Thread 23563568

6am its bag a pheasant time

>>23563568 (OP)
i successfully bagged a pheasant

meat is murder

>>23564505
im gonna stab you with my meat

What is your opinion on Hindu bindus banning beef in India

>>23564707
>Hindu bindus banning beef in India
idk, it depends on what the populace agrees with i suppose. Same with pork although contries have only restricted it, not banned it I think.
For health and safety reasons I think its okay to not give a fuck about what the populace thinks but with beef/pork its imposing your religion on others; i think thats only acceptable if a majority of the citizens agree with it, and to preserve the culture of the nation

>>23565644
Nah bad opinion

>>23564087
How are you gonna cook it, gay gun nut man?

>>23565674
He eats that shit raw nigga, he's not a little pussy faggot, he kills animals like dirty racoons, tears into their skin and just starts chewing the meat

>>23565664
>Nah bad opinion
elaborate
>>23565674
>How are you gonna cook it, gay gun nut man?
i put it in an air fryer coated lightly in oil and spices. I'm making soup with it

>>23565709
I want to eat beef and am frankly very seethy about this law

>>23565964
>I want to eat beef and am frankly very seethy about this law
my opinion was pretty clear about popularity support. Does the populace overwhelmingly support a beef ban? If not (only 50% or less support) then you can't call my opinion shitty because my opinion wouldnt be relevant to your situation

i made soop btw

>>23566238
Wish I could have beef soup

>>23566251
venison tastes better than beef anyway and that is free here

>>23566259
Is that a fucking rodent style animal that you kill with your bare hands or something

Despite the financial crisis I'm going through, I'm gonna go eat something outside tomorrow

>>23566265
jesus fucking christ using google for such simple and NECESSARY things should not be this hard for you

>>23566265
no, even a small female deer can get you 50+ lbs of delicious meat, and its FREEE
and im not talking about "go innawoods and hunt" kind of free, you can call the government and they just give it to you

>>23566272
die

>>23566272
I don't think that happens here
Plus who will cook it for me

>>23566273
>die
nah im gonna live
>>23566280
>Plus who will cook it for me
LMAO cook? Bruh they drop an entire animal carcass off at your driveway and you have to cut it up yourself first; then you need to have enough freezer space to store the fuckton of meat you just got. You cant even cook for yourself idk how the hell you'd make it past step one of dealing with a deer carcass

>>23566272
This anime character looks like the monkey human hybrid, don't post this, post cute faggots
>>23566271
See how he properly replied to me >>23566272. He's such a gentleman, chimpi h out and using profanity is no way to treat a lady like me

>>23566297
>treat a lady like me
ladys at least know how to cook you useless poojeet

>>23566292
Usually civilized people don't know how to deal with allat

>>23566306
Couldn't you just roll with it you fucking faggot

>>23566309
>Usually civilized people don't know how to deal with allat
by 'civilized' do you mean city slickers who dont know how to do anything?
>>23566311
no

>>23566297
if you used google to better understand new info you happen to stumble upon you eventually would stop being so clueless about everything. You aren't even talking to this dude in real time and you couldn't stop and make a simple search to find out what "Venison" was you legit had to instantly reply and ask him about it. Even when opening a new tab and googling it would probably take WAY FUCKING LESS time and effort for you. Insane

>>23566316
You are one of those niggers that fantasies and rubs his clitty about the apocalypse aren't you, kek

>>23566323
Didn't you filter me?

>>23566316
I love meeting rurals who think they're some kind of woodsmen because they live in a small town lmao

Nope!

>>23566331
>You are one of those niggers that fantasies and rubs his clitty about the apocalypse aren't you, kek
no but i have a stockpile of over 4 months of food, over 50,000 rds of ammo, over 50 guns, etc... i dont fantasize about it thought to me thats just a normal collection

>>23566350
>who think they're some kind of woodsmen
show me once where i claimed i was a woodsman. I can wait for you to conjure up a response from thin air

>>23566354
I didn't say you did, I was more or less commenting on your incorrect assumption that someone's location determines their capability.

Truth is half the rurals I've met don't know shit about anything. They just have an unwarranted ego like yourself.

>>23566364
>Truth is half the rurals I've met don't know shit about anything. They just have an unwarranted ego like yourself
My ego is warranted and 9/10 of urbanites (perhaps more, like 9.5) know less about doing shit like this than the average rural tard

>>23566351
Guns and ammo I can understand, I'd do the same if I was american but 'collectinh' food is another level of autism and I'm not autistic

>>23566373
>'collectinh' food is another level of autism and I'm not autistic
it was literally free, MREs from when i was in the military. I have a fuckton of cases of them

>>23566381
Nigga how long have you kept them for, they do expire
This reminds me of this autist I used to watch on YouTube that used to review mres

>>23566395
>Nigga how long have you kept them for
a decade or less
>they do expire
the shelf life is much longer and i always kept them in a cold location
>This reminds me of this autist I used to watch on YouTube that used to review mres
Steve1989MREInfo, which reminds me i have an old ass pack of camel cigs, non-filtered

>>23566414
>Steve1989MREInfo
KEK
Nigga you are so fucking bizzare

>>23566437
isnt that who you are referring to?

>>23566450
Yeah it is, you're bizzare for knowing it tho

>>23566460
>you're bizzare for knowing it tho
is it really that bizzare, a guy with a fuckton of guns and ammo and mres recognizing a reference?

>>23566466
You are very bizzare, maybe not your hobbies but your food autism, your stories and all

This nigga paraded a femboy dressed as a woman with coconut tits infront of his family and is confused when called bizzare

>>23566475
raccoon burger

>>23566482
Oh my god he sat down and made this edgy edit
Worse than the racoon burger

>>23566482
kill yourself

>>23566238
why are you buying clothes at the soup store

>>23564674
nobody wants to stab me with their meat it is so over for me

>>23566791
>>23566802
I'm sorry

>>23566802
>nobody wants to stab me with their meat it is so over for me
i think the pajeet does

>>23567782
Refer to me with a little more respect please

>>23567823
does "that incompetent street shitter who cant cook for himself" work?

>>23567782
a few nights ago a brownoid pulled up next to me in his car, rolled down the window and asked me for my number then drove along next to me as i walked away

>>23567829
I can cook if given proper instructions, I just don't like to because it's a very annoying and time consuming task
Tried to make le high Protein breakfast and it took me a whole fucking hour, never did it again

>>23567836
I would never do that to a lone twink walking btw, that's a wrong thing to do

>>23567836
you were outside? Do you dress like a fag?
>>23567837
>I can cook if given proper instructions
a proper cook can just wing it. The most recent time i used a recipe was to make shrimp scampi for this tiny 110lb femboy that wanted it specifically like, over a year ago.
>Tried to make le high Protein breakfast and it took me a whole fucking hour
it doesnt take an hour to make eggs

>>23567845
It wasn't just eggs
That's why I need someone that can cook well, I will do all other housework and even make the money provided that I get fed well

>>23567850
>It wasn't just eggs
what was it? I have made meals where there are 4+ different things cooking in seperate dishes at the same time, and jump around the kitchen checking on things whilst continuing to do prep work for other thing
>I need someone that can cook well, I will do all other housework and even make the money provided
I do all of those except i'd like to have an OCD neatfreak to keep surfaces spotless

>>23567845
>you were outside?
yes
>Do you dress like a fag?
no

>>23567861
It was an omlette with a lot of vegetables, which I had to chop and banana milkshake and a sandwich
>i'd like to have an OCD neatfreak to keep surfaces spotless
That will get annoying fast, my mom is like that

>>23567845
a few years ago i told a friend that a stranger walked up to me and kissed me in a bar and his first questions were what were you wearing and were you dressed like a slut

>>23567869
>It was an omlette with a lot of vegetables, which I had to chop and banana milkshake and a sandwich
i dont see the part where this is supposed to be hard and take an hour

>>23567867
That kinda stuff happens a lot in India
If you were indian there is nothing you could've done other than ignore, if you try to be polite they think you'll eventually give in and if you become rude, you hurt their ego and they will try to do terrible shit to you
It's not just a 1 time game for them, they will literally camp outside where they first saw you and do the same thing again and again and no you can't even contact the police or ask your friends or family to help you because there people are literally insane, they are capable of doing terrible things against you and your family, they don't fear anything, only option is to ignore. Same goes with if they try to provoke you get in a fight with you, my father's brother once got in a fight with people like that and you'd think that because he has more money and power and because the Dalits are all poor skinny 4'11 little cockroaches, he'd win but you can't win against those people, he had to say sorry to them eventually

>>23567876
I'm sorry

>>23567871
I would never treat you like this but you don't even wanna give me a chance

>>23567897
That reaction image is worse than what I said and I wasn't even being serious
You're autistic and can't tell when people are joking, I've noticed this about autists

>>23567901
>i... i was just joking i swear
>you're autistic!

>>23567911
You're the most autistic fag on this board, you admitted to it

>>23567836
did he ever call you tho

>>23567836
this literally never fucking happened you ugly retarded faggot freak. everybody laughs at you in real life and the only reason you havent gotten beat the fuck out of for being a fag yet is because you live in a pussy country you fucking homo.

>>23567871
NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED AWARD LMFAO HOLY SHIT if you tried saying this in my country you would get your kneecaps caved in

>>23568079
>>23568084

>>23567836
THE ONLY PUSSY I'VE EVER SEEN WAS MY COUSINS SO NO WAY A WEIRD FAGGOT LIKE YOU CAN GET PEOPLE ASKING FOR YOUR NUMBER WHEN I CAN'T EVEN TALK TO A GIRL. YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT!!! NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED AWARDERINO!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!

>>23568109
point and laugh at the eternal virgin having a melty

>>23568109
>>23568117
Kekd

>>23567951
i obviously didn't give him my number
obviously
>>23568084
actually you're right it was a club not a bar i apologise for spreading misinformation online