Thread 60490706

inflation edition

>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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>>60490720
>Coomberg
Lel

>chink deal raised tariffs
>All china has to do is pay more for their s_y beans but theyve already changed course to south America for that

WELCOME TO RED INFLATION SUMMER
SPONSORED BY HOWARD NUTLICKER WHO MAKES MONEY THE WORSE THE ECONOMY DOES
WEIRD HOW THIS JEW IS IN CHARGE OF COMMERCE BUT BANKS ON SHIT GOING BAD

Functional energy for lunch. There’s a reason it’s called CelsiUS and not celciME, it’s because we all should buy it

>>60490735
>cigarettes

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>60490725
there are NO hot chicks on bloomberg and most of the "females" look like they could be trannies

https://youtu.be/50Ura_ZcSvY
thread theme

>>60490747
Nicotine is part of a balanced diet

>>60490748
You should just go all in on SBSW like I did. Foreign mines as the US heads over the cliff in debt and distraction.

>>60490706 (OP)
I panic sold all my stock a couple weeks ago (not worth much, high 4 figures) and I have not yet reinvested it. I sold without having a plan, and now I don't know what to do.

I keep thinking about buying some stocks, and then a few days later they end up increasing in value. Should I just impulse buy stocks? Feeling very conflicted right now.

I'm still not confident on the overall state of the economy, and I don't really want to invest in something conventional. I want to put my money into a company that I believe will profit despite a potential economic downturn. Looking into buying some AI/automation/self-driving based companies, but I feel like that's kind of a crapshoot because you don't know which of those will be a market leader.

If you had like 8 grand and you were trying to turn it into 6 figures what would you invest in?

Sold my oklo for a healthy 40% gain. Where should I park my profit?

>>60490749
Some trannies are hot and cool

>>60490769
Sell puts on a stock you like. Collect a premium until the stock reaches the price you want to buy it at.

>>60490706 (OP)
Palantir is going down. Sell.

why are we dumping? I thought the cpi report was good

>>60490769
MULN

Burning body fat never felt so good

VOYG

I can’t believe the only funny Celsius content ever made was by me, and this retard shilling it can’t even think of how to make it funny or readable
>this is cope

SELL

>>60490759
Kneepads

I cant believe my 50% up options this morning is now in red
Do a fucking miracle pump nvda fuck

>>60490781
probably profit taking maybe spy will retest 600

There you fucking go AAPL for fuck's sake

>>60490786
This is cope. Here, have some OC

>>60490800
Why does he cut the grass so early?

>>60490806
Niggers

>>60490748
happening with what?

>>60490781
>why are we dumping
we're already at the top end of the risk range for SPY and have been since friday. we're also in positive gamma zone which means option dealers sell the rip and buy the dip for hedging purposes

what is happening with palantir? nasdaq ~0% and that stock is +3.5% and was +5% today and reached ATH. Volume is 60% average this week and P/E is 600.

thank you to me for buying oklo at 10 last year.

>>60490790
>pump nvda fuck
usa won't let nvda sell TOL chips to china no matter what, and china doesn't want nvda's dumbed-down chips anyway.
nvda price is fucked. next stop, budget-ville

>>60490786
Here you go

What happened mumu? Where's all the bravado?

>>60490783
I'm going to sue celsius for this false advertising. Buy puts.

>>60490829
700 SPY EOD

>>60490829
I guess we crabbin

This stuff tastes pretty good

Joby bird blender sisters gather.....fuck price it dropping already..WTF

>>60490781
I dunno, maybe china tariffs back at more than they were during liberation day and actually no-TACO?
Don't ask me, I just buy like how I was programed to.

>>60490816
PLTR is the favored company of a certain desert dwelling tribe

>>60490829
w8ing 4 auctions

Found out my wife’s been having an affair with my best friend for the past 3 years

Guess who owns the condom vending machine closest to his house

Another huge win for my passive income empire

>>60490816
its just a joke man
>>60490800
>>60490822
>>60490840
>>60490853
I appreciate the effort anon

>>60490843
they were like 55% in total during liberation day then they went up over 100%, with tariffs lower everywhere else its not as big a deal as april

Thank god anon insulted me and motivated me to learn how to turn my picture of a Celsius can into a sticker that I can add to any picture.

>>60490859
Make it so there's celsius pouring from the can to his mouth

>>60490884
You’ve got a ways to go but I’m proud

What's for lunch /smg/?

>>60490904
I have a cheese bagel and some roasted almonds.

>>60490898
That’s way beyond my capabilities.

Container freight rates still going up
My ZIM still going down

It's okay I can be patient until all the LOSERS and HATERS realize I am right.

>>60490904
One yoghurt and one pear.
Trying to break through the 77kg barrier but the scales are RIGGED against me.

>>60490904
turkey salami swiss with sweet peppers mayo lettuce tomato

>>60490904
Making a toridon. Just letting the meat marinate before getting it going

>>60490687
It's a stinker. No reason told hold this. Tim Apple is cooked.

What happens at expiration to an ITM call that I sold? Any action on my part?

>>60490904
I also went to the good burger today. Charming young black man behind the counter tried to sell me on orange soda. I told him I already have a drink

>>60490816
They are gamma squeezing it by paying politicians and others to quite literally shill it.

CELH shills run this bitch

>>60490769
Im up 500% on mine. Thinking of collecting profits. Don't know what I'd do with it though. Park it in SPY or URNM probably

UNHoes we eatin'

>>60490941
It hasn’t even begun

Any tradedealers in the chat?

>>60490816
>what is happening with palantir?
Part of the intelligence industrial complex. When I learned its a CIA funded company I went in big. There will be some pullbacks but this company will keep getting big gov contracts. Buy big pullbacks and sell big rips.

The madness will end when you post pictures of your latest CELH market buy

>>60490950
I'll keep you up to date when we get one

I tried to make a glegle of the please rember girl and it just fucking looks like the joker

>>60490973
That's because Glegle is a tranny meme

>>60490783
>*
>*

>>60490808
Niggers don't mow they grass (weeds)

>US Tsy Sec. Bessent: Prepared To 'Roll The Date Forward' For Trading Partners Negotiating In Good Faith
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHA

>>60490981
The irony is all the bullet points are true if you just simply drink water... kind of dumb people fall for this marketing shit...

>>60490979
no shit?

>>60491005
Yes

Celsius made me vomit the other day on the side of the road. That stuff is horrible for your gut microbiome

>>60490981
This is cope

>>60491015
bullish

Can anyone explain why as a company is losing cash (to the point of eventual bankruptcy) people still buy the stock?
>CBRL

surprise 25bps cut next week

>>60491003
Fucking bitch mode administration pull through or pull out

>>60491027
Shorts have not closed

thank god i sold my tesler bags. that thing is literally collapsing today

>>60491034
I was thinking it was just people buying the stock not understanding what is going on. Fundamental vs chart investors. Buy the hype vs buy the good current ratio.

>>60490785
Is it worth buying the news?

>Coreweaver dropped under 150 again
Holy shit this thing is true crabbing. Just buy and sell this shit every day.

>>60490904
Leftover half of a burrito

>>60491039
>peach vibe
>no, YOU are gay
lol, lmao even

How do I get a trading account with the Vatican? I want to trade in global homo now

>>60491027
people are retarded and think they are buying the dip

>>60491062
Take your medicine

>>60491039
I look like this and say this. KO holder if that matters

>>60491003
TACO

>spamming celsius memes
this is how you know it will create a generation of baggies

>>60491063
They'll manage your 'assets', for free
https://www.ior.va/en/investment-services/

>>60491069
>think they are buying the dip

>>60491084
>these are the type of guys who drink celsius

>>60491096
Wow

I prefer Alani Nu desu (orange kiss)

Are you buying the CHYM IPO, /smg/?

>>60491098
This is cope

hey what's up fellas. I recently got a ton of money and I don't want to put it all into crypto. What are good web exchanges for US-based investors. I am mostly going to throw it into index funds also may want to experiment with commodities markets and stuff.
Also what should I know about taxes and stuff
thx bros

>>60490460
shkreli said quantum bad tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzyGR1XHu28

>tariff deadline extended
>cpi beat
>zero effect on USD

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

I'm dying

>The US and China have landed a deal to get their trade truce back on track after intense negotiations. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick says it should remove restrictions on Chinese exports of rare earths.

>We have a deal to reactivate the truce-"deal"
>But we actually have not agreed yet, Xi and Trump have to agree

brvtal

>>60491121
wdu mean UNH is fine

>>60491106
Here you go. On the house

>>60491128
AH SICK
youre so cool for that

>>60491128
can you post the sticker so I can make a glegle

>>60491046
He HAS to say that they are at least considering it in july/august at this point, doesn't he?

Why the fuck is nvda crabbing so hard fuck

>>60491004
Don't get me wrong I like my Monster caffeineslop as much as the next guy, but I don't believe it's actually good for me
As an aside, it's mostly women (female) who drink Celsius according to my market research

>>60491144
according to your market research whats the drink of choice for fembois?

>>60491094
Celsius faggot is the next SOUN schizo (and to be fair to the SOUNigger you actually could make a nice buck by pumping and dumping around $20)

>>60491139
4channel won’t let me post iPhone stickers

>>60490706 (OP)
Sexo with powerful, athletically gifted female athletes

>>60491155
based keep that garbage out of here

>>60491128
At what stage do they add the HRT?

>>60491153
That's also Celsius

GO BACK UP WHAT THE FUCK

>>60491114
Fidelity and Schwab are good for boring investments. Schwab also has futures but the fees are high and there are better platforms dedicated to futures trading.

>sold the top on ASML
>sold the top on ACHR
>sold CRCL without a loss and don't have to figure out what it does
hell yeah. now all UNH and some cash for slurpies

>>60491153
>he has to ask
ngfaf (not gonna fuck a femboy)

Another $1000 donation to wall street

>>60491144
>Based on the information available, Celsius Holdings has achieved a roughly 50/50 gender breakdown among its consumers.

Alani is the one with 92% female base. Alani is pumping money from teenage girls that would otherwise never buy red bull or monster

>>60491183
>Alani is pumping money from teenage girls that would otherwise never buy red bull or monster
I've had firsthand witness, to this.
As well, my wife and her work friends (younger hospital workers) all *love* Alani.
$CELH gongo up

NOT a bubble btw, this can and WILL continue forever

>>60491206
Still haven't killed yourself I see. Shame. Keep seething little monke.

THE TOP IS IN
REPEAT THE TOP IS IN
SELL
SELL
SELL FOR YOUR LIVES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>60491108
I just read three articles about them, but none of them said what they even do...lol

So what do they do?

god fucking dammit i'm gonna be stuck bagholding tqqq

guess i bought the top
(again)

>>60491215
fed suckers ruining it for everyone again

>>60491223
powell will never cut rates he's crashing this economy with no survivors

Literal Scam. The Watchlist implies the spread to be 1 fuckin cent. And then on the chart it is 25. Also in the tradewindow, but that also doesn't make it really clear immediately like the watchlist would.

>0,10% move on SPX
Lmao what kind of leverage are you niggers playing with

sorry I'm sensing you guys might be retarded, are you buying or selling today anons? there is a correct answer

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fed's last and best hope is continuing to try to spook markets with inflation uncertainty to get people to work harder, invest harder, stimulating the economy without scaring the bond market with a rate cut. If they so much as acknowledge the low inflation data, we krash. They might cut rates then, but 2018-2019 proved cutting rates to zero can fail to keep deflation from creeping in
A fascinating conundrum Jpow is in

i'm fucking done trying to daytrade, last week i bought uvix and it dumped immediately, this week i bought tqqq and it dumped immediately, fuck this gay shit man

>>60491244
Why cut them to 0% though?

wtf is happening to tesla

>>60491244
The Fed will cut if CPI gets below 2% consecutively or if the economy cools down unequivocally

>>60491248
I caught a falling knife and got cut hard
Honestly I'm less mad about losing lots of money on a strategy I fully committed to when the market simply fucked me than I get over being ultimatelt correct and pussying out with a small loss instead of the big gain I could've gotten

>>60491239
the correct answer is always YOLOing 0DTEs

I hope some of you paid attention to this when I posted this question last week. You'd be up 125% if you bought in (I ended up buying in at .35)

God tweeted

>>60491250
They wouldn't, I'm just pointing out that even extreme rate cuts don't always cause the stimulation they want

>US Federal Budget Balance (USD) May: -316B (prev +258B)

it's over

>didnt look at the chart for a hour
>everything red
WHAT IS HAPPENEING AAAAAAA

>>60491223
>>60491230
What do you expect from a white guy named Jerome who openly says knowing economics isn't important for setting monetary policy...

Just cut my loss from nvda calls, from +4k to -2k today
This is fucking insane

ITSS CRAAAASHING
EVACUATE
EVACUATE

>>60491125
yeah, it all sounds stupid. i started shorting the s&p today.

>>60491256
I don't think you grasp the bizarre psyop meta game the fed has been playing for months
How on earth did they manage to stimulate the economy til this point while keeping rates high? Just trick people into frontrunning "inflation"
This is not schizo conspiracy, Bernanke literally talked about this shit years ago

discount hour

>>60491270
s-surely it can't keep falling forever? no way the long waited black swan arrived today...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>60491216
Revenue was around $1 billion in 2021, compared to $600 million in 2020. As of May 2024, they have 7 million active users, $1.5 billion in annual revenue, and are processing $8 billion a month in transactions.

It’s over

>>60491270
shouldve taken the fedpill and gone palantir

Are we seriously doing this right now?

did china reject the deal?

>>60491298
yes asshole i bought in literally seconds before it started going down

just got back from the store, if i knew we were going to crash i wouldn't have gotten the brand name sour cream

............................was that the bottom

>>60491297
why wear shirt but not pants... oh i thought it was like -10 or something

>>60491297
No posting porn, so glad I quit jerking it to porn.

>>60491301
its just spicy crab market and will be that way till eow

AAAAAAA CELSIUS RED FOR THE FORST TIME IN 2 WEEKS AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>60491298
Qrd what happened?

>>60491278
The Fed can only set rates and QE/QT.
I think the Fed is underestimating the deflationary effect of generative AI on entry-level jobs, almost all job reports in the six months have been corrected downward.
I think the Fed is overestimating the inflationary effect of tariffs and underestimating the economic effect of tariffs.
I think if Donald would've just shut the fuck up and didn't try to meddle in the mandate, they would've cut twice. The market needs to trust the Fed and if the market catches a whiff of the Fed bending to the will of the administration, that could bumfuck the bondmarket.
They might cut 50bps after the break if the economy cools down sufficiently

>>60491316
don't worry bro we are hitting 45 next week

I should have sold trash apple
Worthless garbage stock

wtfwt

its really going to be a red ending for the week... the april dip was just a tease and the proper crash is just coming

>>60491279
i would last 5 minutes in jahy
or an hour in jahy (big)

this is funny

>>60491335
HOLY SHIT BABE WANT SUM DICK

i slurped

Well, it looks like I’ll be the proud new owner of a couple hundred Intel shares. Time to start making foundry stickers to add into every photo I can

>>60491335
I want her to peg me and make fun of my portfolio

>>60491310
yeah, realizing its all trannies made it easier thou

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU TOLD ME LINE ONLY GOES UP FUCKING MUMUTARDS

bull trap

oh its just war, this is a buy

>>60491039
Made me lol outside of my office thanks anon

I should have sold. Fuck this gay market.

bear trap

>>60491360
they can't seriously be dumping on this? literally no impact on western markets or anything really :D

>>60491363
>>60491358
you're both right

i could have made so much more if i just didn't buy too soon...

>>60491366
oil took off on the news, maybe higher oil higher rates for longer

>>60491357
line only goes sideways, crabitha is queen

>>60491335
She won't look so tough with big fat veiny bull dick up her ass.

might be a bear trap to confirm the breakout above 600

be honest. who panic sold?

>>60491379
i panic bought
i didnt have time to set a limit order so i bought at market

>>60490706 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a81F90eF_FY

>>60491379
I bought the "dip", got fucked, sold, and the price is still plummeting. If that's panic then I'm lucky I ain't no cucumber

>>60491308

No. That was the top. AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>60491374
makes sense. war in opec region is bad for economy

vibe says we wont break down under 600 until after Yom Kippur

my bags are recovering but if only i had waited i would have made at least double gains today

>>60491125
>OUR DEAL WITH CHINA IS DONE, SUBJECT TO FINAL APPROVAL WITH PRESIDENT XI AND ME. FULL MAGNETS, AND ANY NECESSARY RARE EARTHS, WILL BE SUPPLIED, UP FRONT, BY CHINA. LIKEWISE, WE WILL PROVIDE TO CHINA WHAT WAS AGREED TO, INCLUDING CHINESE STUDENTS USING OUR COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES (WHICH HAS ALWAYS BEEN GOOD WITH ME!). WE ARE GETTING A TOTAL OF 55% TARIFFS, CHINA IS GETTING 10%. RELATIONSHIP IS EXCELLENT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Magnets for university places.

>>60491379
hey you guys what happens on IBKR if you buy with unsettled cash? people were talking abt it yesterday, does it like charge you interest for "lending" you money until shit settles? does it even count as buying on margin or something?
>t 200 USD settled, 9000 unsettled and finna slurp AAPL juice

>>60491395
all the bears are teaming up on dax which has been dumping for a week with no end in sight

>>60491402
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THIS NEW? SHOULD I SELL BUY SHORT LONG????

None of you were dumb enough to buy the blow off top right?

>>60491408
nothing
just don't sell what you bought with unsettled cash before it settles

>>60491402
magnets for migrants

>i..it has always been good with me

>>60491415
sweet, thanks. IBKR is such as bitch about giving you scary vague notifications for no reason

>>60491414
i haven't bought anything since april

>>60491421
of course. they are mostly a luxury showoff item, not a necessity

Lol CELH bros left in the dust.

Yeah ok

>>60491360
so this implies Iran conflict
but is it though
mother fucker

>>60491414
We're currently at the generational bottom.

Pretty crazy that both the S&P and BTC are double topped and will then dump in unison.

I'm sure its nothing to worry about :)

>>60491413
It's going to be a cuck deal like the UK got. Nothing will happen at the macro level.

>>60491423
Rumour has it that the Lutnick was amazed when a Chinese pulled a magnet out of his pocket and demonstrated it's 'magical' properties. He allegedly asked 'magnets, how do they work?'

>>60491436
>generational top
ftfy

>White House officials explained to CNBC the 55% tariff mentioned in President Trump’s social media post is the stacking of the Chinese tariffs. This is the minimum rate being paid by US shippers. US importers tell CNBC the rate is still way too high to resume full orders.

>“A 55% tariff from China will substantially cause instability for consumer goods companies that are bringing goods in from China,” said Bruce Kaminstein, a member of NY Angels and founder and former CEO of cleaning products company Casabella. “President Trump recently said he doesn’t want to make t-shirts? Why is he doing this then? Does he want to make spatulas? I don’t think so,” he added.

>“A reported 55% tariff on our largest supplier of American apparel and footwear, stacked on top of already high MFN and Section 301 rates is not a win for America,” said Steve Lamar, CEO of the American Apparel and Footwear Association. “We’re closely watching for more details, but the reality is this: nearly all clothes and shoes sold in the U.S. are now subject to elevated tariff rates. These costs will hit American families hard, especially as they get ready for back-to-school shopping and the holiday season. New trade deals that bring lower tariffs can’t come soon enough.”

Have you said thank you your shoes will cost 300 dollars and be a luxury good

>>60491414
this is your one and only chance

>>60491433
This is cope

>>60491443
DIY shoes are an option for me because i have the tools and i don't give a fuck what normalniggers think about me. For most people though that's going to suck.

>>60491443
>Have you said thank you your shoes will cost 300 dollars and be a luxury good

>>60491447
Enjoy your 1% growth.

>>60491446
See >>60491443
SPY to 450 by end of year.

>>60491453
Enjoy your cope

>>60491443
ohno the 10 dollar shirt will be a 15 dollar shirt... its so over, there is no way the 100k dollars a year toilet cleaner will be able to afford this!!

Due to excess demand, discount hour is ending sooner than anticipated.

>>60491421
The underwear I bought 10 years ago holds up better than any I bought within the last few years.

A

FUCKIN

V

>>60491483
Pretty much all of my boxers have massive holes in them. I don’t care they are still good

>>60491443
The 55% is on top of existing tariffs? That's pretty bad. I thought it was just bumping it up to 55 from 30, which is already awful.

Not going to buy new ones

>>60491485
WHO COULD'VE PREDICTED THIS?

>>60491493
No 55 is the new total
30 percent plus the made up fetanyl dog shit
55 is still very high

reminder that April had a 750 point tail wick monthly doji

>>60491507
The quote says it's stacked on top of existing 301 rates which are also tariffs

SPY doing now what AAPL did like an hour and a half ago lmfaooo

>>60491495
Nice ass faggot

any space baggies?

>>60490753
They call them cowboy killers for a reason.

>>60491527
And what is the reason they call you faggot anon? Yes I make up >10% of /smg/ posts what about it?

>>60491460
>Inflation is good, you stupid chud

>>60491524
was way too high

cooling off now, still too expensive desu

>>60491360
US also warring it up would be bullish as hell for military stocks worldwide. Just do it Trump, all the cool presidents had a war during their term.

>>60491421
>go travel with any money you have left over
Nah

actually reverse V
time to sell

>>60491495
Celsius shit stain!
>Welcome to /SMG/!!!

I just want to take a minute to thank any U.S. taxpayers for the guaranteed 10% disability rating I’ll be receiving tax free every month. Wish me luck on my ptsd exam tommorow to try and bump me up to at least 40%

>>60491524
>investing in space when NASA is getting cut to the bone

?

>>60491544
>reverse V
its a W

>>60491553
Thank you for your service (defrauding the US government).

>>60491524
This has been the sickest year for IPOs for awhile wow. I really regret not getting coreweave.

Oh god I wanted to do TGT but it’s way too scary. I am not kidding been doing this 6 years and have seriously never seen this sickening of an option chain. This is the cartel Funky Town of options I am fucking serious use an option calculator to see what I mean. Holy shit. The calls even weeks out all would lose you 40% even if nothing happens over the weekend, if you put in 5k you would lose 2 for no reason. Oh well..

>>60491544
what a ridiculous overreaction to absolutely fucking nothing at all happening.

>>60491475
this made me short CELH

>>60491459
le buzzword man

>>60491574
God made you short. Celsius made you seethe. Big difference

>go all in on nvidia
>mfw

The bogging is real

I LISTENED TO YOU GUYS!!! YOU SAID LOW INFLATION WAS A GOOD THING!!! I BASICALLY REDUCED YESTERDAY'S GAINS TO 1%!!! I SHOULD'VE JUST SAT TODAY OUT!!!

>>60491592
we live in busy times. good numbers may come, deals may come and wars may start and later they clarify that nothing happened

>>60491592
I cucked myself and bought META AT $700 instead of doing nothing

>>60491592
it is a good thing but the market decided to retest 600 instead. it was always over for you though because you fomoed into a call after the price already rose

>>60491603
Do you have a Quest 3?

don't you get it yet bobo? When you dip it, I slurp it. I can do this all day.

energy is getting a little low guys, can either bulls or bears or crabs pop off a little, it's almost power hour

>>60491617
except dax. no one can turn that green

>>60491619
if the DAX is up that means they didn't regulate it hard enough

ACHR bros we have a 2x ticker now

>ARCX

Henlo Jerome
Emergency 100 benis rate cut today pls
Before close if possible

>>60491553
congrats on your $175/mo bro

>>60491628
I already solded at 12, that was the top right :DDDD

D-Drill baby ... drill?

>>60490735
>GIS
>CELH
>PM

Portfolio of Peace

>>60491637
A more serious offshore drilling company
Seems like a trend reversal?

idk these things are very dangerous, a lot of money has been lost on drillships

Why are we dünping?

>>60491650
>deal is worse than before, but not retard level
>trump and xi haven't signed, and nobody knows the specifics of it
>china still has everyone by the balls for rare eaths
>eu deal next

>>60491650
>tariffs
Why aren't we dumping more?

>>60491619
>up 20% in 1.5 months
what more do you want?

>>60491663
weekly 10x

>>60491662
>>60491660
I thought this shit was postponed to july? Was there news today?

>>60491650
Boredom, +5% tomorrow

>>60491255
Robotaxi launch delayed to June 22.
The African-American is still trying to keep the facade of his business having some value.

>>60491650
Something to do with Iran
Evacuation of US embassy in Iraq
UKMTO alert

Trump moving on from the China problem to the Iran problem.

If you want a hedge buy tankers.
DHT and Frontline are serious crude companies.
Hafnia and Torm are serious product tanker companies.

>>60491663
doesn't matter if you weren't on it and now almost everything is getting erased in this crash

>>60491680
Something is definitely brewing but "nothing ever happens"

>>60491681
>crash
i'm a bull and this is just a healthy pullback, we'll be back soon

>>60491681
what crash?

>>60491667
idk
my gf works for an import broker and those dumb niggers can't even keep track of it either
it's all just headlines and changes by the day

>>60491693
the largest stock market crash since the great depression

>>60491693
thankfully i didn't ride it all the way down but it has been a brutal week. multiple of these got knocked out this week

>>60491702
So what was your original point?

>>60491687
>me

>>60491711
>you

THE CHINA DEAL IS SHIT DUMP. EEEEEET

>>60491709
that there's more than one person in this thread

>>60490706 (OP)
Do they even wear underwear under that? I can see the entire cunt

ZPM when?

bake or we have to ding in an old thread

>>60491259
How do you find attractive stock warrants? Is there a database you screen through?

INTC was supposed to be the second coming of GME. Fuck this piece of shit stock.

>>60491724
or just leave it who cares until image limit, the rest of the board is crypto creeps

>>60490771
Homo gay boy

>>60491680
How do you guys not get tired of this shit? I'm at the point where I'm miserable even if I make money due to all the pointless volatility. I'll likely cash out of individual stocks soon and put my money in SPY.

>>60491729
Image limit is 150, plenty of time.

HOOD bros why are we poomping?

>>60491733
Think of it as entertainment. Most people here are losing money.

>>60491733
nothing to lose really so im chill about it

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

>>60491740
Yeah wagies get in cagies, What do we have to lose?

>>60491745
-0.49% :(

>>60491733
VIX is up 3% (three percent). What are you talking about?

>>60491745
lost about half of todays gains to this black swan event so its a +10% day

Im so fucking done with this bullshit
Just lost another 800 bucks on SPY calls and puts that I fucked up so hard my ass is gaping
Even though the little 50$ victories here and there dont suture the fartless anus I have right now
For some fucking reason Questrade wont let me trade SPY options afterhours LIKE IT DID BEFORE (FUCK YOU)
What a fucking shit day
And that's AFTER selling my 6 GOOG calls at 1.34 that I got for 0.84, which netted me around 700$ with another GOOG call, so i'm face down in dirt eating shit
Fuck 0dtes honestly
And fuck AVGAY for making me lose yet another 460$ on calls
I'm fucking sticking to big corpos now im so fucking done its over
Daily reminder kids : stop waiting, as soon as you see fucking 100$ profit just fucking take it holy shit every goddamn time i get fucked

>>60491745
Same way it goes every day.

>>60491760
>black swan
nigga nothing happened
down nothingburger amount today up nothingburger amount this week

>>60491708
the fuck did you buy

>>60491775
dax turbos. those fuckers move hard

>>60491745
-0.72%, meh

>>60491745
down 40%
feels like the market scammed me 3k

SOXL will hit 24 tomorrow check em

/bant/ won

>>60491801
checked, yoloing eow SOXL puts at open

Can INTC drop another 50 cents tomorrow before recovering. I want my buy order to kick in.

>>60491745
crab

>>60491815
>>60491815
>>60491815

new bread

>>60491745
Today: -0.85%
This Week: +1.76%
This Month: +6.07%
This Year: -42.12%

can't win 'em all

>>60491842
>This Year: -42.12%
You can make it up on volume

>>60491868
yes i'll try screaming even louder

>>60491745
+0.95
Despite most things turning red and TSLA giving nearly everything back, PLTR, SOFI, and a few quantum stocks were enough to put me in the green.

>>60491637
>Dolphin Drilling
Oil Company or pastime activity of faggots in Flordia?

>>60490783
post this on /fit/

>>60491003
Enjoying your moral victory, bobo?

>>60491206
Everything looks like that when denominated in a shitcoin

>>60491244
>cutting rates as cpi (i.e. wagie costs) cools
>spook the bond market
Dim. Cutting rates forces money parked in short duration bills to seek higher yields LOWERING the long end of the curve. The Fed’s resistance to cutting is not because they give a shit about “bond vigilantes”, it’s because they are using high rates to juice money stock

>>60491271
The “economics” taught in schools aren’t important to monetary policy

>>60491460
Not even $15, as the tariff is on imported cost, importer pays $5 (or $1) for the shirt and pays 55% on that, even with 100% passthrough the $10 shirt is now $11-$12. Nothingburger.

>>60491534
Inflation is monetary expansion, not price increases, retard.