Thread 23578703

i just got back from shopping
spent ~$115 on Uranium glass

>>23578706
>>ai generated
if an artist drew artwork specifically of an anime guy handling uranium glass i'd use that instead but apparently thats too niche to exist so i have to resort to AI

>>23578712
I'm learning how to draw, gimmie a couple months
Rupees 5 per comission
Rupees 20 if commision contains a twink

>>23578723
ai is free and only takes a few seconds

>>23578723
You quadrupled the price for twinks and then i realized that the cost is still only the equivalent of less than a quarter

Today i went to a grocery store called Aldis and they get customers to take their carts back by making it cost 25 cents (one quarter) to get a cart but you get the quarter back when you return the cart.

A nice old lady gave me her cart without getting her quarter and, having a quarter prepared I handed it to her and she declined. She told me to hold her purse and so I did, and it was heavy, she had too much change or something and she said she didn't need more change to carry. After i was done shopping i paid it forward by leaving the cart with the quarter in it

tl;dr would you really draw something for only a quarter? I gave a noob $8 and a $2 tip to draw me a pic of schrodinger from hellsing ultimate smoking a cigarrete. I just spent 10 min looking for it but i guess it looked so bad i never bothered to save it lmao

>>23578788
Yea yea grandmas love you very nice
>would you really draw something for only a quarter?
No
>schrodinger
I'm gonna draw Schrodinger today
>I just spent 10 min looking for it but i guess it looked so bad i never bothered to save it lmao
Mildly funny

>>23578814
>Yea yea grandmas love you very nice
they actually do. They tell me my eyes are a beautiful shade of blue, ask me to get things from the top shelf for them, and one time a grandma told me where her granddaughter works because she is single and needs a nice man. I never went to where she works though, it was a coffee shop and i make my own coffee.
>Mildly funny
i was actually hoping i'd find it, i think you would have found the "art" i paid for to be entertaining

>>23578830
Grandmas like me too bitch, I always help them even helped up carry her luggage in the railway station
>i think you would have found the "art" i paid for to be entertaining
Lmao why, show

>>23578839
>Lmao why, show
I TOLD YOU I CANT FIND IT IT WAS SO SHIT I NEVER SAVED IT

>>23578889
OKAY I though it must be somewhere on the fucking logs of your cord or something

>>23578894
no, that discord account was banned for "violent extremism"

>>23578929
>He uses discord servers

Anyway, here is the glassware i bought, with a lemon for scale

I have 5 of the same sherbet glass and wanted an identical one to make it a set of 6 ($8)
I already have 10 shot glasses (one set of 6 and another set of 4), this shot glass didnt match anything i had but i liked it enough to get it ($15)
The circular dish i wanted because... small serving dishes are hard to come by ($18)
The spoon/ladel doesnt glow as brightly, but uranium glass spoons are unique so I got it ($15)
Lastly, this strange powder jar with an elephant on its lid. I will use it as a serving dish since the majority of my uranium glass collection is for utilitarian use, it was expensive but actually a lot cheaper than what people purchase it for online ($65, old man knocked it down to $60 because he liked me)

>>23578972
absolutely based

>>23578980
>absolutely based
ty this is my current collection without the new pieces being added
My family is coming here for thanksgiving and i have a setup that makes everything glow on the dinner table. I have some other uranium pieces which dont glow as brightly so i dont have them on display in this cabinet

>inb4 face sorta visible in the glass
i really dont care

It’s very kitsch; I don’t see the appeal

>>23579167
>He is bald with a beard

>>23579167
Green and purple? Looks like a cheap haunted house.

>>23579188
The appeal to me is the equivalent of my own set of fancy dinnerware, like china, but different. Thats basically it, but most people when they see it they dont know what they are looking at so it draws more confusion than having a china cabinet with normal china, and i like that
>>23579206
>>He is bald with a beard
im not bald i have a full head of hair. Its cut off because of a shelf and i keep my hair short
>>23579208
The purple is the UV lights which the uranium glass react to

>>23579212
>BEARD

>>23579218
>>BEARD
twinks and femboys dont mind my beard

>>23579167
lol, you saw boomers collecting teacups and just had to get in on it huh? lol. Lamo even. I mean, is this better than funco pops or squishmellows?

>>23579257
>is this better than funco pops or squishmellows?
idk what a squishmellow is but can you dine on either of those two, or use them in any way?

>>23579212
Also, I collect cast iron, like a real man. Gimmie that griswold

>>23579276
>cast iron
i like copper better

>>23579173
>t.

>>23579437
KEK

>>23578703 (OP)
>>23579167
You are not an anime guy but a soiboy.

bump

>>23579437
>>23579649
i have a full head of hair so i dont see whats supposed to be funny

>>23582943
It's ok buddy, we believe you

>>23582943
post haire

>>23583153
Mycroft does this >>23579167 look like a nigga with hair to you?

>>23578739
you sound like more of a jeet than the gay Indian sex pest xD

>>23579167
cool collection desu

>>23578703 (OP)
Is it radioactive?

>>23579167
nice display

>>23583175
ty
>>23584292
>Is it radioactive?
a little bit but you get more radiation from eating a banana than off of it
>>23584305
ty :)

>>23578712
>NOOO YOU NEED TO PAY SOME RANDO $200 FOR THIS PICTURE, HIS HANDS, HIS MAGIC HANDS, HOW COULD YOU MAKE OBSOLETE SOME EDITOR HIS MAGIC HANDS????

>>23579167
the type of things that japanes can't have at they home
guess why?
[spoiler]seisms[/spioler]

>>23584317
:D

>>23578788
oh is that you pit sniffa?
sup senpai long time no pee

>>23589575
>oh is that you pit sniffa?
yes, henlo
smash any milfs lately?

>>23589579
nah im doing a bit of a solitude arc at the moment
last one sent me a 3 page message that i didnt read before deleting except the end of it i saw that was just calling me a narcissistic piece of shit
anyway i just sent her a thumbs up emoji and blocked her number so i think ill just chill by myself for a little while before i go out hunting again, females can be really annoying to deal with, there is a tiny part two to that story if youd like to hear

>>23589586
>just calling me a narcissistic piece of shit
>anyway i just sent her a thumbs up emoji and blocked her number
lmaoooo
>there is a tiny part two to that story if youd like to hear
did you get her pregnant?

>>23589590
>did you get her pregnant?
lmao no nothing that outrageous
she did however keep calling me multiple times a day for over a week and everytime she did i got a little text notification on my phone, i finally unblocked her and when she called and i answered she started, almost crying mind you, pleading for forgiveness, i had no clue what she was apologizing for since i didnt read her message so i just said yeah sure i forgive you, dont worry about it, lets just never meet, talk or interact with eachother ever again ok? then i hung up and blocked her number again, she still hasnt stopped calling daily lmao

>>23589586
>>23589616
>t.

>>23589638
>oh no he made me the edgelord redditor, whatever shall i do with myself?
shouldnt you be busy eating cow dung or drinking their urine or something?

>>23589646
I made fun of you based on the things you post, you made fun of me simply by muh india and you were praising indian food in the other thread

>>23589616
you're such a massive dick its actually funny
but then again, i dont deal with women, i think men are way more tolerable so maybe id do the same thing if i was in your position
>>23589649
>you were praising indian food in the other thread
nothing wrong or contradictary about appreciating a country's spice palate whilst also bashing the country

>>23589649
even a broken clock is right twice a day
indian food is probably the one good thing you have going for you
also why dont you remind me, is your throwing cow shit at eachother festival still coming up or did it allready happen this year?

>>23589661
Why do you type in such an obnoxious reddit gotcha way

>>23589652
>you're such a massive dick its actually funny
oh stop it you, youre gonna make me blush
>but then again, i dont deal with women, i think men are way more tolerable so maybe id do the same thing if i was in your position
see thats your issue here, if you werent a faggot (no offence of course) you would find my statements nothing but relatable and reasonable

>>23589670
why are you incapable of answering a simple question about your local traditions ranjeet?
just tell me bro, when is the cow poop festival?

>>23589690
>you would find my statements nothing but relatable and reasonable
Every single time you post here it's you bitching about having a fight with someone, how muh normalniggers are this that
You should realise by now that you're probably at fault.
Introduce a narcissistic low iq nigga to the terms 'normalfags' and 'foids' and watch him never take accountability ever again in his life
>>23589701
I'm from north east india and im not even hindu, your twitter joke won't work no mo

>>23589690
>oh stop it you, youre gonna make me blush
i was gonna say something along the lines of "nothing wrong with..." but who am i kidding, faggotry isnt normal

>>23589829
>You should realise by now that you're probably at fault.
hmm, how thought provoking, ive given it lots of thought now and reached a conclusion, nah couldnt be me
>I'm from north east india and im not even hindu, your twitter joke won't work no mo
so youre telling me youre some sort of rarebreed indian that dont eat cowshit?
or are you saying that youre not even indian at all? or is eating cowshit simply a hindu thing? if so what is your substitute? do you perhaps eat goat shit instead?

>>23589858
its ok to be abnormal in this shitshow of a clownworld faggot-kun dont worry about it
yeah but no i am mainly autistically putting all my focus into my work at the moment and im doing a bit too well i feel
it really shouldnt be this easy but it is
seems being distracted by retarded bullshit really brings down ones efficency huh

So insufferable tho, it's funny

>>23589910
glad to entertain, however you should pay me back in kind by answering a single question instead of dodging them like they were shit, oh wait that metaphor wont work for you, anyway surely you get what i mean. Just answer a single question ranjeet, surely you cannot be that ashamed of your nations customs and culture right?

>>23589931
For someone who hates 'foids' so much your rebuttal style is way too much like a blonde girl making a clap back tiktok video
I had goat MEAT for dinner btw

>>23589958
youre just a very boring person, bantering with you feels like nothing at all since you bring nothing to the table, atleast insult me properly
>I had goat MEAT for dinner btw
cool did you eat its intestines, specifically the part containing shit, aswell?

bring faggot-kun back here before i fall asleep god i dont want to be stuck talking to this subhuman any longer

>>23590088
I think that insult was very on point which is why you completely ignored it

I'm not engaging in banter
I'm telling you that you're an insufferable narcissistic faggot who has no reason to believe he's better than anyone other than the fact that he knows a couple internet buzzwords which put him on a pedestal in his own imagination

>>23590094
i overlooked it because it wasnt even worth acknowledging but sure if you insist
>For someone who hates 'foids' so much your rebuttal style is way too much like a blonde girl making a clap back tiktok video
i dont recall ever saying i hated foids at all
also i dont know what you want me to do with the rest of this, i act like a blonde girl making a clap back tiktok video? what do you think youre supposed to make me feel with that? its such a nothingburger of an insult i dont even know how to reply. maybe i should go N-NO, IM NOT ACTING LIKE A WHITE GIRL ON TIKTOK, I SUCK NOWHERE NEAR THE SAME AMOUNT OF DOGDICKS AS THEY DO!!!!!! i really dont know what you want from me here, can you do something creative that doesnt bore me to tears or is that to much to ask?

>>23590088
>bring faggot-kun back here before i fall asleep god i dont want to be stuck talking to this subhuman any longer
get some sleep im about to make dinner anyway

>>23590118
>I'm telling you that you're an insufferable narcissistic faggot who has no reason to believe he's better than anyone other than the fact that he knows a couple internet buzzwords which put him on a pedestal in his own imagination
then why do people in my life insist on clustering around me like fly's to a lamp i wonder
even if what you said would be correct? why would i care? im having a good time, im thriving in my own lane like a beetle would in cow dung, oh oops, didnt mean to make that so personally relatable for you, except i guess you would be a beetle not eaven thriving in dung, youre just kind of stuck in it

>>23590122
>can you do something creative that doesnt bore me to tears or is that to much to ask?
>Made the same india joke 5 times
There's many more creative india jokes you could've made but you choose the most overused ones and are asking me to be more creative LMAO
I can go hurr durr all swedes weak femboys we rape your femboys sar and maybe you'll find that creative

>>23590128
fine, i mean i wont ill go work instead but ill get off this shithole of a board if im not talking to you, this pajeet is boring me beyond belief, what are you making for dinner by the way?

>>23590141
if the average indian male didnt have a weaker hand grip strength then the average global female maybe that would be a good joke, keep trying tho

>>23590150
>what are you making for dinner by the way?
i... i havent actually decided yet
maybe i'll make "poverty pizza" (a tortilla turned into a pizza)

>>23590154
Yeah you're so creative, overlook half that post and only reply to part where I was obviously joking and mocking YOUR style of 'banter'

>>23590156
well that sounds, uh yeah, i hope its more enjoyable then it sounds
you have a good time i finna skiddadle
>>23590163
i dont think i ever claimed to be creative, i just stated that you are nothing
like nothing at all
you seem so retarded i almost feel bad for making fun of you

IM OUT OF PASTA SAUCE

>>23590192
billions must die i fear

>you seem so retarded i almost feel bad for making fun of you
>10 epic owns that will leave your opponent literally shaking

>>23590192
i thought you had millions of tomatoes o algo

>>23590199
you really just have nothing at all to bring to the table huh?
truly you are a boring individual
>>23590192
im gonna go work now, good luck with your pasta sauce, surely you have some canned tomatoes and onion and garlic and can just make one from scratch

>>23590219
This was the 7th one in the tier list

>>23590196
>billions must die i fear
there will be zero casualties
>>23590204
>i thought you had millions of tomatoes o algo
stunning revalation, i will open a jar of home-canned tomatoes
>>23590219
>surely you have some canned tomatoes and onion and garlic
yes i will just use a jar, grrr

>>23590262
>stunning revalation, i will open a jar of home-canned tomatoes
oh my heavens, how delightful

i regret not bidding on an art deco uranium glass statue of a topless woman on ebay
went for like £50

>>23590262
>stunning revalation, i will open a jar of home-canned tomatoes
:D

>>23590483
wish i could've seen that