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Monday is tomorrow wagies
And remember 9 to 5 is actually 7 to 6 since you cant teleport to work
Anonymous United States No.23585462 [Report] >>23585488 >>23585560 >>23585621 >>23585626 >>23585634
>>23585461 (OP)
Why would you remind anyone of this? Just let us enjoy the board.
Anonymous Netherlands No.23585463 [Report] >>23585531 >>23585612
greek spam thread
Anonymous Serbia No.23585464 [Report]
LMAOOO

WAGOE RAGIES NEED TO SET THEIR ALARM AND TRY TO DO SLEEP HYGIENE SO THEY FEEL FRESH FOR ANOTHER WEEK OF LIFE WASTED

RETARD PEASANTS
Anonymous Macedonia No.23585465 [Report]
Wagie wagie back to cagie lmao
Anonymous United States No.23585466 [Report] >>23585467
Joke's on you, I'm furloughed
Anonymous United States No.23585467 [Report]
>>23585466
Hi furloughed, I'm Dad
Anonymous Unknown No.23585468 [Report]
brvtal wagepill
Anonymous United States No.23585469 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
6 to 8 if you live in LA because traffic makes the commute an extra hour longer
Anonymous United States No.23585470 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
why would my morning commute be two hours but at rush hour only one
Anonymous Unknown No.23585471 [Report] >>23585494 >>23585512 >>23585553 >>23585637
>>23585461 (OP)
6am: Wake up, feeling like you've been in a car crash. Drag yourself out of bed to possibly force a shit out too early in the morning, shower and get dressed. If you're extra tired you just get dressed and leave after starring into the abyss and pondering life for an hour.
7am: Commute to work. If you're lucky it will be a 20 minute walk or drive. That's probably not the case. You probably enter the rat race with fellow wagies on the road, foot paths, public transport for 30-40 minutes
8am: Enter the building wanting to die. Manager smiling from ear to ear, hello happy campers, team meeting !
1pm: You've got a choice. Sit in the work canteen with people you can't stand, or walk back to your car that takes time out of your lunch break, but gives you time to reflect on how you hate your life
3pm: You want to go home, but you've got 2 more hours
5pm: You leave work, enter the rat race again, do it all over again
6pm: If you're lucky, you walk in through the door. You're unsure if you want to wank, shit, eat, sleep or cry.
7pm: After pondering for an hour, you force yourself to eat, household chores are on your mind, you do some, leave others
8pm: You're tired as fuck at this point. You shit post, scroll some shit on social media. You start to have a good time, but then oh shit time flies when you're having fun and its
10pm: I need to go sleep, need to be up at 6am. Now I've got a choice, cry myself to sleep or stay awake for a 2-3 hours more and wake up even more exhausted. You rotate those options over 5 days.
11:30pm: You've been in bed for 40 minutes exhausted and unable to sleep, but then go to sleep
6am: Alarm goes off
Anonymous United States No.23585472 [Report]
Jokes on you, I’m working from 4pm tonight to 4pm tomorrow night, and then 24 hours of overtime on tuesday.
:)
:(
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23585473 [Report] >>23588159
>>23585461 (OP)
I work from home. Get up at 8.55.... 8.58 some days, finish for 5.00
Anonymous United States No.23585474 [Report] >>23585479 >>23585551
>>23585461 (OP)
Work only makes sense if you make >$100k/yr.
Anonymous United States No.23585475 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)

Nah son. I go in at 8 and leave at 4 or 4:30, nobody stays in the office till 5pm anymore boomer.
Anonymous France No.23585476 [Report] >>23585483 >>23585501
>>23585461 (OP)
I'm a remote code monkey and I use a mouse jiggling script to pretend I work more than 3 hours a day
Anonymous United States No.23585477 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
gonna take the long way driving home from work, not teleporting is SO cash
nothin personnel United States No.23585478 [Report] >>23585614
Anonymous Macedonia No.23585479 [Report] >>23585481
>>23585474
Nah no money is worth to sell your time and life
Anonymous United States No.23585480 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
i've been unemployed for 6 months and don't care

working isn't a big deal but there is increasingly no reason to actually work
Anonymous United States No.23585481 [Report]
>>23585479
I may end up retiring from my investments. I grew up poor and don't recommend it.
Anonymous Germany No.23585482 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
i wish i could grow a fur like a bear and go live in the woods
Anonymous France No.23585483 [Report] >>23585584
>>23585476
I used to work in an office and I did even less work there because getting there physically was already a lot of work.

My life goals is to be the most unproductive employee without getting caught. All my bosses think I'm doing a lot of effort.
Anonymous Switzerland No.23585484 [Report]
I don't need to teleport to work since my work desk is 5 meters away from my bed. Remote work chads win again
Anonymous Germany No.23585485 [Report] >>23585489
>>23585461 (OP)
I like my job :)
Anonymous United States No.23585486 [Report]
My week doesn't start till Tuesday.
Anonymous United States No.23585487 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
I work 5am-230pm and I love my job. It's a 7 minute drive from my house. Took the entire past week off just for fun and didn't miss a single cent of pay. Get fucked wagies.
Anonymous Canada No.23585488 [Report] >>23585590
>>23585462
Kek wagie detected. Make sure you go to bed early and set an alarm so mr shekelstein doesn't write you up
Anonymous United States No.23585489 [Report]
>>23585485
Would you do it for free? If not, get back in the cage :)
Anonymous Sweden No.23585490 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf5_EONESIM
Anonymous United States No.23585491 [Report] >>23585568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=122dboes0BQ
Anonymous Germany No.23585492 [Report] >>23585495
>>23585461 (OP)
I'm planning to just say fuck it and not show up at the office anymore soon. Travelling until they fire my ass so I can collect gibs and go back to the NEETgods way of living.
Anonymous Australia No.23585493 [Report] >>23585548
Need to wake up at 05:15, take melatonin night before, wake up at 01:00
Anonymous United States No.23585494 [Report]
>>23585471
magnificent. I'm printing this out and putting it up in the break room
Anonymous United States No.23585495 [Report] >>23585500
>>23585492
make some crazy shit up like your boss tried touching your penis
Anonymous Germany No.23585496 [Report] >>23585499
>>23585461 (OP)
fuking lazy greek
Anonymous United States No.23585497 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
Tut tut wagies! Mr Shekelburg needs another yacht! You don't want to lose your job to a pajeet or AI do you?
Anonymous Mexico No.23585498 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
Love the grind.
When I take vacation time, by the third day I'm really bored and can't wait to go back to the ruckus at the office.
Anonymous United States No.23585499 [Report]
>>23585496
Greeks have more money than Germs, don't forget to pay December rent to Mr. Shekelstein
Anonymous Germany No.23585500 [Report]
>>23585495
That's a smart idea, anon. I can already see the Jobcenter wagie shutting the fuck up as soon as I lay the topic of sexual harassment on the table.

Like the meme goes: "We don't talk about that in GERMONEY."
Anonymous Unknown No.23585501 [Report]
>>23585476
Anon I applaud your effort.
Anonymous United States No.23585502 [Report]
but i work today
Anonymous Croatia No.23585503 [Report] >>23585505
>>23585461 (OP)
Bumpan NEET ELITE thread.
Anonymous Canada No.23585504 [Report] >>23585509 >>23585533
In all seriousness we are right at the cusp of autonomy taking care of all of our needs. It could probably be done this year if there was a serious push for it. Post-scarcity and overabundance mean that everybody should have access to the things they need, simply because it's so simple to produce these things like food or furniture. We already see the beginning where white humans are producing so much that we're able to give away the surplus to many people (food stamps, disability payments, foreign aid etc)

Without any advanced power sources being discovered, there could easily be more robot workers than people within 20 years. Companies will want to replace people with machines because people have rights and need to take shits, even a somewhat expensive robot worker will be feasible for most positions because people are also expensive.

All this being said, don't be a slave if you don't have to. Leave that to the idiots who never ponder any of this shit. In most places there are ways for you to live off the already existing surplus. Society is so close to being carried by technology, I wouldn't worry about it. If you already have a good comfy job and make decent money I wouldn't worry about any of this, but there are people struggling that probably don't have to.
Anonymous United States No.23585505 [Report] >>23585506
>>23585503
Anonymous Croatia No.23585506 [Report] >>23585507 >>23585562
>>23585505
Anonymous United States No.23585507 [Report] >>23585510
>>23585506
Remember the original meme from your pic, the guy ended up getting life in prison for going crazy and killing someone
Anonymous United States No.23585508 [Report] >>23585510
>>23585461 (OP)
Imagine how unfulfilled money can leave you, such that you don't have to work, but still have nothing better to do than post here.
Anonymous Unknown No.23585509 [Report] >>23585511
>>23585504
If it's so simple to produce, why don't you do it?
Anonymous Croatia No.23585510 [Report]
>>23585507
Didn't work hard enough.

>>23585508
I got better things to do, but I'm a helluva procrastinator and shitposting feels too good.
Anonymous Canada No.23585511 [Report] >>23585514 >>23585517
>>23585509
What a retarded fucking question/response. You should genuinely stop posting on the internet altogether because I highly doubt you are capable of saying anything noteworthy or intelligent. Post-scarcity is literally our future, also zero point energy can be tapped into to create limitless energy and drop the prices of essentially everything to near zero.
Anonymous Germany No.23585512 [Report] >>23585591
>>23585471
>1pm: You've got a choice. Sit in the work canteen with people you can't stand, or walk back to your car that takes time out of your lunch break, but gives you time to reflect on how you hate your life

Holy kek this hits too close to home. Never went to the work canteen since day 1 of wagecucking. I deeply despise the idea of sitting at a table with "people" chowing down their high calorie dense goyslop within a certain time limit while talking about the newest cape shit movie. This would drive me more insane than I already am. The 10 minute walk to my car was worth it. Every. Single. Time. Even during winter.
Anonymous United States No.23585513 [Report] >>23585515 >>23585516 >>23585521 >>23585522 >>23585550 >>23585593
>>23585461 (OP)
Basic bitch neets cant even conceive of having a good well paying job that treats them well and is stimulating and rewarding. The work life balance is well within my favor at my job and I am loving life and dont have to beg anybody for shit I want. I have flexible hours so I can go in whenever I want. I have many good friends there and we solve problems together like white people. Its a good feeling. I remember being ashamed a lot when I was unemployed and avoided talking to people. Its a sad way to spend your limited time on earth and it makes genetic failure almost certain since females tend to choose males with resources. Very shameful way to live and actually risky since you are dumping a huge burden on your future self to cope with zero savings, little to no retirement, and no buffer to deal with the loss of whoever is carrying you right now. Inb4 independently wealthy crypto millionaire posting. Maybe they exist but they arent the 99 percent of loser neets out there who think they are special boys with a special purpose in life because they are vulnerable narcissists.
Anonymous United States No.23585514 [Report] >>23585518
>>23585511
all the ppl currently getting rich off shit the way it works now will never give that up. you're delusional
Anonymous Croatia No.23585515 [Report]
>>23585513
I'm not reading all that. Happy for you or sorry that it happened.
Anonymous Canada No.23585516 [Report]
>>23585513
That's fine anon, you're allowed to have a good job. NEETs aren't saying good jobs don't exist and never have, it's simply that most jobs are not fulfilling or rewarding in any way.
Anonymous Unknown No.23585517 [Report] >>23585524
>>23585511
Fucking trannies and their dream reality.

No, retard, everything you buy (or in your case simply recieve) has a gigantic supply chain behind it. You think wood for your furniture just comes from nowhere? You have not an inkling of an understanding of what goes into food production, how about you go work on a farm for a bit to see reality instead of daydreaming in your HRT induced coma.
Anonymous Canada No.23585518 [Report] >>23585523
>>23585514
You're right in a really retarded way. The current order and financial system is entirely propped up by the rich who don't want to lose their power. The technology we're talking about can't just release overnight, it will be a slow release but within 20 years easily we will have a radically different society and nobody will be able to stop it. Disclosure of advanced technology is currently happening whether you realize it or not, your ignorance is not a factor in this whatsoever. Trump has quite literally stated publicly that the US has advanced technology beyond anybody's imagination, and there is leaked proof of this but 99% of people are too retarded to spend the bare minimum time trying to understand it.

tl;dr you're all retards
Anonymous Canada No.23585519 [Report] >>23585526 >>23585556
>>23585461 (OP)
Regulating your sleeping schedule and meals is one of the biggest benefits of being employed. Once you get a solid pattern of sleeping at a certain time and waking up, forcing yourself to eat so you won't be hungry by first break, eating things you know will provide quick energy plus slow burn... the benefits of doing that are incredible. It's like coming out of a fog.

There are actually people who depend on you to be there every day on time and do a good job. Who know your area of responsibility is HANDLED because you're there. The psychological benefits of having just that alone is priceless.

All this 'wagecuck' business is pure horseshit. The wage will be the least of the benefits.
Anonymous United States No.23585520 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
Tomorrow is a holiday retarded NEET
Macabee Netherlands No.23585521 [Report] >>23585527
>>23585513
^Boomer hands wrote this.
Imma be leaching of the government and tell them I won’t work untill they give me pussy for free
Anonymous United States No.23585522 [Report] >>23585526
>>23585513
if you can stop being a genetic failure just by making some money then you were never a genetic failure retard
Anonymous United States No.23585523 [Report] >>23585528
>>23585518
please dont reproduce
Anonymous Canada No.23585524 [Report] >>23585529
>>23585517
When you can literally print fresh brand new atoms from the zero point flux and transmute them into anything you want with zero energy costs involved, everything becomes easy to make. And even without this kind of technology, we are already existing in a time of overabundance. None of the supplies we need are running out despite decades of large societies existing all over the planet. It's you that's the retard just statistically speaking, the chance that you have higher IQ than me is almost zero.
Anonymous United States No.23585525 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
Op sounds like a bitchy woman
Anonymous Croatia No.23585526 [Report]
>>23585519
Reads like cope but don't let me stop you. The world needs wagies.

>>23585522
LOL he used womemes as an argument? Just calling them whores (which is true), and I've banged plenty of those without marrying them like some cucksimp.
Anonymous Croatia No.23585527 [Report]
>>23585521
I love the NPNW stuff because it makes people seethe for no reason at all. Normies and womyn simultaneously say that you must earn everything on your own (sex included), but when you say, "OK no thanks", they get upset. Nigga you either don't give a shit or you do. Pick 1.
Anonymous Canada No.23585528 [Report]
>>23585523
Good comeback, I can tell that you definitely have exceptional intelligence and smart opinions with sophisticated topics. Tell us your skin color right now.
Anonymous Unknown No.23585529 [Report] >>23585532
>>23585524
>the chance that you have higher IQ than me is almost zero.

Ironic.

When are you going to patent your Star Trek replicator tech?
Anonymous United States No.23585530 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
I have mondays off teehee
Anonymous United States No.23585531 [Report] >>23585561
>>23585463
Bots and jeets replying to 1BPTI slop posted by other bots and jeets.
Anonymous Canada No.23585532 [Report] >>23585535
>>23585529
Lockheed Martin and Raytheon already have the patents on Star Trek replicator tech, and gravity manipulation, and creation of wormholes. Again, your ignorance on this subject is not relevant whatsoever.
Anonymous United States No.23585533 [Report] >>23585539
>>23585504
This cope again
It will be 100 years, minimum before they develop autonomous, dexterous robotics to replace physical labor, from trades to factory work
Most companies cannot afford the space or the engineering firms costs required to retool their entire physical operations to accommodate current robotics

BUT
we can easily replace all human computer interfacing jobs within 5 years, and actually gain space and lower costs
Automation means replacing women level jobs sitting in offices using computers
That can and will happen
No longer do we need cold computing jobs, where women and boomers struggle to find the save button in Microsoft office products
Anonymous Croatia No.23585534 [Report] >>23585537 >>23585538
>Being a bum is better than working
What happens when mommy dies ?
Anonymous United States No.23585535 [Report] >>23585544
>>23585532
sure they do kid
Anonymous United States No.23585536 [Report] >>23585541
>>23585461 (OP)
I work 7-3 and wake up at 5. Kill me!
Anonymous Croatia No.23585537 [Report]
>>23585534
1. I inherit
2. Sell and downsize (if I'm not too sentimental)
3. Live off the rental that's being built for me right now.
What happens when wifey leaves you?
Anonymous United States No.23585538 [Report]
>>23585534
convert to islam, get mass government gibs
Anonymous Canada No.23585539 [Report] >>23585542
>>23585533
Robot workers are at most 20 years away, they will come sooner. I'm actually surprised self driving cars came first. We already have 90% of the problems for humanoid workers figured out. Also humanoid robots will not be the main type of automation stealing jobs, it will be simple computer programs and AI and more of what we already see inside factories today. There will be types of robots that we aren't even able to conceive of right now.
Anonymous United States No.23585540 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
>dogshit 1pbtid greek flag thread
Anonymous Croatia No.23585541 [Report]
>>23585536
Based! You are single-handedly feeding 50 million niggers and helping the state of Israel survive another day. On your feet, soldier! Your duty is not over yet.
Anonymous United States No.23585542 [Report]
>>23585539
wow cool will the ai get pto
Anonymous United States No.23585543 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
It’s more like 7-7 because you have a mandatory 1 hour unpaid lunch break
Anonymous Canada No.23585544 [Report] >>23585629 >>23587310
>>23585535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7puA8CcE-g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoUfR3x-2DQ

These videos have been more than verified as real, whether you accept it or know anything about it whatsoever. There is a mountain of evidence and 11 years later nobody has come out to claim they made these videos. The plane in these videos is still missing in its entirely 11 years later. The coordinates in the top-down drone view are a straight line away from where the plane was last seen on radar. The satellite mentioned in the same video was really floating overhead at the time that these videos were taken. There is a whole fuckload more info but I'm not going to spoonfeed your retarded useless ass.
Anonymous United States No.23585545 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
laundry day
bummer
Anonymous United States No.23585546 [Report]
For me it is about 7:00 to 16:20. My commute is only 15-20 min.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23585547 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
>all these wages slaves propping up the system
Anonymous United States No.23585548 [Report] >>23585559
>>23585493
>melatonin
sorry bruh hope you have your affairs in order. Supptards just shove down huge doses of random isolated compounds lol
Anonymous United States No.23585549 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
Actually it's 7 to 4:30 because I never eat lunch.
Anonymous United States No.23585550 [Report] >>23585554 >>23585596 >>23587399
>>23585513
NEETs are still slaves, still at the mercy of the system, they are just deluded and will die a lonley and pointless death sooner or later, most likely sooner, although you can be sure that anyone replying to this will claim to have everything they want or need without effort somehow. The trick is to find a job you can tolerate. It still sucks, but at least I'm not standing at a machine on my feet for 12 hours a day or waiting by a time clock for a break. At the very least I don't need to rely on my parents or handouts when I want something. I just buy what I want. NEETs cannot do this.
Anonymous Unknown No.23585551 [Report]
>>23585474
Literally.

I am on welfare now after being fired for not being dynamic enough (code for not making up figures on insurance reports). I made average income for my country, but the material difference between welfare and wage cucking is minimal. The trade-off is not worth it (to give your time/mental health ect) in the modern era when any worthwhile consumer product is unaffordable anyway, and entertainment and food is easily accessible.

Outside of people who are debt trapped, I fail to see why people actually are incentivised to work in the current economy. It is so broken that it simply is just not worth the trade-off. Even more so if I had a child, why give up my time to be a father? To be able to afford a ipad to replace me?
Anonymous United States No.23585552 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
NMP.
Anonymous United States No.23585553 [Report] >>23585557
>>23585471
WFH
8:50am: Wake up
9:00am: Turn laptop on, move e-mails deemed not too important to trash
9:30am: Have meeting with boss, try not to throw up because of wicked hangover from last night
10:01am: Quickly jam paperclip between two keys on keyboard to make Microsoft Teams status stay green
10:02am: Stand and stare over sink
10:03am: Puke liquid-only puke into sink
11:00am: Get up out of bed, grab a beer from the fridge with shaking hands
11:30am: Feeling better
12:00pm: Yank paperclip out of keyboard to simulate a lunch break
1:00pm: Answer critical e-mails while eating crackers because that’s all that you can stomach
1:30pm: Jam paperclip back in
3:00pm-4:00pm: Try to work, mostly answer e-mails
4:30pm: Jam paperclip back in
5:00pm: Yank paperclip out, log off
5:01-9:00pm: Drink beer while watching shit TV on loop
10:00pm-11pm: Pass out, ready to repeat tomorrow
Anonymous Croatia No.23585554 [Report]
>>23585550
I can get a job and I'm not really a NEET because I'm still in college. I just don't think the money is worth my time and nerves. I'm fed and I have a roof over my head. Not working for womemes. A high-tier escort twice a month is cheaper than rent, and I don't need more sex than that.
Anonymous United States No.23585555 [Report]
I work at home.
Anonymous South Africa No.23585556 [Report]
>>23585519
>Regulating your sleeping schedule and meals is one of the biggest benefits of being employed
You're just a zero self controlled cuck. You only do things because someone else controls it for you, like mommy reminding you to do your homework. I bet I can teach you to sit like a dog within a week with bell and a treat. If I were to throw you into the open wilderness you'd ask the tree what you need to do.
Anonymous United States No.23585557 [Report] >>23585558
>>23585553
Whatever you do isn't real work.
Anonymous United States No.23585558 [Report]
>>23585557
I still get paid for it
Anonymous United States No.23585559 [Report] >>23585604
>>23585548
>source: some twitter hack
Anonymous United States No.23585560 [Report] >>23585590
>>23585462
BACK TO WORK WAGEKEK
Anonymous South Africa No.23585561 [Report]
>>23585531
They really do like to try and make this board boring but in turn made it very interesting with bots and shills etc. Like playing a game of whachamole.
Anonymous United States No.23585562 [Report] >>23585564 >>23585625
>>23585506
>Government shuts down
>No neetbux as a result
Anonymous United States No.23585563 [Report] >>23585565
>true horror
Anonymous Croatia No.23585564 [Report] >>23585567
>>23585562
>neetbux
I don't get that. I'm just from a better family. Sucks to suck amerikek.
Anonymous United States No.23585565 [Report] >>23585569
>>23585563
Anonymous United States No.23585566 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
I walk to work. 5 minutes. I wish it was a bit longer.
Anonymous United States No.23585567 [Report] >>23585570
>>23585564
>I'm a neet
>nah just kidding
>my family supports my inability to be productive to society
>i'm better off than you
Anonymous Netherlands No.23585568 [Report] >>23585573
>>23585491
who likes this shit
Anonymous United States No.23585569 [Report] >>23585575
>>23585565
Anonymous Croatia No.23585570 [Report] >>23585574 >>23585585
>>23585567
NEET doesn't mean "I get welfare".
>my inability to be productive to society
HAHAHA are you proud of that? I'm egopilled and this is just funny.
>I'm better off than you
Better off I surely am, but I'm probably also better.
Anonymous Finland No.23585571 [Report] >>23585635
>>23585461 (OP)
>wake up at 9am
>clock in on phone, open laptop
>open teams, outlook, sap
>dick about until 11am
>occasionally reply to an email
>do some light work until lunch at 12pm
>walk my dogs and go grab some beer from the store
>have 3 beers for lunch
>daily meeting, slightly tipsy
>"yeh workload is manageable, got some difficult cases that will take my focus for the rest of the day"
>open own computer, play some games or watch YouTube
>do the bare minimum
>almost 3pm now
>finish up all mandatory daily work
>close laptop around 4pm
>clock out at 5pm
Anonymous Portugal No.23585572 [Report]
wake up at 7.30am
15 min getting ready
15 min car drive to the train station
15 min train ride
5 min waiting for the bus
10 min bus driver

it's not that bad
Anonymous Croatia No.23585573 [Report]
>>23585568
It's funny to think that this site was made for weebs and I'm using it anyway.
Anonymous United States No.23585574 [Report] >>23585579 >>23585585
>>23585570
If you say so, just watch out for the ruskies.
Anonymous United States No.23585575 [Report] >>23585576
>>23585569
Anonymous United States No.23585576 [Report] >>23585583
>>23585575
Anonymous United States No.23585577 [Report] >>23585581
>>23585461 (OP)
I get paid to drive to and from work. I also have a company vehicle that is owned by the company (they pay for gas and maintenance too). I bet you’re a poor, stupid bitch.
Anonymous Ireland No.23585578 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
While you studied hard in highschool, I played the vidya.
While you fought for that college scholarship, I ate the doritos.
While you were riding high in that fancy tech job, I jacked off in my mom's basement.
Now you're divorced, listless and suicidal because the chatbot has rendered you unemployable and you have the audacity to ask me for help?
Anonymous Croatia No.23585579 [Report] >>23585585
>>23585574
>the ruskies will getcha!
Coping too hard now my amerifriend. Just accept your perfectly average position in life with some humility. I'll admit I got carried off here and it's not nice of me. I wish all you wagefriends peace and happiness, however that can find you in your sorry states. You legitimately have my sympathy.
Anonymous United States No.23585580 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
sunday in the 4hl
Anonymous South Africa No.23585581 [Report]
>>23585577
>I also have a company vehicle
My father also had one. Then he got forloughed and now he doesn't have that stupid company vehicle anymore.
Anonymous Germany No.23585582 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
I actually enjoy getting up early. Also work starts at 8 here, so I have to get up at 6.
There is nothing quite like the smell of the crisp morning air, the overfilled tram, the darkness in the morning.....

If anything I'd like to get a job that requires me to see no sunlight, so like lat night to early morning shifts. That'd be the life!
Anonymous United States No.23585583 [Report]
>>23585576
The end
Anonymous Germany No.23585584 [Report]
>>23585483
My man. I work from home as well. Will wake up at 6 tomorrow, log in and go back to sleep. At 8 I will have my breakfast, at 9 I will go to the gym for an hour. Lunch at 12 and then I will stay logged in until about 3 pm while painting some warhammer minis so I get an extra hour of overtime on the clock. I still hate my job, it’s not like being a wagie is ideal but fucking my employer in the ass like that brings me a lot of joy tbqh
Anonymous Spain No.23585585 [Report]
>>23585570
Giga based.

>>23585574
Wagie wagie, get in cagie. All day long you sweat and ragie.

Lmao imagine unironically being depressed because it's sunday evening.
Imagine being sad because vacation is over.
Imagine being happy because it's friday and you're finally free for a couple of days. You're not free, wagie.
Imagine waking up early and being stuck in cagie until the day is almost over, most days.

Jfl

>>23585579
Nah you didn't get carried away. That was perfect.
Anonymous Russian Federation No.23585586 [Report] >>23585588
>>23585461 (OP)
imagine work slaveing a whole year to get only ten days holidays of sweet comfy neet life
Anonymous Netherlands No.23585587 [Report] >>23585598
i can't imagine not being a self employed tradie, i'd instantly off myself, fucking disgusting
Anonymous Canada No.23585588 [Report] >>23585589
>>23585586
shouldnt you be in a trench dying to missiles paid by my taxes?
Anonymous Russian Federation No.23585589 [Report]
>>23585588
quit follow fakenews, kid
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23585590 [Report]
>>23585488
>>23585560
Being dependent on government handouts is even more contemptible and you know it

(if you're in the tiny minority of people so rich you don't have to work then fair enough though, I salute you)
Anonymous United States No.23585591 [Report]
>>23585512
Anonymous United States No.23585592 [Report]
I WFH lol, must suck to be a manual laber golem
Anonymous United States No.23585593 [Report]
>>23585513
Yes retard-kun, if we're gonna focus on fantasy, we will imagine something less banal than remotely tolerable wagecucking.
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.23585594 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)

13 hour work day has been legally allowed in Greece few weeks ago
Anonymous Estonia No.23585595 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
Stop complaining, i dont give a fuck. Just put the burger in the fucking bag, give me a coke and fries to go.
Anonymous United States No.23585596 [Report]
>>23585550
I also just buy what I want.
I am not a slave for jews and I have more safeguards than you in the form of a free nigger army that will burn this economic zone down if someone fucks with me.
I'm posting on a computer that I just bought because I wanted it, and I am within arm's reach of:
Another computer that I just bought because I wanted it.
A fridge filled with drinks and food.
A dedicated sound system.
And much more.
Anonymous United States No.23585597 [Report] >>23585600
Been doing so little at my wfh job that I started drinking on the job. Need to stop. I do smoke weed all day too. And play vidya. And post on /pol/ . Probably do like 30min of work a day most days. Sometimes its a few hours.
Anonymous Spain No.23585598 [Report] >>23585599
>>23585587
Jfl at muh trades. Bro you work all day.

How does sunday evening feel? To me it's comfy.
Anonymous Netherlands No.23585599 [Report] >>23585602
>>23585598
nigga i work maybe 10-20 hours tops a week and make atleast 2-300 an hour
Anonymous United States No.23585600 [Report] >>23585603
>>23585597
they know
Anonymous United States No.23585601 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
Tuesday is a holiday in the US
Anonymous Spain No.23585602 [Report]
>>23585599
Still a wagie. Try not working.
Anonymous United States No.23585603 [Report]
>>23585600
Thats fine. They can lay me off or fire me
Its easy money, ill be alright and can find a new job. No problems so far and ive been there over a year. Its not that I dont do the work, theres just not much work to do. Ive been worried about getting laid off because theres just not much for me to do. Feel like my job is superfluous.
Anonymous Unknown No.23585604 [Report]
>>23585559
>source
Anonymous Germany No.23585605 [Report] >>23585608
i am so glad not to go outside tommorow
Anonymous Canada No.23585606 [Report] >>23585618
>>23585461 (OP)
A guy with no job bragging about all his spare time is like a fat chick bragging about having big tits.
Anonymous United States No.23585607 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
I actually live right across the street from where i work so its like 8:55 to 5:05
Anonymous Germany No.23585608 [Report] >>23585641
>>23585605
What do you do instead on a fine Montag?
Anonymous United States No.23585609 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
Going to be about 20 degrees when I go into work tomorrow heavy equipment operator master race
Anonymous Unknown No.23585610 [Report]
EVERYBODY START BURDENMAXXING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Anonymous United States No.23585611 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
lmao, nice job outing yourself chang
Anonymous United States No.23585612 [Report]
>>23585463
They really want you to be homeless or to collect welfare. This is a specific board psyop.
Anonymous United States No.23585613 [Report]
actual humiliation ritual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JsgrXyBZO0
Anonymous United States No.23585614 [Report]
>>23585478
Is this 4chanx?
Anonymous United States No.23585615 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
>wake up at 7am
>shit, piss, dress, car
>get to work a little after shift starts at 730am
>shift ends at 430pm, usually walking out door at 415pm to beat flood of people leaving
>home by 430pm, undressed and showered by 445pm
Only way it could be better is if I lived closer to walk to work. Or if my state allowed me to waive my lunch break. Reason my manager is lenient with time is because I work through it. Friday I usually leave at 3pm too.
Anonymous United States No.23585616 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
>9 to 5 is actually 7 to 6 since you cant teleport to work
I usually have to leave the house at 6 am, and then I’m back home at 7 pm every day, barring Thursday. That day is BRUTAL, I usually come home at 9:30ish pm (and yeah, I’m still leaving at 6 am)
>t business owner
I’m told to “only work 40 hours or less” by corporate, but that’s ridiculous given the fact that my money is directly tied to my presence. I’m there like 6-7 days a week. If I ever take a day off, it’s fucking Thursday
Anonymous Sweden No.23585617 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
>9 to 5
More like 4am to 12pm lmao
Anonymous Unknown No.23585618 [Report]
>>23585606
retard
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23585619 [Report]
>wake at 7
>get to work at 830
>fuck around browsing forums for 6 hours
>go to on-site gym at 3
>clock out at 4
>home before 5
>wfh which means do nothing at home 2 days a week

It's not so bad
Breakroom !!yCDTB+C6DRw United States No.23585620 [Report]
I don't have to teleport to walk over to my computer, turn it on, and go live.
Anonymous United States No.23585621 [Report]
>>23585462
BACK TO WORK WAGIE. TICK TOCK, WAGE KEK. ISRAEL NEEDS THEIR SHEKELS.
Anonymous United States No.23585622 [Report]
I go to work to stare at my coworkers butts and jerk off in the handicap bathroom
Anonymous Sweden No.23585623 [Report]
TFW no work. Have fun tomorrow guys, work extra hard and bring me your tax money when your done, im just gonna sit back and do what i want if you don't mind
Anonymous United States No.23585624 [Report]
Why does the weekend feel like 12hrs? I'm tired, Frens.
Anonymous United States No.23585625 [Report]
>>23585562
Neetbux are actually part of guaranteed funded income on a separate system and never stopped. Daddy's retirement + being a DAC under SSDI means my income is inexhaustible and eternally funded. And to top it off I'm a hermaphrodite so I don't have to "imagine the smell" without having the shitty burden of a talking money and joy sucking hole shitting up my existence. I'm White and I have only worked one job for 3 months as a novelty to see if it was interesting to me, (it was awful there were niggers everywhere). Spend all day laughing at racist shit and posting autistic AI gens to my friends while I huff my panties and pound my gushing cunt before a nice long 12 hr+ nap only to wake up when I please and do it all again. all while getting to watch nigs starve jews kvetch, jarusalem literally burn, and poos get splatted by trains, guess I got lucky, must be living one of those vacation life reincarnations I keep hearing about.
https://litter.catbox.moe/ih9y6h.mp4
Anonymous Costa Rica No.23585626 [Report]
>>23585462
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the absolute state of you fucking plebs

McDonalds is not even a real job kid, stop complaining
Anonymous Germany No.23585627 [Report]
i am never planning to work again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23585628 [Report] >>23585640
Wage cucks basically have 4 hours to themselves each day, and they spend that depressed
Anonymous United States No.23585629 [Report]
>>23585544
this was literally deboonked as an after effects video you schizo
Anonymous United States No.23585630 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
>Veteran's Day

uhhh no
Anonymous Costa Rica No.23585631 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
why aren't wagies get paid for time to get to work and time to get home from work? all that should be in contract along with reimbursement for gas
Anonymous United States No.23585632 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
>Be me
>Wake up the moment alarm goes off >Preferably 30 mins before I go in
>Get changed
>Roll blunt
>Shit piss if I have to
>Brush teeth
>Smoke Blunt
>All of that is usually under 10 minutes
>Drive to work
Coffee in general and the need for breakfast especially an immediate breakfast to start your day is bitch nigger shit.
My day would be 8:30 to 5:10 to 5:30.
I can afford things and do shit with the government or family to help me
Anonymous Denmark No.23585633 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
based Greece with the 1pbtid zinger
Anonymous United States No.23585634 [Report]
>>23585462
Absolute state of wagies. If you guys would all stop going to work, things would really change for the better.
Anonymous Unknown No.23585635 [Report]
>>23585571
what job do you do?
Anonymous Poland No.23585636 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
I work 6:30 to 8:00
It takes me 2 hours to commute each direction, so it makes 4 hours every day. I have no life left.
Anonymous Poland No.23585637 [Report] >>23585638
>>23585471
>You probably enter the rat race with fellow wagies on the road, foot paths, public transport for 30-40 minutes
I commute 2 hours to work, 2 hours back.
It's that or losing 50% of my salary to rent
Anonymous United States No.23585638 [Report]
>>23585637
I used to commute about an hour each way and listen to a podcast and cope and tell myself "well, its some time in my day to enjoy this podcast and be out of the house"
Anonymous United States No.23585639 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
You drive 2hrs into work and an hour home? That seems illogical
Anonymous United States No.23585640 [Report]
>>23585628
Yep. And by the time the weekend hits, you're too worn out to actually get anything done on the weekend besides getting ready for the next week of work.
Anonymous Germany No.23585641 [Report]
>>23585608
tommorow i will
Watch Monogatari
Maybe play some xbox
learn japanese
thats it
Anonymous (ID: CgNxOB37) Slovenia No.23587310 [Report]
>>23585544
lol
Literally rambling schizo.
Anonymous (ID: fMegmUXa) United States No.23587399 [Report]
>>23585550
>they are just deluded and will die a lonley and pointless death sooner or later
Everyone is going to die a pointless death retard.
> I just buy what I want. NEETs cannot do this.
Yar har
Anonymous (ID: l3P98hgX) United States No.23587967 [Report]
Anonymous (ID: 0/O3KFY1) Japan No.23587972 [Report]
>>23585461 (OP)
this is why you work online
just do your work from home, finish it early, and watch youtube
Anonymous (ID: l3P98hgX) United States No.23588043 [Report]
Feels good man
Anonymous (ID: BesCzVTv) Serbia No.23588159 [Report]
>>23585473
Loser