Thread 23490095

I JUST ATE A 50MG WEED GUMMY I TRIED TO MAKE MYSELF THROW UP BUT NOTHING IS COMING OUT WTF DO I DO

Watch netflix

Idk man put on some tunes and maybe get some water handy

>>23490095 (OP)
Go to the hospital youre going to die if you dont

>>23490095 (OP)
That's not even that much, just go lay down, pussy.

>>23490095 (OP)
get some snacks and play a videogame or watch some cartoons. you should feel it 30mins to an hour after eating.

DO NOT GO INTO THE LIGHT

>>23490095 (OP)
activated charcoal

ur fucked, my friend accidently ate a 50mg gummy and he ended up in a coma and he still hasn't woke up, his family is about to pull the plug its been a year

just chill out and watch youtube or some shi

Too late, dick finna fall off

>>23490095 (OP)
The only things that gonna come out is you from the closet. That's gayhigh

I eat that pretty much every weekend

I’m gay

>>23490095 (OP)
Take a nap and ride it out.

>>23490095 (OP)
make brownies

fap

>>23490095 (OP)
Get some snacks ready, jack off, eat snacks and watch tv

oh my god can you shut the fuck up I'm trying to get day blackout drunk

>>23490095 (OP)
it's over, you're gonna die anon, you're actually gonna die

>>23490095 (OP)
>50mg
well after you get out from kindergarten class maybe take a nap lil guy

Make profits not nationalism

>>23490103
Rip

>>23490095 (OP)
You have to try to take a shit as soon as possible or you're gonna die for sure.

>>23490095 (OP)
You're cooked bro, tell your family you love them while you still have a chance

>>23490095 (OP)
chill out and watch something and if that also isnt working literally sleep it off

>>23490095 (OP)
buckle up buttercup. realistically you have 2-3 hours before the wave peaks and breaks and then you'll be able to enjoy it more.

I cant even take a standard dose of 10mg. If I took 50 I would have a panic attack before anything even hit and would have a 8 hour schizophrenic episode. Good luck

>>23490095 (OP)
I did 1g once.

>>23490095 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_NlGxtBrLc

>>23490108
Hi gay, I'm dad.

>>23490095 (OP)
You have to eat sugar, not corn syrup. So.. you're fucked.

>>23490095 (OP)
I wish edibles worked on me

>weed
lol

>>23490126
Pound my ass?

>>23490095 (OP)
AHH SHIT JIMMY THERE IS THROW UP EVERYWHERE!!! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?? OOH GOD ITS ON THE CEILING

>>23490095 (OP)
chill out, post up on the couch and watch TV. have plenty of snacks with you, just got to ride it out

Take some CBD. Or work out. Or drink some chocolate milk. Or some combination of the three. It's easier to sober up from weed than booze, it's just that I'm the only one trying to figure it out. Also, this isn't political.

>>23490128
I wish you weren't obese and a liar

>>23490095 (OP)
If you have black pepper in the house start smelling it to weaken the high when it starts hitting

>>23490124
Based. I like getting tripping high off edibles. Start hallucinating

>>23490128
you need indica, sative/hybrid edibles are weak

>>23490099
this tbqh

>>23490095 (OP)
Try 500 next time lightweight

>>23490103
The smell of a lit joint might actually wake him up from a coma. The gentlest way to wake up my dad is by lighting weed.

You need to go out in public and get help in a hurry. Like at a mall or a large gathering of people who will be able to hold you down and cover your mouth when you start convulsing and screaming. Also tell them to call the police.

>>23490095 (OP)
You're truly fucked OP. Go to the fucking hospital ASAP you might have an internal anal prolapse from this shit. Good luck.

>>23490095 (OP)
Oh shit you are going to die the only way to counter the overdose is to shove a blender up your ass and turn it on.

>>23490103
Yea my buddy ate a 50 mg edible and was never the same, was high for 2 weeks now he just sits staring at the wall dosed up on antipsychotics.

>>23490102
Shhhhhh nooooo lol you're a good dude

>>23490095 (OP)
>50mg
Eat 9 more, pussy

Yeah but I’m still gay though

>>23490095 (OP)
I hate greening out so much bro.
The worst part is when you start forgetting how to breath, and you need to use your one functioning brain cell to focus entirely on expanding your diaphragm so you don't die.

I know you guys are joking but I actually became disabled from taking 50mg the first time I ever tried THC, this shit is not as safe as people think it is

>>23490095 (OP)
that's enough to last you a day and a half. stick with the 10mgs from now on.

>>23490095 (OP)
Drink some alcohol with the edible, you will empty your guts fast

are you dead yet?

>>23490649
no need for edible just the alco 0.5 vodka or something + like 2 liters of fresh water will do the trick

>>23490095 (OP)
take some xanax or clonazepam

>>23490095 (OP)
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>23490123
I did 30mg and my throat was absolutely killing me and I was nowhere the whole time and I almost didn't care about it
I did 20mg and remembered what heaven is like
uh
WTF is 50 even like??

>>23490675
worst advice ever
holy fuck
are you trying to kill him?

>>23493746
no. if you are someone who gets anxious from weed taking strong benzos is practically the only thing you can do to not have an 8-15 hour long panic attack from eating an edible.
combining benzos and weed is perfectly safe it would in no way harm him, you clearly don't know what you are talking about.

>>23490095 (OP)
does your chest feel tight? does something feel off and not good? is your mouth really dry?
if so seek help immediately your organs are shutting down

>>23493844
craig?
I got the kava. I put some of the root powder on my tongue and it went numb, then swallowed about a gram and felt some effects. I've had a few beers with a mate after it wore off. I'll post a threat tomorrow, after I sober up(since you shouldn't mix it with alcohol). I'll see if I can take something close to the heroic dose. I even found a makeshift touna and all.

>>23490095 (OP)
i remember consuming a 100mg thc gummy and i woke up 16 hours later

>>23493891
where did you get craig from? yeah im that anon that tried fucking round with the guy that was locked up.
nice, i went into a deep dive into kava before bed and didnt end up getting any since its hard on the liver. waiting to get bloods done again to make sure its healed up enough before fucking round with it.
ordered some plants from that site though and started planning the vertical planters.

watch out with drinking and kava since they both stress the liver, wouldnt stress out but wouldnt do it while drinking all the time kind of thing

>>23493919
>where did you get craig from?
every aussie who isn't me(abo) is craig. it's ancient /bant/ history.
>i went into a deep dive into kava before bed and didnt end up getting any since its hard on the liver
I ended up going to sleep and woke up in a panic reliving I didn't tell you the more deeper harm that come with it like every drug. when it comes to blood works, I hope yours come backs fine. mine always does, even though I'm an aboriginal and according to the government we're supposed to be as easy to endanger as koalas and billbies.

>>23490095 (OP)
If you really want to throw up, punch yourself as physically hard as humanly possible at your balls. Women don't exist on the internet, that's how I know you have balls to CBT. If you don't have the strength, pay someone on the street. What are they going to do? Reject money? Punch you which is what you want? Call services that can help you vomit?

>>23495229
to entertain you for a short moment, sir.
https://files.catbox.moe/urf62u.mp4

>>23490095 (OP)
He gaan.

>>23490095 (OP)
Let the body filter it.

>>23490095 (OP)
Bro I would do 100 just to feel something

>>23494912
>every aussie who isn't me(abo) is craig. it's ancient /bant/ history.
interesting, never really been outside of /v and that just scrolling to see what new games are out. used to be on /b when I was a teen years ago.
>I ended up going to sleep and woke up in a panic reliving I didn't tell you the more deeper harm that come with it like every drug
all g, I try and look up things at least on a surface level to see what to expect and the harms.
>even though I'm an aboriginal
what state you in? whats it like being an abo? im a recluse so I have no friends but from what i see online you guys get alot of shit due to complex issues that normies dont like thinking about so they lump you all in the same group?
do you experience positive racism much and what are your thoughts on that?

>>23493919
yeah kavakava is going to cause pretty much the same issues as alc, its really rough on the liver.
if you want an alcohol substitute then GHB is probably the way to go, just be careful to dose it correctly because the effects are very dose dependant and you dont want to get addicted to the shit because its withdrawal causes seizures and you have to redose like every 2 hours to avoid them.
if u can't get GHB you can probably get GBL just make sure you dilute it in a shit ton of liquid or it'll burn your insides.
also just to be clear im not advising you to take GHB or any drug, its always better to avoid drugs altogether. Im only bringing this up because i know how hard it can be to stay sober so id rather you have the correct info if there's a chance ur going to start taking random shit looking for a booze substitute. make sure you read up on it properly on harm reduction websites if you do choose to take it.