post-FOMC clarity
>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
>Charts:https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
>Screeners:https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits
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>>60519096
GALTbros huge dark pool activity happening at 3.18
I don't even care about losing money anymore
>>60520054For me its Vimto
>>60520037>>60520042I admit, the possibilty of Trump outmaneuvering Bibi politically and diplomatically and preventing war with Iran is a totally valid and possible.
As far as roro shit is concerned - idgaf about this minor detail.
I prefer to bet on the odds that Bibi gets his way and his war.
>>60520063Vlad is mediating through oman
>>60520056you better not fuck me man I WILL haunt you if I get a heart attack if this shit gets rugpulled
I was sleeping
Why did coinbase explode?
fomc
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Post your FOMC loot.
>>60520080Do shit at your own risk. I'm not responsible
>>60520080Set a stop-loss if you're so worried about it dumping
>>60520076>totally valid and possibleNot a chance. Taco sold his soul to jews to get elected again to get out of the legal trouble he was in. Jews own Taco, every molecule. Taco will do whatever they command him to do.
>>60520080>>60520085see my exit strats last thread
either exit today or this friday if you're this worried
good luck
qrd on the middle east situation?
>>60520099Deal incoming. Buy the dips.
>>60520088fuck it bought 300 of them with stoploss at 2.99, digits confirm
Microsoft big-dicking the market YET AGAIN
MOOGLIES WE'RE CRASHING & BURNING WHY OH GOD WHY
>>60520080You know what they say anon...
>>60520056Explain like I'm a retard ( I am)
>>60520080thats why I only bought 100$ of 18/07 calls
4x 3.00 @ 0.25c
If i win, I win big
If I lose, well ill have tried
DING DING DING DING DING
How did it go today?!?!
>>60520122checked, my recent 400 gme shares are green
>>60520122Everything is shit and I will be poor forever
>>60520122coinbase 16% plus
And i dont know why
I am not in the reds anymore thx to that
Could you make an ETF that works like an all-world stock index BUT it excludes all countries where the head of state has a beard or is a woman?
Crypto and futures officially right wing extremist nazi bigot chud markets, /smg/gers.
>>60520122up 1% thanks to that last minute nvda spike
>>60520122Checked
+.22%, I'll take it
>>60520122made about 100$ with single calls/puts on SPY
being broke makes you appreciate whatever you can get
except this time i waited and actually read the chart and was right both times on timing bottom (not top, but I waited longer than i'd have to before)
>>60520118Basically institutions are loading up on the stock at ATH prices
its same as yesterday, likely there's news upcoming that's leaked.
>>60520122+0.08%
One of my holdings which I bought weeks ago is now exactly flat compared to where I bought it, down to the last cent. I thought that was beautiful. A nice round number.
>>60520135So that's bullish af
right?
>>60520105fuckin unbreakable carrying the whole market
>>60520145bought at 90
sold at 117
i got scurred
>>60520143crcling the drain, yeah
>>60520122+3%
Thanks GALT and SOXL
>>60520122Today: +0.75%
This Week: +4.52%
This Month: +6.27%
This Year: -42.00%
wtf happened to google at the end?
Morgan Brennan hurtin for a squirtin
WOOOOOOOHHHHH
GORILLIONAIRE BABY
NEVER DOUBTED GRRR FOR A MINUTE
>>60520180no this is 4chan buddy, wrong turn
>Circle
>Corweave
>Bitcoin treasury stocks
>Quantum stocks with no viable product
>Fartcoin above $1 billion valuation
The whole market is in a bubble with way too much liquidity from retail pumping anything speculative. This only ends one way
STOP SELLING GOOGL IMMEDIATELY
>>60520194>This only ends one wayline go up
Where's all my niGRRRs at?
We eating good tonight.up 20% after hours and rocketing. Massive beat on earnings.
I was right all along and /biz/ was wrong yet again!
>>60520122+5.69%
thanks, SQQQ and GALT
>>60520174mfw I only bought a 27/06 23c for 0.60
well profit is profit
heres hoping the pump will last until friday so i can SELL
>>60520207last time it went up this fast, it crashed below the daily within the hour
When will this manipulated retard clown market dump already? Its been pumping NONSTOP even though taco man has no deals and we're on the brink of a catastrophic international conflict.
This is a bunch of baloney.
>>60520222think about it this way:
the dollar is losing value faster than the stocks lose value. plus retail is buyhappy. this makes both stocks and gold go up
>>60520222i hate to break it to you but line goes up
>>60520222But have you stopped going to work? Stopped buying groceries, filling up your car with petrol, dining out, ordering in, streaming, scrolling, consuming?
I don't think you have. I don't think the rest of your countrymen have. Even swapping their consumption of sloppa for Ozempic they still consume.
The line will keep going up, for all our sake. For all of our sins.
What a lame ass market. Always some holiday BS
OPEN THE MARKETS
>>60520240I've stopped doing a lot of those things. The local restaurants around my area are deserted. It is OVER
>>60520244There is no reason for markets to not be open 24/7.
I wish GALT would announce partnership or BO news before Friday open. This along with gamma squeeze will make it shoot up like no other.
>>60520240Well yes, retail data was negative yesterday.
>>60520122>-0.54%Not happy about it, but my underperformers are also the ones I feel are most undervalued, so I don't have any intention of changing my trades.
NINTENDO!!! I TOLD YOU!!!
> Trump earlier in the day ramped up his criticism of Powell, suggesting to reporters that he could appoint himself to lead the bank instead.
>โAm I allowed to appointment myself at the Fed?โ he said. โIโd do a much better job than these people.โ
How does he do it? he always manage to surpass himself, I kneel
>that last minute dump into red
>>60520244reaparayshuns day white boi, casinos closed
i really need soxl to hit 22.50
tcd
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>>60520304i would be good if dax hits 24k again
>>60520343or else i will be angry
>>60520287wow ........ nintendo ...................
uhoh im not feeling so good about this
I saw a bit of the Marine Money panel on tankers.
On Hormuz they said:
- 35% of world's seaborne oil passes every day - 15m barrels
- largest customer is China, then India
- any closure would be temporary
- no increase in insurance premiums yet, so the world's largest insurers see no risk
On the other hand:
- Qatar already asking LNG ships to stay outside until called upon to go in the AG to load
- Next step would be daylight crossings only
- Another step would be convoys
Basically, even if Hormuz doesn't close, it causes inefficiencies in an already tight market.
On the panel was Teekay Tankers (TNK), DHT, Frontline (FRO) and INSW.
If I were to take a position here it would for sure be DHT and FRO only. They seemed like very serious people.
>>60520174>>60520207you were saying it'd go to 40 or 60, you've lied
>>60520298That's an old thing and that should be his next job after this, I think everybody would enjoy it
>>60520122+1.15%
SOXL being surprisingly resilient compared to SPY.
>>60520410semiconductors are the future
GALTbros winning even in AH lmao
>>60520422nigvideo already pumped 150% in one year and has over 3 trillion market cap, how can it possibly have more room to grow?
>>60520410yeah because tech outperformed which means SOXL does so moreso
>>60520467Those AI powered waifus aren't going to build themselves
>>60520467Nvidia announces lunar semiconductor FAB to open 2032, Mercury strip mining operation to begin no later than Q3 2028, EPS reaches historic record of 15,000
Nice slop
Q2 2025 was at 4.9% earnings growth
>>60520222Once Americans are forced to die for Israel it will dump.
So are the tariffs back on in 2 weeks or what
>>60520488Current assessment is very reluctant to help Israel out. The most exposure that seems to be public is allowing Israel's air force to use US air refueling and that's about it.
>>60520488you're telling me it will never dump? bullish
>>60520503I'd kek if Israel self-110s itself. Too much chutzpah.
good evening /smg/. this is youre reminder that bobo is in control and SPY will go to 500 by eoy
>>60520497We're gonna be bombing Fordow and the real problem is we're probably gonna have to janny the country after Pooprael finishes pooping all over it
Remember that time when anon was shilling CRCL on /smg/ all day long and you refused to buy because you're stupid and you hate money all the while CRCL was mooning over 30% and is still at this very moment making new highs in after hours trading? Yeah that was today, retard. wow you're fucking stupid
>>60520387Give it time, markets not open until friday.
>>60520518>we're probably gonna have to janny the country after Pooprael finishes pooping all over itOccupation historically has not worked for Iran. They also have very different minority groups because of how isolating its geography is, not to mention they require a full infrastructure upgrade or replacement to support their current population.
Whoever is picking up those bags will find it immensely costly. The US is the likeliest candidate to do so, which is unfortunate.
my anal fissure still won't heal
>>60520539Have you tried cutting down on being fisted?
>>60520559and what else would i do when my portfolio is down?
>>60520539I took a fat shit once that ripped my O ring and it took a month to heal.
>>60520574it's been 4 years for me...
Where are all the smug Bobos? America is the modern day Rome you stupid faggots and we are officially beginning our empire stage instead of just being a super power of a country.
>>60520539i hear eating lots of spicy food helps a lot
>>60520586Nice try Ranjesh
>>60520573put all your portfolio into 0dte
>>60520513Why do lefties always like taco bell tacos? They are so shitty and are pumped full of hormones and additives to make a person effiminate. There are so many better tacos there made from actual food. Why not actual mexican tacos if you are going to support illegals?
>>60520532they have pre-existing democratic institutions at least couldn't say that for iraq or especially afgoonistan
Anytime is a good time to buy GOOGL stock
>>60520603Thank you for the reminder Mooglie. Its always shill o'clock for our glorious stock.
>>60520595Taco Bell and Mexican food do not satisfy the same consumer base. They're more different than alike despite appearances.
Mexican food is essentially what it says on the label. Taco Bell is drunk night food where you eat away your existential crises in your thirties while shitting yourself senseless, or only shit yourself senseless in your twenties.
>>60520600Even if they exist, they've proven rather ineffective.
>>60520603inshallah GOOGL will be at 1000 by eoy
>>60520614Go back to where you came from with that jigaboo speak before the value of posts in this general's neighborhood goes down.
>>60520194>with way too much liquiditywhat's becoming more apparent is that there is just too much debt/currency in existence AND circulation. not even speaking about how this pile is then leveraged umpteenthfold...
>This only ends one waythere is no end
>>60520580Burns so good and works.
>>60520616>get drunk>spike estrogen in your body>eat the goy slop tacos>bombard your body with more estrogen promoting chemicals>become super emotional and crash out against any form of masculinity around you This explains a lot about leftist behavior
Howโd I do?
Wasnโt expecting Coin to moon, I was actually drugged up in the hospital all day until I remembered to pull up Robinhood and made a 12x.
>>60520131>last minute nvda spikethat stock is such manipulated bullshit
>>60520660Why are you surprised? The balance sheet and financials for niggervideo are actually pretty good.
>>60520655fuck you nigger. congratulations
>>60520667>The balance sheet and financials for niggervideo are actually pretty good.They're pretty good for a $80 stock. Earnings yield is still shit. Such e-broker/ETF manipulated bullshit
>>60520626Hey us blue IDs need to stick together. Blueglies.
>/smg/>ValuePick none.
>>60520694>tfw I'm actually an Uncle Bluglie
mister jerome mister jerome
why did you do this to me
please stop
thank you mister jerome
anyone seen crab sama? i promise i wont hurt her. i just wanna talk. im itching to speak with her privately
>>60520706>a white dude named Jerome>ignorant of economics but dictates monetary policy
>>60520706Because je romed me in the powell.
>>60520122+2.5%
>>60520655Bro next time I see something I won't bet 80 bucks i'll go in for 1K at least I just had some bad stuff happen to me but you reminded me that opportunities are rare and you have to go for them
>>60520635>This explains a lot about leftist behaviorTo their credit, their consolidation of employment into the tech industry has been immensely profitable. It is the duty of /smg/ to remind them that the money they earned actually belongs to anon. It's an immense amount of money.
Man I wish I listened to the anon that told me to all in all circle.. I wouldn't have to go back to work..
>>60520790>to all in all circle.
>>60520765>It is the duty of /smg/ to remind them that the money they earned actually belongs to anon. It's an immense amount of money.yes
we as the shareholders, or alternatively, as degenerate gamblers who called it right, deserve that money
It is rightfully our money. That's the law.
>>605208883x leveraged heil'd
>>60520790>that told me to all in all circle..I just checked, the PE ratio is now 2300
lmao
I think it might be time to short them
not sure if I'd try it though. It could just keep going up
to what? 3000 PE? 4000?
the market can remain irrational for longer than you can remain solvent
But maybe a short for whatever would correspond to 500 PE, in 6 months. That makes sense to me. Assume it's a retarded meme tech stock like PLTR then draw a similar PE from that
>>60520901haha
what can I say? I am blessed
Thanks uncle H. You were a real one.
>>60520044 (OP)>post-FOMC clarityImagine thinking the Fed was going to do anything besides hold rates steady. Imagine being so retarded to think there would be a rate change today. Realize there are posters in this thread with us now that actually thought these things this morning. Also realize these persons actually think a rate change is the right decision now. What bunch of retarded fags. lol
Wasted digits btw OP. Shameful. Do better next time.
>>60520062This anon gets it.
>>60520909>It could just keep going up>to what? 3000 PE? 4000?9000 at least. Probably over 9000
>>60520750Yeah, not adviseable to buy this close to expiry especially with the market being closed. I thought it would maybe go up 50% on calls because it was so red yesterday but fucking gold swan event happens
>>60520298Go suck Trumps cock somewhere else troon >>>/pol/
>>60520962kill yourself retard. stop getting triggered over a random comment made 3 hours ago
i have 300k and i want to sell options as income. my plan is to sell OTM puts on stocks i would like to own. ideally i wouldnt want to get exercised but i know thats unrealistic. so my question is once i do get assigned should i then sell covered calls?
>>60520973Anything even remotely favorable to Trump triggers all the taco reddit faggots
>>60520298If he can deport underage american citizens with cancer then he can do whatever he wants.
Consider that the rates could have been cut if he actually wanted it. He leaves Powell in power on purpose
>>60520986He was elected to crash the economy but he doesn't do it. Taco means do not take his policies seriously just buy the dips that his policies cause because he'll chicken out anyways and make you rich.
His u turns have nothing to do with reddit.
I hate that tomorrow is a holiday wtf
I want money
>>60520978>stocks i would like to own.>i wouldnt want to get exercisedIf you would like to own them, then why would you care if you get assigned the stock? If you sell the contract, the buyer has the RIGHT to exercise the contract anytime, even if out of the money.
>once i do get assigned should i then sell covered calls?That is the wheel strategy. You can if you want to, or if the stock is increasing in price you can ride the price up, then sell a covered call. If your are assigned the stock and it tanks, and the premium spread is thin, then you can sell a covered call but the premium may be tiny. Study the stock price movement and the options premiums for a week, 2 weeks, 3 weeks and longer. If you are assigned and the price tanks, you can sell a covered call for a longer duration, but then your money is tied up in that transaction until expiry or you close it out by buying it back if you have enough gain. Its not complicated, just lay out the steps price targets before so you have a plan. Start very small so you see how it works and do not tie up you money too long, unless you want to.
>>60520991>If he can deport underage american citizens with cancerHe should deport everyone with cancer, just thin how much money we could save on health care.
>>60521038how does the buyer have the right to exercise an otm contract? and i strictly want to do this to make income not to be a bag holder. the biggest problem for me is im scared so i cant take the first step. i do have 100 robinhood shares that i bought at 30 dollars so you think i should just start selling 1 covered call?
>>60521052You lose money by losing sick people who are willing to pay for cancer treatments because healthcare is paid not free.
>>60520122I'm beginning to believe
WHY IS THE MARKET CLOSED NO FUN ALLOWED
>>60521058>how does the buyer have the right to exercise an otm contract?That is what you agree to when you SELL a contract. BUYER can exercise anytime if the price swings in the buyers' favor so buyer can flip the stock and make profit. You do not know why buyer is buying, and buyer may chose to exercise the contract anytime even if out of the money - if you sold a covered call you get to keep the premium and any extra for the price increase when the stock is called away. If you sold a put you will be assigned the stock and need cash on had to cover the purchase price of the stock at the strike price you agreed to, but the premium you get paid helps to cover the price you agreed to pay (strike - premium) = cost basis to buy the stock.
>>60521058I do to to two replies the system blocked me because my post was too long
>to make income not to be a bag holder.There is no certainty of making money. You will take risk and you will lose some money on some trades, no one knows for certain what the stock will do, or if the company will file bankruptcy for some crazy reason. That is why you start really really small and take really slow until you understand how it works, and to make a small amount of money to see if you are doing it right and not risk. The person you are selling to thinks they are making the right trade to make money.
>i do have 100 robinhood shares that i bought at 30 dollars so you think i should just start selling 1 covered call?It depends on you. You can keep it, you can sell it, you can sell covered calls with it (like dangling bait) to make some extra money from the premiums. You can sell a covered call out of the money, at the money, in the money and at different expiration dates to help you pick the right time and premium amount. Study the call options prices for RH for this Friday, and the next weeks and months. Do you think the stock will rip, stay steady, or tank during that time? What are you trying to acheive with this particular option contract? I suggest you do a lot more studying and paper trading before you do anything so you know what trade you are placing and what its going to look like BEFORE doing any real options trading. You maybe better off just buying and holding stocks for a few weeks or months and buying low and selling higher. Or just buy long term holds for growth on good stocks. Or a combination of both, but preserving your capital and playing it safe is the most important thing. Once you have experience you can risk a little more if you are making money.
>>60521108thanks anon. any suggestions on where to paper trade?
>>60521119>any suggestions on where to paper trade?Check with your broker. I know Schwab has Think or Swim for paper trading, I have never used it, and I think you can actually trade for real with Think or Swim. I use Schwab and I like their main web page, Think or Swim looks too cluttered for my taste. But I use Yahoo/Finance to study the options pricing before logging in to make any trades.
Just keep asking questions. I do all the time. I shit the thread with lots of questions. There are some options traders that post here, they use more complex strategies, I just go simple, I do not care about getting assigned or called, Schwab has to do all the work tracking all that shit, I keep it simple. I will post a screen shot or two of RH options pricing
>>60520525Sorry anon, but I don't buy anything I don't understand, and I really don't understand whatever the fuck CRCL is.
RH
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>>60521119pic is RH stock options from Yahoo/Finance. The top half is for this Friday expiration, the bottom half is next Friday. The further out you go the more uncertainty there is about what the actual stock price will be, so the "risk" and premiums will be higher. The blue shading is In The Money for both calls (left side) and puts (right side). This pic shows a "straddle" with calls on the left and puts on the right, the strike price is in the middle. Compare the call premiums for this Friday and next Friday for a strike of 78 (in the money) and 79 first strike out of the money. If you sell a covered for next Friday strike 79 you will immediately be paid a premium of $251 (the market is closed now, and closed tomorrow, so Friday the prices will change, we are talking theory here. You bought the stock at 30 and current price is 78.58, so if you just sold the stock you make $48.58 x 100 = $4,858 profit. If you sold a call for next Friday and the call is exercised at 79 you also get the $251 premium for a total of $5,109. Look over the numbers, think about it understand, before making a decision. also be sure I did not make any mistakes in my calculations
BROS WTFWT????? IS ANYONE LOOKING AT FUTURES??????
A 230 POINT OSCILLATION ON THE NDX!!!!
>>60521198130*
Typo cus my hands are shaking
>>60521204Lol the FED doesn't know what it's doing
>https://www.youtube.com/live/XT3frxpjSdE?si=5U8yf28CcV02HrH6
>>60521210>Lol the FED doesn't know what it's doingThe Fed follows orders from its owners.
>>60521210>?si=Tracking link?
How new do you think i am...
>kmsxgm.. srsly?
Why are people still pretending UNH is worth less than 600? Isn't it time to end the joke?
>>60520044 (OP)Can BYD do fucking something right or are they going to keep falling forever. What the fucking fuck, not a single green day in a fucking month aside of the day the split the shares.
>>60520909What exactly does Circle do again? Treasuries aside, how does it make money?
>>60521293Surely it has some way to generate revenue right? Outside of treasuries which anyone can buy.
>>60521093Federal holiday. I was told Juneteenth was when the last slave was freed or something.
You do not get to trade that day because 46 signed it in a fit of post-traumatic elder abuse stress disorder. Questionable election results get questionable outcomes.
i was waiting for this to dump but i fomo'd today when i saw the midday spike what the fk was that from
i only have 200 shares but i feel hope
oops i mean to post in the non-schizo thread
>>60520951>>It could just keep going up>>to what? 3000 PE? 4000?>9000 at least. Probably over 9000of course, of course
>>60521413yes, that was monday
>>60521414I had a stroke. Must've been the new sparkling water I'm trying.
Buying TMC is like buying Standard Oil in the late 1800s.
Up 450k now.
>americans can't trade stocks tomorrow because they need to worship niggers
>their president is going to declare war on iran on behalf of jews while it's closed
lmao imagine a more cucked group of people
>>60521439what country are you from?
>>60521586hi im from cucknada
>>60521439he's going to do something tomorrow isn't he, for maximum insider trading bullshit
>>60521594You are about to be American when your country becomes our 51st state and all it will cost you is your healthcare.
So last time I talked about $HIMS I bought the top, hypothetically thats true didnt Buffet(while he knew Munger hes retarded without Munger) say its better to buy a great company at fair prices instead of a fair company at great prices? Isn't it still telehealth that has good financials and 2030 estimates and it mostly went down because the market priced in that they were no longer the cheapest wegovy provider because the top was generated by everyone thinking they would be the cheapest wegovy but even their hair loss and dick pills is enough to make them a good company imo. Whats the argument against $HIMS?
>>60521665I have been long hims for a long time. I actually luckily and randomly sold the top in february before it tanks and bought near the local bottom out of pure luck. It truly is a great company that is growing revenue like crazy, i believe it is the future of medicine. The ozempic thing is big but then think about how they are just gonna do the exact same thing with the next big drug, and the next, and the next etc... that being said its definitely expensive right now. if you truly wanted to hold long term then yeah youll be fine but im thinking of selling again and buying more back because i think it will dip. I have been short a lot of speculative investments because of what this guy said basically (
>>60520194)
and hims is somewhat correlated.
>>60521665>Whats the argument against $HIMS?Younger generations are a bit more health obsessed, society in general is becoming more health obsessed, and in the future people will watch those around them living unhealthily drop dead over the next couple of years and probably post online about it. People are also waking up to the fact that big pharma is trying to "treat" your symptoms rather than fix your health.
Looks like Iran's leader just came out and said they won't surrender and are ready to die. We are going to see them get nuked soon.
>Report - Trump doesn't want to be dragged into a prolonged war in the Middle East
>Via Axios (US politics website):
>Trump wants to make sure such an attack on Iran is really needed
>Wants to be sure it wouldn't drag the US into a prolonged war in the Middle East
>Wants to be sure that the attack would achieve the objective of destroying Iran's nuclear program
I thought Iran is weak and already beaten down? From what is being said, they need the US to harm some nuclear facilities, like Fordow (with bombers). Or they have to go in on the ground.
>>60521688honestly feel like this is good for hims. i am a young man entering the workforce and one thing i've noticed is literally everyone my age is constantly terrified of going bald. its honestly insane how prevalent it is. people like this would rather go to a place like HIMS than a doctor. I see it as kind of an alternative seen as being outside of big pharma that outsiders would prefer.
>>60521713finasteride literally kills your dick and has horrible sides. why would anyone take it?
you may keep some hair but what good is it when you will never fuck or cum anyway. selling overpriced dick pills to reddit faggots isnโt a viable long term biz model. any retard can buy cheap viagra or fina on darknet or through Indian/china/steroid vendors and not pay a redic premium to the hims Jews.
>>60521711It would require 5-6 nuclear bombs and even then that might not do it because the sand might go molten before they reach the facility
>>60521711>I thought Iran is weak and already beaten down? From what is being said, they need the US to harm some nuclear facilities, like Fordow (with bombers). Or they have to go in on the ground.my understanding is that israel doesn't have the bunker busters we have
though doing a strike on iran would require us to fly over their airspace (because they are waaaaay to big to be missiles, so they are just bombs)
so it would represent some risk to us
As opposed to just doing air defense for israel which is what we are currently doing
and also, we'd be out some of those super bunker busters. those are really expensive
>>60521727I would never take it personally and would rather go bald than take some bs medication, but ive noticed a lot of men my age happily take the drugs. Either way the individual drug/ condition isn't the real selling point. People want to find their own medications online and HIMS is the place for it. Most people would never go to the darknet to buy shit lets be real.
>>60521727>>60521753I'm on dut with zero side (stronger fin)
Is there a better stock screener than Finviz and Tradingview? The only thing I'm finding are 1990 tier dog shit websites or $80 a month subscription websites
Can we get a -10% day because some retarded burger dies in the middle east? I got a lot of money waiting for a home
>>60521762Try the free version from Yahoo Finance. The site has much more info and options than I have expected and keep finding more that I like.
https://finance.yahoo.com/research-hub/screener/
>>60521713If it happens it happens but taking a pharmaceutical drug to mess with your hormones is probably not the best idea.
unless youre a pedo then by all means castrate yourself
Americans will be worshipping niggers while we celebrate the summer solstice LOL
>>60521819I actually thought it was Martin Lucifer Coon Day but you actually have two holidays for them nowadays XAXAXAXAXA
>>60521823>Martin Lucifer Coon DayAre you Daniel Carver the KKK guy?
current mood
https://soundcloud.com/zzzzzzspill/pure-8485-cover
What are your plans for nigdependence day /smg/
niggers making it so I can't trade stocks tomorrow
>>60521848Sleeping in.
Getting a hair cut.
t. california fag
>>60521850>6 resultsmeanwhile in /bant/, the land of freedom...
motherfucker if you dont post nsfw crab chan is bant smg right the hell now i am crashing this market with no survivors
>>60521856Mhhh yes, crabchan is a crowd favorite.
ive yet to see anyone in these threads with an actual big (500k+) portfolio. its usually people with 100k or even 50k flexing. why should anyone take the advice of a bunch of brokies?
>>60521859selfish piece of shit I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM
>>60521860a couple trip fags have good six figgies, but they stay in bant. also hi chink leaf.
>>60521859>>60521859HAND THEM OVER YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>60521860no need to flex if you got money
>>60521861>>60521867No, go ahead and crash the market
>>60521861he has posted catbox links before with metadata, if you weren't poor and brown you would have a gpu and a local generator to make nsfw of her with.
>>60521860>mfw 487kI'm trying my best anon, will probably hit 500k by the end of the year. Also I remember seeing someone with 2M+ in here before.
>>60521876There are a few whales here, I guess I'm a scrub though
>>60521641>when your country becomes our 51st stateJust a quick special operation. 3 days - in and out.
>>60521872you leave me no choice. it was me, j.pow all along you fool. it's too late now.
rape hike jutsu: 999 basis point blast
>>60521878Meh, it just take time. I was lucky enough that my parents made me get a part time job so I could start contributing to a roth ira at 16. 29 now with a solid career and I save 60% of my salary. I pretty much only do VT/VOO so I never have any screenshots but it works. If gemini is correct I should have 2.2m at 40 and I can retire.
>>60521860post your portfoolio, let's see what a whale looks like
>Switzerland Exports Real (M/M) May: -10.2% (prev -3.3%; prevR -3.7%)
>- Imports Real (M/M): 0.5% (prev โ10.0%; prevR -10.4%)
>- Swiss Watch Exports (Y/Y): -21.1% (prev 18.2%; prevR 16.3%)
Richfags are out of money
>>60521890jesus christ
i should have bought more victorinox products
>>60521890Yeah it totally doesn't have to do with the fact that swiss watch brands like Rolex got called out that it's all made in China and there are knock offs that are literally the same to their overpriced watches. All the guys who have a rolex are probably pissed that their rolex and the whole rolex market took a shit and isn't recovering anytime soon.
>JUST IN: Iranian ballistic missile strikes Tel Aviv Stock Exchange building in Israel.
OH SHIT OH SHIT
How much longer until my puts print brosโฆ fuck this market I donโt wanna work anymore I wanna quit my job but I have too much debt fuck
>israeli citzens locking shelters out of other israel citizens
how can one population be so subhuman and cruel even to their own?
>>60521901GOOD SHOT IRAN!!! YAY!!!
>>60521909>how can one population be so subhuman and cruel even to their own?jews. I used to work with a jewish guy who hated jews because of how they tried to out jew each other, they could not help it he said.
>>60521912A jew once told me that every jew always wonders what it would be like to be the last jew on earth and the power they could wield. It sounded like some last of the mohican type shit.
i didn't buy enough mulch from home depot so i have to go back again.
>>60521909Thereโs something different about Jew morality and it really elucidates one how they run the game and were the OGs. Theyโve completely molded the world to their benefit, this random ass tribe.
I was told that Ukraine lost?
>Russian Economy Minister Reshetnikov: Russia Is On Verge Of Going Into Recession
>>60521918>i didn't buy enough mulch from home depotTake out as many loans as you can, deplete your savings and buy as much mulch from Home Depot as you can. Their stock price is tanking and killing me - the ICE raids are killing the construction, remodeling, and landscaping businesses by deporting all the mexicans. Who is going to buy all the supplies from Home Depot, not whitey.
What happens when a stock market literally explodes? Can trading still continue since itโs all online anyway?
so how are anons feeling about the market? do you have hope for the rally or is that pretty much dead now? this last week has got me feeling fairly bearish about things.
i cant really think of much that warrants being bullish which has me thinking a dump might be approaching
I think the only thing not priced in at this point is the global tariffs coming online in July
>>60521938the market is pricing in TACO not your head cannon fantasy
>>60521937Usually I inverse my own feelings and make money that way I figure if I feel some type of way it's because the market did it by design since it's an emotional manipulation machine, so it's actually going to do the opposite of what I feel will happen. However sometimes it knows that I know it knows what im feeling so my feelings end up being right. So it's not a perfect science, dont act on vibes or feelings but use them as a tool, one of many tools.
>>60521937>do you have hope for the rallymeme stocks will rally, AI stuff will stay strong for now, the traditional stuff probably crabby or slight decline. If Iran blocks oil tankers oil and oil tankers will surge.
>>60521940I think we won't have a taco. Powell has made it crystal clear he will not touch rates until his term is up. Trump would want to cause chaos to have an excuse to cut powell early and cut rates. His policies along with the bill is one final boomer nail in the coffin before they croak. Basically steal as much as they can ,cause massive inflation and then die.
>>60521937I doubt anything happens, nothing ever happens
Futures sharting on Juneteenth. Just a reminder. The Fed effectively hiked yesterday.
>On June 18, 2025, the US Federal Reserve projected to reduce the target range of the fed funds rate by 0.75 percentage points by yearend 2026, per the June 2025 Fed dot plot. If this holds true, the target range would fall from 4.25%-4.50% today to 3.50%-3.75%. This is 25 basis points of fewer rate cuts from the previous Fed dot plot.
>>60521920Western analysts underestimated how stimulating war economies are and how much Russia had been preparing for a total sanction regime. As always, too little too late, if Russia had been hit with the same type of sanctions in 2014 they probably wouldยดve been done for. The real blow to the Russian economy will be dealt when the war is over. Havenยดt really seen this mentioned much but when the Russian Armed Forces ends its jobs program for poor people from the rural regions consumer spending will drop off a cliff. In proportion the frontline grunts are earning wages that would only be matched by getting paid like 300k per annum in the USA. Plus the pensions and the benefits for war widows, their families etc.
RASHA confirms
why would gold fall in a situation like this
It's pretty clear from the buzz on news aggregators we will be at war with Iran by the time the sun rises on the east coast.
What are the best pure shale plays for a nice lil bump in crude? If I remember correctly shale benefits the most drastically from price mvmt?
Are there any undervalued/highly indebted frackers who might be saved by a nice little war?
>>60520525Why did she leave Bloomberg bros?
i need a quick 3x what should i buy?
>>60521962>Are there any undervalued/highly indebted frackersI thought the decent ones were bought out already. Also, prices have to rise enough and stay high long enough for producers to commit to new wells. Likely they will try reworks or refracs first as they are less expensive than new wells before committing to drilling new ones. Keep an eye on the frac spread and drilling rig numbers.
>02:33 Japan send 2 SDF planes to evacuate nationals
>02:50 Indonesia moves to evacuate 380 citizens
>02:52 China begins secretly flying cargo planes to Tehran
>02:54 Government helps 23 Taiwanese leave Israel, Iran
TELL ME WHAT OIL STOCKS TO BUY FAGGOTS THERES NOT MUCH TIME
>>60521971Stocks with major North/South American exposure (Chevron)
>>60521971>TELL ME WHAT OIL STOCKS TO BUY FAGGOTS THERES NOT MUCH TIMEPBR
EC
SAABchads we just keep winning
Still gradually slurping the LVMH dip
>>60521956Also: MA50 weekly crossed MA20
Iran is finished then China war in 2-3 years
>>60521933Yes, and hereโs the link. The video is quite shit but at least it seems to be real
https://x.com/qudsn/status/1935573769256321486?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1935573769256321486%7Ctwgr%5Ed66562b359dfb6caa4f2e012fcbc1b7a5deb3caa%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fm.economictimes.com%2Fnews%2Fdefence%2Firan-strikes-israeli-stock-exchange-building-in-tel-aviv-watch-video%2Farticleshow%2F121946846.cms
>>60521897it's always been like this
how do you think luxury brands get billions in profit their products cost a lot? the secret is it costs like $10-100 and the rest is all profit
>>60522020what is there to even fight over in the strait of hormuz anway? Qeshm?
>>60521897>>60522045>why yes I get my deep lore from Chinese TikTok accounts, how could you tell?Thatโs crazy, and the J35 is as good as the F35 because YOU canโt see the difference, right?
>>60522049well wouldn't it be nice if you hate the west and could close it to cause a recession there :)
>>60522053I think Iran needs China and India to remain somewhat neutral to have a hope though, even if Russia would appreciate an oil price spike
>>6052204920% of the worlds oil goes through there on its way to the consoomer
Perfect illustration of the American economy in September.
Thanks Elon for yet another fireworks show, they get better and better each time. Totally not the illustration of crumbling down and talents fleeing.
>>60522045No shit, that's why I never bought a real rolex but for whatever reason a viral video about it came out a month ago and go look at how Rolex watch values cratered. Honestly, the value should keep falling but boomers are desperate to believe their "luxury" watch retains its value even though some chink put it together and showed the knock offs were literally the same product but different price. Boomers are so fucking retarded
>>60522053that would cause a recession in saudi arabia and iraq, not the west
Can someone explain why the opinions of Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson are like really important? Is it just a rich fag thing?
>>60522049>what is there to even fight over in the strait of hormuz anway? Qeshm?nothing is there
it's just a chokepoint where a lot of oil passes through
so if it gets closed up, it will fuck over oil supply
>>60522068You gotta admit watching Ted Cruz get pissed for getting called out by Tucker for being an Israel first shill was funny. He was ready to unleash the Zodiac Killer on him.
>>60522073to be fair, tucker was being a dishonest little faggot, but also ted cruz the zodiac killer was... you know being himself
The problem is ted literally cannot do anything other than support israel. His career depends on this. if he does anything seen as contrary to israel, his career is over
tucker knows this, and still acts like a little shit
ted was right to get pissed off. Tucker's playing a game with ted's career, and for what? To score cheap points?
I find myself getting tired of tucker's games. "shouldn't we be taking control of DC and helping homeless peope HERE, instead of bombing peopleTHERE?!?!?!?" Yes tucker, welcome to the real world. But I know he's not that stupid, so he's playing a game. It's tiresome.
>but what about our allies spying on us!!!! OMG!!!!!what a fucking idiot.
>>60522076Who fucking cares, fuck Ted Cruz. He actually keeps voting for this shit so he gets what he deserves.
You guys just do not understand politics at all
>>60522076He's opening the eyes of normalfags
there's no politician that defends canada or europe or any other ally as vehemently as they do for israel
Tucker knows ZOG, but normalfags don't
>>60522080I consider myself well versed but ok.
>>60522073No one has the balls to calls out trump openly, so they go after proxies like Cruz and Graham.
>us casino closed
>look at euro index options
>close app
Only the dead can know peace from this evil.
>>60522082What kills me is that stupid drunk bitch Pelosi put together a documentary where she was looking for foreign influence in US politics and just ignored APAC or Israeli lobbying happening right in front of her own fucking camera. The whole thing was so fucking dumb.
>>60522080Oh yeah? Name all the mistresses of Metternich.
>>60522083I like your highly melanated ID but your post quality is abnormally low tbf
>>60522087Didn't Tucker just get shit from Trump for criticizing him for wanting to get America involved and Trump told him to get his own tv network or something?
>>60522092How so? We are posting on /smg/
>>60522080I know that every person and reptile involved with politics is a liar, thief, crook, bastard, devious rat son of a mother fucker. That's all I need to know. Long long time ago when I was just aging in to being able to vote I trusted some candidates. I believed they would do what they said they would. Every single scumbag cockersucker politician lied. They all lie. None of them work in the interest of their electorate at all. The game is get elected, do whatever the fuck you want for as long as you can before you get kicked out in disgrace and another scheming parasite just like you takes your place.
>>60522095The tucker stanning, talking about Jews constantly and unironic โthey feed us their poison to sell us their cures etcโ posting is peak channer NPC behaviour
>>60522082>He's opening the eyes of normalfags>there's no politician that defends canada or europe or any other ally as vehemently as they do for israel>Tucker knows ZOG, but normalfags don'tI guess you have a point. Just bringing up the whole israel and zog thing is important for waking up normies
I forget that it's still considered a controversial doubted opinion, or even a false "conspiracy theory" that israel has significant and undue (perhaps even illegal) influence on the american govt
So good on tucker for pointing that out. Of course he's a dishonest little shit and very very annoying, but whatever.
>I'm just asking questions here! don't question my motives!!!There is no such thing as an innocent question and tucker should know that (and does know that). The innocent boy scout journalist routine is tiresome.
>>60522079>Who fucking cares, fuck Ted Cruz. He actually keeps voting for this shit so he gets what he deserves.true
ted cruz is also a piece of shit and deserves it.
Not sure why Iโm here desu, only holding RHM of stocks trading today. See you guys on Friday ig, Iโll be on kay
>>60522105I'm not stanning for Tucker, the dude is a retarded boomer too obviously looking to make money but even a broken clock gets it right eveyonce and a while. The rest of that stuff isn't wrong though so why get upset over that? Jews are shitty people and pharma is selling you crap that won't fix you so why even seethe about it, nigga?
>>60522112Yeah obviously itโs just boring to read, talking about nine eleven being an inside job all the time isnโt wrong itโs just uninteresting and repetitive
>>60522127Your mom was an inside job nigga.
>>60522127Ok bro, the pharma thing came up because some anon asked about $HIMS and, unless you have been living under a rock, there is a conflict have between Israel and Iran so someone would have been posting about it regardless but yeah people are just constantly bringing up 9/11 in this general for no reason...
Still more of a contribution than celsius bro.
>>60522089How liquid are European options and does each exchange have their own rules for options? Only thing i know is that they can only be exercised on the date of expiry.
>>60521967spxl. buy an equal amount of spxs to hedge.
>>60522246typically nowhere near the us market