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Anonymous (ID: OP7Jt+2U) No.60494151 >>60494158 >>60494169 >>60495189 >>60496898 >>60496983
/smg/ - Stock Market General
Redbull edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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Anonymous (ID: OP7Jt+2U) No.60494158
>>60494151 (OP)
I like this one
Anonymous (ID: UnzPAnqE) No.60494169 >>60494175
>>60494151 (OP)
I own a bunch of NCNA
https://youtu.be/oIiBOauHjpI
Anonymous (ID: OP7Jt+2U) No.60494175
>>60494169
At what stage are their trials
Anonymous (ID: ScvF3F+x) No.60494832
Anonymous (ID: evi7nyV9) No.60494834 >>60495329 >>60495547 >>60495609
I wish the banking money transfer system wasn't so slow and archaic. I have some money transferring from my sports jambling (I only do positive EV by using promos). I wanted to slurp, but it looks like discounts are ending soon.
Anonymous (ID: RV13K/O2) No.60495081
recycling this
Anonymous (ID: hjguVd6X) No.60495189
>>60494151 (OP)
>max verstappen
>Red Bull
>oracle sponsors Red Bull
>check oracle chart
Mein gott…
Anonymous (ID: pPOu37/h) No.60495195 >>60495204
i didn't slurp enough
Anonymous (ID: a3C+p5NT) No.60495204
>>60495195
Tut tut chin up lad
Anonymous (ID: O7dO074H) No.60495218 >>60495584
>week one million of increasing my JEPI position because I'm too scared to make real plays
Should just start swinging TQQQ again like a man. I made money sometimes.
Anonymous (ID: kPnE1Tml) No.60495329 >>60496506
>>60494834
In what fifth world shitheap do you reside? Fednow is instant (tho banks generally hold the funds for a day to leach interest off the float)
Anonymous (ID: RV13K/O2) No.60495439
How much of a P/L day is gud for you
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60495539 >>60495571
>Trump calls Fed chief Powell 'numbskull' as he urges interest rate cut
Anonymous (ID: 0BRX1MX2) No.60495541 >>60495626 >>60495664 >>60496528
Buy SBSW
Anonymous (ID: sATSG+Vd) No.60495542 >>60495941
Is it a day trade if you sell to open a covered call or cash covered put, and the stocks get called/assigned the same day?
Anonymous (ID: DEQkdHVk) No.60495545 >>60495555 >>60495557 >>60495570 >>60495581
Oh no. Trump is gonna poop in his hand and throw it at Powell. lol
Anonymous (ID: i3JCzGfC) No.60495547
>>60494834
It's instant in my Frogs banks, and in most of the EU fro what I know, what shithole are you from? I can instant-transfer money between my 3 banks, in max 10 seconds it's on the other account. Same if I want to deposit money on my Saxo account for trading. I can even credit it with my Visa card as if i was doing an internet or shop payment.
Anonymous (ID: RV13K/O2) No.60495553 >>60495809 >>60495916
Which trading platform do (you) use anon?
Anonymous (ID: 2JBDD5g9) No.60495555
>>60495545
Sure he will lol
Anonymous (ID: 6yeEuMBa) No.60495557
>>60495545
>force something
What's he going to do? Crash the economy so that JP will need to cut?
Anonymous (ID: RoPt79Dm) No.60495561 >>60495585 >>60495589 >>60495594 >>60495617 >>60495644
What's the play on the tariffs 2.0?
I'm a stern believer of nothing ever happens, thinking of selling and just buying the dip
Anonymous (ID: dEAJ+Ol4) No.60495570 >>60495586
>>60495545
Its not your economy, its Bidens economy still, thats why we dont have hyper inflation
Your economy is coming for Christmas and will make many parents and children wanna flee the country
Can someone unironically explain to me why this fag wakes up everyday thinking about rate cuts. Even if Jpow gave him . 25 he'd fucking cry its not enough
Anonymous (ID: DEQkdHVk) No.60495571
>>60495539
It's getting to the point now I am starting to think Trump and Powell have a secret deal to keep rates high. They probably worked it out along the lines of Powell keeps rates high and Trump gets to talk all the shit he wants to boost his reality show administration's ratings.
Anonymous (ID: RyrWQmXy) No.60495576
>ready to die for Israel?
Nah I'm ready to kill for israel, all you third world russian, syrian, iranian faggots have shit talked america for too long. B2 bomber correction necessary
Anonymous (ID: FQC5hcUk) No.60495580
The market is barely green for days ... MUMUS SISTERS ARE WE GONNA DUMP????
Anonymous (ID: ZPf1qrL6) No.60495581
>>60495545
He's gonna go full retard isn't he?
Anonymous (ID: vTT7xRBn) No.60495584
>>60495218
Why JEPI and not JEPQ? I'm assuming that you're in JEPI for the monthly dividends, but JEPQ has the higher yield. In terms of growth, JEPI has historically done better than JEPQ, but it's not a massive difference, and you potentially make more money off JEPQ if it rises back to what it was in January. JEPI would be ~56 to ~60 while JEPQ would be ~52 to ~60. Am I doing the math wrong?
Anonymous (ID: 6yeEuMBa) No.60495585
>>60495561
Sometimes things have to happen before nothing ever happens.
Anonymous (ID: DEQkdHVk) No.60495586
>>60495570
Imagine the seeths if the Fed cut rates by .001% just to fuck with Trump.
Anonymous (ID: /sPyr0M9) No.60495589
>>60495561
Keep half of it cash. If it happens, you have money to buy the dip.
Anonymous (ID: MCLG+f8Z) No.60495591 >>60495597 >>60495599
Will we be getting any more dips before the fed cuts rates or should I just buy now?
Anonymous (ID: ZPf1qrL6) No.60495594 >>60495601 >>60495634
>>60495561
One of these days, dip buyers are going to get what they deserve and get stuck holding the bag for 15 years.
Anonymous (ID: KqRd4rRE) No.60495595
why JEPI or JEPQ when MAIN exists
Anonymous (ID: E21sAo5V) No.60495597 >>60495610
>>60495591
this chart should tell you everything you need to know
Anonymous (ID: dEAJ+Ol4) No.60495599 >>60495646
>>60495591
Inflation doesn't lead to rates go down
Inflation leads to rate go up
We are in a flat inflation period, inflation will go up in about 4 months
Rates will never go down
:)
Anonymous (ID: KqRd4rRE) No.60495601 >>60495611
>>60495594
Disciplined slurpers will acoomulate for an entire decade and then be at the bottom of the next 2011-2020 bull run and retire in luxury.
Anonymous (ID: DEQkdHVk) No.60495603
Imagine thinking there will any rate cuts in 2025.
Anonymous (ID: q31WMhoM) No.60495609
>>60494834
I wish Sakura was my wife.
Anonymous (ID: MCLG+f8Z) No.60495610 >>60495624
>>60495597
so money printer about to go brrrr?
Anonymous (ID: ZPf1qrL6) No.60495611 >>60495642 >>60495705 >>60495708
>>60495601
Tell that to the Nikkei slurpers. I hope something like that happens to the US market.
Anonymous (ID: RFa4FYv/) No.60495617
>>60495561
It's just gonna be a bunch of frameworks of concepts of plans to make deals + extensions to the pauses

Basically bullish
Anonymous (ID: E21sAo5V) No.60495624 >>60495654
>>60495610
theres still time
Anonymous (ID: 8MuRggoD) No.60495626
>>60495541
Sorry. I only buy US companies.
For me it's NEM.
Anonymous (ID: FQC5hcUk) No.60495628
Also how can i buy SOXL as a european?
Anonymous (ID: RoPt79Dm) No.60495634 >>60495673
>>60495594
y u mad
Anonymous (ID: hMC9zPzt) No.60495642
>>60495611
Nikkei dca worked out fine, eventually.
Anonymous (ID: ia0b84m/) No.60495644
>>60495561
Best to just tank the dip, we know he will cuck eventually.
Anonymous (ID: wrQREUIt) No.60495646
>>60495599
>Rates will never go down
You know how many people were saying this during the volcker years?
Anonymous (ID: dEAJ+Ol4) No.60495650 >>60495676 >>60495694
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/12/trump-trade-news-retail-executives-expect-trump-to-drop-tariffs.html

Big retail think trumps a cuck
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60495651 >>60495711
MSFT carrying hard this market
Anonymous (ID: Atsnevic) No.60495652
behead porn niggers
Anonymous (ID: MCLG+f8Z) No.60495654
>>60495624
Any specific sectors you looking at?

For me, AI/chips is a big one obviously. And maybe some war pig stocks while Ukraine is still hot.
Anonymous (ID: 0cA68h+F) No.60495664
>>60495541
I sold :(
Anonymous (ID: ZPf1qrL6) No.60495673 >>60495794 >>60496611
>>60495634
Because these people are ruining the stock market with their retardation. The market is supposed to be where capital is allocated to the best, most innovative companies, not the casino it is now.
Without assholes like him abominations like MSTR and GME wouldn't exist, TSLA wouldn't be priced so ridiculously and the bullshit quantum stocks wouldn't be able to raise money so easily to finance whatever fraud they're cooking up.
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60495676
>>60495650
He will not fix the debt and deficit at all and will eventually blame Biden. He's done that for months and will continue to do so. Why should he stop?
Anonymous (ID: i3JCzGfC) No.60495694 >>60495698 >>60495718
>>60495650
As far as I can see, he didn't walk back on the China ones. heck, it was supposed to be 20+30=54% on the liberation day chart, and we end up with a deal yesterday that is 55%.
So I'm not sure what the retail market is expecting, but if they pikachuface when the EU reciprocal stay in place, I'll laugh my ass off.
Anonymous (ID: i3JCzGfC) No.60495698
>>60495694
20+34*
Anonymous (ID: MyLUCP1a) No.60495701
I heard Anduril is planning to IPO

I'm sure it will be ridiculously expensive but I'd still put money behind the dude.
Another Peter Thiel co filed for IPO too - some kind of crypto exchange with a catchy name. Bull Market? Something like that. It's gonna pop because
>crypto
>crypto exchange
>Peter Thiel
Anonymous (ID: 2JBDD5g9) No.60495705
>>60495611
Anon there’s nothing wrong with wishing death to America but think of the Euro slurpers before you say things like that
Anonymous (ID: DDN+Q1ER) No.60495708
>>60495611
>they all bought at the top and only the top
why are retard sideline pussies like this
Anonymous (ID: MyLUCP1a) No.60495710
I clicked one too many YouTube videos and now my feed is full of "buy THIS stock to gain 4,000% by 2027"
Anonymous (ID: 2JBDD5g9) No.60495711 >>60495713 >>60495722
>>60495651
The ticker is UNH. U-N-H
Anonymous (ID: 8MuRggoD) No.60495713 >>60495726
>>60495711
JXNigger, is that you?
Anonymous (ID: dEAJ+Ol4) No.60495718
>>60495694
Trump hates shit that damages his image of flourishment no matter how fake and gay anything is
Just look at him citing wholesale gas and eggs meanwhile eggs ytd have gone up 40% in price and have yet to stabilize
Once rural retards realize they can't afford little timmys nikes anymore and small town places can't afford cheapie imports anymore he'll cuck out
Anonymous (ID: x/u0FRUT) No.60495722 >>60495726
>>60495711
i own two whole shares. WGMI
Anonymous (ID: 2JBDD5g9) No.60495726 >>60495735 >>60495744 >>60496805
>>60495713
No
>>60495722
WAGMI frogposter
Anonymous (ID: 8MuRggoD) No.60495735 >>60495744
>>60495726
A fellow ZIM brother, i see.
WAGMI
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60495738 >>60495748 >>60495753
>@ShalomLipner
>"Last Thursday, Witkoff [told] a closed-door briefing for GOP senators...that Israeli military strikes are on the table if no agreement is reached...and the US is concerned Israel's air defenses would not be able to handle an Iranian response."
@BarakRavid

Americans, time to offer yourselves as meatshields
Anonymous (ID: MyLUCP1a) No.60495744 >>60495766
>>60495735
>>60495726
I hope I didn't get you guys into this ZIM mess. I'm the dude who bought like 1 week ago.

It will come around, I'm sure.
Anonymous (ID: wrQREUIt) No.60495748
>>60495738
Europe is gay lmao
Anonymous (ID: MyLUCP1a) No.60495753
>>60495738
Out of all the noise I heard something that seems far more important than everything else today.

Apparently Bibi's son is getting married on 16th June? No way he's going to disrupt his son's wedding, so nothing will happen.

To me that sounds far more reasonable than other arguments.
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60495758
>Trump saying a thing
>dump 8 points
>immediately rebuy 5 in 30 secs
Anonymous (ID: JWOi3kaW) No.60495764 >>60495780
Continuing jobless claims highest since December 2021.
Anonymous (ID: 8MuRggoD) No.60495766
>>60495744
>It will come around
What goes around...
Welcome newfren. I was there for the IPO. Have fun and enjoy the ride.
Anonymous (ID: MyLUCP1a) No.60495780 >>60495791 >>60495800
>>60495764
schlop schlop schlop
Anonymous (ID: 7aVHIpJ6) No.60495783
come home to bant whiteman
Anonymous (ID: dEAJ+Ol4) No.60495789
>US Treasury Secretary Bessent: I don't think tariffs are taxes.

Then inform us gay man, what is a tariff then
As far as I'm concerned people 300 years ago would agree it's a consumption tax
Anonymous (ID: MyLUCP1a) No.60495791 >>60495800
>>60495780
Also the thing it labelled "No" is at 0.4% when the threshold is 0.5%

>b. Sahm Rule (Unemployment Signal)
The rule has not yet triggered. A true warning comes when the 3‑month average unemployment rate rises by 0.5percentage point above its 12‑month low.

>We're currently ~0.4 percentage point above that lowβ€”so it’s close, but no signal yet
Anonymous (ID: RRvE2Asw) No.60495794 >>60495808
>>60495673
>GME
lmao, the fuck are you crying about MSTR and GME like a faggot for?
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60495799
>MSFT PE 37
Anonymous (ID: ydPs/Oxd) No.60495800
>>60495791
>>60495780
didnt sahm trigger 6 months ago or so? people were talking about it alot last year. Also fun consoomer sentiment tomorrow.
Anonymous (ID: IU1YfpzD) No.60495804 >>60495819
why does soxl literally just keep going up, what the fuck man. I was telling myself I'd wait for it dip again when it was at 15. I have no idea how anyone times that shit.
Anonymous (ID: Gad2PBS8) No.60495808 >>60495851
>>60495794
Not that anon, but MSTR is a blatant, in your face ponzi scheme that regulators are fine with for some reason. GME is also trying the same playbook now with its Bitcoin purchases. He has a point.
Anonymous (ID: RV13K/O2) No.60495809 >>60495821 >>60495850
>>60495553
ppl here use robin hood? interactive brokers? schwab? etoro?
should i run a strawpoll?
Anonymous (ID: ydPs/Oxd) No.60495819
>>60495804
it dips when you buy it anon.
Anonymous (ID: aK7N7mMm) No.60495821
>>60495809
i use fidelity
Anonymous (ID: Aup/rizt) No.60495830 >>60495844
WAR

WAR IN OUR TIME

IRAN DELENDA EST

DEPORT ALL MUSLIMS
Anonymous (ID: tYufQIpq) No.60495834
you have to be crazy to step into a boeing
Anonymous (ID: Yq1zIOtl) No.60495836
GME is on sale bros WAGMI
Anonymous (ID: 8MuRggoD) No.60495844
>>60495830
Buy RTX or LMT?
Anonymous (ID: MyLUCP1a) No.60495848 >>60495856 >>60495863
OK Boeing is toast but if you think I am getting into an airplane made by a company called "Boom" you must be insane.
What were they thinking.
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60495850
>>60495809
>eToro
>Spread
Anonymous (ID: RRvE2Asw) No.60495851 >>60495866 >>60495877
>>60495808
MSTR sells analytics software and GME is video game/tcg retailer. Because they're passively investing into crypto they're ponzis? Smg niggers will cry about legitimate companies being ponzis but then yolo 3x etf's and pray for moon shots.
Anonymous (ID: lUWfdWG5) No.60495853 >>60495867 >>60496066 >>60496167
is there a good reason to buy and hold a stock that doesn't pay a dividend? especially one with rocky performance? i feel like my money is just tied up in these companies and does nothing. amazon is a great example. it's basically sitting at where i bought it, i started buying it in November of last year. the thousand bucks i'm poured into it has done fuck all. why should i hold this shit? so it can dip again?
shit like nvidia is a no brainer, i am killing it there. but most stocks just don't have the kind of price movement i want to see.
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60495856
>>60495848
>Boeing is toast
50 planes have to drop on a single day for that to happen
McDonalds killed a person and poisoned others too last year and the stock is higher
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60495860 >>60495872 >>60495914 >>60495959
>US Tsy Sec. Bessent: `We'll See' If China Tariff Pause Ends In August
oh no no no no
Anonymous (ID: Atsnevic) No.60495863
>>60495848
They will never be allowed to fall which is why I’m never getting on a boeing
Anonymous (ID: Gad2PBS8) No.60495866 >>60495890
>>60495851
>MSTR sells analytics software
lol and how much of the valuation is based on that?
Anonymous (ID: ydPs/Oxd) No.60495867 >>60496161
>>60495853
to be fair the entire market is only +0.10% from EOM november 2024 so you didnt miss out that much.
Anonymous (ID: Atsnevic) No.60495872
>>60495860
what pause? didnnt they make deal yesterday
Anonymous (ID: MyLUCP1a) No.60495877 >>60495890
>>60495851
>MSTR sells analytics software
There's a kebab place close to work where the owner's son also repairs broken smartphone screens in the back office.
It's not advertised, you have to know by word of mouth and ask the kebab people to be sent in.
Anonymous (ID: wrQREUIt) No.60495881 >>60495888
Trump is my President
America is my Country
Libtards seethe
Yuros seethe
Trannies seethe
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60495887 >>60495895 >>60495896
Dump or pump in 5minutes?
Anonymous (ID: ydPs/Oxd) No.60495888
>>60495881
zased
Anonymous (ID: /MlYdZd1) No.60495889
>QNTM at 113.2% owned
Uh oh...That's not good. 22% and ripping.
Anonymous (ID: RRvE2Asw) No.60495890
>>60495866
>>60495877
I'd say watch your back when moving goal posts, but at least there's two of you team lifting
Anonymous (ID: pPOu37/h) No.60495891 >>60495895
henlo when is the pump thank you
Anonymous (ID: 8MuRggoD) No.60495895
>>60495887
>>60495891
NEM pump in 5
Anonymous (ID: ydPs/Oxd) No.60495896
>>60495887
>snibs.jpeg
*blocks your path*
Anonymous (ID: rpJMJCM8) No.60495900 >>60495904
It is well and truly over. I am poor beyond measure, but what does it matter, money will be meaningless.
Anonymous (ID: ydPs/Oxd) No.60495904
>>60495900
>money will be meaningless.
but cunny will be forever
Anonymous (ID: vTT7xRBn) No.60495905
CHYM hype lasted like 5 minutes. Guess people were still recovering from CRCL.
Anonymous (ID: dEAJ+Ol4) No.60495914 >>60495930 >>60495959
>>60495860
This is TACO news
He already said he'll extend it if everyones diplomatic
aka the tariffs are literally fake and gay and they're being used as a retarded fake gun under the table
Anonymous (ID: DFZ5vnBC) No.60495916 >>60495920
>>60495553
ThinkorSwim/Schwab for me, though I was a TDA customer first
Anonymous (ID: ydPs/Oxd) No.60495920 >>60495951
>>60495916
if schwab would give me options access I would switch to ToS in a heart beat.
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60495930 >>60495953 >>60496443 >>60496463
>>60495914
aaah, you must have read Bessent.
Anonymous (ID: MyLUCP1a) No.60495935
This keeps happening repeatedly in recent weeks, ever since liberation day
Today's Nasdaq volume was 60% two penny stocks.

Is this some kind of new scam? Why does it keep happening?
Anonymous (ID: DFZ5vnBC) No.60495941
>>60495542
No, and early assignment is unlikely anyhow
Anonymous (ID: wrQREUIt) No.60495951
>>60495920
I applied for level 2 and got it approved immediately
Just don’t request margin account
Anonymous (ID: 6yeEuMBa) No.60495952
I hate oracle and I hate that they're doing well.
Anonymous (ID: dEAJ+Ol4) No.60495953
>>60495930
>We dont wanna use tariffs just threaten them
>Uses tariffs anyways

He's a retard who works for a bigger retard chasing a pipe dream
Anonymous (ID: CB8tlQKg) No.60495959
>>60495860
>>60495914
Is Trump now chickening out of chickening out?
Anonymous (ID: sKEzcE9z) No.60495967 >>60495982 >>60496003
I told you fags about CHYM.
Anonymous (ID: 8MuRggoD) No.60495982
>>60495967
What about XTIA?
Anonymous (ID: xzP5omJB) No.60495984
WELP
guess im a CHYM baggie now
went all in at 43
Anonymous (ID: oqKESOxY) No.60495995
Is anyone buying AIRO on its IPO friday
Anonymous (ID: vTT7xRBn) No.60496003
>>60495967
It can't even hold $40. BULL 2.0.
Anonymous (ID: TpfvmfVf) No.60496005 >>60496009
Can’t decide whether to take some in profit or if this is the slow ascension to heaven.
Anonymous (ID: TpfvmfVf) No.60496009
>>60496005
In regard to unh
Anonymous (ID: DFZ5vnBC) No.60496010 >>60496016 >>60496050
>Trump administration will tell migrants from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua and Venezuela their legal status is terminated
Anonymous (ID: dEAJ+Ol4) No.60496016 >>60496022 >>60496025
>>60496010
>Cubans arguably the most conservative Hispanic getting told to go back

Lmfao get fucked retards
Anonymous (ID: ydPs/Oxd) No.60496022 >>60496031
>>60496016
>cubans
>conservative
leddit moment
Anonymous (ID: evi7nyV9) No.60496025 >>60496031
>>60496016
The new arrivals through TEMPORARY protected status aren't.
Anonymous (ID: GqrP73EZ) No.60496030
is that a possible head and shoulders pattern i see on the hourly SPY?
Anonymous (ID: dEAJ+Ol4) No.60496031 >>60496036
>>60496025
>>60496022
You literally have no idea what youre talking about
Stop larping like you know cultures when you arent from south florida
The anchor babies arent, the retarded adults with communism brainrot are still illegal
Anonymous (ID: Yq1zIOtl) No.60496036 >>60496039 >>60496043
>>60496031
Go back paco
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60496039
>>60496036
Vatos Locos, esse
Anonymous (ID: dEAJ+Ol4) No.60496043
>>60496036
Yeah they will, they'll finally stop shitting up miami
Anonymous (ID: oqKESOxY) No.60496050
>>60496010
man I want to slap that old Mexican lady at work that unironically loves trump
>"TRUMP'S ONLY GOING TO DEPORT CRIMINALS"
fuck her, I want her to suck my dick
Anonymous (ID: obN4V8TA) No.60496066 >>60496119 >>60496123 >>60496133
>>60495853
I used to waste money in strip clubs, now I let the strip clubs pay me. RICK just announced a juicy $0.07/dividend, and they've paid one every quarter for the past 38 quarters. If you're expecting an economic downturn, RICK historically performs well in times of misery.
Anonymous (ID: CZG4QIY9) No.60496088 >>60496117
Investing in China has paid off.
Anonymous (ID: vTT7xRBn) No.60496097
How the fuck is AAPL green? Unfair.
Anonymous (ID: evi7nyV9) No.60496117
>>60496088
*investing in chinese shell companies that don't actually own anything
Anonymous (ID: lUWfdWG5) No.60496119 >>60496234
>>60496066
>juicy $0.07/dividend
>juicy
>7 cents
kek, for a stock that's twice the price of pfizer, with it's actually juicy 7% dividend.
are you for real man?
Anonymous (ID: evi7nyV9) No.60496123 >>60496234
>>60496066
>If you're expecting an economic downturn, RICK historically performs well in times of misery.
Buying puts.
Anonymous (ID: DFZ5vnBC) No.60496133 >>60496151 >>60496153 >>60496234
>>60496066
If times get tough, it seems like going out to strip clubs and sports bars would be one of the first things people cut out, though
Anonymous (ID: pXmArc2g) No.60496151
>>60496133
You are using logic to try to determine human action.
Poors love bad habits when times are tough. It eases their suffering.
Fucked, but true.
Anonymous (ID: CZG4QIY9) No.60496153
>>60496133
People turn to rougher intoxicants when things get tough. That said, I fucking love going to a bar taking a couple shots of liquor in my car and then getting three beers during happy hour for $10 and fucking around shooting pool playing beer pong and chasing ass.
Anonymous (ID: q31WMhoM) No.60496161
>>60495867
it is down 10% if you add the dollar rugging
Anonymous (ID: Njp9561u) No.60496166
I lost 300 bucks... going to have a sad fap
Anonymous (ID: pXmArc2g) No.60496167
>>60495853
This is why I stick with industrials and commodities, more potential for growth as redtape is removed.
Honestly I look at Amazon and reach the same conclusion. I don't understand why people think it's attractive.
Anonymous (ID: v1VgJx9Q) No.60496191 >>60496200
What buy?
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60496197 >>60496213
Great fuckin trading session, America
Anonymous (ID: GqrP73EZ) No.60496200
>>60496191
puts
Anonymous (ID: V0jrot0v) No.60496213
>>60496197
You will like the 1.00% trading bandwidth and you will say thank you
Anonymous (ID: DV6qHNZI) No.60496234
>>60496119
(You)'re not wrong, but I'm trying to put together a bull case for RICK in hopes of being more entertaining than Celsiusfag.
>>60496123
See my reply above and zoom out, it actually tends to be a coal mine canary for downturns and it's been on something of a tear post-coof.
>>60496133
That makes sense to me as well, I suppose a case could be made for doom spending and the pay-as-you-go bubble not quite being fully inflated yet. I'm looking forward to the documentary where some economist is talking about people financing handjobs being the point of no return.
To reiterate, I'm being a bit specious here, but I am looking at strip clubs being a leading indicator. The money laundering aspect is something else I want to investigate.
Anonymous (ID: 0rX9ebUn) No.60496246 >>60496251
What are the chances they change the definition of recession and move the numbers thresholds around a bit again?
Anonymous (ID: i3JCzGfC) No.60496251 >>60496295
>>60496246
Why change the definition when you simply cook the numbers like the chinks
Anonymous (ID: oGdtWzAQ) No.60496286
yay bull market!
Anonymous (ID: 0rX9ebUn) No.60496295
>>60496251
Can't have both cook the numbers. Which one is real?
Anonymous (ID: oA/Kizro) No.60496304
I was short (a month ago) and now I'm down 50%
Anonymous (ID: MeJJykxi) No.60496310 >>60496329
How come some news is bought while other news is sold
Anonymous (ID: DDN+Q1ER) No.60496329
>>60496310
depends if the algos are feeling frisky or not
Anonymous (ID: nGP9hrDQ) No.60496330 >>60496337 >>60496409
How can i invest in American ETF like SOXL , JEPI , YINN as a european. Degiro doesn't let me invest in AMERICA
Anonymous (ID: pPOu37/h) No.60496332
henlo mister jerome
wrong direction
please fix asap
thank you goodbye
Anonymous (ID: aK7N7mMm) No.60496337
>>60496330
stop being a europoor
Anonymous (ID: 0rX9ebUn) No.60496338
This flag is high. This flag is looking TIGHT.
Anonymous (ID: Zj6dHUd4) No.60496341
this $602.9 SPY support is ironclad. no chance in hell this is a red day
Anonymous (ID: J1r+63L3) No.60496344 >>60496374 >>60496411
Alright lads, if war was to break out, what would be the best stocks to put your money in? What commodities?
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60496345
AAAAAAG
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60496354
>immediately bought
Anonymous (ID: qVybr2d1) No.60496365
GAY BEARS PREPPING
SELL REDDIT SELL
Anonymous (ID: wv8E7cEH) No.60496367 >>60496604
30Y bond auction went well
>The U.S. government sold $22 billion of 30-year notes on Thursday at a lower-than-expected yield as demand for safe-haven US Treasuries remain intact amid concerns that volatile trade policies in Washington and mounting U.S. debt are forcing investors to seek alternatives.

>The notes were awarded at 4.844%, below the pre-sale, or when-issue, rate of 4.859%, and below the 4.819% yield high seen in the prior auction.
Anonymous (ID: J4CqhQGE) No.60496371 >>60496494 >>60496494 >>60496494
Any good premiums for calls expiring tomorrow???
Anonymous (ID: 8MuRggoD) No.60496374
>>60496344
JPM and ZIM
Anonymous (ID: +OuRuYpx) No.60496375 >>60496398 >>60496413
why the fuck is TSLA falling , Elon bent the fucking knee

I need it at 370 to break even
Anonymous (ID: 6yeEuMBa) No.60496398
>>60496375
Still cutting ev subsidies
Anonymous (ID: k35F84Ve) No.60496409 >>60496430
>>60496330
you can't invest in a lot of those because EU government determined them too risky.
Anonymous (ID: vTT7xRBn) No.60496411 >>60496414 >>60496426
>>60496344
If it's Israel v. Iran, oil stocks have to be the best bet.
Anonymous (ID: dEAJ+Ol4) No.60496413 >>60496447
>>60496375
Drump is "pro EV" but anti "the government giving you a break to promote EV"

Hes really the worst business man to ever live
Anonymous (ID: 6yeEuMBa) No.60496414
>>60496411
Starting to feel like oil stocks are free money every time oil gets too cheap because someone in some shit hole oil state will want to start something up to pump the price.
Anonymous (ID: J1r+63L3) No.60496426 >>60496456
>>60496411
Thanks. And what oil stocks would be good? Would Gold mining stocks be good too?
Anonymous (ID: Uwcqe2BA) No.60496429 >>60496473
Is this Max Verstappen
Anonymous (ID: i3JCzGfC) No.60496430
>>60496409
No, it's most of the time because the companies making those ETFs don't bother publishing (and translate) the various Key Information Document so the brokers can add the tickers to their platform.
Blame the ETF providers first and foremost. They don't do it simple because those markets would be too low volume and won't bring much money. Much like a manufacturer won't bother releasing its products in specific countries.
Anonymous (ID: AwA0Kaet) No.60496431
This was my final slurp, selling the next little pump and then im out until the big crash
Anonymous (ID: 6yCC9U06) No.60496443 >>60496463
>>60495930
Tariffs did not strengthen the dollar. Everyone, pro- and anti-, was wrong about this
Anonymous (ID: wrQREUIt) No.60496447 >>60496474
>>60496413
> Hes really the worst business man to ever live
Let’s see your billions, nigger
Anonymous (ID: vTT7xRBn) No.60496456 >>60496465
>>60496426
CVX for the fat dividend to tide you over during the waiting period. There's also OXY if you're a boomer. Finally, UCO can either make or break your account as an LETF.
Regarding gold, you're better off just buying GLD instead of miners. They generally have slim margins, can have issues extracting the gold, and are vulnerable to third-world dictators seizing their stuff. Stick to the product rather than the producer.
Anonymous (ID: CZG4QIY9) No.60496458
Boeing, a jeet enterprise, claimed 290 jeet lives
Anonymous (ID: DEUkZkbp) No.60496463 >>60496485
>>60495930
>>60496443
why the hell would tariffs strengthen the dollar?
Anonymous (ID: J1r+63L3) No.60496465
>>60496456
Thank you anon
Anonymous (ID: Wfq+2TtT) No.60496473
>>60496429
No, it's Maximilliano el Stapo
Anonymous (ID: dEAJ+Ol4) No.60496474 >>60496486 >>60496501
>>60496447
The one his daddy gave him via his properties?
Simping for a nepobaby who couldn't run a casino is pretty pathetic
Anonymous (ID: MeJJykxi) No.60496478 >>60496490 >>60496536
Why are celts such prolific coalburners
Literally never met a redhead who doesn't roll in mud like its a sport
Anonymous (ID: IQyet+j0) No.60496481
POWER HOUR
O
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H
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Anonymous (ID: UJQSZeJl) No.60496483
Is this good advice?
Anonymous (ID: 6yCC9U06) No.60496485
>>60496463
Foreign e.g. autos taxed -> more domestic autos -> more auto exports -> more demand for dollars. In other words it all evens out, except that the industries you tariff hardest benefit at the expense of all other industries. But that's wrong so far
Anonymous (ID: wrQREUIt) No.60496486 >>60496496
>>60496474
We don’t have TDS, here.
r/wsb might be a better place for you
Trump WON
Kamala LOST
Democrats LOST
trannies LOST
The ukraine LOST
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60496490 >>60496492
>>60496478
Not my problem (actually to my benefit)
Anonymous (ID: MeJJykxi) No.60496492
>>60496490
Hello nigger
Anonymous (ID: 6yCC9U06) No.60496493 >>60496502 >>60496510 >>60496830
Anonymous (ID: J4CqhQGE) No.60496494 >>60496500
>>60496371
>>60496371
>>60496371
Please respond.
Anonymous (ID: aK7N7mMm) No.60496496 >>60496569
>>60496486
>the ukraine
why are there stinky ziggers in my nice stock market general
Anonymous (ID: DDN+Q1ER) No.60496500
>>60496494
sell naked GME calls
Anonymous (ID: mzP5yyde) No.60496501 >>60496519
>>60496474
>daddy
>Simping
>nepobaby

Troons aren't welcome in this thread or on this board. You will never be a woman.
Anonymous (ID: hMC9zPzt) No.60496502
>>60496493
What the hell is this? Engines cut out or was it another crash like the MAX where shit pilot couldn't deal with shit computer?
Anonymous (ID: J4CqhQGE) No.60496505 >>60496537
What does net debit, net credit, and even mean when rolling calls?
Anonymous (ID: evi7nyV9) No.60496506
>>60495329
I can connect the apps to my bank directly, but I would have to give my credentials to "Trustly", which I don't trust. I have to transfer to paypal, then paypal charges money for instant transfers, so I do the slow ones.
Anonymous (ID: MyLUCP1a) No.60496507
AMD -2% and didn't even bounce on the news

Got nothing more to give
Anonymous (ID: DBiC5PUp) No.60496510 >>60496589
>>60496493
wtf is wrong with boing? isnt that like the 3 or 4th crash in the last 5 years. I would never ever board a fucking boing plane.
Anonymous (ID: dEAJ+Ol4) No.60496519 >>60496563
>>60496501
Wheres your billions mouth breather?
Did daddys money trickle down yet?
Two more weeks right?
Anonymous (ID: MyLUCP1a) No.60496522 >>60496541
Do you guys rebalance? How often?

It feels a little crazy to pull money from your winners and pile into your losers just to fix the ratio
Anonymous (ID: 5My8PIVJ) No.60496528
>>60495541
Picked up 1k shares over the past week
Maybe I ought to buy more
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60496532 >>60496544
>US President Trump: The Rescissions Bill is a NO BRAINER, and every single Republican in Congress should vote, β€œYES.”
Anonymous (ID: CZG4QIY9) No.60496536
>>60496478
I would agree. I can only summarize it being poor and Catholic and treated like them anyways
Anonymous (ID: DDN+Q1ER) No.60496537
>>60496505
you're either getting paid or paying up for the roll
Anonymous (ID: q31WMhoM) No.60496541
>>60496522
rebalancing is a scam to make you pay more fees
Anonymous (ID: c1tM9C+s) No.60496543
hold HE long term yes or no
Anonymous (ID: CZG4QIY9) No.60496544
>>60496532
No tax cuts for the poor. Only wealthy
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60496555 >>60496724
A session like this will most likely end in a pump
Anonymous (ID: mzP5yyde) No.60496563 >>60496594
>>60496519
>13 posts in this thread ALONE screeching about Trump into the void
>several of your posts are responding to people who completely ignore you
>several of your posts are responding to nobody and nobody responds to you

Ah yes, you seem like a very sane person whose opinion I should trust on financial matters, as well as political. Thank you for your contributions to the thread!
Anonymous (ID: onLGJR7Q) No.60496569
>>60496496
Coping about their one million dead.
Even posted a little gay photo too.
Anonymous (ID: dEAJ+Ol4) No.60496574
>Muh post count
>Actively reading every single one for context
Literal Redditor who stalks your profile
Go back lmao this is a general you fucking cuck
Anonymous (ID: MyLUCP1a) No.60496581 >>60496594
I think it's kinda funny that IBKR has outperformed the S&P500 by so much.

They've got millions of things on offer and it turns out one of the best things to buy was the shop itself.
Anonymous (ID: xeWarKTV) No.60496589
>>60496510
They went heavily into DEI a few years ago and then also out sourced their software engineering to pajeets. The famous crash from the auto pilot software was designed by two indians literally still in college for $20 an hour because they didn't want to pay a team of white people to make it
Anonymous (ID: xeWarKTV) No.60496594 >>60496610
>>60496563
"it" has been seething since this morning and repeatedly banned for screeching about politics
>>60496581
I felt the same way about Berkshire. I'm wondering how the new guy will do
Anonymous (ID: ydPs/Oxd) No.60496604
>>60496367
bullish for puts
Anonymous (ID: MyLUCP1a) No.60496610 >>60496614 >>60496617
>>60496594
>I'm wondering how the new guy will do
Maybe it's different in their case but Tim Apple, Satya Nadella and that other Indian guy at Google all boosted their stock price dramatically when the OGs retired (or died).
Anonymous (ID: ffl/iYn4) No.60496611 >>60496660
>>60495673
>The market is supposed to be
a free market. People invest their money in people so maybe even if the company is lacking the community is still strong. Also if a company has a strong mission that can yield big results if they pull it off so it's natural to speculate in the market.
Anonymous (ID: ydPs/Oxd) No.60496614 >>60496639
>>60496610
>le jeet ceos are good for business. trust.
if you step on the gas you go faster but you also run out of gas faster
Anonymous (ID: xeWarKTV) No.60496617 >>60496673
>>60496610
Honestly I feel Warren for all his strengths really suffered for only knowing his own areas and not being able to branch out. he completely missed the semi conductor boom as well as amazing stocks like JPM. There were some fantastic, even old fashioned companies to buy that he missed because he got too fearful or too obsessed with value

He bought TSM at $62, sold it at $85 in three months, and then within the year it was over $200 lol

Fuck, he even sold his VOO and VTI and SPY
Anonymous (ID: sjtz/RCL) No.60496633
Best Stock to hold for alt season?
Alt season is coming in a month.
My broker doesn't have greyscale trust
Anonymous (ID: MyLUCP1a) No.60496639
>>60496614
I don't like the Google guy but Satya is good, you can see it in his eyes. He's a winner.

Compared to other top CEOs like Tim Apple and Zuck and Elon, the Google guy feels off, he's not in the same league.

I don't know who else has that kind of aura whose company isn't already worth a gazillion dollars. Maybe Anduril when they IPO. That dude is special.
Anonymous (ID: GqrP73EZ) No.60496647
i bought puts for monday, spy to $595.
Anonymous (ID: MyLUCP1a) No.60496651 >>60496655
Thank you for your service
Anonymous (ID: xeWarKTV) No.60496655 >>60496667 >>60496710 >>60496717
>>60496651
imagine the gay bears who sold cause of "muh tariffs and inflation!"
Anonymous (ID: ZPf1qrL6) No.60496660
>>60496611
There's healthy speculation and there's retardation. There is no way you can justify something like the quantum pump. None.
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60496666
It's over.
Anonymous (ID: sjtz/RCL) No.60496667 >>60496671 >>60496677 >>60496690 >>60496696
>>60496655
Taco
Anonymous (ID: 6yCC9U06) No.60496671
>>60496667
The tariffs in effect right now are higher than what was considered the worst case on April 1
Anonymous (ID: 6yeEuMBa) No.60496673
>>60496617
He sold TSM because of geopolitical risks, not because of the tech. I do feel like he was overly conservative there though. SPY is historically overvalued, so it makes sense.
Anonymous (ID: wrQREUIt) No.60496677 >>60496700
>>60496667
Back to plebbit
Anonymous (ID: xeWarKTV) No.60496690 >>60496703
>>60496667
China literally has a 55% tariff right now lol
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60496691 >>60496702 >>60498126 >>60498126
I say Israel will strike Iran later (Iran morning time)
Anonymous (ID: evi7nyV9) No.60496696
>>60496667
Taco y burrito ese
Anonymous (ID: 9d0hMh3Q) No.60496700
>>60496677
Owww wittle babby got their feelings hurt. Don't say mean things about mwister pwesident people.
Anonymous (ID: DBiC5PUp) No.60496702
>>60496691
bullish (for democracy)
Anonymous (ID: 6yeEuMBa) No.60496703 >>60496705 >>60496722
>>60496690
Markets are betting that it's going to get rolled back even further.
Anonymous (ID: xeWarKTV) No.60496705
>>60496703
I mean great lol
Anonymous (ID: ydPs/Oxd) No.60496710
>>60496655
selling doesnt make you a bear, nigger
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60496711
>Post

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Anonymous (ID: 4mR8eUlA) No.60496712
The nazis had around 35k forced prostitutes, it is said each was raped on average 32 times per day, arithmetically speaking. its a 408 million rapes happening each year, yet im still getting more fucked than all of them put together since the inception of mr TrumpΒ΄s market.
Anonymous (ID: MyLUCP1a) No.60496717 >>60496741
>>60496655
Part of me thinks it's over and we just continue going higher here

There's another part of me that remembers the yield curve inverted before tariffs were a thing, that Warren is holding like $300bn+ in cash waiting for a recession and so on and so forth. Even that deleted Elon tweet.

Anyway I can't predict the future and staying cash while waiting for a correction forever is one of the worst things you can do. If it drops I'll take the hit and keep buying more with my salary.
Anonymous (ID: 6yCC9U06) No.60496722
>>60496703
Are they, or are they now thinking that a little disinflation, a little excuse to cut would be good. (And are they right - I want them to be wrong but the data has not vindicated bears)
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60496724
>>60496555
Yep, trips of truth.
Anonymous (ID: dPv7NQRS) No.60496733 >>60496740
>people unironically report for racism
Grim, this place is full of ridditors. Newsflash, bans dont matter because we dont have accounts to care about karma on. Go back.
Nice pump for MAIN, I slurped 4 shares in the morning when it dipped.
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60496740
>>60496733
nice IP
Anonymous (ID: 62nL8iBc) No.60496741
>>60496717
I think BTC is a decent leading indicator for risk-on assets and uhhhhhhhh *tsk* its not uhhhhhhhh
Anonymous (ID: DBiC5PUp) No.60496742
who here a srpt bag holder. give me your thesis
Anonymous (ID: DFZ5vnBC) No.60496750 >>60496755 >>60496760 >>60496761 >>60496762 >>60496766 >>60496771 >>60496781 >>60496802 >>60496925 >>60496975
>no dinganon
It's over
Anyway how'd you do? +.30% here
Anonymous (ID: MyLUCP1a) No.60496755
>>60496750
-0.29% :(
Anonymous (ID: xeWarKTV) No.60496760 >>60496781
>>60496750
I think he got banned again
Anonymous (ID: aK7N7mMm) No.60496761
>>60496750
up 0.48% nice little overperformance
Anonymous (ID: DBiC5PUp) No.60496762
>>60496750
>-0.24%
could have been worse
Anonymous (ID: YeNV1fDd) No.60496763
im thinking UNH to 350 then take profits
Anonymous (ID: 6yeEuMBa) No.60496766
>>60496750
+0.00%
Made 7 bucks on a million dollar portfolio.
Anonymous (ID: JWOi3kaW) No.60496769 >>60496780
I'm thinkan 0 (zero) rate cuts until 2026.
Anonymous (ID: xeWarKTV) No.60496771
>>60496750
im happy
Anonymous (ID: YeNV1fDd) No.60496780 >>60496791 >>60496798 >>60496803 >>60496826
>>60496769
kinda crazy trump was begging for rate cuts a few months back and we're bacm at 6000 already now. either he was totally overreacting, or we're in for pain town soon
Anonymous (ID: pPOu37/h) No.60496781 >>60496790
>>60496750
>>60496760
sorry, I was in a work call, I didn't get banned, I haven't been banned in over a year or so
I lost $10
Anonymous (ID: ydPs/Oxd) No.60496786 >>60496893 >>60496982
totally not fake and not gay pump in final 5 minutes to close at today's high
Anonymous (ID: xeWarKTV) No.60496790
>>60496781
>I lost $10
it's fucking over
Anonymous (ID: 62nL8iBc) No.60496791
>>60496780
both can be true
Anonymous (ID: JWOi3kaW) No.60496798 >>60496807 >>60496829
>>60496780
The govt debt refinance is going to be funny.
Anonymous (ID: hjlXOYLH) No.60496802
>>60496750
+32% from a 0DTE put
Satisfied but not as good as the 0DTE I wanted in the morning that returned nearly +100%
Anonymous (ID: xeWarKTV) No.60496803
>>60496780
I think he's mostly butthurt because the fed cut rates 50, 25, and then 25 when inflation was higher last year
Anonymous (ID: YEkvdRtP) No.60496805
>>60495726
My only regret is I didn't buy more. 10 shares at a 10%~ profit already
Anonymous (ID: ydPs/Oxd) No.60496807 >>60496823
>>60496798
the debt is never getting refinanced
Anonymous (ID: 5AvYr18w) No.60496821 >>60496862 >>60496873 >>60496878
>gme today
what in the actual FUCK are those perfectly straight lines? it spent almost an hour at exactly the same price just not going anywhere at all what the fuck
Anonymous (ID: xeWarKTV) No.60496823 >>60496828 >>60496833 >>60496842
>>60496807
isn't something as simple as selling way more bonds when rates become low? Have we done that before?
Anonymous (ID: MyLUCP1a) No.60496826
>>60496780
I always remember them cutting rates in a hurry just as a recession is about to hit, and it's always too late to stop it
Anonymous (ID: 6yeEuMBa) No.60496828
>>60496823
Govts can't just refinance the same way homeowners do because any move they make impacts the whole market.
Anonymous (ID: 6yCC9U06) No.60496829
>>60496798
They're going short term and (as somebody linked yesterday) they're cutting out the thing where the Fed pays interest on member bank reserves, which is gonna push down rates. Remember how we were trying to prop up rates for a decade, well we reverse the shit we tried then
Anonymous (ID: ScvF3F+x) No.60496830 >>60496836
>>60496493
Elon needs H-1B pilots for his private jet
Anonymous (ID: ydPs/Oxd) No.60496833
>>60496823
no one will want to buy shitty low yield bonds. They can only refinance as much as people are willing to buy bonds from them, and they have bigger fish to fry with that capital like funding the government for the time being. They are already struggling with bond demand as it is if they lower rates no one buy their debt.
Anonymous (ID: xeWarKTV) No.60496836 >>60496874
>>60496830
apparently the 787 has a metric ass load of redundancy and the pilots were very experienced so this is an insane fail
something like double engine fail rather than "the rudder was down or the flaps were up"
Anonymous (ID: MyLUCP1a) No.60496842 >>60496850 >>60496869
>>60496823
During COVID, Austria issued a 100-year bond yielding 0.9%

Investors slurped it up, now it's kinda worthless I imagine
Anonymous (ID: xeWarKTV) No.60496850 >>60496856 >>60496860 >>60496992
>>60496842
>it's real
holy fucking shit I will never understand bond investors
and people think this market is efficient
Anonymous (ID: 6yCC9U06) No.60496856
>>60496850
It's highly highly regulated with banks usually forced by law to buy domestic government bonds
Anonymous (ID: MyLUCP1a) No.60496860 >>60496962
>>60496850
People always allocate some money into bonds, like the famous 60/40 portfolio, or the Vanguard Lifestrategy ETFs that have various degree of bond exposure
So the bonds get slurped up by those no matter what.

I think Switzerland is now yielding negative again and the bonds find buyers.
Anonymous (ID: HmjoEEQ2) No.60496862
>>60496821
>>gme today
>what in the actual FUCK are those perfectly straight lines? it spent almost an hour at exactly the same price just not going anywhere at all what the fuck
welcome to the memes my friend
Anonymous (ID: 6yeEuMBa) No.60496869
>>60496842
Brilliant move by the Austrian govt, they basically got international investors to pay taxes to Austria.
Anonymous (ID: q31WMhoM) No.60496873
>>60496821
nothing to see here goy
Anonymous (ID: ScvF3F+x) No.60496874
>>60496836
>the rudder was down
you mean the vertical stabilizer? You can see there are no flaps and the plane raises then sinks because of the lack of lift from the low air speed. The plane is accelerating but still too slow to maintain level flight because of the flap configuration and slow speed. Jeets simply do not care about safety.
Anonymous (ID: 6yCC9U06) No.60496878
>>60496821
Aren't they diluting the baggies or whatever, could it be their dilution computer
Anonymous (ID: aK7N7mMm) No.60496893
>>60496786
>bobo got heemed by bullchads
Anonymous (ID: +pA9SEll) No.60496898
>>60494151 (OP)
thoughts of Bilibili?

I bought 3k shares at 17.35
Anonymous (ID: pPOu37/h) No.60496925 >>60496937 >>60496970
>>60496750
Today: -0.01%
This Week: +1.74%
This Month: +6.05%
This Year: -42.12%

bloop
Anonymous (ID: 5My8PIVJ) No.60496937 >>60496971
>>60496925
>This Year: -42.12%
Sad!
Anonymous (ID: xeWarKTV) No.60496962
>>60496860
I used to be a boglehead
the 60/40 portfolio stopped being a smart idea after QE started and bond yields went to 0%
pic related BND
Anonymous (ID: KhYXuWeH) No.60496970 >>60496998 >>60497033
>>60496925
Why the slow recovery?
Anonymous (ID: pPOu37/h) No.60496971 >>60497009
>>60496937
I'm used to it
Anonymous (ID: goQV6Fa9) No.60496975
>>60496750
-1.01
AMD, TSLA, PLTR, and bitcoin all dropping at once was too much to overcome. Still up for the month so far, but just barely.
Anonymous (ID: qAhFe6IJ) No.60496982 >>60497002
>>60496786
going up is the default state of the market
Anonymous (ID: ES5b3B1L) No.60496983 >>60497003
>>60494151 (OP)
Looking for a nice stock to slurp on friday if it keeps dropping, any recs after today? I'm thinking about RKLB.
Anonymous (ID: qAhFe6IJ) No.60496992
>>60496850
banks are forced to buy them
the market isn't being inefficient, it's pricing in this retarded obligation
Anonymous (ID: aK7N7mMm) No.60496998
>>60496970
he sold the literal bottom
Anonymous (ID: 62nL8iBc) No.60497002 >>60497018
>>60496982
>adjusted for inflation, shit&piss has only 2x'd since the peak of the dotcom bubble
Grim
Anonymous (ID: qAhFe6IJ) No.60497003
>>60496983
Boeing
Anonymous (ID: J4CqhQGE) No.60497005 >>60497060
Today feels like Friday but it’s not. I feel like we swapped timelines again
Anonymous (ID: 5My8PIVJ) No.60497009 >>60497033
>>60496971
You aren't supposed to be
Anonymous (ID: qAhFe6IJ) No.60497012
>>60497010
>>60497010
>>60497010

>>60497010
>>60497010
>>60497010
Anonymous (ID: qAhFe6IJ) No.60497018
>>60497002
the default state of the market is going up in nominal terms, not necessarily in real terms
Anonymous (ID: pPOu37/h) No.60497033
>>60497009
eh, when you're a failure in so many areas of your life, what's one more?
>>60496970
i sold the bottom (to the minute) and have been mostly cash, though trying to swing some... i obviously missed a lot
Anonymous (ID: DFZ5vnBC) No.60497060
>>60497005
I thought it was Friday this morning too. Plus my power went out during the night and I was extra confused when I woke up because the time on the clock was wrong.
Anonymous (ID: pPOu37/h) No.60497434
new new thread
>>60497433

>>60497433

>>60497433
Anonymous (ID: 0zWtVf/U) No.60498126
>>60496691
>>60496691