strait of hormuz edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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>presents

What ool price

>>60535813
Negatory amigo

>>60535813
It's pronounced "earl"

Convince me why it's a dumb idea to buy UVIX when the market opens.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>60535836
Stop it anon

>>60535833
Because we're gapping down Monday morning, UVIX will have already spiked for the day.

America attacked on the weekend. Common sense says oil will skyrocket, the truth is it will crash.

>5914

>futures

What's the exit strategy here?

I don't see one.

This might be a reverse Ukraine where Iran and Israel engage in a war of attrition, with the US supplying Israel while China and Russia supply Iran.
It's a politically divisive subject for the West, also a very costly situation. This plays exactly into Russian and Chinese interests.

>>60535829
>It's pronounced "earl"
no, its pronounced uhl, ask any bubba in texas, oklahoma, or wannabe in california

>>60535802 (OP)
why does the new thread bot keep posting porn

I can already feel what will happen
>huge rip downwards on open
>instabought by slurpers
>slow crab downwards for the rest of the day
It's all so tiresome

>>60535875
with enough strength the slurpers will be outdumped

>>60535867
>What's the exit strategy here?
There is no exit strategy, its war on Russia, war on China. These are proxy wars designed to deny Russia and China to soften them for direct attacks on them. All experts and think tanks in the west have made it clear for decades. Its really no secret.

>>60535802 (OP)
I'm married with two kids.

How much do I need to start over with a girl like this?

>>60535867
>Israel
>war of attrition
kek you really think a single one of god's chosen will be sent to die?

>>60535825
>The percentage of missiles getting through goes up every day, and they're not yet firing their best.
not so sure, the death toll has not risen and israel has spent the whole week bombing the launching sites

>>60535875
instant V recovery, green by lunch*

>futes barely red
>oil only up 2%

Nothing ever happens

>>60535867
Chinese economic hegemony slowly wins over the next 10 years

>>60535886
Ffs clean your room

>>60535888
They can keep firing rockets at each other for a long time.

>>60535829
this might help you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJKYCUksn5U

>>60535885
Just keep printing money to fund all of this. Nothing bad will happen.

>>60535903
what pokemon is that

spy down 0.55% lol calls on open

>>60535921
Gosugon

$OXY + $FRO

this is baloney it should be -3%

What earl futures

>>60535867
either they close the strait and trump cucks out, they bomb a bunch of US bases and they get bombed in response for a few weeks, or they do nothing and they get bombed for a few weeks, in any case I don't see how this can become a long war in any way

Cash reserves standing by and ready to slurp, sir

>>60535865
>>60535806
You need to kill yourself

>>60535962
Not yet
There are more gains to be made first

Crypto reversing. Might not be as red as we thought.

>>60535833
buy high sell low

>>60535977
depends on what iran does, if they do nothing it may even close green

>>60535902
chinas full of fossils they might try to get close to hegemony before their economy turns into japans

Earl 3%, bad

what did the orange retard say that bitcoin is dumping?

>>60536003
after all his little cuck cultists went on every sunday news station spewing bullshit about how this wasn't a war/if it was it wasn't about regime change he posted how regime change was still on the table. which you know implies wider war

Not like this

>>60536013
whoops forgot the picture

>Sources in Israel: "If Khamenei stops the shooting and says he wants to end it, we will accept it"

>end it
end what?
>implying they won't assassinate him

Oil prices are going up. Here's why that's a good thing

>>60536036
>Its real

what's the SMG call on WTI futures??

my water heater broke.

>>60536084
How old?

>>60536087
7.5 years

>>60536090
That's slightly below par. Did you maintain it? What's your water like?

Oil only up 2% now. Fuck this

>>60536108
Right? WTF

>>60536084
I rent but so did mine. Landlord being a cheap fuck trying to get it replaced. Then he realized he can't do it and called a plumber for Monday...lol

>>60536100
i did zero maintenance on it ever. waters fine it just broke an hour ago. water just gets slightly warm at best though.

>>60536084
>my water heater broke.
heat the water in the microwave, that is what its for

>>60536120
How shower?

>>60536108
New deal on the way no need to close the straight of Hormuz

>>60536114
Is it hard water or soft water, my guy? Hard water is more wearing on water heaters, especially when it's not maintained

anyone here gone through a divorce before?

>>60535867
Unironically my prediction for the next year: Russia just said they would give Iran a nuke, we give Ukraine a nuke, it is a cascade effect. Hopefully Russia stops. Trump becomes DARK TRUMP like Dark Brandon but this guy helps assassinate the Ayatollah rather than just stand around with red eyes if Iran doesn't stop.

>>60536138
No, but know a few

>>60536138
no but I might as well have with how much money I've lost

>>60536134
deals pog

>>60536135
oh not sure. i'll ask the plumber when i call within a week or three. we're going through a heatwave and as long as my electric and ac works im good for now.

>>60536131
>How shower?
cold shower or get a solar shower. showering is over rated

>>60536134
I expected we were probably going to see one perhaps as early as last month

>>60535802 (OP)
Shamefully thin.

>>60535794
>trust china
>they steal 10 billion dollars from westerners and give it to chinese company
That's why I will always laugh at anyone buying Chinese "stock" (you can't even actually buy it, just ownership of a shell company).

-0.4% on the day
+1% by the end of the week

>>60535867
>What's the exit strategy here?

puts at open, calls at lunch

>>60536168
Why don't the chinese want their economy to be mirrored in their stock market?
Their stocks go down showcasing that they're collapsing but their economy grows anyway

This hyperretarded market WILL close green.

>>60536155
>cold shower or get a solar shower
Do you live in the third world? Hot water isn't some future technology.

>>60536036
>MIGA
can't make this shit up

He actually said it.

>>60536198
It's a humiliation ritual at this point.

>99.3 short score for GALT
YES SQUEEZE ME DADDY

>futures

>>60536090
>7.5 years
Brutal. Usually with a single anode rod and no maintenance you can, or could, get 10 out of it. 15 with a double rod. My rental's tank is coming up on 15 years this year and I'm watching it closely for any sign of trouble. Landlord is a tightwad and won't do preventative maintenance. He only fixes if broken.

>>60536217
it's not going to go up

>>60536224
>Landlord is a tightwad and won't do preventative maintenance. He only fixes if broken.
Funny, it's cheaper just to maintain the device than replace it. He's picking up pennies ahead of a steamroller.

The market is still discounted by 11% btw.

>>60536263
I think we're due for a few months of a bear market

how /smg/ going in on QXO tomorrow?

>>60536263
The market is historically incredibly overvalued.

>>60536285
>only posts proof of it being incredibly undervalued in the past
?

>>60536285
the dot com bubble is fascinating

>>60536288
We need to crash 50% for multiples to become reasonable again.

>>60536285
>>60536263

You mother fuckers actually think any of that matters? The line goes up and to the right and it always will, the global economy can't afford for it not to.

>>60536263
are you fucking stupid. the log trend line for SPY is supposed to be about $40 000 drawing from 2000s. we are massively undervalued. lmao 11%. get fucked. retard fucking bear shut up.

>>60536298
This, but unironically

>>60536296
One day you'll learn that PE ratios matter, young mumu. Don't say we didn't warn you.

>>60536285
youre not accounting for the growth in money supply

Where can I see overnight trading

henlo mister jerome
please save us
your our only hope
thank you mister jerome

>>60536336
Every fucking time someone points out how overvalued US stocks are, some retard comes out with this. GROWTH IN MONEY SUPPLY ALSO INFLATES THE EARNINGS PART OF P/E.

>>60536342
>GROWTH IN MONEY SUPPLY ALSO INFLATES THE EARNINGS PART OF P/E
Of course it does. It inflates assets, products and services alike. Not necessarily by the same magnitude, but still...

scriptwriters are getting lazy. this is a nothing-ever-happens event if i've ever seen it.

>>60536350
Yeah, which means the money printer shouldn't inflate PE ratios by much, since price and earnings are both inflated by around the same amount.

>>60536342
>im 12 and dont understand earnings vs revenue in a tech growth economy

>>60536369
>since price and earnings are both inflated by around the same amount
No. Not by the same amount.

>>60536263
>The market is still discounted by 11% btw.
and there are MANY buying opportunities even better than that
now is a great time to buy more shit

Rocker tongues my anus

>market down
>24 hours markets for shares indicate Microsoft being down to $475
>TSLA actually up at $324,5 now
Yeah, retardmarket

i wonder if i can get a realtors license just to check out peoples houses when im bored. seems like there's worse ways to spend a day than touring interesting houses.

why is tsla even back at 300
this shit company is literally collapsing sales wise

>>60536447
Cause everybody and his dog's grandma will use the Robotaxi at all times, 24/7, to drive to each and every destination from all political brackets all across the world and maybe even from other planets

>>60536451
it'll have a lot of competition
and china is probably introducing it first

>>60536036
crazy how some people thought he was the isolationist candidate.

>>60536453
Not that I think it's a reasonable price, but China won't be allowed to compete in most places, so that's not as relevant. Good thing, considering they ban foreigners from doing business.

>>60536456
He was never anti-war anybody who believed that is genuinely retarded.

>>60536451
this but unironically.
it'll just work and eventually they'll introduce a low flat fee to get people hooked.
the only fucking FUD you'll hear will likely be
>they can't scale it fast enough
>look they only added two more districts in austin within the first two months. it'll never be available nationwide
and guess what? nobody will care. because they will have close to 100% market share wherever they are.
slow and steady will win the race this time.

>>60536460
>but China won't be allowed to compete in most places
lmao, it would for 90% of the world as it'd be cheaper

just like chinese cars dominating most countries and are about to overthrow the nips

NQ will hit 20900 by end of week. See you there.

>>60536465
Which 90%? Africa and South America?

>>60536469
South America
Russia and South Europe
Mena
Africa

Also, if you're a smart man, buy ONDS.

Rate cut confirmed

>>60536488
Not if oil jumps up to $120+ barrel like JPM has forecasted.

Wolfspeed $WOLF has declared ch11

>futures barely down
Yeah, we're closing bright green tomorrow
>>60536263
>>60536298
Bears, always remember these are the type of critical thinkers you're trying to convince of your bear thesis

>>60536499
buy the dip

>>60536402
I miss Reluctant Kneepad Girl :(

>>60536519
lol. Holy shit. these "thinkers" can not be convinced of anything short of getting wiped out. No wonder the market is retarded.

I have calls on GLD expiring in September. Will I make money? Down 20% at the moment.

>>60536499
should i buy a shitton of 0.05 options and gamble for buyout/survival?

>>60536549
If DXY runs to 103 or higher here, gold will continue to correct down to $3000ish, but only if stocks also sell off and oil rises. Otherwise could see gold trade sideways as DXY goes up. New highs in the Fall/Winter.

OMG the futures are slightly reddish

>>60536564
kek vix is negative.

>>60536543
It will have to be some kind of genuine, catastrophic crash instigated outside of the US and causing a true, unavoidable recession. And even then, reckless braindead turbo-slurping will undo 80% of the drop initially before slurpers have an "oh shit this is actually real" moment and realize they don't have enough collective slurp money to push it to a new ATH, at which point nature will finally heal and clown market will be over and stock prices will be roughly connected to fundamentals again

>>60536576
There is too much liquidity, too many retards have too much money. fuck covid really did fuck us over.

>>60536576
are there any actual potential catalysts for that to happen right now? literally everything has been a nothingburger for Americans.

>>60536596
If anyone could see a catalyst on the horizon, the market wouldn't be ripping 2% a month every month on average for 5 years straight
>>60536581
Yeah ever since the covid """""crash""""" stocks as an asset class have been deeply fucking broken

>>60536596
>literally everything has been a nothingburger for Americans.
Part of the problem is the massive propaganda operations going on. Warnings, promises, bold statement all bullshit. The news is not news it just WWE 24/7.

>>60536581
>too many retards have too much money
Think of it in a more positive light. There will be an opportunity to make that money yours with the right moves. Don't know what those right moves are and when.

>>60536575
VX1! isn't

>>60536618
>make that money yours
mmmm hmmmm mmmmm
mmmm hmmmm mmmmm

>>60536596
Iranian backed terrorists pulling a 9/11 round 2? Maybe? A dirty bomb in Tel-Aviv? Taiwan invasion with boots on the ground? Nuclear war?

I dont fucking know man. Seems like there’s infinite money to pump stocks forever.

>>60536576
Oil above $100/barrel will unwind Yen carry trade very fast.

remember, the line will always go up

So what is the actual smart thing to do tomorrow?

>wake up
>spy has barely dumped and is within my condor range
>btc over 100 k again

Truly, notning ever happens

>>60536644
Inductive reasoning = cope

>>60536647
Take a step back upon uncertainty

>>60535915
exactly; govt. spending. How can stocks go down?

>>60536647
Slurp

>>60536647
The smart thing has always been buying quality companies at discounts.

>>60536647
>So what is the actual smart thing to do tomorrow?
wake up, drink your favorite coffee, take a huge dump, shower, enjoy the show. No need to try to get in at the bell, let the market spaz out then start to settle and see if anything is on sale, enough of a sale worth buying, if not then just shit post the rest of the day.

>China has completed the worlds first Thorium reactor.
FUKING KEK.
Uraniumsissies lose again!

>>60536669
This is exactly what I do along with setting spy iron condors for the next day. 100 % success rate for the last month

>>60536674
>100 % success rate for the last month
I wanted to ask, do you plan on slowly increasing the amount to make $200/day, then $400/ day and so on? If it works is it scalable?

My new plan is to keep selling options like I am doing use premiums to buy certain stocks like ASTS, PLTR and the new on they anon suggested QXO because its still cheap. Free money from options to buy me stocks.

>>60536671
>China has completed the worlds first Thorium reactor.
There was a thorium reactor outside of Los Angeles in the 1960s and they had some kind of meltdown and radiation release.

>>60536674
I tried SPY iron condors a couple months ago when the market was an erratic bitch. I made a little money, but honestly, I had a few go against me that I had to dig out of. In the end it didn't seem worth it. I went back to wheeling (SOXL, specifically) and have since made a shit ton of money. Was my mistake setting up weekly SPY condors instead of daily condors?

No one needs oil or batteries. They don't want you to know pic related.

>>60536700
>plagiarizing off the original troll logic

>>60536684
I'm content with making about 50-100 daily with condors. I set them up during power hour and close them on next market open. I also run weekly hood csps. Average about 200-500 a week and use that money to buy vcwe and wdef. I need one more etf to invest in, but I dont know which. Or I can just slowly buy pltr stocks I guess but it's gonna take a while to reach 100 to do ccs in.

>>60536688
Yeah, weekly spy condors is not a good idea, do 1dte. Also wheeling is the goat strat, I do it with hood because I can't own soxl due to EU fuckery. Also I think I'm late to the soxl party to wheel it

short INTCels

>>60536688
I also think I'll add weekly butterfly spreads on my playbook but on cash settled indexes namely xsp and estx50. Basically lay 2- 3 on ranges i believe they will move into and ride them too death. You do NOT want assignment fuckery with index options

>>60536724
>original
this joke is older than the internet

>>60536732
>Also I think I'm late to the soxl party to wheel it
I mean, that depends on how much capital you have. I would say your not, because I'm wheeling it successfully. If it goes to 30 or 40 it'll be tougher to keep wheeling though.

>>60536748
Sure, but the drawing and rationale have somehow gotten worse with the social media age. No more effortposting.

>>60536749
>If it goes to 30 or 40 it'll be tougher to keep wheeling though.
Why?

>>60536749
I can't wheel it because I can't own it. Premiums on the put side are shit because it has been climbing so I can't buy it and covered call it to take advantage of the inflated call side premiums.

>>60536456
>>60536036
>>60536013
I'm not a Trump dickrider but I think this is the right way to deal with people like the Ayatollah. By now everyone knows how delayed and ineffective American foreign policy is. The only way to make unfriendly governments stop poking the bear is by having a certified retard in charge with his finger on the nuke button. Remember when he killed Soleimani and every news outlet said that was the 21st century's Franz Ferdinand? It wasn't, but all that talk made Iran back off with their bullshit immediately. They want that war even less than we do.

People outside the US see us as an empire in decline that's all the more dangerous for how it might lash out at the first regional competitor to try anything.

t. American abroad

>>60536772
Iran has done nothing but talk shit to Israel and America for 40+ years, it is genuinely sad that they aren't even putting up a fight against either of them.

>>60536755
The wheel uses cash secured puts to purchase the asset. Higher asset prices means contracts are more expensive to take assignment on meaning you either need A) more money to keep wheeling or B) need to sell less contracts to keep wheeling. A $40 stock effectively requires twice as much capital as a $20 stock, and while option prices do increase as the underlying increases, they don't increase so much as to keep pace. For example, a 0.20 delta put on MSFT expiring next friday, the last one sold for like $1.50 in premium. SOXL has a put at about 0.20 delta, same expiration, for 0.40. That means that the MSFT is only worth 3.5x the SOXL put, even though SOXL is trading at like 21 and MSFT is trading at 477, a difference of over 22x share price. So a MSFT CSP costs over 22x to take assignment compared to a SOXL contract, and only pays out 3.5x more.
>TLDR The wheel prefers low cost high vol stocks.
>>60536732
>I can't own soxl due to EU fuckery.
I'm sorry, being cucked by the EU sucks.

>>60536674
I have two covered calls with CRWV. One I sold early June expires July 3 for strike 170. The stock was moving so fast I learned not to pick such long expiration times, only one week out, that way I can just keep selling CCs and taking the premiums. I could have made 5x the money. I am still making money on the July 3rd CC, but the cost to buy to close is so high there is no reason to do and my cash is tied up on the stock. I hope the buyer exercises the contract the takes the stock so I can buy another 100 shares and sell another call.

$ALT - biotech
Rumored buyout by Pfizer
Data coming today or after market close


could jump to $17 or $20 or flop to $5

>>60536772
>The only way to make unfriendly governments
I suggest you study more about why Iran is not pro american.

>>60536789
I use CCs this way:

1) stock i own, weekly expiry, protects the underlying from downfall plus gives money
2) margin buy 100 stock on dumpy day, wait for it to climb again and sell itm cc as a swing trade

>>60535833
Buying vix after vol has already spiked is a dumb idea.

You buy insurance before your house burn down, not after

Also, buying deep otm vix calls 9 months out isxthe most cost effective long vol hedge

>>60536796
I do not buy on margin. I am still a bit new to options and learning, do not want to blow up my account. I was selling options on CRWV because the option premiums are so high, and the stock if volatile. If I get assigned on a put and the price drops a lot it rips a few days later and I just sell at a profit. As soon as it calms down I will take a break.

>>60536772
>The only way to make unfriendly governments stop poking the bear is by having a certified retard in charge with his finger on the nuke button. Remember when he killed Soleimani and every news outlet said that was the 21st century's Franz Ferdinand?
Problem with this is that it has only worked because Iran is much weaker than anyone anticipated (probably due to heavy Mossad infiltration). The next time the US tries this it might be against an enemy that can fight back in a meaningful way, which would start a war.

>>60536790
>another weight loss drug
Why can't people just eat less and move more?

>>60536819
>Why can't people just eat less and move more?
bad parenting

>>60536815
Do not be scared of margin. Its a tool.

Ibkr handles margin by giving you excess liquidity and buying power based on the value of your securities. So for example all of my cash is into wdef and vcwe, and I just use margin to open options positions which I close weekly. I just pay interest on the amount loaned which is miniscule, 5% yearly but since I close every week it's insignificant.

Of course you shouldn't YOLO all your margin in leverage bombs but still.

>>60536817
>(probably due to heavy Mossad infiltration)
Mossad was known to have already infiltrated lower to mid-ranks. With a decapitation of the top and senior leadership, it's not that far a stretch to say that the Mossad agents got promoted by default after that.

With that said, if Mossad can infiltrate the Arab states, are the jews really all that different to muslims to begin with if they could not be sussed out?

>>60536824
>bad parenting
Only you can refuse consent to have food placed in your mouth.

>>60536817
That's why our military does nothing but pubstomp since losing Vietnam. Every """"war"""" is just picking at random from a list of countries Israelis and Saudis both dislike and bombing them back to the stone age. Then twenty years of """""""""""nationbuilding""""""""""""

It's a good strat for a hegemon

>>60536828
>Of course you shouldn't YOLO all your margin in leverage bombs but still.
I will look into it more. I am not a yolo type.

>>60536830
>Only you can refuse consent to have food placed in your mouth.
I have seen fat angry moms browbeat kids to eat more and more to be fat like mom. Its all some people know, the food is more than food, like an addiction, some mental programming flaw they do not understand.

>>60536839
What broker do you use?

>>60536845
>What broker do you use?
Schwab. They offered me margin when I applied for options trading and I declined. I can always ask for it later.

>>60536841
>the food is more than food, like an addiction, some mental programming flaw they do not understand
I've seen that too, and I think the US is overdue for another round of food propaganda for years. This won't happen, because telling people to consume less is bad for business.

Social media will probably take over that role, although most of it won't be of any use. An insufficient rate of success is better than nothing, I suppose.

WE GONNA CRASH SOON

Dump canceled ugh yawn yawn

>>60536862
2 more weeks?

>>60536871
2 more hours

What the fuck is ChainLink and why are there nearly 20 fucking threads on the catalog about it at any given moment?

>>60536877
As long as crypto is a thing (including Shitcoin), the economy is overvalued.

I would loce to see cryptofags collectively rope

>>60536862
>>60536864
Why are futes recovering? is WW3 really not enough to crash this market???
>>60536877
New here?
Chainlink is a crypto that ICO'd several years ago. A lot of anons bought into the ICO, and subsequently became part of /biz/ lore.
It's a useless meme token, though. Stay away from it.
Nothing to do with stocks, btw.

>>60535958
Houthi style campaign of drone attacks against shipping through the strait

>>60536884
NothingEverHappeningchads are always right

>>60536884
Iran has shown little to no ability to retaliate. Won't get ww3 from attacking a helpless insect

>>60535833
Because it would already be priced in and you're not fast enough to get it.

>sold some XLE puts last week
>almost sold some SHEL covered calls but didn't get any bites and the premium was trash
>futes showing XLE up and SHEL breaking past old resistance and likely to a new ATH
I didn't think it'd play out like this but I guess you luck our sometimes.

I dont know how I can lose every trade, its a fucking talent

>>60536674
i hate that the market reaction can be suppressed so easily

>>60536830
>Only you can refuse consent to have food placed in your mouth.
Doesnt stop fags from putting dicks in kids

>>60536927
There is no market reaction. Its retail city now. We all want to make money, so stocks go up. The days of dumping are over.

>>60536938
>The market is dominated by people who want to see line go up and will buy in at any price
>Hence line goes up, forever
Ah yes, the retard market hypothesis. Given how long its been since the market has had a real, long lasting recession (2008-12), I think there may be some evidence in support of this theory.

>>60536944
2026 will probably be the top, Benner cycles

>>60536945
>2026 will probably be the top, Benner cycles
what's that diagram with the traingles and years to buy and sell?

>>60536923
You only lose when you sell. Until then all numbers are imaginary.

>>60536954
Yep

>>60536959
Sure but I traded 0.03 volume instead of 0.01, tripled down, and blew past 2% risk (close to 25% drawdown)
I think if I get excited and want to pump up the volume I should just inverse myself

>>60536945
>>60536960
Seems like the charts off by 2 years, given that hard times started in 2007 and 2021, comparatively. If we shift 2 years, the peak should be 2027/2028. But this is an ohio farmer's horoscope, so it's not really worth taking that seriously.

>>60536964
>>60536959
Oh yeah, I was going to say that margin reqs will eventually make my fake losses real ones
At least I have VIX and uranium calls

>>60536965
The cycle is based on periodic sunspot activity which causes more or less plant growth, therefore food commodity prices and ripples from there.
Considering it was authored in 1875, I'd say being off by a year here and there is pretty good

>>60536944
I can place an order with 0 commissions while scratching my balls in my couch. To do that 10-20 years ago, you'd have to pay 50-80 usd per order to get filled with 5% slippage.

Markets simply cannot handle this volume of trading and it's only going to increase.

>>60536976
To say nothing of derivatives, and the huge amount of 0dte trading

man the market is gonna be green in few hours at most

>>60536976
This is good. For me atleast. I would never get ahead working my bullshit job, the markets literally are my ticket to early retirement. I was born too late to explore the new world and too early to explore the stars, but I was born just at the right time to make tons of money selling weekly options to gambling retards.

>>60536979
>>60536986
Exactly. And for the posters that wonder where the money is coming from in the us markets, millions of euros and and Asians are into it. I make 1.6 k per month in my job and I can make half of that per week options trading. Its ridiculously lucrative, and all you have to do is push some buttons on your phone.

>>60536986
Make sure you're semicovered on those options or else you're just picking up pennies in front of a steam roller.

>>60536994
I wish I could do that. I understand how it works and risk management, I just cant do it profitably
It's like how a sociopath knows they should show emotion, and how to fake it, but its not genuine. Does that make sense?

>>60537004
just say you're a pussy and you panic sell when you see you're down by a few thousand bucks
its ok, you're safe here. you can admit to being a faget

>>60536994
its impressive how fucked the job market is. if you even can get one the pay will be shit and days long and indeed you can do non productive stuff like this to make the same or more

>>60536667
let me get in my time machine so I can buy some undervalued stocks

>rheinmetall gets into eurostoxx50
>new drone stuff with anduril
>nato 5% official this week
>crashing hard as of now
your time to buy in bros

Head of Russia’s Investment Fund Dmitriev: Anonymous (ID: x+uNAQsx) 06/23/25(Mon)00:13:49 No.508432629▶
“If the Strait of Hormuz is closed, no one will be safe from the global oil shock”
Oil producers not needing the strait will make a lot of money though.

How can us plebes make $ off this?

Poorfag here, my dream is to have rent covered every month, I could basically live like this as long as I could 100% cover rent no stress needed, what do I need to do and how much do I need for that bare minimum?

>>60537004
Step 1: No stop loss on options. Assume you will hit max loss and invest accordingly.

Step 2: You are not gonna hit max loss ever. But you are also not gonna hit max profit too. 50-70 % profit? Close it. Don't even think about it.

Step 3: never buy options. Only sell. And ALWAYS be theta positive in your portfolio.

>>60537015
Our society has decided that whores and Jews shifting money around are more valuable than blue collar workers. So if you can't beat them, join them.

>>60537036
With 2k invested, you can open a margin account on ibkr and do daily spy condors + weekly csps.

>>60537042
>never buy options. Only sell.

>iran gets bombed days before my 30k quarterly stock grant vests
this shit better stay propped up until at least tuesday.

Lmao just can’t win

Oslo stock exchange is almost entirely oil stocks

Futures is flat from friday like US didn't just enter another never ending war. Un fucking believable.

Buyers are aware this was only the beginning right?

>>60537066
never ending war is bullish

>us and dax green
its so over for the happeners

Bought 10k worth of NOVO on margin because of their stupid currency confusing me FUCK

>>60537066
yes the beginning of nothing. they have no resources and mossad knows all their moves if they decided to try anything

>>60537075
Not when it's against the world's #1 at terrorist attacks. How did the market do on 9/11?

I wanna play a us core cricket above 2.9 % contract, what do you think? Above or below?

>>60537083
oh but it is.. got to make weapons, need materials for that and got to make new buildings to replace the destroyed... very bullish

>>60537083
it rallied

Fuck this shit. I'm closing my account and leaving /biz/ forever

>futures

>pasts

>presents

>oil red
topkek

>>60537093
oil is freefalling though

>>60537108
>pic
meanwhile the whole western world is kvetching about how Iran's retaliatory strikes are so uncalled for and kill civilians

>I'm shorting le market like le movie!!!


Lmao

>>60537105
Of course
Nothing happened

5.88% ytd for this retard

You?

>>60537143
5.6 actually after more oil drop

>>60535849
kek called it fucking kikes you can't deceive me

>>60537149
i hope they will do a funny once everyone forgets this. doing it now when usa is on standby isn't that good of a idea but when things have calmed down its the perfect time to retaliate

>>60537143
27.14%
The gold mining part of the portfolio has done well

>>60537143
10.61%
HOOD contributed most of it.

I just wanted to say fuck you and your 12% per year.
You stock boomers.

>>60537028
All technical analysts are saying after immigration bans in Europe due to the right wing movements and the Volkswagen layoffs coupled with american decoupling and treating europe like another client instead of a brother, the japanification of Europe is about to be complete.
A low growth area with no innovation on a well managed decline.

Do not invest.

>>60537158
Get a job you cryptotard

>>60537158
more like per day

>>60537164
>((((((analysts)))) projecting decline if we let less mudshits in

Imagine my shock

>>60537143
If we are talking about stocks then 19%, got lucky and CRCL and RDDT.
Overall about 4%, I ended up putting about a majority of my NW into a CD at 4.3% a couple days before TACO came into office.

I entered the market in January.

GM
what are we buying today in this crab market?

>>60537152
boom boom boom
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7FLh-9Tmf3g

>oil down
>futures green
wtf?

>>60537193
Being like Japan isn't too bad. Hungary is already there.
But don't keep your money in europe.

>>60536968
2025 is peak solar activity in the 11 year cycle.

>>60537212
you have no idea how to read the charts huh?

>>60537213
>But don't keep your money in europe.
Why do you think there's the discrepancy between the stock and money market? As in US Dollar falls compared to Euro but US stocks do better than european ones.

>>60537221
the what?

>>60537028

Can you explain why it's dumping so hard today then ? There's god knows how many wars and positive news for Rheinmetall but it keeps dumping

Why's everything pumping with the Iran blockade uncertainty happening? Is it just people moving money into safer stocks?

Why do europeans get to sell before we do? How is that fair?

>>60537238
line goes up forever

>>60537240
"they" bought though

>>60537238
nothing
ever
happens
jkd we will see an April tier crash soon
I though us terrorists attacking Iran might cause it but apparently we need more for it to happen

>>60537238
who is rheinshit even delivering to? who are the clients?

>>60537237
citigroup reduced the rating for RENK and Hensolt, Rheinmetall is catching strays

Just wait for the false flag on American soil (eta < 2 weeks, unironically). July 4 fireworks, anyone?

>>60537243
They could still sell before I get to. I need Israel not to do anything for 4 hours.

>>60537271
Also https://biodefensecommission.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/National-Blueprint-for-Biodefense-2024_final_digital.pdf

They literally tell you ahead of time. It’s how the game works. Manufactured consent. Not saying it’ll be exactly that day. But just like covid and event 201. Now, how do we profit bros?

I can't believe my Chud instincts won
I was down so much in the morning but now my brent short is printing
Take the last dump until they close the Bussy of Homosex tomorrow

>>60537238
Iran is a paper tiger
Russia is a paper tiger
China is a paper tiger

The axis is a phantom, we are pricing in the ww3 win pump already

>>60537290
Wars are most profitable for your market when you start them on your terms.

>>60537300
The Ukraine conflict was started by Russia on Russian terms and still they've been copy pasting their economic data since

why is nigvidya the only thing dumping?

>>60535802 (OP)
This is my ideal girl. What is this body type called? Also, short everything now.

>>60537306
The market smells Trump trying to fuck over Xi. Also, last week there was a report about those magnets. That companies have been waiting 10 days now. It seems like both Xi and Trump have not agreed yet to the London Agreement which was just a refresh of the Geneva Agreement. And Trump claimed the chinese would be delivering the magnets UPFRONT.

literally what is puming
everything on my list is red

>>60537320
*And in this 10 days timeframe there was another report about something about chipmakers in China and the US trying to do some shit.

Basically China is right to just wait

Today is your last opportunity to get into euro defense. Tommorow after nato summit everything will giga moon. Buy wdef TODAY.Get a loan and throw it in there.

>>60537335
>
>nato
>ever doing anything

>>60537335

Isn't this already priced in by the markets ? I'm fully invested in Rheinmetall and even I don't believe it's going to happen...

>CRCL
Seriously it just cant be stopped

>>60537370
No. What's happening is that retard investors pull money to put into shit like >>60537370. When that bubble pops all that money will flow into eu defense again.

Anyone notice that USOIL contracts for august just gapped down to $64.49 this mornin?

>>60537382
Sorry, $62.49

>>60537271
July 4th would be too on the nose

>>60537335
If the meeting isn't priced in then the market is truly retarded. Everybody already knows they'll throw more money at defense. I could even see a retard dump because people are so high on their own farts they think NATO is going to secretly announce a 10% GDP plan instead.

>>60537240
you're subsidising them anyways

Bobina acts smug but her fate is drinking piss from mumus who piss inside her asshole

>>60537238
nothing ever happen + the axis of turdworldism countries are all paper tigers anyway

>>60537238
heh, kid
WW3 was priced in 40 years ago

>>60537212
they won't do shit
the market has priced that in

I sold QQQ puts on Friday and was shitting myself over the weekend when the bombing started. Good thing nothing can make stock prices go down ever again.

>>60537203
buy le dip

>futures going down
>oil going up

It's a literal pump and dump. And they are so greedy, they will take every chance to do it even with the risk of an immediate act of any conflict participant disrupting the pump and dump.

>>60537158
fuck off faggot

>>60537471
wow why are they falling now

>>60537131
>betting directionally is bad in one direction and good in another
faggot

suddenly gold is pumping too?

>>60537139
and nothing will

>>60537493

>>60537493

>>60537493

>>60537486
WTI is still not moving

>>60537498
thats what confuses me. i didn't see any news either

Geronimo!

UNH bottom signal is in.