Thread 23466601

Who were the Zutts?

a test of faith in living form

>>23466601 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtTYxxmVpvA

TLDR; Mahommet believed the folk widsom that absorbing male sperm gives a man virility so he was railed by 30 black indian men who all busted their loads into his asshole, while Abdullah watched from behind the line he had draw on the sand XD

>>23466603
Kek. It's all starting to make sense. Always thought islam was a gay ass religion.

>>23466604
Mudslimes are having a meltdown rn on the internet for real XD

>>23466601 (OP)
Niggejeets

>>23466601 (OP)
How did people find this just now in a 1000 year old book, strange.

>>23466607
Scholar censorship. Most muslims are illiterate or barely literate

The internet will (hopefully) kill islam.

>>23466605
Yeah, it's hilarious. I'd love to see them try to explain that away.

>>23466609
"It's not the way you think it is"
Standard shit among muslims known as Taqiyya
It's also why mudslimes aren't aware of the fact that their prophet was a BBC cumslut.

This religion operates like mafia, has their internal measures to prevent outflow from the cult and threatens anyone who dares to question it with a death.

Unless we don't ban this religion there will never be a normalcy.

>>23466604
oh really, what gave it away? the fact that they have specialised butt boys just for ass fucking? and it’s completely normal to them and nobody even questions it
watch "this is what winning looks like" on youtube. they’re trying to get afghanis to self sustaining police/army, but the recruits instead smoke opium and steal weaponry to supply the taliban. also the militia leader was busted several times with fucking a young boy, one of the boys went insane and tried to harm his abusers, but was shot in the leg instead. the leaders reply was something along the lines of "should we fuck our grandmothers instead?! we need those boys in the barracks"
this is extremely deeply rooted in their society, but then again, their prophet was a pdf warlord. no kink shame, be open minded of MAPs! :^)

>>23466601 (OP)
>Who were the Zutts?
muzzie fuckers

>>23466611
Muslims believe everything that feels good is from allah , therefor gay sex is good because it makes peepee feel good. If it wasn't good, it wouldn't feel good. I'm not saying this to slander them (except the pdf files obviously), that is literally what they believe.

>>23466613
This "Mohammad got assfucked by niggers in the desert" story is getting more and more traction.

I guess because it's all literally written in the book and no one really cared about it.

>>23466601 (OP)
Stop spamming the catalogue with this shit, jeet jew

>>23466616
>t. seething gay mudslme

>>23466616
>the quran says that Allah made the anus the size of a penis to fulfill sexual desires of Muslims.
>the quran also says that if Allah was against anal sex then he would have made the anus the size of an earhole

>>504662119
Salim Yachmar Rashid 76:34
And didn't we say that we made the anus (place from where wind and feces fall) is the right size so other men can satisfy their manhood?

Inshallah Mutah 32:67
If we wanted, the anus would be as tight as a earhole, so no manhood would enter. Let the Kafirum (infidels) know, we, Allah, are between and bellow!

>>504662950
have the Al-Qur'an in front of me.

سليم يخمر رشيد ٧٦:٣٤
ألم نقل إنا جعلنا الدبر (مكان خروج الريح والغائط) بحجم مناسب ليشبع الرجال رجولتهم؟

إن شاء الله، سورة الموطأ ٣٢:٦٧

لو شئنا لكان الدبر ضيقًا كثقب الأذن، فلا يدخله رجول. وليعلم الكافرون، نحن يا الله

>>23466615
Muslims are stupid desert faggots that deserve to be casually humiliated at every opportunity.

>>23466620
>a future chechen HIV victim
>>23466616
>a turkmutt who lives in berlin

>>23466601 (OP)
Ratons

>>23466608
This

let's get erudite and scientific about this shit.
is there a scientific possibility that ingesting semen from 30 indian men would actually raise your testosterone levels and allow you to perform better sexually for your 9 wives?

I always knew Muslims were faggots.

shoop islam on the quare flag now

>>23466624 (checked)
A pot of horny goat weed tea would probably be better for Mohammed's libido than ten ass fuggings by darkie faggots.

>>23466608
>The internet will (hopefully) kill islam.
mudshit low iq and illiteracy are pisslams greatest defenders the internet is its greatest threat.

>>23466603
powerful

>>23466616
Fuck off, Ahmed, it's funny. The Jews will get their turn at ridicule, but the fact the Koran literally has this in is wayyy more hilarious.

>>23466626
Orgy in the sand dunes at Al Zutt

>>23466631
This. Muhammad was the beta test for BLACKED. Thats fucking funny.

>>23466616
There's no coming back from this one mate

>>23466601 (OP)
>Who were the Zutts?

>>23466601 (OP)
the hadith is not in sahih bukhari or sahih muslim

>>23466601 (OP)
This hadith was fact checked by real Islamic Scholars
SAHIH

>>23466637
nah it's not even in either sahih books

>>23466638
Orgy in the sand dunes of Al Zutt

>>23466639
>>23466637
this is wath imam ahmed himself said
“I have included in my Musnad only what is acted upon (maʿmūl bih), but I did not intend that all of it be ṣaḥīḥ.”

>>23466603
WTF I thought Issleeem was le based and trad??

>>23466638
kafir

>>23466642
do you even know what a musnad is

>>23466640
You lost the moment you needed to rely on calibrations to fix your book my guy.

>>23466636
>>23466638
>>23466640
>>23466643
You and your prophet (piss be upon him) are both fags.

>>23466601 (OP)
between here, /his/ and /lit/ im so happy this meme is taking off, haven't heard a single defense of it btw

>>23466646
the defenses:
1. they wuz djinns n shiet
2. ackshually the word means something else
3. it's unreliable anyway
4. say that in real life kafir i will slice your throat

>>23466643
a hadith whose traceable transmission is uninterrupted.
in the isnad system, the matn contained therein are the most sahih of the sahih.

>>23466644
>>23466645
a musnad is a collection of hadiths and those hadiths are not always right as the imam that compiled them even said so and nigger there is nothing wrong in the hadith except the mistranslation of the word that can have many meanings and in here it means "surrounded" him
>>23466648
say that in real life kafir i will slice your throat

>>23466650
>there is nothing wrong in the hadith except the mistranslation of the word that can have many meanings and in here it means "surrounded" him

>>23466607
Priests gatekeeping the holy texts and spinning the narrative to fit them. It was also one of the main points why protestants revolted against the Church and wanted everyone to read bible themselves in their own language.
You know, the typical "this one is a literal meaning while that one is a metaphor", and as far as I know in islam texts are still ultra gatekept by religious figures.

>>23466650
Fuck you faggot devil worshipper, I will gouge out muzzlim eyes and fuck the socket until you bleed out

>zealous prophet zesty for zutts
Mighty peculiar...

>>23466651
ask the bot if it can mean "surrounded" old arabic words had alot of different meanings
>>23466653
come try faggot

>>23466650
>doesn't dispute that him or his prophet (shit be upon him) are fags.

Lol. Lmao.

>>23466650
So you're saying yourself you're relying on unreliable post production patch notes to understand your book and your faith, because otherwise you would be stuck with impossible to explain surats and other unsavory things.

>>23466655
>come try faggot
You are to scared to even show what country you are in though

>>23466657
it just the islamic tradition to rely on the compiled hadiths for better direction , you can rely on Quran only but alot of the retards would consider it not enough

>>23466614
Based!

>>23466659
they followed and surrounded him so hard he was limping in pain and passed out on his male friend's lap
the male friend was so scared of being followed and surrounded he had to sit down

>>23466601 (OP)
We all knew he was a sexual degenerate but this really adds good context to his actions, like why was the semen on the outside of his clothes and in such large amounts, well muhammud being a butt slut makes it clear that aisha was cleaning other mens semen off of his clothes.

>>23466659
desu it doesnt matter because even if it was just 'surrounded' the passage after where he lays his head in his boyfriend's lap and is exhausted seems to confirm he was buttraped by Indian men.

Ultra giga platinum rare India W.

>>23466659
idk but they certainly did not mean it in the litteral sense , imagine when you have sleep paralysis can feel like a demon "riding" you; try to think of it that way.

>>23466601 (OP)
Indians unironically
Zutt = Jats

>>23466655
No
Your false prophet was gangraped by 30 naked jeets

>>23466601 (OP)
Pajeets Be Upon Him

>>23466647
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Mohammed's Sled & Bed", where sled and bed both end in the sound "-ed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Mohammed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Zutt's", implying that the two words beginning with "Sl" and "B" would have ended with "-utt", rhyming with "Zutt". So, when Zutt owned the shop, it would have been called "Zutt's Slut and Butt".

>>23466666
>30 naked jeets
that's up for debate.
it's true he was "given the sexual strength of 30 men"
but could it not have just been 15 jeets injecting manliness into him 2 times each?

also, if we get the number 30 from his reported relative sexual strength, does that mean the hadith scriptures that say moslems will "be given the sexual strength of 100 men" are going to get banged by 100 men each?

>>23466648
>>23466651
Pajeets
Be
Upon
Him

>>23466601 (OP)
I am the most passionate mudslime hater but I can't take this shit seriously

>>23466650
You know what's funny this muslim kid i knew in high school used to smoke weed. He called it getting zooted (zutted) not even joking.

>>23466601 (OP)
Trust the plan inshallACK
>Z

>>23466673
>Z
You have 15% of your country as muslims and its growing to 30%. What are you even going to do about that

>>23466647
Soul
>>23466635
Soulless

>>23466670
I'm stealing this

>>23466674
Wait for the monke`s death and partipace in le funnies.

>>23466616
>it's the totally not an Arab German again
Hahahahahahaha

Your prophet was a BBC slut

>>23466678
Your god is a 33-year-old virgin. He's more likely to be homosexual than any other man in the Bible.
He promoted celibacy unlike every other prophet.
>For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake.
He was fucking Mark.
>A young man, wearing nothing but a linen garment, was following Jesus. When they [the Temple guards] seized him, he fled naked, leaving his garment behind.
John was sucking him off, which translators try to hide.
>Now there was leaning on Jesus’ bosom one of His disciples, whom Jesus loved.
>κόλπος is the genital area between the legs as in the vaginal area in women. In the LXX, it can be used for a position of sex intercourse as with Abraham and Hagar.
Even his disciples were fucking each other.
>7 Then the disciple whom Jesus loved said to Peter, “It is the Lord!” As soon as Simon Peter heard him say, “It is the Lord,” he wrapped his outer garment around him (for he had taken it off) and jumped into the water.
Frederick the Great thought he was homosexual.
>This good Jesus, how do you think He got John to sleep in his bed? Can't you see he was his Ganymede?
So did Jeremy Bentham and Denis Diderot.
So does modern scholarship.
>The interaction between Jesus and John "is a pederastic relationship between an older man and a younger man.
The Last Supper was a gay orgy.
>When you have entered the city, a man will meet you carrying a pitcher of water; follow him into the house that he enters.
>In first century Palestine, only women carried water from a well (Genesis 24:11; John 4:7) and any man doing a woman’s job would be consider effeminate. The fact that Luke adds "to the master of the house" tells the reader that this house is occupied by two gay lovers.
He's also oddly silent on homosexuality.
Why is Biblical Jesus such a flaming homosexual?

>>23466679
ZUTTED

>>23466608
you got scholar and illiterate in the exact reverse.

this meme should actually spread, i am starting to think.

>>23466679
>we respect prophet isa!!
zutted

>>23466679
If you're a muslim this is actually a self own and blasphemy because Christ was still a prophet. Get ZUTTED by Indian Bvlls buddy.

ZUTTBROKEN

>>23466682
>>23466683
We don't respect Biblical Jesus. We don't respect some crucified cocksucker hobo. Imagine calling something so filthy a god. Couldn't be me.

>>23466601 (OP)
Activated his butt chakra o algo.

WHY DID IT TAKE 1000 YEARS FOR ZUTTPOSTING TO BE DISCOVERED???

>>23466683
the only true thing you said
>>23466685
fuck you nigger

Did Mo get gangraped before or after he raped the little girl?

>>23466601 (OP)
The original dl BBCs

>>23466687
God willed it into the mainstream in the age of the internet so that muzzies couldn't easily retcon it

THE ZUTTENING!

>>23466616
zuttposting is 9/11 for muzzrats

>>23466689
it was a year after he married her so she was 7, but he didn't fuck her until she was 9, so he was zutted 2 years before having sex with aisha

>>23466602
kek

>>23466618
I'm starting to see why faggots only criticize Christians and never say a word against Islam, even though Muslims like to toss them off of buildings.

>>23466603
After last night's thread about how demonic occultism works through anal sex its all coming together.

>>23466601 (OP)
They sound dirty

>>23466694
>have young wife
>realize you're a faggot and need black dicks

Is this Islam?

>>23466601 (OP)

Look here, nigga, them Zutts? Straight-up a wild-ass crew slinkin' through the sands of early Islamic history like they own the damn dunes—tall, scrawny, dark-skinned motherfuckers from the Indus Valley vibes, probably Jats (or Jatts, you feel me?) out the Sindh and Makran spots in what's now Pakistan and that side of India. These niggas was zesty as hell, light on they feet, packin' that brown-complexion swagger Muhammad hisself clocked, comparin' Moses to 'em like, "Yeah, tall, straight-haired, built like a Zutt—got sugar in his tank and dancin' at the other end of the ballroom." Pre-Islam? They was already marinatin' in Arabia, chillin' 'round the Persian Gulf, tradin', singin' they fruity lil' songs (Ghina al-Zutt, nigga—straight Polari-fluent vibes), and gettin' name-dropped in poetry like mosquitoes whinin' for that Uranian brotherhood love.

>>23466607
I saw this story 2 years ago. Lots of "Here is another example of why Islam is full of perverts."

>>23466701
Fast-forward to the Islamic Golden Age, and these theatrical cats turned mercenary muscle for the caliphs—Umayyads and Abbasids scoopin' 'em up from conquests in Sindh 'round the 8th century, shippin' they asses to lower Iraq and Khuzestan marshes like indentured garden-uphill experts. Buildin' irrigation, farmin' the swamps, coordinatin' them curtains with the cushions till it all pop—look good as fuck! But oh, they got that down-low energy, turnin' rebel when the pay dried up. Zutt Rebellion in the 9th century? Caliph al-Mu'tasim had to drag they fudge-packin' hides to Cilicia on the Byzantine border, scatterin' 'em like refugees from Sodom after 14 years of moist chaos and piracy off Baluchistan. Some flipped to the Banu Sasan underworld crew, sea-farin' bandits with that friend-of-Dorothy glow.

POO-HAM-HEAD the ZLUTT for dirty ZUTT cock!

>>23466703
And that hadith you slappin' up there? Abdullah ibn Mas'ud spillin' tea on ridin' out with the Prophet (SAW), clockin' these naked, tall, scrawny black figures—no privates peekin', just straight theatrical, feelin' the love that dare not speak its name, circlin' the Messenger like jinn auditionin' for the other team. Nigga was terrified, thinkin' they some antipathic-instinct ghosts, but turns out it's them Zutts embodyin' the "one of those" drift—potent, wrong-bus energy straight from the toilet-tradin' playbook. Scholar niggas debate if it's jinn or real-deal Zutts crashin' the prayer sesh, but either way, they left stains on the Prophet's thobe that needed washin', light in the loafers and good with colors.

>>23466601 (OP)
no wonder they're all fucking crazy violent cunts everyday they have to come to terms with their prophet getting fucked up the bumholioio

>>23466705
In the end, these niggas faded from the chronicles post-11th century, but they legacy? Baked into the mix—Abu Hanifa's grandpops was a Zutt captive, Ibn Ulayya slingin' theology, even them al-Thiyab al-Zuttia fits hittin' Arab markets like custom dhoti drip. Zutts was the ill bit fruity bridge from Indus to ummah, battin' for the other team while liftin' shirts in the caliphal glow. If you catch my drift, they was always gonna coordinate yo empire with them marshes and that shit looked good—till the swords dropped.

>>23466618
This is just like the Talmud. Let's find workarounds for sin by doing even weirder stuff.

after reading all of the posts here...so in the end it's a dhaif (weak) hadith, it's "surrounded" and not "riding" (sexually) and zutt are actually djinns, not pajeet (poo in loo).
in conclusion, the meme was forced by stinky jeets trying to distract their own bunch of AI meme from the 2nd half of the year. only jeets behind many flags will be repeating the "zutt" to made-believe they've won the meme war.

>>23466601 (OP)
Prophetphuckers evidently

>>23466601 (OP)
Imagine inviting your bro to watch your gay interracial gangbang and he rats you out like that
>>23466696
>Muslims like to toss them off of buildings
That's not the only thing they like to toss

>>23466710
>in the end it's a dhaif (weak) hadith
it's sahih though.
https://content.app-sources.com/s/46297131350136576/uploads/Images/262-7155894.pdf
sound chain of narration going back to one of the companions (ibn mas'ud)
>it's "surrounded" and not "riding" (sexually)
proven wrong beyond a shadow of a doubt. >>23466651 >>23466659
>zutt are actually djinns, not pajeet (poo in loo).
this one's the funniest
>well, muhammad wasn't gangbanged in the desert, they were actually demons who were fucking him.

>>23466713
>muhammad wasn't gangbanged in the desert [by jeets],
forgot 2 words here because i was laughing at you
ahahaha...
AHAHAHAHAHAAH!!

demons =/= djinns tho, that's iblees.

>>23466618
I wish you fuckers did not discredit yourself by conflating the quran and the ahadith.

>>23466679
Ok abdul

>>23466679

I'd rather be a 90 year old virgin than a desert bottom for jeetlings lmfao

>>23466651
How does one become in pain and exhausted from being "surrounded"

>>23466679
This is why I love pissed off Zutt-sluts, they have to STRETCH biblical passages like taffy mand chop em up like bacon to make them sound gay.

The entire fucking Queer'an reads like a gay porno script written by Prince Andrew

>>23466601 (OP)
https://islamicwisdom.neocities.org/
https://islamicwisdom.neocities.org/
https://islamicwisdom.neocities.org/
https://islamicwisdom.neocities.org/

DO NOT MOCK THE PROPHET

>>23466720
How is quoting the Bible twisting anything? Sorry but your god was thirsty for Jew cum.

>>23466721
Your "prophet" is a schizophrenic pedophile. Being mocked is his kink.

>>23466723
> *gay schizophrenic pedophile
Fixed.

>>23466665
With a witness and Muhammad going there on purpose knowing what would happen.
>it was all a dream

>>23466723
then how come we was so wise and all-knowing like my link proved???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFa8XuI4YTA
>>23466721
You can't threaten us with violence, so you have nothing. You are a loser.

>>23466726
Gargling Zutt-nut doesn't make you wise, you silly gay ass-terrorist.

>>23466601 (OP)
aloha snackbar

>>23466685
I like the NDE stories of people witnessing men on their way to hell surrounded by demons but they are smiling because they think its their spirit virgins and have no idea what's coming.

>>23466601 (OP)
>"Around Al-Zutt, sit on your butt."- The prophets smarter, less gay pupil.
Muzzies, its time to take your MohamMed's

>>23466696
>Muslims like to toss them off of buildings.
Lovers quarrel

>>23466730
I like the real-life stories of Christian priests sucking little boy cocks in imitation of their god who also sucked little boy cocks and who also had his own cock sucked as a little boy. Damn, crossfaggots are absolute freaks.

>>23466706
Childhood sexual abuse plus cousin breeding creates unstable people. See every brown country that permits and ecourages this.

>>23466601 (OP)
Zutts=Zoroastrian Mutts

>>23466733
>has to to lie to non-Muslims
Muslims are always bad people.

>>23466710
Changing the meaning of words and removing context is very pilpul of you.

>>23466637
QUADS OF TRVKE

>>23466679
>κόλπος means vaginas
Fake af it means breast retard, so you getting that wrong invalidates everything else you've said lol, dipshit

>>23466601 (OP)
pakindians tribe

>>23466601 (OP)
indians

>>23466617
Jake paul?

>>23466739
https://el.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CE%9A%CF%8C%CE%BB%CF%80%CE%BF%CF%82_(%CE%B1%CE%BD%CE%B1%CF%84%CE%BF%CE%BC%CE%AF%CE%B1)

>>23466601 (OP)
the zutts were the bane of the prophets asshole

>>23466616
Muhammad was a slut
So they raped his butt
Their dicks were uncut

>>23466601 (OP)
Well you see, it all started in winter of 22…

>>23466743
I already used an ancient Greek translator, it means bosom the human chest dipshit or arch or bay kek

>>23466745
Muhammad was a slut
Who slutted for Al-Zutt
Once he brought his lowly pupil,
Who bravely sat on his butt.

Gay ass mods moving shit to a dead board after 147 replies too

>>23466645
its an abrahamic religion, of course its about fags