Thread 60510005

Is mugging people in the park a good way to make money?

I figure the average person carries around $50 in cash, so if I mug 10 people per day I could make $500 per day. Work 20 days a month and I would make $10,000 a month and $120,000 a year.

What's wrong with my math?

Try it and report back to us OP

>>60510005 (OP)
yeah math is checks out, solid opportunity. Go try and report back

>>60510005 (OP)
If you invest your gains in bigger weapons you can rob more people at once. The best at this strategy is North Korea and getting "foreign aid" but robbees are getting surveillance and drone robot armies. Soon their will be robbers dissatisfied with change and forming their own Luddite rebellions.

>>60510005 (OP)
it's literally free money, at some point you can recruit some friends to mug people for you and give you interests. Promise them they'll receive some money if they recruit friends and familiy to mug along. Before you notice, you'll be receiving free money literally doing nothing

>thinks the average person carries cash
Lol

>>60510351
>>60510470
lmao

>>60510470
Time to start my own business

Thanks /biz/

Guys I kept getting mugged. I loose $50 a day to the same mugger. So I invested $300 in a handgun and next time I get mugged I'm going to invest the time and $1 hollow-point into killing him.
Solid strategy?

>>60510979
How about I just hire you and we can work together?

>>60510979
Follow and wait for him to rob a few people first to make some money

Guys I'm trying to maximize consistent returns. I'm like 5'7" with crazy bug eyes. If I came at you out of nowhere alone on a dark night with a steak knife would you think up to $100 is not worth the trouble? Should I ask for more? What do I do to get more if he says he doesn't have it and is holding out on me? Should I just like take the $20 or whatever and then ask someone else? I have a lot of kids and have to feed three of them right now by law.

>>60510979
don't carry any money with you you big retard

>>60511078
I think i'd be happier with the $100

>>60510979
Don't be so entitled, if you deprive a mugger of his revenue stream he becomes unemployed and the local job he created goes away. Think of the job creators and don't boost our employment numbers because you think the cash in your wallet is more important than the well being of society. Muggers also need to report their cash income to the IRS, it is wrong to deprive the state of tax revenue by failing to report theft income - mugger job creators itt take note. Even if you steal physical items you need to report the estimated value you gained as taxable income

>>60510005 (OP)
This thread will stay up by my graverobber side gig threads get deleted

>>60511099
W-what do you mean happier? Give me your money!

The immigrants in my Euro neighborhood always aim at old people. Young people here don't carry cash anymore. Zoomers pay with their smart watches and shit. But old folks are retards and they love going to the bank, talking and taking their pension's money in cash. A lot of mugging the day they receive their pensions

I don’t even take my phone when I go out on the street. I literally go empty handed. Too paranoid.

>>60510005 (OP)
the biggest risk is getting caught after beating or killing your customers, but if you do get caught, you get free food and shelter for months or even years. might not be a five stars hotel, but it's a way better deal than what the average wagie gets. so I'd say go for it!

>>60510033
yeah do it and go to jail OP you fucking retard

>>60511175
Where do old people go?

Gonna wait for u at your house then call the cops and then take all the cash and then give it back to the people you robbed. Hahahahaha

>>60510005 (OP)
solid plan. post your follow up.
>>60510979
you're down over $201
>>60511151
trannitors

Hey everyone, I work at a gun shop and someone came in yesterday and bought a handgun (in cash too, dude must have had at least 500 on him, was tempted to mug him after work). He kept on talking about how he was losing 50 dollars a day to the same guy who was mugging him. It gave me an idea - should I offer a small incentive to muggers out there to do more mugging? I feel like I could really drive up business in gun sales if there’s a big increase in mugging victims out there. What do we think?

Stop making these dogshit threads, muggers

>>60510005 (OP)
High risk, low reward.

>>60510005 (OP)
let's mug em!

>>60510470
anon invents the government

>>60511093
negative iq take

>>60510005 (OP)
I think pickpocket is a better skill, you just need a lot of practice

>>60511069
true entrepreneur

>>60513970
It helps to have the proper racial bonus if you go down this route. You are preferably North African or Middle Eastern.

>>60510979
offer protective services to him in exchange for him entering a profit sharing agreement with you

>>60510005 (OP)
>>60510979
>>60512848
Kinoplex.
>>60511151
The dead can't defend themselves you nigger. You are going to catch a few diseases AND curses if you are unironically doing that kind of shit. I'm not religious but you just don't fuck with dead bodies.

>>60510005 (OP)
when you go to jail you will learn a new trade, but I don't know if you will like it

>>60518328
Hey man, it's a traditional job. Very old, should be respected.

$50 is life-changing money

you'll be lucky if 1/10 people has any cash at all. add in a 10% chance to get shot and killed and 75% chance someone reports you to the police.

Some black dude tried to hold me at gun point one night when I was downtown. I was like Tom Cruise and 10 steps ahead of him at every turn. Craziest adrenaline id ever felt but I was also in complete control. Was Kino.

>>60510005 (OP)
factor in someone being strapped