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Anonymous United States No.23472308 >>23472309 >>23472310 >>23472311 >>23472312 >>23472313 >>23472314 >>23472316 >>23472317 >>23472319 >>23472320 >>23472325 >>23472326 >>23472328 >>23472329 >>23472330 >>23472333 >>23472335 >>23472337 >>23472338 >>23472341 >>23472342 >>23472345 >>23473154
I want a gf who..
Is chill, affectionate, and a little bit dominant. She would enjoy sexually objectifying me and would usually initiate sex, having an enormous sex drive. She would be a little bit older than me and have tons of sexual experience, though would be STD free.

I want a girfriend so bad anons. Until I get one I see no point in quitting porn
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23472309 >>23472321
>>23472308 (OP)
I want a Brigitte gf.

United against life as we know it.
Anonymous United States No.23472310
>>23472308 (OP)
That's very understandable anon.
Anonymous Poland No.23472311
>>23472308 (OP)
sounds like you want to be the gf
Anonymous Slovenia No.23472312
>>23472308 (OP)
your lack of a gf is not political
the rising sexlessness in young men is not political

your dick not getting any is, you guessed it, NOT political

stop talking about women
Anonymous United States No.23472313 >>23472318
>>23472308 (OP)
>no point in quitting porn
How about getting over your delusional fantasies. You want a porn star for a gf, but even porn stars aren't like that with their boyfriends. Stop watching porn or you'll never see women as human beings and they'll never see you as anything but an incel.
Anonymous United States No.23472314 >>23472332
>>23472308 (OP)
I think your describing a guy in a dress.
Anonymous United States No.23472315
enjoy your naivety
women suck, literally figuratively metaphorically
heres a hard truth: the only men women are capable of loving are their own sons and even that is iffy and conditional
its a constant shit test with them you always have to make whatever bullshit she makes up stable
her moodswings? stable
her lack of finances? stable
her debt? stable
her homelessness? stable
make beleive problems? stable
you are always at fault and she is always figuring out ways to pin it on you
best part is even if shes with you, shes looking for another and chances she has the backup guy ready. not a joke or meme.
Anonymous Germany No.23472316
>>23472308 (OP)
you want your mom as gf?
Anonymous Canada No.23472317
>>23472308 (OP)
So you're gay and don't want to be a man? They have testosterone injections for that.
Anonymous United States No.23472318
>>23472313
Why do you retards think that there aren’t millions of amateur homemade uploaded videos of real people fucking, studio porn is less ubiquitous
Anonymous United States No.23472319 >>23472323
>>23472308 (OP)
I want a fox gf.
Anonymous Denmark No.23472320
>>23472308 (OP)
Well I just want to have a gf who isn't morbidly obese and clinically retarded but evidently my expectations are super unreasonable.
Anonymous United States No.23472321 >>23472322 >>23472324
>>23472309
nonce
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23472322 >>23472324
>>23472321
Faggot.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23472323
>>23472319
Foxes are not attractive.
Anonymous United States No.23472324
>>23472321
>>23472322
We don't sign our posts here
Anonymous United States No.23472325
>>23472308 (OP)
You're never going to get one sitting on here all day, trust me i would know
Anonymous Unknown No.23472326
>>23472308 (OP)
How old are you?
>porn addiction
Nevermind
Anonymous United States No.23472327
i want a tranny gf
Anonymous United States No.23472328
>>23472308 (OP)
Look for a girl with a really masculine face. You might be gay.
Anonymous Russian Federation No.23472329
>>23472308 (OP)
>femdom
Just be honest find a bf already
Anonymous United States No.23472330 >>23472331
>>23472308 (OP)
what do you guys think her feet smell like?
Anonymous United States No.23472331
>>23472330
heaven.
Anonymous Russian Federation No.23472332 >>23472334
>>23472314
yeah, zoomie bitches often like to rationalize their fag orienation as loving "muscular and dominant" girls
t. went through this phase
Anonymous United States No.23472333
>>23472308 (OP)
Fuck your mom. It’s fun to command women and women like to be commanded. Don’t play second fiddle to a woman. You just want your gf to fill the role of a maternal figure.
Anonymous United States No.23472334 >>23472336
>>23472332

Why do gay men go through multiple random phases before ultimately deciding to suck dick?
Anonymous Australia No.23472335
>>23472308 (OP)
All I want is a woman who will love me for who I am and viceversa.
>t. lonely 35 year old man
Anonymous Russian Federation No.23472336
>>23472334
hormones and puberty, as with everyone, straight niggers settle for a roastie in the end.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23472337
>>23472308 (OP)
...is that Bugfishhhh?
Anonymous Canada No.23472338 >>23472465
>>23472308 (OP)
Anonymous United States No.23472339
>>519209108
I kneel.
Anonymous United States No.23472340
> Until I get one I see no point in quitting porn
> please daddy jew, mind control me harder
> why dont I have a gf?
I guess its an impossible mystery we will never solve.
Anonymous United States No.23472341
>>23472308 (OP)
You are a fag if you want a dominant old woman
Anonymous Canada No.23472342 >>23472344 >>23472413
>>23472308 (OP)
Date a server/waitress
P much fits the bill and thats what i do when i crave a whore to dote on me
Anonymous United States No.23472343
Sounds great when can you start
Anonymous United States No.23472344 >>23472396
>>23472342
>date a girl that’s In a position to get hit on by guys constantly
I may be a porn addicted coomer, but I’m not a retarded cuck.
Anonymous Netherlands No.23472345
>>23472308 (OP)
You describe it like a faggot cuck beta.
Anonymous United States No.23472346
Good luck in your unicorn hunt anon
Anonymous (ID: c5CG7lAY) Canada No.23472396 >>23472413
>>23472344
Your personal insecurities aside its basically a non issue because servers don't fuck customers
you aren't going to find what you want randomly on the street nor is a girl like that going to fall into your lap im simply suggesting the best option for you to find a girl like you described
Anonymous (ID: Bf4ZnRK1) United States No.23472413
>>23472342
>>23472396
based advice-giver on this god-forsaken suicide factory
Anonymous (ID: xHMEjWK0) Canada No.23472465
>>23472338
Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.
Anonymous (ID: ETzNBGnf) United States No.23473154
>>23472308 (OP)
I want a young virgin but conservacuck evangeltards will have a melty if you talk to their 17yo daughter as a 27yo man even though Mary was fourteen and Joseph over 40