Thread 60532095

WW3 IS BULLISH AFTER ALL WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWAAAAAAAAARGH

>>60532095 (OP)
Yeah its just the insecurity before that is bearish

Iran will respond you retard. If anything the American bombers are just rearming lmao

I am not here to say you are wrong, but please explain why this is bullish. I'm assuming because money printer go brrrr cause weapons cost money? Is it that simple or is there more to it.

>>60532156
Mumus never have a coherent narrative. Arguably they don't need one, but it makes it that much funnier when the rug finally gets pulled

>>60532156
Iran said they'd strike all mutt bases in the region + close Hormuz if mutts attack them.
Mutts attacked, Iran will have to retaliate else the people will coup them to put in place somebody willing to retaliate. The retaliation itself will claim some thousands of mutt soldiers' lives on land in the nearby mutt bases, and it's very possible that many ships of the two mutt strike groups currently present in the Persian Gulf may be sunken. In any case, this'll force mutts to escalate, starting with an initial heavy air raid and then securing beach heads until a main invasion force can be deployed and proper war conducted. Depending on how long the war takes, it'll mean the MIC will have a feast of the likes seen in Afghanistan.
Hormuz closing is the most obvious bullish signal because oil will moon.

>>60532184
>oil mooning is bullish
Yeah for fucking oil itself. Everything else will be obliterated if it moons hard and fast enough

ALL IRANIANS WILL BUY BTC AFTER THEIR GOVERNMENT COLLAPSES OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JESUS FUCK
TIME TO SELL BEFORE THE EUROS AND BURGERS WAKE UP

>>60532190
>Yeah for fucking oil itself
And BTC.
Time to buy.

>>60532209
Yes, buy your digital leveraged S&P ETF right before another forever war

>>60532095 (OP)
ask CMD about gas fees
turns out Gas fees = tears of network.
I cry, but nod appreciatively

>>60532184
Iran has no air force. Lmao.

>>60532139
can't we just senselessly overwhelm Iran need be?

captcha: WW2TN (spooky)

>>60532160
war = surge in government spending. If I need to explain to you why that drives markets up, you're a retard

>>60532582
>>60532854
You retards think Iran is the same as Iraq and Syria. Wrong, Iran is a serious military power, and fully supported by China. Iran can be used to attack US with Chinese weapons the same way Ukraine is used to attack Russia with US weapons. You guys have no idea what the fuck you're getting into

>>60533006
Meanwhile they've completely lost the air battle, their proxies are fucking dead, swathes of their military command has been wiped out, the ayatollah is crying in a bunker, their intelligence is completely compromised, and they've exhausted over half of their missiles in a single week. Give me a fucking break. China sold them parts because lol free money. You are retarded.

>>60533092
>Jewish hands wrong this

>>60533106
yeah whatever moshe, keep gaslighting iran and its 1980s fighting force into believing it stands a chance, the humane thing would be helping them realize how fucked they are instead of continuing to pointlessly commit suicide, but whatever

LMAO imagine actually being retarded and thinking iran is capable of anything other than low key actions.
even if they have a "sleeper cell" in the US, they can't win anything by driving a car into a crowd of random people

>WW3
>Iran