Thread 23586308

Jo’on is so happy to marry you, not because she loves you but because she’s looking forward to robbing you of all your money and jewelry before she skips town.

>>23586308 (OP)
that is not a good caption in my opinion

POV: you are on a date with Jo’on, but she is an angry drunk and she’s not impressed with you so far.

D:

A few seconds later she is yelling at you.

(can't think of a funy caption, but someone else can if the feel like it)

frieren is trying to sell me girl scout cookies but I stop her mid sentence to explain to her how underrated chocolate grill cheese is.

In this image Jo’on went out for a late night run to the 7/11 for a bottle of Smirnoff’s and a pack of cigarettes while dressed rather poorly for the late fall wether in Santa Fe.

>>23586360
comfy

>>23586308 (OP)
>>23586328
>>23586332
stalk, then abduct, then live with her somewhere stockholm syndrome maxing her

it would not be le suspenseful enough if she willingly became my gferino


oh and beforehand she is in love and committed to another man but then I come alone and sweep her off her feet literally (with muh muscles!!!!) and carry her off kicking and screaming back to wherever.

and also send audio and video of her enjoying my ginormous COCK to her old-bf LOL

>>23586338
Pov: You're an American soldier in WW4 fighting to defend gulf of Canada after the Mexicans invaded Louisiana. You have been captured and thrown into the pit with La nina azul. You beg for your life but it falls on death ears. She points to you, then to her leek, and then to her mouth. She starts consuming the leek while staring straight into your soul.

>>23586346
I like this one.
In this image Ame is rage posting on X while high on benzos.

>>23586338
just shoop it so she's black. no caption needed

>>23586399
eheh
>>23586392
O.O

>>23586360
>late night run
literally begging to be kidnapped and dragged back to my apartment or van or whatever

you're ignoring me but this may genuinely be the plot of my new DARK ROMANCE novel kino i.e. i'm not joking or something to that effect

Yuuko is considering murder after someone(me) swiped her onigiri from her hands.

>>23586445
*yuyuko
I don't play toohoo, i just read the wiki

fat yuyuko for president

Ame auditioning for the role of Wednesday Adams (she didn’t get the role because she’s Asian and Hollywood doesn’t like Asian people.)

>>23586422
Dark romance? More like milk chocolate romance cuz we all know you’re not black.

>>23586458
:O

>>23586458
>the inclusion of "dark" not even in the context of cocks is enough to make you think about DOOMBVLL'S BIG FAT BLACK HORSECOCK

utterly obsessed

yawn it's all so tiresome

Frieren suddenly had a very funny idea

>>23586499
"God dammit, are you playing Postal 2 and looking at the NPC women's pixelated vaginas after you behead them with a machete again? We just got done with therapy!"
"Go to hell mom"

>>23586523
ty lole

>>23586492
Imperial Japanese medical students watch in horror as a man is vivisected in front of them so they can learn anatomy at unit 731. colorized

>>23586499
Me and my mom, only replace the console peasant controller with a keyboard.

>>23586537
eheh

>>23586538
faggot kys

>>23586552
puP ID

Rin after receiving satori’s joke gift. (Satori likes to dress her pets up in gag gifts for the Holliday.)

>>23586567
6 year old me singing Britney Spears CDs with a possibly broken mid-90s cellphone I pestered my mom to buy me at goodwill pretending it’s a microphone.

Remilia after studies show two masks are not really any more effective than one mask.

me when i beat a touhou enthusiast to death with a rock

>>23586608
based
it would've been cool to be in a goodwill when i was young
>>23586621

>>23586308 (OP)
get help and up your dosage of meds

>>23586630
I’d like to see you try.

>>23586698
The doctor said I was recovering just fine so he said no to upping my meds.
Sucks too cuz Vicodin is some good shit.

>>23586919
kek

percocet, molly percocet

i have the 9 hour deposition of richard sackler for his family's role in the opioid crisis saved, i think it's on wikipedia still?
i'm like 3 hours into it, i listen to it in the background sometimes

>>23587034
Umm… Wut?

>>23587115
i uhh

>>23587115
https://files.catbox.moe/8bpr9z.webm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Watch_8-hour_Deposition_Of_Richard_Sackler_As_He_Denies_Family%27s_Role_in_The_Opioid_Crisis.webm

>>23587123
Yeah?

>>23587129
Hey speaking of opioids is 50mg of hydrocodone dangerous? I did a bunch of PT today and I’m pretty sore tonight and the normal dosage of 25mg is just not cutting it tonight.

>>23587151
oh shit
i wish i knew :/
i know more about stimulants and psychedelics
https://psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Hydrocodone
this is often a good site to start from, or atleast it was
the scottish anon could probably give you better advice if he were here
i wouldn't risk it personally, not just because of danger but dependence/addiction/tolerance
i think it should be safe but idk how risky it is, looks like 40mg+ is considered a heavy dose, which is usually a fuckton based on that site's standards

good job with the PT though

i was gonna look on erowid & read more about it, but those individual cases would be people with different opioid tolerances etc
i really wouldn't know
i would guess it's safe

is there a way you can do like 40 instead of 50?

+50% would be much safer than doubling the dose, for sure
i guess it's a sign that it's safe if the regular dose isn't cutting it, but still, doubling the dose of anything can be risky

>>23587168
> While grapefruit is not psychoactive, it may affect the metabolism of certain opioids. Tramadol, oxycodone, and fentanyl are all primarily metabolized by the enzyme CYP3A4, which is potently inhibited by grapefruit juice[8]. This may cause the drug to take longer to clear from the body. it may increase toxicity with repeated doses. Methadone may also be affected[8]. Codeine and hydrocodone are metabolized by CYP2D6. People who are on medicines that inhibit CYP2D6, or that lack the enzyme due to a genetic mutation will not respond to codeine as it can not be metabolized into its active product: morphine
Wow, who woulda thought?

>good job with the PT though
Thanks, I was a pretty active person before the accident it’s been pretty hard adjusting back to a NEET-like sedentary lifestyle. Still I’m making good progress in my recovery. A human body is weird, like it’s capable of healing itself so that you can get better but at the same time punishes you for trying to do better.

>>23587210
>Wow, who woulda thought?
:o
>A human body is weird, like it’s capable of healing itself so that you can get better but at the same time punishes you for trying to do better.
yeees, kinda reminds me of when i was running regularly
the peer pressure from my running buddy helped alot, we would do 3 to 7 miles every few days
my time perception was crazily slowed down for a few hours right afterwards, the feeling of being FORCED into the moment by the strain/punishment became something to crave
i guess any sort of change will often feel like punishment, whether the change is physical or mental or both
body is pretty amazing though, self-balancing system within a grand self-balancing system made of tons of little self-balancing systems

Caption: me being hugged by Reimu before a little talk in the next bedroom. I can feel her breasts touching all my face, and my nose is touching the very middle of her cleavage, optimizing my heads' sensorial stimulation, especially those related to touch and warmth.

>>23586445
Good caption because I would react in the same way if some motherfucker stoled my precious onigiri

idk..
but yeah what you describe is weird, i wish i knew
>>23587210
>I was a pretty active person before the accident it’s been pretty hard adjusting back to a NEET-like sedentary lifestyle.
i bet that helps with the recovery now
healing faster from being healthier beforehand, but also being more stubborn with things like PT
>Still I’m making good progress in my recovery.
:D

Caption: Umaru is reading /bant/ and having a very comfy night alongside a bottle of coke and potechi.

Dogshit thread

>>23587663
tsmt

>>23587663
>>23587789
Tsudere /bant/ posters.

POV: You peaked the interest of the autistic occult club girls and now Renko is going to spend the rest of the train ride explaining in detail the known history of tulpas.

>>23588177
I'd rather talk to Maribel about how to get gensoukyo via my dream.

>>23586308 (OP)
oh my fucking god i love ntr so much omg ungfh i want to be a cheating wife servicing huge basketball player 9"+ bbc cocks all day long i want shaquile o neal to have fucking sex with me right now

>>23588251
i forgot my image

>>23588190
She’d rather talk to you about astronomy.

>>23588251
Least gay Greek person.

>>23588259
I just realized if Gabu was a streamer she’d basically be the female version of asmondgold.

>>23588263
okay but do long as I het to talk about my work at the seagull-a-go-go foundation.

>>23588177
:D

>>23588276
lol wut?

>>23588805
;D

>>23588810
<3

>>23588275
"Welcome to the third annual online racism competition, where four of the most violently racist people in America compete to make the most offensive and tasteless comment in a discord server created for children. Only one can win a FREE luxury trip to Hitler's eagle's nest in the Kelstein mountains."

>>23587150
Cheeked pear

>>23589872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZpliatJMGs

i hate how the music lingers for 3 seconds, but for some reason fades out 1 note before the end of that phrase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orWePX13N3M

>>23588810
when will you start ewhoring? I want to see your fat feetlers

>>23589582
: /

>>23589626
They do seem like the 4 most racist characters in anime.

>>23589935
IDK probably 2 more weeks.

>>23589963
idk how to write good funny captions...................