Thread 23588905

Why don’t you have an Asian gf?

I already have a white gf, but hopefully that will change son lol

>>23588905 (OP)
Asian girls are so funny and goofy

>>23588905 (OP)
>Why don't you have an Asian gf?

I don't leave my room

>>23588905 (OP)
>>23588906
>>23588907
Just be sure to use IVF

>>23588905 (OP)
because i'm not white enough to be attractive to asians

Because I have an Asian wife. Might impregnate her later, dunno.

>>23588905 (OP)
provide one. Mine is mossad I think

>>23588911
Just be sure to use IVF

>>23588907
Don’t forget they’re talented too

>>23588905 (OP)
Lol excellent vid, yes working on it.

>>23588916
shieeeeeet

>>23588905 (OP)
i married a southern italian girl instead

>>23588915
Wife material

>>23588905 (OP)
actually funny if real, but that wobbling effect is making me think it's AI

>>23588907
Asian girls and weebs, in general, are the best.

>>23588914
I use my penis in her vagina. Have done it twice already.

>>23588917
No thanks

>>23588915
Based

>>23588911
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cMXNJ3zkSiE

>>23588917
Funny thing is yellow fever havers think right looks like left.

>>23588928
Funny thing is you will die alone lol

What an original idea for a thread.

>>23588931
Anon, we just like Asians and make any excuse to post cute pics and vids

>>23588907
Until they get really drunk, then they become angry drunks and start beating you.

>>23588905 (OP)
You can literally see space warping around her lmfao asians are so cooked

>>23588905 (OP)
I'm not a beta male or on the autism spectrum.

>>23588905 (OP)
Because I have a green eyed redhead wife with children

>>23588934
the girls all use filters in their tiktoks just like how the boys all use cheats in their vidya

>>23588933
hot

>>23588930
Struck a nerve, enjoy your elliot rodger mknkey sons

I don't live in asia.

>>23588931
Internalized racism bro

Dated a korean chick for a while, only girl to ever really make me feel like a Chad. Unfortunately I only find like 5% of asians attractive so I went right back to white girls.

>>23588933
>Until they get really drunk, then they become angry drunks and start beating you
Even then it’s still cute. It’s like a kitten getting angry and trying to attack you

Yay anon you just got a new asian-american gf. Now you have to:
>meet her judgemental family
>learn about her fucked up heritage
>learn about her childhood trauma
>get nasty looks from her asshole dad, every time you see him
>learn about her horrible country
>get over how she eats bones from chicken wings
>she eats all bones actually (vietnamese fags would know)
>listen to her kpop (it's all BTS)
>pray she doesn't wreck your car
>pray you don't get gunned down by her ex who fucks with triads
>your kids are going to look like fucked up aliens with brown eyes
Asian pussy is absolutely not worth it.

>>23588941
Pissing in ocean of piss

>>23588945
Sometimes maybe. Wasn't so cute when my ex had a drunken meltdown while I was driving back home. She grabbed the steering wheel and yanked it to try and kill us both. [spoiler]The makeup sex was amazing I nutted in her twice consecutively, havent done that before or since.[/spoiler]

>>23588905 (OP)
>>23588915
how are asian girls so cute, talented, funny and goofy bros? are they the only women that actually have a soul?

>>23588915
H-hot

>>23588945
no no
you don't understand
some of them know a lil kung fu and next thing you know they uppercut you with their palm, you're fucking stunned, and this little kitten is going a million miles a hour in angry chinese and you have no fucking clue what just happened

>>23588905 (OP)
Marry one, watch your dreams happen. My life is fucking beautiful lol.gwjtn

>>23588952
I can't tell if you're Indian or 55 years old. Perhaps both.

>>23588949
it's autism
and autists like them, cause they've got that in common with them

>>23588933
I would pay for that experience

>>23588917
Those on the left though, how much plastic surgery is that?

>>23588951
I would love to get mercilessly beaten up by a highly talented female chinese muay thai girl. Despite me giving my best in the fight

>>23588955
Prostitution should be legal, fr.

I have never understood the Asian lust, 99% of South East Asians are ugly to me, 90% of East Asians have uncanny valley faces or are ugly, and the ones everyone posts use more makeup than a drag queen. Maybe it's because I grew up in a rural white Area with 1 Asian in my entire school but they just look and act odd to me.

>>23588948
>>23588951
Just don’t make them mad then

Almost got married to japanese girl, one of most beautiful women i've ever met.
Now im engaged to thai, she is everything in this life i love.

gay

>>23588905 (OP)
Because... I don't live in Asia?
Someone tell me, where are all the east asian women living in the US?

>>23588915
Asians make white girls look like niggers

>>23588914
>>23588924
the issue with wmaf stuff is that if you're 6'2, you'll likely mog your son. Asian women can only be bred by 5'5 white males, so it doesn't cause tension in their offspring

I moved to a college town last year and have hard a time meeting single women ever since. I know it sounds like it would be great but it’s not easy.

>>23588916
that a han chinese subhuman

>>23588960
>don't make them mad
You've never been around any woman ever, have you? And asian women are fucking psycho. It's basically a black chick who doesn't tell you she's mad until your tires are slashed or she kills you in your sleep. There's no de-escalation because they keep it to themselves until you get hurt.

>>23588908
based

>>23588960
I just don't understand, anons. She looks like a confused toddler who's rehearsed something but doesn't understand why she has to do it. How is that cute?

If I were Chinese, I would grow out my beard very long and wear silk robes

>>23588905 (OP)
Because my friends who have Asian girlfriends are/were completely whipped by them and it seems to be across culter cause one is chinese and the other korean. Then observed a coworker with a filipino wife and he was whipped too. All of them also spend more than they save. Just seems dangerous, sure can happen with white women too but seems more common with asians

>>23588905 (OP)
I'm fat and I don't deserve this.

>>23588958
oh absolutely, with american capitalism it could be great

>>23588933
h-hot

>>23588939
This is literally any Latina gf.

>>23588946
lol can’t relate to any of this
dated a Japanese- Vietnamese American girl preaty seriously for years
her parents were cool and the only thing negative was her mom said to us in a cheeky way “that we being to loud in her room” I don’t think that’s true though because her room was in the basement but
It was “French” for get an apartment lol

>>23588967
That's like a SEA monkey with literally a negative han admixture and with full on proto-Australian aborigine genes . Where did that Serpeza guy found such an unpleasant specimen is a question in itself. Considering his friend bald South African married an actual cutie.

>>23588979
Ironically, that sea monkey had more value in China because she was a virgin, and Serpeza's wife was divorced and enjoyed the cock carousel.

>>23588905 (OP)
they would rather die than talk to me

>>23588963
everywhere unless you live in deep country alabama or somewhere