i dont want to go to war. i just want to make money from my bedroom, order takeout and play video games, while looking at boobies. why is this so triggering to ****THEM*****?

>>60492478 (OP)
You are already at war with them boy. Get tough or die.

>>60492478 (OP)
You won't go to war anon, you're not physically fit because you're probably short and fat with glasses

I'm 310 lbs, I'm unfit for war :)

>>60492492
I’m short but I’m pretty fit physically and I could definitely kick the shit out of your faggot ass

>>60492498
You’re already at war with your heart, you stupid fat piece of shit

>>60492504
I ate a xxl pizza today o_O. I can't go to war

>>60492504

>>60492511
Eat less food you stupid retard, it’s so easy to not be fat

>but I need my greasy yum yums

EAT. LESS. FOOD.

>>60492504
KEK

>>60492492
im not short, fat, and have good eyesight. im just weak but generally physically able
i guess i have to pull the mental illness card

>>60492478 (OP)
then dont go. look at slavs, only stupid niggers die inna war

>>60492519
a fat belly is the best prepp for the hard times ahead of us!

>>60492519
I can't. I'm addicted to food. I play gacha games and eat, that's all. But thanks to bein 310 lbs I won't go to war like the rest of zoomers

>>60492478 (OP)
You will do what we say and go to war and die and turn into goyim meat chunks, filthy goy piece of shit

>>60492478 (OP)
We dont fight war with foot soldiers, the future is war with drones
Also the draft age is 25 or below

>>60492519
Being not fat is easy, being shredded is so fucking hard

>>60492503
Yes but do you have a huge cock like me ? without being black

>>60492719
>the draft age is 25 or below
Why do you think they can't change this any time they want? Same as ex military guys who think they're undraftable, they'll just change the rules and you'll be fed into the meat grinder like everyone else

>>60492755
Literally wont happen, we have too many people in our army. Dont buy the retarded propaganda with recruiting, the army is bloated and why we have such a retarded defense budget.

>>60492478 (OP)
I want you to go to war so that I can have sex with and impregnate lonely zoomer women

>>60492492
Being short wouldn't disqualify him. Unironically the best soldiers are manlets

>>60492813
"Are they hiring dwarves in commandos now ?"

>>60492478 (OP)
doesn't matter what you want
israel must be protected at all costs
suit up, goy

>>60492478 (OP)
Based. that's why i'm stacking UTK and using xMoney to pay for rent, food, even taxes with crypto and get cashback. no need to touch fiat or leave the room. real utility while everyone else wages wars lmao.

Losing weight it's impossible. Even if I started now, it would take years. And all for what? The damage has already been done.