Shkreli edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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>>60519096 (OP)
If Circle could stop going up, that would be great.

>>60519104
>He shorted a memestock with a PE of 2000

The stock market is a mechanism for transferring money from SQRE cucks to CRCL chads

Women's underwear investors, give me your power!

>>60519117
I'm starting triangle next

6k stablecoin

>>60519121
They should do a trade in program where if women give dirty underwear they get a discount and then they can sell it to perverts. Doubled the total addressable market just like that.

>>60519146
long imouto panties

>>60519121
Chewy anon here. Not sure why but /pol/ was fascinated by my two bedroom apartment. So I posted updated photos. It was weird I was just surfing around and I saw my 3+ year old living room posted.

Here is the archive:
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/507399051/#507402291

>>60519156
I am quite intriuged really

>>60519162
That's what I don't get.

>>60518938
pretty good troll desu

Wolfsisters....not like this!

>>60519104
what is this phenotype?

>>60519176
People really looked at this chart and went "I wanna invest in that"

>Thousands flee Iran as fears of the US joining Israel's military action against the country increase and India's Modi tells President Trump there was no US mediation in the ceasefire with Pakistan

lollmao

>>60519178
>"technologist"

Thoughts on just putting everything into VWCE?

Pros:
- You don't have to think about it
- It will grow at an ok rate
- Not tied to any country
- No need to "rebalance"
- Takes maybe 10 minutes per year to manage
- You don't need to turn this into a hobby, just do something else with your time

Cons:
- If you're talking about stonks on a Mexican basket weaving forum, it's already too late

In addition to manning the help desk, I am now the social media director for my IT company. How am I supposed to market a company with (as far as I'm aware) no advertising budget?
If I was allowed to post cute anime girls, this would be a lot easier. With this being my first day, the only thing I've done that's a genuine improvement is fix the Facebook banner because the previous guy didn't know how to edit images to make them fit properly.

>>60519169
folded up american flag like your dad died or something but its just sitting on the tv stan with a fuck load of speakers and cables you didnt put away from setting it up. then theres that weird ottoman style love chair which looks extremely uncomforable. its a non-bed bed for one. Like it looks like a set piece not furniture. then the messy computer desk. its literally a 90* corner desk why did you not put it in a corner? you put it in the most awkward place ever. I get wanting to see the TV but both screens on the same direction is weird to me. You have cables going across the walk way to the other wall for some reason. your desk has barely any room for your keyboard which looks awkward to use. your cable management is retarded

>>60519189
shitpost on the company account as in be fucking funny, the product is secondary

wen fed meting

Oil recovering cause the market seems to be figuring out that Trump most likely lied once again

>Israeli Broadcast: Washington informed of attack plans to facilitate the entry of the US military #العربية_عاجل

>>60519198
I thought about copying the Wendy's strategy, but I don't know how to do it without pissing off my boss.

>>60519199
25 minutos? its going to be rate hike anyway. its going to be like that.

GALTanon here

Glad you anons profited.

Here's the exit strategies I'm thinking about:

>Paperhand investor (0.5x+ profit)
Take your profits now and leave

>Risk avoidant investor (2x+ profit)
sell at the top in Friday. Most likely $4-5

>Risk Taking Investor (3-6x+ profit)
sell at the data pump. Data pump top is hard to know but sell whenever you feel like it. Data pump likely to make it go to $7-12

>Retire or die Investor (20x-100x+ profit)
wait for BO. stock price depends on the buyout price. Likely timeframe is within those few weeks or early August.

Choose or decide for yourself.

My GOOGL is finally going up, but my AAPL is starting to waver. What is this law of equivalent exchange bullshit?

>>60519218
The crabbing will continue until morale improves.

>>60519218

Your life is a zero sum game. Whatever fleeting joy you gain you will pay for two fold in cavernous sorrow.

>>60519200
I'm pretty proud of myself rn >>60518570

apparently the pentagon pizza indicator went off just before the iran attack last night

>>60519237
the double indicator actually fired giving more confidence
pizza up=likely bomb
gay bars down=likely bomb
both, bomb

>>60519227
okay Schopenhauer

>>60519192
Well that sounds like the 3 year old photo, more than the new one with the cables. The placement of the desk is so both the tv (LG C4) and the pc (7800x3d/4070 super) can share the same speakers no matter if on the desk or the chaise longue. I replaced it with a fake leather one, which is more comfy, but shorter, so harder to sleep on. The flag used to be on my wall when I lived with my parents. So I just folded it up instead of putting holes in the wall here.

I now have the cables under a carpet runner. Here it is with its replacement cause it is old and dirty. The cables are ethernet and hdmi. Ethernet to the xbox series x and hdmi to hook the LG C4 to my PC.

Keyboard is fine to use, but I mainly use it on my lap laying down. Old pic was a wired keyboard, but new one is wireless.

>>60519218
Theyre just shuffling cash back and forth and rugging anyone in between. Index funds insulate from this

>>60519218
Why the hell would you still be holding a stinker like AAPL lmfao

giant enemy crab

reminder US markets are closed tomorrow, so if you’re holding friday options and are skittish, either go big or go home

>>60519237
That indicator is now worthless. Just have a bunch of 4channers call the pizzerias, get them, see the indicator go through the roof while all these 4channers took appropriate positions on the market.
You just know someone on the market is already taking advantage of this and manipulating it, considering how easy it is to do.

>>60519264

>>60519263
I don't like the company, but I thought I could make a quick buck off it.

>>60519266
Oh right i forgot. Okay I will do my DCAs today then.

>>60519185
at least they can flee :D

>>60519046
I sold half my SSO recently but I'm waiting to sell the other half til we get back to near ATHs. But I don't think it's a bad hold despite the leverage and Orange Man. Would I buy now though? No, I'd wait for a pullback.

Alright what non-arms manufacturer stocks should I keep an eye on in the next few days?

>>60519269
holy shit this girl is so fucking hot
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh

tiny smug girl with small tits and a huge ass bros
that shit is my ultimate type
my final frontier

so much semen wasted to this

aaa make something happen already

it's over. They tried to glue SPY to 600 for FOMC but something must have (non-)happened

>>60519298
>huge ass
Its crab-chan, she's flat on top and bottom

No rate cuts right?
Actually I'm not sure what's going to be more bearish

>>60519252
Ye old cable.

>>60519303
nah crab chan has an ass

>>60519305
Gonna be no rape cups. It's obvious.
Then full scale war with Iran starts, *THEN* JPow does the needful.

>>60519137
For dome reason I thought VOO matched the SP and we were at 5500. Back to 6k eh, thats going to be a lot of crabing unfortunately.

schlop schlop schlop schlop

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
HOW IS IT NOT DUMPING

>>60519291
I came to the same conclusion. Good call.

why would it dump retard

>>60519322
this is like the other day where there’s a minidump before the megadump.
buy SQQQ calls while you still can (but dated for next week at minimum)

>>60519322
Check again bobo

>>60519330
PE 30% higher than normal, incoming tarrifs, social media driven geopolitical instability. I wouldnt buy shorts but your delusional if you don't think the downside risk is higher than normal.

>>60519330
So if you zoom out of charts they actually go up and down instead of only up.

>>60519322
you know why my child

STOP SELLING GOOGL I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY TO BUY ANY DIPS

>>60519347
but those things only affect news headlines

>>60519347
>>60519351
Priced in / nothingburger

>>60519358
could sell and then rebuy calls if you want to collect cash on the downtrend

>>60519330
All recession indicators have either triggered already or are on the knife's edge of being triggered.

But people who have paid too much attention to fundamentals have been repeatedly burned.
There is a prevalent sense in the market, especially among retail, that it's very dangerous to not be all-in at all times. You get left behind.

>>60519358
Everything is going slightly down because I just did my weekly DCA buys. You're welcome.

>>60519370
The recession is already over. We're in an early/mid bull market.
>inb4 UM ACKTRUALLY IT WASNT A RECEISSION BECAUSE X Y Z ARBITRARY THINGS HAVEN T HAPPENED YET
ok stay poor idc

>>60519378
Keep posting these cum sluts.

>>60519279
>>60519378
sorry alerting you of tomorrow’s closure didn’t work out in a gain

>>60519386

>>60519389
the dca account is a very slow boil. i expect no meaningful action out of it until it's near full allocation, which will be in around a year from now.

Just
Need
More
Data

was really hoping nintendo would dip so I could sell my options and put the gains back into nintendo, but the next day nintendo hits ATH

>>60519393
>AI understood the term crab pasties
that's impressive

>>60519399
I should have bought some after the sales news for the switch 2, I also missed buying CDPR after the huge unreal witcher 4 trailer, missed gains

Buy SLB

What stocks looks the most shortable? It looks like Tesla to me boys

>>60519393
built for BBC(big bull cock)

>>60519393
absolutely saved

>>60519429
nah it doesn't run on oil so bullish

>>60519306
Little wavey cause it isn't as thick, but looks better than the dirty one. The great work is done.

I love tiny girls so much bros

Yo, I don’t play politics — I play with numbers and facts.
I don’t drop rates ‘cause you tweet or yap, I drop 'em when inflation cracks.
You want two points down like it’s some kind of flex,
But I hold it steady ‘til the data says ‘next.’
You call me dumb? That’s cute, but please —
I keep markets calm while you out here beggin’ the Fed on your knees.
So while you campaign, I just maintain,
Watch the yield curve and steer this plane.
You want a show? Go rant on Truth Social.
I run the Fed — stayin’ cool, non-emotional.

>>60519393
Awooga

crab chan makes me so horny. I am so horny for crab chan. I am and will always be a crab. My favorite strategy is crab. She is so cute and soft and squishable and cute and funny

>>60519208
That Wendy’s shit is played out as fuck at this point

>>60519208
you have to be contemporary and tapped into zoomer meme slop culture. don't even be relevant to your company.

>>60519462
same
idk why tiny smug girls make my dick explode

someone post a link to where i can watch powell do nothing again

>>60519464
Your mom is played out
>>60519469
That's what I'm researching. Reels are supposed to be better than regular posts/ads, but I don't know how to make them appealing. I'd also have zero help.

>>60519429
RGC, just make sure you don’t get liquidated on an uptick

>>60519477
cnbc.com

>>60519264
>giant enemy crab
elite ball knowledge

My direct boss - who makes multiple times more than me - said today he cannot afford to replace his broken TV just yet, he has to wait for July's paycheck.

He's in his mid-40's and rents, never bought a house.
He has two car payments, one is a normal SUV and the other one is a small electric because "electric is the future".
His landlord wouldn't let him install a charger so he uses the municipal charger two blocks away from the office.

>>60519310
can you post nsfw in bant thread please?

>>60519454
>>60519396
Ive got 6 dollars of binary contracts for a 25 bepis cut in June. If he doesn't cut I'm going to be financially ruined.
>>60519477
>someone post a link to where i can watch powell do nothing again
Don't give the CNBC shill any money, get it straight from the source
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLI1V4kKFME
They just stopped the FOMCore music though sadly.

>>60519492
Errrm *tsk* don't you realize how bullish that is?

>the prospects are pumping into FOMC

>>60519410
Yeah I didn't make the image, but when they said that I had to make sure it was part of the filename. I think it is a sign humanity is doomed. We metal now.

>hawkish fed
>market does nothing
lol, they changed the dotplot hawkish

pfft
ticker EGG went live today
don’t know shit about the company, but having EGG as a ticker is hilarious

>>60519503
What happens if multiple robots need to access the same shelf? Do they line up and take turns?

>>60519506

>>60519500
>COIN gigapumping and V dumping

>>60519514
Yes

>>60519503
Warehouse chuds BTFO

>>60519494
I need the nsfw myself lol

>>60519497
fomcore comfy indeed..

>Powell: I am personally declaring war on Iran. Just me. The Ayatollah better watch his ass because I'm about to shove a 100-basis point rate cut right up his asshole.
Lads...

>>60519507
I wanted to buy a fractional share as a joke, but the Jews won't even let me buy a full one.

HOLD

>>60519266
>either go big or go home
This morning I sold CRWV put for $6300 premium for expiry this Friday. Is that big enough?

>>60519534
>July 31 / 2023
Pog

very limp wristed price action on indexes

>>60519481
I’m trying to help you anon you Baka it’s not 2015 and weird brand twitter is not funny. You need to become a highly only TikTok user, or find some students to talk to. My masters student is like 22 and has shown me many things beyond my ken

This poll was a quicker source of information than cnbc.

Unless Iran actually nukes Israel we resume pumping

>>60519500
Look at this and say America needs to be afraid of the future, we are leading the world in the most seismic technological change at least since Dot Com. We are changing money to stablecoins, crypto has finally won and we didn't ban it like China did. Rare earths are being discovered and mined in the USA. Smart people are going to get so rich. I didn't even mention quantum computers. Future is bright!

this fomc music makes me want to neck myself

>>60519546
If the future really is crypto and AI, China banning the first while Europe banning the second would be totally on point.

Decades later we'd have Economist articles full of attitude trying to explain why they failed to keep up with America once again

607 by Friday close. Nothing ever happens

>>60519562
>nothing ever happens
Including a +1% close on the week

honestly, not sure why people are shocked on the pause. It was priced in; shit not even the potential of rate hikes because of inflation didn't bother anyone.

>>60519575
I suspect a september and december rate cut. Remember when they priced in 4-5 for 2025 late 2024? lmao

sold a few nintendo for egg (fuck if I’m not selling at least a few shares at its lifetime ATH)

>>60519582
>lifetime ATH
Why not sell it all then

DO I BUY CALLS OR PUTS?!?!?! WHAT'S JEROME GOING TO SAY?!?!?!

>market flat just in time for the fomc meeting
this isn't priced in, is it?

>>60519589
no they raised inflation forecasts, and more members dissent on rate cuts (SEP dots to 0) than previous meetings.
probably bullish desu, buy sp500 calls

>>60519589
the funds rate is more important than what he has to say imo

If there was a cut and market dropped would you be surprised?

I wouldn't.

>>60519541
My plan was to become a reply guy because we don't have many followers. Also, it's kind of scummy, but I've heard that creating a fake LinkedIn job posting is useful for both driving traffic to your website and building a collection of resumes if you ever actually need anyone.

>>60519574
tomorrow is a good day for happenings as the market is closed

>>60519587
keeping at least 5 for luck and i want to see some of those switch 2 launch dividends

>>60519096 (OP)
8k margin in quantum shorts, I am ready

>>60519589
he's going to say the war with iran raises global inflation risks and until we send millions of goyim to die for israel cuts are too risky

>>60519602
I’m guessing for an IT company LinkedIn is the most important social, if you have a well made company can they get the employees to make LinkedIn profiles and follow? Before resorting to such unscrupulous tactics

>>60519615
watch it pump another 50% just for you

>>60519599
The fed basically hiked (the future) >>60519516
and the market doesn't care. It's either AH selloff or 7k

>>60519595
>raised inflation forecasts
i thought they were lower than expected 2 weeks ago? i was told it was a good thing since it gave the fed reason to cut for whatever reason.

>>60519597
of course it is, but fomc meetings have always provided volatility, no?

>>60519619
i believe the anon from last night, he won't discuss anything related to war

>>60519626
his tribe will force him too, and besides its the only data point for keeping rates high and they need to maintain a pretense of neutrality

no crab-chan nsfw images is incredibly bearish

>>60519632
>its the only data point for keeping rates high
lol, thanks for the laugh

>>60519096 (OP)
>could have made life changing money buying Coinbase within 5 minutes of it going up

what the fuck dude....

>>60519589
He would slap you for even thinking about puts.

Oil just zoomed up

>>60519640
>could have made life changing money
this happens multiple times a day every day dude.

>>60519636
fear over policy isnt data, kinda surprised he so boldfacedly admitted that last fomc

>>60519621
I was going to suggest that, but we don't have many employees. This honestly seems like a doomed venture, but I'm going to try my best even if it may involve bullshitting my boss. At the very least, it's good for padding my resume.

The index turned negative at the end of May
>nothing ever happens

>>60519626
I'm just regurgitating what the fomc reported as compared to March, pic related

Is $OSCR only going up because of twitter shills?

>Reuters Cites Iranian Media Saying Iran Summons Swiss Envoy In Tehran, As Representative Of U.S. Interests, To Protest Trump's 'Provocative Remarks'

THERE HS IS GET HIM78

Ugh Gorilla Tech scam bros? I think we might be moving in the right direction.

If these earnings aren't good and real madrid don't win tonight I'm going to kms. I have nothing.

the banking cartel is live

>ECONOMY IN A SOLID POSITION
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

WTFWT

LETS GOOOOOOOOO
FOOTBALL

>>60519643
somehow stocks seem to still stay green

Short LIFE-d

>To pay respect to the people of Iran, we have decided not to charge or pay interest in bonds or loans, in accordance with the tenets of Islamic finance
what did he mean by this

>>60519677
>somehow stocks seem to still stay green
Banking cartel wants the war to be positive, protect financial sector and pensions. WW III is priced in

>>60519682
fucking hate that he always says that, it's not even his software glitching. this "tension between goals" bit is also copypasta from a previous talk

Should I buy now or open long positions for the potential rate cut in September>?

>>60519683
What the fuck he just announced a jizyah.

>>60519668
pump it

colby smith kinda nice

>>60519690
if you’re not long you’re NGMI

damn
imagine my dick as that mic

>>60519703
That's a big mic

wait who is the cake face blondie in the back?

>no rate cut
>we go up
cool

>people buying "ex-USA" ETFs thinking they will outperform America
>mfw

Powell is a fag

>not watching the reuters feed where it's just pow pow the whole time
its called bloomberg not coomberg S M H

>>60519709
my dick

Yeah, read the TEAL BOOK you FUCKIN DIPSHIT

FOMC has sucked ever since the press policy changed. The people asking questions just want sensational headlines for their boomer readers.

>>60519722
…slut

>>60519723
actually a chad response though lmao

>>60519692
sorry i got excited

>>60519722
new jeanna?

he's not stuttering and talking a little slower than before, maybe he DOES have this under control

>>60519720
>not watching on the Schwab app

Pride flag in the FOMC meeting, bearish as fuck

>>60519744
oof

anyone who fomo’d into buying 0dte SPY calls and didn’t instasell got fucked. dump resumes

>>60519216
I am really close to putting serious money in this but I am too much of a pussy

>>60519754
just do what I did and buy a $3 october call

Guys do you make it a habit to set a stop loss before an earnings report just incase?

fucking rude ass question

Should've bought puts. I need money goddamnit.

>>60519751
yeah seems i should have waited a bit but whatever

>>60519759
if you buy the bottom (i.e. the lowest price of a stock in a given timeframe) you don't need stoploss, just sell within that timeframe

OH, MY BAGS ARE HEAVY
YEAH, THEY'RE HEAVY
YEAH, THEY'RE HEAVY

>>60519762
>"You're gonna get removed soon. you sticking around after that?"

>>60519751
I sold much earlier in the morning

>>60519771
The earning report is after market close today though and the market is closed tomorrow

:)

what the fuck just happened

THERE SHE IS

GYATTTTTTTTTTTTT

*clears throat*

>>60519595
>Jerome: "we need to look at the data"
>Reporter: "okay well the data on inflation looks good, why no bepis cut?"
>Jerome: "well you see, that may be data, but it's backwards facing data so we don't like that data. We're actually going based off feelings from the wise council of forecasters who definitely aren't emotional faggots"
Jerome should just come out and say that there's no more rate cuts until Blumpf is impeached. Sick of this gaslighting about "data".

>Fed Chair Powell Says Need To See Some Actual Data To Make Decisions
This nigga

>>60519789
yep he's going to stall for the rest of his term saying he needs to wait and see

KELLY O’GRADY
CBS NEWS

>>60519792
>>60519789
I think a major one will be what happens when the July "deadline" for tariff deals hits. If tariffs come back strong then inflation is back up.
Fed doesn't want to get ahead of themselves dropping rates if inflation comes back strong and they wish they had kept the higher rates.

>>60519786
even ZIM and LNTH fell a bit

In hindsight, maybe buying stocks at ATHs in the midst of a war and before a Powell conference was kind of a bad idea.

>>60519804

>could be building metal gears or augments
>making metal gear or deus ex real
>instead brightest minds wasted on AIshit fisher price EVs social media and cranking out more variations of smartphones

reminder to bully a bogletard for getting us in this mess and siphoning funds to silicon valley techfags

Sour hour fr yall

>>60519789
>someone says "I'm going to stab you, I'm serious I'm not kidding"
>you don't put down your shield
>"ummmm excuse me you haven't been stabbed in like two years, put down the fucking shield bitch"
projections and sentiment are data, retarded or not

BBC (Big Beautiful Candle)

GRRR bros got jeeted

real time weapon change

Ewww, what is this creature?

>>60519769
>Think market has bottomed
>Open robbithood, about to buy calls for $1.29
>Get in the app too late, price starts rising to $1.40, $1.50, now at $1.80

WHY AM I NOT AN ALGO
I JUST WANT TO TRADE AT GOOD PRICES
FUCK ME

V-SHAPED RECOVERY

>>60519789
you sound like you need to de-risk your positions.

wtfwt

>>60519795
She has that look like she knows how she got the job, but ten years from now when they hire a new beauty she sues everyone for sexual harassment.

>>60519804

>>60519823
why are you doing such things on a phone

slurp hour

>>60519840
I find it comfortable but its hell when prices change so fast.

SCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOP

The new chair will be Tom Lee

Oil dumping

No matter who the federal reserve chair is, looks like rate cuts will not happen.

Did i miss anything

still time to go in on SQQQ calls expiring next week

The new chair will be Mike Oxlong

Let's be honest here
if a Democrat was president they would have cut the rates already, wouldn't they have

>>60519865
yes sweetie

>>60519865
A DEMOCRAT WOULD NOT HAVE IMPOSED THOSE TARIFFS AND CREATED THIS UNCERTAINTY ABOUT THE FUTURE

>>60519759
>>60519781
Guys can I please get some other opinions on this before market close thank you

>>60519865
unless there's another 2008 I don't think the fed cares about what the president says, probably doesn't help that trump insults him though lol

>>60519865
Yes because there wouldn't be retarded trade war with china and hot war with iran

>#OOTT | US President Trump: Meeting In An Hour On Iran-Israel
> Repeats That Iran Should Have Made The Deal
>- Iran Wants To Come To The White House, "I May Do That"

Is he fuckin lying AGAIN?

>#OOTT | US President Trump On If Iran Regime Could Fall: “Anything Could Happen”

Second time in one day he tries to crash oil with such a statement about Iranians visiting Washington

>>60519840
I scalp SPY 0dtes on my tablet.
It’s just easier to open and close positions on the mobile apps.

>>60519871
*rolls coal outside your front door in my lifted F250 with a pissing calvin decal among 27 others*

>>60519876
>there wouldn't be retarded trade war with china and hot war with iran
there wouldn't be a trade war but a war with iran was in the works during the biden presidency

>>60519797
it’ll just be extended again like with tiktok

>>60519883
Taco, buy the dips.

>democrats are 90% bobos

We end the year +10%

>>60519885
Based obnoxious diesel faggot

>>60519883
>>60519871
>>60519876
>t.

>4.2% unemployment is bad and not sustainable
>IT NEEDS TO BE HIGHER
What the heck is this?

>>60519885
I literally don't know what you mean.

t.EU

>>60519891

>>60519894

>>60519895
keeps the valves clean libturd

>>60519898
rolling coal is burger slang for having sex with black dudes

>>60519898
Rolling coal is when you do this to someone

slurping mastercard/visa yes or no? surely that meme stablecoin announcement dump will get got right?

>>60519902
i haven't seen tang in years and had some during a hot summer in south america and it had me legitimately tweaking

>>60519902
Trump Applauds Niggers Gooning?

Why is he okay with people not being able to find jobs? He says that a good labor market because people aren't getting fired too often.
Why is job creation not a priority?
They want people to suffer?

Every year people graduate college, they need jobs. People are graduating into unemployment and he's okay with that.

if you graduate college without a job then you shouldn't have gone to college. It's pretty simple.

>>60519917
Shouldn't have rugpulled the decades-long social contract around higher education by flooding it with women and jeets

>>60519917
You're smug because you already have a job or something.
>There's not much job creation so if you don't have a job it's really hard to find one
He said this.

>>60519917
tell that to the thousands of new grads with 50k+ in student loans kek

>>60519917
what about if i didn't graduate and dropped out instead?

OK I'll bite

How do stablecoins make money besides buying treasuries with their peg hoard?

What happens when bond yields come down as they have already done in Europe?

>>60519889
Yeah but Harris was reacting to the public backlash towards Israel.

>>60519932
Jerome knows this and he's okay with it. It's a good labor market somehow. Doesn't make sense to me.
Is he afraid of cutting rates because they'll showcase a recession?

>>60519932
Not my problem.
>>60519931
You know the cost of college before you ever sign up. If you still go through with it and cannot find a job in the field you majored in, you should not have gone. Braindead simple.

Wtf is going on with oil, the fed shouldn't be influencing the price

>>60519904
>admits to being a faggot
>is upset that he gets called a faggot
This is childhood egotism that was never corrected. Likely no father in the house. I don't even hate diesel engines btw, I just hate faggots.

>>60519944
middle east possible war makes oil prices go wonky

>>60519941
And you should have bought a million bitcoins in 2010 braindead simple.
Jerome Powell didn't say only college graduates have a hard time finding a job. He said "if you don't have a job, it's really hard to find one."
Also it doesn't matter what you should have done. We're dealing with the reality of here and now.

>>60519759
Nope. Earnings are too volatile to use stops in a way you won't be mad at. Ride or die by the gapes in either direction if you're going to be a swinger like that.

raggie

massive damage

>>60519944
Buy all oil dips until USA has boots on the ground in Iran, and then sell on that news event.
If you don't think Iran is getting invaded then you are a retard.
Yes, it will be volatile (due to Trumps "nEGoTiaTIng")
Yes, it's that easy.
Buy long dated if you use options
You're welcome.

>>60519941
>do an immunology degree with a specialised masters
>have to be unemployed and daytrade for a few months because there aren't many positions that i can get, and it pays very well so it's very competitive
>get a job in switzerland
thanks man yeah i should totally have become a roofer in Glasgow to avoid being unemployed for three months after uni

>>60519216
Godspeed. Im all the way in till data pump, we will see from there if i have the balls for the BO game because i fullported this shit. a rug at any point along the journey could wipe me out entirely

>>60519944
It's actually Trump stating twice that Iranians want to visit the White House, kek

>>60519941
>4 years to complete a degree
>job market in industry x is booming upon enrolling, declare major relevant to x
>job market implodes during last semester before graduation, takes years to recover, by that point a degree followed by 0yoe is worthless because all entry level jobs are given to most recent grads
>entire generation trapped in mcdonald's - see Millennials
Record number of old people getting assaulted and killed in nursing homes? Not my problem.

GO BACK UP

>>60519911
Because his goal is causing the maximum political damage to trump for as long as he can. If hes too overt he gets got so he has heavy anti employment bias on the range.

>#OOTT | US President Trump: Possible That Fighting Necessary To Block Iran Nuclear

>>60519984
Personally I don't think the invasion will happen this summer. Nobody ever invades in the summer.

>>60519964
>USA has boots on the ground in Iran
I asked ChatGPT if there was a buildup in US Military Sealift Command charters and purchases of RORO ships ahead of the Iraq invasion and it said yes, massive buildup starting from 2002.

I asked it if there has been a buildup in recent years and it said no evidence whatsoever.

No boots on the ground anon, and I'm also not sure the US has the capacity for that anymore. The US Navy has been massively degraded.

>>60519984

>Tfw born too late to die for Israel
>Tfw born too early to die for Israel
>TFW born just in time to die for Israel

Such is the life of an Amerigolem, marked from birth as a slave by ritual mutilation. Sad!

>>60519945
If you drive your diesel like a pavement princess your valves will clog with carbon and your fuel efficiency, power, etc will nosedive. You literally have to roll coal with some regularity to keep it running optimally and avoid wasting money on costly repairs. Its simply icing on the cake if you manage to do it to a bikenigger as you pass him

Gorilla retards/Chads we have lift off. T minus 55 minutes until our reckoning.

>>60519874
You can't handle it then don't hold through earnings. Sell now.

Bro people losing money in this market look at this horrible all time sick leaving money on the table my worst trade ever
To be fair to me though these options have like 50 OI or 500 total volume and stuff. Also I just went to the cardiologist and feeling very risk adverse.

I can’t believe I sold for 130% dude I wish I just bought Circle instead.

>>60520000
must be the quads of retardation
>pic related
also, USS Nimitz carrier on it's way to re-inforce.

$GALT liquidity grab orders, either shorts covering, someone entering, or institutional activity. This isn’t retail.

Im very bullish in general put tempted to hold some puts through black people day

>>60520012
Surely this time...

>>60520019
You can't bring boots on the ground without roro ships to carry the tanks

>>60520019
i don't think we're getting boots, we're just gonna bomb them to oblivion

>>60520012
Im.. im scared bros..

>>60520044
>>60520044
>>60520044

new bread

>>60520047
a lil early

MOOGLIES WTFWT

>>60519156
>Not sure why but /pol/ was fascinated by my two bedroom apartment.
It's because you have enough to set up for a home studio, but you're in an apartment instead.

>>60519966
Do we know when data pump might be? They have to release it before the end of this month right?

>>60519121
Ah yes, the company owned by a billionaire constantly helping out Jefrey Epstein and following through on projects with the tech overlords looking to enslave us all. Sweet!

>>60519462
Yeah, crabchan is the best

>>60519218
It isn't time to sell AAPL until holiday season, Summer has always been the best time to buy it.

>>60519663
GRRR is still a good investment, it's just that you can probably enter in at more of a discount before it actually pumps.

>>60519789
Covid inflation spooked him and he's paranoid of making the same mistake again. He's not going to cut until he has a 95% guarantee that nothing bad will happen. I'm mostly just surprised he kept 2 cuts on the table instead of taking one off of it.

10 minutes since the last post. This place is dead

>>60521333
yes, this expiring thread is pretty dead, who woulda thought?