Thread 60516972

>there are people who have it everyday
>they are people for whom 3 days without it is unbearable
>my female boss probably gives her husband blowjobs

>>60516972 (OP)
I'm a 32 year old virgin.

>>60516972 (OP)
I fucked over 100 different prostitutes since my twenties and by my thirties I unironically gave up on sex, it's seems like a fun idea until you are suddenly naked next to a woman and you're supposed to stick your dick in her vagina, what kind of retarded stuff is that? lol. It gets really old quick if you're not a twenty years old faggot, I'd rather goon next to some divided screen overwatch futanari hmv hypno shit while I'm high on magic mushrooms and a good old viagra and my bathmate is creating an air vaccum on penis so I can cum hands free. All in all, women are for literal npc fags. Picrel gets my dick like diamonds who needs to see a fit slut instagram celeb anyways, I'm not a biofag fuck women, they are boring as hell and fuck my dad he was never there for me, fuck me too I guess

>>60516975
>I'm a 32 year old virgin.
In one more year you’ll get your magic powers. By 40 you will be unstoppable.

>t. Wizard who just got the Lich prestige class

>>60516972 (OP)
>female boss

>>60516972 (OP)
I'm a 30 year old virgin
i've already given up all hope

>>60516975
im a 31 year old virgin

>>60517008
>he doesn't have a female boss
what utopia did you escape to anon?

>>60517055
I have a female boss and she's super sweet and bangable, but she's married to another boss.

>>60516972 (OP)
i have sex like once or twice a month because i'm single and sex is boring and dealing with women is tiring

>>60516994
>I'd rather goon next to some divided screen overwatch futanari hmv hypno shit while I'm high on magic mushrooms and a good old viagra
Man I've done exactly the same, minus the bathmate but in a big jacuzzi tub and sub out futanari anime chicks for furry hermtaurs. And a nice tomax onahole for maximum stimulation. The shrooms let you edge for hours and the viagra keeps you in the game (normally 5ht2a agonists give limpdick). Women can never compete. T. 37y virgin

>>60516994
>>60517237
>futanari
faggot

>>60516972 (OP)
I impregnated my wife recently

>>60516972 (OP)
>>>/r9k/

Im so detached from society that Ive started fapping to genshin impact characters. Honestly, just wanna kill myself. But the idea of death still creeps me out. Plus, I find the idea of my death body being picked up by wagies utterly repulsive. I'm sure the police or whoever picked my body would laugh at someone killing himself. Just wanna erase myself from existence

>>60516972 (OP)
>there are people who have it everyday
yeah i will literally go ballistic insane

>>60516975
Its over

>>60517290
I'm not suicidal, bit the day that I die will be one of the best feelings I my life. Even of I'm suffering for hours beforehand, the final point when everything cuts to black will finally be the point in which my anxiety and depression ends.

I'm getting cremated and spread throughout a beautiful field with some trees near my dad's house.

I don't jerkoff to genshin impact though.

>>60517417
I know.

>>60516975
Based

>>60516972 (OP)
Female boss, i would kill myself lol. But on the topic shes probably not only not doing any blowjobs to her husband, but they also have sex once a month max.

>>60516972 (OP)
>>60517008
I had a female boss once. When i came in first in the morning i sometimes went and jerked off in her office and blew my load on to her table

>>60517540
Based