This is fine chat, edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60499051

I bought SPY 600Cs at the bottom

DAMAGE REPORT???

>solded my hesitant dip buy
>it goes up past what I solded for after
I hope I didn't make a mistake.

WHAT R U SLURPING

>>60500375
Oh you did sweetie. You sure fucking did.

>>60500371
Grats. I sold some puts (SPX 5985) at the bottom. Now just to wait it out.

>>60500378
Chewy anon here (op)
I just bought women's underwear calls. Went all cash yesterday and got lucky.

>SOXL barely phased

Uh yeah I bought back my calls just in case

>>60500378
Slurping some delicious SBSW

>calls have finally started going green yesterday after recent disasters
>literal jews airstrike my portfolio 1 week before expiry

>>60500378
Apparently Oil and War equipment

>>60500374

I''m financially, physically, emotionally & spiritually ruined forever its actually so over for me.

>>60500362 (OP)
why is there a pic of a tranny

mlgo hitting new lows

>>60500362 (OP)
I dont think the market is going to crash the day before Trump's birthday and the military parade.
Hmm..

>>60500374
Buck broken by the jews

funny how on the oil/defense day, all the financials are down big, more than even entertainment like cruise and casino. Why is that?

>>60500395
Watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uoZvpaTH6hs

>>60500396
If you think that cute bunny girl is a tranny then maybe you seeing what you want to see :)

>>60500400
See:
>>60500403

Unironically dead market

>>60500408
So thread theme now hold music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7xn5zeJ4D4

fucking CHYM

>>60500406
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uoZvpaTH6hs

God what I wouldn't do for some delicious heroin water right now. But so true besty we are all just lonely rats in our cages desperately seeking meaning in the charts. I'm only 0.2% down YTD but I was 10% up about a month ago teehee. Expensive lessons but hopefully I've learned them for good.

>>60500406
>cute

>>60500362 (OP)
Hate to admit, but RDDT unironically is looking like a slurp right now.

>>60497842
Hey faggot, how are you holding up? The market is barely down at all. Who could have predicted this?

Good money to be made buying the V dip right now. People aren't going to stop spending more than they earn just cuz there's a war they don't care about

>>60500415
This part gets me:
>And when were happy and healthy we'll bond and connect with each other. But if you can't do that. Because your traumatized or isolated or beaten down by life, you will bond with something that will give you some sense of relief.

I guess I can't connect because of life trauma. So I stay isolated. I guess I didn't realize that about myself.

>>60500419
It is hauntingly beautiful picture. Like a person in a far off future with a lot of burdens. The artist killed themself, which makes it even more special.

SOXLchads whats the play?

gold is freefalling again. the war is over

>>60500435
What do you think happens over the weekend?
My bet is Trump pulls some shit and this all blows over, but who knows

>>60500429
>The artist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odWsuzoy6Uo

Looks like she had cancer. Now I'm not sure if she ended it herself or the cancer did.

buy war bonds

damn looks like i missed the boing cheapies

Nice, now we pump for 4 hours (4 1/2 since 10:30)

USA USA USA USA

>>60500404
Financials don't always profit from global uncertainty, it poses a ton of risks.
(Investment) banks will have to write off any losses on investments in the region, which could significantly impact their bottom lines.
Insurers will have to pay out, which will have a similar effect.

>>60500455
dont worry. sooner or later another boing plane will crash.

Cmon GUSH get yer ass back up there.

this is like the second red day in 2 months. it only took israel starting ww3 to get a red day

next week on /smg/
please look forward to it

>>60500458
I see, I figured any war profits would offset but I guess there is increased uncertainty

>>60500467
dax has just been red the entire week and some of last week

wtf was that?

>>60500374
Yeah, I made a killing today. 20% from overnight shorts and 10% from buying the bottom in the morning. What's y'all P/L for the day?

bogged

>>60500477
Profit?

Made $240 today by correctly anticipating the V-shaped recovery, and still pissed off watching this retarded shit continue to moon. The 2020s will go down in history as the biggest clown market in all of human history. Even tulip mania was more rational than this, because at least tulips have some intrinsic value, unlike the majority of S&P 500 stocks with a P/E of 17 gorillion for no fucking reason.

>>60500478
>>>/wsg/5898227
New thread theme!

>>60500477
Show us the actual position or fuck off. Nobody gives a shit about a $700 robinhood account gaining 30%.

>>60500485
i made some too but actually its just a flat day because i was retarded and didn't full port into shorts and the longer ones got stopped

Comfy cozy cashgang

>>60500480
Eh, always live to trade another day, I blew my account countless times when I started trading.

MOOGLIE CHADS WE ARE SO BACK!

I take it all back. Life is a gorgeous gift. Never kys.

Only retail is dumb enough to buy this tiny dip. Higher oil prices means less rate cuts.

It's ONLY trying to go up

My 220w portable solar panel has been stuck on this road for thirty minutes. Why are drivers so slow?

soxs is the biggest pile of shit ever created

>>60500490
He held shorts overnight(before anything happened) 100% he is a broke bobo that's been shorting the whole recovery

>>60500490
I care :'(

>>60500510
>being a bobo
>being a bobo on semis

This is the worlds most forced retail pump I've ever seen

>>60500506
he's jerking one out so he can rub it on the box

>>60500501
>Life is a gorgeous gift. Never kys.
Nobody earnestly believes this. Generally people don't want to die, and people don't want their friends and family to die, but beyond that there's at best no fucks given. If you have few friends or family, the schadenfreude people might get if they saw your silly ass splattered on pavement could very well exceed the annoyance they'd feel at having to continue to put up with your existence in whatever small way. You're a faggot for having life problems ans you're a faggot for wanting to end them. Might as well avoid the years of hassle.

>>60500501
I need it up $2 more just to break even. I really should've added GGLL at open.

>>60500516
He's probably trading stocks on company time!

>>60500472
Always looking forward to your posts, fren

>>60500473
Financials are under-invested in defense stocks in general, and trading in oil futures is largely vertically integrated by oil majors.
If oil trades consecutively above $100, then I'll start dca'ing into a eurobank etf. With Basel 3 and Insolvency 2, it's basically risk-free asset

I boughted TQQQ. Nothing ever happens and the panic dump from Iran was a meme. This seems like easy money.

>>60500428
If you're too puss to buy single stocks then XLF is the next best thing to V. It also will likely do well in the near future. FAS if you need a little extra gains

>>60500371
Tempted to sell soon, but will wait until SPY 601.
In reality, we might end up green today. I don’t want to chance it. I’m not a betting man.

thats how you know they wont let it happen

Stock is still lower than it was recently and yet the option is priced as if though the stock regained all that value and no theta.

After all this we might actually go green. This market is insane!

LNW down 2.5% today rip

>>60500472
SWBI calls to front run the impending weekend chimpout?

>>60500527
ty for the insights anon

>>60500550
Look at how instinctively it attacks the boat. Sea monsters are real.

>>60500547
MM autism and simple supply and demand

STONKS ALWAYS GO UP! KEEP FUCKING BUYING

What an irrelevant shithole not even oil is holding the gains.

>>60500562
WE CAN DO IT REDDIT! WALL STREET IS DERISKING, LET'S TAKE ALL THAT RISK FOR OURSELVES!

>>60500557
I can see a genetic engineer making a giant one and releasing it for the lolz.

Autonomy-as-a-Service (Robotaxis & FSD subscriptions)

How big is this going to be?

i deserve a recovery

>>60500557
in it's defense, that boat has fins on the side.

This is extremely interesting to me, it explains why credit card companies crashed today, from ChatGPT. Sorry for text wall but it’s worth it.

If Walmart—or any merchant—issues or accepts a stablecoin directly, it can move value on a blockchain peer-to-peer, rather than routing every transaction through Visa, Mastercard, or similar card-networks. Here’s how that breaks down:
1. Payment rails vs. blockchain rails
• Credit-card networks (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx) provide:
1. Authorization (is the card valid and has credit?)
2. Clearing (communicating transaction details among banks)
3. Settlement (actually moving funds between banks)
4. Risk management, fraud prevention, chargebacks, regulations
• A stablecoin on a blockchain (e.g. a dollar-pegged token on Ethereum) uses the blockchain itself for:
1. Authorization (cryptographic signatures prove you control the wallet)
2. Clearing & settlement (every node sees and validates the transfer in near-real time)
3. Immutable audit trail (the ledger can’t be rolled back)
In other words, blockchain rails replace much of what credit-card networks do.
2. Lower (and more predictable) fees
• Card networks typically charge merchants ~1–3% per transaction, plus fixed cents per sale.
• On public blockchains, network (“gas”) fees are often a few cents for a simple token transfer (though they can spike), and Walmart could even run or help fund its own sidechain/L2 to drive fees down further.
• Without a network of issuing banks, acquirers, card networks, and processors all taking cuts, Walmart captures nearly 100% of the transaction amount.
3. Faster settlement
• Credit-card settlement can take 1–3 business days for funds to hit a merchant account.
• A blockchain transfer finalizes in seconds to minutes (depending on the chain) with on-chain proof.
4. Self-custody and programmability

>>60500570
They're gonna make it a subscription service to turn the robotaxi off, not on

thank you Greatest Ally™

BLOOMBERG: IRAN JUST NUKED ISRAEL

>>60500572
*its

>>60500580
so true

>>60500490
>>60500511
So much projection and envy, lol. I'm a day trader, couldn't care less about market direction. I held 2 shorts overnight (which I rarely do) because the Cheeto in Chief said Israel was going to attack Iran.

>>60500580
Sure buddy have a demon womb tattoo.

Whenever there's a V, it means Party A suddenly sold a bunch and then Party B came to buy it back. I assume it's not just Party A selling just to buy the same amount a little while later, that'd be retarded.
So who exactly are Parties A and B?

holy fuck literally nothing matters

>>60500580
Iran would never have a nuke. They're enriching all that uranium to give it away to charity

>>60500592
So it was money and pussy all along?

>>60500591
there are millions of market participants. if party A wanted to transact directly with party B they wouldn't do it where everyone else could screw it up.

>>60500589
i refuse to believe places like that exist

>>60500592
crabitha's DFC dominates the markets simple as

>>60500575
API.
5. Regulatory and compliance plugs
• Many stablecoin frameworks already build in KYC/AML screening at the “on-ramp” and “off-ramp” stages, so Walmart could integrate customer verification once (when they buy tokens) rather than pay per-transaction for fraud screening.

In practice:
• A customer pre-loads “$100 worth of WalmartCoin” (a dollar-pegged token), either by paying fiat (via bank ACH, card, or cash) or by swapping an existing stablecoin.
• At checkout they simply transfer 20 WalmartCoins from their wallet to Walmart’s on-chain wallet.
• The blockchain confirms the transfer in minutes; Walmart credits the order and retires (burns) those tokens—or holds them until it’s ready to convert back to dollars.
• No Visa/Mastercard authorization or interchange fee is required on that $20—only the minimal network fee (if any) to move tokens.

⸻

Caveat: Walmart would still need some on- and off-ramps to get real dollars in and out of its treasury, and those ramps can involve banks or payment processors. But every day-to-day sale then happens off-network, on-chain, bypassing the traditional card-network fees and delays.


TLDR TLDR TLDR
Credit cards are the short of the year IF ONLY IF is the GENIUSAct is passed allowing for the creation of stablecoins by corporations. If this happens Mastercard can lose nearly unlimited money like this short is Big Short like turn 1000 dollars into a house type of insane gains.

The lobbyists are going to fight for their lives so this short won’t be easy but if you can lock in early gains so you can be free then it’s all good.

>>60500597
I refer to them as parties to simplify the situation. I'm getting at the fact that there's some demographic that keeps dumping and another that keeps pumping. Who are they?

Invest in gambling and casino stocks, the house always wins so it's a lock and 100% profit.

>>60500598
People live very different lives from each other.

>>60500592
things that don't have an effect on the economy don't matter

I'm done with this clown market. No matter what happens, everything is "priced in" by 4.

Dump at the end of power hour

stocks are mooning but my oils are crabbing

>>60500591
Notice how the volume on the way up is always lower than the volume on the way down. That pretty much tells you all you need to know. The down swing is smart money de-risking a portion of their position in response to a sudden development. The up swing is hordes of retail slurping $50 at a time, always at the ask because they don't know how to place a limit order.

>>60500611
You know the primary mission objective: Buy the dip. Literally all you have to do...lol

>>60500610
>oil up
I'm sure your gas price will remain the same for a few weeks

>>60500539
I sold my SPY 600C early today. 106% gain. I believe we’ll see 602 and maybe 603 today. I don’t regret selling.
Never chase. Always execute within your comfort zone.

>>60500598
I knew they existed but I didn't think they existed in Japan, only southeast Asia.

>>60500619
We'll break the recent high at $605 today, maybe continue on to $607 or so. Wouldn't be surprised if this ends up being a +2% day.

>>60500611

>>60500603
only if you're retarded. A jeet scammer uses your account and now it cant be reverted. Easy slurp.

Should I slurp the financial stocks? I don't understand why stuff like V and MA are down so much, but it seems like an overreaction to something.

>>60500626
I used to think this was the face of arrogant retardation, but now I realize his smugness is earned and deserved.
Unironically GOATed

>>60500630
Oh, I just saw the post above me. Even if true, it still seems tempting.

>>60500618
>oil back to what it was 4 months ago
SELL EVERYTHING

>>60500625
No offense, but you’re insane if you believe that.

>>60500630
yeah nonsense dump. even if it happened these cards are used everywhere around the world and every not giga corporation transaction would still use them. and implementing something like that successfully in a customer friendly way would take years

line really does only go up

>>60500634
S&P isn't even down half a percent. Market is treating this like as if nothing happened at all.

>>60500635
That's why it's probably right. Don't you see the market?

at least rh baggies are winning today

>>60500639
israel behaving like a rabid dog isn't even newsworthy

>>60500635
Point out a single day in the past 2 months that the market has shown the slightest scrap of sanity.

>>60500642
Nobody cares about Israel, they care about shipping lanes.

>>60500642
They have been trying to get the US to attack Iran for years. So it is surprising they actually had the balls to take losses and burn money.

Israel is still attacking Iran btw. The market is actually laughing at Iran "live"

seems the only thing up in germany is rheinmetall. dax still shitting itself despite that

>>60500654
Does the US seriously have the only competent military? Most of the world thought we sucked because of Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan. But seriously if we suck, then everyone else is just pathetic!

I just took a massive dump, so now the market doesn't have to, full recovery confirmed

I think I'm going to sit in bonds until we get a mature adult president again. Someone that will put tech bros in their place and be diplomatic to immigrants.

>>60500661
Funny how this guy is basically campaigning 4 years out and his big attribute is being and not a huge bitch

>>60500661
See you in 3 and a half years! Guess you can work on that vidya backlog.

>>60500660
thank you for your service

How long do I hold women's underwear now?

Im going to pick up about 1500 of uvxy
I dont trust this shit.

>>60500670
See you too anon. God bless america. Boomers maga bros and out of control tech oligarchs had their fun. We are going to have a great coalition building president again. America is built on hard work of migrants not dictators like trump. Just look at the market during 8 years of obama. A beautiful line of strong growth.

>>60500626
what a smug bastard

>>60500678
Too bad he was half black.

>>60500678
Gfy

>>60500678
Also 8 years of free money zirp

>>60500670
Gradius 3 was such a great game

>>60500688
Still a cool guy and all. Dubya was a funny president too. Trump just brings chaos and tough guy larping. We need some cool guys as president again to get the vibe again.

>>60500695
For me it is Viva Project.

Told you faggots what would happen and it happened.

>>60500699
W had his moments.

>>60500678
This is why you dumbasses like you shouldn't be allowed vote. Line went up during Obama's terms the same reason it went up during Trump's first term: monetary policy set by the Federal Reserve, specifically QE money printing and suppressed interest rates. Nothing to do with politics. It's also the very same reason why everything is so expensive now and you can't afford a home or even to be able to eat at McDonald's anymore. So enjoy.

How do they manage to blast out on gayer session after the other? Yesterday already was brutal, but this? There is more votalitility during China and EU. What is this shit, America?

>>60500707
>What is this shit, America?
This explains everything you need to know about America:
>>>/wsg/5898243
>the girl is a robot

it's funny how bobos get so cocky and defensive whenever the market dump and litteraly disappear when it recovers the same day. Mumus are always calm and collected because they're not fighting the trend and have been profitable all year

>>60500713
>being a bobo literally ever except for memes

>>60500713
Maybe I posted bobo because I wanted you to sell and panic so I can buy cheapies.

Almost green COME ON

I bought AVGO a couple minutes ago and have already lost several dollars. I probably should have waited to jump in until EoD.

>>60500706
>reigned in israel instead of letting israel warlord
>encouraged open borders to keep economy running
>didn't openly back crypto scams and game stock market on purpose
>didn't dump infinity money on tech startups
>didn't slash and burn important institutes
>monetary policy though

democrats are better for society just admit it. Every time a republican shows up just park it in bonds cause they're gonna nuke the economy selfishly.

Soxl bros what’s the play?

>>60500731
crabbing into the weekend

>>60500731

>>60500731
>>60500737

>>60500730
If post-2008 liberals were so great then Obama's two terms wouldn't have given birth to so many of the "ebil" MAGA voters, Fascists, Communists, Marxists and Socialists in the mid-2010's that liberals are so desperately trying to fight (and losing) against now. Any argument or debate you want to have literally ends here, but I'll bit some of your greentext just for the lulz.

>encouraged open borders to keep economy running

Inflationary on prices through artificial imported demand while also suppressing workers wages and licking corporate boots. Not going to please anybody.

>didn't dump infinity money on tech startups

Yes he did. Obama's first term literally gave birth to the Tech boom we have today.

>didn't slash and burn important institutes

No just created a ton of worthless ones, and further poisoned ones that we had running without issue for decades- which is why everyone hates these institutions now and wants them re-reformed to how they used to be or torn apart altogether.

I'm bored, chat.

Is we be dumping in slow motion?

>>60500753
We just had a mega run where SPY cleared nearly $5 gain trough to peak. There might be some small dumping for an hour or two until lunch hour closes then probably crabbing to close.

In what universe is a bounce back from a fake and gay dump into endless violent crabbing below previous highs a "bull market"?

>>60500753
>he thought he bought the dip

I told you guys DHT & FRO as a war hedge

Some of you bought - good
I didn't - bad

>>60500753
It's because I bought. Sorry.

>>60500756
I'm in 3x leveraged oil ETFs and the price is going down while the Israel/Iran happening is literally WW3 doom porn. Planning to hold thru into mid next-week.

>>60500760
It's a bull market in gains only

>>60500746
>inflationary on prices through artificial demand
temporary. You need people and younger people to grow the economy.
>tech boom
Obama era tech boom was atleast logical. What uber is going to come out of hundreds of billions thrown at AI?
>worthless institutes
You know you need more administration if you want to open trade with emerging economies?

I need a robot girlfriend. All I got is a robot vacuum. She isn't interested.

>>60500575
>>60500603
Thanks, you just made me more confident to slurp even more. you talk like a redditor so I'm calling your shit retarded.
>just constantly load up your wallet of shitcoins for every retailer so you can buy groceries
never gonna happen retard

Think I'm going to get this little robot Webcam. You can drive it around your place when you aren't home. Still don't think they will be interested.

>>60500603
Sounds more like a debit card than a credit card. A debit card without all the consumer protections.

>>60500711
Why is so much Japanese robot girl art basically just guro? Why would people who like robot girls want to see them smashed to bits

>>60500797
How else are you going to see that it's a robot if it's designed to look just like a human?

>>60500136
your asshole

>>60500797
It is in our nature to crush the butterfly or to think about it. Like playing for hours creating the perfect Simcity, then destroying it.

>>60500799

Will I ever get the chance to buy a dip ever again in my goddamn life (a REAL dip, not a -1% "dip")? Literally nothing can stop the melt up at this point

>>60500806
Cameron was so high here he thought that is what Arnolds skull really looked like.

>pltr ath
grow stock I know I know but still p/e is 600

>tesla +3,5%
gigabased

>>60500809
Next real dip is going to be the start of the lost decade.

>>60500817
The real dip is the friends we met along the way!

>>60500749
you still selling index options or did that strat blow up on you?

>>60500819
killing bites?

Austin is the first city where Tesla plans to test its tech with consumers. Alphabet-backed Waymo launched its robotaxi service in the city in March after already rolling out the service in three other cities over the past five years.

Ahead of the launch, Elon Musk has taken several digs at Waymo, including joking during the carmaker's earnings call earlier this month that Waymo costs "'way mo' money."

>>60500447
i kinda wanna sell but idk. I was so worried we were gonna open in the mid teens today, I dont want that anxiety for the weekend

Not that anyone cares, but I did say that the market would grind upwards in pre market then close slightly green because this was always a nothing burger

>>60500822
What?

>>60500814
>people investing a company trying to digitally enslave all Americans.
When we hang Theil and Katz well hang you too.

>>60500829
Hopefully Asmongold uses it (in collab with Musk, since they also had DM on Twitter) and it crashes (nonlethal)

>tfw someone told me bongs had bottomed, so I bought $TLT
WHY
WHYYYY
>>60500829
What do you think he's got in that cup? Barqs? DP? Coca-Cola?
I put my money on the DP :)

>>60500820
Think you got the wrong person. I as chewy anon gamble on stock options.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>60500843

>>60500809
Are you still sitting in cash (lol)?

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>60500841
Oh okay. There was an anon in here back in 2021 that posted robot girls non-stop and shilled index puts. I assume he got btfo'd in 2022 since he went radio silent

Holy shit they killed Ali Shamkhani too

He's a multibillionaire with one of the largest fleets in the world including one of the world's top container liner companies, alongside other investments including a hedge fund

This is the Iran-Russia-China axis equivalent of someone like Bill Ackman being blown up
His son Hossein survived tho

i have cash now that i sold shits
what is a good buy today?

>>60500853
Oh okay, I used to post them more also. I'm up to 82, but here is the older ones.

>>60500843
gay german fag

>>60500863
Could help explain why RBNE went to the moon this morning

>>60500863
why iran doesnt defend himself?

Why are energy stocks pumping like crazy

>>60500873
Oh no don't touch that, he's preparing to rug pull with a dilutive stock sale.
Classic Greek shipping shitco tactic - buy a bunch of the free float to push retail in and then wipe the floor with them.

Robin Energy is a new company that still needs to grow, they will print stock until no tomorrow to buy ships. Do not touch it.

>>60500877
Like Canada, by losing they win.

>>60500879
americas trojan horse needs energy to kill iran

>>60500839
In the original it said beerapu.jpg

But it didn't make sense to me so I didn't use that filename

>PALANTIR

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of machine learning and data structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.

Oh no the real dip is coming!

>>60500881
Noted. Thanks anon

I’m about to bottom out and poooooomp

>>60500863
I think you confused his son with him

>>60500870
y-yes, w-who *cough*, who's speaking there?

>>60500906
Keep with the happy thoughts, anon.

>>60500881
And if you think it can't possibly be this bad, may I present to you the shittiest of all shitcos.

There is no limit to dilutive share sales & reverse split, if you do it enough times you can get some ridiculous split-adjusted numbers.

The glove is off, for realz!1§//!!

>>60500915
Top ships? More like top fucking kek

My portfolio is heading toward the red again.

>ORACLE
>pumping non stop for days

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>60500915
>Was 1 quintillion dollars
>Now only 10
Damn think of the run up! I've never had a billion bagger before!

huh what happened? suddenly my rheins turned green

>>60500931
Anon earlier said he took a big shit, to counter the market dump. It wasn't big enough!

>>60500924
I cant believe you guys still post a meme I made like 4 years ago. kek

>>60500939
haha yeah indexes are sharting but individual stocks do great

>>60500941
It is weird seeing stuff you made posted. I put these two gifs together and occasionally see it posted.

>everyone expects rate cuts
>oil at $120 would bring CPI to like 4%
>Fed might raise rates instead

ThinkorSwim suddenly shows my account as having several thousand more dollars available for trading than I did this morning, but my total account value is still the same.

>>60500952
Hey i found it

>>60500961
Did you maybe get approved for more margin?

What you people eating for lunch/dinner? I'm gonna make some tacos.

KEK YIELDS

>>60500964
That's what I thought maybe, but I didn't apply for it...

>>60500917

>>60500955
the glowies will make sure that never happens

>>60500962
>2988
That's nice. Give it a proper scan!

>>60500967
I haven't eaten yet today and the fridge is empty. Maybe invite my parents for a restaurant to celebrate my modest gains if we end green.

>>60500867
Spxl @ 4pm

>>60500386
SSBW?
Damn Anon likes them thicc.

sold my $599p at a loss near during the 1pm minispike god fucking dammit

and what’s worse, i moved the cash into a $TSLA $330p

>>60500961
>several thousand more dollars available for trading than I did this morning
Dividends, interest payments, did your calls get exercised?

>>60500961
>look goy, free money!

>>60500967
I'm going to Costco (ticker COST) to invest in some dessert. I might as well get one of those premade meals from the back of the warehouse.

Iran has a right to defend itself

>>60500995
I like dominoes better, but Costco pizza is good. Too bad they got rid of this one.

And the king is tesla

>>60500986
Nope, none of that. Is Klaus Schwab trying to trick me into trading on margin?

>>60501000
And I have the right to profit off of it

THIS IS BORING. GIVE ME MORE VOLATILITY. MORE.

>>60500961
Pay no attention to that. They always get around to fixing the error eventually. Just recently I had to lock and reorder a new credit card due to fraud. When I called them to report it the jeet girl in security accidentally nuked every authorized transaction instead of just the one I disputed. Those legitimate transactions stayed off for three months before they finally got around to fixing her mistake.

>>60501006
Yeah, I assume it'll have corrected itself by Monday. Maybe they'll fix it on Juneteenf since the market will be closed that day anyway.

>>60501002
why did i invest in crabs instead of tesler...

>>60501009
wtf is keeping it closed this time? i hate these random ass holidays

I bought the dip and I was positive, but now it is back to the price I bought.

What a fuckin bullshit market, I will go long before close

>>60500877
They can't win.

>>60501023
If they fought to the death they could do serious damage to Israel. Like one of those mission failed successfully moments.

DPZ dip is tempting. The paranoia over weight-loss drugs is totally overblown

I think the Jews shorted before attacking Iran.
We have to buy when they close their shorts.
They'll only close their shorts before a ceasefire or a normalization where they invade Iran with boots on the ground to clear out the 90 million iranians so they resettle Iran with Jews.

But Iran isn't in greater Israel so I'm weirded out.
Maybe it'll be a ceasefire.

>>60501016
President Brandon made Juneteenth a federal holiday a few years ago

>>60501030
I forgot about that! That means I'm off next Thursday. One of my two in the office days. Nice!

>>60501029
It's a deal. Everything is a deal.

>>60501030
sounds like a porn movie

>>60501027
I bought, and it immediately started going down. What the fuck.

DUMP ; YOU PIECE OF SHT

>>60501037
All according to keikaku

I hate israel so god damn much its unreal

>market near ATHs as Iran launches counterattack
If this escalates further it might be a "what the fuck were we thinking" moment

will my female broker be mad if I keep free riding (I just got a 90 day restriction removed)

>>60501048
A bit antisemitic init? I'll alert the moderation team to decide.

no matter what i do, i cannot win

>>60501050
doubting that they have any cards. the whole country will get deserted if they get too spooky

HLY FUCKIN MEMELINES MA50 4h

THERE'S A WAR ON THE HORIZON AND THE BOTS RESPECT THE FUCKIN LINE

>BREAKING: #Iran Retaliation Underway against Israel, ~ 100 ballistic missiles fired. Israel, region bracing

>>60500362 (OP)
Fuck niggers
Fuck jannies
Fuck kikes
Fuck trannies

Buy minors

4.69% YTD in NOK just doing simple potato farming’ staying out of us stocks

When is the dollar going to stop dropping?

>>60500962
Good job anon. I appreciate this kind of OC much more than the AI stuff that gets posted so often these days.

>>60501070
kek everything is falling again

UVXY is printing.... huehuehue

I'm so sick of losing fucking money. I'm done day trading. I'm just gonna park all my cash in VOO and let it ride.

>>60501074
It could be another multi year cycle but if non-US stocks go sideways as usual while US continues to grow, the currency risk doesn't really matter does it?

There's even a Euro-hedged version of some index funds if you're into that

And memoryholed, next news please

>>60501084
>day trading
>making money long term
do you actually believe you are smart enough to beat the market?

>>60501084
Everyone pays for their lessons in one way or another
>t. Nuked portfolio with CFDs

JEWS ARE HURT
>SELL
JEWS ARE HURT
>SELL
JEWS ARE HURT
>SELL
JEWS ARE HURT
>SELL
JEWS ARE HURT
>SELL
JEWS ARE HURT
>SELL

My portable solar panel finally came!
And my moms iPhone for her birthday, but who cares about that. The 220w panel is far more interesting!

>>60501100
what are you going to do with it anon?

>>60501100
Damn 220W from such a small area
Could power a PC with two of them

>Grinds slowly down
You just know these marketbullniggers just want to immediately buy

Hold strong lads HOLD

>>60501098
Pissrael said they would attack Iranian oil refineries in response.
hang on oil bros

>>60501103
We recently had a long power outage from a big big widespread storm in the Pittsburgh area. So it goes in the emergency backups. I also been collecting power stations. You can see them here:
>>>/diy/2922944

Deescalation lookin' good
>Iranian missiles hit the headquarters of the Ministry of War in Tel Aviv.

https://x.com/ME_Observer_/status/1933590045388124480

>>60500915
Holy shit this is almost as bad as MULN

>>60501105
Aliexpress had an amazing deal recently. It was only $138.38. They usually go for double that or more cause it is a Renogy panel. Shipped from Texas.

When are you gonna take the iron condor pill? It's literally free money.

>>60501098
Fuck yes. Defense and oil chads just keep winning

>nothing on mainstream breaking news sources
>I'm learning about the missile situation from the fucking pol sticky
Fucking media
Respect to escalationfags, I did not think it would happen.

>>60501109
oof thats an instant -5% if they do

I bought VXX overnight and panic sold in the morning, it's now climbing. I am so freakin mad it's unreal

>>60501118
>MULN
Damn that's a work of art. Shorter period of time too.

fuck SOXS that absolute pile of festering shit

I'm not slurping unless we hit at least SPY $580. I'm just not gonna.

War is bullish so why dump?

I dont care anymore. Lets see what happens.

Iran did just that, so now we wait to see if they will follow through.

Yes oil price to the moon and all that but in my opinion this might drag China into this.
Iran ships what, 2m barrels per day to China? They won't like it if someone disrupts their precious "supply chain".

>>60501160
Even worse is Iran can just blockade the straits or Hormuz and stop 20% of the global oil supply.

I couldve buy puts but I didnt want to trigger PDT :(

>>60500962
I didn't think I'd run into the author of this meme . Based art

SELL, ANOTHER ROUND OF MISSLES JUST HIT THE JEWS
>SELL, ANOTHER ROUND OF MISSLES JUST HIT THE JEWS
SELL, ANOTHER ROUND OF MISSLES JUST HIT THE JEWS
>SELL, ANOTHER ROUND OF MISSLES JUST HIT THE JEWS
SELL, ANOTHER ROUND OF MISSLES JUST HIT THE JEWS
>SELL, ANOTHER ROUND OF MISSLES JUST HIT THE JEWS
SELL, ANOTHER ROUND OF MISSLES JUST HIT THE JEWS
>SELL, ANOTHER ROUND OF MISSLES JUST HIT THE JEWS
SELL, ANOTHER ROUND OF MISSLES JUST HIT THE JEWS
>SELL, ANOTHER ROUND OF MISSLES JUST HIT THE JEWS

>>60501115
I want to like trump but he clearly only spouts populist views for brownie points while really he lives to serve Israel just like every other American politician

Fucking jews

>>60501162
They won't do that because that disrupts China's supply chain even more (Iranian and non-Iranian)

What Iran did with the Houthis was a selective blockade, by using cheap drones and missiles they allowed Chinese and Russian ships to pass while blocking the mainstream fleet. They didn't attack everything, but just enough to make the insurance premiums unacceptable.

That's a far more likely scenario for Hormuz than a full blockade. China would never allow a complete halt.

Quite kino
https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1933592404856033368

>>60501160
>>60501162
Conflict also has a wacky side mission possible where they bomb the saudis and the Houthis launch a ground invasion there

>>60501168
SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLLLLLLL REDDIT SELLLLL

>>60501166
Jerome powell thanks you.

>>60501180
Can they please hit the building with the journalists on it next?

>>60501176
You are forgetting that it would punish their brothers in faith who kowtow to the Jews and joined in defending Israel. China may not be willing to pay that price.

>>60501168
nothing will happen. besides this is extremely bullish for usa! local oil production will be profitable again and there will be many great jobs!

Went long on OIL with a conservative *9 leverage.

>>60501193
Fake missiles.
They are fireworks.
Israeli police are throwing smoke grenades and fireworks to pretend that they're getting hit by Iranians.

Netanyahu is LYING AND PRETENDING TO GET HIT.

In short but the dip, they're lying and pretending to get his. The smoke is not from damaged buildings.

>didn't buy RBNE when it was up 250%
>didn't buy RBNE when it was up 350%
>RBNE is now up 450%

>>60501189
Powell is a genius. He kept the rates high. He knew what was coming.

>>60501208
Nah they actually are getting hit. BBC/meme flags stopped posting their daily internet poison on multiple boards

who here holds over the weekend?

>futures

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

>>60501219

>>60501219

>>60501219

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW BREAD

>/pol/chuds gone
>market down
>thread not split
Bliss

>>60501222
way to ruin it

>>60501215
i bought lmt but its a gamble

>>60501197
they'd need to hit hamas buildings to do that