/biz/ - Business & Finance

There you have it folks. Ripple is useless. That's why theyre buying REAL companies and pivoting from their original usecase.

If the dollar is worthless, why are our funnycoins measured in dollars? Can't we measure it in something else better?

Hey goyim,
My name is Gershwin Moneywitz, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are broke, retarded, golem who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any money? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of successful bankers because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to rate cuts or meme stocks.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the capital management team, and starter on my debate team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also got straight A's, and have a banging hot portfolio (Just 10x'd overnight; Shit was SO cash). You are all cattle who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my cash allocation

Why are we punished for being right?

He won

Beyond Baggots lost

Gold recovered all of its loses!

The trannies that stole my son and indoctrinated him to become a transgender porn actress said they'll consider giving him back to me.
Our family is saved!

Hey everyone my name is Roger but you can call me a Bitcoin billionaire

I used to be like you I was a sad faggot I used to live in my mom's basement I used to cook microwave chicken I used to eat frozen slop

I used to not buy it but then I think I got into Bitcoin and guess what this was back in 2013 2013 it was like $4 before it was bought for Bitcoin 2013 before 2013 I got really into it I got 10 million from my grandma my grandma is Sierra for a really old company and let's just say that yeah she left me 10 million dollars so she did it and long story short I put 9 million of that into Bitcoin and then I put 1 million for myself

I know it sounds crazy but that's the truth I had this stupid so my first impression on Bitcoin' always ask me anything about how I became one of the richest people on the planet you've never heard of

>it was made by the man who is behind two-thirds of crypto inventions
>has been claimed in several sources to be Satoshi himself

>ITT: ug project which could be the last of the Mohicans in crypto where tech matters and where you can do it old school style with pocket money.

So My last 5000 bucks is on this and i am comfy. why?

I could've make it years ago, I had like 100BTC@8$ but I was too young to understand. I sold them for peanuts. Then I took payday loan for interest over 9001% and put them in crypto so i can make all it back.

I converted 20k$ -> 300k$ but then I thought " last time I sold too early, this time it won't hapen!" and like in the truman show, bags went to 5k$ (initial was 20k$)

But why I am so comfy even i'm literally fucked?

because his worst performed crypto did 500x.

He hasn't posted a new video since the big ICP crash 1 month ago. I wonder if he's doing okay

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Chainlink's DID solution talks about "selective disclosure", which basically refers to the principle that a user's data is automatically private, but they can choose to share or validate specific information on request (through DECO).
This is a massive improvement on current systems where you share all of your information with a large number of providers, who are then vulnerable to hacking.
Chainlink's solution also bakes in compliance features, though, so it will be interesting to see how it shakes out in terms of user privacy protection vs compliance proofs. Will they use a carrot or stick model?
The carrot model would say "look at all these useful products, you can access them if you set up a compliant KYCed DID." The stick model would be like the UK ID card that is being proposed, "We will cut of your ability to buy food if you don't get it".
How it shakes out will have immense consequences for life in the 21st century.

Day 23 of snailposting every day until BNB reaches $2000.

CZ pardon edition

>there's actual retards on /biz/ who invested in cs knife skins
NO REFUNDS.

First china… now India. When is the west finally gonna revamp alimony laws so people will marry?

How many years till Link is worth a shit? I'm staking Link at staking.chain.link, i wont say how much but enough to get some quick cash and still be ok, i could sell some and buy some shit while I'm still young, what's the timeline? Five years? Ten?

My 13-month CD just matured. I put in $45k and got $47k back.
Is a free $2k for doing absolutely nothing a good deal? I think it is. Not as lucrative as some other riskier investments, but it's a solid thing, and I didn't need the 45k anyway. Better to earn interest than lose wealth to inflation.

I sleep.

Opinions on staking crypto?

there is no inflation but at the same time kig mutt needs to reduce the price of meat.

>if inflation is out of control dont expect a huge rate cut the coming days.

Chatgpt just told me "reality check; most americans live paycheck to paycheck and can't afford a $500 expense"

within 48 hours
prepare accordingly

>Diamond hands!
>We’re never selling!
>Hedgies R Fuk!
This is when you know it’s time to sell and go short on a security

What even compelled all those npc normies to line up to buy gold all across the world in unison? Was it even real? If it was real, well it's very strange.

So financially speaking, are you succesfull?

> 1.500 years ago the chinese emperor puts this shit on his teapots, because he thinks it's neat and it makes them more valuable
> 1.100 years ago, some uncontacted tribes in the amazon dig this shit from the dirt and turn it into jewelry because they think it's pretty
> 600 years ago, the Spanish invest a nation's effort into maritime technology and conquer an entire continent, only to bring boatloads of this shit back to their homeland

You in 2025: "Don't invest in this shiny rock. Ignore humanity's natural store of value and instead go for this new, totally not centralized digital currency-thing. It has totally proven it's worth in it's 10 year existence and won't be outdated within a decade. You're missing out the opportunity of a lifetime by not investing in this completely traceable financial revolution."

seems like penang anon was right, this is peak retirement.

What now?
https://edition.cnn.com/2025/10/22/business/car-payments-late-default-subprime

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>Bitcoin will now have to hit $140k to actually beat its previous ATH to adjust for inflation
>and rising by the day

Oh no no bahahahaha

There's still a week left in Uptober.

When we break out of this wedge it's going to $500k

Is it over or the financial capital of the world? Seems like a no brainer to vote for Curtis Sliwa. And 30 years ago he would have easily won.

>BREAKING: Trump to make an announcement at 3PM.
i am afraid

My money should be working for me. But what is it doing on a red day? Is it stealing from me?

WHY DID YOU PARTNER THE ENEMY OF CRYPTO THIS CHINKS JEET-IRY KILLS MF CRYPTO THE FUCKING STOPLOSS HUNTING AND LIQUIDATION SCAM WICK NIGGER MOVE WIS ALLL BINANCE AN FUCKING CZ'S FAULT

I SWEAR TO FUCK I WILL NEVER VOTE FOR THIS NIGGER FOR A 3RD TERM IF HE FINDS A LOOPHOLE

WHY DONT YOU JUST FREE THAT JEW SAM BANKMAN TOO LIFE WAS TOO FUCKING GOOD WITH THIS NIGGER IN EXILE

CRIME IS LEGAL NOW FUCKING SCAM WICKS ARE GOING TO BE ALL OVER THE GODDAMN PLACE

If you try to sell something that China also sells, the government immediately reacts by ramping up production and selling at a lower cost to undercut you. What kind of economics do they follow?

Long BNB now or cope

TRUMP PARDONS AL QAEDA FINANCIER AND CHINESE CRYPTO SCAMMER AFTER HE BOUGHT TRUMP COIN.
https://x.com/TVietor08/status/1981389005326602635

If the government knows how much taxes I owe, why don't they just do my taxes for me? The fuck

Day 98 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

i think im going to give up. i dont know what that means. but whats the point? the only way to get ahead in life is to take EXTREME risk or piss away 40 years, alongside 90% of your energy, alleviating someone else's risk. its so stupid. everything i was told was a lie. everything i did to become successful, only distracted me from the thing that would have actually enlightened a path towards success. now i'm doomed to this rat wheel, day in and day out. grinding without purpose, hoping my stocks 1000x overnight? fuck that. enduring all of this while being absolutely assblasted with reminders of how poor i actually am, and how my life is not my own. so, yeah. fuck that. i think im going to just... give up

as a BTC maximalist I always chuckle when I see shitcoiners peddling their dinosaur scams as legitimate investments. Completely missing the bullrun wasn't enough for them, some of the retards on here double down on their losses. Weird "investors" if you tell me but to each his own

I don't get why exactly boomers at casinos beeline for slots when the table games are the only ones that actually pay out. It's slower, but it produces better results. I took 5 bucks yesterday and slowly built it up over the course of a couple of hours to 160 and recovered my previous losses and gained 140 in profit, yet you'll see these boomers blow through their entire social security checks on literal air actually.

Trump pardoned CZ you know what that means biz! 50b eoy incoming

We are going to be so fucking rich

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