Thread 23583850

Let them eat steak!

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Can i have some money ill let you take a bath with me and turn the water brown

>>23583850 (OP)
I like that you added stuff about suicide.

Because that is going to happen.

You dumb powerless fucks are going to lose your money permanently, and still be the sad sack of loser you already are, but poorer.

>>23583850 (OP)
thanks for the bread mr baker
how do we feel about tires, anons?

>>23584248
You sound like a nigga making 0 bread lmfao

Football is so fucking dumb.

Rocker, you piece of shit

DACA democrats always chicken aut

hawks win, niners lose
you love to see it

tough day. niners lose, no response from andy... gonna have to salvage things in the gym i guess. on the plus side, i think i'll make a good deal of money tomorrow, now that the democrats have saved the government. will be interesting to see if the ai trade leads or if that crabs while the rest of the market catches up, basically whether to buy tqqq or tna tomorrow. not sure yet, but thinking one of those will work, the other will get rejected, might be smarter to wait and see which one they pick to win and take a small win than roll the dice and go for a big one though.

So it's cool this woman I think is really attractive that has an internet channel and has some fame actually directly responded to me, like in a flirtatious way back. I sent her some really flirtatious comments, and she actually responded back, she's quite pretty I think. But she's mensa and she's like IQ testing me now because I said I might be, now she unloaded all this shit on me.

It's really funny and unexpected.

I fixed my hog again today I got some new parts for the transmission breaks, and the fuel lodge.

I hear sometimes into the distance, the shrill sound of other cyclists and motorists, the sound haunts my dreams. I think he's out there, a real genuine man beast, a hog. It happened to me one morning, in the next room over I hear pig noises, like it was sniffing with it's snout, a giant wild boar or pig, but it was in my hotel. Later on I heard the shriekiest shrill bellowing noise outside late at night when it was otherwise completely quite. The snarling cranked engine noise I heard almost sounded like a beast, an animal, some kind of a hog. I heard in fear and apprehension as it drove back and fourth outside on the strip, wanting look outside and catch a glimpse but too scared, sounding like some motorized hydrolyzed drag racer or pumped up huge gnarly motorcycle.

I'll never forget that night I still here it in my dreams, and I know that hog beast is still out there somewhere, I hear him on the horizon at times, haunting me.

Ugh I'm just so sick of the hoods. I call them hoods at least, but they are probably closer to being thugs or ruffians. I'm not sure if it's just a thing with lower class people exactly, but there's more emphasis and focus on being tough, whatever that is. But it's almost like this weird thing I think that like has slowly taken over everything, I'm not sure how much it's always been the hoods with lower class people, but it seems like it's an issue now. It's like this weird thing, this weird divide, this like angry, resentful mentality that takes over everything.

I don't want to be rough at all anymore, I don't want anything to do with that shit at this point.
It's like I've been bullied my whole life by these people, and I didn't understand what was happening, and then I realized it was the hood, and I'll never quite be hood enough. I really almost don't want to feel angry anymore because of that.

Did you hear? John Lennon used to be fat

He was (fat?) Yes, fat. Look at how fat John Lennon was. Why are you so fat John? Ravenous appetite they recalled, in art school, he always gorged down food, said it was his unhappy childhood at art school.

Oh no that's nationalism or something

Swastika swastika swastika
Power to the fuhrer power to the fuhrer right now

>>23584248
I just skip all the nonsense and go to the slot machines directly.

Why am I fat, Pablo they ask me? Why am I fat..

Don't ask questions to things you don't understand, because both you and I know... some day you'll have to accept it...

>>23584921
Womder if he's friends with Scotty

nigger nina

I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day

>>23586490
That's a man

>>23586519
I think you meant to say "Man, what an incredibly gorgeous angel that Betty is"

I FUCKING LOVE BINKY

>>23586671
Oh believe me, nobody appreciates a qt trap more than me, I just thought you should know.

benched 190, 3 sets 6, 5, 5, also did a set of 195, 5 reps. deadlifted 235, felt HEAVY, finished my sets at 230. another week of trading and trying to charm a cold-hearted woman about to start... what could be better... anyways i am anticipating the open but want to warn people that with the government reopening a whole bunch of data that was held back is going to be released, and i imagine they will use it for mischief and volatility, what else is it good for?
wanna just say i love you babe. and i'm trying my best to win your love. i know we could be happy together, that the only obstacles are made up in your head, and they aren't insurmountable, you just lack the courage and strength at the moment. i want to help you find it.

So I’m checking my hydraulics and gasket pipe, revving the engine to see if everything is nominal, I got another beauty I got this great dirt bike I can call my own. Life is good. Had another cigarette. I think I might start smoking cigars and stop smoking.

I have this really weird issue where I strike dramatic poses too much because I’ve watched too many movies and seen too many photoshoots of dramatic people. I imagine secretly it was the same thing with them, that’s what it is to be a photographic subject. It’s kind of like Johnny Bravo I guess if you were to really go there and freaking dumb it down for everyone. But I’m not getting at anything here. It’s silver for me. That’s all, like a silver mustang convertible driving through a foggy intersection on a moon swept night, clear starry skies. Having another cigarette. Where do you even get Cuban cigars anyway? Does Cuban cigars really fit my image? But I don’t really have an image for sure.

>>23587021
Why are you so fucking skinny man

Let me tell you about my street fighting days

>>23587229
genetics. i just weighed myself and was 179.9 lbs so i'm gaining again. i was 165 this time last year. back in my fighting days (wrestling) i was 145 lbs.

>>23587248
You can take some of my weight.

>>23587395
just posted in >>>/fit/76815293

>>23587425
Cute, but I could heem you along with every other person in this thread.

https://youtu.be/t9lJcKoMI2g?si=A8X4rtpyKIPV2037

>>23587236
yes please it's probably gonna be like fight club but with real men not a guy jerking off alone wich what fight club actually is because both the dudes turn out to be one person in the end spoiler alert

Today I have some real financial advice for you guys. Never start Sim-Racing. So I have been spending the last weeks upgrading my sim racing rig not yet finished. I feel like this hobby might turn out to be even more cringe than the ants.