Thread 23554128

Heres why:

It has been discovered that space rapidly evolves diseases and mutates biological bacteria and viruses to be immune to all vaccines.

Basivally before humans existed some machines came into contact with biological life in space and said nah mate you niggers are staying put, and released an evolutionary virus into the darkness of space to kill all biological life.

Called project darkstorm, this shit was mentioned in the Animatrix that was used to block off machines from their access to the sun.

Bro... this is a psyop... basically the true story is we are the machines and they released PROJECT DARKSTORM to prevent us from ever going into space for extended periods of time.

It literally eats the energy from your body and then these astronauts come back infected with it and then spread fucking bird flu and covid when they take a shit when they return.

FUCK YOU NASA!!!

We never went to space. Space isnt real. Its all jewish psyops. Didnt see those videos?

>>23554129
>Space isnt real. Its all jewish psyops

retarded chink

>>23554130
Proof the moon landing is real. You cant.
Earth is flat.
Ice walls are real.

>>23554128 (OP)
I think we need to leave the earth and move humanity into space colonies. It is time for mankind to leave its cradle and return the earth to its natural state. Once mankind's soul is no longer weighed down by the earths gravity will we then reach our fullest potential as a species.

>>23554132
I think your soul needs to leave your body. Retard.

>>23554128 (OP)
Oh yeh? Well if I'm a machine why are you gay?

>>23554128 (OP)
We can't get past the dome

oh joy, another flat earth shill thread

>>23554136
>oh joy, another flat earth shill thread
that was quick. so was OP's sole intention to post a bait thread in order to get flat earthers and glowniggers into an another argument? Why not just ignore the thread to begin with? Why did you fall into OP's trap?

>>23554137
there is one of these threads up constantly, it's always the same pattern. op is on the team of flat earth shills. the op will post some dumb thread vaguely related to space but not outright a flat earth thread since that would be removed, and then a dozen flat earth shills fill the thread with the same arguments and memes every time. its not organic and they don't actually believe its flat, they are here for a well poisoning psyop, but i think you knew that.

>>23554128 (OP)
Space is fake.
End of discussion.

>>23554128 (OP)
It was never real in the first place you stupid fucking vaxxed cattle.

>>23554138
this, talking about space on /pol/ is impossible now

>>23554141
it's almost like they don't want us talking about space. pretty sus

This is actually backwards. We aren't going to space because there are no bacteria that life needs. You can't terraform a planet without a billion years of bacteria and layers upon layers of the dead that create soil.

>>23554131
I await the new age of discovery when humanity breaks the walls, we shall all be conquistadors

>>23554143
just send one indian to terraform the planet with bacteria

>>23554128 (OP)
Picrel can crawl through my window at 2am, rip all her clothes off, declare her total undying love for me and force me to breed her any time.

>>23554144
>No no see, it's because it's looking from really close, it says so in this cartoon!
>Cartoon fails to explain why blue marble is the exact same round as above picture, which has been made to look like a ball viewed from the same distance
The only thing this confirms is your skin color

>>23554148
you're just pretending to be retarded as part of the well poisoning and because you argue like a jew. you know it's round, you're just doing pilpul

>>23554130
Even China films all their stuff on the earth.

>>23554149
>Ad hominem, appeal to authority and cannot explain the mistake made by his cartoonist so falls back on personal attacks
Every single time

>>23554138
>the op will post some dumb thread vaguely related to space but not outright a flat earth thread since that would be removed, and then a dozen flat earth shills fill the thread with the same arguments and memes every time.
but you're right here on cue desperately posting butthurt replies. you sound upset that this "flat earth thread" hasn't been censored yet. (btw, OP is a 1pbtid glownigger larping as a schizo while still supporting the idea that "outer space" is actually real. But the shit backfired as usual and he lost the thread. Censorship is all the globeniggers got left.
>>23554141
this, talking about space on /pol/ is impossible now
it's very possible to talk about this on pol until the thread gets pruned or moved to bant. What are you referring to?
>>23554142
>t's almost like they don't want us talking about space. pretty sus
flat earther's want to talk about "outer space". They like open debate bc they understand that rational objective lurkers will become enlightened to the truth just like they once were. Your comment makes no sense, flatearther's don't want to censor globeniggers, but globe niggers do want to cersor flat earthers.

>>23554128 (OP)
American astronauts was on moon.
None of them become ill.

>>23554151
there's nothing to explain, it's basic spatial reasoning. here's a simple animation you will pretend not to understand

>>23554154
>Ball absorbs water
How does this show it's in space? It doesn't

>>23554155
>More cartoons

>>23554131
>arctic explorers sail down to find massive glacial walls
>you can see said walls in countless videos and pics
>its a borderwall
>not the end of a glacier
Love it anon never change you schizo tard

>>23554152
you're not flat earthers, you are shills raiding the board to poison the well 24/7 with the exact same arguments and memes no matter how many times debunked. you follow the same formula every thread which i already laid out, and you engage in pilpul and argue in bad faith.

also in your included webm we can only see the top half of the buildings in the bahamas, the rest is obscured by... the curve. checkmate. its atmospheric refraction, a type of superior mirage.

>>23554157
you're going to seriously commit this hard to pretending you lack basic spatial reasoning? you cant simulate this in your head?

>>23554153
>American astronauts was on moon. None of them become ill.
words of wisdom from an ESL memeflaggot

>>23554159
>He trusts the media, government and the board of education

>>23554154
Why is there an edit right before they remove the jar from the table?

>>23554162
i trust my eyes (protected by eclipse glasses) and the sun remains the same size all day and never shrinks away into the distance as it would if it was travelling over a flat earth. the sun isnt larger at noon either when it would be closest to me on a flat earth.

>>23554160
Nothing you post will change the fact NASA attempted to portray the blue marble of 2012 into a ball shape at distance
At best, it's cropped with intent to deceive, at worst its completely fake
If said satellite was viewing the earth at much closer distance as your cartoon claims then their should be a picture showing the vastness of it taking up the entire photo at close range, but yet NASA presented it as a ball at distance, no amount of comics, anime or cartoons you post will change the fact that the blue marble is an obvious deception presented as a FOV at distance

>>23554132
Based.

you can watch the sun set twice on the same day using a drone. because earth is round

>>23554162
>he trust the infographs posted in the autism awareness forums

>>23554128 (OP)
LOL you don't know half of it.

We're in a region of space that is set to be deleted. You don't realise it but you were born precisely to see this through.

the moon would be seen from different angles on a flat earth. but it isnt

you can see the horizon dips below eye level using a water level. thats curvature

>>23554165
blue marble is a composite image. because they wanted a detailed image they needed to take pics up close and stich them together. there are pics of earth in a single frame but they lack detail because they need to be taken from farther away because earth is so big. there is no intent to deceive, they are open about it being a composite image.

>>23554172
>It's a compooooosite
Concession accepted

>>23554128 (OP)
space is a sea of radioactive plasma, you cant use propulsion engines in liquids. the rest is for you to figure out haha. good luck.

>>23554173
is it tiring trying to come up with new ways to pretend to be retarded? you know its round shill just admit it and get a new job because your current job sucks. are you even paid well, i doubt it

>>23554176
Theres no point arguing with flat earthers, theyre either far.ing (yous) or theyre legitimately mentally handicapped

why don't they want us talking about space? could it have something to do with the artemis missions? maybe they're going to cancel artemis and the public manned space missions so they can continue to operate military bases without having to hide it. keep the public manned space programs suppressed. i dunno, just a theory. whatevers going on they dont want us talking about it.

>>23554178
they're shills. and part of their mission is to inspire idiots to believe them and do their work for them for free. as well as make us all look retarded and discredited by association and to silence any discussions about space politics for some reason.

>>23554128 (OP)
>we are the machines
I am a Cylon? fracking awesome
Hopefully this means I awaken on a resurrection ship when I die.

>>23554176
>Posts picture claining perspective on blue marble
>Gets argument destroyed
>Backpedals with "uhh NASA admits its a composite", failing to realize that makes his cartoon graph claiming >>23554144 it's a matter of perspective is therefore erroneous and a deception for making claims of perspective satellite over a composite
Just like the old saying goes, give em enough rope and they will hang themselves

>>23554181
they would need to composite the image with the perspective of an observer in mind that is at a distance obviously. but nice try.

>>23554167
can do the same thing on a hill, just proves there is local variation in height.

>>23554182
>Posting cope and making excuses for his catastrophic fuck up that outs him as intentionally trying to deceive through omission just to post his faulty cartoon graphs
Yawn
Time for some real science

>>23554185
planets aren't held together by rubber bands.
however the solar system isn't all the same mass objects the sun is 99.86% of the total mass, Jupiter is .1% and the remaining .04% is all other planets, dwarf planets, asteroids and comets combined.

>>23554184
the three body problem is that its impossible to sustain 3 (or more) celestial bodies in the same orbits forever due to the chaos of their gravitational influence on each other will eventually cause these bodies to move apart.

and indeed as a result the solar system is unstable yes, and slowly tearing itself apart. it takes billions of years and the sun will long swallow the earth before this becomes a problem.

>>23554184
>>23554185

>>23554189
>Has no arguments, just third party seething attempts to gatekeep
Dismissed lol

>>23554128 (OP)
>Called project darkstorm
wow, the space robots spoke english?

>>23554188
>>23554190

at the bottom of your quote it just says gravity must must be caused by an agent acting constantly according to certain laws. and he doesnt know if thats material or immaterial. and indeed this is the case, the tools at the time to understand it didnt exist yet. it doesnt say he doesnt believe in gravity.

>>23554192
>If I cherry pick this one part, and ignore the rest then gravity is real and I can pretend newton agrees with me!

i refuse to believe they are this consistently retarded. yes i know dumb fucks exist. but this level of consistent dumbfuckery no matter how simple the argument you debunk them with is beyond even cognitive dissonance. they know its round, its not organic, they are pretending to be retarded. that leaves trolls or shills. trolls dont have the will or the coordination to drop threads every hour 24/7 with the exact same arguments and memes and vibes in every single thread. these are shills

>>23554132
Moron

>>23554195
>Resorts again and again to personal attacks and ad hominem amongst other fallacies
>Why no one agree with my childish fallacies and non arguments?
Because only one group acts this hateful and immature in their defense of politically correct viewpoints and stances
>Atheists
>Anti Christians
>Vaccine shills
>"Trust the experts" in any thread that questions NASA
You are all the same groups and dropped the mask too many times
Go back to your hugbox on r/atheism is you want to be around others who think as you do and act as you do

>>23554197
>personal attacks and ad hominem
like calling me an anti-christian shill and accusing me of being vaccinated and "trusting the experts"? all of which is untrue.

notice how the well poisoning flat earth shills, who emerged after the covid shit, always accuse anyone who argues with them as being vaccinated. their shill campaign began as a reaction to /pol/ debunking the vaccine which causes myocarditis amongst other things. they want to poison the well and diminish the influence of /pol/ and associate /pol/ and vaccine skepticism with flat earth shit. a very jewish tactic

>>23554137
good God is that picture just brimming with bravery; such powerful KWEEEENS

>>23554198
I'm just naming the primary groups that exhibit the same rude behavior you consistently show in this thread
Since you are now reaching for an anecdotal attempt to dismiss the truth of my claim I will create a special exception
>Atheists
>Anti Christians
>Vaccine shills
>Trust the science NASA defenders
>That one leaf that shows up crying in these threads about how there are people out there that dare question what the public has been told

Happy?

>>23554128 (OP)
>It has been discovered that space rapidly evolves diseases and mutates biological bacteria and viruses to be immune to all vaccines.

Counterpoint: Buzz Aldrin is 95 years old

>>23554128 (OP)
You are never ever leaving this enclosed plane alive you retarded golem. CGI is all you get in this life, which is more than you deserve anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJK1gLHbOxA&t=1136s

> jesus was jewish
> hitler was jewish
> flat earth is jewish
Notice how whenever jews runout of arguments they always turn to self deprecation, the final form of misinformation when they know theyve got nothing. Earth is flat, space is fake and gay, and jews lie about it because flat earth will liberate you from every single foundational myth they indoctrinated you with to turn you away from God

The moon has space mold.
https://www.tiktok.com/@_astronot_/photo/7567068160231230733

>>23554137
Is that fucking Katy Perry?

space is a fake concept invented to sell hot air balloons.