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God (ID: 9GH+MrpP) United States No.23538567 [Report] >>23538605
Polish males are the plebiest lifeforms to ever disgrace existence.
Jim Carrey is a Polish male. You reading this post are most likely a Polish male.

You don't tell me "you're never going to be able to tie your own shoes, learn your whole social security number, or know your whole times tables".

I know my times tables beyond 19×19.

I'm not a stick figure drawer simply because Theodore Roosevelt was a stick figure because he carried one.

You don't God damn fucking say to me "you need to kys because it's something anyone can do".

You don't say "your tendons are ripping carrying those jugs".

Fuck every single one of you until a werewolf turns your penis inside-out thereby letting me take psychic possession of your "mind" then starts growing inside you and starts letting monsters your present mindless self abhors gangbang "her" (your body with an actual mind).
Anonymous (ID: nTkCma4e) United States No.23538605 [Report] >>23538615 >>23538637 >>23538682
>>23538567 (OP)
you're never going to be able to tie your own shoes, learn your whole social security number, or know your whole times tables. you need to kys because it's something anyone can do. your tendons are ripping carrying those jugs.
God (ID: 9GH+MrpP) United States No.23538615 [Report] >>23538624
>>23538605
The very definition of NPC is the very thing you literally are.
Anonymous (ID: nTkCma4e) United States No.23538624 [Report] >>23538637 >>23538643
>>23538615
I stand by my statements. Cry to your werewolf daddy.
Anonymous (ID: mDZlu/av) United States No.23538637 [Report] >>23538645
>>23538605
>>23538624
can you stop?
God (ID: 9GH+MrpP) United States No.23538643 [Report] >>23538653
>>23538624

Your half-uncle has thrice your IQ score.
You've never made any statements

because you've never stated any facts.
Anonymous (ID: nTkCma4e) United States No.23538645 [Report] >>23538649 >>23538667
>>23538637
okay
God (ID: 9GH+MrpP) United States No.23538649 [Report] >>23538653
>>23538645
Your father went to prison for sodomy.
Anonymous (ID: nTkCma4e) United States No.23538653 [Report] >>23538661 >>23538667
>>23538643
>>23538649
The fact is that you have no control over me, OP.
God (ID: 9GH+MrpP) United States No.23538661 [Report] >>23538676
>>23538653
You're my half-nephew that was born in Norfolk on 11-25-2004.
I brought my slim PS2 to your apartment to play San Andreas there the day you were born.
Anonymous (ID: mDZlu/av) United States No.23538667 [Report] >>23538676
>>23538645
>>23538653
just stop engaging man, why?
Anonymous (ID: nTkCma4e) United States No.23538676 [Report] >>23538704
>>23538661
Okay.
>>23538667
I get baited easily. I'll leave for real.
God (ID: 9GH+MrpP) United States No.23538682 [Report]
>>23538605
You
do
not dehumanize a patriarch AKA older male relative.

I'm not a black albino who was switched at birth that has to pay someone to straighten his hair.
Nobody and no one straightens my hair.
Anonymous (ID: XzZ3Wu1h) United States No.23538697 [Report]
thread full of low-functioning autists
God (ID: 9GH+MrpP) United States No.23538704 [Report]
>>23538676
You come to my window at night, creeping around your grandmother's yard, telling me my olfactory sensation is too deficient to taste anything.

The neighbors are your same pheno, so they let you.