Thread 23478647

JD VANCE JUST GOT STABBED AND IS BEING BROUGHT TO DC HOSPITAL. CONDITION UNKNOWN

>>23478647 (OP)
link?

He was stabbed by a couch spring by a jealous lover

>>23478649
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/jd-vance-s-motorcade-hit-with-shrapnel-after-artillery-mishap-during-celebration/ar-AA1OM3TT?ocid=BingNewsSerp

It's a nothingburger.

>>23478647 (OP)
stabbed by a fart, one of the worst feelings

>>23478647 (OP)
A hospital just flew over my house.

>>23478647 (OP)
thought and prayers, dear god I hope he dont rip in peace, chio anon

>>23478654
Bro you don’t say rip and than add in peace

>>23478652
>stabbed by a fart,
Vance was just trying to get his pajeeta wife to poo in the loo...
She didn't like that.
Not. One. Bit.

>>23478651
>a 155 misfired over I-5
I wouldnt call that a nothing burger lmao. that is peak criminal negligence. they live fired over a parade into the public domain using live ordnance? its fucking complete luck that it misfired and didnt hit a fucking house lmao

>>23478647 (OP)
HOLY SHIT ITS REAL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTC75cKzuNk

No he didn't

>>23478647 (OP)
TIG IF BRUE

>>23478657
>"According to the patrol report, one officer described what sounded like pebbles hitting his motorcycle and the area around him, and two others saw a two-inch piece of shrapnel hit the hood of their patrol vehicle, leaving a small dent,"
NOT THE HECKIN SMALLDENTARINOS!!!!

>>23478657
>they live fired over a parade into the public domain using live ordnance?

And?

t. famously used native reservations as artillery practice sites for two world wars.

>>23478658
Stop posting tracker links

>>23478647 (OP)
Put me in the screencap

>>23478655
Tourist

>>23478647 (OP)
RIP in peace James Bowman.

>>23478662
Someone may had hunted rabbits and quails too

Grow up is not the symbolism of violence or you will end stuck in a loop of muh security

What if I visit [place] and is not safe

>>23478657
It's not criminal negligence, it's the military informing civilian governments that they can do whatever they like.

>>23478647 (OP)
it's true, his pajeet wife stabbed him cause the curry was too mild and not enough stinky

>>23478647 (OP)
wtf thats crazy

>>23478662
And dont think we wont do it again

>>23478667
I love how the troon's first expounding thought was about themselves, LMAO.

>YOU AREN"T THINKING ABOUT ME ENOUGH!!!!!!!!

Why are we being spammed with this shit right now? What devilry is this?

>>23478673
OP made it up?

>>23478647 (OP)
umm by whom?

>>23478650
Look at all those folds, though...

>>23478674
Is there a link proving it?

>>23478647 (OP)
He’s in California right now, retard

>>23478655
Hello newfriend

The pic of him getting stabbed is fucking gnarly btw

>>23478647 (OP)
finally

>>23478647 (OP)
Lmao Trump shot a missile at his VP

>>23478680
Holy fuck! Insane pic. Thanks for sharing.

>>23478647 (OP)
Here's a picture of the perpetrator

>>23478683
#gold

>>23478662
This could have actually hit people while there's no chance of that at a native reservation.

>>23478647 (OP)

This is too good to be true...so it have to be fake....and OP is super-gay.

>>23478662
ah your point stands, its not likely that a house near I-5 would have whites living in it. In that case, fire away

>>23478688
>This is too good to be true
Eat a Soviet era nuke eurotrash shitskin.

>>23478663
there's no tracker link in that you fucking retard

>>23478651
lmao
God bless America

RACISM vs
MURPHYS LAW

IS SERIOUS BISNiZ

what's up with all these fake news threads tonight???
is this a new shill strategy to just post straight bs to bring this board down even more?

>>23478693
You might be right, and I may be retarded, but I'm going to continue to assume any memeflaggot posting off-topic youtube embeds is dropping tracker links.

>>23478683
867530942069
1488

>>23478690

If your leader dies...you should follow.

>>23478649
Yeah?

>>23478647 (OP)
singles and he survives

>>23478647 (OP)
actually you're a seething, assblasted muslim with shit colored skin who is trying to stop the ZUTT threads

>>23478696
A psyop? A experiment to see how we react? Pretty pointless because anyone taking seriously anything said here should die. OP Just missed annotating something like: fr, fr no cap

>>23478655
ripip

>>23478703
you're just losers getting your shit pushed in because you haven't made a funny meme in years

>>23478705
>losers getting your shit pushed in
What a homophobic remark

>>23478703
Glowniggers back at it again

>>23478647 (OP)
DEADASS?

>>23478808
Okay he's very likely to survive anyway, beung vp and all

dressing up like a woman and hanging out with gays is a venial sin. but feeding alligator with spanish catholics is mortal sin. jd vance must repent before he dies or he could go to hell for very long time.