How do I get early inheritance from parents to be able to actually afford to buy a fucking house?

i am scared to ask my boomer parents. because i just feel they will say no and call me a lazy fuck

>>60495778 (OP)
And you'd be right. Just figure it out on your own, lazybones. And being greedy and waiting for your parents to die for the inheritance is sinister and makes you a piece of trash.

would

>>60495778 (OP)
sometimes the only good ,that your parents do, is dying.