Thread 60485277

bobos fell for the dip again edition

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Previous: >>60483570

Sell SBSW puts

>>60485277 (OP)
>relevant OP
This one it is

>>60485277 (OP)
that pic lol

Just buy TSLA and NVDA and wait 10 years.
That's it, that's literally all you need to do to become rich. It's that simple.

>>60485325
I take it back, my IP has the ugly indian green poop color.
Do NOT take this advice.

SOXL chads we JUST
KEEP
WINNING

>>60485325
True true

>>60485361
Was trying to tip someone. Wrong wallet. Burned 40 SOL into “Frog Nebula.” Devs freaked. Proposal to rename it “Art.” Passes. NFT minted. Gets auctioned for 60 SOL. Integrity DAO intact. I live another day.

>>60485325
this

>>60489628

Literally me.

Is it time to buy a chunk of PEP for the retirement account? 4% divvy looks nice for a company that has increased its dividend every year for 50+ years

>>60489660

Past performance does not indicate future performance. Pepsi is dead. Long live Dr Pepper & death to the usurper Celsius.

Anyone going to take a look at VOYG launch today?

>>60489650
Not to mention Xi has to agree to all this still
>SUBJECT TO FINAL APPROVAL WITH PRESIDENT XI AND ME
Maybe the Chinese agreed to this settlement to reserve the right to deny the deal for Xi for the lolz.

it was a miracle and the short paid off for once

CPI incoming, expect a massive poomp or doomp

>>60489664
>lays potato chips and Doritos are dead
I doubt it

LETS FUCKING
GOOOOOOO
TO THE MOON

>>60489678
>lays potato chips and Doritos are dead
>I doubt it

>20 k invested
>daily dancing between -200 to +200
What is this shit market csnt even pump few percentage

WOOOOOOO CPI was good WE BULLLL TODAY!

it's over

whew someone started the pumps

Just bought SBSW. What am i in for?

Predict when tesla goes red again

>CPI lower than expected
>yields up
eeeeeeeeeh

>CPI and Core CPI both beat by 0.1%
We are so fucking back

should i sell apple?
Cant get over 7% Profit

Fuck my stocks are pumping. Something strange is afoot.

spy 605? HELLO? WHATS GOIN' ON???

>>60489706

You should be buying now retard. They'll turn this around. The recent blunder of the century disasterclass of Apple Ass UI has prompted mass sackings and a brand revamp from the top down.

As long as there is a cultural stigma on any alternative smartphones, Apple will dominate purely due to Iphone & Macbook sales. Buying today is a guarantee on future revenue in the hundreds of billions and a small gamble on any future innovations that could massively increase return at some point in the future.

>>60489714
CPI cooler MoM again...

>>60485277 (OP)
Europoor here, have a handful of PLTR shares that I bought 6 months ago. Currently at almost 100% return, should I get rid of them or buy more?

Trump really fixed inflation. How is he so good at this?

lol

>>60489722
stopped killing chickens, it was that simple

>dat double CPI beat
looks like its gonna be total bobo anus destruction

>US official: Trump to hold China tariffs at 30%

What's with the 55%? wtf? >>60489618

>>60487867
Nigger wtf are you yapping about

Small cap summer is here

Lmao bobros cannot get a break

>my fullport nvda yolo is alive
OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO RIGHT THE FUCK NOW AAAAHHHHHH

>>60489719
>futures

>>60489742
fake news line always goes up

>us indices rises 0.1%
>us dollar drops 0.5%
what a scam.

white boi summer is in.

>>60489754
I have been hooking up with a big booty Latina this summer

Why do bad things just bounce off the American economy? Any other country would have imploded by now with a clown like Trump at the helm.

>>60489759
Trump is just smart. You’ve outed yourself as the clown

>>60489771
>Trump is just smart
kek

>>60489759
if you're getting beaten by clown that says more about your dumbfuckistan country.

I just saw the pump, what's the news?

the yearly dump is over, now we pump for at least a year until the next fake and gay dump

>>60489759
too big to fail, if it's over for america it's over for the world

>>60489781
big beautiful deals

NVDA has to hit 148 minimum today

>>60489781
double cpi beat on top of chyna talks apparently going well

>>60489781
good CPI

>>60489781

CPI beat, implies tarriffs aren't a big deal so far and puts pressure on Powell to cut.

Trump says China deal is done. 55% on China. Details to come soon.

>>60489759
The entire global financial system has been based around America being the top dog for over 100 years so the fundamentals are just hilariously rigged in its favor. This country hasn't had actually good leadership since Eisenhower, it doesn't fucking matter.

Elon also said he's sorry

>year 2027
>USA has entered a deflationary economical breakdown
>powell says that we have to wait a few more months to see if we can cut 25 bps
When will he be outed as a sociopathic lizard holding a grudge?

>>60489794
Did he really buy SBSW?

>>60489727
hey tubby
>I claim that you are a pedophile via inductive reasoning (posting lolita manga)
>you claim otherwise
>"you cant prove it"
>appeal to ignorance
PLEASE don't bump into me too hard you bubber-ridden, whale of a nonce
ask grok if you have to, but please stop with the cope
also still waiting on that timestamp

God I can’t wait for my ham and swiss sandwich, hard boiled eggs, and potato chip lunch. Going to put the hard boiled eggs on the sandwich, a trick I learned back in my old marine corps days when we would get box chow. And to wash it all down a peach vibe Celsius. Life is good

Bobo r u ok
R u ok
R u ok Bobo

>>60489837
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A deal (beautiful)
OWWW

can someone explain to me how this CPI data is good for the market, or at least why the market thinks this was good? i thought the market was hoping for higher inflation so that JPow has no choice but to cut rates. if inflation is good, doen't that mean he won't cut rates? or is it pumping because of TACO? hurry up and tell me so i can buy either puts or calls with this information

>>60489870
It’s TANG now, trump always negotiates good

So a theoretical question for everyone. If the chance of neon green days is literally, actually 100% every single day without fail, if the S&P 500 is 100% guaranteed to always return +0.5% a day minimum, at what point do we just not have a market anymore? A market is for evaluating the fair price of something. There is no evaluation going on here. This is simply a massive group of people paying progressively higher prices for unchanged assets. What is even the point of having the market open? Why don't we just agree the fair value of every stock in the S&P 500 is $100,000,000 per share?

>>60489870
you've got it the wrong way, high inflation would've meant jpow would have to keep rates high since high rates reduce inflation. but since inflation is not rising, jpow can start cutting rates without worrying it'll set off inflation again

>>60489870
>everyone is scared beforehand because it might dump
>it's not economy breaking
>mega pump

>>60489870
America WANTS cheap money when it can afford it. If inflation is too high then rates should not be cut because it will result in further inflation.

Since the CPI data was excellent expect a strong possibility of a rate cut later this year

>>60489880
It hasn't been an actual market for decades my guy. Just enjoy the ride

>>60489856

>>60489880
Don't hide, just buy

>>60489880
Once enough people are confident enough to go all in on calls every day, it will collapse. But clearly we’re not there because you’re not posting 100% gains every day

>>60489884
>>60489886
thanks anons! i'm going all on in SPY 0dte calls!

>>60489880
we haven't had fair price evaluations since 2012. that kind of market has long died with easy money policy.

Line go up?

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

sell the news

>>60489884
He will not cut, you will hear more of the "we'll wait and see" shit until the end of his term in 2026 at this point.

>>60489898
Based

>>60489895
the time to buy those calls was yesterday but hopefully for your sake we keep pumping after the gap up

Just went all in 610c today. I am going to make it

palantir holy fuck. p/e 1000 eoy

>>60489887
Shit really seems to be getting off the rails though. The S&P now returns 25% a year after decades of conventional wisdom saying it returns 10%, and as of now, it's on track to easily return 100+% this year, with utterly zero basis in fundamentals. Companies left and right are switching to a business model of literally just buying fucktons of bitcoin, which itself has no utility or value. What happens when companies provide no service other than slurping bitcoin, stocks, or other ponzi assets? What happens when everyone quits their jobs because the market is 100% predictable and anyone can easily make $1000/day daytrading?

It's over.

Is there any worse thing than investing as a European?

>Boomer index funds like spy are unavailable due to KID fuckery
>Euro options are lmao tier with 10 euro wide spreads and 0 liquidity
>Euro stocks are insanely expensive and either crab or dump

At least I make good money every week with American options. I would like to thank Americans and US president Donald J Trump

>line go down

ruh roh

>>60489898
Your impeccable timing indicates another Green Day. See you at the ding .7% richer

yahoo finance is weird with those price freakouts it has sometimes

Anyone else riding JOBY

Give ‘em ‘ell UNH

STOP SELLING REDDIT WTFFF

why is it so freaky volatile all of sudden? did putin launch the nukes or something

SJM floor established.

>>60489907
The Polish pancetta anon who trades like 300 times a day seems to do allright, but he also uses crazy leverage with stuff called like SPX TURBO 100 or something like that

What is going on with AMSC? It’s giga dumping. Any of you brave enough to catch the knife?

GMEbaggies... not like this...

its over teslachuds...

>>60489924
They just did a public offering of several million shares at $28 per share

Mooglies its not looking so good right now. Think we have to go back to support at $175 before we can retest breaking out from $180.

It’s going to be a spicy crab day
Give em hell UNH

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE IN BEAR MODE AAAAAHHHHHH

>>60489942

Trump's 55% tariff comment might've spooked markets a lil. I know I'm a lil spooked.

Fuck it, just bought a PEP leap

Slurp GLTB or not? I have no idea what Gitlab does, but it seems like another overreaction to earnings.

Uhhhh!!!! We were supposed to moon because of cpi!! Wtf happened....

>>60489942
>down -0.001%
>after being up +25% in the span of two (2) months
>"why are we in bear mode"

rate cuts are giga bearish?

Tesla is such a stupid fucking stock. I don't have the gall to put more into it.

Damn. Kinda wanted to get into swbi. Not sure why I didn't think of that sooner last week.

is bbai a good buy

BOBO MASS SUICIDES

>>60489904
It's doing a bay horse for real on God

>>60489962

No but it still might moon. Buy GRRR instead only before earnings Friday and you'll be a gorillionaire.

>>60489954
After we dumped ~22% from the end of February to early April

I have to get on a phone call now. Don't pump until I get back.

Notice the volume on the upswing is always lower than the downswing. I'm hoping this is evidence of a mass transfer of worthless bags to braindead permabulls

i knew i should have sold... going against the feeling of course caused a market crash

Remember when people doubted Trump and said tariffs are le bad? 55% tariffs on China and we're almost ATH

Tariffs are good for the stock market

>>60489976
Yeah and by all sensible reasoning, we should have stayed there. The market was in bubble territory, the market was STILL in bubble territory even after that "dump," and the market is right back in giga-bubble territory yet again as we speak. It had every reason to dump even regardless of the tariffs.

>>60489987

What part of Line Go Up are you incapable of drilling into your thick fucking skull you cretinous spastic?

CPI JUST OUT. GREAT NUMBERS! FED SHOULD LOWER ONE FULL POINT. WOULD PAY MUCH LESS INTEREST ON DEBT COMING DUE. SO IMPORTANT!!!

Truth Social

>>60489987
>t. bobo who got burned

>>60489987
>Yeah and by all sensible reasoning, we should have stayed there
No, because the only reason we dumped that hard was Orange Nigger talking about tariffs every single fucking day. Now that it's seeming like that's all going to be a huge nothingburger after all, the markets have resumed pumping.

>>60489987
its ok bobo, anus's are elastic so once you fix the tearing you should recover for the next round

>sbux protein cold foam
whatever the fuck that means

>>60489997
tesler is literally freefalling though. bears are making fortunes right now

>>60489990
>>60489997
Put your money where your mouth is. Go long right now with as much leverage as you can possibly get with your $8000 robinhood account.

Idk what FAGMAN shit you guys are buying but I’m green as fuck. My issue is not knowing when to sell CRCL

>>60489998
The market was a solid 30% overvalued before we dumped. It made a nice correction back to sensible territory thanks to blompf, but now we're back in clown market.

>>60489987
>The market was in bubble territory, the market was STILL in bubble territory even after that "dump," and the market is right back in giga-bubble territory yet again as we speak. It had every reason to dump even regardless of the tariffs
They hated him for he spoke the truth.

>>60490005
>freefall
rope yourself

Also
>Locksneed crashing on USA halving its F35 order
MULTIPOLAR WORLD LEL

>>60490006

I'm full port into GOOGL. 583 shares at an average of $150.58 and I'm very happy with my decision sir. Mooglies stay winning.

>>60490006
I'm actually holding some TQQQ right now while we head upwards

>$MET
fuck this slow ass index fund piece of garbage. should have bought SCHG damn it.

>euro indices up (risk-on)
>us indices up (risk-on)
>euro yields up
>us yields down
>gold up
>crude up
>crypto up
>eurodollar up
Clown market

By the way guys, we are hitting 6,111 today.

>>60490041
I’m going to hit (You)

Friendly reminder that tarrifs are inflation neutral because they are neutral to the money supply

>>60490037
but dax has been red for a week and even today flat at best

I just bought an 1dte spy iron condor. Now I can live my life while the rest of you stare at candles all day, and get paid on top.

>>60490058
I regret investing in dax. Up only when US market is up and down when US market is up.
wtf Germany.

>>60490067
but the candles give a life purpose

whew i almost had a stroke there

Oklo chads ww@?

>>60490006
I'm holding a large amount of UPRO and I was buying as much as I could afford on the way down a couple of months ago. Up 62% at the moment. If anons weren't slurping as much as possible while we were dumping on the most retarded shit then there's no hope for them.

Another session of US grinding it

am i retarded if I buy this back?

AVGOSISSIES WE ARE FINALLY RECOVERING LFG

Couldn’t wait for lunch. Had to get into the ham and Swiss early for a precinct. I need to run out and get cigarettes later anyway so I’ll just pick up some culvers or McDonald’s for lunch

I’m selling my non UNH, this is a retard pump and will draw down this week before doombull continues

>>60490106
-99.2% is better than -100%

Fantastic

>>60490123

Why did you decant the crisps you fat savage?

>>60489979
STOP

>>60490134
I did what to the what?

>>60490134
Family pack enjoyer probably

>>60490067
What I love most about markets is
You can't buy in the same market twice
The value's always changing, always flowing
But people, I guess, can't live like that
We all must pay a price
To be safe, we lose our chance of ever knowing
What's around the candle end
Waiting just around the candle end

I look once more, just around the candle
Beyond the tape, where the gains fly free
Don't know what for
What I dream the day might send
Just around the candle end for me
Coming for me...

>>60490125
ill just way until tomorrow haha surely it will go back down

>>60490134
>2011 + 14
>Not leaving your chips in the fridge and decanting them to allow for proper temperature gradient and oxygenation flavor dynamics
ISHYGDDT

>beat expectations on inflation
>only 0.1%
>for some reason yearly inflation increased to 2.4% as if it was 0.2%
what am I missing?

Had about $8000 to fuck around with. Here’s the seeds I planted. Sold some CSPs on some stocks I wouldn’t mind owning. Sold some calls at prices I wouldn’t mind selling my stocks for, and bought a PEP leap for good measure

MP bros not like this

Microalgobros.....

>opening dump
>immediate v-shape recovery
LMAO

>While May CPI inflation was 2.4%, inflation is much higher in many basic necessities:

>1. Utility Gas Inflation: +15.3%
>2. Car Insurance Inflation: +7.0%
>3. Meat and Eggs Inflation: +6.1%
>4. Car Repair Inflation: +5.1%
>5. Electricity Inflation: +4.5%
>6. Homeowner Inflation: +4.2%
>7. Rent Inflation: +3.8%
>8. Food Away From Home Inflation: +3.8%
>9. Hospital Services Inflation: +3.6%

Hmmm magasisters are we on our way to be great?

>>60490206
Cope

>Bessent: China needs to be a 'reliable partner' in trade negotiations

>US Tsy Sec. Bessent: China Should Not Be Allowed To ‘Export Its Way Back To Prosperity’

??????????????

>>60490206
now how much of this was from over 6 months ago

>>60490206
YOURE MADDDDD AHAHAHA STAY MADDDDDD YOU LOSTTTTTT ITS A LONG WAY DOWN TROON AHAHAHAHAHA YOURE MAD

>>60490201
I think at this point people realize any tariff news are literally worthless lmao

>>60490206
>>2. Car Insurance Inflation: +7.0%

>>60490218
oh god sell with both hands

>>60490221
also none of that is from tariffs except a bit of energy
at which point I love holding SCHD

>>60490206
TDS sisters… all is not lost. A beacon of hope remains

>>60490206
>3. Meat and Eggs Inflation: +6.1%
Buy 1 million cans of deens, sell 1 year later. Grats you just beat the bond market! Bond market shucks and fucks have crap assets on their books and smelly poopy butts from gay ass sex with their shitty bond market baggie buttbuddies. Cans of deens & beans booty blasting bondie butt baggies once again!

>>60490238
I assume he said the latter during the hearing that is currently, but c'mon. SOME CHINESE IS GOING TO LISTEN TO THIS or see it on Twitter and check. How can you say both sentences at the same day?

>>60490218
I really want to know what the details of the deal look like.

>>60490266
yeah thinking before talking is underrated these days :D

>>60485277 (OP)
PPI will be bad tomorrow, the US-Chyna tensions are going to reappear quickly and Powell won't be enthusiastic about cutting.
Last day to feast mumu

>>60490163
cumulative effects i think. and come to /bant/ i'll give you all the (you)'s you want.

>>60490278
>the peak is TODAY, increasingly anxious bobo says for the eighteenth time

Literally what is pumping?
Everything is +-0.5%

>>60490267
It's just the Geneva thing. 2 days talking to go back to where it was because the Chinese do not trust the US essentially. Trump said the Chinese will deliver earths now UP FRONT. But Xi still has to accept, so... We aren't even really back to Geneva.

>>60490289
Unh
(Give em hell)

>>60490289
Oklo
(up 450% since last year)

>>60490288
>the 1600th time since 2011*

at this rate i might be able to afford a pizza for my guests on friday

>>60490289
Gamestop is pumping (I'm 1 week from the future and it's $40 here)

>>60489759
>at the helm
Politics is an empty grift, slavemind

>>60490288
but this time the ath is in. one doesn't just pump from that

>>60490296
Unh is in nsdaq?

Oils been recovering for a week

>>60490315
>-5%

>>60490324
Cause rigs are the lowest in 4 years. Drill baby drill

>>60490083
oh we winnin

What do you do to get capital for stocks, it takes way too long to grow just being a wagie

>MET
Is this thing gonna do something ?

>>60489947
The answer was yes. FUUUCKKKK.

>>60490345
Enable margin on Robinhood

Realistically how much higher can soxl fucking go without a red day

>>60490290
I feel there are more concessions from the US side Trump didn't said in the tweet. Obviously it's the chips but to what extent?
Judging from small movement of NVDA today the market appears to think nvidia is not going to profit much from the deal.

>>60489829
If you keep this up for long I might have to filter that word, which would pain me as a nonfarenheit user.
Buy an advertisement you high melanin, low prefrontal cortex person.

>US Commerce Sec. Lutnick: China Is To Approve All Applications For Magnets For US Companies - CNBC
>- Applications Will Be Approved Right Away By China
>- We're In A Great Place With China
>- Trump, Xi To Approve Final Deal

The more they speak like this the more tempting it is for China to block

>>60490345
avoid pointless consumerism but in general yeah as a wagie it will probably take you decades to reach meaningful numbers

>>60490288
None of you can refute >>60478006 though senpai

>>60490416
I meant this >>60478037

>>60490380
This is cope

>dump on Litnuck
>immediate V

what do people mean when they say decay in relation to stuff like soxl/soxs?

>>60490425
No, pointing out the inorganic, unabashed, shameless, Indian-tier marketing of Celsius spam in this general is not cope. Buy a fucking ad.

anyone hear of ticker: HUMA? They make biocompatible implants for vascular regeneration, got FDA approval this past December. They used injured Ukraine soldiers as their guinea pigs and it was fairly successful apparently. Boomer colleague was shilling it to me the other day, is it a buy or was he just trying to get me to pump his bags?

>>60490440
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4583546-leveraged-etfs-the-scary-drift-of-spxl

>>60490440
leverage ain't free. soxl and other 2x/3x etfs utilize derivatives for leverage such as swaps, and they cost money. over time those costs add up.

Oh my god I can’t believe I saw this but I never trust YouTubers wonder if I should still do it’s so extended https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ukL16LEoxI

It’s QUBT but just showing the video to say what I mean this sucks oh SO NOW NVIDIA THINKS QUANTUM IS GOOD
FUCK

Weird thing

>US Commerce Sec. Lutnick: US, China Have Positive View - CNBC
>- China ‘Always’ Wants To Remove Export Controls

?????

>>60490467
The boys have the pears

>>60490467
>240 PE
Jesus christ....

I really dont mean to sound like a coping bobo but what a flaccid pump for such a big news day

>>60490498
I solded, somewhat too fake and gay for my liking

>>60490497
what does that mean? im new to stocks

INTCissies what happened

>>60490440
You invest $100 in SOXL. Underlying asset goes up %10 (30% for you because you're 3x leveraged). Your position is now worth $130. Next day underlying asset drops 9% (27% for you because you're 3x leveraged). Your position is now worth $94.9. You still lost money in the past two days even though the underlying asset is up %1 *overall*.

This is decay.

>>60490502
sane. even tesla is freefalling after open

>>60490497
app stocks are insane
look at snap

>>60490511
Inb4 full port soxl anon has another 10 post meltdown

>>60490503
Learn to google, faggot. This isn't fucking reddit.

I got stopped out of women's underwear

>>60490519
*Learn to Celsius.

Chewy anon here
>chewy down
>women's underwear down (vsco)
And me just chilling in sbsw stock

>>60490511
The underlying asset is up 0.1% overall in your example.

>>60490512
I wouldn’t go that far, but AAPL and NVDA are the only non trash mag7 companies in my onion so they’re the only ones I watch

>>60490503
expensive
you're paying $240 dollars for a dollars worth of earnings

>>60490467
>>60490490
>>60490497
I got rejected a few times applying for the Duolingo office in Pittsburgh. They have a chef that cooks everyone lunch.

>>60490511
are you a math major by any chance

>>60490525
You got rid of that VSCO call just at the right moment
Anything you are eyeing rn?

>>60490537
Hard because a lot of stuff is higher than I would want like hood, sezl. Chewy and vsco dips are tempting. I got a 1000 deposit hitting soon, so I might buy options with one of them. Dell I think might be the safer bet lately.

>>60490443
>don’t mention stocks, it might hurt my feelings!
cope

This china deal is literally worse for the avg person
That quarter 4 inflation report is gonna be a nuclear bomb for the market

>>60490511
That is not decay you absolute retard.

>>60490527
yeah this anon is right, my mistake. I forgot to carry the decimal fuck.

But you get the point. You can still lose money if the underlying goes up.

>>60490536
I just don't proofread my post on anon image boards...

Okay AAPL you can pump to retest VWAP now

>>60490550
You really do make me mald Celsioid anon kek, I’ll give it up, it’s funny seeing someone else get baited by
>this is cope
>this is cope
>this is cope
>this is cope
and your samefagging constantly

>>60490556
>That is not decay you absolute retard.
That's literally what jitter decay is.

>>60490440
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/121515/why-3x-etfs-are-riskier-you-think.asp
I'm holding several different LETFs btw so don't take my reply as trying to scare you away from leverage, but you need to be informed

I said
OKAY AAPL YOU CAN PUMP TO RETEST VWAP NOW

>>60490561
This is cope. But drop your address and I’ll DoorDash you an ice cold Celsius

>>60490556
Yes it is. You don't know what you're talking about.

I just sold 10% of my nvidia, and so should you

>Reuters Reports U.S. Commerce Secretary Lutnick Says Deal After Deal Will Start Coming Next Week
2 more, I mean 1 more week mumubros

>don't hold 3x leverage overnight
>just buy at the start of the day and sell at the end of day
Okay? What's the difference? Or are they expecting you to be able to magically predict what will happen the next day. If you could do that, you wouldn't need stocks.

>>60490572
What did you buy?

>However, tariffs President Trump levied on many countries and products will likely start to show up noticeably into the summer and fall, he said.

>“I think it’s the calm before the inflation storm,” Zandi said. “This [report] still reflects the disinflation that began a few years ago and continued on through the month of May.”

Bidens economics are literally why we havent felt the free fall yet

Anyone actually try to read the SBSW annual report? It is like reading a 500 page marketing pitch. I can't make heads or tails of the financials cause they are so hidden in the marketing.

why are we dumping now?

>>60490568
Just bring it to your mums house mate I’ll grab it there

>>60490576
Keeping it as slurp money for now, but not for long, just unsure where to put that money rn
>captcha GAYXD

>>60490582
Howard Nutlick opened his mouth and proved he should be hung from a street pole

>>60490582
Domestic/International is re balancing again

>>60490498
we've gone up so much lately there's probably some exhaustion

The stock market only goes up?
Why dont people just go all in? all it seems to do is go up all the time

>>60490440
>>60490564
To follow up on that I think the easiest way to understand leverage is to look at a chart comparing SPY vs SSO (2x SPY) vs UPRO (3x SPY) over the past 5 years. Pay attention to how long it takes SSO to recover after bear market periods compared to SPY, and how much longer it takes UPRO to recover compared to both SSO and SPY. That's because of leverage.

>>60490601
because they're pussies

>>60490582
Markets are going to majorly dump with China 30 to 55% tariffs. Just no one believes them yet.

>soon we all be sleeping on cots

>>60490606
I will never financially recover from this.

>>60490588
Stay strong and wait for an actual dump bro, too often I’ve got antsy recently and bought a 1% and then the next day it’s a bloodbath

>>60490612
It's manageable through 4 easy interest-free payments of $17.50

>Liberation day tariffs
>Markets tank
>Today's deal
>Tariffs back at liberation day, even with an additional percent
>Markets at ATH

I'm stepping out. We're not just in extreme greed phase, we're in sheer stupidity phase.

>>60490546
>DELL
Sounds nice. Little bit sus it doesn't follow 200-day sma nicely

>>60490615
As SEZL hits another 52 week high. It has to dump eventually, right?
>says increasingly nervous man

>>60490617
ALL
ABOARD
UNH
EXPRESS

>>60490617
>is it possible that I am the retard?
>no, clearly everyone else is the retard

>markets move sideways for 5 months
>this is the extreme greed phase, the sheer stupidity phase

Deirdre Bosa's got some fat tits these days. Anybody else gooning all day to CNBC girls?

Anyone have an Enabot? It is a webcam robot you can use an app to drive around your place when you aren't home. People use them to check on pets mostly. I don't have any pets though.

My son had some interesting insight into this China deal. He said “dad, sussy baka gyat skibidi”… and I think he might just be right

>>60490638
buy an ad

>>60490636
for me it's morgan

>>60489725
But the bobos were so smug!

>>60490647
yeah she's looking great these days too. hurtin for a squirtin. Kelly Evans as well.. she's had like 6 kids. I'd like to jump on them after they get pumped up on stock market news all day

>>60490646
I don't have business with that company. Don't give one fuck about them. It is just Chinese junk I thought interesting. My robot vacuum won't let me see with the camera.

SPY RED
ITS OVERRRRRRRRRR

>>60489759
>still doesn't understand how a country with the global reserve currency operates on the world stage compared to other countries

>>60490636
>Deirdre Bosa
thats what i thought too but upon further inspection they are flappy and deflated

>>60490630
Yes.
T.Burry

>>60490659
Just bought calls

>>60490575
They're hyper risk averse. Is this in reference to leveraged ETFs? You can still makeup for decay if upswings are hard enough.

WHY THE FUCK IS AAPL IN FREEFALL
VWAP IS 202
MAX PAIN IS 202
THE RSI IS DRILLING INTO THE EARTH
GO BACK UP YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT I BOUGHT THE *BOTTOM*

I keep talking myself out of taking a position on SWBI. Their last quarter was kind of trash as people weren't buying guns but with riots its been doing a slow pump. Kinda worried they might suspend dividend/cut it if their next quarter is trash

>>60490687
they pulled out the good old buy rumor sell news

>>60490687
>he bought

>>60490687
We warned about apple the other day. Poor China sales, slowing US sales (they increased trade in value to encourage them), AI fail, no meaningful reason to upgrade to the iPhone 17, court case that cuts their app revenues, etc. Their biggest innovation lately is clear icons.

>>60490706
>>60490706
>>60490706

In today’s haul video I will show you what I bought at the Cumberland farms in Stuart.

>>60490617
The only positive outcome from this deal is that there will be some stability and businesses can actually plan and invest again.

>>60490710
>cigarettes
Disgusting

>>60490606
Did china really just give up all rare earths (or maybe just mangets I am not sure) for 55% tariff + some student visa?
Sounds fishy and I don't believe that's the entire deal.

>>60490636
For me it's milfs on Coomberg

>>60490719
None of it makes sense. Trump should be happy they restrict rare earths. It would encourage US mines to reopen. Cause rare earths aren't rare at all.

V recovery bros, Im not feeling so cocky anymore...

Retails gone. No one is buying the dip.

>>60490719
almost certainly they got some chip concessions which is their primary goal.

>>60490719
All these deals are temporary. They make and break them as they see fit. Chinese economy is weak right now so that take what they can get and break the deal once they are in a stronger negotiating position. Literally nothing there to enforce the deal since these are sovereign nations and both countries are already ignoring intranational orgs like the WTO

>>60490710
oh god imagine the smell

>>60490726
>>60490736
700 EOD

>>60490719
Maybe you guys will finally realize China is a paper tiger built by retarded mongoloid slave labor.

>>60490719
Bloomberg said China only has to give rare earths for 6 months

>>60490002
>cold foamed goy slop
gross

>>60490580
>It's so over it's over before it's even over.
fug

>>60490580
the thing you need to understand powell is that unlike the federal reserve companies are capable of planning ahead

>>60491103
>Powell should recognize that we're going to get 90 deals inn90 days, thus undercutting any concerns about the inflationary impact of a global trade war and therefore he should lower rates
I am glad Powell was seated when we still believed monetary policy should be nonpartisan.

>>60489759
the Silent Generation (aka best generation) built a system that worked so well that it took decades of Boomer retardation and mismanagement to lay so much as a scratch on it.

>>60490467
call me when they add classical Nahuatl to their language courses, then I might consider it a reasonable investment.