Thread 60499051

Stinkiest black friday market crash edition

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Previous: >>60497433

First for SBSW.

>Bought more BTC
>New +10% holder
>8 Weeks of green straight
>+110% ownership of float confirmed
>+28% DRSed
>MS CURING clinical trials passing
>Best hangover cure to ever exist entering new markets
Honestly, if you don't buy QNTM, you're the shittiest trader to ever shit.

Chewy anon here, I'm buying Chewy calls tomorrow!!!

>>60499051 (OP)
Hello /smg/. Do you think that RTX is worth buying at open or would I be buying the top?

gm

>>60499065
Defense stocks will rally, so no but you can buy just about anything else. Just be sure to buy something profitable and well known.

>>60499058
I only have 400 shares. Am I gonna make it?

why does the market even bother to dump on news anymore, everyone knows it will come back in a few weeks or even days, it's not like there ever will be another bear market that lasts for years

Theme song for me before the market opens:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glIMLJvgfOE

>>60499051 (OP)
What if it ends up pumping? How will Bobo react?

good morning valued sirs

>>60499072
Boring response perhaps but I think it's tied pretty hard to population

Death to Israel they’ve nuked my portfolio while I slept

>>60499006
Yes, that too. It's only for dividends.

Prediction: Americans slurping in PRE
Dump during US session til last second
Iran retaliates on the weekend, if not = pump on monday

ngl for like the last 10-15 years I was always under the impression iran had nuclear weapons. apparently they dont. why would a potential war between those countries have a negative effect on european/american markets? Iran is sanctioned to hell its not like they can buy anything anyway. Just trying to figure out if this dump was an overreaction or not.

>>60499077
What if they made a reactor go critical and it poisons the air and heads straight to Israel. That would be funny!

>>60499063
Why do you like Chewy so much? Do you have a reason for investing in it (and VSCO) or do you just try to break even on your bags after a bad investment?

1% drop literally nothing

Based. But why does Crypto dump on Iran-Israel but not Gold (pumped)?

Is it because nuclear war means no electricity and Bitcoin worthless then? How else to explain? What even if Bitcoin? Some even use "Risk-on" for Bitcoin, even though some say it is like digital gold, after they first started saying it was a currency. Can they make up their mind?

>>60499085
Oil; shipping; chance of nuke scare in the next some years; potential pan-Arab reaction; Israel would probably like to draw America in. Saudis&co break from America? But America doesn't want this, but we're unable to shut off the money faucet apparently. So there are real risks I'd say, a couple percent worth? Sure, easy.

>>60499092
Chewy and Victoria Secrets is the same. It is high paid middle class people buying dumb fucking overpriced things. They grow off people wasting their money.

Our dog ate shitty dog food and leftovers (he loved my moms spaghetti) and he still lived over 16 years.

Chewy was beaten down recently with a good earnings report. Wall Street wanted more. Then the analysts upgraded it. So this drop from Iran, which has no effect on Chewy should be an easy call option quick money.

>>60499097
Because one is a digital currency and the other is a physical asset

>Wake up
>See news
Fucks sake, fucking jews

>>60499085
Straight of Hormuz = Gas and Oil

>Israel would probably like to draw America in
LMAO, America is always in. Literally with their bases closeby and the fuckin aircraft carriers that very likely are still floating around there (even when there are no news about that). Without the US in their back Israel would not act like this all the time. Also the weapons they use are mainly US (for FREE). Basically without the US, Israel would not be able to exist, directly and indirectly.

>>60499111
But if it is a currency, why does it move like stocks? In January Crypto had a high. The dollar (DXY) had a high too. Crypto then dumped til march. The dollar did so too (then went on to dump while Crypto repumped)

>>60499091
Not my problem

>>60499116
>move like stocks
You mean volatile? Currencies can be volatile. It's a risk-on asset and the market is risk-off today.

>>60499085
>ngl for like the last 10-15 years I was always under the impression iran had nuclear weapons. apparently they dont. why would a potential war between those countries have a negative effect on european/american markets? Iran is sanctioned to hell its not like they can buy anything anyway. Just trying to figure out if this dump was an overreaction or not.
best case I can put up is, they block the persian gulf, oil prices go up because of iran and saudi arabia
or maybe israel hits their oil supply somehow, which would directly reduce their exports
but israel flirted with that idea, and it was shitcanned.
So really, the biggest oopsie iran can make happen is blocking the persian gulf
or maybe their proxies act up "more". like the houthis perhaps, shutting down traffic through the suez canal

this will be a nothingburger anyway, just like the last time

>>60499058
>+367% past 6 mounths

Yes i will buy it at the pico top

Nothingburger so far, and Iran is a cuck that got its tiny dick cut already, anyway. No full blown ME war to expect. BUT what we can expect is a long oil poison pill. No, it won't go to 120$ or any stupid number. But it will go just high enough for its inflationary effects alongside the tariffs inflationary effects to shit up the hard data numbers after the summer. I expect late september/october for the poison oil to star showing its effects.
Buy calls for the summer.

>>60499116
Exaggeration. Israel could pay its own way ez, but it would still need American defense cos to be willing to do business with it, and it would still benefit a lot from intel cooperation. When I say Israel wants to draw America in, I mean they'd probably like if Americans died so that Americans would shoot some missiles ourselves

Complete nothing burger. It really fucking sucks that 90% of the market is literal fucking bots reading the news and autodumping. Pre and post market need to stop being a thing and exchanges should trade 24/7, they don't need extra manpower to do this since most trading is automated. I am tired of le hedgies dumping their bags post market only for me to rebuy them on open. Give the people what they want and what the people want is to buy everything forever and bring spx to 9k.

>>60499150
Are you being sarcastic about making the stock market like the crypto market?

ACHR sisters... It was supposed to be our time

>>60499131
No, I mean they move in the same direction at the same time, like it's tracking them.

>It's a risk-on asset
How? It was marketed as a currency. And it's main focus was on hedging against inflation. Like Gold.
>Fuck the Fed, they print blablabla
Isn't that a risk-off asset more than a risk-on asset?

>>60499145
Yeah, sure I exaggerated a bit. But the weapons are still US and without them they'd likely lose. And the US is always around, actually, physically. There are bases and the ships are there too.

https://www.washingtoninstitute.org/policy-analysis/two-carriers-middle-east-implications-houthis-iran-and-us-force-readiness

These two are probably still there.


Also, c'mon man, EVEN now it does V, with all the risk around this Iran-Israel thing. You literally have minutes to think about selling (or shorting) but no time to close shorts or think if you want to buy.

>>60499151
Why shouldn't it ? Since we are all apparently into le price discovery. Why should retail have only 8 hours to trade?

>>60499163
I'm just trying to picture the type of crazy boom and rug pulling that would happen. Literally you would be inviting pajeets into the stock market to push retarded pump and dump scams like they do with crypto.

A RED DAY
A BLOODY DAY
TO DEATH AND THE WORLDS ENDING

>>60499163
You can trade CFDs any time but no one wants to. Liquidity actually is a somewhat scarce resource

>>60499168
What's the difference between that and the thousands of pump and dump schemes that have already happened in the market? Plus if you fall for brownoid scams you deserve to lose your money. And the stock market Is heavily regulated so these would be impossible to pull off anyway

>>60499173
Liquidity is scarce because retail isn't allowed after hours.

>>60499180
>What's the difference between that and the thousands of pump and dump schemes that have already happened in the market?
>And the stock market Is heavily regulated so these would be impossible to pull off anyway
Don't these two statements contradict one another?

>>60499180
I'm allowed to trade after hours, it's like one check box. You're allowed to trade CFDs right now but you don't

Well, Tsahal just said it's not just a simple operation, but a war with no point of return, the objective is to completely remove Iran's nuclear capabilities.
It will probably escalate more than what the market thinks.

>>60499186
I don't wanna trade fucking cfds I trade options

>>60499157
BTC is a risk-on asset because it is code backed by nothing tangible, only scarcity.
The market is overweight risk-on assets, and the broader market is vulnerable to supply side shocks.
One has no effect on the other, but both decline either way. Though BTC does it with a larger bèta.
Today is a classic risk-off day with the dollar, us bonds, gold and CHF as safe havens.

>>60499156
I had a feeling they were scammers but they had so little debt and such high cash & equivalents that I figured they wouldn't immediately dump the price. Maybe that was retarded but still fuck these guys.

>>60499207
Doesn't bitcoin risk being worthless if AI or quantum computing or both cracks it?

>>60499207
Yes, fundamentally, based on the usefulness of BTC it is a risk-on asset, cause it's basically nothing. It's like the "riskiest asset".

But it is marketed as a safe haven, like Gold. And its intent also is to be a currency.

The issue is that it moves like "risk-on" but people essentially declare it/say it is "risk-off" with different comparisons ("it's like Gold" or "it's to beat inflation, the printing bro (stocks too, but in a recession stocks fall unlike Gold)".

This discrepancy is my problem.

>>60499199
Trading options is how you lose money (especially as a bear) because of time. CFD do not expire (except it is futures)
picrel, I shorted UPRO yesterday (market still closed since I shorted the Shares-CFD and not the Index-CFD). Spread is absolute ASS on eToro, the money was already on the account and I didn't want to pull it back or convert it back to EUR with the USD weakening yesterday.

>>60499230
*didn't want to cut off the date

>>60499230
Intc is also marketed as a solid long term investment, ignore the noise

>>60499230
CFD is law . Spread is good on degiro and fees are pretty cheap

>>60499230
All the options I trade are theta positive so I actually gain money from waiting. Also I'm not a gay bear and I never short, only go long in bottoms. Lastly etoro is the shittiest broker in existence and if you don't use at least ibkr do not give advice.

>>60499240
Yes, but Intel is a stock/share of a company. Everybody knows that. You are questioning the company, not the categorization of Intel being a share/stock.

We could do the same with Palantir, GME or BBBY.

>>60499246
I don't normally use eToro. They also fuckin lie about the spreads, fuckin disgusting. I would not have put money on there if I realized it earlier.

For CFD I have Tickmill, Thinkmarkets, GOMarkets and others. But not all offer CFD-shorting leveraged shares. eToro does, even Bear-Etf, so you can basically go long with decay and due to high rates currently not pay overnight fees.

>>60499269
You can suck my dick, you gatekeeping faggot

>>60499271
>gatekeeping
you need to go back

Man what happened to my calls
>((()))

>>60499220
>but they had so little debt and such high cash & equivalents
yeah, it seems weird to me, they could juice it for more than measly $10 per share. they will likely announce ramping up production or some other shit to keep the scam going.

So, Oils going to keep going up right? Oil chads keep winning?

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4794403-nvidia-will-see-you-at-100-soon-once-again-technical-analysis
Nvda crash soon?

How low can we go? Bets, mentlegen

If Reddit was functioning like 4chan I'd be there. But I'd also be here just to spite.

insulting pajeets gets you banned here.

come back home to bant white man

>>60499130
They can believe what they want but Isreal has the capability and has gone against the usa preferences before

>>60499331
Sounds like nonsense imo, it went down because of Trump's shit, really weird how Nvidia has doom and gloom attitudes from certain people because the problem is.... they make too much money

>>60499339
Around current level, it will go up until the open, then dump just above current level and after that only slow rising untill close. You now the drill.

>>60499188
I'm a big believer in nothing ever happens but Iran war is on my apocalypse bingo card

>>60499172
but oil is the greenest thing on the market

100 dollar oil prediction feels a bit crazy but since big bankman said so they will probably arrange it

>>60499271
I'm trying to save you from a broker that has its hq in literal tel aviv.

>>60499343
keep begging bant nigger

>>60499339
It’s not even that dippy in Europe, I’m not buying a 1% dip
>>60499343
No

>>60499381
the thread is kinda crap but he does have a point as they installed malicious jannies here that randomly snipe anons that post good stuff and make them leave so eventually you are left with just the aaaaa nonsense mouthbreathers

>>60499188
I mean they killed high officials in the attack. If Iran doesn't respond with full intent then they are truly cucked to the bone.
Mooslems are very loud but when they actually get casus beli to attack their ancient enemy they just back away.

>>60499377
You are not saving me. I know they are Israeli. I would not have put money there if I saw that the spread is actually different from what it looks like on the Watchlist.>>60499270

Their overnight fees generally are also worse than other CFDbrokers. The possibility to short leveraged etf still is very attractive, despite the scamspread

>>60499386
they can't do shit, they already chimped out with drones and missiles (0 casualties afaik), the only thing they could do is madmax meatwave through iraq which would look like the highway of death within minutes, I even feel a bit bad for them, they always get riled so hard it's crazy, last time they lost all their AA and the hundreds of missiles response only killed a single pali, with jews you lose, simple as

>>60499386
Non whites cannot fight wars. They rout at the first sign of trouble. Only whites (slavs are white btw) can fight actual wars since they have the intelligence to run logistics and the divine spark to fight to the bitter end

>>60499339
I don't think we'll see a serious dip until september, but if oil prices go up for long enough the recession may come sooner, I already made a 15% this year and I'm all cash so either way idgas

>>60499408
vietnam?

>>60499408
afghanistan won
iraq won
vietnam won

>Slavs are white
aaaawwww yis, let's go

>>60499422
Winning is being used ironically here when you look at causalties.

>>60499422
What did all those wars have in common? Oh yea turtling like roach in caves for 20 years

>white this white that
americans are mentally ill
>>60499432
war is about accomplishing strategic goals, america's strategic goals all failed in those 3 cases so america lost, if you can't understand that you're dumber than those goat fucking cave dwellers

>Iran warns of counterattack
>market goes up
The same playbook like yesterday. Ignore all the headlines in advance and then act as if you were surprised.

>>60499441
everybody knows the counter attack are 400 ww2 rockets that will be shot down or crash on their own, the only bad thing that may happen is higher oil prices if the saudis get cocky

is it too late to make a big beautiful deal?

>>60499432
Where's the issue/problem for the mighty US to kill people who are hiding, especially when they are not hiding amidst civilians? Is it because there is too much risk involved? Well, if you fail to kill your opponent or make him surrender, you essentially lost.

I have no idea which dip to buy (or if I even should today)

>>60499082
Based

>>60499452
It all depends on whether Iran can retaliate. If it's as bad as it seems for them and they essentially don't have the ability to fire at Israel, then this is a nothingburger and a great dip buying opportunity. But if most of their offensive capabilities are intact, we'll see another wave of red soon because they will fire everything at Israel.

>>60499464
They already raised the red flag of revenge above the Jamkaran Mosque in Qom.
https://www.mtv.com.lb/en/news/International/1582516/watch--iran-raises-the-red-flag

>>60499477
They do that every time lol. Means nothing at this point.

>>60499464
They've struck back and allegedly everything was intercepted. But striking back with the most powerful stuff would also be a little foolish as Israel would expect an immediate reaction.

>will fire everything
Yeah, mass is likely their only chance.

>>60499477
>flag of revenge
kek. Gets me every time

>>60499482
That was with 100 meme drones which I'm sure even they knew would be intercepted.

>>60499345
>They can believe what they want but Isreal has the capability and has gone against the usa preferences before
Its trending towards that too, ever since the US pulled out of the Middle East. The public will isn't really there to repeat Afghanistan either.

Who’s ready to slurp

>>60499136
>Down 99% All Time
>Market Makers caught in broad daylight fucking the pie
>Cellar box failed
Literally the bottom

>Premarket pumping
>Open: Flashcrash 20-30 points
>9:38-40am est (one of those minutes): sharp initial V
>pump grindily all US session
>dump everything in the last hour into the close

>Speaker Mike Johnson

>@SpeakerJohnson
·
6m
>Israel and the United States have been united, including in our shared insistence that Iran must never obtain a nuclear weapon. President Trump and his Administration have worked tirelessly to ensure that outcome. Unfortunately, Iran has refused to agree and even declared yesterday its intent to build a new enrichment facility.

>Israel decided it needed to take action to defend itself. They were clearly within their right to do so.

>Iran will face grave consequences if it responds by unjustifiably targeting U.S. interests.

*Schlop schlop gurlglr gurlgl gahghahgah hawktuah*

>>60499051 (OP)
Death to Israel
>>60499537
>Celsius poster is a brapfag
I will now short Celsius.

He's just a bully that always picks weaker enemies. The Ukraine war is not over. Why can't he stop Russia?

Doesn't mean that Russia also doesn't suck at war as we're seeing.

>>60499568
Only shills and falseflagging Russians downplay the bear

I'd rather fight literally anyone else than russia

>>60499561
Take your medicine

>>60499436

>war is about accomplishing strategic goals
Yes, and when you realize that the goal in all 3 conflicts were to funnel money to the MIC you'll understand that the mission was in fact accomplished.

should i buy UCO calls as a hedge

>>60499051 (OP)
I think about buying TSLA today and selling before the robotaxi launch on 22. Opinions anyone?

>-0,13%
I am almost back to 0. Who here panicked? Be honest

>>60499592
they could have been stockpiling ammo and vehicles if they wanted to dump money into defence, it was about the bush government overreacting for some cheap patriot points (it worked for him personally), the objective was to set up a democratic secular regime after toppling the taliban, the taliban are back in charge so it clearly failed (for the USA as a country)

>>60499056
AAAAAAAAHH

>- Trump promises immigration order on farm workers https://reut.rs/4jT7hxE

So, white people actually do not want to work on the fields, right? Or in a factory, right? Especially not for a wage low enough for agriculture to be profitable (if at all)

>>60499654
Just bring in the jeet slaves. The sandniggers have this solved.

>>60499654
if they hate latinos so much they could put them in cheap housing near the fields and never give them citizenship, keeping them in a permanent slavery limbo
instead they deport the hard working ones, keep the criminals that are in hiding, and keep granting millions of visas to 3rd worlders who compete with muricans for the good jobs

>>60499668
You're right, we should have just voted for the coconut bitch and let everyone flood in like they were before, you fucking faggot

>>60499688
No you fucking retard, you should have started reducing legal and illegal immigration 15 years ago and you wouldn't be in this shit, chimping out like this won't fix it

>burger king, taco bell, popeyes
Is QSR a bargain?

>>60499708
shit taco is YUM sorry. But still.

>>60499702
No faggot, we should have definitely voted for the coconut bitch you love so much instead of voting for the guy that's dissuading illegal immigration to the US right now

>>60499668
Allegedly US companies are outright looking for h1b-personel. You simply can exploit them a lot easier. So, who's to blame? It's the companies/corporations. Or the politicians allowing it.

>Since the creation of the program, the abuses of the program have been many, included vastly underpaying workers, laying off U.S. workers and replacing them with much lower-paid H-1B workers, forcing U.S. workers to train their H-1B replacements as a condition of receiving severance and unemployment insurance, and cheating the H-1B lottery to acquire additional visas. There are provisions in the H-1B law that are supposed to work together to prevent employers from underpaying H-1B workers or replacing their incumbent U.S. worker employees (i.e., U.S. citizens or permanent residents) with H-1B workers who are paid much less to do the same job. But employers are getting around those provisions by contracting with IT outsourcing firms, enabled by the U.S Department of Labor’s (DOL) flawed interpretation that puts outsourced H-1B workers in a different comparison pool than U.S. workers who are hired directly by the employer

I'm not gonna say under which president it was introduced.

Bears are going to get burned. How do I know? Because U.S. companies are not inside of Iran, simple as. We close higher

>7 hours of slurping
If somebody needs a nuke dropped on their head it's the slurpers whoever and wherever they may be. Tactical nukes are an option.

>>60499718
no twat you did very well electing the lard blob with fat for a brain that imposes 1000% tariffs and simultaneously kicks out the workforce, you're a fucking genius congrats on your high iq

>>60499740
you still have time to slurp while the market is still cheap

>>60499758
Trump is smart. This makes you upset

>>60499734
US companies need cheap oil though. Alongside low inflation.

I can’t help but feel like this is a slurping opportunity. It recovers from things like this all the damn time and in a few days we will be like “durrr we’re passing ath what a clown market”.

>>60499771
We're going green before market open. Mega slurp incoming

slurplets just need to accept the divine truth

Good morning frens and Happy Fryday
>sandnigger war dip almost fully slurped up already
Nothing matters anymore

>>60499782
oil however remains steady around +8%. very bullish for consoomers all around the world!

>>60499782
Good morning. I'm a stupid noob, how do you guys watch the market movements while it's closed? Where does one see the dip?
I genuinely get my stock info by googling "VOO price" and looking at the google chart, according to which nothing has moved

>>60499801
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>>60499801
maybe you should read the op instead of using (((google)))

>>60499796
We don't need oil to make facebook and sell insurance. Only Chinese companies need oil for their factories; so an increase in the oil price is bearish for China. U.S. consumers do not need oil, so this is bullish

>>60499796
I briefly considered buying UCO yesterday but didn't
>>60499801
I trade on the ThinkorSwim platform but you can check MarketWatch or TradingView for live market activity

>>60499811
hmh but you still need to drive to the mcdonalds and walmart as an american. no walkable cities there

>>60499771
Not this time, we're already chasing all time highs on a retail driven rally despite massive tariffs already implemented and on the horizon. Rising oil prices also means fewer, possibly 0, rate cuts this year.

>>60499813
thats what the rascal scooter is for and those are electric

>>60499796
That's the joke. The CPI and if not that at least the PPI will look a lot worse because of that.

>>60499811
Memepost, but anyways:
You consume more oil than china with 2/5 the people.

>China's oil consumption in 2023 was reported at 16,576.537 barrels per day, showing an increase from previous years.

>The United States consumed an average of about 20.2 million barrels of petroleum per day in 2023

>>60499812
I too was going to buy USO a few days ago and didn't and I feel retarded

>>60499818
kek but what about all the big trucks that bring the stuff there for you to buy, and all the boats and the planes if it needs to be imported

>>60499819
Apparently 2/3rds of our oil consumption is just cars and only 27% is factories.

>>60499813
>drive to the mcdonalds
Bullish for TSLA, no oil needed
>walmart
TSLA cyber hauler solves this
>no walkable cities there
More sales for TSLA, bullish! Slurping this dip, slurping my celsius in my TSLA cyber truck. Bullish to the supreme and gainmaxxed

>>60499811
Contrary to popular belief, America does actually have a sizable amount of manufacturing. Also need to fuel all those trucks running the entire supply chain. The US is also one of the only countries where demand for EVs is decreasing.

>>60499827
We just need to go back to coal fired trains like god intended

>>60499819
The US isn't even 2/5 of China populationwise, lol
US would need 100 mil more for that.

Bulltard bros what happened??

>>60499837
No, sorry, 200 mil. lmao even

>>60499833
>The US is also one of the only countries where demand for EVs is decreasing.
I'm still annoyed how long that meme lasted
>>60499839
Israel had to do Israel things

>>60499835
oh steam engines would be pretty cool. now i understand why trump was so interested in beautiful clean coal! he is such a genius but very few understand...

SOXS vs SOXL, what will happen?

>>60499839
netanyahu in his impotent beartard rage desperately trying to cap his losses(it wont work)

>>60499842
EVs actually make a lot more sense for the denser European and Asian cities, not so much for the US where we're used to driving long distances. Hybrids are popular and growing in the US though.

>>60499070
>>60499136
Special Dividend for QNTM announced!
+700M litigation proceedings rights, up to 50% shared.
$350m ÷ 2.91m float = $120 per share for a $19 dollar stock

>>60499851
Sounds like money laundering

>>60499851
lol wat

>>60499858
That doesn’t make any sense at all pumpkin pie

>>60499819
difference is we're an oil exporter while china is a massive oil importer so this bearish for china and bullish for us

>>60499851
But what’s the ticker for the class b voting shares

>>60499823
i was thinking of buying it yesterday but didn't want to fomo in case it fizzled and i feel like a giant retard because now i'm going to be red today

>>60499868
You export products, not oil. Oil you do import. Why do you think you want to break Canada so much? And why such interest in Venezuela compared to other SA countries?

>>60499869
Its issued as Class B's.

lol UUUU is up, build more nukes

Calls on SU? Or SOXL?

>>60499590
I took it this very morning
>12oz sugar free redbull
>20mg quick release Addie
Works like a charm.

>>60499654
Actially I think plenty of white people would work the fields and factories for $25/hour.

>>60499847
I was wondering what is spooking the market. With oil this cheap who cares about Iran.
>>60499846
Neither, bet we float between 18-23 for a while.

Time to play that card again.

why argue about who has oil when you could be making 6 figures easy buying oil shipping companies
>this is why /smg/ will be perpetually poor

>>60499876
Why is it not pumping? I was able to scoop 10 shares premarket as a little gamble. Is it because the lawsuit will take years to payout

>>60499882
No you don't understand it's racist if we don't use slave labor under the counter wages please think of the poor hispanics we're exploiting

>>60499886
lol another couple grand while you were thinking it over

Congratulations to everyone who bought CVX while I was shilling it. As for myself, AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>60499886
look at my watchlist >>60499270

>>60499886
>+245.67%
Nice

>>60499894
the only large caps I like today are XOM and CVX. i'm giga-long above pre-market high if we make it

scammer get scammed

>>60499888
This but unironically. Take an Econ course.

>>60499875
until recently that is. america's been a net exporter since 2021. here's some stats from 2023:

https://www.eia.gov/tools/faqs/faq.php?id=727&t=6
>In 2023, the United States imported about 8.51 million barrels per day (b/d) of petroleum
>In 2023, the United States exported about 10.15 million b/d of petroleum

as for canada the trump admin simply wants to set in motion the day of the rake the sooner we are rid of leafs the better

there is interest in venezuela because they're commies

bears btfo as usual

>>60499886
>>60499889
I'm out. See you guys after 4pm. Good luck today

With UNH you can go wherever you want, he said to himself out loud

>>60499911
Full house digits, enjoy those gains brotha

>>60499905
>because they're commies

What's with China? Trump said he likes Xi and will always like him (still laughing at this)

From your link:

> Crude oil imports of about 6.48 million b/d accounted for about 76% of U.S. total gross petroleum imports.
>Crude oil exports of about 4.06 million b/d accounted for 40% of total U.S. gross petroleum exports.

That's what I meant. US imports (more) oil, and exports (more) products. >>60499875

Gonna slurp up 4000 shares of intel this morning.

I think I'll buy Google, NVDL and SOXL

>>60499927
Thank you. I sold a $20.5 put expiring today

>>60499930
Too rich for my blood, I have a buy order at $19.60

>BA falling further in premarket
Hmmmm will slurp

Was 2K away from finally hitting 6 figs. Been cucked and teased for almost 3 years

>>60499932
I’m going to have to ask you to reconsider market price

>>60499907
bears r fuk part 1638

>>60499932
Or perhaps selling a $19.5 put. Make some premium in case your buy order doesn’t get filled.

Berkshire Hathaway will start buying Celsius. I just know it

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S TRY AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

is diamondback single handedly pushing nasdaq ?

slurpatriots stepping in

What the fuck man, US market opens and everything starts pumping. Bad news aren't even able to create a 1% dip anymore for more than a couple of hours.

>adobe earning green
>-5%

fuck this gay market

>>60499956
Based

>>60499972
>dips
i must slurp...

>>60499971
i slurped a lil
probly should have done more

Hoping it goes down more!

WHY IS ADOBE DUMPING AAAAAA WHY IS ADOBE DUMPING AAAAAA WHY IS ADOBE DUMPING AAAAAA WHY IS ADOBE DUMPING AAAAAA WHY IS ADOBE DUMPING AAAAAA WHY IS ADOBE DUMPING AAAAAA WHY IS ADOBE DUMPING AAAAAA WHY IS ADOBE DUMPING AAAAAA WHY IS ADOBE DUMPING AAAAAA WHY IS ADOBE DUMPING AAAAAA

>Japan PM Ishiba: No Change In Position Of Seeking Removal Of US Tariffs
>- Agreed To Meet With Trump In Canada

kek, the japanese probably doesn't want be forced to eat american food

>>60499990
Sorry but I just exit out and go back in when it says to renew my license. They deserve it

It's happening boyos

>>60499986
Are bobo posters on /smg/ all bots or why do their posts never correlate to what is actually happening in the market at the moment they make their posts?

>pepsi 2027 leaps rising
>CELH covered call to expire worthless today
>INTC cash secured put expiring today just went above my strike price
>CELH cash secured put set to expire worthless
comfy

>>60499990
Fuck Adobe tbqhwufam

>everything red except zcaler
>mfw i exit right before the 20% pump
>didnt the 400 bucks which out bring me out of negative right now

I need some stocks that are anti-Israel please

I refuse to give any more money to the long nosed tribe

>>60499887
Its been going on for a few years now. Price action has been usually flat/dip first few hours then pumps hard in last hour hours almost every day for over a month now.

>>60499997
I don't understand what you mean. The market is going down and I have cash. So I want it to drop more before I buy the dip.

>>60500008
MULN

>>60499991
The japs were already doing what America wanted by starting factories in the US and hiring Americans, and they got punished for it. It's a pretty shit time to be an American ally.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ARE BULLS MENTALLY ILL OR DEMENTED SENILES AAAAAAAAAAAAH kek

Why the fuck is ASTS up nearly 11%?

>market opens
>instant V shaped recovery
Another victory for bulls

i want to kill myself

>>60500011
I'm talking about the fact that the market is not going down and the dip from yesterday is already fully slurped.

That call is overvalued -_- priced the same as when the stock was almost a dollar higher. i really hate this

There won't even be any trading. They'll turn this into a crabfest now.

Actually, it will be worse. It will pump on UMich.

>>60500025
what a piece of shit
I was 8% up, woke up today and got knocked out break even only for it to recover then dump again
fucking fucking piece of shit
along with adobe

>>60500026
the market is going down today

>>60500025
The wait for me to sell it continues, monday, monday will finally be the day

>>60500026
When I posted dow was down 400 something and now it is almost 600, so no.

>he bought that scam opening
the pain hasn't even begun

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60499383

Smg is way more fun on red days

>>60499301
By this logic men have committed a genocides worth with how much they jerk off

AHHHHHHHHHHH


Nuke Israel pls Iran


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>60500047
>>60500056
>he didn't buy the dip that lasted for five minutes
Beartardos lost again. Dow is green and already up 700 points

>actually woke up into this
lel

Two more minutes

>>60500065
Nice dude

Oh wow, UMich obviously beat cause Trump is backing out of everything, who would have guessed.

Why do you people freak out on a little pull back? It'll be green by eod.

>US Univ. Of Michigan Sentiment Jun P: 60.5 (est 53.6; prev 52.2)
- Current Conditions: 63.7 (est 59.3; prev 58.9)
- Expectations: 58.4 (est 49.7; prev 47.9)
- 1-Year Inflation: 5.1% (est 6.4%; prev 6.6%)
- 5-10 Year Inflation: 4.1% (est 4.1%; prev 4.2%)

Red day my ass, setting up my condors RIGHT now

>>60500080
Sure it will!

just sold PayPal for break even
fuck this shit
should I sell adobe as well? 6% in profit right now? but like 1k invested

>>60500089
SELL EVERYTHING

They've gone too far this time.

You can flood my country with migrants who rampage on the streets, kill our children and rape our women.

You can destroy my history and call me bigoted for feeling pride in my once great nation.

You can turn my children gay, trans and nonbinary while influencing my feeble minded wife to open up the relationship and evenutally become a butch lesbian.

But once you mess with my money Mr Moshe, all bets are off.

>>60499051 (OP)
pls help- at which hour does the daily dump usualy occur?

>>60500080
They will sell into the close.

RICK bros...how are we holding up?

how the fuck is shit n piss still dropping
fuck another sold too early case

What's wrong with it. It was such a power house but its seems it completely lost its momentum. Sauce me, whats going on with Apple to many screw ups? Only coasting on apple phone and pc popularity which imo seems to be losing its appealing?

>>60500106
Too bad no show belly button and go to sleep.

>Israel’s United Nations ambassador says the military operation against Iran isn’t going to be a short one.

“I wouldn’t say months, but it can take days or weeks,” Danny Danon tells me and
@FerroTV
.

>>60500122
so two more weeks?

>>60500118
you are looking at an "old" company, the early euphoria is long gone, it is matured and will die, so get your money into a "young" new upstart that has its growing up to do

>>60500089
After switched to Capture 1 after almost 15 fucking years because Lightroom is such an unoptimized piece of shit even on a god tier PC.
Do what you want out of this information.

>>60500088

Orly? Think you're gonna be the next big short guy?

post ending in 55 is what i put $300 into

i am bored and its piss pouring rain here

>>60499911
RBNE bros we can't stop winning

>>60500122
Well, the gaza one was supposed to last what, 3 weeks? I guess you can multiply that by 15x at least.
Sounds much like my IT project plannings in the company I work for, kek

>>60500129
Dip buyers got to remember they are buying off scared normies. Normies tend to still be scared for a while after they sell.

>>60500136
Potash

>>60500136
CELH

>>60500136
MULN

>>60500136
Intc

>>60500136
KLTO

>>60500136
All in a boomer ETF

UNH

>>60500136
Googl

>>60500075
Yeah the survey is kinda worthless with all the policy flip flopping.

AAPL is old news. The newest hottest phone is Elon Musk's TSLA cyber phone. A sleek, industrial, smooth chrome metal exterior with all edges and corners included. The TSLA cyber phone comes equipped with PLTR Palantir OS, and the celsius app for tracking your personal inventory and consumption of the many great flavors of celsius

>>60500136
trump coin

>>60500136
RBNE

>>60500142
The normies ARE the dip buyers. The entire recovery was retail driven.

>>60500173

Which tells exactly where this is headed next.
This has been yet another exit pump for the big boys.

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLAK8X_JAKg

>>60500136
Next week TGT 105c but if stocks only buy the QUBT dip.

Just bought APLD gonna make some fucking money and not look at this nightmare for a while.
AAPL is looking cheap too but I spent all my money and I want BIG growth

>>60500175
the big boys are dumb money. retail calls the shots now.

>>60500136
Go to the store and buy $300 worth of beans.

LOCKHEED BROS
WHERE WE AT

>>60500188
This nigga eatin' beans!

blood red over the weekend or no?

why did everything just crash back

Okay BA dip bought, 195 is nuts even if they are run by retards
>>60500191
Damnnnnn not bad

Jews

>>60500138
>>60499911
>>60499889
>>60499886
when are you going to start listening?

>>60500199
>he trades stock yet doesn't pay attention to the news
lol

>>60500193
Is that from star trek? Retro scifi tech has ridiculously horrible ui.

>paypal -5%
fucking piece of shit

>>60500207
i try to look but theres no convenient live feed

>>60500136
$TMF

>>60500211
If I had a replicator my first meal would be crackers and SpaghettiOs!

>>60500216
what was the news for that dump? Paypal usually only dumps this fast after earnings and then slowly crabs upwards.

shitrael attacked Iran a few times already
but the impact wasnt this severe the last times was it?

>>60500136
GUSH or UVXY

b-bearish?

>>60500211
what's wrong you don't want braised spleen, south american pizza, and no salad for dinner? too bad cuz that's all the replicator can make

>>60500226
nothing I would knew

>>60500136
KR
pump my bags please, also divvies are coming soon

>SOXL
I knew I should have sold this at 22, not because I don't think it won't go back up, but because I could have secured some gains then bought back in.

>>60500224
Doesn't make sense since you order exactly what you want from the replicator

>>60500206
Now another dollar higher. the more time you spend not buying the higher RBNE goes

>>60499582
Russia can’t even beat tiny Ukraine
The only two militaries worth a damn are American and Chinese

>>60500136

GRRR Gorilla Technology they have earnings Wednesday

War means bear market???

>>60500234
I bought back in a little too early myself, hopefully I don't get burned.

I'm basically betting on nothing ever happens.

>>60500232
What the hell are you talking about? The ex-dividend date was 5/15

>>60500237
That's the joke. Any anon can open a can and get some crackers. You don't need a replicator...lol

I want Israel to die but frfr the Iranians be wearing the cockcage of courage

>>60500243
Not for oil, which I own :)

Hope everyone bought the dip. Now we pump. We might end red, but pretty close to green.

>>60500253
I want iran, palestine and israel to die, ingame in fortnite ofc.

Starting to feel something

>>60500257
You can't trick me, there'll be a second dump in the afternoon.

Bottom is in. I repeat, THE BOTTOM IS IN!

BUY !!!

PATRIOTS!

BUY!!!

>>60500263
>implying I’m staying in through the afternoon

>>60500243
Not for oil lel

fuggin ORCL though amiright look at this thing

what are we slurping?

>>60500269
>>60500260
Oil Indexes? Funds or companies?

>back to where I boughted in
whew

>>60500272
I'm trying to get a good price on women's underwear cause dog food delivery isn't dipping.

Lol NOBODY wants to hold over the weekend and it's cucking bulls lmao.
V shaped recovery bros in shambles

>>60500229
No because that means someone just bought all them calls
>>60500239
I take the Russians at least twice as seriously as the Chinese, the greatest predictor to combat success is combat experience which the Chinese lack currently

>>60500272
Gold Miners.

>>60500283
STFU STFU STFU STAY POSITIVE STFU STFU STFU STAY POSITIVE STFU STFU STFU STAY POSITIVE STFU STFU STFU STAY POSITIVE STFU STFU STFU STAY POSITIVE STFU STFU STFU STAY POSITIVE

Nobody wants these bags going into the weekend, today is a bloodbath

how we doing SOXL bros?

>>60500156
it's gone up 10x already

>>60500283
Honestly, that put some sense into me, ill sell what I bought earlier this morning and watch. I'll hold on to my oil though.

I was giga-long ORCL yesterday. wtf did I sell? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Now’s the perfect time to buy however thoughbeit.

Feels good to be a swingchad, see you after WW3 is done

is it just me or is the market extremely retarded?

>>60500302
Corporations are people my friend, and the people are retarded.

>>60500290
massive nothingburger revealed on monday

You bought the SOXL 20 bottom... right?

>everything red
>AI killing algorithm green

>>60500302
>is the market extremely retarded
well we are the market. really makes you think

>>60500302
Hedgies are dumping and using retails retardation to slurp as leverage to get out
The hedgy dumping is out pacing the slurp though

>>60500280
>women's underwear
which one? do they send panties as dividend?

>>60500311
these creatures should be treated fairly

>>60500206
>>60500238
why are you so desperate for attention anon? it's obvious that your tradingview screenshots are crisp and clear, and your "position" screenshots are all blurry and pixeled like they were grabbed from a stream. do you really want anons to be impressed this badly? larping retard

>>60500154
>>60500156
I split between both of these.

Let's see how we do, bros.

>>60500202
Falling knife caught :DDDD

We already had an Iran Nuclear Deal, and blormpf torpedoed it. Now he wants it back? lol

Thank you for the cheapies. Bought more at $6.80

Can’t wait for the giga pump after the dust has settled

>>60500315
VSCO, no.

>>60500318
wtf lol

uh oh what hapepned to the recovery

>>60500323
What if this is the usual nothing ever happens scenario and Iran doesn't actually really escalate that much despite literal acts of war being committed on them.

And just like that, the market is boring again, bye

SOMEONE COOK A NEW BREAD

Retails straw is failing the slurp

>>60500330
9/10 times that’s what happens.
Even the musk fiasco, I was like “watch it blow over and the market rally after a few days”. Low and behold. I’ve learned to never bet against the system unless it’s something ridiculous like Covid and even then it’s just a long haul.

>>60500338
Go buy dirt or something, then.

>>60500341
check again ;)

What is actually going to happen Is low crab all day and after us market close Iran strikes back at night and everything gigadumps.

>>60500317
The screenshots are from my stream. I run a chat room. The trading computer is a laptop only for trading so I don't accidentally mis-type anything. If I screenshot a p/l to paste in here it has to be from the stream

What calls should I buy? Got a spare 400 from this paycheque.

wow oil is already drilling

>>60500330
iran would escalate if they could but they're too weak to do anything about it. paper tiger

SPY will reach 600 soon.

NEW TREAD

>>60500362

>>60500362

>>60500362

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

Sold some 0dte puts near the bottom. Now just to wait it out.

>>60500327
Like I said, I am bored.

This is just fun money anyway. I don't care if it tanks. I made a bunch off Nucana the other day.

>>60500324
>no
sad
>Victoria sex is a traded comp
lmao

>>60500099
Yes.

>>60500136
TMC

>>60500239
>The only two militaries worth a damn are American and Chinese
not even. It's America>>>power-gap>>>france>>>power-gap>>>china>everyone else