>>23467598 (OP)
Fun fact: the stone dicks Hindus worship came from Shiva fucking tranny Vishnu.
>He [Vishnu] was then requested by Hara to show (this form) unto him. The Divine Hari then displayed his female form unto Rudra. Overpowered by his (Vishnuโs) illusory power, Shambhu, renouncing Gouri, longed for that damsel. He became naked and looked like a maniac. He held the woman by the hair and she, releasing her hairs, ran away. He too followed her. Wherever dropped Haraโs seminal fluid there sprang up fields of his phallic emblem and gold.
Then Shiva came into Agni's mouth, who deposited that semen into his wife.
>The lord of Devas called the fire-god moving about in front of him, in the form of a bird and said, โO Agni, you have been recognised through various ways. Do not speak anything. Open your mouth. Take this in and carry it with you.โ After saying this lord Sambhu discharged a great deal of semen into the mouth of fire-god. With this semen within him Agni could not at all go. Utterly tired, Agni sat down on the bank of Ganga. He then discharged a greater portion of that semen into Krttikas wherefrom Karttika was born. The remaining portion of the semen of Sambhu that had been within his body, Agni split into two and deposited into his beloved wife Svaha who was particularly eager to have a child.
The semen deposited in Agni got all of the Hindu gods pregnant.
>The gods are wont to partake of the offerings of food etc. consigned to the fire in accordance with the Vedic text. Hence the gods became pregnant.โ
Then they vomited up that semen.
>We have become pregnant and also scorched by your semen. O Siva, take pity on us. Remove our miserable plightโฆ[Shiva said] At my Behest you shall vomit this semen virile of mine. you will be happy thereby. Accepting this command with bent head Visnu and the other gods immediately vomited it out after duly remembering Siva the imperishable.