Thread 23561825

Kek, this story is amazing.
tl,dr;
>roastie gets on a dating app because she was lonely
>matches with endless dudes
>obviously picks the chad with smooth talk
>go to expensive restaurant
>he realizes halfway through that she aint putting out
>left her with the bill
>she comes crying to reddit.
Hahahahaha this is so funny to me.

women expect me to pay
yet they rage quit the whole scene when they need to pay?

Bumping one time because it's so funny.

>>23561825 (OP)
>the manager split it
Bruh it's like $150 tops

>>23561828
But she was crying...

I'm so sick of simps. Today i saw a whole group of men wait when one woman in their group had to tie her laces. It was pathetic watching 7 or 8 men waiting around for one woman.

Women consider men leaving them with the bill to be horrible. However women have no problem letting men pay and then never talking to him again after leaving.

>>23561825 (OP)
cool but I don't get the people like you who obviously hate women in general and especially this kind of women yet roam these reddit to find stories like these then share them with us on the political board

>>23561825 (OP)
that is actually kinda sad

>>23561825 (OP)
Leaving someone with the bill is nigger-tier behavior. He should have just bailed after the drinks if he wasn't feeling it.

She sounds like a stupid whore, and I don’t understand why Chad would match with a 30-year-old used goods roastie in the first place
>>23561831
What don’t you get? The more we ruin the reputation of whores across the globe and show everyone how stupid and weak they are, the quicker we can get rid of women’s rights. I don’t approve of Reddit posting, but it’s always nice to laugh at stupid holes.

>>23561833
women deserve it

>>23561833
Roasties deserve every bad thing that happens to them. You don’t hate women enough.

>>23561835
>>23561836
Hating anyone except Jews is pointless, incel.

>>23561829
so what should they have done? walked on without her? she was probably the wife/gf to one of them. you need to understand the difference between a non-simp and being artistic. by the way everything on reddit is made up, a dude probably wrote the story for clicks.

>>23561831
because they're bitter retards who seethe through the veil of anonymity. granted we only know one side of the story, but the dude fucked up by being insistent that he finds out where she lives and trying to get her drunk

>>23561834
if your plan is to get rid of womens rights by posting reddit screenshots to 4chan, women probably dont have to worry about you. id worry more about aggressive islamist politics than some chuds having a giggle at some fake story

>>23561825 (OP)
>30f
>gets 100+ likes the first day
Last time I was on Hinge I got literally zero likes, except from some really ugly foreigners.
>nb4 I am an ugly autist
No, I am easily in the top 3% when it comes to looks, and women IRL respond very positively to me. Dating apps are an absolute scam for men.

I can understand chivalry when women aren't working but FFS many women make more than men these days and often get simp bucks from their faggot fathers. Making women pay should be the norm imo.

>>23561825 (OP)
>Kek, this story is amazing.
FUCK OFF, you redditass nigger, kill yourself. GO BACK AND STAY THERE.

>>23561834
what I don't get is, as a man, and specifically a man that believes that all good things come from men and not women, that's your purpose in life ? raiding reddit hunting for women talking about their romantic lives ?

>>23561838
They were colleagues walking together to get a lunch, it was at lunch time and because we have walkable cities there were many groups walking together. They should have engaged with each other and lead the group. In Saudi Arabia women walk behind their husbands for 3 meters, that mentality is what men should have.

>>23561842
>chivalry
its fucking tragic that this is what people think of when they hear "chivalry": paying for meals, holding doors, rising when she enters the room. its the absolute least interesting part of chivalry's code

>>23561833
This is her completely one sided explanation of what happened and she still sounds cunty saying she wanted to use him for practice.

>>23561845
>women walk behind their husbands for 3 meters
sounds depressing and kinda gay, if I lived in Saudi and controlled her to that degree then I would make my wife walk just in front of me to give me a view

>>23561825 (OP)
>gets all the attention at day one minute one with over 6 gorillion matches
>chooses the most manipulative dark triad GOOD LOOKING
>lied to for hours in attempt to get her swduced and drunk
>NUH ONE TWUUU LOVE, YOURE HER after 10 minutes
>pikachu face
You get what you deserve, 5 years of waiting to take the plunge youd thibk some precautions would be in place
At least she wasnt fully vulnerable retard thot mode and actuslly closed her legs at the expense of dine n dash

>>23561843
hahah yeah you tell that fag fellow 4channer! this is an anime website!

>>23561825 (OP)
these stories are funny when the woman actually did something fucked up but this is just more /pol/ 80iq retards who hate women and laughing at them for any reason.

Whole board has been taken over by retards with no nuanced understanding of anything.

>>23561844
Yes, watching roasties suffer is endlessly entertaining to me. A big caveat to the story is how she chose an obvious chad and just assumes she was gonna tame him in one night. She obviously picked chad because he is smooth and attractive, and looking like your pic is of course code for 'he is as tall as described'. And the delusion that she was gonna tame chad and play it cool is laughable to me. Chad gets many bitches, and he goes through them like a knife through butter. Picking the top percentage of men while not being top tier yourself, and playing hard to get are automatic dis-qualifiers. What did she expect, for chad to take her on 4 more dates and then he gets a peck on the cheek?

>>23561842
Paying for what you ordered separately (not splitting) should be the norm. If it becomes apparent that she expects me to pay, I’ll just pay and that’ll be the end of it. Foodie callers have many signs that show their intent. If she orders one of the more expensive options and immediately wants to start with drinks and orders something pricey, I’ll usually just call it, tell the server to cancel my order, and leave. Doing the bathroom excuse then ducking out is nigger behavior.

It’s also pretty telling that she was able to turn on the waterworks and the restaurant immediately went to accommodate her. If this happened to a guy then they’d likely tell him to go fuck himself and to pay what’s owed.

>>23561849
>Dark triad
this anon doesn't fuck kek, how many pick up artists videos do you watch in a week?

>>23561850
come on man dont be like to bro, nostalgia is a hell of a drug and besides I wish more people still posted angry all caps racist tirades instead of pseuding out

>>23561846
It doesn't matter, modern sensibilities have exposed chivalry as simpness anyways

So glad to be a literal cock sucking gayfag. I can't imagine having to spend my entire life with a nervous smile permanently plastered on my face saying "hehe, yes dear, you're right again. Happy wife happy life. Why of course dear, you could totally beat me in a fist fight if you wanted"

I'll take the AIDS any day

>>23561825 (OP)
She seems like a woman who didnt want to fuck right away, and that guy sounds like an ass, frankly I feel sorry for her.

Good women are rare we shouldnt shit on them.

>>23561825 (OP)
>woman gets a small taste of what dating is like for men
>cries and ragequits immediately
Women live on tutorial mode

>>23561852
sorry but I don't give a remote shit about this chick's romantic life. I guess I've made my point, I'll leave you all to it.

>>23561856
theres a lot of ground you didnt cover between the two positions of "whipped simp cuckboy" and "literally homosexual"

tinder chad is a quantity over quality sex addict junkie who will do or say whatever it takes to get into any vagina.

imagine a crack addict having to chat up and seduce his dealer across several dates before being allowed to buy crack. no, he's going to leave and find another dealer so he can get crack TONIGHT

She wasted her 20s on a chronically unemployed pathological liar (that she still talks to and probably gets talked into hooking up with from time to time) and is now ready to settle down. What a prize. The absolute STATE of women. It's indescribably hilarious that this island docile roastie got back into the dating market thinking it would be like when she was in her early 20s and the first thing some sociopath Chad does is dine and ditch her when it was clear he wasn't smashing within the next hour.

>>23561853
>Paying for what you ordered separately (not splitting) should be the norm
I'm in my 20s and most dates are like this. The only exception are Asian girls. Even the ones with super rich families just expect men to pay all the time.

>>23561857
Jesus christ you're such a simp loser. She picks chad, then expects chad to simp like you. Sorry bro, chad doesn't simp. Chad fucks and it's the betas that bucks.

This is how it is in the dating market now.

>>23561857
like i said earlier, the dude was a creep.
>wanted to pick her up so she was dependent on him
>kept trying to serve her drinks
>acted and talk like a 2014 m'lady neckbeard meme
no surprise /pol/ likes him so much, he's probably on here

>>23561856
>modern sensibilities have exposed chivalry as simpness
chivalry means courage, patriotism, faith, holy, defending the weak and waging holy war without restraint. and yes, also being courteous. you dont have to chop your balls off to put on a little old school charm

>>23561834
He obviously matched with her for a quick pump and dump and she either catfished him with old photos or was so grating to be around that he changed his mind mid-dinner

>>23561825 (OP)
If dude had the requirement of sex on the first date, he should've hinted at it or outright told her his expectations.
He made both of them lose their time, and got banned from the restaurant.
Probably will get his face on social media. This man owes his tab, left without paying the things he ate and drank.

>girl is fat
>guy went on a date anyway because he wanted to fuck a fatty
>she still declined
>he left
This is what happened

>>23561864
you're seething about what is likely a fictional woman in a fictional situation on reddit a 1 in the morning on a weekday on 4chan. sort your life out.

>>23561856
>>23561860
>>23561866
before I go want to add that for real insights into women, you should listen to cyndi lauper's "girls just wanna have fun" (seriously all the information you need is there)

>>23561825 (OP)
>i just wanna talk no drink or sex
>on HINGE
So, she's fucking retarded regardless of if he's an ass.

>>23561865
It's funny, i noticed in the reddit comments hundreds of roasties assuming the guy was gonna rape her or drug her. It's such a women's response to automatically assume everyone is out to rape you. Overtly dramatic because they are all addicted to watching true crime shit on netflix.

>>23561854
he saw it in an anime

>>23561825 (OP)
>be redditor
>faggot posts wall of text
>OMG POG IM GOYFACING!!!!! LE UPDOOOOOOT REAL STORY CHUNGUS!
everyone clapped

Every thread this woman makes is about how lonely she is or how shit her parents or friends are. Sounds like a garbage cunt

https://www.reddit.com/user/alittlebit-dumb/submitted/

>>23561872
I thought hinge was the serious one and tinder was the fucking app

>>23561873
>It's such a women's response to automatically assume everyone is out to rape you
if you can't see this as a valid concern for a woman in an unfamiliar environment where she's meeting a stranger for the first time where sex is obviously an implication at some point then you really are exposing yourself as someone who is not close to any women in his life. mommy should be ashamed of her (not so) special little guy.

>>23561825 (OP)
>Hinge hook-up app
>him being a gentleman gave me the ick
>he, like, wanted love and blah blah blah
>starts crying because he did to her first what she was going to do after the date
>doesn't get to brag to her friends about how she got to reject a guy

Funny but he should have went and got someone on staff so he could pay half the check then ghosted. This is going to happen more and more as women keep trying to use guys for free meals and sometimes also social media content.

>>23561825 (OP)

KILL YOURSELF FOR WOMAN POSTING

>>23561825 (OP)
i hope this happens to more women, i hate them

>>23561825 (OP)
good evening I hate women

>>23561829
Regardless of gender you don't just abandon someone you're walking with if they have to tie their shoe.
This isn't simp behavior, you're just insane.

>>23561878
https://youtu.be/zgUvwcU6P7I

>>23561862
>I'm already 30 and don't want to keep wasting my youth
What youth?

>>23561878
You're a woman or a loser. Every woman thinks she's going to be raped because every single one of these retards watch True Crime shows like its the latest episode of My Hero Academia

>>23561878
>valid concern for a woman in an unfamiliar environment where she's meeting a stranger for the first time where sex is obviously an implication at some point
Weird, it's like people warned them against this kind of thing.

>>23561886
cope

>>23561878
You're retarded. I don't argue with holes.

>>23561829
>having routine courtesy for another person makes you a simp if that person is a woman
Good lord. I bet you think doing anything nice for a woman ever, regardless of the context makes you a simp.

>>23561888
No coping here, you're literally retarded.

>>23561825 (OP)
>tLdR plebbit post
Wow, this board fuckin sucks lol and this is political...how?
Oh yeah bbc and relationships and all that gay zoomer bullshit

>>23561883
In a group with 9 or so many colleagues? Yes it's way stranger to all wait and stand around just standing there. It's a mentality thing, the mere fact they weren't talking with each other like men in a mostly male group should do is pretty beta.

>>23561885
>women have 17 adult years between being 18-35 before they're considered a geriatric pregnancy
>spend 12/17 years getting cock under the impression that opportunities with men they want never end and are available at the drop of a hat whenever they choose
>get bitch slapped by the reality that they're no longer in the driver's seat of getting the man they want when they're 30
It stopped being funny a while ago. Now it's just sad that it's the inevitability for most modern women.

>>23561859
Ok bro, thanks for announcing.

>>23561825 (OP)
My online dating philosophy

>>23561830
To be fair, women have small stomach sizes and don't order much food anyway.

>>23561825 (OP)
>be me
>look like chad but always act autistic around women
>download hinge, no idea if this is even the right app for me
>find a qt 3.14 nearby, instantly fall in love like the autist I am
>bring her to an expensive restaurant
>I order some random food I think she will like and eventually confess
>she doesn't seem to understand what I'm saying so I keep pushing for us to drink
>I have no idea what I'm doing
>suddenly my stomach starts rumbling
>the beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid
>"excuse me, I need to use the bathroom"
>powerwalk to the bathroom nearly shidding myself on the way there
>reach the toilet just in time
>just as I'm pulling down my pants it explosively erupts
>violently carpet bomb my boxers and pants (inside and out)
>suddenly feel so sick I get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>23561825 (OP)
These women are out of control. They don't want to build. They just want everything handed to them. They're completely clueless about how jewed the economy is. It's not a stretch to say that they are on the cusp of dooming the human race globally by refusing to start long-term relationships/families with men. They don't understand the dynamic of a men woman pair bond, because most of them are propagandized from birth by jew media, and dosed with hormones and serotonin altering chemicals. This shit has to end. NO PUSSY NO WORK. End no fault divorce

>>23561897
When your entire diet is the modern woman diet of candy Crumbl and Starbucks your food don't take up a lot of space

>>23561825 (OP)
So he used her for a free meal, gender role reversal. He was a shit, but it's just a shitty when the woman does it. Would a man be able to pay just for his food if she left before the end, lol of course not. The restaurant deserves to eat the loss for simping.

Didn't this used to be called Chadfishing or something lol

>>23561833
Yeah but it's the same that's normal for women, so it's no worse than that.

>>23561901
That's the irony why i like this post, it's normally the women that leaves men with the checks. Hell, the majority of them has the audacity to not even ditch the dude and just goes back to their table and sit and wait until the man pays.

I like the part where he begins to open up and she's like "blah blah blah"

I also like the part where offering to pick up a girl is a red flag

This was almost 99% written by a male incel

>>23561898
Hope you remembered to BLAAARNEKNEK! on your way out through the restaurant.

>>23561871
civilization wasn't built on fun, tell them to stop acting like children and make babies, if they forsake their families, kill them

>>23561825 (OP)
I didn't know you could just show the manager a picture of your hinge date and he will automatically put their half of their meal on a tab for the next time they come in. More guys should do this

>>23561841
You sound autistic. Top 3% Get the fuck out of here - that's how spergs talk.

>>23561839
Surely getting the ho drunk is more likely to result in sex though?