Thread 23599605

Aperture is an evil edition

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Previous: >>23597540

where were you when fishtank saved the world?

How do we stop him from making my doordash drivers look bad c̶h̶a̶t̶?

>>23599623
Claire's gold pants were crazy that day c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599624
simple, show off the parts of india that aren't stinky and covered in trash and poop :)

>>23599621
where were you when cryokeen saved fishtank?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762886192067957.mp4

>>23599624
saimun kahn is going to single handedly stop indian racism c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599634
kino
that's why we call him cryo card keen

>>23599632
>>23599636
That's what's up c̶h̶a̶t̶

I don't have milk for the hamburger helper

>>23599640
Get some milk c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599538
Is this you xister

haii

>>23599647
i wish :(

>>23599649
Its ok <3

>>23599631
what the fucking fuck has this earth come to when you can buy dried shit and have it shipped to your door. and thats like one of the tamer things about life today.

pearl reads the threads

>>23599651
ill never be her

What causes a good woman to do porn?
Who from Fishtank is most likely to go that route?

>>23599647
that's fake claire I think c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599652
Jeets aren't human

>>23599659
what about saimun kahn

>>23599658
<3 claire <3

>>23599657
That's Winter

>>23599659
they may be human but eating and bathing in shit and piss and using it for rituals is not compatible with the modern era and makes me laugh mostly with disbelief

>>23599662
Is that the Khan Academy guy?

>>23599666
They eat literal shit and have nukes lol

>>23599657
good women do not do porn. they are victims of mass disemmenation, the same as their voyeurs.

>>23599657
>What causes a good woman to do porn?

money mostly I think c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599663
<3

>>23599672
the truth is truly stranger than fiction

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

>>23599667
it's saimun kahn

>>23599680
>I like incel boys that's my type

why is she so mean to VGR then c̶h̶a̶t̶?

>>23599685
SAIMUN KAHN is pretty cool I think c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599666
it's weird that they have more cell phones now than toilets with functional plumbing I think c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599653
pearl shld Rope

>>23599691
when ur an old incel it gives girls the ick I think c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599700
i think since they are the exact color of poop they are psychologically attached to fecal matter in some way

>>23599677
Niggas be inside tha soup

bizarro Claire

>>23599712
>>23599713
>>23599716
maybe so c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599703
ugly girl

poop magic is real. allow yourself to ponder it in good faith for a moment. you've spent so long in the presence of great fecalmancer cryo and still have doubts lol

>>23599632
that doesnt get views

>>23599720
bitch ass jet picking the papers up

kwab

>>23599738
>a walk down a clean indian street with sanitary vendors and well behaved people

why has no one made this?

>>23599720
This is why we need daniel back

>>23599720
>>23599740
Felted c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599745
You would think an indian tired ot the stereotypes would do it to prove everyone wrong

>>23599745
>>23599751
Don't worry about that c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599747
India is Sorry for you c̶h̶a̶t̶!

>>23599727
ur 30 yrs old

>>23599666
bathing in piss is good for you, sam hyde told me

>>23599760
they would probably laugh if they knew how much I've been tipping SAIMUN KAHN lately c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599653
She isn't wrong.

>>23599772
she is a grifter nd thts wrong

>>23599764
I thought he was shrinking but now he looks like he's getting taller c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599779
Don't care about her. The comment is true.

>>23599764
Steven paddock shaped head

>>23599745
you just have to go where the ultra wealthy live

>>23599782
>writes ugly about locals
Im going to start saying "writes ugly."

>>23599779
How is it wrong? just look at sydney sweeney

>>23599792
is that her mom?

Guys I think the Mizzy slop comments really got to her

>>23599794
Ya

>>23599792
Such a shame she took after her mom

>>23599772
>>23599785
congrats u fell for her engagement slop trap

>>23599792
Mizzy linked up with Angie's mom c̶h̶a̶t̶?

>>23599798
she probably got jiggled

>>23599800
yikes. mizzy is better looking.

>>23599798
I miss mizzy's curves
now all thats left is her face.

How is Mizzy on front page of Kick every time?

we need a fishtank india spinoff with cryo hosting and all challenges are poop themed

>>23599809
fucking the frontpage guy.

Whats everyone having for dinner? For me, its penne in vodka sauce and some salad

>>23599789
she is an actress it’s irrelevant

>>23599798
Good

>>23599809
she's famous c̶h̶a̶t̶

I used the fucking fettuccine noodles for my spaghetti

>>23599813
i have a sausage and pepperoni pizza in the oven at the moment

>>23599813
idk yet c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599816
shes simped for because of her looks

>>23599823
Ftl italian dinner night

>>23599802
he should've done this to claire

>>23599809
why not?

>>23599809
Because Mizzy is a good woman and Kick actively boosts any streamer that isn't engaging in borderline-illegal activity for views
Like Letty would stream and the Kick CEO would drop in and gift 50 subs randomly

>>23599802
You're either a fem, a fag, or a simp. Also you're the only one making this about Pearl but let's be honest it's the comment that triggered you.

>>23599802
>engagement slop trap
Isnt that literally every tweet ever made?

Mizzy is on the front page of kick

>>23599837
I like Mizzy, she probably has the best chance out of any girl in the Fishtank sphere to become the next Emiru

>>23599853
Benleaks omg do u like james spader

its my birthday, yes i was born on the same day as burt. im 37, never had a girlfriend (1 fuck buddy for a month and 4 bodies total) i dont have a stable job also

>>23599862
why have sex with girls that arent your gf?

>>23599862
kwab

>>23599862
Happy birthday anon <3 <3

>>23599866
>>23599867
thanks

>>23599865
idk thats how it worked out

>>23599860
He's my 2nd favorite actor after Owen Wilson

>>23599826
she dsnt talk about hating women like pearl does

>>23599837
Why is she always orbiting around niggers?

>>23599862
You forgot to add the chat Klaus

>>23599872
which is why pearl is better

>>23599873
i noticed that too

>>23599859
maybe if the chance is .0001% lmao. Shes like 30 already and waaaay more boring + isnt friends with asmon + didnt get to date famous streamers throughout her 20s + is ugly

>>23599873
>>23599837
Life is Groupie!!!

im listening to the tj vod and he thinks the planet jupiter is made entirely of gas actual sub 80 IQ retard

>>23599874
i dont know how to do that chat thing that he does

>>23599862
Cool blogpost gaybitch

Fishtank with ten contestants each from a different part of India hosted by Simbal Karma would be kino.

>>23599881
thanks!

>>23599875
ok bc she’s grifting to appease retarded ppl

>>23599873
the new most popular kind of stream is a wide angle webcam of a bunch of black people of color sitting in gaming chairs in an undecorated room and yelling about stuff i think

>>23599870
Do u have a fav movie of his

>>23599882
one contestant from each state

>>23599873
you could not pay me $1000 to be in this room for a minute

>>23599882
since the country is becoming more indian he should just take over from sam at this point

Jaidev gupta-striker

>>23599892
Yeah because you'd be too scared

>>23599882
all female cast and scott gets to come in and teach karate

>>23599890
Dream Lover

>>23599862
happy birthday c̶h̶a̶t̶!
>>23599879
lol c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599900
sure but that's already a solid enough concept on it's own for infinite seasons of Scottmania MMA Monster Maniacs Allstars

>>23599896
are u doing this rn or

This content drought is killing /ftl/ and its people.

>>23599879
You misunderstand his genius, he's actually saying that Jupiter, Jet's fit sister, is made up entirely of whippets, a trvke if you will

>>23599904
thanks chat

>>23599911
Lay off before you get pwned with facts and logic

>>23599902
Mine is sex lies and videotape. I’ve never seen that one benny i will watch it bc of you :)

>>23599918
post hex code of ur skin color

how are you an incel and enjoying romance movies

>>23599916
jet's sister is ugly

>>23599924
U can be a hopeless romantic incel

>>23599919
YIPEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>23599923
#b5ba6a
I have Jaundice

>>23599924
the most popular incel movie is about romance I think c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599930
asian

>>23599924
that doesnt mean watching normie romance movies that are completely unrelatable

>>23599936
Proof?

>>23599934
>>23599932
I've never seen this movie

>>23599934
U and me c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599925
agreed also being jets sister makes her evil woman coded

>>23599935
it's November 2025 btw

>>23599938
Sex lies and videotape is relatable because he has sexual dysfunction

>>23599839
holy millennial

>>23599938
>>23599927

Y'all niggas ain't ever never about to admit so I'm just gonna come out and say it:

Seth.

Won.

>>23599941
>>23599942
it's not my favorite movie but it's worth watching at least once for ricci alone I think c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599950
nah hes right

>>23599882
we would see levels of racism that don't even exist in the western world

>>23599953
I’ve never seen it either c̶h̶a̶t̶ vincent gallo isn’t very #pretty

>>23599952
>tfw you win too hard

>>23599952
How many viewers is Seth getting on his Kick streams?

>>23599963
you should watch if you're bored someday maybe c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599971
What is it about c̶h̶a̶t̶ is it a cute movie c̶h̶a̶t̶?

should i have a chicken noodle or broccoli cheddar or cream of mushroom soup

>>23599971
vgr ruined tht movie 4 me

>>23599983
chicken noodle

>>23599986
thank you so much

>>23599983
>>23599986
i second this!

>>23599978
it's about an incel that gets out of prison c̶h̶a̶t̶ and he doesn't want his friends and family to know he's a loser so he abducts a qt from a dance class c̶h̶a̶t̶ and then forces her to meet his parents and lie to them about where he's been c̶h̶a̶t̶ and it's awkward but she falls in love with him eventually because he's a "bad boy" or whatever I think c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599984
just pretend Vincent Gallo is VGR and Claire is Christina Ricci when you watch it maybe c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599990
it's heating up as we speak i'm very excited to enjoy it

>>23599992
Interesting premise c̶h̶a̶t̶ I’ll watch it so I can understand the lore c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23599873
She gets paid to be an extra in these

VGR has to be the biggest KWAB ever to exist.

>>23599879
no he didn't and it is mostly gas, it's known as a gas giant.

>>23599998
Are there saltine crackers involved

>>23600000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqiO8wV4-wc

PLEASE HIRE ME I KNOW ABOUT RETRO GAMES

IM BASED SIR PLEASE HIRE ME

>>23600006
how? hes rich and white

>>23599985
Ellie had dollar bill symbols in her eyes when she first read this tweet I think c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23600017
Is Sam making based pacman or racist moonlander or something

>>23600015
Why did you reply this to me

>>23600013
nope but i have a nice piece of sourdough

>>23600023
wat

>>23600021
it's shopped

>>23600031
its not lol, I remember it

>>23600020
And yet he allowed Claire to treat him like some sort of 3 dollar one legged prostitute who hasn't aten in days.but is still fat

>>23600033
oh thought it was supposed to be recent

>>23600034
I was told by 4chan and twitter that being white is the best

Is VGR a victim? Does Claire deserve retribution?

>>23600020
He's Jewish and couldn't pull Claire, a woman begging to leave her boyfriend

>>23600041
A woman who raped Jet Neptune

>>23600041
How is he jewish? why do 4chan losers call every white person they dont like "jewish"?

>>23600006
Who's a bigger KWAB: The incel or the guy who got cheated on for the incel?

>>23600001
I wonder what Sam paid her to wrap herself around that black chippendales stripper.

>>23600052
Why did this make Sam smile with glee?

>>23600061
hes a cuck

>>23600028
I like ur pants lil bro

>>23600006
he at least got to hang out with his egirl irl u can't say that for most simps

>>23600066
Yeah you like my outfit
Don't even fake the deal
I thought you said you had your girl on the light bill

>>23600070
God I miss him

>>23600071
always in my face
talkin this and that
girl i had to buy some rims fo the cadillac

>>23600048
VGR didn't even get to see Claire naked so I have to still say him.

>>23600078
You ride clean
But your gas tank is on E
Be stepping out ain't got no decent shoes on yo feet

>>23599967
She looks like a geisha with the amount of makeup she's got on that busted face.
>>23600021
That's the "wiggers ran a train on me" dance. Bet they didn't even realize she was wearing a used bra the whole time.
>>23600040
He got what he deserved.

post rare jets pl0x
(& chips if you have them)

>>23600071
Stay ruling King

>>23600085
whos dog is that

>>23600083
thats just the meter broke u don know whatcha talkin bout
anyway them new jordans finna come out

PAYTON HUNTING VLOG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0YPSbgwRWw

>>23600088
That little shit takes a shit in my shoe and sits on the stairs with that face.

hop in vc

>>23600092
What is this

>>23600094
Sam Hyde's legacy

>>23600092
>Benleaks topright

Letty letty
Letty head

>>23600094
/ftl/ tranny jimmy tried to fuck

>>23600074
man dont say that shit

bros I miss Dirty Demi so much

the aunty haircut vid was insane

>>23599798
Tragic

>>23600074
for every 100 posts, 1 would be funny and it would take to some serious coaxing and baiting to get it

I love Angie

>>23599809
>How is Mizzy on front page of Kick every time?
She pays for the spot. Its literally scheduled in advance dipshit. They have maybe 1 or 2 slots on the frontpage that are staff picks.

>>23600104
fuck you where you breathe hows that pal

teej on thankfultank

>>23600108
we're not going to over analyze julius' legacy

let him rest in peace

>>23600098
benji would pass much better <3

>>23600115
misunderstood genius

>>23600116
Society is going wild for catboy Benleaks

>>23600115
Did you love him?

>>23600121
>no catboy benji curled up under my desk
this says a lot about society

>>23600114
says who

>>23600123
i was quite fond of him

Nigger Nina Always Loses!

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/1ARK9nP4xo/before-collabing-with-sam-pepper/c

>>23600121
>>23600125
the catboy in question
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762993691167579.mp4

>>23600128
lmao this picture gets me every time

>>23599605 (OP)

I hope Angie is having a nice day

Straight from the 'Cooch's press!

>>23600130
she got more viewers because of sam

>>23600136
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762993848502485.mp4
benji is frail and elegant <3

>>23600130
The drop in chat activity and donations has nothing to do defending Sam, and everything to do with days of spotty streams in Africa
Letty made an enormous amount of money just streaming in an apartment with that model-tier friend of hers, Eva or whoever
I think overall viewership is still higher since collabing with Sam

Chris Lynch says he was doxxed on 4chan during season 2 and that we pulled a craigslist prank on him. I don't remember this happening but I do remember Jet doxxing season 2 contestants.

https://youtu.be/kOMAF3rlOvo?t=1339

>>23600142
They're not viewers if they spam emotes and leave the second sam tells them to. If anything Letty won a bunch of Samfags over

>>23600149
cover up for when he accidentally left Ben's credit card information on camera in an episode

>>23600150
Yeah I was more saying that

>>23600149
we should dox that fat faggot metalhead faggot no job silver spoon faggot again

>>23600141
wonder how he feels about the sam and trappped falling out, wasn't it really fucked up on Sam's part?

>>23600149
I mean is it really doxxing if u can just search his name on whitepages it's kinda his fault for not getting that scrubbed like most other ecelebs do

>>23600149
it was all over PPV it was weird

>>23600139
I wonder why u were banned from her discord

>>23600130
Not really much of a loss when these bitches have simps dontaing thousands of $ to them just becasue. The only thing she's lost is her dignity but she did that to herself long before fishtank and streaming.

going through my ifunny and i found this from 2020

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762995516777854.mp4

small world

>>23600188
just realized that hes wearing a southern vietnamese flag scarf, never noticed that before

>>23600190
i didn't even realize this is where the sfx came from until now lol

>>23600110
The spot is free, any partner can apply for them and kick picks the people they want

The VP of kick recognized Mizzy on sight at dreamhack, staff recognize and always pick her because they want to push an IRL streamer that isn't blinding Indian children

>>23600176
letty is kino

pizzaguy has been unmasked

wholesome family friendly mizzytent c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23600149
>>23600167
what was the craigslist prank that PPV played on him c̶h̶a̶t̶? did they send gay guys to his house c̶h̶a̶t̶?

>>23600188
>my ifunny
Why?

>>23600203
trvke
https://x.com/FlaccidOpinions/status/1988661794647470218?t=cCpVXja3OpRF2lTHvckR7w&s=19

testing

>>23600205
lol just straight up doxing itt and the jannies do nothing

whatever

>>23600213
Tell that to her big fat mussy that shes shown multiple times

>>23600222
Vile Jewish whore

>>23600219
i go through it every once and a while for a few sensible chuckles

>>23600222
Letty is @nicetoafricans c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23600203
>Entity coded

Fuck bro I drink too much

>>23600226
disgusting used up trash whore nepstein cum dump bug bitch

>>23600254
Cutie

>>23600254
Klaus looks weird in this pic c̶h̶a̶t̶

Bros how can we jump Mizzy into the ip2 gang

>>23600254
pizzaguy is ted

>>23600279
Ip2 mentioned c̶h̶a̶t̶

Josie will be linking up with Frank and Burt once she arrives in NYC

>>23600291
why?

Ip2 loves letty c̶h̶a̶t̶

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/1ARK9nP4xo

>>23600294
these people are morons

>>23600294
This was their Chicken Andy-gate

>>23600293
i don't know but i'm sure it will be exciting content

BIG TEDDY ON THE BURT STREEAM

>>23600299
>>23600312
>>23600308
Thread is getting good again

meth-wife c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23600318
shadow fax c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23600324
>disgusted 10+ women
theres a benefit right there

To the two guys who keep tabs on Mizzy streams: does it seem like she has a new audience or has she just grabbed more bored fishtank fans?

>>23600332
Wait. Brandon Que attacked Petey Plastic?

>>23600330
https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/1ARK9mGxxV

>>23600337
with a knife c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23600311
Big Teddy doing his hardest to keep the conversation going while burt fails to do anything

okay that concludes the daily ip2 update I think c̶h̶a̶t̶

Hear me out. S5 will be the best season because
>Will have a cast as good as s2 and s4
>Show will succeed in a redemption arc.
>Cryo kills himself (I know that sounds bad but it needs to happen)
>Simpable mid will have nudes
>House will get doxxed and swatted while the city council gets trolled
>Jet will crash out live on the show
>Sam Hyde will crash out.

>>23600355
yeah this was retarded the first time you posted it

>>23600355
I don't want to get my hopes up in case I get disappointed c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23600331
Idk I've never watched a Mizzy stream

Sam replaced by Primestein. Eventually Primestein will panic over not being "content" all day and start yelling all the time. They will call in Frank early and he'll be in the house even more days than he was in season 2. Most freeloaders will be people who have already been on the show. More mints bits.

What if Petey plastic and iDuncle linked up

Hear me out. S5 will be the worst season because
>Will somehow have a worse cast than s2 and s4
>Show will crash and burn for the third time in a row
>Cryo kills himself
>No girls at all
>House will get doxxed and swatted and the season will get cancelled again
>Jet will still be running the show
>Sam Hyde

>>23600352
Burtian

group meditation in 5 minutes

Fishtank season Cinco

Batmann bin Suparmann University

>>23600407
fishtank died when scott was ghosted

group meditation has begun. please remain quiet for the next six minutes.
thank you

sully is frekaing the fuck out

>>23600331
mixed bag b she has her dedicated s3 fans but mostly just bored randos

>>23600344
i make one goof in vietnam and everyone loses their minds

>>23600413
only I can pause the thread get your own gimick

Its called Jogging posting

I was weak. That's why I needed you.

>>23600407
pretty good

>>23600414
it's a common occurrence

>>23600418
dood that's insane!

>>23600418
Chill with the Letty nudes. lettycords going to have a meltdown and have the whole thread taken down.

I just realize there was zero reason to keep the livestream a secret from them on s3. They could have made up any convincing story and moderate (lol) TTS to keep up the illusion

really funny duckheads

>>23600439
we need leaks and kLaus to start timeposting people that bring up s3

thank. you to those who participated in the grouop meditation.
namaste

>>23600445
>>23600447
what's the punchline of this bit?

>>23600446
What about s4? It was a complete nothingburger of a season.. All we watched was a high schooler get groomed in real time.

>>23600454
benleaks already does that
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762993691167579.mp4

Scotty is live right now!
https://www.youtube.com/live/yFiJ_Ws8XrA?si=SvXY3rRjv9bj6jSj

Help

Also how come everytime the wiggers say they're going to start moderating TTS, they usually let the most insane TTS through immediately. It happens everyime.

>>23600467
I will watch up until he starts talking about "the blacks"

>>23600469
Who are these people

>>23600418
been a while since I've seen goatse c̶h̶a̶t̶ zoomers even know what it is do you think c̶h̶a̶t̶?

>>23600418
Cummsley you are grounded.

>>23600469
Hi Shadi c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23600418
Hell yeah brother nice hole.

>>23600476
You could probably apply this post to 2/3s of this thread

>>23600481
why do you assume that it's shadi?

>>23600478
unfortunately yes c̶h̶a̶t̶ the zoomers prefer the mario goatse though I think c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23600487
who else would it be c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23600487
ur ngmi

>>23600469
Shadi its important do you think hes hot >>23599963

>>23600488
lol c̶h̶a̶t̶ I like Mario goatse better than the original I think c̶h̶a̶t̶

>>23600490
could be josie for all we know

>>23600486
stop

wtf why is Klaus so hot all of a sudden. He's late 2000s hot

>>23600173

considering I spent all of like 2 days there and only posted my fun clips of her that i posted to r/fishtank and all her fagmodsimps laughed and emoji'd them until she sperged out about "ew its the guy who makes clips of me eating"

>>23600501
Messy emo hair

>>23600467
>turn on the scottsullivanmma stream
>he's talking about mma
snooze

>>23600509
Jackie Della vs Islam is the fight of the century b

>>23600511
absolutely revolting trash hole

>>23600518
how deep does her hole go?

>>23600518
anus status?

>>23600518
I speak for all of us when I say we NOT making it past the cheeks

>>23600508
>get suit that's just tight enough to accentuate the ass
can't fool me

>>23600525
>how deep is your hole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpqqjU7u5Yc

>>23600487
It is
Hey Klaus

>>23600535
new

>>23600492
Ummm
Love Klaus but I’m more of a Benleaks girl myself

>>23600537
Why do you go thru the archives, only to steal memes we posted?

>>23600544
I screenshotted that from Instagram video