Thread 60537493

powell's quagmire edition

>Educational sites:
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>Financial TV Streams:
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https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

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https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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https://etfdb.com/

>Options
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https://optionstrat.com/
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>Calendars
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https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60535802

>>60537493 (OP)
>pic
I've actually seen some rather unfortunate names like that.

yuro def stocks getting fucked lel

>>60537485
Shorting has infinite loss potential.

Seems a little racist to me original poster chan
Novo is killing me

>>60537503
>All countries except for Sp*in agrees to 5% GDP until 2035
>"Lol better dump EUdef"
The market has no brain.

>>60537504
I agree

>>60537510
Im proud of the spaniards on this

>>60537510
or the market just doesnt believe the blatant lies. if they cant hit two why lie and say five, might as well say 200%

>>60537506
dunno anon
I found the pic pretty funny

>>60537510
wow suddenly dax too freefalling once again

>>60537518
they better not complain about an aggressive morroco ever again,
even iceland and portugal (countries with even less geopolitical risk) agreed to the 5% target

>>60537526
>aggressive morroco
This may be a thread b ut russia surely isnt

Hims crashing

>>60537528
russia isn't but when morocco ups their threats on the spanish exclaves no NATO country should care, Spain doesn't care about them either

Guys, sorry, but that EuroDef pump was overblown. Russia can't even beat Ukraine. If EU had a unified army and the same equipment that was given to Ukraine (and there still is stuff that hasn't been given (MERZ I'M LOOKING AT YOU (Taurus)), what chance would Russia have in a conventional war like the one in Ukraine?

Can someone explain to me why the market is dumping euro defence ? Are they trying to shake up retail to pump tomorrow or what ?

>>60537540
Ok why would we want to fight russia tho? I would preper to have russian soldiers in my country then the current american soldiers? Also they would nuke if they are losing.

>>60537540
Inherently Russian manliness can overcome any effete Yuro challenge, this time for sure

598 eod

>>60537549
Prefer
>>60537541
They are in a huge bubble.

>>60537549
Ideally we should have no foreign presence in Europe

>>60537540
Russia has been an eternal thorn in the side of EU. If they didn't have nukes we should have eradicated them already.

>>60537555
Checked, ideally. But then also please no current eu

>>60537555
allahu ackbar to you too friend

>>60537557
agreed
>>60537559
>not wanting american or russian interests influence europe means you're arab
ok retard

>>60537561
come now abdul the point was you get rid of the largest foreign threat first

Anyone looking for a short and is bearish on BTC should look no further than COIN, trading at $300 due to stablecoin news but if BTC were to breach 80k then COIN would drop below $150 as seen during tariff correction

>>60537549
How is this a rebuttal to what I said? I'm saying the pump is overblown, simply because, yes there is demand for some equipment, but not as much as was priced in, because Russia isn't really that much of a threat. As stated, they can't beat Ukraine.


btw. I'm pro-EU. You can seethe, don't care.

>>60537576
huge doubt it would go below 90k anytime soon. it had a hard time even getting below 100 for a moment

nothing ever happens
i'm all in

>>60537576
Bitcoin is never going below 100k Again.
I've leveraged up 3x.

>>60537504
That’s why I just bought SQQQ and UVXY Friday before close. It’s that simple.

>>60537503
It’s because the U.S. did something the euros couldn’t do and the market reacted.

nvidiabros...we're getting rekt again....

>>60537597
If you could post any proof of Fordo being destroyed, that would be nice.

>>60537605
>it doesn’t count because anon doesn’t have the ability to post pictures of secret underground bunkers
This is what’s know in the industry as cope

>>60537609
So, is it destroyed or not? Your reply isn't that clear.

>>60537605
Europe doesn’t have the ability to bomb Iran using strategic bombers. The penetration of American stealth bombers, the bombing of key Iranian sites, the fact that Iran couldn’t even scramble some fighters before they were already hit. The market understands that Europe can’t do this. There is no getting around that fact

>>60537597
God bless America

Iran said their nuclear facility was fine and took minimal damage, and they would never lie. Russia also said they could supply uranium to Iran, but obviously that's not necessary because Iran has all their facilities still, Putin must have been daydreaming I guess

>>60537510
it really doesn't. If it was just Rheinmetal, i'd get it, lord knows it's stupidly over-priced, but dumping the whole sector on good news? Just seems bizarre to me. The best play here is probably to set-up a trailing buy order and wait for the irrational dump to end.

>>60537614
>>60537619
You don't even know if the strikes were effective this is just blatant shilling and a circle jerk to deflect from the last 5 months of self-imposed economic suicide from the tariff debacle

>>60537614
It's nice to know you can wield a hammer, but if we can't tell if the nail is in, what good is the hammer?

> the fact that Iran couldn’t even scramble some fighters before they were already hit.
The issue here is: What would happen if Iran shot down that bomber, assuming they were capable?
Not to mention that the US bombed without immediate warning, but did it like Israel, just striking.

>>60537625
Yes, so difficult to imagine? I mean, 3 days are now +3 years. Trump also daydreams when he says the Iranians do not want to talk to Europeans the same day the Iranians flew to Geneva. Maybe they share this trait.

Alright fellas what is the best oil ticker to hop on this morning?

>>60537635
Iran would have loved to shoot down the bomber. They just couldn’t see them. Didn’t even know they were there until their mountain bases started collapsing.

If Iran shot down the bomber, there would be a lot of people saying this was justification for the US to march in. It's just how it is. So even if Iran could shoot it down, it would be a huge risk. It's like a bait by the US.

>>60537640
>mountain bases starting collapsing
>literal satelite picture of the white building still standing
kek

>>60537625
The recent attack does nothing, if there is minimal damage they will rebuild and go about their business. But if there is significant damage they will look to build another underground base even deeper, lined with meters thick concrete and escalate their acquisition of nuclear weapons

HIMZ bros...

>>60537643
>you merely collapsed the finger of this mountain but the outhouse is still standing!
this is cope

>>60537650
whew glad i got out of that in time

>>60537650
HIMZ sisters bags are going to HEAVY

>>60537645
I wouldn't say setting back their nuclear program by years does nothing, but I do agree that they will just rebuild their facility at an even deeper depth.

Holy shit smg literally fucking retarded regarding politics. Its a fucking 2 party false dialectic and this is all messianic theatre. Guess I’m in a much better place than the average person in terms of preparation. Stay sleeping retards

>>60537652
I'm still waiting for proof.

>>60537650
What even is HIMS? I was on their page for a moment and wanted to browse their goods and there was immediatelly a survey asking me personal questions. This thing is dataharvesting masked as a "hip" pharmacy. Can you buy stuff there that you can't buy at an pharmacy/online-pharmacy?

>>60537659
>"Bro I possess the third eye of Solomon and can see past the Jewish lies and see the truth of the world"
Dude the chuuni phase should have ended after school. Get a grip.

>>60537664
They manufacture and sell a popular line of functional energy drinks that a fuckton of people buy regularly. Oh wait that’s the best stock in existence, CELH

>>60537526
NATO doesn't cover the african territories or the canaries and the US is selling morocco the best equipment, NATO is useless to spain unironically, the next government will reverse course but this and cucking the jews are the only two things that dog president did well

why is wti oil and brent oil priced differently

Eu def is dumping because 10% of gdp spending was lriced in, but they only announxed 5

>>60537625
This is what really confuses me. If Iran actually did manage to get lucky and the bombs didn't destroy their facilities, why on earth would they waste this golden opportunity and outright tell the US that it didn't work? Wouldn't they want the US and Israel to believe that their attacks were successful, so they can continue their nuclear program in secrecy without fear of any future interventions?

>>60537664
Dick pills without a prescription

>>60537683

This is the most brainrot shit ever.

>>60537687

There is no secrecy in Iran because they're infiltrated to the core with Mossad, Jeets and god knows what else.

>>60537636
OXY probably. While it has some exposure to the mid-east, most of it's oil production is in the America's, and it also manufactures petrochemical products as well. People close to the Trump administration (i.e., MTG) have been buying it lately, as has Warren Buffet, and it's got a P/E of 18. CVX and XOM might also be good buys for similar reasons.

>>60537574
Yeah, that's why he wants to get rid of Amerimutts first

>>60537700
>oxy
Yeah, don’t listen to this guy. For me it’s CVX, lithium acquisition news and (((Oppenheimer))) added to position this AM

This hims dip might not be a slurpable swing...losing access to novo weight loss drugs is a big deal

Fuck this piece of shit SBSW should I just buy PALL and be done with it?

Tough morning, HIMScucks?

Another perfectly executed dip buy on NOVO, 2% deep into a 7% dip today, all on margin

Novo is retarded. Nobody wants to go through the embarrassment ritual that is going to the doctor. We want our drugs off hims.

>expect to wake up to blood red due to people freaking out over WW3
>it was fucking nothing

>GALT up .07 premarket
My body is ready

Morning frens
>>60537493 (OP)
You have to respect the level of hate it takes to make someone spend the time creating an image like this

Friendly reminder goyim that the US bombing Iran is a good thing for the markets.

>>60537770
>>60537745
war usually benefits the (((economy))) at least in the short term

>>60537745
>sold the picosecond premarket opened to avoid the dump
>stocks are now ticking up
Absolute clown market

>>60537603
$3 is rekt?

>>60537777
Just be patient, there will be blood.

>Doomscroll YouTube shorts
>that fucking scam slots game 'plinko' with ads with Russian mobsters and prostitutes
>American online slots ads with random people on the street they paid 10 bucks to advertise
>re-upload of another video with a pajeet stealthily showing his mug in the corner
>Live stream of some nigger with no teeth licking his lips on camera


I miss when all i was getting were those unhinged hero quest ads

>>60537777
Not even surprised any more. Just hoping the markets clown in my favor.

>>60537785
they know about your gambling addiction...

>>60537779
Maybe hes leveraged to the tits?

I have £18k in cash at the moment, anything you anons think worth slurping today?

>>60537796
Snowline gold before their PEA and inevitable buyout

>>60537700
I bought OXY, XOM and WTIU this morning. about $20k. lets gooooo

I'm really surprised galt didn't dump more. Maybe I can get out sooner than I thought

>>60537796
Oh UNH is back down to 300 for some reason. For a long hold perhaps

lmao@coffee (robusta) in the past 2 months

when the fuck do we dump guys I'm so fucking ready

How are we looking today?
AAAAAAAA
or
OOOOOOO
?

>>60537806
probably not a real dump until the false flag drops

>>60537810
zzzzzzzzzzz

>>60537806
no one wants to sell anymore as we know the line can only go up

>>60537796
Oil stocks like other anons are discussing; anything that sympathy-dumps for no good reason

>>60537810
sometimes wheeee
sometimes whoooo

bye bye HIMS bros. Back to 38!

>>60537493 (OP)
let's get ready to rumble!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPoIoUgBJdI

>>60537682
WTI is the benchmark for US light oil from US oil fields
Brent is the benchmark for light oil from Europe, Africa and the Middle East

>>60537810
Snib snab

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

WTF WAS THAT?!?

>>60537840
B-Based …

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

inb4 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>60537840
Based
Do I close out these covered calls at +35% or wait? I think I'll wait

HOLEY SHEEYYT TSLA

holy shit, they are killing MSFT for TSLA
kek

Kinda funny how easily Trump dismantled bricshitters, now 4chan is swarming with Mohammads and salty ivans, sp hitting 7000 eoy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>60537849
loooool

There are people in this world who bought DJT and TSLA, and they are performing better than GOOG holders. THIS WORLD IS A TWISTED PLACE

nothing happened, chuds won.

oh look at that, I guess we aren't getting WW3 or market panic after all, who could have guessed that all the brick shitters over the weekend were wrong?

Mumusisters...why tsla is pumping?

>>60537850
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>MSFT IS ALMOST DOWN 1%

HIMS SISTERS!!! DILATION STATUS????

FUCK YOU TSLA WHY DO YOU BREAK THE TURBO AT 335 AND START DUMPING RIGHT AFTER
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU


COULD'VE BEEN x8 JUST WITHIN 5MIN

>>60537864
>MSFT down 1%
>TSLA up 3%
>MSFT worth 3x TSLA

>>60537858
>There are people in this world who bought DJT and TSLA, and they are performing better than GOOG holders. THIS WORLD IS A TWISTED PLACE

GOOG's main business is being replaced by AI and the rest of their products have become so jeeted they are losing market share.

Why is HIMS dying

> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH

>"EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN. I’M WATCHING! YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY. DON’T DO IT!"

yo wtf Communism

Sold all my google shares, it's probably undervalued, but it just can't keep dumping and I want to salvage what's left of my gains. I'll just pick it back up at a lower price.

Every stock I own is red except AMD. Must be opposite day.

>he did not, in fact, slurpeded GALT like i said
Squeeze me harder daddy

>>60537872
can you not read?

its over.....

>>60537872
>Why is HIMS dying
>>60537865

They lost the Novo partnership lmao

>>60537880
I can not

>HIMS

MUMUSISTERS WTFWT WHYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>60537798
Wow and it's still flat
Buy now

Don't say I didn't warn you faggots

> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH

>"To The Department of Energy: DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!! And I mean NOW!!!"

>>60537879
grabbed some ITM calls expiring July on Friday, hoping this goes a huge fucking pump

>>60537872
balding is cool now

>>60537883
>>60537890

>>60537885
BIG OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF
HOLY SHIT MAN RIP

>almost FOMO'd into HIMS 2 weeks ago
HIMS SISTERS?? ARE YOU SELLING OR BAGHOLDING?????

I am awaiting President Trump's order on what to buy

>>60537871
Google search has almost 7x as a many users as ChatGPT, browsing Google Scholar is way more efficient than trying to get ChatGPT to give you links to studies that aren't from the 1950s, and GOOG is making its own AI moves anyway..

>>60537881
what's over? over.

Tesla robotaxi in perfect weather:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s-h0YXtF0c&t=430s
I guess it doesn't matter because Musk must have bought all the regulators.

>>60537897
Hey Lois it’s me orange man, buy NOVO

>>60537900
>Google search has almost 7x as a many users as ChatGPT, browsing Google Scholar is way more efficient than trying to get ChatGPT to give you links to studies that aren't from the 1950s, and GOOG is making its own AI moves anyway..

yeah but none of that gets them ad revenue which is their main source of income

>>60537876
i don't think thats how it works...

>current year
>nuclear war erupts in the middle east
>US leeroy jenkins's into it for no reason
>economic turmoil and despair 100% guaranteed
>be me
>"B-BULLISH...!!"
>go long 2 minutes after open
>make $300 in 4 minutes
Honk honk

>>60537887
funny that the site is broken just now

>>60537908
>nuclear war
Iran never had nukes bruv

I wish to all HIMS bagholders, a quick recovery.

oh wow lol he really did say those things

>>60537908
Every morning there was a panic in the last 2 months the prices rebounded to within 1% of previous close or even netted profits for most stocks. Its simple. They domp eet, and it gets pomp eet throughout the day.

>>60537493 (OP)
Cool it with antiindiaism

>>60537896
I sold half of my profits last week but l lost the other half already

oil didn't do shit

>>60537900
explain this

>>60537927
You might as well sell thay other half nos because it lost another 3% since the post you responded to.

>>60537924
crazy world. imagine theres still people working at mc donalds and other hard things like that

>>60537929
wait until wednesday. We just started bringing democracy to the sand apes.

>>60537876
MAGA MAOISM

>>60537929
caught the one second dip nicely

gj guys, no cuts

>>60537935
Couldn't be me, but then again I am happy the stock market isnt explained in public schools and the most exposure the layman receives is buying some crap a financial adviser is selling.

>>60537943
Bullish I guess? SPY up another 0.2% in the past 2 minutes, will unironically end the day up 3% or more

>>60537877
Same. I made a little money but it's stupid having $8k tied up doing nothing

Oh boy let's load up on hims CSPS!

>>60537935
The bull run will be over when you start seeing normies on twitter saying they quit their jobs to trade full time

So I have 3000€ to reinvest from my previous gains.
This is TSLA, Shjould I buy a Turbo Put with 339 barrier (red line above).
I lose everything if it goes above.

>>60537886
How to buy in Freedomland?

>>60537962
nvm! It just died.

It's still there right?

>>60537962
careful now that the robotaxi hype is going on

>>60537959
No it wont they will just provide liquidity.

>>60537969
No refunds

>>60537906
Ad revenue has been increasing despite the growing popularity of adblockers.
>>60537930
Isn't Grok the only AI that will take on political questions? ChatGPT puts on kid gloves while Gemini outright refuses.

What would it take to actually cause a dump? Like what the fuck man

oh shit rhinemetal recovering maybe it doesnt get completely heemed today

why is TSLA such a fucking schizophrenic stock ?

>>60537983
The market hasn't even been open for 30 minutes.

>>60537983
Everything is priced in already

>>60537973
Exactly. Right now the stock market is predictable by everyone with literally 100% accuracy, including normies. So they'll all start trying their hand at trading and start actually losing money in stocks for once, and stocks will be perceived as a risk asset again, and the bubble will stop inflating.

>>60537983
Rate hikes or maybe lack of rate cuts.

>sell chev for 155 overnight
>buy back in at 150

Thank you based zognald

>puts on TSLA
>up 7% already

>>60538001
bobros...
This is not our day..

Shorting TSLA again bobotards? You never listen

wtf

>>60537994
Rates are already moderately restrictive and we already have had a lack of rate cuts for months when everyone expected them. It poomps nonetheless. The real answer is that retail doesn't care about rates, fundamentals, or anything else, and is dumping all their money in at record quantities, and the line cannot possibly go down until they run out.

>>60538015
>and the line cannot possibly go down until they run out.
and money printer would never allow that ergo...line goes uo forever.

>>60538010
Bobo here. I learned to just ignore TSLA a long time ago.

>>60537993
Good point. Though, my divs rely on volatility so ill be ok and Ill get to enjoy normies get liquidated.

>>60538010
I'm gonna short it so hard, but not rn.
Timing is part of the job.

>>60537876
what did he mean by this?

>>60537876
>>60538026
Command economies are cool now.

>>60538001
just bought more TSLZ and TSLA is *still* rising. the robotaxi launch has a friggin babysitter making sure it does not fail

>>60538026
POMP EET

>>60538026
Based supreme leader Donald

We dont deserve trump again

>>60538012
FUCKING MILLENNIALS
Sorry man we all know you guys are putting your entire inheritance from your dead boomers directly into the market and pumping everything irrationally and now it’s your turn to get hate. Let other gens buy at cheap prices this is wrecking the market for everyone. Fuck

>>60537943
>Yields going down after that

>>60538026
Based Donald D trump

>>60538042
its been pumping for since the market open lol you think millennials are doing that

Goddamnit I have $20k in a Atlantic based oil company, why can't the pump off the strait news. The entire last month it's only moved up/down 5 cents before settling back to the start position.

>>60538026

>Commands oil prices to decrease
>They immediately do

I have to say, for a gigantic retard, he is very powerful.

So Orange Man posting on social media that he's considering taking out the leader of another country, talking about regime change, followed by bombing the shit out of them a few days later isn't enough to cause a significant dip in the market. In fact, just the opposite.

If you buy coin, you own the US military

>>60537965
There is usa version. SNWGF

>>60537594
Not as bad as actual shorting

However, you are much better off buying deep otm vix calls expiring 9 months out or buying puts on high beta junk

So far, I have massively increased the amount of daily views my company's social media pages are receiving, although it's not hard to beat the zero views the other guy was getting with his automated content. I don't know if that's actually translating to clicks on our website or reaching the right people, but I at least have some data to placate my boss

>>60538058
Is she okay?

smg said soxl would be down 30% today

>>60538069
if your boss is techtarded you can just fake things like clicks and impressions

>>60537537
The Pahlavis should have gotten the Romanov treatment

>>60538058
Nobody takes Iran seriously. Tf Mahmoud gonna do, raise their gay little red flag again?

>>60538073
that was me

AI dashcams guy finally won

>>60538058
might makes right

AMD up 20% lmao. I got in at 122 hopefully it runs up to 140 before I cash out

>>60538026
Trump wants rate cuts but even if oil pumped to 100+ the fed only sees it in the short term and not having any real "lasting effects" on inflation so its a smart move on his part to want cheap oil imo

>>60538080
Terrorist attack on US soil

I’m a fucking genius

>>60538058
USA USA USA

>>60538051
it really do be clown market

>>60538086
I have a $96 dollar cost basis. It's going to $300 eventually.

>CRCL
seriously wtf

>>60538086
Godspeed. They dont call it Advanced Money Destroyer for nothing.

>>60538065
Ty wasn't popping up

>>60538075
Unfortunately, he is not techtarded. The old guy also still works for the company, hates my guts, and has always tried to undermine everything I do. I have to be on my tiptoes if I want to justify my fatter paycheck.

>>60538058
What part of "honk honk" do you not understand?

>>60538102
remains to be seen how sustainable that is. makes no sense that a social media post does that when the real world conditions have not changed

>>60538121
It do be that way I guess

YOOOOOOOOOOOO
what happened to Tesla?? 10%???

>>60538134
30%
robotaxi hype.

>>60538134
didnt kill anyone during the texas test run

>>60538106
Come to /cmmg/ on bant

>>60538134
it doesn't need oil to run

>>60538138
>robo taxi
did it finally work without killing the passengers lol

also HIMS -33%
what the hell

Im buying cheapies on hims for next week or 2

CRCL and TSLA, kek

Closed my spy condor on open and hood csps are cooking nicely, will close them today probably. Will let you know what combos you should play for this week. But on power hour, nobody should open new positions before that.

>>60538082
Anon I solded because of you :(

Was Musk the one who made Trump bomb Iran?

>>60538149
Im really thinking about relapsing because I didn't buy circle. Fml

>>60538150
Probably going to do something similar til next FOMC. Selling call and put options and have CFD positions at the side to settoff losses caused by a breakout

>>60538156
Trump was always a ziocuck, even back in th 90s

>>60538147
>did it finally work without killing the passengers
kek
https://youtu.be/_s-h0YXtF0c?t=435

>>60538042
You're blaming the victims of this nightmare horror show.

>>60538147
>>60538148

HIMS & NVO have initiated a messy divorce that will devastate the lives of their fat customers. I was bullish on both now I only back NVO as the value play.

>>60537541
we are in the dump part of the pump and dump

Should I invest in oil stocks

>>60538160
Cause this looks like a crab til FOMC and tariffbullshit

>>60538099
Kek

i'm thinking calls, but i'm not sure if SPY is done pumping or not. i feel like its going to stall around 598 for the rest of the day.

>>60538059
what the fuck is this shit
i boycotted plantir now coinbase siding. with us sissy military as well?
fuck this shit
stop mixing politics you piece of shit companies

Locked in a +30% trade for the day. Good.

>>60538170

No retard buy meme stocks instead unironically.

GRRR
OSCR
TMC

This is all you need to 5 X your money over the next 2 Q’s.

I while everything is in hard slurp territory, UNH in particular is infree money territory.

>>60538182
these stocks already pumped you faggot you're literally making him baghold

>>60538182
add GALT to the list so he loses even more...

For the oldfags here how did the market react to the invasion of Iraq?

>>60538175

Next sponsor for US military will be HIMS

>>60538181
congrats anon, that's almost enough for a large pizza

>>60538196
Panic sell -3% then rebounded 27% for ATH.

>uns puts Tesla to 215$ target 3 hours ago
>Tesla does +10%
get fucked lmao

>CRCL
>GALT


OooooooooooOoooooooooooOooooooooooOoooooooooOooooooo

>>60538175
it will be interesting to see how those companies are doing in about 3 years

>>60538204
I guess we buy the dips.

How was the market leading up to the invasion of Iraq?
When they talked about the weapons of mass destruction and said they wanted to replace Saddam Hussein just because he was a bad person?

>>60538164
I would not ride this shit
mean while china has robo bus since years

I've got 13k free from my panic sell this morning, what do I buy?

god AMD needs to break this resistance, sold my 132 and 131 calls this morning but Id like my 133 call to start printing, I guess sideways isnt so bad

Do I sell? How high can it go this week? 380?

>>60538231
HOOD

>>60538147
>did it finally work without killing the passengers lol
You fell for the media FUD. No shame in it, most people do. Tesla itself is partly to blame for this problem, since they don't engage with most media or advertise on them.
Bottom line is that FSD has worked well for a while, their solution is 1/10th the cost of existing competitors, and institutions have to include robotaxi in their valuations now.
Tesla's edge in data and manufacturing will be hard for anyone to overcome unless they become just as vertically integrated. If I were Google or Amazon, I'd try to buy up a Japanese carmaker outright.

>>60538237
never hurts to take profit anon

>>60538237
If you feel it is right to take the money do it. There's always another chance to make money. Losing those gains sucks too. You gotta know what hurts more, losing out on more or losing what you could have taken.

>>60538224
Google certainly didn't pop 10% when waymo first launched 10 years ago.

>>60538222
I didnt research it that deep. I was a kid so I didn't experience the markets. I just researched some years ago on the market reactions to the gulf war and gulf war 2. I'm bullish in this market right now and my portfolio is growing as expected.

>>60538237
Good enough to screenshot = good enough to sell.

i should a sold tsla last year when it touched $480...would've enjoyed a nice $90k. I'm still up at anything >$270/share but STILL.
This robotaxi shit is gonna take it to the moon

>>60538082
For real? Whoever it was doubled down on that, or someone definitely agreed.

>>60538237
It's you're money, but I would take the money.

>>60538237
Dont kike out and lose your profits to greed

>>60538237
don't sell and enjoy regretting the choice later

>>60537493 (OP)
Took me like a whole minute to realize these weren't real jeet names kek.

>>60538256
no but i do pride myself on giving bad advice in general, as i see all of you as my competition, and i want to win

>AMD trending down towards market open price
really nigga

>paying for lost keys
>paying for lost passport
>contract expires in a week
>lease ends next week
>throwing away all my shit so I can couch surf with some friends I’m on thin ice with
>NOVO and UNH baggie
That’s life eh

Invest in cancer drugs and treatments, they're gonna go up if Israelis and Americans use depleted uranium bullets and some Iranians move to the west and other countries

>>60538207
I'm so mad that I pussy footed on the CRCL IPO. If I would've put 300k instead of 300 dollars into it I would've made it by now.

>sell gold
>instantly huge pump starts
man it was red so many days... why must the jews be like this...

>>60538278
Dude same here im just sitting here defeated watching the charts like a pathetic fucking faggot circle would have been it for me.

>>60538281
They're out to get you specifically

>>60538283
>>60538278
reporting in to this pity party
Im such a faggot also had lots of capital but too pussy to put it in

wtf is causing this rapid SPY pump?

>>60538026
Communism is good now, same as drugs price

>>60538290
Peace deal on the way.

>>60538274
damn brother you a BUM get your shit together

>>60538237
>>60538250
This

>>60538281

>>60538288
Im so fucking annoyed man I just need one good thing and this was it

>>60538051
Something something apathetic geniuses and confident morons.
And he's nothing if not confident.

>>60538288
This was our once in a fucking life time opportunity and we didnt take it.

>>60538237
sell half, let the rest ride
...wait, can you do that with options?

Is that what this is, a pity party?
Isn't it funny that the median price of houses went up to another record high? Like this ride never ends.

>>60538299
Scared money don't make money

Decided to look at DJT's financials for fun.
3 mil in revenues
-105 mil in net income
-3396.61% operating margin
How is this company doing a 400 mil buyback?

dis ting don fuck me up

>>60538316
They got to borrow the money printer for a bit.

>>60538278
>>60538283

almost every week there's 10 stocks that go 5x

>>60538323
Cool, what's the next one? Thanks, champ

>>60538316
Free rubles laundering, nothing new, same as it ever was

>>60538323
yeah but with CRCL risk/reward was way better than some random micro cap

>>60538323
Yeah but this was fucking spoonfed to me and i was too much of a fucking pussy to do anything about it because I genetically a retarded fucking faggot

>>60538326
you can time them by looking at volume and getting in at 10-50% and riding the rest
not everytime but you can give your chances a huge boost
>>60538329
wait for next big ipo then

>>60538337
>>60538337
>>60538337

new bread

>>60538323
Sure but CRCL felt so telegraphed in retrospect. A 30 dollar IPO for a company that literally just generated free money as long as rates are high, which JPOW has clearly signalled. Most obvious 1 year hold and sell in history. The fact I was too pussy to even put 4 figures in proves I'm a fucking loser that will never make it.

>>60538316
corruption defies logic

is HIMS a buy? it's down 30% today from, but seems like HIMS has tons of hype going forward

>>60538278
I have one (1) CRCL, had the rest of my very modest (~€8k) investment portfolio elsewhere in very boring stuff. I'll try to have a larger cash reserve in the future for IPOs, I wouldn't even have known about CRCL if it wasn't for /smg/ so thanks lads. I even got in late because my broker's a big dumdum but that's another story.

>>60538348
I think hims is a great swing trade stock and you should definitely slurp a little. I wouldn’t be surprised if it ended up down in the 30s though.

>sell puts
>expires worthless, collect premium tendies
>expires worthless, collect premium tendies
>expires worthless, collect premium tendies
>uh oh, assigned
>sell calls in opposite direction
>expires worthless, collect premium tendies
>expires worthless, collect premium tendies
>expires worthless, collect premium tendies
>uh oh, assigned
>sell puts again and repeat cycle

Is it really that easy? There's gotta be more downsides right? Unless you're performing this strategy on a meme asset that completely shits the bed and never recovers I don't see how you can lose money on this. How many of you do the wheel strategy?

I shorted

>>60538058
Market is pricing in a TACO moment, and i can't say it's unreasonable for it to do so.

>>60538393
you can llve on my couch when you blow your account fren

>>60538220
it definitely feels like an inverse S&P etf lately. Not surprising since it's sitting on a mountain of cash and consumer defensives right now.

>>60538408
Iran is going to retaliate sometime soon. My guess is that it will be a nothingburger because they know that they're outgunned, but I'm betting that the market will go down when it happens anyway. If it is actually a nothingburger, I'll close my position then, but if it is significant and Americans die, buckle up because we're going down a lot more.

>>60538427
>Iran is going to retaliate sometime soon
its all scripted, Iran informs before they "retaliate".
Its an nothing felafal

>>60537777
Why would you expect the already discounted market to drop 3 days in a row on no news.
I sincerely hope you don't think sandshit matters. Stop investing on TDS.