

You evil deranged son of a bitches

your little british wanker would never be able to penetrate that

kill myself

promptly

Wow everyone is posting strangely right after one another by like a second or two

>>23464314 (OP)
take the deepest breathe possible

>>23464490
normie-infested internet homeless shelter, irl girls are one of the things which get the most engagement
especially at these hours of the day

I ask you this, he posted only one second after I did, and he’s Canadian, his is this not a blatant sign he is some kind of a glowie?

I guess he’s trying to threaten me with the idea that he’s watching my screen or something, because he is able to time exactly when I make a post

>>23464314 (OP)
not aesthetically pleasing in my opinion

>>23464504
anon, he posted nearly one minute after you did...

the last two digits are seconds, not milliseconds

>>23464490
posting ass is instant (you)s. it's a problem on every single board. look at /v/

*walks up to them slowly* "player 253 elimated, player 375 elimated"

>>23464517
yeah i just told oyu
Gas ID
>>23464505
agre

I want to sniff a pretty girl's butthole so badly.

>>23464314 (OP)
saddens me that this is a bant post

>>23464686
yeah
it seems like the path of least resistance for slow imageboards, they all turn into the same degeneracy

>>23464314 (OP)
I think the most sensible thing would be to calmly go outside and smoke a dart while calling the police

First one then the other
I think. So, the other can
assists.

>>23464314 (OP)
never leave my house

>>23464399
what are you on about
right one's ass is way more square and less appealing
I mean, if you are going to fuck a fat ass why not pick the widest one

You better catch one of
em Jackass! That's about
all you got left. Quit reminding
me of what a ridiculous, moron
you are. I really don't like you.

>>23464314 (OP)
leave them some grain but never approach another man's brapsows.

walk the fuck out immediately as these women clearly are citizens of the united states of america thus severely mentally ill and on medications

>>23464314 (OP)
Why do there arse's look so bizarre? They look disproportionately wide for their bodies. They look like pure ham slabs.

>>23464314 (OP)
>brrrraaaaaaappppppp
get blasted straight back out the door
obviously

>>23464314 (OP)
Check to see if I'm dreaming

>>23464314 (OP)
Call the cops because two whores broke into my house

>>23464314 (OP)
>wwyd
fuck off back to /b/ you worthless retarded gooner

try to put my pecker in there and fail horribly

>>23464392
>>23464407
This guy is really so afraid to appreciate a female's ass he think it will turn him gay.
Talk about a repressed homo!

>>23469732
>This guy is really so afraid to appreciate a female's ass he think it will turn him gay.
>Talk about a repressed homo!

>>23469768
Nice selfie my man!

>>23469787
>Nice selfie my man!

>>23469831
Nice AI art of your selfie my man!

source? I know they're on reddit

>>23464314 (OP)
>>23469732
>>23464645

Attraction to the buttocks is inherently gay because it leads to this

>>23464314 (OP)
Left rides me reverse cowgirl style
Right suffocates me until I see heaven

Ultimate orgasm creme pies a new life into left
That has to be the best way to die
I’m convinced
First thing you see is vulva
Last thing you see is vulva
You give up life to create life

A perfect circle

>>23464314 (OP)
Eat both of their fat butt asses

>>23470754
>Female ass is gay because...some twitterfag can't tell the difference between what a female and male ass looks like
Wow, brilliant logic there Nigel
Add +1 to the repressed homo tally

>>23464314 (OP)
plap em

>>23464314 (OP)
Leave. They are fat and disgusting. They live without effort, or any knowledge of the true nature of the world. Why would I ever associate with such worthless creatures?

bump

>>23464314 (OP)
Turn 360 and walk away

>>23473770
based

>>23473643
>>23475384
why?

When I was young a couple of girls wanted to show their boobies to me on omegle

>>23475386
damn

i miss omegle and creepypastas and uhh
you know

>>23475392
Btw i got embarassed and they left, kinda cunty of them if you ask me

>>23475401
rip...

>>23464314 (OP)
I do sexy times with the ladies. Start off with a little bit of oral and kissing. Escalate to mounting that doggystyle

>>23475411
They were probably pedos to be fair

>>23475458
possibly
they might've just been fucking around while drunk, i think that sort of thing was more common than predatory stuff back then

>>23464314 (OP)
>>23475385
Because I truly do find the OP picture revolting to look at, I can't fathom anyone liking it even htough some do